My Lady Jane Episode 4 Romance TV Series 2024
My Lady Jane Episode 4 Romance TV Shows 2024
When Jane's ambitious mother auctions her off to the highest bidder, she finds herself reluctantly betrothed to the enigmatic and frustratingly handsome Guildford Dudley. Despite her initial dismay, Jane soon learns that Guildford harbors a dark secret that could endanger both their lives. As if that weren't enough, a sinister plot to assassinate her cousin, King Edward, threatens to plunge the kingdom into chaos. In "My Lady Jane," a sharp-tongued, warm-hearted tale of romance, adventure, and fantasy, true love proves its existence, people defy expectations, and even heroines seemingly destined for doom can forge their own destinies. Catch the adventure on Trend Hub Channel!
When Jane's ambitious mother auctions her off to the highest bidder, she finds herself reluctantly betrothed to the enigmatic and frustratingly handsome Guildford Dudley. Despite her initial dismay, Jane soon learns that Guildford harbors a dark secret that could endanger both their lives. As if that weren't enough, a sinister plot to assassinate her cousin, King Edward, threatens to plunge the kingdom into chaos. In "My Lady Jane," a sharp-tongued, warm-hearted tale of romance, adventure, and fantasy, true love proves its existence, people defy expectations, and even heroines seemingly destined for doom can forge their own destinies. Catch the adventure on Trend Hub Channel!
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00:00♪♪
00:06I've been preparing our next attempt.
00:07-♪♪
00:09No!
00:10You are being poisoned.
00:11How bad is it?
00:12Catastrophic.
00:13We must move you to the North Turret.
00:15They must have fallen trying to escape.
00:16Why do we need a body?
00:17You have the will?
00:18Of course I have the will.
00:19It names me.
00:20Find Lady Jane Grey and her drunks and spouse.
00:23Kill them.
00:24Do you know the punishment for Aethian Verity intermarriage?
00:28If I tell anyone, we're all dead.
00:30Now, nice and steady.
00:31You'll make a crack in Kingsland Yard, Hodgkins.
00:34Like this, Mr. Phillips?
00:35No!
00:40I want a divorce.
00:42I must confess something dreadful.
00:44Edward is already dead.
00:46That makes you queen.
00:47Yes, I shall be.
00:49Those men we busted were Kingsland guards.
00:51They were looking for us.
00:52Why would they want to kill us?
00:53Lord Seymour, the king's will.
00:55I have King Edward's will.
00:57His majesty named you heir to the crown.
01:00Long live Queen Jane.
01:27Behold England's new monarch, Queen Jane Grey and her consort,
01:52Guilford Dudley.
01:55Is this a dream come true for our reluctant couple,
01:58or a nightmare incarnate?
02:02I'm sure everything will work out just fine.
02:17Your majesty.
02:18Your majesty.
02:19Your majesty.
02:20Your majesty.
02:21Your majesty.
02:22Your majesty.
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02:25Your majesty.
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02:27Your majesty.
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02:32Your majesty.
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02:34Your majesty.
02:35Your majesty.
02:36Your majesty.
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02:45Your majesty.
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02:47Your majesty.
02:48Your majesty.
02:49Your majesty.
02:50Your majesty.
02:51Your majesty.
02:52Everything's changed.
02:53Everything's changed.
02:54From now on, we address her as your royal majesty.
03:00Queen of England.
03:03Your royal majesty.
03:05Jane has been in shock for hours,
03:07but her mother showing this level of respect and deference
03:10is, frankly, fucking bonkers.
03:20How could you give her the crown?
03:21You said you had the will.
03:22You said it named me.
03:23I said I had a will.
03:25Look, I will look into this.
03:28Oh.
03:30Daddy's robe looks breathtaking.
03:33I was Daddy's firstborn.
03:34It should have been me before Edward.
03:37And now a girl is finally on the throne.
03:41And it's Jane Sodding Gray.
03:44Even her name is boring.
03:49I'll simply have to kill her myself.
03:52Really?
03:54Ow.
03:55Kate, a chair?
03:57No.
03:58No, you'll just cock it all up again.
03:59Oh, please.
04:00Please, Mary, don't shove me up.
04:03I shall spy on them.
04:05Everyone has secrets.
04:06Then we'll turn the country against them.
04:10Oh, my love.
04:12Soon I shall take my rightful place on the throne.
04:16You is my king.
