Paano nabuo ang comedy group na ‘HUNG HUNKS?’ | SiS (Stream Together)
Ibinahagi nina Gene Padilla, Jeffrey Tam, Long Mejia, Victor Geronimo, at Brod Pete ang pinagmulan ng comedy group nilang ‘HUNG HUNKS, at kung paano ito naiiba sa kanilang ibang TV appearances!
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00:00We walk hand in hand, we dream together. We giggle and laugh like kids forever.
00:12We're two different people, but we're having fun. We talk about anything under the sun.
00:19We are sisters, we are friends. Things are magic that never end.
00:26I got you sis, you got me. The best of friends we'll always, always be.
00:38We always have fun, being together. You know me the best, we're friends forever.
00:46Through good times and bad, I'm here for you sis, right by your side.
00:51Hit or miss, we are sisters, we are friends. Got magic that never ends.
01:00I got you sis, you got me. The best of friends, the best of friends.
01:08The best of friends we'll always, always be. We are sisters, we are sisters.
01:18Good morning mga friends! Wow! Do you want handsome boys?
01:24Ah!
01:25Machos!
01:26Yummy!
01:28Wow!
01:29We can't be together like that.
01:31Not really.
01:32But I'm sure you'll still enjoy, sisters.
01:35For the first time, our boy group will be together.
01:40In our everyday life.
01:44I can't do this.
01:46Even though it's not too much.
01:48For the first time, Hung Hanks and Filip Pogi will face each other.
01:55In returning, sis!
01:57The newest boy band.
01:59Don't ask me because I don't know why, but it's like that, and that's the way it is.
02:24Don't ask me.
02:34Welcome back!
02:35Our show is amazing!
02:38So exciting!
02:40We have with us today, Hung Hanks!
02:43Wow!
02:44Wow!
02:45So exciting!
02:46Gene Padilla, also known as Jerinho Tamales.
02:51Jeff Tan, also known as Ticker Ocampo.
02:55Robert Filipe Meja, also known as Carlong Adas.
03:03Victor Geronimo, also known as Polo Pascual.
03:07And of course, Ishko Salvador, also known as BT, but not Bernard Palanca.
03:13Brad Pitt!
03:15Wow!
03:16Hung Hanks, let's talk about your gossip.
03:19Why are you all so formal?
03:21You don't have a voice.
03:23Are you all formal or are you all handsome?
03:25Handsome.
03:26So formal.
03:27You're ruining it.
03:29Maybe it's a side effect.
03:32That's not right.
03:33Wait, where are you going?
03:37Just relax.
03:38That's not right.
03:39Is it because we're too much?
03:41No one left you on the tree.
03:42Because we're too much.
03:44But you're all buddies.
03:46What?
03:47Oh my!
03:48Let's make a deal.
03:50I have nothing to lose.
03:51But you, Brad Pitt, why did you think of forming a group?
03:55Aren't you happy with being Brad Pitt?
03:58Brad Pitt?
04:00But before anything else, Janice, can we call you Jan?
04:06For sure.
04:08Janice, is that okay?
04:09Okay, of course.
04:10Jan.
04:11Jan.
04:12Jan.
04:13That's what we always do.
04:14Jan.
04:15Jan.
04:16Okay, Jan.
04:17Jan.
04:18Jan.
04:19Thank you, thank you, Jan.
04:20Jan.
04:21Jan.
04:22Jan.
04:23Thank you, Jan, for letting us call you Jan.
04:26Jan.
04:27Jan.
04:28Okay.
04:29Good morning to all of you.
04:31Good morning.
04:32Can I greet you?
04:33Of course.
04:34Good morning.
04:35To all of our fans who are watching right now, relax.
04:39I told you.
04:40You're the first one, Jan.
04:41They're all shaking.
04:42They're all shaking.
04:43Don't be shy.
04:44Show us to our sponsors.
04:46Just look at us.
04:47Okay, sure.
04:48What's different about being a home hunk compared to your previous appearances?
04:52All of you have shows.
04:55What is this?
04:56No.
04:57Should we change the topic?
04:58Yes, let's change it.
04:59Let's change it.
05:00Let's change it.
05:01Let's change it.
05:02Let's change it.
05:03Let's change it.
05:04Let's change it.
05:05Let's change it.
