Real Life Anime Girls (+ Barbies & Dolls IRL)

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00:00Real-life anime girls plus Barbies and dolls. Here's a girl who's socially retarded

00:03They'll never catch her smiling because that would force you to see her smile lines, which most dolls do not have

00:07Why do we call Asian people yellow? She has the same skin color as a lot of white chicks

00:10Oh, it's that socially inept girl again

00:11Hey, here's an idea

00:12Maybe take out those contacts remove the makeup and be a real person for five seconds in your life speaking of real people that is

00:17Inhumane Pita needs to stop this animal from self-inflicted cruelty all that compression your internal organs must be a mess

00:22Oh Asian people aside from the fact anime eyes are huge and you have these lines right here. It's basically the same thing

00:28Women am I right? So this is misleading because you made her boobs pressed together on the right but not on the left

00:33Seriously, she's already a 10. Why are you trying to improve on hot hot equals hot bitches bang and leave it at that here

00:38We have the opposite not hot

00:39I don't know why you thought dyeing your hair a fake color and starving yourself to the point of anorexia would make you more attractive

00:44It doesn't another sickly anime wannabe. It's like Asians do it, right and white people do it wrong

00:48This is what I'm talking about. She looks anime. No elaborate gigantic eye trick required last time

00:53I checked real-life Barbie didn't have gigantic fake tits. I mean she had fake tits but not like this

00:57Oh, yeah, well her eyes aren't actually that big the illusion is strong

01:00This is what I'm talking about. Some people actually paint eyes on their face. You don't have to do that

01:03It's gonna have those crazy Asian skills or do whatever the hell that is. Seriously. What the hell is that?

01:07Hey, look, it's Barbie and her depressed rapidly aging father. Look how depressed he is. It's so sad

01:13You can tell he's obsessed with beauty and he also knows his is going away and you jerk off to you cry again adorable

01:19You're gonna give yourself anime eyes. This is how you do it. And listen lady

01:21I know you wanted to be a Barbie doll, but you look a lot more like a blow-up doll

01:24That's what anime looks like in real life

01:26No, thanks

01:27So those who aren't good at makeup is putting a paper bag over your head or an anime mask basically the same thing your life

01:31Riding just gave me a nerd boner. Well, that is the most realistic anime girl. I've seen yet. Unfortunately. She's a sex doll

01:36There's a Barbie boy. Fortunately unlike that doll go and get old. Also, I'm pretty sure this dude still has nipples and genitals

01:41Hey, you're going for accuracy, dude

01:43Finally someone who looks better in real life way to put the real thing the shame

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