04:18And our pure red verity children will rule for a thousand years.
04:27Give me the key to your zoo.
04:28What?
04:29Key!
04:30Zoo!
04:31Now!
04:41Her Majesty awakens.
04:47Am I...
04:50Is this Edward's bed?
04:55And his robe?
04:57It's yours now, Your Majesty.
05:03I think I might be sick.
05:05Everybody out. Out! Go!
05:11Grief doesn't hit you all at once.
05:15It comes in waves,
05:17like the world's most lugubrious hangover.
05:23How could he do this to me?
05:27Without even warning me, it's so typical.
05:30Why would Edward name me?
05:34If I may say,
05:36His Majesty always held you in the highest esteem.
05:40I loved him, too.
05:42I only wish I'd been with him at the end,
05:45to offer comfort.
05:48The messenger told me that he threw himself out of a window.
05:52Is that true?
05:56They say he was in the final throes of a poison-induced delirium.
06:01Apparently, Lord Dudley had been slowly poisoning him for some time.
06:07Do you jest?
06:09Rarely.
06:11Lord Dudley has been in prison for the Kingsman.
06:14You said that you were not there at the end.
06:18Why is that?
06:20He wished to be alone in the North Turret.
06:25Edward chose to subject himself to the freezing damp of the North Turret.
06:33I don't believe it.
06:37Neither do I.
06:42Can the murderer truly be her father-in-law?
06:46The idea is flabbergasting.
06:48But if not him, then who?
06:51I mean, whom?
06:53I mean, who?
07:11Edward.
07:29Culford.
07:31Are you all right?
07:34You know, you.
07:37Oh, you know.
07:39This is as close as the English ever get to admitting emotional turmoil.
07:44Sorry I was delayed. I...
07:46You went to see your father?
07:48He swears he's innocent.
07:51Do you think he's innocent?
07:53My dad once banished the Duke of Coventry to Ireland
07:56in order to steal his lacemaker.
08:00He's a conniving bastard, but he's not a murderer.
08:03Jane, I promise you.
08:05Well, someone is.
08:07Whoever killed Edward tried to kill us, too.
08:13I must find who did this. I owe him that.
08:15We will.
08:18It's almost dawn.
08:20I wish you could stay.
08:23Vulnerability...
08:26from the indomitable Jane Grey.
08:29Sensitivity from the unconscionable Guilford Dudley.
08:38We can't do this.
08:41I know.
08:45And we're supposed to be very careful, too.
08:47This place isn't safe.
09:03Wake up!
09:05Wake up!
09:06Rise and shine.
09:08First day as queen.
09:10Come on, your kingdom awaits.
09:12Morning, Mother.
09:14Charles.
09:20Whoa. Jane is so lucky.
09:24Mother, is this really important?
09:26I'm fine in my old clothes.
09:28No, you are not. You are queen.
09:30If you don't act like a monarch, the people won't accept you as one.
09:33King Henry was so resplendent with jewels that he actually glowed.
09:38Don't you want to glow?
09:40Fine. The green one, please.
09:47We're about to embark on a coronation extravaganza.
09:51Banquets, pageants, tournaments.
09:54I'm ordering new anointment oil and having the rotten scepter polished.
09:57Not too much, not too less slippery, but they'll jolly well sparkle.
10:01Wonderful.
10:02This is divine.
10:04Why are you wearing a wedding ring?
10:06Mummy made her marry Lester.
10:08What?
10:10You are unbelievable. He died. I'm fine.
10:12He died. She's fine.
10:13And before you embark on a predictably indignant speech, consider this.
10:17Thanks to me, we are rich, safe and happy, so...
10:21Won't this take very much longer?
10:22I must speak to the Privy Council.
10:24About Lord Dudley.
10:26Guildford thinks his father is innocent.
10:28Dudleys always think their fathers are innocent.
10:30They never are, and they're always executed.
10:32Edward wouldn't want an innocent man executed on his behalf.
10:35I have to get ready.
10:37Jane, can I give you some advice?
10:38No.
10:39From now on, you must be calm, in control, and above all, regal.
10:42Margaret of Anjou had a saying,
10:45live in the now.
10:46Her husband suffered bouts of insanity, and I can't see how it served her,
10:49but somehow it did.
10:51Point is, you are queen. Act like it.
10:54I intend to.
10:56Catherine, that's not for you.
11:00I want a bowl of codling apples,
11:04fresh every day, and no brown spots ever.