05:06Let's change it.
05:07Let's change it.
05:09You know, ma'am.
05:11I'm thinking too much.
05:14Can you please repeat the question?
05:17What's different about being a home hunk compared to your previous TV appearances?
05:21Because in my previous TV appearances, I was already handsome.
05:26I became more handsome when I was a home hunk.
05:30Okay.
05:31Okay.
05:32Robin de Rosa.
05:34Robin de Rosa.
05:35Onion.
05:36Onion.
05:37Thank you.
05:38Thank you.
05:39You're welcome.
05:40Follow the new Alisa Andador.
05:41Give us a shot.
05:42Thank you.
05:43It's okay?
05:44Yes.
05:45Thank you.
05:46Hello to your fans.
05:47They're my fans.
05:48They're also tumbling now.
05:49Is that real?
05:50They're tumbling now?
05:51Yes.
05:52They're tumbling on T울entists Day.
05:54They're tumbling.
05:55Thank you.
05:56Good morning to all of you.
05:57Tumbling.
05:58I'm going to tumble to you.
05:59Wait.
06:01Tumbling to your fans at the same time.
06:03One, two, three.
06:07Aisos, Mariposa.
06:09Yes.
06:18Why is your voice so high?
06:21It's because I became an idol the other day.
06:24Jackson Five, Michael...
06:26Eddie Peregrina.
06:28I don't like high notes.
06:30Why?
06:31The brief is too tight.
06:33It's too tight.
06:34Like a kid.
06:35That's his secret.
06:36Is that his secret?
06:38Hello, I heard you're in a bad mood because you didn't get nominated for the Star Award.
06:41Is it over?
06:44Is it over?
06:45Yes.
06:46You're embarrassed.
06:47Bong Rebilla defeated you.
06:48See, I'm not that good at the last episode.
06:52No, no.
06:53It should be...
06:54Oh, it's over.
06:55See, I still have...
06:56I still have two movies that I'm entering.
06:58The one that's coming soon.
06:59Maybe I'll get that one.
07:00Or maybe I'll get this one.
07:01Good luck.
07:02Good luck, Carlo.
07:03Of course.
07:04It's over.
07:05Of course.
07:06I won't promote you.
07:07I don't want to say it.
07:08Okay, don't.
07:09About Gene Padilla,
07:11for those who don't know,
07:13he's the brother of Dennis Padilla.
07:15Of course, he's the son of Dennis Padilla.
07:16It's been a long time.
07:17It's been a long time.
07:18Since birth.
07:19Don't you feel pressured?
07:20That you should try him?
07:22Or that you should just follow him?
07:24Something like that?
07:28Wait, wait.
07:29He's under pressure.
07:31He's under pressure.
07:32You can do it.
07:33You can do it.
07:34At first.
07:35At first?
07:36Does it hurt at first?
07:37Ask him.
07:38Ask him.
07:39He's under pressure.
07:40You're under pressure.
07:41No.
07:42He's my idol.
07:43You don't envy him?
07:44He's my idol.
07:45I want to reach those who reached me.
07:47Especially my father.
07:48But you really don't envy Dennis?
07:50I don't.
07:51Dennis?
07:52What's that?
07:55Not because of me.
07:56I'll win.
07:59He's lucky that I became his brother.
08:01Buenas.
08:02Buenas.
08:03Look at those T-shirts.
08:04Who's your sponsor?
08:05They're different.
08:06There's a lot of them.
08:07They're fighting.
08:08They're fighting.
08:09From shoes to hair.
08:11Hey, you should give him a sponsor.
08:14Do you believe that?
08:18NDP is doing this.
08:20He's so happy to do shows.
08:22He's sleeping there.
08:23He's sleeping on the tower.
08:25Because he's sleepy.
08:27When he's free, he'll chill.
08:30He'll chill.
08:31He'll chill?
08:33Thank you.
08:34Thank you, ma'am.
08:39What's her name?
08:41Let's call her ma'am.
08:43Ma'am Janice.
08:46Ma'am Janice.
08:47There's no Janice here.
08:49Just Jan.
08:50Ma'am Jan.
08:51Ma'am Jan.
08:52She should be clean.
08:54What will be the story of your movie?
08:59Maybe a love story.
09:02Love story?
