Spittin' Chiclets Takes On The Cup Final

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Grinnelli | Spittin' Chiclets
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00:00Oh, this is cocky, baby.
00:04You're in my house, old man.
00:05When we come to Canada, it's a double show.
00:20We have arrived in Edmonton.
00:23Myself and Chicklet's memes.
00:25And welcome to the behind-the-scenes vlog
00:28brought to you, of course, by Watson Gloves.
00:30Watson Gloves has gloves for everything and not even just gloves.
00:34Look at this hard hat on.
00:35Look at this oil suit.
00:37You don't think we're ready for game three and four?
00:39I know the morale might be a little bit low after dropping the first two,
00:43but we're an oil nation and we brought our gloves
00:46and we're ready to hand in. Right, memes?
00:49We're going, right?
00:54It's time for the behind-the-scenes vlog
00:57brought to you by Watson Gloves.
01:00We're heading over to the studio.
01:01We had some guys kind enough to lend us their studio,
01:03so we're going to go bank interviews all day.
01:06We just got word we got a big one, a white whale.
01:10Marc fucking Messier tonight at 7 p.m.
01:13So first off, we're going to start with Rob Brown.
01:16Played for the Penguins at 49 pucks, playing with Mario.
01:19Two Pink Whitney events.
01:21We got the Ice House and we're going to Greta to play some bubble hockey.
01:24Probably bet Merle's a little, a little Skrilla.
01:28Hey, Mr. Baby.
01:29We've summarized what's about to happen today perfectly.
01:32And now we have the OG chicklet right here, putting his cock back in his pants.
01:36Get dressed in the lobby.
01:38Couldn't get about this trip.
01:39This trip is off to a very chicklet start.
01:42We'll be doing this at some point later in the trip as well.
01:47This studio is dialed.
01:49Look at this, let's do a little tour.
01:51Yeah, we're happy to have chicklets in the house.
01:52Look at this. This is his office.
01:54Look at this. Roger's place right here.
01:56Look at this.
01:57Then we go down here.
01:58They got some beer fridges.
02:00They got the booze.
02:02Incredible studio.
02:04Then we come into the paradise.
02:07Look at this.
02:12All right, it's time for our next guest.
02:14It's a pleasure to welcome to the Spitting Chicklets podcast,
02:16downtown Rob Brown.
02:18I got knocked out in hockey night in Canada.
02:20The down goes brown.
02:21Oh, yeah.
02:23Down goes brown.
02:24Hextel said if Brown scores on me tonight, I'm going to kill him.
02:27Man, you used to love that windmill.
02:29Is that where McDavid got it from?
02:30Oh, yeah. He would have to use it a lot more.
02:32His shoulder would get sore.
02:33All right. Thanks again, brother.
02:34Yeah, this is Rob Brown.
02:36Yo, body armor sending us right into the moss pit.
02:40I sent the tweet out two minutes ago.
02:42I don't know who's going to show up, but hopefully someone does
02:45and we can give away a free McDavid jersey.
02:47Woo, woo, woo, McJesus.
02:52There it is.
02:55I got it.
02:57Oh, yeah.
02:59There he is.
03:01There you go. First one here.
03:03There you go.
03:04Congratulations.
03:05What's your name?
03:06Brian.
03:07Good to meet you, brother.
03:08Hey, what's your pulse right now?
03:09I just ran from the building over there.
03:10That one right there.
03:15Oh, you're late.
03:16You're late.
03:17You're late.
03:18You're late.
03:19Boys, we just gave it away.
03:21Hey, but the good news is we do have prizes for you guys.
03:24We will be sending you something.
03:25We're going to be sending you a case of body armor.
03:27Oh, no.
03:29Oh.
03:30I'm winning this prize.
03:33All right.
03:34It's starting to get wacky here.
03:35Let's go.
03:36Let's go.
03:38Boys, you guys.
03:41But you're still going to get some prizes.