11:07I want the best Spanish claret for breakfast,
11:11and the most excellent Rhinish for lunch.
11:14Ah, here we are.
11:18The door won't open itself.
11:27Yes.
11:29Yes, I can tolerate this.
11:32Go on, get out, get out, get out.
11:37Made it.
11:47Jane wants to appear regal,
11:50but come on, look at these tools.
11:55Innocent I am, on bended knee,
11:58imploring your majesty in agony.
12:01That syntax is agony.
12:03Don't scowl at me, you snivelling muck-spout.
12:07From this angle, I can see up your nose.
12:09Dudley.
12:11The Tefano is in your pocket.
12:13Explain it to me. That's an order.
12:15Do you honestly think
12:18that I would ruin a Venetian velvet cloak
12:22by stretching out the pocket with a leaden poisonous box?
12:26I mean...
12:27Then how did it get there? Tell me.
12:29Your majesty, please, focus on the facts.
12:32You are clearly oblivious to his plotting,
12:34but as a direct result of the king's death,
12:36Lord Dudley's progeny will take the throne.
12:39Ipso facto.
12:41He had the means, the motive,
12:44and, as royal counsellor, the opportunity.
12:48And I have a witness.
12:50What witness?
12:51What witness?
12:53A cook.
12:54A cook?
12:55Who saw Lord Dudley administer said poison.
12:58Lies. Lies. Lies!
13:04You fool!
13:05Like many leaders before and since,
13:08Jane is realising
13:10she has inherited a troubled administration...
13:13Charles.
13:14...in a divided kingdom.
13:16Otherwise known as...
13:17Charles.
13:19A shit show.
13:21Find me that cook.
13:26And you're quite sure it was the day before the Feast of All Saints?
13:29Course.
13:31I'd had a long day on my feet in the kitchens
13:33and I got a nosebleed that night.
13:35So I went down to get a pinch of bread to plug up the blood.
13:38You know, works a treat.
13:40Then I saw that scoundrel...
13:42Lord Dudley.
13:43That's right.
13:44Him.
13:45Sprinkling a powder on his majesty's pottage.
13:48Find me the palace ledger.
13:53How did you know that it was poison?
13:55Did you see it?
13:57Yes. I...
13:59He had it in a bowl.
14:01What kind of bowl?
14:03A golden one.
14:05Yeah. Shiny.
14:07A golden bowl.
14:08Not a box.
14:09Yes. Yes.
14:11Just from the east.
14:14Oh, the east.
14:16The cafe.
14:18It's east Norwich.
14:22Lovely day this time of year.
14:23Have all your majesty's questions been satisfied?
14:25Mm-hmm.
14:27Thank you for your time.
14:28Of course, your majesty.
14:30Just one more thing.
14:33This palace ledger says you weren't working that day at all.
14:36I...
14:38Well, the...
14:40The scoundrel.
14:41The...
14:42The powder.
14:43You're lying.
14:44And you aren't even good at it.
14:46Release Lord Dudley immediately.
14:48Why did you do this?
14:50Were you forced or bribed?
14:52Answer me!
14:54And I will remind you that the punishment for bearing false witness
14:58is the removal of one's eyeballs.
15:00With a spoon.
15:02I...
15:03Forced or bribed?
15:07Tell me now!
15:11Forced?
15:13Wait!
15:15Wait!
15:19Oh, gods.
15:22Beast!
15:24The cook was Aethian?
15:26Yeah.
15:27So I skewered her.
15:29You're welcome, your majesty.
15:30Seymour, you cannot just kill people.
15:33That woman...
15:34Not a woman, a beast.
15:35So, Dudley was indeed innocent.
15:38And the cook was the poisoner who made the whole thing up.
15:41Well done, you.
15:53Oh, gods.
15:55Tension.
15:57Oh, nasty, nasty beast.
16:07It's that one.
16:12I am offering you freedom
16:16and riches in return
16:20for a tiny favour.
16:23If that interests you,
16:25get in the box
16:27or stay here and wait until Lord Seymour returns
16:32to plan his next experiment.
16:35Your choice.
16:41Relax.
16:42It's almost sunset.
16:44You're safe in here.
16:45New stables are bigger than your old digs.
16:48But I've done my best to make them comfy, my lord.
16:51Wait.
16:52Did you just call that horse my lord?
16:57Lord Seymour, I...
