A Wholesome Song About The Unbidden Desire To Foster Fail

I wanna foster fail
Every animal I foster
I wanna add
A dog. A cat. Onto the roster
I wanna tell myself I’m helping out
For 4-6 weeks
Then wake up 10 years later
With my foster fail and me
I wanna foster fail

Poodle, pit bull, pinscher, it don’t
Make no difference to me
Doxie, boxer, dogs we foster? Sure they all could be
A foster fail

I wanna foster fail
Every animal I foster
I wanna add
A dog. A cat. Onto the roster
I wanna tell myself I’m helping out
For 4-6 weeks
Then wake up 10 years later
With my foster fail and me
I wanna foster fail

Corgi, collie, pug, or maltese
Any breed would do
Lhasa apso or perhaps a mutt or cockapoo
I wanna foster fail

I wanna foster fail
Every animal I foster
I wanna add
A dog. A cat. Onto the roster
I wanna tell myself I’m helping out
For 4-6 weeks
Then wake up 10 years later
With my foster fail and me
I wanna foster fail
I wanna foster fail
I wanna foster fail