03:43All thank you to body armor.
03:44It's coming to Canada, and when it does,
03:46it will quench your thirst more than it's ever been quenched before.
03:55He said I can't wear it because I fucking chirped him,
03:57but I think that this might be the spark.
04:00I think they should put me PTO fourth line tomorrow.
04:03It's an absolute pleasure to welcome to the Spitting Chickens Podcast, Jack Michaels.
04:06Believe it or not, I've made more money in the last couple years in Alaska
04:10than I did my first year in the NHL.
04:13Some huge dude comes up right up in the middle of our broadcast,
04:16middle of our broadcast, and he's getting Gomer's attention.
04:19Gomer finally takes the headset off, and the guy goes,
04:22you tell B.J. that Cowboy's looking for him.
04:25It's a great pleasure to welcome to the Spitting Chickens Podcast, Louie DeBrusque.
04:28Louie.
04:29Long time coming.
04:30Thanks for having me, guys.
04:31I had a coach that was like, you're going to need to play.
04:33He tried sending me out after a 20-year-old, and I was like 15.
04:36By the end of the game, I'd fought the 20-year-old.
04:38Tony Granato, he was a little shit out there.
04:40So I just, boom, cross check him.
04:42He punches me once with the glove on.
04:43I drop the glove.
04:44Boom, down he goes.
04:45I turn to go back to the bench, and all I hear is, get him, Joe.
04:48That was my first shift in the NHL.
04:50I'm like, send me back to junior right now.
04:55You made it, Army.
04:57Yeah, Pittsburgh to many, many to here.
05:01No storms, no flooding.
05:03Beat the Florida Panthers here.
05:05Came in here, Mark Messi's walking around looking like a million bucks.
05:08That's amazing.
05:10Wow.
05:17It's an absolute honor and a pleasure to welcome this guest to the show.
05:20The boys cannot be happier to welcome to the Sprint Chicken Podcast,
05:23Mark fucking Messi.
05:25All right.
05:26All right.
05:29Come up for oxygen.
05:31I mean, I said it all, man.
05:33Well, that's it.
05:34That's our hour.
05:35Thanks for coming, guys.
05:38All right.
05:39It's time for our next guest.
05:40We have our first ever spitting chicklets, snowboarding, NHL hockey player crossover,
05:47Tyler Ennis.
05:48He won a Western League title.
05:49He won a world championship gold.
05:51His good buddy, Mark McMorris, a three-time Olympic bronze medalist, Canadian legend.
05:57Ball hockey was so much fun.
05:58I love ball hockey.
05:59London in September, big deal select.
06:01You could get a title if you bring him in.
06:03Okay.
06:04When you don't raise the puck anymore when you shoot it, you're done.
06:06Did you ever, like, invent a move or something where, like, you became, like,
06:10that's the Mark McMorris move?
06:11Backside triple court, 1440.
06:14First person in the world.
06:16Did you ever consider college?
06:17It was like, as a Western kid, you're like, oh, really?
06:20Yeah.
06:21I mean, I was good.
06:22I mean.
06:23You couldn't have done college.
06:25Hang on.
06:26Let me.
06:27It's so nice to welcome to the Spitting Chickens Podcast, Jason Strudman.
06:30I might be crying by the end of this thing.
06:33Just the wit roast.
06:34Everyone's pumping iron, right?
06:35Doing the deep squats.
06:37Something you jumped over, Wits.
06:39And my first fight ever was against a guy named Rocky Thompson.
06:43Oh, my God.
06:44Jason, what?
06:45Yeah, yeah.
06:46I swear to God, I thought the linesman was punching me.
06:47I'm like, hey, I'll deal with you in a second.
06:49I'm getting beat up by this guy right here.
06:51Thanks for having me on, boys.
06:52That was a good time.
06:53Awesome.
06:54Awesome.
06:55What's going on here, Bizzy?
06:56We got a lot going on.
06:57Just finished another two interviews.