16:59I said Milo.
17:01His name is Milo.
17:03Right.
17:05Don't just let your steed wander around.
17:08Good gods, man.
17:09I'll tie him up.
17:11I heard that bastard, Dudley,
17:13dismissed the royal grooms from these stables.
17:16Why is that?
17:18The Dudley family have their own grooms.
17:21And it was the queen's orders, my lord.
17:25Whose is this bed?
17:29And whose garments are these?
17:32Mine, my lord.
17:33Hardly.
17:34This is velvet.
17:37Must be your master's.
17:39Nope.
17:41There's only one explanation for this.
17:49Her majesty
17:51has kicked Gilford Dudley
17:54out of her bed already.
17:57Indeed, my lord.
17:59May I show you out?
18:01Did you hear about the cook?
18:04I wager there are more beasts hiding all around this palace.
18:08Perhaps you might tell me more as we walk.
18:14My sword.
18:16I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on, honestly.
18:27Horses.
18:29Rats with hooves, really.
18:34Rats.
18:46I need a drink.
18:52Petunia?
18:54Petunia?
18:55Petunia, where are you?
18:58I took something that didn't belong to your sister.
19:01Please, don't hurt her.
19:03Do you think Seymour and I are fools?
19:06Edward's will.
19:09You stole it.
19:12Edward had a right to choose his heir.
19:14You sneaky little wench.
19:17Please, let her go.
19:20You care more about this mongrel than you do your own sister.
19:23No, Mary, please.
19:25Forgive me, I'm sorry.
19:28You must make it up to me.
19:30I will.
19:32I promise.
19:34See that box?
19:36What's inside?
19:38Never you mind about that.
19:40Place it next to Queen Jane.
19:42Tonight.
19:44Do not look inside.
19:46Do not tell a soul.
19:53Surprise, surprise.
19:55Baroness Mount Eagle, or as I like to call her, Mount Everything,
19:59has put herself forward to be a lady-in-waiting.
20:02Can you please stop that infernal racket?
20:04Oh, Lady Somerset.
20:06If only Jane could enjoy sycophantic communiques as much as Francis.
20:10What time is it?
20:11Felicitations. Well, that's quite a long word for her.
20:13You know what she called me when I married your father?
20:16A relentless and permanently dissatisfied schemer.
20:19Who's the schemer now? A wench?
20:21Catherine and Margaret will be my ladies-in-waiting.
20:24Yes. Oh, please, can I?
20:25Yes, that's fine.
20:26And me?
20:27No, I had bigger plans for you.
20:33Your Majesty.
20:34Bess.
20:36I thought you might enjoy these.
20:38Books always make me feel at home.
20:40Thank you, Bess.
20:41You're welcome.
20:42Actually, wait.
20:44Please stay.
20:45Have a drink with me.
20:47We could toast to Edward and talk about life at court.
20:51I'd be delighted, Your Majesty.
20:54My brother was a shocking cheat at cards.
20:57Yes, and every time we caught him, he would just laugh and ask us to play again.
21:01It's hard to say no to family.
21:04Tell me, Bess.
21:06Were Lord Seymour and Edward very close?
21:08I suppose one problem with being monarch,
21:11apart from the questionable notion of divine right and inherited absolute power,
21:16is that loyalty cannot be taken for granted,
21:19even from royal counsellors.
21:23Bess is talking about Edward making you upset.
21:30I just miss him.
21:37I miss him too.
21:39I'm glad you're here.
21:41And that he chose you.
21:43As to the subject of power,
21:45I always found Isidore of Seville's thoughts on the matter most enlightening.
21:49Oh.
21:50I must be off.
21:54Princess Bess?
21:56Gilford.
21:57Jane.
22:02Shall we?
22:07Seymour's behind everything.
22:08What?
22:09He poisoned Edward, and I'm sure he sent those men to kill us in the woods.
22:14Do you have proof?
22:15Not yet.
22:16When I was questioning the witness, who's a palace cook,
22:19she was looking at Seymour like she was terrified of him.
22:22And then she ran away and...
22:25turned into an Aethian.
22:28And then they killed her.
22:30Just like that.
22:31Like she was nothing.
22:37Jane, we need to talk.
22:43This is untenable.
22:45We need to discuss how our recent change in circumstance affects our arrangement.
22:49You still need a cure, and I presume you still want a divorce.
22:51So, it all comes down to this.
22:53Does our deal stand?
