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00:00When I walked in, I said, Hey, Smitty, like big game this weekend.
00:04I'm like, Oh, you're, did you have a birthday?
00:05Like, did your wife plan a birthday?
00:06That's a tough spot.
00:07And he went nuclear.
00:09Do you want to talk in private?
00:10I don't know.
00:11I don't know.
00:11Go ahead and leave.
00:12I don't really care.
00:13Yes.
00:18So first of all, it's the rundown brought to you by high noon.
00:22Nate just said Smitty was the angriest he's ever seen in the
00:25office. I've seen videos.
00:27Yeah, I sent them to me.
00:28He was very angry.
00:29It's up there.
00:30I don't know if it's Bosco.
00:32That was in my studio.
00:33I guess I couldn't hear any of it.
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00:54back near you the high noon leads into Nate saying Smitty
00:58was the angriest he's ever seen him in the office.
01:01I don't know that anybody's more angry than Bosco throwing
01:04the high noon at Big T.
01:06I have seen the videos and he's very very mad and he does
01:10are they public?
01:11I'm looking at people at stool.
01:12They're not out.
01:13There's I have them.
01:14I assume that they would be posted.
01:16So here he was not on Viva.
01:17Somebody slip here is well, I don't know the well, it all
01:23revolves around this powder keg that we have of the Mets
01:27versus the Phillies.
01:28So we got two Mets guys obviously and what the Mets are
01:34doing in the run that they're on and the games that they're
01:37playing.
01:38It's like one historic game after another.
01:42So you guys have created this cave of just misfits were the
01:47aliens were the Mets.
01:48Yeah, I think we're one of the greatest barstool groups ever
01:51were complete weirdos.
01:53I agree with that and everything that's going on in the game.
01:56They won obviously against the Braves and then they come
02:00back, you know, and everything's going on meat milk.
02:04I believe that the stat was something like no team has ever
02:08had four games in a row where the team who was leading in
02:12the eighth did not win the game because they just keep coming
02:14back and three of them and basically four of them were playoff
02:17games.
02:17So like, yeah, jam together vaguely reminds me of the Red
02:22Sox when Ortiz is winning like every night at the end baseball,
02:27you always feel like if you're down a run in baseball, you
02:30feel like you're down like a million runs.
02:32You don't expect like to get the run back.
02:35He keeps going.
02:35So it's going crazy.
02:36This leads into Smitty.
02:37So the Mets advance and you know, they're playing the Phillies
02:42now. So I sent an email out.
02:45I don't midweek.
02:46I'm like, I expect the Philly fans as best.
02:50You can to join this crew of Mets fans for what it is a perfect
02:56storm of of live streaming.
03:02Smitty writes back.
03:04I can't make it this weekend.
03:06I got like family stuff.
03:10That that's what he wrote back.
03:12Now.
03:12You never know what that means came across.
03:16It's just very smitty.
03:17It's like, of course you somehow have something not necessarily
03:21his fault, but of course you have something planned this weekend
03:25like just of course you do because you have managed to do that
03:30for your career here.
03:31Whatever it can and now I don't know if this next part is true
03:35based on his reaction.
03:36I was told it was a birthday party is 40th.
03:40That was scheduled in advance a big party which by his wife,
03:44which I could see getting being hard to get out of but still
03:48very smitty, but then you have what happens which is the greatest
03:54game arguably played just dropped like right on his head like
04:00just and it's just such as so I I and I'm joining in on the
04:05Phillies thing a little bit.
04:06It's not really my thing, but I have the Phillies to win the and
04:09I am I like your group, but I do have the Phillies.
04:13Yeah, my future.
04:14I got excited with the Brewers because I was like Dave likes this
04:18group and obviously wants more content.
04:20So for the first time ever, we've got Dave on her side and that
04:22was very quick short live.
04:24Well, I mean, I have the Phillies and all and to be honest, not
04:28all the Phillies fans could make the cave right away.
04:31So Max game came went game one.
04:33He couldn't make two.
04:34I knew smitty couldn't do it.
04:35Like let me get involved.
04:36I am rooting for the Phillies.
04:37I like your crew.
04:38I have 200 grand to win 1.4 million.
04:41Like if if the Mets beat the Phillies, I'll go back to rooting
04:45for the Mets.
04:46It's not like, you know, it's not like I but I bet the Phillies
04:50in July not knowing.
04:52So anyways back to Smitty the game and I think there was like
04:57I'm ranting.
04:58So one thing I don't know.
04:59Maybe Smitty doesn't even know the game's going on.
05:02I think maybe there's a tweet that mentioned him because I
05:05didn't tweet it.
05:06But whatever gas comes in this morning.
05:09See Smitty.
05:10He's like basically you miss a great game.
05:13Smitty.
05:13Was it like a birthday party?
05:15I mean Smitty went crazy.
05:17He went he went crazy slamming doors.
05:21I don't is Nate on here.
05:23Do we know like there is an element?
05:24He's like you're going to be so sorry when you find out what
05:27it was.
05:28I think it's a birthday party though.
05:31That would be crazy.
05:32He's he I don't want to speak for him.
05:36He doesn't like that.
05:38You may have brought personal matters into content.
05:44Well, the only thing I'll say about this is I think there's
05:48been times where I don't know specifically but I feel like
05:52there's been times where I've heard about like something.
05:55I just he tends to over exaggerate sometimes what was it
05:58a but is it a birthday party?
06:01That's not enough to be if there's like somebody sick or
06:05there's correct and they also understand that you don't want
06:08to talk about that and be like so-and-so has cancer or something.
06:11So I get where it's like, hey, just leave it out of here.
06:13But if but if you find out that it's somebody told me it was
06:16a birthday party and then before it really Roan on the stream
06:21says happy birthday Smitty.