06:59Going to the meet and greet now.
07:00Game three here in Edmonton, Canadian city.
07:03We run a long series.
07:04Hopefully, I've been to Wits tonight, Wits tomorrow.
07:06We've got a seven-game.
07:07Let's fucking go.
07:12Let's go.
07:13Let's go.
07:30This is going to the skies now.
07:31I'm just every Rangers fan, every Canucks fan,
07:36every single person who hates this guy's mouth and teeth.
07:42On behalf of Jacob Chuba, fuck you.
07:52Somehow, some guy just handed me this player's card.
07:56Thank you so much to the Canadian Icehouse.
07:58What a spot.
07:59Pink Whitney crushes it here, as do all the fans.
08:06Carrying around a pint from the bar.
08:08How have you been?
08:09Good, yeah.
08:10We're going to have some fun.
08:11Going to enjoy it.
08:12You guys got to work a little bit here.
08:13You always have fun.
08:15Too much.
08:16That's my boy, Gary.
08:17I'm in the good books now, boys.
08:19But that could change in a minute.
08:21I'll expect a text or phone call with the emojis.
08:24We're part of the emoji gang.
08:26Kidding aside, thanks for all you do.
08:27Oh, no.
08:28Thank you, buddy.
08:29Thanks for the opportunity.
08:33Nice room you got for us, Miz.
08:35Enough space.
08:36I feel good.
08:37I think Miz.
08:48Oh!
08:49No!
08:50No!
08:51No!
08:52No!
08:53Brownie!
08:54Brownie!
08:55Oh!
08:57Oh, fuck!
09:03Oh!
09:16No, we'll watch this period up here.
09:18That's how it goes.
09:19If we're winning after this period, then we stay there.
09:21I have the last row.
09:22We need to win, guys.
09:23These are great seats, dude.
09:26If you're going to be that high up,
09:27you might as well be that high to see the X's and O's.
09:29Are you watching the X's and O's?
09:31Oh, I can't wait for the breakdown.
09:33Can't wait for the breakdown.
09:35Three X's and three O's.
09:39Why the nine forwards on the seat?
09:41All right, he's got the X's and O's, guys.
09:43Oh!
09:54He hasn't watched one second, so he's the X's and O's guy.
10:05Murray!
10:06Murray!
10:07Oh!
10:12Let's go!
10:13Wow!
10:15Florida's a fucking wagon, buddy.
10:17Their defense is tighter than a nun's c***.
10:20Pardon my French.
10:22It was a great game.
10:23Four mistakes, four goals against.
10:25I mean, every single time you mess up against the Panthers,
10:29it ends up in the back of your net.
10:31They're too good.
10:32They're too strong.
10:33Experience.
10:34They did it last year.
10:35They learned from it.
10:36That's what happens.
10:37That's why unexperienced teams will never win.
10:42Time's up.
10:43Cheers.
10:44Hey, it's noon in New York.
10:46It's 6 p.m. in Sweden.
10:48Admiral, how are we, my friend?
10:49Thoughts on the game last night?
10:51Too little, too late for Edmonton.
10:55I mean, look who they're getting the goals from.
10:57No disrespect to Broberg, McLeod, and Fogel,
10:59but you're not getting anything from those big guys.
11:01The big guns, not from Leon, not from Connor.
11:04But one point last night.
11:05But, yeah, it wasn't Skinner's fault.
11:07Three of those huge mistakes.
11:08Edmonton did their best game of the season.
11:09They didn't get hit and it closed for them.
11:11Another day, another show.
11:13Another day in paradise.
11:14Yeah.
11:15Thank you so much.
11:17Great to see you.
11:18How you been?
11:19Appreciate this.
11:20It's a pleasure to welcome to the Spit and Chick with podcast, Kevin Lowe.
11:22I'm wondering how come it took you guys so long to have me on here.
11:25I think that we just had to get up to Edmonton.
11:27We needed to be in person.