22:55It does.
22:56But right now we have bigger problems.
22:58Jane.
22:59Every second I remain here,
23:01I'm a liability to you, to my father, and to myself.
23:04Why can't you understand that?
23:06I do understand.
23:07Then why don't you try?
23:08I've been a little busy.
23:09Nothing's worked.
23:10You were supposed to be the scientist.
23:12You were supposed to have a legendarily curious mind.
23:15I am. And I do.
23:16Well, it sounds to me like you're giving up.
23:18I've never given up on anything in my entire life.
23:20Is that so?
23:21It is so.
23:22Really?
23:23Really.
23:24Then prove it.
23:39I'm sorry.
23:40I know you don't want this.
23:42I should go.
23:44That's a good idea.
23:49Yeah.
24:14Guildford.
24:15Dad.
24:16Welcome back.
24:17Going somewhere?
24:19Married life confounded you already?
24:21This was a mistake.
24:23She won't help me like you promised.
24:25And I may as well have a target on my back.
24:27I'm going to Florence.
24:28There's a library there with a letter in it
24:30from St. Francis of Assisi which might help.
24:32That dingbat, he won't have any good ideas.
24:35I can't stay here.
24:36It's impossible.
24:38Now, what have I told you?
24:39Nothing is impossible.
24:40Look at me.
24:41I was condemned to death.
24:42Here I am, alive.
24:44It's thanks to your wife.
24:47Oh, my boy.
24:48It's time to talk about your future.
24:50Come on.
24:51Pop yourself down.
24:57Jane must name you King.
25:03You can't be serious.
25:04As consort, you're nothing.
25:06I mean, you're at best a pretty toy.
25:10But as king, you have power, yes?
25:14To protect yourself and to search for a cure.
25:17You can devote every moment,
25:19every resource to finding it.
25:22And until that happy day,
25:24you're safe in the crown, on the throne.
25:34What?
25:35Marrying Jane was never about my cure.
25:38It was about the kingdom.
25:40It was about you.
25:41All right.
25:42I'm a horrible monster
25:43for wanting my son to be king of England, yes?
25:46For wanting to finally, at long last,
25:49redeem the family name.
25:51Look, the truth is, Guilford,
25:53I have spent a great deal of energy and expense
25:57breaking the law, putting us all in danger,
26:00hiding your secrets just to keep you alive.
26:04All I ask in return is this.
26:09Now, don't let your one flaw
26:14hold you back from greatness.
26:36Careful, pet.
26:38Blackadder's bite is deadly.
26:52Jane!
26:53Ethan!
26:55Petunia!
26:56Don't be frightened.
26:58Thank you for saving my life while here with Mary.
27:01I'm just so sorry that I couldn't protect your brother.
27:06You tried to save Edward.
27:08Yes, but I failed.
27:11Tell me everything.
27:26Now, Phillips.
27:31Go on, then, Hodgkins.
27:34Now, that's easy.
27:42Dreams.
27:44Mysterious, yet clarifying.
27:48Kingsland guards are controlled by one man.
27:54Lord Seymour?
28:05I win.
28:20Your Majesty?
28:22Lord Seymour.
28:24I need a list of kingsland guards.
28:27By name, if you have it.
28:30I need a list of kingsland guards.
28:32By name, if you have it.
28:34Of course.
28:38Why?
28:39Are you thinking of expanding their numbers?
28:42Why would I do that?
28:44My kingsland guards uphold the Vision Laws,
28:48without which we would be living cheek by jowl with the beasts.
28:53Every guard by name, as requested, Your Esteemed Majesty.
28:57Here we are.
29:01Oh, you little shit.
29:04Oops.
29:06How clumsy.
29:10So much for that idea.
29:20Lord Seymour, I'm having a little supper party tonight.
29:24Oh, really?
29:26Oh, really?
29:28Looking forward to seeing you there.
29:34Supper party?
29:39Gosh, really?
29:41Jane's throwing a supper party?
29:43That's what I thought.
29:48Oh, God, it's her.
29:49The next time I see you, I'm going to wear that puppy as a hat!
29:53Bess, I won't let her hurt you, I promise.
29:56Go.
30:00Sister.
30:02Lord Seymour.
30:03Sister.
30:04Tell me what happened.
30:06The snake was dead.
30:08Dead?
30:10Yes, I suppose there wasn't enough air in the box for it to breathe.
