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00:00you
00:31Is that all you've got?
00:33You're kidding, right?
00:34Revival?
00:36It's not over yet.
00:43This is so much fun!
00:45The next day
00:48Ugh!
00:53We're back at it again today!
00:55It's been a while, hasn't it?
00:57I'm gonna dig up all the chance to get a chance in this old, old store!
01:01Oh, I'm sorry.
01:05I'm sorry.
01:07Huh?
01:08I'll give you a refund.
01:09A thousand yen.
01:11Oh.
01:12So, what do you think, brother?
01:14Is it worth it?
01:15NewTube?
01:17Uh, well...
01:19That's nice.
02:12If you don't feel like sleeping,
02:14Why don't we play together?
02:17NewTube!
02:19It's a dangerous river that's stronger than snow in the first place.
02:22If you want to get ahead of the others,
02:25Play freely in a place that doesn't change.
02:28I'll teach you how to have fun.
02:30Hurry up and give me a refund.
02:32You don't need it, do you?
02:34I don't care if you're a beginner or an expert.
02:37Make some noise until morning.
02:38What you, what you gonna do?
02:40What you, what you gonna do?
02:42Give me a refund.
02:44What you, what you gonna do?
02:46Give me a refund.
02:52It's midnight, but good morning!
02:54Midnight Punch! I'm Rive!
02:56Ichika!
02:57I'm Fu.
02:58Today's project is...
03:02What if we play somen with three people?
03:05We'll get to know each other better!
03:08All right, let's get started!
03:13Come on!
03:14Ichika, to the right!
03:16Yes!
03:17That's my head!
03:18I'm sorry. It's here.
03:20That's my chin!
03:21No, my chest! Up, up, up!
03:23Rive-sama, please have some ginger!
03:25Wait!
03:26Fu, hurry up!
03:32But I can do it!
03:33Rive-sama, please have some wasabi!
03:38Rive-sama, please have some wasabi!
03:40All right, that's enough.
03:42Ah...
03:43Now we have a famous scene.
03:45Be quiet.
03:46Masaki is working on a project right now.
03:49What did you say?
03:50Nothing.
03:51You know, Ichika was watching the video you uploaded the other day.
03:55Masaki, it's really funny.
03:57Of course it is.
03:58It's a project I came up with.
03:59I filmed it and edited it.
04:01Of course it's funny.
04:03Really.
04:04Why can't I make funny videos?
04:07Ichika, I'm hungry.
04:10I want to eat something.
04:12Here you go, Rive-sama!
04:15Are you angry?
04:16No, I'm not.
04:17Of course you are.
04:18Don't rush me!
04:20It's been three weeks since I started this channel!
04:22Look at me!
04:24Um...
04:25What do you mean?
04:26How many videos do you think I've uploaded?
04:28I don't even have a million subscribers.
04:31I don't even have 10,000 views.
04:33Well, you just started.
04:36That's what I'm saying.
04:37Anyway, I have to come up with a project.
04:39If I don't, I won't be able to do anything.
04:40I need to concentrate.
04:49Why is this project so boring?
04:52It used to be more boring.
05:00It smells good.
05:02Vanilla, vanilla!
05:04Everyone, please take your seats.
05:07Yay!
05:08Meal time!
05:09Masaki, you should take a break too.
05:12Everyone, let's say...
05:14Itadakimasu!
05:16Itadakimasu!
05:23It's so good!
05:25She's eating so much.
05:27I think I can come up with a plan for Rive to eat something.
05:33I've been thinking.
05:35Vampires need to eat too.
05:37I don't need to eat at all.
05:40Then why do you eat every day?
05:42Because eating together is important.
05:45I guess you're right.
05:46Masaki, have you come up with a plan yet?
05:49Not yet, but...
05:53I've come up with a plan that's definitely going to be fun.
05:56Will you listen to it?
05:57Yeah.
05:58It's called...
05:59Ichigo's Plushies!
06:03Wrong.
06:04Banana! Ichigo's Plushies!
06:07Wrong.
06:08All of them are wrong.
06:10Why?
06:12How much do you think a plushie costs?