09:03Who's the leading lady?
09:04Horror.
09:05Uneating.
09:08The ladies.
09:09The leading ladies.
09:11Who do you want to be the leading lady?
09:13I know someone.
09:14He's discovering something.
09:15Who?
09:16He's afraid of the light.
09:17He wants to be in the dark.
09:19He's like me.
09:20I want to be with him.
09:22You'll be free.
09:25Leading lady.
09:26You're talking about a movie that suits us.
09:30Who will you choose?
09:32The leading lady.
09:34There's a lot of great actresses.
09:36Who's the leading lady?
09:38Ma'am Jan.
09:41Are you free?
09:43Free?
09:44For you?
09:45That's what you're doing.
09:47Is there a free time?
09:50Yes.
09:51I'm busy.
09:53It's okay.
09:54For you,
09:55are you ready to face the feeling of being handsome?
09:58The feeling of being handsome?
10:00The feeling of being handsome?
10:01They're feeling that we're handsome.
10:03That's it.
10:04We're feeling it.
10:06We're sure of it.
10:07Wait a minute.
10:09Sorry, sorry.
10:11We're just looking for something.
10:13That's our nature.
10:14Of course,
10:15our day won't end
10:17without our faces singing.
10:20Right?
10:21Think about it.
10:22The whole neighborhood is singing.
10:24They're singing loudly.
10:26Don't.
10:27Don't.
10:28Okay.
10:29Show them.
10:30Let's not make them wait.
10:31Special number of Home Hunts.
10:33Okay.
10:34Okay.
10:35Good morning and advance.
10:36Merry Christmas.
10:37Okay.
10:38Come on.
10:39I'm so funny.
10:42Kissing sounds.
10:45Woof.
10:46Woof.
10:47Woof.
10:48Woof.
10:49Woof.
10:50Woof.
10:51Woof.
10:52Woof.
10:53Woof.
10:54Woof.
10:55Woof.
10:56Woof.
11:12I did.
11:13I did, almost did.
11:14Here's the Santa Claus.
11:16There's the Santa Claus.
11:17Remember this scene? I did from my recent movie.
11:34Yes, it's me. Keanu Reeves.
11:38Look at me. Look at me.
11:41I came from Hollywood to visit you this afternoon here.
11:45I have something to tell you.
11:48This is not a gossip. This is the truth.
11:51And here's the one you've been waiting for.
11:53The one who's tall, dark, and handsome.
11:56Who's that? It's Goba.
11:58Where?
12:00Here at the Grand Finals of the most popular movie,
12:02Philip Pogi.
12:04Philip Pogi.
12:05No one will eat until no one is caught.
12:17Hurry up!
12:19Cesar Montano, right?
12:21My fellow countrymen,
12:24I shall return to the Philippines.
12:29So to all Filipino people,
12:32let's get love.
12:35Let's get love.
12:37Turn the music up,
12:39and hear that sound.
12:41Let's get love.
12:43Here I am again,
12:45returning as the childhood dreamer
12:47who was spoiled as a child
12:49because he was too cute.
12:51Linear Mulak!
12:53If I were you,
12:57I wish I was full of love.
13:10Okay, I admit it.
13:12Since I won this,
13:14I've been accepting myself
13:16and Tindong Dantes.
13:19You're not ashamed of yourselves.
13:22He's taller,
13:24I'm shorter,
13:26but when it comes to cuteness,
13:28I'm even cuter.
13:30Let's get love.
13:32Let's get love.
13:34Turn the music up,
13:36let's do it.
13:38Come on people,
13:40let's get love.
13:42Okay, we're back.
13:44Let's talk about the Philip Pogi.
13:46Let's introduce them one by one.
13:48You all know me, right?
13:49Your tall, dark, and handsome idol.
13:52Like those who don't know who I am,
13:55Richard Gomez.
13:59Remember this scene?
14:01I did from my recent movie,
14:03The Matrix.
14:05Maki Delgado, also known as
14:07Maki the Matrix, Keanu Reeves.
14:10We, the viewers,
14:12will support your companions,
14:14Alfred Reducindo,
14:16Cesar Montano of Malabon.
14:20You all thought it was Ding Dong Dentist,
14:22but you're wrong.