06:23So but is it like is it like somebody's they're going to
06:27be at the party for the last time because they're sick, you
06:30know what I mean?
06:30Something like that.
06:31Like the birthday party might be the thing you have to clarify
06:34it.
06:34By the way, it wasn't like vicious shot to Smitty.
06:36It was just like, you don't even know the games going on.
06:39I don't know what he means by not bleeding part.
06:41Like I had no knowledge of like a real life event going on
06:47that would be like you can't talk about.
06:49I was told it was a birthday party, which by the way, I get
06:53being hard to get out of but I don't get not being like, of
06:56course, many missed it unless I'm missing something.
06:58Is there somebody up a personal thing going on?
07:04I thought he was going to swing at gas.
07:06I know.
07:07I saw the video.
07:08I saw the video.
07:11Because I asked you because I asked you to talk in private.
07:15You just want to know because I told my wife.
07:17I want to go home.
07:18I told my wife.
07:19I'll send you a public.
07:19Do you want to talk in private?
07:21I don't know.
07:21I don't know.
07:22Go ahead and leave.
07:23I don't really care.
07:23Yes.
07:24That's your question.
07:25Don't fucking care.
07:26Yes, I just asked you a question.
07:28What did you ask?
07:30I asked you if your wife played you a birthday.
07:31That's it.
07:33That's it.
07:33Okay.
07:34Did I not just ask you that?
07:35What else did I ask you?
07:36Okay, you know, you're doing, you know, you're doing asking
07:39what would you say?
07:40What did you say?
07:40It was a very public and what did you say when Dave texted
07:43you? I said, what do you mean?
07:46Dave said it was a classic speedy weekend.
07:48I said, it was a classic speedy weekend because you weren't
07:50here was the biggest games that were awesome games.
07:53Correct.
07:54Did you have what did Dave say?
07:56I was you said you messaged him and he said that you had
07:58plans. No, no.
07:59What did Dave say that I messaged him?
08:02I don't know.
08:02You didn't tell me that.
08:03I'm sure I don't.
08:04Okay, fine.
08:05But he didn't tell me that you just said I should know.
08:06I want you.
08:06I told my wife on the secret spot.
08:08Yeah, I said I said I said I pre-planned family thing.
08:12Yeah.
08:12Yeah, that's what he said.
08:13Okay.
08:14So and then it came off because road said happy birthday
08:16Smitty on the stream.
08:19So putting two and two together was your 40th birthday big
08:22birthday.
08:24Wait, probably put something together and you couldn't be
08:26in here and he was understanding.
08:28Oh, he was very understanding.
08:29So why do you tweet out last night?
08:30I guess no quarter makes content.
08:33Remember that?
08:42I still have I still don't know.
08:43They told me to read the blog.
08:44Don't read the bar.
08:46Don't read the bar.
08:46It's not it's not it's not so I asked I asked me when I got
08:49in.
08:49I said it was your birthday is your wife playing something
08:52you put you in a bad spot.
08:54And you said come talk to me right now.
08:57So now we're going to hit the camera.
08:58So we can hear what he has to say.
08:59Yeah, that's what I said.
09:00And oh, and I smiled because I think it's I promise my wife.
09:05I wouldn't react this way.
09:13I just asked him what I asked him why he wasn't in.
09:17I said, did your wife and I'm not in it.
09:21You just asked him to get in.
09:23I'm not in it now.
09:24Let's get out.
09:25I was gonna change it.
09:26I don't know what's happening.
09:27Leave me out of this.
09:28I don't want nothing to do with this.
09:30I what I from what I understand from what I gathered is
09:34gas hit him with a like.
09:37Had something going on this weekend type of record.
09:39I mean guys guys, you know, yes, he does and that set him
09:43off but no, I'm not aware of anybody with cancer or you
09:48know, I think it was a birthday party that I forget who
09:51told me that but and I still this and again, it probably
09:55it probably it is a tough spot and probably goes by the
09:57board.
09:59If that game doesn't happen.
10:01Yes.
10:01Yeah, but it's just that if that game is just like seven
10:05to two and you know, nobody there was never a chance for
10:09for the Mets to win or whatever.
10:10It's whatever and nobody can replaceable game.
10:13It's a historic game.
10:15Have we said this back in like when did you make the
10:18bet Dave August July?
10:19Yeah.
10:20Yes, because I remember at that point Mets Magic is starting
10:23Grimace has thrown the first pitch and the fuse has been
10:26lit on the Mets powder keg about to explode and we're just
10:30and then we're like feeling good.
10:31And then someone's like, oh, by the way, Dave placed a bet
10:34at the Phillies and we go fuck the deal with the devil is
10:37coming in to get paid.
10:38But then Kyle said this he goes, but it's then Dave vs.
10:42Smitty is somehow going to be the like it's going to end
10:45up them knocking heads and here we are.
10:48I mean, you can script it.
10:49You can script it every time to me to me again.
10:51It is again.
10:54I am unaware of anything beyond and I get it if like you
10:59guys someone you like schedules a big birthday party.
11:02That's a tough thing to get up, but it's a birthday party.
11:06His reaction reminds me sort of of the paintball the one
11:12in the shower when it was kind of, you know, it's like, okay,
11:16you have something going on, but you reacted like it was
11:18life and death, man, correct?
11:20Yes.
11:20And when he said it, he's like, I can't make it.
11:23I family's like, I have a pretty good track record.
11:27I feel like when there's serious life issues is only I don't
11:31mention it.
11:31It's not part of content.
11:32It's like do whatever you want this.
11:34I'm pretty sure it was a birthday party, which I guess
11:36it's hard to get out of but certainly you can needle them
11:38and be like, I mean, listen, literally the it's the worst
11:42and like the only really bad part about working at Barstool
11:44is when you have a wife or kids and family and you have
11:47to juggle this shit.