06:16I've been thinking about it while calculating.
06:19It's a low-budget project.
06:20I've heard of it somewhere.
06:22But I added some originality to it.
06:24That's how I came up with this project.
06:26You can't just eat anything.
06:28You can't just eat a banana!
06:32I don't want to eat it!
06:34All right, all right.
06:39You don't get it, do you?
06:41Original means to squeeze.
06:44Squeeze.
06:46Squeeze, squeeze.
06:48If you squeeze it, you'll be in big trouble.
06:52Take that!
06:53My name is Tokage.
06:55I'm a vampire who travels the world.
06:58There you are again, vampire!
07:00Tokage.
07:01I won't forgive you for not paying your rent.
07:05Take this.
07:06Life is like a gamble.
07:10The hotter you get, the more you get into the swamp.
07:13The colder you get, the more you want heat.
07:16And this is...
07:18You can make a big meal for free, but you can't make a beef bowl for free.
07:22It's just a plushie.
07:24I don't get it at all.
07:26If you don't have money, just say it.
07:29You just like to make money for free.
07:32It's been ten years.
07:35You've been alive for 200 years.
07:38Don't act like a senior.
07:40You're a lot older than me.
07:41Hey, Masaki.
07:43What?
07:44I saw your channel.
07:46It's called Donzumari.
07:49It's so funny.
07:51What?
07:53I'll give you a hand with all the tools in the garage.
07:57What?
07:58If you're going to do YouTube with a vampire's hidden ability,
08:02you have to do this much.
08:04What are you talking about?
08:06What's wrong with you?
08:08It's not about the name of the project.
08:10Don't judge me by the title.
08:12You're going to bring a rice ball with a Rukkizumu.
08:15What?
08:16What's important is what's inside.
08:18The ingredients are important.
08:20You're 200 years younger than me.
08:23Don't talk like you know everything.
08:25You've been alive for 200 years.
08:27This is what you came up with?
08:30Then let me hear it.
08:32It's an interesting project.
08:36That's what I want.
08:39I said that, but I can't think of anything.
08:42Masaki, don't be in a hurry.
08:44I know.
08:46I don't have any talent left.
08:50All right.
08:51Leave it to me.
08:53Let's go find a project.
08:55Project.
08:56Project.
08:57Project.
08:58Project.
08:59Project.
09:00Project.
09:01Project.
09:02Project.
09:03What is this place?
09:09I made a mistake.
09:11Let's go to the next one.
09:12Why?
09:13You don't have to worry about me.
09:16A project?
09:19Masaki, what are you doing?
09:20A project.
09:21A project.
09:23A project.
09:25What?
09:29What are you doing?
09:30That's my line.
09:33Let me see what's inside.
09:35I can't show you.
09:36It's against my privacy.
09:37Is there something wrong?
09:39No, there isn't.
09:42Leave it to me.
09:43No.
09:44I've been looking at this room.
09:47What are you talking about?
09:48I don't want to see it anymore.
09:52Leave it to me.
09:57You want to suck my blood, don't you?
10:02Please.
10:08What is this?
10:11Project.
10:12Project.
10:13Project.
10:14Project.
10:15Project.
10:19This is...
10:20Don't look at it!
10:21It's embarrassing!
10:23This is it.
10:25When did this room become like this?
10:27When this house was built.
10:30I think I can do this.
10:32Rib, help me.
10:35Okay.
10:42Today's project is called...
10:44Living together for a century?
10:46How much is a room for a lady?
10:48Do you have money for that?
10:52Rib.
10:53I heard that there are fans who are good at cleaning.
10:55It's fun just to clean up the garbage.
10:59Maybe you can find a treasure in the garbage.
11:04In other words, you can earn a lot of money and clean up the room.
11:09Win-win-win.
11:10This is what you call a project!
11:12Wait a minute.
11:14Do you mean my garbage?
11:16Yes.
11:17Maybe.
11:18Absolutely.
11:21Let's get started.
11:28Hey, everyone.
11:29You have to separate them properly.
11:31What's wrong with you, Ichiko?
11:33I told you to separate them properly.