14:24He's taller, I'm shorter,
14:26he's fairer, I'm darker,
14:28but when it comes to cuteness,
14:30I'm even cuter.
14:32And handsome.
14:34The one you used to choose
14:36and make a fuss about
14:38is now here,
14:40the cute and handsome
14:42William O'Rourke,
14:44the former Child Wonder.
14:49How did you come up with
14:51the cute and handsome
14:53William O'Rourke?
14:56Keanu?
14:58It's good to be cute and handsome.
15:00It's good to be cute and handsome?
15:02I'm really cute and handsome.
15:04Keanu Reeves is really cute and handsome.
15:06But I'm better than him
15:08because he's taller than me.
15:11Coffee?
15:13Do you have coffee?
15:15We don't have coffee here.
15:17Ding Dong!
15:19He's my fan in the S.O.P.
15:21He's your fan?
15:23He's your fan?
15:25He's on it.
15:27But I really want to join.
15:29Why? Why did you think about it?
15:31Because the people here
15:33make me join the cool dudes.
15:35They don't accept me.
15:37I just feel handsome.
15:39You feel handsome?
15:41Cesar?
15:43Morning, Jenny.
15:45Morning, Cesar.
15:47Why did you think about it
15:49because if I lose to Cesar,
15:51he's my idol.
15:53And I need to be an idol
15:55when the day comes.
15:57Chard?
15:59What's up?
16:01I don't have enough money
16:03to travel
16:05because I'm a musician.
16:07Really?
16:09Then I watched it
16:11and this is the answer
16:13that I need.
16:15And you really joined?
16:17Yes.
16:19And what happened?
16:21The next day,
16:23I was already invited.
16:25And you joined?
16:27Yes, that's why I won.
16:29That's why you really won?
16:31And why?
16:33Okay, so this is Kiano, Ding Dong.
16:35Why did you think of imitating them?
16:37Or say,
16:39I'm Ding Dong,
16:41I'm Kiano.
16:43Why not other people?
16:45Why Kiano?
16:46It's because of Troy Montero
16:48and Casey.
16:50But I said,
16:52maybe they'll fight.
16:54But it's okay for me
16:56even though they look alike.
16:58They'll fight for sure.
17:00That's why I did it
17:02as a Hollywood actor.
17:04So there's no intrigue?
17:06Yes, so there's no intrigue.
17:08Perfect.
17:10They look alike.
17:12Ding Dong is really Ding Dong.
17:14Yes, I really imitated Ding Dong.
17:16Because he's your idol.
17:18Yes, until
17:20they went to Penang.
17:22Really, you watched them?
17:24Yes.
17:26What about Onin?
17:28Actually, I imitated
17:30Gabby Eigelman.
17:32Gabby Eigelman?
17:34Yes.
17:36Why did you go to Onin?
17:38The people there laughed.
17:40They said,
17:42it's just a joke.
17:44What about Cesar?
17:46But
17:48it's true that
17:50Cesar is my third choice.
17:52Who's your first choice?
17:54Ariel Rivera.
17:56Then, Gary Valenciano.
17:58Gary?
18:00I tried to be thin.
18:02Cesar.
18:04That's right.
18:06What about Richard?
18:08Why did you choose Richard?
18:10I chose him
18:12because he's fit.
18:14My type
18:16in Hollywood is Antonio Banderas
18:18so that I won't be a burden
18:20to the artists here.
18:22I won't be a burden to them.
18:24Just let them be.
18:26Cesar, you said that
18:28they don't want to accept you
18:30because you're really handsome.
18:32Maybe,
18:34if that's true,
18:36I auditioned.
18:38They didn't want to accept you?
18:40Yes, because they said
18:42that I'm handsome
18:44and handsome.
18:46They're interested in my talent
18:48because I'm a voice actor.
18:50Yes, you'll do that later.
18:52Yes.
18:54Did you get a lot of help
18:56when you auditioned?
18:58A lot.
19:00I hope it's serious.
19:02It's a lot.
19:04Why?
19:06I used to be a dance instructor.
19:08Really?
19:10Ballroom dancing?
19:12I was a landscape artist
19:13and I became a dance instructor
19:15at night.
19:17I was a sideline in the club.
19:19Really?
19:21Yes.
19:23I saw this
19:25and we became BTFs.
19:27Directly?