11:28It's that much better in person.
11:29I didn't even expect I was going to make the team.
11:32I was three days into training camp and a guy by the name of Wayne Gretzky
11:35skated up beside me and said,
11:37hey, how about you and I get in a place together?
11:40I said, well, I don't even know if I'm going to make the team.
11:42He said, oh, don't worry, you're going to make the team.
11:45You're on the team.
11:46The rest is kind of history.
11:47We appreciate it.
11:48Six Stanley Cups.
11:49It's just an amazing feat.
11:50So we appreciate you coming on.
11:52Yeah, thanks.
11:54We'll do it again.
11:55Let's go.
12:01You want to see how you play this game?
12:11This one's a little loose.
12:12Yeah, it's a little banged up.
12:19He's tri-tidal.
12:20He's tri-tidal right now.
12:26Back to the water.
12:30Back to the water.
12:35Unbelievable.
12:36Let's go.
12:37Let's go.
12:38Let's go.
12:39Let's go.
12:40Let's go.
12:41Let's go.
12:42Let's go.
12:43Let's fucking go.
12:44What a play by Conor fucking Brown.
12:48Let's go.
12:49Back to the water.
12:50Back to the water.
12:52Referee.
12:57We're going back to Florida, bitches.
12:58Elbow's on the ground, something under there.
13:06Let's go.
13:07Let's go.
13:08Let's go.
13:09Let's go.
13:10Let's go.
13:11Let's go.
13:12Let's go.
13:13Let's go.
13:14Let's go.
13:15Let's go.
13:16Let's go.
13:17Let's go.
13:18Let's go.
13:19Let's go.
13:21Let's go.
13:23Let's go.
13:45Vince.
13:46I didn't think you were ripping your car off.
13:48I heard a fan say, wait, don't take your shirt off.
13:55She's not.
14:11Who ripped that napkin?
14:12He cut himself.
14:13The wheels had fallen off, the chick was shattered.
14:15He choked the guy out on the big screen, broke his glasses, cut his shirt in half, and here we go.
14:20The crop top might turn the series.
14:22When we come to Canada, it's a gong show.
14:31Chaos! Chaos!
14:36Go worms! Go worms!
14:41My ears are hurting. Incredible atmosphere.
14:45Can they get us back here for game 6?
14:47If they go game 6, I'm coming back.
14:49This was incredible.
14:50Boilers.
15:00We're heading to Fort Lickerdale.
15:01Fort Lickerdale in the Elbow Room to watch the Celtics win the NBA Championship.
15:05We got a first timer here in Florida.
15:07Gotta show him a good time.
15:09We're heading to the Pink Whitney meet and greet right now.
15:11He's ripping 15 Pink Whitney shots right when we get in there, and we're having a night.
15:15We're going to Fort Lickerdale in Fort Lauderdale.
15:20My name's Dale.
15:30Do they have non-alcoholic beer here?
15:32Yeah, right.
15:33No, more Pink Whitney. I've actually been going through a brawl of Pink Whitney, so I need some right now.
15:42We're at the tie-dye portion of the program right now.
15:46Going down to Nitty Gritty of Clothes.
15:48I might have to stop doing laundry for the first time ever on a Chippens Road Trip.
15:52I went for a dip in the ocean, a little siesta.
15:55Now here I am.
16:12R.A., what do you got there?
16:14It's called a cell phone. They just invented them.
16:17It's called a belt device.
16:19Back in the day, we used to use an onion.
16:22I'm ready to chase it tonight. Just took a pre-game nap. I'm ready to chase the Cup tonight.
16:26Good luck, Florida. Good luck, Edmonton.
16:28Overtime. We'll see you in overtime.
16:32Did R.A. just say he used to use an onion for a belt?
16:35We're going in, baby. We're going in for the cap off of the cup.
16:40I think the Panthers take it tonight.
16:42Can't wait to have a few cocktails.
16:44Sit down and really take all this in right now.