11:35Listen.
11:36Do you hear me?
11:37You have to separate them properly to make a green earth.
11:40There's a plastic bottle in the garbage that Ichiko collected.
11:44What?
11:46What are you talking about?
11:48Plastic bottles are garbage.
11:50I saw it on TV.
11:52What?
11:53When you burn plastic bottles, they turn green.
11:56In other words, this is a green-buying movement.
11:59Plastic bottles are garbage.
12:04I can't find it.
12:05Ichiko, don't read the kanji.
12:08Hey, when did you get this?
12:10What was it?
12:11It was about 80 years ago.
12:13That's amazing.
12:14You can sell it at a high price.
12:15Are you serious?
12:16This is...
12:19The bell...
12:20How about this, lizard?
12:22Oh, that's...
12:23A guy named Sennou Nanjou used it.
12:29This is...
12:30This is no good either.
12:32What kind of treasure is this?
12:34I've been working on this for five hours, and it's still in this state.
12:38Damn it.
12:39There's really nothing good in the trash.
12:41If I can't put it in the toilet, I'll just...
12:44All right, all right, all right.
12:45Don't throw it away.
12:47They're all rotten or broken.
12:50You don't understand.
12:51If you're going to make money, you're going to make money.
12:54Oh, I'm sorry.
12:55Forget about that for now.
12:57I'm going to change the Super Endurance to a big cleaning project.
13:00Huh?
13:02No way.
13:03No way.
13:04No way.
13:05No way.
13:06Don't be ridiculous.
13:07Help me. I'm filming.
13:08Money. Money.
13:10I want money.
13:11I want money.
13:12I want money.
13:13Damn it.
13:14I'll open the window.
13:25Calm down, you bastard.
13:29Money.
13:32Wow.
13:35I did it.
13:45There's no way a lizard can beat Mr. Rib.
13:49I did it.
14:02You're filming, aren't you?
14:04With your abilities.
14:05Um...
14:08Shigeyuki-san, this is...
14:09Yuki!
14:10Don't ever call me Shigeyuki again!
14:12What?
14:13Masaki, you can't call Yuki Shigeyuki.
14:16What?
14:17Yuki-sama is actually Shigeyuki, but...
14:19Shut up!
14:20Calm down.
14:22I told you.
14:23If you use your abilities to film, I'll make you disappear.
14:26No, I used my abilities because it's impossible.
14:29No more questions.
14:31Give me the video data.
14:33No.
14:35Give it to me.
14:37Or do you want to destroy the camera?
14:44Masaki.
14:45What? What's going on?
14:47This is what's going on.
14:50That's it!
14:52There's a camera in that dirty room, too.
14:55Bring it to me.
14:56Yes, ma'am.
15:05Let go of it.
15:07I won't.
15:08If I give it to you, everyone's hard work will be in vain.
15:12Masaki.
15:13Money.
15:15Nonsense.
15:17Come to think of it, I haven't thanked you for the other day.
15:26I can't get rid of the smell.
15:28After that...
15:30Stop it!
15:31I'm not going to film you!
15:33Let go of me!
15:35Please, Yuki.
15:36Please, please.
15:38Are you serious?
15:40Yes.
15:42I understand.
15:48You can't do anything wrong!
15:50I'll make you pay for it.
15:52Guilty!
15:56Yuki, this is...
15:58If you eat it all, I'll keep it a secret from Mother.
16:02But if you don't eat it all, then...
16:05What if I eat it all?
16:09That's why I'll keep it a secret from Mother.
16:11That's not enough.
16:12What?
16:13That's not enough at all.
16:14All the footage we've been filming so far has been wasted.
16:18The footage that was supposed to be money.
16:20What are you trying to say?
16:22If you eat it all, I won't give you a single cent.
16:27Hey, Yuki.
16:28When we eat, we don't use our vampire powers, right?
16:33That's right.
16:34Then it's okay to film, right?
16:37What?
16:38Well...
16:43Are you going to film?
16:44Let's eat, everybody.
16:46Don't hesitate, just eat.
16:51Masaki, we have to do it.