30:15But in any case, dead.
30:19Alas.
30:20Such a sweet gift to offer Jane.
30:24She does love the natural sciences.
30:29Squeegee.
30:31You should have let me choose the beast.
30:33Snakes are notoriously feeble.
30:36No.
30:37I know my sister.
30:38She's lying.
30:40Bess doesn't have the guts for the delicate requirements of court life.
30:43You mean murder?
30:44Yeah.
30:45Fetch some Tefana for this blasted supper party.
30:48Jane Grey dies tonight.
30:56Bygones.
30:57Chums again.
30:58Bygones.
30:59Chums again.
31:00Friends.
31:01Hello, darling.
31:02Not now.
31:03Friends.
31:04My daughter, the Queen, welcomes you to her humble soiree.
31:08Thank you for coming.
31:11My beloved Queen,
31:13how can I ever repay your intellectual fortitude,
31:16your filial loyalty?
31:19All that I have is yours.
31:21Right, drinky-poo.
31:23Jane.
31:24Guilford.
31:25I don't like it when we're fighting.
31:27But you're so good at it.
31:28Thank you. So are you.
31:30I just need you to give me your word.
31:31I will.
31:32I will dedicate every resource to it
31:35once Edward's killer is caught and punished.
31:37Thank you.
31:39How's that coming along, by the way?
31:41I'm outfoxing him as we speak.
31:43I'm intrigued.
31:58Leather satchel, red ribbon in here.
32:00And Jane said there would be a key in the box with the rose.
32:10There's nothing.
32:12Is it?
32:13Bollocks.
32:18I am honoured to be your Queen.
32:22And I know that you shall all protect me,
32:24as you so dutifully protected my beloved cousin.
32:29Your Majesty, I have been waiting for this,
32:31the chance to offer my most heartfelt congrats.
32:36Thank you, Princess Mary.
32:37Pickled chestnuts up the body.
32:40Fascinating. Pickled chestnuts up the body.
32:43It's actually how I survived smallpox.
32:46I mean, if it's smallpox you're talking about,
32:49you must think of cousin Simon of Swanage.
32:54Guilford, you must come with me on the hunt tomorrow.
32:56The elk is best at dawn.
32:58Alas, the only thing I'll be hunting tomorrow morning is my pillow.
33:02Of course.
33:03You have a shit-faced, ale-soaked reputation to uphold.
33:06He's a reprobate, and three cheers for that.
33:10A reputation that is greatly exaggerated.
33:12Yes. I've been thinking, what exactly do you do during the day?
33:18We're intrigued to know.
33:20Well, I...
33:21And see, well, I am intrigued to know more about that cook.
33:25I mean, doesn't it seem odd to you that she would poison the King?
33:28What could her motives have possibly been?
33:30Well, be safe. There it is, of course. What a silly question.
33:33I think it's time for a toast.
33:35Yes, a toast.
33:39That sounds lovely. Thank you, Lord Seymour.
33:43As I was saying, to our clever Queen,
33:47for sniffing out the Aethean in our midst.
33:50There's always been rumour of an Aethean in our court.
33:53So I, for one, am truly grateful.
34:01Oh, wait, wait, wait. I just...
34:04I just want to say a few words about how proud I am...
34:11..of myself.
34:14Don't worry, I've got this.
34:19Where did you learn to do that? Shut up, I'm concentrating.
34:23You see, raising three children as a single mother
34:27was a challenge that I accepted...
34:30..and conquered.
34:33And now my eldest is Queen. Mother.
34:35Just like my own dear Maman, who was Queen of France.
34:39For seven weeks.
34:41To mothers!
34:44Oh, silly me.
34:47I'm actually the only mother here.
34:50Whoops.
34:52Drink up.
34:53No, no, no, no, no. I need you performance-ready.
34:57To me!
35:01Oh, I'm sorry! Sorry!
35:04Never mind, you idiot. You ruin everything.
35:07I don't... I've got it.
35:13I don't know.
35:14I've got it.
35:28You didn't have to defend me at dinner, by the way.
35:30I've been doing this a long time.
35:32How can you stand it? I don't care what they say.
35:34People that matter to me know exactly who I am.
35:38Right. What have we got?
35:41They look like letters, but I can't read them.
35:43They're in code.
35:45And if that's not an indication of guilt, I don't know what is.
35:50It's not Atbash.
35:52It's not a substitution cipher.