11:48It sucks because it feels like every time you have something
11:52on the calendar.
11:53It's like, you know, it's you're on a path for those things
11:57to meet up and you can't get out of it and you're going
12:00to either disappoint your family or disappoint the fans.
12:03It's always like fuck.
12:04Why does it have to happen this way?
12:06But a birthday party is is it's like perfectly on the line
12:11of like and it's certainly and it's me and it's fucking
12:16Smitty.
12:16So of course like he's just nowhere to be found in the greatest
12:20game in the history of the Philadelphia Phillies, which
12:23is probably like a hundred-year franchise.
12:25That is the best game in the history of the franchise and
12:28he's at his birthday party.
12:29So again, if that's what it is, he went bananas like bananas.
12:33We'll have the video.
12:35He doesn't want to contact.
12:36He's like my wife said not to react this way.
12:38I don't know what the hell's going on, but it just is very
12:43it's tight.
12:44I said it.
12:45I think that's what I said.
12:46That was the tweet.
12:47I wrote time is a flat circle like the biggest moment in
12:50Philadelphia sports and spit.
12:52He's just nowhere to be found.
12:53Not even right or wrong.
12:54It just is correct.
12:55Like that is it was just going to happen because that's what
12:58happens with Smitty.
13:00So we're right back there.
13:02So that that like I have the videos.
13:06They must be being suppressed by I'm starting the Russian media
13:10is like, yeah, I have them so they're coming out.
13:14So like they're coming.
13:16I Paul sent them to me.
13:17Gaz has sent them to me.
13:19Come back in here because again, we've, you know, had borderline
13:23attempted murder.
13:24So really, where are we ranking this one?
13:26It was he was he was heated and there's so many freakouts.
13:30He does have the paintball incident.
13:32He does have the shower and said those are big incidents
13:34too, right?
13:34Yeah, he gets very mad very quick over again.
13:40It made me pause like maybe I don't know what's going on
13:43here, but I keep saying is there something other than the
13:46birthday?
13:46I haven't heard it.
13:48Yes.
13:49Yeah.
13:49I didn't know if you guys had me on.
13:50Yeah.
13:50So when I walked in I said, hey Smitty like big game this
13:55weekend.
13:55I'm like, oh, you're did you have a birthday?
13:57Like did your wife plan a birthday?
13:58That's a tough spot and he went nuclear like security guard
14:02came around.
14:02Are you telling the truth?
14:03Are you guys and that's all you said?
14:04Oh, I have it.
14:05Wow.
14:06Is the footage being repressed gas?
14:08So after the blow up like I'm talking like security came
14:11around.
14:11He's like, I don't know if I had to get involved like he was
14:13I thought he was I was twitching like code.
14:15Everyone's like kind of rattled because it was like an innocent
14:18jab.
14:19Like I was like, oh like craziest game and like did you but
14:21I get it.
14:22If your wife plans you a 40th year birthday like years ago.
14:25I think even Dave texted me that he's like, it's a tough
14:27spot.
14:27Like that's what I did say that I'm like a tough spot to be
14:30in but also so Smitty.
14:32Yeah, so I wanted to find out that and I was obviously
14:34needling him.
14:35But yeah, he blew up.
14:36So suppressing of it.
14:37So he stormed off and then he's like come over here to talk
14:40to me slam the door.
14:41He's like come in and talk to me here actually and I'm like
14:42no, I'm going to stay out here.
14:43Like I'm not going into a private room with you and having
14:46a conversation.
14:48But then after he's got to read the blog and then he's like
14:51I'm actually editing the blog and then it was like a blot
14:53of this.
14:53I guess he's writing something all about this.
14:56But finally, he's like you're going to want to wait until
14:58the blog comes out before you post that video.
15:00So I go to like Nate.
15:02I'm like did someone die?
15:03Like is something going on?
15:04It's like there's like someone with cancer and like this is
15:06their last hurrah and it doesn't sound like it's like anything
15:09like that.
15:10But the blog doesn't come out.
15:11He's not pick central now.
15:12He just was in the room for like three hours like editing
15:14his blog, but we have this is going to be a doozy.
15:17This is going to be a doozy.
15:19I mean, I mean, I'll say this one way or the other.
15:21It's a doozy because it's either something serious and that
15:24would be unfortunate or if you're hyping it up like you're
15:27going to be sorry and it's like, yeah, that's what he kept
15:30doing.
15:31You like you don't yeah, it's like you're going to be sorry
15:33you're going to be sorry.
15:33And why wouldn't you just say if that's the case when you
15:36nip it in the bud like he could.
15:38Well, the only thing I'm thinking is is if it's something
15:41serious enough that you then also don't want it out there
15:43where it's like, you know, if someone in your family is
15:46sick or something and they're like, I do not want this public
15:48do not talk about it.
15:50But wouldn't you just say that from the jump?
15:53Yeah, like when I send the email, right?
15:56I want people to be in the office Philly fans and their
16:02responses.
16:03I'd have it didn't let me put this way.
16:08I believe he said I have had a prior commitment plan for a
16:12while and then I someone else said it's a birthday party.
16:16Those those lined up to me.
16:18It wasn't a sudden and there's still no one's just I keep
16:23asking Mike am I missing something and he hasn't said it.
16:27Nobody said it Nate read some of the blog.
16:29I believe he said it's more smitty nonsense.
16:32So I don't know I bet if I had to bet I think he probably
16:36said I have this thing and then when it turned into, you
16:40know, the game of the century, I think he upped his lie or
16:44up or, you know, embellished whatever the circumstances
16:46were to try to cover up the fact, you know, to be like, I
16:48missed the biggest game of all time.
