4 Needlessly Offensive Storylines About Superman & Lois Lane's Love Life | CanonBall

"Superman & Lois" is the latest CW show set in the Arrowverse, and it promises to adapt the couple's famous, long-enduring relationship in a grounded and thoughtful way. You know, basically the exact opposite of how it goes in the comics where we get Lois trying to kill herself for Superman’s pleasure, the seduction of multiple babies, and Superman transforming his girlfriend fat and also an entirely different race. This is Canonball.

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Writers: Jordan Breeding, Bryan Slack
Narrator: Jesse Eisemann
Editor: Bryan Slack

Jordan’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/The_J_Breeding
Jordan’s Writing Portfolio: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/

00:00 - Intro
01:12 - Lois Tries To Hook Up With A Baby-Version Of Superman
04:17 - Lois Has A Death, Marriage Wish
06:21 - Lois Doubles In Weight, Superman Isn't A Fan
08:26 - Superman Turns Lois Black
10:28 - A Brief Glimpse Of Our Office