16:53Leave the food to me.
16:56Wait a minute.
16:57It's not fun to just eat raw meat.
17:00That's enough.
17:01If it doesn't work, I'll do anything.
17:05It doesn't matter, just eat.
17:08Eating is fun, eating is fun.
17:11All right, let's do our best.
17:13Turn the camera.
17:18It's midnight, good morning.
17:20Midnight Punch, I'm Rive.
17:23Today's plan is...
17:24Let's eat, everybody.
17:25Don't hesitate, just eat.
17:28Let's eat the garlic we hate.
17:33Let's go.
17:36Let's go.
17:42Rive is dead.
17:49Hey, at least make it look delicious.
17:51Of course it's impossible.
17:53I'm a vampire.
17:54Then at least give me ice cream.
18:06Rive, how is it?
18:09Try making the garlic.
18:12Ichiko, how is it?
18:15Lucy, how is it?
18:26Good morning, Fu-chan.
18:28No.
18:34Ichiko, there was a time when hand cream was thought to be toothpaste.
18:38Then I realized that it was the destiny of the old lady who appeared in the cream video to be born from the egg of the day.
18:42Ichiko, out.
18:51I made it myself.
18:53I like grilled meat better.
18:55Shut up behind you.
18:59The garlic is delicious, the garlic is delicious, the garlic is delicious, the garlic is delicious.
19:05Open your mouth, cutie.
19:18That's enough, I'll stop the camera.
19:21What are you talking about?
19:22If you stop here, you'll be disqualified as a gambler.
19:24It has nothing to do with gambling.
19:26It's not funny at all.
19:28It's the worst.
19:31Dead or Alive.
19:32An overwhelming gamble that cost my life.
19:35Follow me.
19:48There is no garlic on my plate.
19:57You're such a fool.
20:04It's so meaningless, it's so meaningless.
20:15It's over.
20:17I can't see anything.
20:19I've been watching it for three days.
20:21It's funny no matter how many times I watch it.
20:24I came up with the idea.
20:26I shot it and edited it.
20:29It's not funny at all.
20:31I'm afraid of my own talent.
20:34But that video just happened to be on the air.
20:38Look at the numbers.
20:39The number of views.
20:43Wow, 12,000.
20:45If you ask me, it's the number of times I've had a cup of tea before breakfast.
20:50Here they come.
20:51Hello.
20:52This is the room on the second floor.
20:54What is this?
20:56Didn't I tell you?
20:58Masaki, you're going to live here from today.
21:01Nice to meet you.
21:03But why all of a sudden?
21:05We can't miss this moment.
21:08We're going to shoot a lot of videos.
21:10With this momentum, we're going to have a big channel.
21:15That's right.
21:16I see.
21:18Everyone, help me.
21:20Yes.
21:22It's not a big dream.
21:24I want to join you.
21:26I've been meaning to do that for a long time.
21:28If that's the case, let's split the profits from the last video.
21:33The profit is still 5%.
21:36It's a joke.
21:37It's a split.
21:40Well, that's still a long way off.
21:42What?
21:43But I still have a chance.
21:45I don't have any profit yet.
21:47That's not what I'm talking about.
21:49That's not what I'm talking about.
21:51I don't have any profit yet.
21:53I don't have any profit yet.
21:55The shooting is over.
21:57USB...
22:00I have to connect the camera.
22:03File...
22:05Okay, let's get started.
22:09Asahi opened the curtain and looked at me.
22:12What?
22:13Are you trying to comfort me?
22:15Asahi...
22:45Asahi...
22:47I want to do something fun.
22:51I don't want to sleep at night.
22:55I hear a noise from far away.
22:59Today started again.
23:02There's only one person for me.
23:13Why am I here?
23:15It's... a hotel?
23:19Okay, done.
23:21I'm going to head out.
23:26Give me your character! Give me your character! Give me your character!
23:28New member,å å
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23:29Who are you?
23:30I'm talking about me!
23:31I don't care!
23:32I'm not confident I can do this!
23:34Do your best, Magica!
23:35Next time, who's the lead character of our next project?
23:38Me?