19:29Yes.
19:31Ding Dong?
19:33He helped me a lot
19:35because I helped my siblings
19:37and I helped myself.
19:39Ding Dong, you're a juggler.
19:41Can you show us
19:43your arm mass?
19:45Arm mass?
19:53Do you juggle at parties?
19:55No.
19:57What else do you juggle?
20:00Balls.
20:02Balls?
20:04How many can you do?
20:06Up to three.
20:08CJ Mark?
20:10I can't.
20:12Can you sing a lullaby?
20:15What's that?
20:17I have a lullaby?
20:19That's a different version.
20:21I have a lullaby.
20:23It's a drama.
20:25It's serious.
20:27I have a lullaby.
20:30I have a lullaby.
20:32I have a lullaby.
20:35I have a lullaby.
20:38It flew.
20:40It flew.
20:41In heaven,
20:44I didn't see it.
20:51It flew away.
20:58I wasted my money.
21:04I wasted my money.
21:11I wasted my money.
21:18I wasted my money.
21:23Okay, fine.
21:27You wasted your money.
21:30You wasted your money.
21:31You wasted your money.
21:33I miss your face.
21:35I miss you.
21:37You're crying.
21:39You're new.
21:41Bal, can you sample the harmonica?
21:44What are you playing?
21:48Cha-cha.
21:50Dance instructor.
21:52Cha-cha.
21:57Cha-cha.
21:59I can't.
22:02That's it.
22:14You're really good.
22:16You're talented.
22:18Cesar, can you sample your voice?
22:21He's the one who does the voicing for Biglang Sibol.
22:23What are you doing there?
22:24I'm sampling the bass players.
22:28The heros.
22:30Biglang Sibol.
22:32Bayang Impossible.
22:34Elaine is missing.
22:36Who's Elaine?
22:38Elaine is Carlos' sister.
22:40She's the daughter of Mang Nguyen and Aling Luding.
22:42There's a story about her.
22:44She's Elaine.
22:46And this one.
22:48And this one.
22:50So if anyone can see her,
22:51this is Biglang Sibol.
22:53Bayang Impossible.
22:56Do you have a voice?
22:58I do radio shows.
23:00Radio shows?
23:02What do you do?
23:04Are you in a drama?
23:06Yes, I'm in a drama.
23:08This is the TWWB 594.
23:12In your area,
23:14Balita Round The Clock.
23:16Good morning, friends.
23:17Good morning, friends.
23:19This morning, you'll be able to hear
23:21different sounds from radio, television,
23:23and different movies
23:25from the Golden Lion Films and FPJ Productions.
23:28You are Tundo.
23:30I am Kavite.
23:32For Ramon Rebilla.
23:34Bro, this is Tundo.
23:36Especially us, Mabagis.
23:38We deserve your beauty.
23:40I have ten wives.
23:42I'll cook.
23:44I don't have enough to pay for Dolores' life.
23:45Give me your authority.
23:47I agree.
23:49I agree with the huskies and the handsome ones.
23:51Thank you.
23:54Why should you be shy compared to them?
23:58Why should you be shy compared to them?
24:00My answer is,
24:02they should be shy.
24:04That's what we're talking about.
24:06That's what we're talking about.
24:08That's what we're talking about.
24:10That's what's confusing us.
24:12That's what's confusing us.
24:13That's what's confusing us.
24:15That's what's confusing us.
24:17We're back.
24:19We're here.
24:21Showdown.
24:23This is crazy.
24:25What's going to happen?
24:27Let's start.
24:29You have to prove to us that you're the best group.
24:31That you deserve it.
24:33Yes.
24:35We're here.
24:37Let's start the posing and modeling contest.
24:39It's like a beauty pageant.
24:40It's like a beauty pageant.
24:42Let's do the posing and modeling.
24:44Toss a coin.
24:46Toss a coin.
24:48They'll go first.
24:50You go first.
24:52I think I'll have to sell my insurance.
24:54You go first.
24:56How much is that?
24:58You go first.
25:00You go first.
25:02Who's going first?
25:04You go first.
25:06You go first.
25:08You go first.
25:10You go first.
25:12You go first.
25:14You go first.
25:16You go first.
25:18We're going to battle.
25:20There's no sound.
25:22There's no sound.