16:47It's going to be awesome. Right, Mimsy?
16:49Going back to Edmonton.
16:51Usually when my phone buzzes and it's him, I'm in trouble.
16:55You've been buzzing a lot.
17:03I snuck in here.
17:05Don't blow my cover.
17:07I got my fucking eye on you, Gary.
17:10We're waiting. We're waiting for the famous Florida ass-grab like last year.
17:20We're alive! We're over in Yo-Yo Street.
17:30Wow. Wow.
17:32Wow. Wow.
17:37The biggest jinx in hockey history.
17:40The team hands out a thing that says six on it when you don't want a game six.
17:45How do you hand this out in game five in your own building?
17:49I'm a marketing major. Find me on LinkedIn.
17:52This would never happen if I was in charge.
17:54Now it's going at least six.
17:56What a fucking joke.
17:58I knew it was going seven.
18:00Drag him back to Alberta.
18:15We got the lock here. We got the lock, baby.
18:18We got his brother last trip and now we get him this trip.
18:21And this is the OG. That's the one that I met first in Biz Does BC.
18:26Dude, that was a very underrated series.
18:29Your taste reactions?
18:31That's why we got our Emmy and an Oscar for acting.
18:34I'm going home tomorrow to Arizona, but then Oil will pull this fucking thing off.
18:38Which they will.
18:39Which I think they're not.
18:404-2 Panthers, Marc Alcantara, steals the conspiring economy.
18:45Right out of his hands? That is a bold fucking prediction, folks. I love it.
18:50They know what I'm doing.
18:51The people watching know exactly what I'm doing. Let's go out.
18:55Wow. Wow. This is fucking hockey, baby.
18:59Let's fucking go.
19:03Holy shit. Let's go.
19:06Let's go, baby. Let's play by play style.
19:09Let's go, baby. Let's play by play style.
19:23We got a baby sitter tonight. We got a baby sitter tonight.
19:27Bark off. Bark off your score.
19:29Oh, whoa.
19:31We have 19-0-9 to play with offside.
19:34Wow. That is such a fucking boost.
19:39Holy shit. That is a boost.
19:42Hey, that's a boost. That's a boost.
19:44We got the lock in the building. Oilers, baby, you can't stop this mojo.
19:57Let's go, baby. Let's go.
20:04Dave, you're a scumbag for making me come here. I don't care.
20:07I said it from the fucking jump. I did not want to be here.
20:10The only reason why I'm fucking here is because he knows that if I'm here, they fucking lose, bro.
20:15It's fucking ridiculous.
20:17Hey, I don't want to change a thing right now. We're in a sweep.
20:21I'm the reason why they're up 3-0.
20:23If it's not for me, we'd be winning.
20:25I don't want to fucking be here. They sent me here to make the fucking Panthers lose.
20:29And I'm here. I'm the reason why they're fucking winning.
20:34Barkov just scored. What a game left.
20:38Let's go. Look alive. Look alive. There's a fucking whole period left.
20:43It's the worst thing in hockey.
20:45What's wrong with this guy?
20:47Barkov just scored. Look alive.
20:49Oh, 3-1.
20:50You guys are baiting me. I can't even watch the fucking game. I'm sitting in the corner.
21:04Woo!
21:15Alice Hemsky, Oilers legend, buddy.
21:17He got a nice pop there in the third period. Brought him home.
21:20Let's do it.
21:21Fucking right. Let's go Oil, baby.
21:23Game 7 predictions.
21:25How do you cheer against, or how do you bet against the Oil now?
21:28They're going.
21:29That snowball is down the hill to the size of R.A.'s head right now.
21:33Let's go Oilers. Let's go Oilers. Let's go Oilers.
21:38Let's go Oilers. Let's go Oilers. Let's go Oilers.
21:45Let's go Oilers.
21:49But yeah, I don't even know what to say. I wasn't planning on going back to Florida.