16:50One of the more surreal moments of it when this was going
16:52down and he's like, where is he?
16:53What do you come on here?
16:54He doesn't want to talk.
16:55We can grab.
16:56Yeah, we can grab him is that during all this Bosco is sitting
17:01right there just watching like probably like, oh man, this
17:04is what it's like.
17:04I said to Bosco, Mike, I'm like, you ever been in that?
17:08He's like, tough spot, tough spot.
17:10King of all blows.
17:13He's got more on blows than anybody.
17:14He knows it's a sympathetic spot.
17:18It is, but I am also missing something.
17:20He has to know he's going to catch a ricochet shot there.
17:23Yeah, yeah, like even if even if it is bad, like you're going
17:29to get needled with like, hey man, how was the game?
17:31Oh, that's right.
17:31You missed it.
17:32Like that's going to fucking happen.
17:33That's not also the meanest thing in the world.
17:35Yeah, it really wasn't over the top like shots at Smitty, but
17:40he's insert himself.
17:42We'll get the video.
17:43So he also might just be like super mad that he missed the
17:47fucking biggest.
17:48No, like I just think he might be like the straw that broke
17:52the camel's back.
17:52No, no, I think he just hates me.
17:56Hates this narrative that he's fought against since he was
18:02the pasta salesman that he doesn't work hard and all this.
18:06And here he is.
18:07Okay.
18:08So what is going on?
18:10First of all, is it a birthday party?
18:13I got a blog coming out.
18:15It'll be in the blog.
18:17But you know, it's going to be something bad and I don't want
18:30to feel like you could cut it off at a hundred different things.
18:37I think I would if I was him in the very beginning, I do believe
18:43I actually agree with you that you're pretty good about you're
18:45very good about knowing the line, but anybody at Barstool can
18:51get nervous about like I told you this in confidence and it's
18:54now in I've never done that one.
18:57No, I agree.
18:58I agree.
18:58But I'm just saying, you know, and who told me it was somebody
19:02told me I'll figure it out.
19:04They're like, it's a birthday party and it jived up a hundred
19:08percent was saying like I have because emergencies generally
19:12aren't like a pre-planned commitment, right?
19:16But I guess we'll see in the blog.
19:19Well, I hope it I hope it's nothing.
19:21Yeah, you hope you hope it's well, you know this is going to
19:25make it really we're going to have to we're going to have to
19:30go in critically which I hate to say because he's gonna try
19:36to make it seem like, you know, I'm the devil and by the way,
19:39I don't feel like there was that much shots at Smitty this
19:42weekend to be totally honest and even like you were I think
19:46you went to Clemmer more than anybody and in even like when
19:49we texted about it, you were very like, oh just that that's
19:53just so Smitty that tough spot.
19:55It's been more it's been the Met show doesn't really even
19:58fucking matter.
19:59It you know what I mean?
19:59Like he don't my rant.
20:01Yeah, my rant was like here to be different or it's just fat
20:04max and like I was basically like the Philly guys can't handle
20:09it right when I when I asked him I knew what I knew what I was
20:12doing, but I also could have going like yeah, I thought he
20:15would have responded.
20:15Like yeah, I actually said like you got a 40 birthday plan.
20:18Like that's I said, you're that's a tough spot and before
20:21you could be like, yeah, it's a tough spot.
20:22He just went like stormed around and like I thought I was
20:25going to get physical.
20:26So yeah, I didn't I didn't expect that level of it.
20:29I thought it was going to be funny.
20:30Like cameras weren't even there.
20:31Like what if you're ready to throw hands guys?
20:32Are you ready to camera?
20:33The cameras were weren't even rolling.
20:35It wasn't like I just said it like Neil and then they picked
20:37up the cameras.
20:37Once shit started going crazy nervous syllable what was going
20:41on. We've had moments with him that I would say are unforeseen
20:47ain't like the one that shower scene at the Super Bowl.
20:50I did not see that coming at all.
20:52He was irate the one he thought office manager Brett was
20:56attacking him shoes.
20:58So shower was the sexual harassment.
21:00He came out after like an hour and like walked up to me to
21:03be like I overreacted and he like put his hand out and I
21:06almost didn't I thought we're going to be in the I want to
21:11shake your hand.
21:12Like I thought we were going to get one of those and but I
21:14was like, I'm just going to like it to see like I just got
21:16to shake his hand and be like we're good and then move on
21:19but there is no moving on.
21:21So as if that all were juice and drama.
21:25Yeah, serious.
21:26Jesus Christ.
21:27And then of course the game.
21:29I mean Clemmer that ask Clem.
21:34I almost said I'm going to I was going to send a text to
21:38the group the Mets aliens being like particularly directed
21:43at him and me being like watch what you say.
21:47Keep him like you do.
21:49Here's a list of what you can and can't say.
21:51Let's all remember Dave's in the mix.
21:53Now, you got to you know, you got it.
21:55You got to play by those rules and I didn't do it and I
21:57fucking wished I do it because and I said to you I said let's
22:01do it in person so we can speak it out because there needs
22:04to be a Mets fan code of conduct because every fan should
22:06have a code of conduct when watching a baseball game in particular
22:09that sport because it's like don't say I'm not scared of
22:12Bryce Harper here.
22:13He's not a monster.
22:16Clemmer is 800 years old.
22:18He's been watching the Mets for a century.
22:20He's also been working at Barstool and going at you for like
22:23three to whatever years straight now.
22:25Like, you know, the rules man play by the fucking rule.
22:30I almost don't even want to pitch.
22:33I do.
22:34It's a three.
22:35I get it.
22:36But like he was such a scary letter.
22:39He isn't he isn't showing up time.
22:42Close to it.