25:24You're not going to do the orange?
25:26You're good.
25:28It's like a mural.
25:30Why don't you want to be on the radio?
25:32You're good at modeling.
25:36He's eating rice like fried rice.
25:40That's good.
25:42He's eating rice.
25:46He's eating rice.
25:48He's eating rice.
25:53Nice.
25:55Nice try.
25:57You're the one who's going to eat this.
26:00You're noisy.
26:02Go ahead.
26:04You go first.
26:05You don't have to think about it.
26:09There you go.
26:10It looks like a body.
26:13It looks like a body.
26:15It looks like a body.
26:18There you go.
26:20It looks like a jeep.
26:23You're so handsome.
26:25Turn around.
26:29It looks like a jeep.
26:30It looks like a jeep.
26:34It looks like Goku.
26:38You're so handsome.
26:41It looks like a body.
26:43You're so handsome.
26:45Turn around.
26:50We're still in the middle of a debate.
26:53We're still in the middle of a debate.
26:55We're still in the middle of a debate.
26:56We're still in the middle of a debate.
26:58You have to tell us.
27:01Just one sentence.
27:03One sentence.
27:05Just one sentence.
27:07Just one sentence.
27:09Just one phrase.
27:11So that you can prove to each other that you're the right person.
27:16You're the real handsome.
27:20You go first.
27:22You go first.
27:23You go first.
27:25You go first.
27:28Wait, I have a question.
27:30Is this still taping?
27:32We're still in the middle of a debate.
27:34We're still in the middle of a debate.
27:36Why?
27:38Because you're so handsome.
27:40You're so handsome.
27:42You're so handsome.
27:44You're so handsome.
27:46You're so handsome.
27:48Okay, let's start.
27:50You go first.
27:51You go first.
27:53You're always on top of me.
27:55I'm already in pain.
27:57Are you really together?
27:59Maybe you go to a restaurant and you're not looking at the camera.
28:01You're going with him like he's a waiter.
28:03They're staring at me.
28:05Me first.
28:06They're staring at me.
28:08But what's up?
28:10When I play the tambourine at the patriotic parade,
28:12the musicians don't play as well.
28:14You play the tambourine?
28:16I play it like a bass player.
28:18When I play the tambourine at the patriotic parade,
28:19All the students who saw you, they thought you were cute.
28:21But you're not.
28:22Really?
28:23Yes.
28:24That's why you always want someone to die.
28:26They think you're the one who's going to die.
28:28Hey!
28:29No, no!
28:30Can I have your autograph?
28:32Wait, let me speak first.
28:34Let your boss speak first.
28:35You speak first.
28:37You speak first.
28:38You speak first.
28:39Wait!
28:40Wait!
28:41Wait!
28:42It's like this.
28:43It's like this.
28:44It's like this.
28:45It's like this.
28:46It's like this.
28:47If you knock now, they're free.
28:50If you knock now, they're free.
28:52Wait, what?
28:53Listen to me.
28:54If you knock, you'll die.
28:56Right?
28:57Right.
28:58They have a discount now.
28:59What?
29:00What?
29:01What?
29:02You are a fool.
29:03Do you want to win?
29:04This is EDP, our worst partner.
29:06Look at the cellphone.
29:07This is like a phone.
29:09Let me see.
29:10Let me see.
29:11Let me see.
29:12Let's see the pre-pay.
29:14Is that him?
29:15Do you have a cellphone?
29:16He's on the line with Nawasa.
29:18This is how we're going to lose.
29:20We're going to lose.
29:21We're going to lose.
29:22Why?
29:23Do you think you should stay longer than them?
29:26Or do you think you should stay longer than them?
29:29No, no.
29:30What's your answer?
29:31My answer?
29:33I think they should stay longer.
29:35That's what I'm talking about.
29:37That's what I'm talking about.
29:40You're accepting it already.
29:41Because you're the one causing trouble.
29:43Yeah.
29:44You're the one causing trouble.
29:46You're the one causing trouble.
29:48You're the one causing trouble.
29:50Yes, correct.
29:52Why do you think he's the one causing trouble?
29:54Of course.
29:55Wait a minute.
29:56He's the one causing trouble.
29:58That's what you're saying.
30:01I'll hold your phone so it won't fall.