21:53But here we are. I've got to book a flight to figure out how to get there.
21:56I've got no voice. My immune system is shot.
21:59But Oilers have all the momentum right now.
22:03There it is. The megachurch.
22:06I'm back.
22:10Let's go Oilers. Let's go Oilers.
22:16Let's go Oilers.
22:20Let's go Oilers.
22:23Let's go Oilers.
22:26Let's go Oilers.
22:29Let's go Oilers.
22:32Let's go. Let's go.
22:49I sat on every bus, TR, right in the back, baby.
22:52Oh yeah, you sat in the back.
22:55Fuck you. You're in my house. You're in my house, old man.
22:59You're in my house. Fuck you.
23:02You know it's Kona night.
23:09We wanted Chick-fil-A. We got Chick-fil-A's bus.
23:13Goddamn bus has a lock on the bathroom, but that's not going to slow us down.
23:18I'm with all the Chick-fil-A's crew. What a wild scene we got here.
23:22Biz, prediction tonight.
23:244-3, overtime victory for the Florida Panthers.
23:27Get the fuck out of here, Biz.
23:29Merle, prediction tonight.
23:311-1, Connor McDavid, overtime.
23:34Wow. I love that, Merle. I love that, Merle.
23:36Hey, Nikki Smokes, name three players on the Panthers.
23:40Bob, Barkoff, Kachow, what's your prediction?
23:443-1, Cats.
23:45I'll tell you right now, Edmonton comes out strong.
23:48They win 4-1 with an empty netter.
23:50Connor McDavid, two points.
23:52Leon Drey, side of the goal.
23:54And the cup comes back to Canada.
23:56And the Edmonton Oilers are Stanley Cup champions.
23:58Let's go, Oilers!
24:02Let's go, Oilers!
24:06Let's go, Oilers!
24:08Let's go, Oilers!
24:10You like that shit?
24:12All these motherfuckers are happy they're in Florida.
24:14Just wait until they have to go home. Crying.
24:16Game 7, what a tailgate.
24:18Holy shit, place is packed.
24:24Let's go!
24:38Compliments of Colorado Extreme.
24:40Let's go, baby. Let's go, baby.
24:42Colorado Extreme, guys. That's why we're here.
24:48Cheers, let's go.
24:52Hey, they gave all the pizza to you guys for free.
24:54They came in and did this for you guys.
24:56It's Game 7.
24:58I mean, I didn't sweat this much when I played.
25:01I went through two shirts, but it's Game 7. Who cares?
25:19...9, 10, 11, 12...
25:23...13, 14, 15...
25:28...16, 17, 18, 19, 20...
25:40Bloppin'週
25:44Let it rip! Let it rip!
26:14Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
26:22The final fucking test!
26:24Tony Makar! Did you see that fucking pass?
26:30Yes!
26:34Second intermission.
26:36Hrabrowski's seeing the puck.
26:38McGavin hasn't done a ton.
26:40But there's one thing we need to do.
26:42There's one thing we need to do.
26:44It's our only chance.
26:46The Panthers haven't lost a game this year
26:48with a lead going to the third period.
26:50You know what we need to do?
26:52Take this off and put this on right now.
26:54Yes!
26:56Take this off and put this on right now.
26:58Here we go, Oilers fans!
27:00This is the only chance we have.
27:02Raph, close your eyes! Close your eyes!
27:04The belly shirt is all we got left.
27:07These goddamn guys pick the Panthers every game.
27:10But the one game they blew them out,
27:12it was the belly shirt.
27:14That's all we got left.
27:1620 minutes.
27:18And you live forever as heroes.
27:20Anaconda choke hold incoming.
27:22Panthers victory.
27:36Eat it!
27:41Come on!
27:44Come on!
27:46Yes!
27:48Yes!
27:50Yes!
27:52Alright, they earned it, boys.
27:54We're in the fucking series.
28:10We're in the fucking series.
28:11We're in the fucking series.

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