35:55It's the Alberti cipher.
35:56The what?
35:57I might not speak Aramaic, but I'm not a complete cretin.
36:02Come with me.
36:04Right.
36:09There it is.
36:11It's a cipher wheel.
36:16Why do you have this?
36:17Old King Henry used the Alberti cipher to communicate with the Holy Roman Emperor
36:21when he was trying to get his divorce.
36:23Anyway, he taught it to his encircle, and then my father taught it to me.
36:27So Seymour knows it too.
36:29Can't you? You are clever.
36:31Of course I fucking am.
36:58Beauty I've always missed
37:02With these eyes before
37:05Just what the truth is
37:08I can't tell anymore
37:11Cos I love you
37:14Yes, I love you
37:17Oh, how I love you
37:20Oh, yeah
37:23I told you to meet me at my door.
37:26A grand gesture of chivalry?
37:28I hate gestures, and I hate chivalry.
37:30Frances, my dulcet love.
37:33Every night I slumber soundly with wine-pured dreams of us entwined together
37:38In the nuddy
37:40Oh, my God.
37:43Will you do me the honour of being my wife eternal?
37:49No.
37:50But I love you!
37:51Oh, please. You do not love me.
37:54And even if I needed a husband, which I don't, I would not choose you.
37:59Why?
38:01Stan, you're just not husband material.
38:05I am so.
38:07I am the model of exeriousness.
38:10Well, if you were, your father and I would have chosen you to marry Jane, and not Guildford.
38:17Yeah? Well, that was pretty stupid considering Guildford is an e...
38:21E...
38:23Considering Guildford is what?
38:26Nothing.
38:27What is he?
38:28He is suffering from the Clash.
38:31If you ever want to see me again, you need to tell me everything now.
38:41Why did you stop Frances drinking the poison?
38:44Do you fancy it?
38:46Because every murder needs a purpose!
38:51No! No!
39:03Those little freaks.
39:04What do you suppose Jane does with them all day?
39:06Some horrible sort of lover's game.
39:10I don't suppose you could perhaps untie me, Squidgy?
39:12Something's going on.
39:13You know what else is odd?
39:15The grooms from the West Stables have been dismissed.
39:18Jane's orders.
39:20Jane's orders?
39:22What does she want with the West Stables?
39:24I have an itchy ear.
39:27Something jolly odd is going on.
39:30And I'm going to find out what it is.
39:41As dawn approaches, our intrepid codebreakers haven't found any evidence implicating Seymour.
39:47But they have found...
39:50My quim quivers in moist anticipation of once again flogging your terrified buttocks.
39:55Cheers, Mary.
39:57She wrote these for Seymour?
39:59These are filthy!
40:01Listen to this one.
40:03Unlike most citizens of Firenze, your widow-maker is doing its job admirably.
40:11Do you think he means as well, eh?
40:14Wait.
40:15It's not his willy.
40:16It's poison.
40:18The Florentine widow-maker.
40:20It's Tefana.
40:22That's the poison that killed Edward.
40:24They killed him together.
40:28I thought Mary loved her brother.
40:33Gods, I am so naive.
40:37People are selfish and disappointing.
40:44We must call a council meeting first thing.
40:46We'll go see your father.
40:48It's noon, Dorne.
40:59Be careful.
41:14Mary?
41:17Queen Jane.
41:18Coming from the West Stables, I'll wager.
41:20I'm heading there myself.
41:21No, wait, Mary.
41:23You can't.
41:25Really?
41:27Can't I?
41:29And why not?
41:30Because...
41:32There comes a time in every woman's life when she panics
41:35and makes a rash decision that she will regret much sooner than she thinks.
41:39For Jane, well, that moment is now.
41:43You killed Edward.
41:47I have proof.
42:06Give me the fucking letter!
42:10No!
42:22You are not the Queen.
42:26Abdicate or die, you do.
42:29Abdicate or die!
42:39Abdicate!
43:09Abdicate!
43:40So Francis knows Guilford's secret.
43:45Mary knows Jane knows Mary's secret.
43:50And I have a secret, too.
43:53An intentional obfuscation for the purposes of elevated intrigue,
43:57or, in layman's terms, a twist.
44:01Because Edward is alive.
44:05Because Edward is alive.
44:09Alive!
45:34To be continued...
46:04To be continued...
46:34To be continued...
47:04To be continued...
47:34To be continued...
48:04To be continued...