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01:06Hi, Nani
01:10They said to me to be not equal to you, but don't get me to be the tea
01:19Nani
01:21Nani, I'll keep it. Oh, yeah
01:23Take it up yet
01:25Take it up more. Take me
01:28Both boring up the kona TV. They go to war now. They go to war
01:33It's how to bore not how to bore. It's part of our not part of the board
01:38So the board Jagga the board can't go to someone to the other thing. Yeah, go
01:43Simple I've got a key J. No, I don't want any other way. Let's go bar. It's okay. You got it
01:47I think it's nice. I got you something new
01:51Nani, I'll have my business. Can you show Kelly T?
01:54This is my own business, why not?
01:58but no
02:00I've got many business room. Yeah, I don't business Jalpa. I'm famous. Oh, yeah
02:04Yeah, yeah, but I am I think shorty buddy. I guess up television, but or news channel, you know
02:10Oh
02:40Shrink, bring, surveilling, bhoot, bhavishya, virtamaan, badling.
02:43Fund jama karni ke idea bhai, saare papers yaha aajaye.
02:49Wow! Dekha, saare papers aagey.
02:51Oye, Shanti, yeh ke garbhar hai?
02:54Mere saare papers kaha chale gaye? Abhi toh yahi the.
02:57Ab mujhe kya maluma, aapke papers kaha gaye?
02:59Bittu, tu kele ka.
03:01Main nani kiya jaake na, koi idea lekar aagey.
03:04Sale, sale, sale.
03:05Sasi, sundar aur tikal cheezein chahiye, toh hamare yaha aayiye.
03:09Hamare yaha se gari kharidiye aur chaar payee free payiye?
03:13Hamare yaha se soap kharidiye aur ek paani ki bucket free le jayiye.
03:17Oye, ek palti free?
03:19Nani, har paper mein toh sale hi ke baare mein likha hua hai.
03:22Jiya, iska matlab hai ke har taraf yahi sab chal raha hai.
03:26Hmm, idea. Hum bhi lagayenge sale.
03:30Acha, toh yeh baat hai. Chal chal.
03:34Hum bhi ek se badkar ek cheezein produce karenge,
03:37toh hum ka sale lagayenge aur funds kata karenge.
03:39Mise sale mein young logon ke liye kaafi saara samaan hona chahiye.
03:43Kyuki yeh zamana hamara hai.
03:45Hum young logon ko kya kya cheezein pasand hai.
03:47Fashionable kapde, jewellery, make-up.
03:50Correct.
03:51Trim, bring, surveilling, bhoot, bhabhi, shiv, artimaan, badling,
03:54jaadu apna chala di, fashion ki del laga di.
04:01Bachay, bachay.
04:04Jiya didi, jiya didi.
04:06Yeh awas toh jiya didi ki hai,
04:08toh jiya didi kaha?
04:10Kahin meri kaan toh nahi badle?
04:12Arre nahi bebo, main yahi hoon.
04:14Mere saanch hoon rukh rahe hain.
04:15Please majhe bachao.
04:17Acha, yeh lo.
04:18Trim, bring, surveilling, bhoot, bhabhi, shiv, artimaan, badling,
04:21yeh mountain hat jaye, jiya didi pat jaye.
04:26Oh my god, thank you bebo.
04:28Are?
04:29Lekin yeh kya kya tumne saara samaan kyu kaaf kar diya?
04:32Aapko bataya.
04:33Kyun?
04:34Nahi bachana chahiye tha?
04:36Nahi nahi bachana chahiye tha,
04:37lekin maine wo saara samaan charity sale ke liye mangaya tha.
04:40Tumne wo saab gayab kar diya.
04:41Acha?
04:42Toh kuch aa jaayenge.
04:43Trim, bring, surveilling, bhoot, bhabhi, shiv, artimaan, badling,
04:46yeh jiya didi ko buy, wo sab kuch nahi aa jaye.
04:51Aapi, main bhi jai bhaiya ke liye kuch karna chahati hoon.
04:54Acha?
04:55Toh tum sale mein kya rakhogi?
04:57Main?
04:58Main kya rakhoge?
05:02Yes!
05:04Yes!
05:10Yes!
05:14Yes!
05:20Yes!
05:26Didi, yeh saab tere Pakistan ka samaan hai.