22:44He's scary.
22:45You just said he is there's levels of scary said he is he's
22:48not on the show.
22:48Hey, hey, just shut the fuck up Clemmer.
22:53You guys fighting?
22:55That's why you shut the fuck up Clemmer.
22:57Jesus Christ.
23:00Yes, Clemmer.
23:05It's Mets 101 Clemmer scary.
23:08He just said that.
23:10It's unbelievable.
23:10He is and he isn't unbelievable.
23:13What are the Mets?
23:14What are the Mets?
23:15Everything bad that we always feel is going to happen was
23:16why are we just poking the baseball guys are finally giving
23:19us some good shit.
23:20Right now.
23:20We're like Bryce Harper.
23:21Like I see Kyle Schwarber.
23:23I'm scared.
23:23I see Trey Turner.
23:24I'm scared.
23:24I see Bryce Harper.
23:25I'm even more scared.
23:26So I didn't know it's even possible Castellanos.
23:28All it does is have walk-offs and we're like, oh, I'm not
23:31scared of it.
23:31Bryce Harper your boy.
23:33Jay the Nugget.
23:34He has the most postseason home runs since 2022.
23:37He had these 22 home runs.
23:38It's like, how are you not saying that guy's a monster?
23:40Otani is one postseason home run.
23:42He's the guy I'm to be scared of it to Bryce fucking Harper.
23:45I just pick Bryce Harper runs against the Mets just be like,
23:49I'm not scared of that.
23:50He's not a monster and I'm telling you it was like they put
23:54speakers on the bat because you can hear the cartoon like
23:59and climb your reactions on his storm off and climbers still
24:04he's just his responses to me.
24:07He's like, I bet Mac.
24:08I bet Mac Jones fans.
24:10Hate you was like, what are you even talking about?
24:13That's what I mean.
24:13Some of those guys got to put a muzzle on it because they're
24:16not, you know, they're not seasoned veterans when it comes
24:19to this shit.
24:19It's just if you don't say anything, but I don't even know
24:23that's a Mets thing.
24:25If you're have a heavy interest in any sporting event and the
24:29other teams best player first ballot Hall of Famer a killer
24:34and you are just like, I'm not scared of this guy at all.
24:38It's like crazy to say that crazy to say crazy, but it's
24:42also I mean being a Mets fan.
24:45We always have had the other shoe drop watching, you know,
24:47Bryce Harper's been in the division his whole fucking career
24:49for us.
24:50So he's always been mashing.
24:51There is that extra little oomph and it's like I can't I just
24:55can't even fathom being a fan who watches as often as I know
24:58he does and being like it's okay to say that it's just crazy,
25:01but whatever we are that we are we have grown to be this
25:06whack-pack family.
25:08We are the Island of Misfit toy at you and Frank like me
25:11from him.
25:12I never saw see that you guys tell you what all bygones be
25:16bygones Frank Fleming Frank Fleming is in the in the in the
25:20cave with us the tank.
25:21I don't know if it's because of the walking.
25:23I don't know what he has been a totally different guy.
25:26We're we are best buds and then you got me feel crying every
25:30two seconds.
25:31Jenks eggs pads is in the back Rico.
25:34I mean it is it is truly the who's who of weirdos at the
25:38company Frank also a very unique.
25:42I said about you Kevin jets, whatever you're clearly a Mets
25:46number one.
25:47You have me you have a collection of people who that's
25:51their clear number ones, which always create.
25:54Yeah, I think crying getting going the first time he cried
25:58going this team matters.
26:00This team matters.
26:02I remember the first I knew me Philly was screaming at Frank.
26:06I'm like, who the fuck is this guy?
26:08It's like there's a if you lose this series, it's the Billy
26:13goat.
26:14It's the it's the curse the Ambino as in this the curse of
26:18Clemmer like that will be the defining moment like everything's
26:23going as good as it could this series was basically felt
26:28over.
26:29Oh, no, no, I mean, I know what you're saying, but the best
26:32of five three nothing.
26:34Well, listen heartbeat for we all we have this conversation
26:38because despite it all we all were saying three runs is not
26:41enough.
26:42It's not going to be enough there.
26:43That's not going to be enough and it wasn't but it does.
26:46Yes.
26:47I mean on a literal sense.
26:49It was three nothing late in the game.
26:50That means it was right there for the taking to in Philly
26:54and a five-game series would have you would have stepped
26:56on their throat.
26:57And I mean, it was one second.
26:59He said one side.
27:00I'm not afraid of Bryce.
27:01I broke the next pitch with Castellano.
27:04See you later.
27:05It was like it was it went real quick and it really is.
27:09It is the barstool black magic because you do have a thing
27:13with Clemmer.
27:14Like if someone else had said that it would be like you're
27:16an idiot, but you know Dave's going to go at Clemmer for
27:18the next 48 hours.
27:19I guess when I saw that clip, I was like, I can't believe
27:24he was still defiant.
27:25Like if that was me, I'd be like, oh my God, I don't know
27:28what happened.
27:28I lost my mind.
27:29I'm so sorry.
27:30Yeah.
27:30It's like, what do you want me not to talk?
27:31Yeah.
27:32What am I not supposed to talk?
27:33Clemmer?
27:33Yes, that's what's supposed to happen.
27:35I was in the back just staring at him.
27:37Like look, when I look at my kids, when I tell them don't
27:39do something and everything bad that I said, what happened
27:41happened, I would just arms crossed.
27:42What the fuck were you thinking right there?
27:44And he's still defying me.
27:46And I'm like, what do you mean the house is on fire right
27:48now? The next it was like an inning after and he was still
27:52chirping.
27:53I was like, did we not learn our lesson?
27:54I'm going to spin zone this for us.