30:04I think he's waiting for someone.
30:10I can't answer that.
30:12You know,
30:14this should have a title.
30:16What should it be?
30:17It should be John and Jen.
30:19Why John and Jen?
30:21It's Genesis.
30:22Yes.
30:23That's why it's John.
30:24Read it.
30:25Read it.
30:26It's in the script.
30:27Read it.
30:28No, it's not.
30:29He's pretending to be a human being.
30:33It's fake.
30:34It's fake?
30:35It's fake.
30:36If you're going to talk,
30:37close your eyes.
30:38You're always closed.
30:40Are you nervous?
30:41Wait a minute.
30:43I'm nervous.
30:44This is like a virtue.
30:46Don't hurt us.
30:48Don't hurt us.
30:49Don't hurt us.
30:50But it's true.
30:51No, we're just telling stories.
30:54We're just pretending to be strong.
30:56No, this is just personal.
30:58But you can't be human.
31:00If you try,
31:01I just wish you'd be human.
31:02It's fun.
31:03We don't know what the anthrax effect is.
31:07Do you want to be like this?
31:09Do you want to be like this?
31:10What else can you say?
31:12Don't say anything.
31:14Don't say anything.
31:15Don't say anything.
31:16Don't say anything.
31:17They said we're handsome.
31:19We won't say anything
31:20because we're just handsome.
31:21Don't say anything.
31:22We're just chasing chicks.
31:24Chicks.
31:25Do you have a lifetime virus?
31:27Do you have it?
31:28Yes.
31:33Lifetime virus.
31:34I don't have one.
31:35I really don't have one.
31:36Hey, how are you?
31:37I saw you.
31:38You pushed me.
31:40What did you say?
31:41I saw you there.
31:42You turned around.
31:43What?
31:44What?
31:45Hey, it's too early to violate.
31:47I'm sorry.
31:48Your calculator is amazing.
31:49It has an antenna.
31:50There's a matrix atom in there.
31:52Oh my, Janice.
31:53More showdown.
31:55In return,
31:56what's the name of our show?
31:57Sis.
31:58Sis.
31:59Sis.
32:00Sis.
32:01I'll continue the showdown.
32:03Showdown, of course.
32:04It's on.
32:05The next thing we're going to do
32:06is to make you better.
32:08Let's see.
32:09If they want to tease you,
32:10the chicks they're talking about,
32:12what you're going to do is
32:13you're going to court Janice.
32:15There.
32:16What are you going to do?
32:17There.
32:18We're used to that.
32:19We're used to that.
32:20Brad Pitt and Cesar are going to court.
32:23Okay?
32:24To make you better.
32:25Together.
32:26Together.
32:27To make you better.
32:29Wait.
32:30What do you want?
32:31Together or
32:32side by side?
32:33Okay, okay.
32:34You go first.
32:35You go first.
32:36You go first.
32:37You go first.
32:38You go first.
32:39Go ahead, Brad Pitt.
32:40You go first.
32:41The old man.
32:42The old man.
32:43Side by side.
32:44Side by side.
32:45Side by side.
32:46Okay.
32:47You go first, Cesar.
32:50There's a big potato.
32:52Janice, you go first.
32:53He can go first.
32:54He's the boss.
32:55You go first.
32:56You go first.
32:57Who doesn't love Janice's beauty?
33:02We should give him a chance to answer.
33:06Why?
33:07Of course, look at him.
33:08He's complete.
33:09Ricardo is complete.
33:10He's in the salad.
33:11Everything is there.
33:12It's like you made him eat.
33:13He's fat.
33:16He's fat.
33:17You're the one who's fat.
33:19He's fat.
33:20That's why we're here, Willis.
33:21I'm fat.
33:22There.
33:23I didn't expect that.
33:25I watched this before.
33:27I thought I was going to win.
33:28Did you imagine Janice?
33:29Do you have a song for Janice?
33:31We'll just sing a little bit.
33:33Okay, just a little bit.
33:34All my life.
33:35All the things that I did.
33:38All my life.
33:40It's good.
33:41Can you eat that?
33:43Sanctioned.
33:44Sanctioned?
33:45Sanctioned?
33:46Okay.
33:47Okay.
33:48Okay.
33:49Proud of it.
33:50He's good.
33:51He's good.