05:29Yeh main jai bhaiya ke charity ke liye rakhonege.
05:32Tum bahot pyaari ho, Bebo.
05:33Chalo, ab yeh saara samaan nani ke paas le chale.
05:36Lekar kaun jayega?
05:37Isse aaj hi pata dete.
05:41Very good.
05:42Ab dekho, saara samaan toh aa gaya hai.
05:44Jiya ne saare western kapde jama ke,
05:46aur maine saare Indian.
05:47Jaise ki saari, Punjabi suit.
05:49Lekin nani, yeh toh aise par hai,
05:51jaise kisi kamari ki dukan ka samaan.
05:53Humein isse arrange karna hi hoga.
05:55Hmm.
05:56Aur in sab par keemot bhi toh likhni hogi.
05:58Haan, haan, toh abhi lo.
06:00Shrink, bring, stervaling, good,
06:02Bhuveshavar, kmaan badling.
06:03Aise macha de dhoom, yeh ghar ban jaye.
06:06Showroom.
06:09Wow!
06:10Itne saare kapde?
06:11Nani, mera mann kar raha hai ki
06:13ek do dresses main apne liye le lo.
06:15Yeh jiya, yeh sale haman le thodi hai.
06:17Yeh sale toh janta ke liye hai.
06:19This is Malhotra's Zampa Sale.
06:21Zampa maan, teet maan ki daas hai.
06:23Main yeh idea accha hai na,
06:25naan podhonsiyon ki ghar se maar ki laayi.
06:27Dekhna humari jo sale hogi na,
06:29super ek hogi.
06:31Mummy, kya hawa bhi dikhti hai?
06:33Oye putal, tu hai jara.
06:35Oye putal, tu kaisi peki peki baati kar raha hai?
06:38Oye, tere dimaan toh theek hai?
06:40Tujhe ke chot-chot toh nahi lagi?
06:42Arey, nahi mummy ji.
06:43Hamare ghar mein hawa ki laahu kuch hai hi nahi.
06:45Toh hum bhechenge kya?
06:47Oye, bebgus.
06:48Wo toh main podhonsiyon ki ghar se maar ki laa hogi na,
06:50bhechne ke liye.
06:52No, no, no, aunty.
06:53Aap aise karne ki, aapko koi zarurat nahi hai.
06:56Main sab podhon ka samaan lekar aa rahi hain.
06:58Aam mein rag do.
06:59Oye.
07:01Oye, pet.
07:02Oye, tu toh great hai.
07:04Oye, subhe gharne ke dupair,
07:06main podhon ki samaan lekar bhi aate.
07:08Oye, tu ne kuch shotgun idea doon nahi hai kya?
07:10Arey, nahi, nahi, aunty.
07:11Yeh sab toh maine yahi se kharida hai.
07:13Sabse mehngi dikaan se.
07:14Arey, babre.
07:15Phir toh nuksaan ho dega.
07:17Lekin Jiya aur Malhotra family se toh jeet jaayenge.
07:20Oye, pet, tu toh mere duplik hai,
07:22ka ek number ki duplik hai.
07:24Exactly, aunty.
07:25Aapne bekul theek kaha.
07:26Pata hai, hum Indians ko imported samaan bahut accha lagta hai.
07:30Ab dekhna, humare yaha ka imported samaan,
07:33Jiya ki ghar ke Indian samaan ko kaise harata hai.
07:36Sale, sale, sale.
07:38Malhotra ki bumper sale.
07:40Humare yaha aayiye aur accha samaan saste damon par payiye.
07:43Humare yaha par jo bhi shopping karega,
07:45wo yehi kahega,
07:46ke yeh dil maange more.
07:48Unki mat suniye,
07:49banna ho jaayenge,
07:50bore.
07:51Humare yaha hai imported sale.
07:53Accha business shuru kiya nahi,
07:55ke competitors already kade ho gaye.
07:57Humare yaha jo aayega,
07:59American banke jaayega.
08:00Imported samaan,
08:01ab India ke range mein,
08:03phir tube ho jaye,
08:04parose ki gate mein.
08:05Lagao, lagao, aur zor lagao,
08:07yeh Malhotra ka sale hai,
08:09haarega nahi.
08:10East or West,
08:11India is the best.