27:56I'm going to spin zone this for us.
27:57We needed that because everyone started to fly too close
28:00to the sun.
28:01That's fans started to feel themselves.
28:03If it didn't happen in that game, it was going to happen
28:04in game three, game four or whatever.
28:06Something bad was going to happen.
28:08We have to be reminded that not only are we in the Mets,
28:10but baseball is a fucking cruel sport and you need to be
28:13reminded that monsters are monsters and this is why they
28:16become monsters.
28:16So now like maybe hopefully Clemmer's balls got at least
28:20clipped off a little bit.
28:21It's not though.
28:22Clemmer Clemmer's.
28:23He's you can't get through to him like he's he I want to
28:28like put him in a like a like a gimp suit.
28:32Yeah, you got to do like signs of the lambs.
28:37Yeah, wheel him in and out.
28:39Like, well, you know who's going to come at him if he keeps
28:42it up.
28:42It's going to be the tank.
28:43We're going to turn the tank towards.
28:44I had a lot of people be like, I can't believe the tank
28:47didn't go crazy on him.
28:48Yeah.
28:49Well, so here's the thing and he said this to me with
28:54with like a sparkle in his eye and a smile.
28:56I've never seen in my life.
28:58He said I I'm going to the city field for game three and
29:02it's the first Mets playoff game.
29:05I ever got to go to and he said it was like talking like
29:08a little boy and I was like, I'm not going to you know,
29:12we need you Frank, but you can't yeah.
29:15So we have this we have we have this last time the Mets
29:19and Big Cat Dan has been praying for a Mets home playoff
29:24game because Frank's been holding that against him because
29:27Ryan Ryan let him go and he's been like, I'm never going
29:31to see a baseball game again.
29:33So it's a tough guy to let him go.
29:36It's game for he's going to which is why we need to win
29:39game three because I don't want game four to be an elimination
29:42game for us because every we've made a lot of steps of
29:45progress here, right?
29:46With Frank, they're gone.
29:48If he has to watch this.
29:49Well, that makes me feel a little bit better.
29:52Yeah.
29:52Okay.
29:53I mean that yeah, there's some potential pitfalls there,
29:56but also makes me feel good that we're not going to lose
29:57him just yet.
29:58You know, yeah.
29:59Yeah, he there was no way he's been waiting on this since
30:02we didn't let him go last time.
30:03He's like, I'm never going to go.
30:05So that's the playoffs.
30:06Unbelievable.
30:08The by the way, the Padres look like killers.
30:12It's wild too.
30:13That's your reference.
30:15Why there's all wild.
30:16I bet today that the Tigers their stories unbelievable.
30:20They're the guy going today who I haven't watched Tariq who
30:24Dan tried to get me to say young early there.
30:26I he's unhittable.
30:28I bet every prop on him.
30:29So playoffs have been spectacular.
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31:49I know you don't care Kevin, but the Jets are horrific air.
31:53I mean, I just can't get one thing at a time here, but our
31:57Rogers is washed as good as good washed.
32:01I mean, are you guys are the Patriots is that bad because
32:03yes, yeah, I guess I guess the worst team in the league
32:06Patriots the worst team in the league looked, you know, but
32:08he also physically looked fast and he was scrambling and moving
32:13and agile and I guess you guys just stuck that much that
32:17then we're the worst team.
32:19I will say this about him.
32:21I don't know if it's physically like you get up to our age
32:25basically his age.
32:27You have to still play.
32:29I feel like at a level that he's used to you have to be like
32:32Brady where it's like you're so zeroed in on football.
32:36It's all you care about.
32:37He's not that guy.
32:38He has a lot of I thought he was going to be because I was
32:40thinking to myself as great as Brady is.
32:43Maybe this is kind of the new not the new norm because he's
32:45such a freak, but maybe we're going to see a lot of guys
32:48playing into their 40s because the rule changes and because
32:51everyone's sleeping in hyperbaric chambers and drinking
32:54and eating correctly.
32:55But yeah, maybe it is just that there's only like one guy.
32:58Yeah, I don't think he does that.
33:00Like he's doing his ayahuasca and he's doing.
33:02Yeah, like maybe run for vice president like on Joe, right?
33:06He's just got a lot of interest that aren't football physically.
33:09He looks slow like he's just like it looks like he's running
33:12in sand and then despite it all in both games, you know, they
33:16were right there to win it and like couldn't but it's not
33:21it's not what we thought it was and Robert Sala is just not
33:25once again, just not the guy like the Jets just keep telling
33:28you every coach they get is the guy and he's just not the
33:31guy a lot of people whispering.
33:32If Daniel Jones is the best quarterback in New York, and
33:34I mean, it's hard to argue with and yesterday our boy Sam
33:38Darnold, you know, is fucking lights out in Minnesota playing
33:41unbelievable and then the game of the day.
33:43There's finally some good games in NFL Bengals Ravens is
33:47unbelievable game.
33:50I thought the Bengals are Super Bowl contender.
33:52They their offense looks great borough look great, but their
33:56defense is horrific.
33:57Oh mad between that the Chiefs game and then that off and I
34:01mean, I'd have to see the stats but what are they?
34:04They're one in four now.
34:07I can't imagine many in one of four teams get very far if
34:10make the playoffs.
34:11So they're they're in big trouble.
34:13The Bills Texans Texans.
34:14So good.
34:15It's a good day of the NFL, but it's all baseball here and
34:18a great day called football.
34:19I don't exactly have my college football crew on on this but
34:23we had Vandy and we got to talk about that a little bit Vandy
34:27and and Bama was a good game, but I got breaking reacting to
34:33the fucking Yukon Temple game.
34:36Well, you got a fan.
34:37Oh, you got a fan.
34:38I like I don't give a fuck plan.