33:52That's how legal it is.
33:55It's dangerous to court Janice.
33:57We might get killed here.
33:58But if I court her, I'll admit to the song.
34:01Why did you come to your house today?
34:07Your wife is waiting for you.
34:13I'll court your wife.
34:15I won't answer that.
34:16I won't answer that.
34:17Why?
34:18Why?
34:19I don't know.
34:20It's hard.
34:21It's hard.
34:22It's hard.
34:23It's hard.
34:24It's hard.
34:25It's hard.
34:27I can't approach you.
34:28I can't approach you.
34:32You're just trying to look cool.
34:34You're just trying to look cool.
34:36I saw that.
34:37I saw that.
34:38Quiet, everyone.
34:39Quiet, everyone.
34:40I need to make a note of this.
34:43Janice.
34:45When we first met,
34:46when our eyes met,
34:48I only had one thing to say to you,
34:50my heart and my soul.
34:51I love you.
34:53I can't promise you a good life
34:55but I can promise you a good husband.
34:58I love you, Janice.
35:01You have a tattoo.
35:03I like it.
35:05Okay.
35:06I'll choose one.
35:07Who will they choose?
35:08Choose one, Janice.
35:09Okay.
35:10Okay, here it is.
35:11The showdown.
35:14I don't know who will be fighting here.
35:17Maggie,
35:18Dylan Poggie,
35:19and Eddie P.
35:20Oh, yeah.
35:21Yes!
35:23The two of you will fight here.
35:26Okay.
35:27At the same time.
35:29At the same time.
35:30Oh, showdown.
35:31And one by one.
35:32Let's start with you two.
35:33You go first.
35:34Okay, you go first.
35:35At the same time.
35:36At the same time.
35:37At the same time.
35:38Jomming, jomming.
35:39You two go at the same time.
35:40At the same time.
35:41Don't fight.
35:42Don't fight.
35:43Don't fight.
35:44Don't fight.
35:45Don't fight.
35:46Music, please.
35:47Music.
35:48Directly, two for two.
35:49Okay.
35:50Okay, three.
35:51Go.
35:52There you do,
35:53there you do.
35:55Jesus Christ.
35:58Oh,
35:59Fred,
36:01Hey,
36:02what is that?
36:03What is that?
36:04We're from the same side.
36:05We're from the same side.
36:06I think I call him brother,
36:08but himself.
36:09Brother Conunction,
36:10you go first.
36:11That's okay.
36:12It's my turn.
36:13This is good.
36:14Okay,
36:15there you go.
36:16Mud deck.
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38:13How do you say it?
38:15We all know what's going on.
38:17Respect the human being.
38:23I hope we will be able to make you happy this morning because our goal is to make you happy this morning.
38:30It isn't about not teaching.
38:31Not really.
38:32It's not about teaching.
38:33We just want you to be happy this morning.
38:35Correct.
38:36Always in our life.
38:37What's the problem?
38:41It's okay.
38:42You're so kind.
38:44You're so kind.
38:46You're so kind.
38:48Thank you, thank you, beautiful.
38:50Thank you.
38:54I'll call you tomorrow.
38:56Bye!
39:00Sis would like to thank
39:02Bambi Fuentes for our hair and makeup,
39:04Mossimo,
39:06FNH Folded and Hung,
39:08Wayless Center,
39:10Chloe for our eyewear,
39:12Optical Works,
39:14BR Chua Enterprises,
39:16680 Home Appliances,
39:18Jura Star,
39:20La Germania,
39:22Youman for my clothes,
39:24Salon de Manila,
39:26Janeline Shoes,
39:28Under the Sea Pet Shop,
39:30The Barnyard,
39:32Play and Display,
39:34and Union Square.
39:40I'm not a fool.
39:50Bro,
39:52this is the truth.
39:54We will only be proud
39:56if we have the right of your hair.
39:58If I have ten hair,
40:00I will cook it.
40:02I don't have enough money in my drawer.
40:04Give me your power.
40:06Hey!
40:08What are you doing?
40:10Put on your blue socks.
40:14Move, bro.
40:16Let's go.
40:18They're going to fight.
40:20Woo!
40:22Woo!
40:24Woo!
40:26Woo!
40:28Woo!
40:30Woo!
40:32Woo!