08:12Humare yaha aayiye,
08:13Malhotra ke ghar mein,
08:14sabse badi sale.
08:16Malhotra house jo jaayega,
08:18bahut hi bachtaayega.
08:19Humare yaha ka sale aisa,
08:21ki yeh chul chuke,
08:22hoda shuro de.
08:23Humari sale,
08:24sabse achi,
08:25sabse,
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10:46Look at this. Imported dress made in USA.
10:50And look at this. Imported jeans made in Hong Kong.
10:55And imported slippers made in Australia.
10:59But we don't want all this.
11:01No problem. Take this doll.
11:03And these spectacles are very expensive.
11:06I had to work very hard to get them.
11:08Really? These goggles look nice.
11:11Mummy, mummy, I want that doll.
11:14And what about the loan?
11:17What's the need for that? We have a doll at home.
11:19No mummy, I want this doll.
11:21Okay, okay. This doll is not bad either.
11:25What's this? She slapped me.
11:27I don't want this doll. She's not good.
11:36Oh, crap! We don't want anything.
11:38We don't want to buy anything.
11:39Everything is imported here.
11:40Listen, everything is imported here, not imported.
11:43Listen!
11:47Granny, congratulations. We have our first customers.
11:51Oh, I pray to God that their bank balance is so big
11:55that they take a lot of things from our sales.
11:57Let's go.
11:58Come, come. Please, come.
12:00Come.
12:03You have to buy a sari, right?
12:05Look at this. I think this sari will look good on you.
12:08And I think if you wear this, you'll be ten years younger.
12:12That means, madam, if I buy three such saris,
12:15then I'll be thirty years younger.
12:18Then there will be a problem.
12:19You'll be one year younger and then you won't be able to wear a sari.
12:23By the way, what's the price?
12:25250.
12:27450 only.
12:28250 rupees only?
12:30Darling, it's very reasonable.
12:32Take it.
12:33Please.
12:35Hey, this sari is ours, right?
12:37It's only 200 rupees.
12:40You are our precious customers.
12:42We can't give you a discount of 50 rupees.
12:44You can buy this sari for 200 rupees.
12:46Oh, God.
12:47Only a discount of 50 rupees?
12:48You come with me.
12:49I'll give you a discount of 100 rupees.
12:52A discount of 100 rupees for a 200 rupee sari?
12:54Wow.
12:55Amazing.
12:56Darling, we'll buy a sari from her.
12:58At least we'll save 100 rupees.
13:00Right.
13:01Okay, then.
13:02You can buy a sari from her.
13:03You can give us some jewelry.
13:05Come, come.
13:06Come.
13:10Look at this ring.
13:11You won't find such a ring anywhere else in the city.
13:14This is a special Paristani ring.
13:16Paristani?
13:17Yes.
13:18It means that you'll look like an angel wearing this.
13:23Darling, this ring is very beautiful.
13:25It'll look even more beautiful in your hands.
13:27There's so much love in both of them, right?
13:29Take this.
13:34What happened to both of them?
13:36How do they look?
13:37Absolutely stupid.
13:39I wasn't going to marry you.
13:41My mother forced me to marry you.
13:43Naseer, try to understand.
13:44You met me.
13:45Otherwise, you would've been a bachelor.
13:47It would've been better if I was a bachelor.
13:48At least, I would've been happy.
13:50What happened to them?
13:51They're fine now.
13:52Why are they fighting now?
13:55Grandma, this is the ring that changes your mood.
13:59That's why.
14:00They just fell in love.
14:01Why are they fighting now?
14:02Grandma, do something about them.
14:03Otherwise, they'll get a divorce here.
14:05Let this ring get fixed.
14:06They'll fall in love again.
14:11What are you doing?
14:13Why were they fighting?
14:14Their things are not only expensive,
14:16they're also unlucky.
14:18Come with me.
14:19I'll show you great things in my house.
14:22Let's go.
14:23Calm down, grandma.
14:24He's taking our customers.
14:26He's a junior.
14:27I'm a senior.
14:28Grandma, we had decided
14:30that we won't use magic on our customers.
14:33But you...
14:35Grandma, no means no.
14:36So what if grandma can't go?
14:38But I can go.
14:42Welcome.
14:43Welcome to our house.
14:45Let's go, son.
14:46Let's welcome them.
14:50Hey, stop it.