34:40All right.
34:41It's so good.
34:41It's the Mets magical playoff run.
34:45Every TV should be the Mets game.
34:47I don't want to I don't give a fuck.
34:48Oh, no, we're not you Kevin.
34:50Are you know you need a little you're saying you don't want
34:53Alabama Vandy game on?
34:55No, I need something else during the commercial to take my mind
35:00off of the hell that I am going that Roku fucking fish tank
35:03screen was perfect for like 20 minutes yesterday.
35:05No, you need that was such a crazy upset like just insane
35:11that Vanderbilt did.
35:12I you yeah, you guys aren't called football, but there were
35:14big upsets all across the board supposed to be Tennessee
35:16lost Arkansas the Vandy Vandy.
35:19It's that is called football.
35:20So cool.
35:21The goalpost being like brought down Broadway in Nashville.
35:26The scenes.
35:27They're unbelievable.
35:28Michigan lost.
35:28We have no quarterback.
35:29So that didn't really surprise me.
35:32Has there been any been any talk after your offer to?
35:35Oh, has there been talk on deep?
35:40I was going to say that's a real that's a might you might
35:43like to deep friend.
35:46Yeah, like to team duty.
35:48Yeah, it was kind of like a million dollars on these kids.
35:51It was an off-the-cuff comment because our quarterback
35:54situation is so bad, but it's a comment.
35:57I really can't walk back because it went so viral.
36:00So yeah, no thing though.
36:02I mean, I know if you're I think they're eventually going
36:04salary cap, so it would be a short-term thing.
36:07Like I wants its salary cap, but yeah, no, I'm involved
36:11in Michigan quarterback and I L deeper than I ever imagined
36:17and I would be too.
36:18Are you really putting in shit like clauses?
36:20Like they got to do barstool appearances and stuff.
36:22Yeah, that would be it for sure.
36:24It's true.
36:24I true and I L so yeah, right, right.
36:27This is like the real life crazy like evolved version of
36:32the purple starfish penny.
36:33You had it.
36:34You had to buy it.
36:34And now you basically did the three million dollar quarterback.
36:37Yes, it's like, you know, we do it on answer the internet
36:41type shit.
36:41Like if you were doing a billionaire, what would you spend
36:44your money on and people are always like, oh, I would buy
36:46if I could buy a championship or I could buy a that is true
36:50kind of like doing it.
36:52Why are no other billionaires doing this?
36:53Why are you and that's the thing?
36:55Clem.
36:56That's the thing.
36:57I I don't want to say over my skis, but I'm not that rich
37:03like three million is a fucking shit on and I know Steven
37:07Ross owns the Dolphins don't he's a billionaire a hundred
37:11million times over.
37:12Why do you need me to give three million when Steven Ross
37:15has a like that?
37:16I don't get.
37:17Yeah, like I don't but I yeah, but man imagine if you were
37:21if you brought in the dude and you win like another title
37:24and it's like because of Dave Ford.
37:26Yeah, that'll be nice.
37:27I guess but I probably win it back gambling on him.
37:31Also the Tennessee a quick.
37:32I don't do you guys see the video Tennessee loses the player
37:36to be legal.
37:36That should be legal.
37:37They 100% climb into the field of play and you're an athlete.
37:41You can just truck or the fuck you got.
37:42You got one shot.
37:43You can't like stomp.
37:44Yeah, but you can knock like you have one shot on anybody
37:48in your way male female what you're on the field.
37:50You just lost a big game.
37:51You can get truck staked throw children in there.
37:54Dave.
37:54I'll let you throw children in there.
37:55You're not a parent.
37:55I'll let you die.
37:56Yeah.
37:56Yeah, I because it's like just everyone signs a social waiver
38:02basically if you rush the field you could because they always
38:05want to ban it.
38:06Don't ban it.
38:07Just like if you rush the field you could get hurt.
38:09You can't sue anybody.
38:10That's part of the deal.
38:11Everyone gets one shot.
38:13So I have no don't jump in the shark tank, right?
38:16Don't feed bears like you just this team don't jump on the
38:20field.
38:21Don't say that Bryce Harper is not a fucking scary monster
38:23right before he's at the plate.
38:24These are just things, you know about sports.
38:28Last one.
38:29I didn't have it on there.
38:30Do you see did you guys see the Belichick photo that he's
38:34wearing a Taylor Swift eras tour his girlfriend posted the
38:38picture with him and he ripped the Taylor Swift sweatshirt
38:44like how he rips his coaching sweatshirts.
38:47It's an unbelievable photo a cheer-up moment, but it's just
38:51so Belichick.
38:52It's always a little like the little rip in the thing like
38:57a golden hour pick to that.
38:58Yeah on Nantucket.
39:00So that that is it.
39:05This many stuffs gonna be the highlight.
39:07I mean, I don't I don't need any more.
39:10I mean, I'll send you guys right now.
39:12Wait.
39:14Put the clothes on baseball is sickening.
39:17It's sickening.
39:18It's all you can think about when you're in it.
39:20Yeah.
39:20And I mean really when you think about it, it's like, you
39:24know, every pitch matters because if you hit especially if
39:26you're in a Citizens Bank Park type field, like every ball
39:30matters because it could end up out of the fucking Park.
39:33So every single second the first pitch if it's 1-0 or
39:370-1 changes like the next five minutes.
39:39Yeah, it rooting for baseball has no like when you root for
39:44you know, what you're so big basketball and football.
39:47There's a rhythm to watching it.
39:49You can generally like you there's not like well pick six
39:52or something crazy, but they're not like baseball.
39:54You just don't know it's like every possible.
39:57Yes, like I actually so I was doing pizza.
40:01I had to do like 13 pizza reviews yesterday and I want to
40:06watch your guys's reaction to the the it was the I want to
40:14see the the Castellanos home run.
40:17I hadn't seen that reaction and I clicked on it and you were
40:20guys were said Kevin was celebrating and I was so confused.
40:24I'm like, what is he celebrate?
40:25I didn't realize I'm watching live.
40:26I watched the 4-3 home run.
40:29It's just crazy.
40:30Like everything's going crazy.
40:32That's brave series was a week from today.
40:34It was last week.
40:35I can't believe that we've lived like a hundred lives in one
40:38week straight, you know, the Lonzo home runs every game.
40:40Yeah, you go through hundreds of pitches through 162 games.
40:45I all you want to do is to get here and then when you're here
40:47you feel like you're in jail.
40:48You're like I got to get out of here until you win and then
40:51it feels awesome.
40:52And and and if you remember Dave of 2015, we made a run but
40:57that Cubs series was a fucking cakewalk and like it was, you
41:01know, the DS was was was tough, but it was a quick series.
41:05Do it like the thought of having to do this again.
41:08And then again, God, you know be God willing brutal as it's
41:12one of the Red Sox when the Red Sox went through the Tigers
41:15and the Yankees.
41:16It was like every game and but then they cruised in the
41:19World Series for the most part and it's totally and to be
41:23honest at the end of the World Series.
41:25It was kind of like there's something about winning these
41:28these type of games where it's like there you're already.
41:32It's like, well, I'll remember this forever.
41:33I'll remember Ortiz Hulk.
41:35I think Ortiz it was it what he had a Grand Slam versus the
41:39Tigers to tie it was that I think it the the cop falling
41:43into the dugout.
41:44Yeah.
41:44Yeah.
41:44Yeah.
41:45I'm sure.
41:46Yeah, like they're out of it.
41:47They were beaten and but and by the way, it getting so ahead
41:52of ourselves.
41:53So I'm not predicting this.
41:54I'm just mentioning this.
41:56The AL is a cakewalk for the Yankees.
41:59So three teams that beat the shit out of the White Sox.
42:00That's what big Phil said, right?
42:01That kind of makes it all essential teams in the Yankees.
42:04So, you know, just saying that's probably who's going to be
42:08on the other side.
42:08Tommy said he'd kill himself live on stream.
42:11If the Mets beat the Yankees in the World Series.
42:13He said kill himself.
42:15That's some shit that I feel like both sides would agree.
42:18Like I don't want that.
42:19I don't fucking want that.
42:22Let's be honest.
42:22Half of us are just going to die of natural causes that
42:24happens at some point during a home run.
42:27By the way, Tommy's mom is a Mets fan.
42:29Did you know this?
42:29No, I went to Pizza Fest.
42:32I met her.
42:32She had a Mets shirt on.
42:33She's like, oh, hi, I'm Tommy's mom.
42:34I'm like, wait, what the fuck?
42:36And Tommy's like, oh, no, I've said it before.
42:37I'm like, I had no way.
42:39You've been calling your mom a sewer rat.
42:40Sewer rat.
42:41Right, right.
42:42Mets fans are sewer rats, you piece of shit.
42:45I just sent you guys.
42:46You can watch it.
42:47This many videos.
42:48They'll be included in this.
42:49But wait, did I send it to you?
42:51I don't have anything here.
42:52No.
42:53Who did I send it to?
42:54Uh-oh.
42:54Who'd you send it to?
42:55Oh, boy.
42:56That would be interesting.
42:57We could have.
42:58It's like an interactive.
42:59No, it must not have gotten it.
43:04It's a stretch.
43:05I'm reading the blog.
43:07It's a stretch.
43:08No, I got sent it in the back end and it's a stretch.
43:13It's a stretch.
43:14Send it.
43:15Send that.
43:15Can you send that?
43:16Yeah, it's it.
43:17Well, yeah, I need your guys's instant reaction.
43:19Like.
43:22He's doing what he does.
43:24I don't know why you didn't get the video.
43:25This to me.
43:26Is there health concerns?
43:28Oh, no, this.
43:31So it's like a gray area.
43:32I don't I don't think it's a gray area, but it's he's making
43:36it certainly very gray.
43:39I kind of thought it was going to be about that.
43:42Yeah, but whatever.
43:45It happened.
43:45It is what it is.
43:46It happened.
43:46Game's over.
43:47Family's on Tuesday.
43:49I missed the cave the other day.
43:51I had my kids for the night.
43:53I wanted to watch a playoff game with them.
43:55Didn't know, you know, the Mets usually only make the playoffs
43:57every like seven years.
43:58I was like, this might be the only time it was an early game.
44:01It was like might be the only time I'm gonna get to watch
44:02with my kids.
44:03I made the business decision.
44:05So you did, you know, you do what you got to do, but but
44:08that he it's he's like using a I get but the reaction is kind
44:26of like a little bit.
44:28It was a birthday party, right?
44:31Right.
44:31So it's not like I don't right, right, right, but the blog
44:49will be published.
44:50But if you use that subject, which is very serious with anything,
44:54it's like, you know, it's applying a thing that is a little
44:59bit, you know, heavy to a birthday party.
45:03Correct, right?
45:05Like it's it's a little bit.
45:08It's like it's like you're using this like you're playing
45:11this card almost, you know, that's what's in the gray area
45:15of what I would say.
45:17It feels like a little bit of a card to make it be like you
45:23can't even mention.
45:24I was at a birthday party.
45:26That's exactly it.
45:27It you know, does it like for the rest of his life?
45:32He just boom can't talk by the way and it's a horrific thing
45:37like that's not downplaying it, right?
45:42There's no one like him.
45:45I'll talk to you guys later.
45:46Bye.
45:53Bye.