14:51We're brothers.
14:52We have a solution for this too.
14:54We have Junjana Khan's made in Madras.
14:58What?
14:59I mean, made in Mumbai.
15:01I'll show you a few things.
15:06How much does it cost to fight Malhotra?
15:09You'll know.
15:10Excuse me, madam.
15:11Look at this.
15:12This is an imported cold cream.
15:14If you apply this and sit in the fridge,
15:16you won't feel cold.
15:18What did you say?
15:19Wait.
15:20I'll show you this multi-purpose bangles.
15:24You can wear this anywhere.
15:26On your nose, ears, neck, arms, anywhere.
15:30And sir, look at this.
15:32This is a mouth freshener chewing gum.
15:34If you chew this, you'll feel so fresh
15:37that you'll start dancing like Hrithik.
15:39And you'll start farting like Sunny.
15:43I'm sure you'll try it.
15:45Yes, try it.
15:46I'm not trying it at all.
15:47I'm not trying it.
15:48Do something that will get rid of the pain.
15:53Hey, you're sleeping with such black and white teeth.
15:57What?
15:58And your teeth?
16:00How did your teeth come out?
16:01What are you saying?
16:04How did this happen?
16:05How do I know how it happened?
16:07I don't even know how it happened.
16:10Oh, God.
16:11Help me.
16:12I think the cream and chewing gum
16:15have side effects.
16:17Yes, side effects.
16:19You know, right?
16:20Nowadays, everything has side effects.
16:22Like sugar.
16:23Sugar has a side effect.
16:24Diabetes.
16:25Yes, and chicken has a side effect, right?
16:28Look.
16:29I don't want any side effects.
16:30Okay, sir.
16:35You guys have become normal.
16:37You guys have become completely fine.
16:39See?
16:40The side effect has gone away.
16:42Do you want me to pack your stuff?
16:44No, let it be.
16:45Otherwise, we'll have to pack up.
16:47I told you not to go shopping, didn't I?
16:49But you don't listen.
16:51Let's go.
16:52Wait.
16:53Wait.
16:55Oh, no.
16:56Calm down.
16:58Shanti, did you understand anything?
17:00What happened?
17:01I understood so much
17:02that I had a bad dream.
17:04Pam, to get customers,
17:06you'll have to do something.
17:08This is called
17:10going to the enemy's house
17:12and defeating him.
17:15Bebo, what you did was good.
17:18It was important to teach Shanti a lesson.
17:20And if you want to teach me another lesson,
17:22tell me.
17:23I have such magical peanuts
17:25that when you eat it,
17:27you become fat like an elephant
17:29and your nose becomes long like a drum.
17:33No need.
17:34What you did is enough.
17:36Besides, it's not necessary to bring the whole army
17:38to kill an ant.
17:39Pack this.
17:40How much?
17:41Rs. 250.
17:44Thank you.
17:45Have a nice day.
17:46Thank you, ma'am.
17:49What are you doing, Jia?
17:50Are we in profit or not?
17:51No, grandma.
17:52So far, only Rs. 500 has been sold.
17:55We won't even get that much.
17:56Why?
17:57Is Shanti troubling our business?
17:59Not Shanti.
18:00It's Shanti Aunty.
18:01She announced that whoever comes to her sale,
18:03she'll give them free lunch.
18:05And everyone is going there.
18:07Oh, I see.
18:08Then do one thing.
18:09You also go there and announce
18:11that whoever comes to us,
18:12we'll give free cold drinks along with our lunch.
18:15But grandma, this is wrong.
18:17This is not wrong.
18:18This is a business strategy, my dear.
18:20Here you go.
18:21Eat the paratha.
18:22And take the Paris perfume.
18:25Yes, come, come.
18:26You also eat the jalebi.
18:28And take the Japanese DVD.
18:30Eat, eat, eat.
18:32Eat a lot.
18:34Listen, listen, listen.
18:35Here you get free lunch along with the purchase.
18:38In our shop, along with lunch,
18:39you also get free cold drinks.
18:41So hurry up, friends.
18:42The offer for the free cold drinks is over.
18:44Hurry up.
18:45Come on.
18:49Oh, no.
18:51Drink the cold drinks and shop.
18:53Whatever happens, shop.
18:55Enjoy.
18:56Let go of your worries.
18:57Let go of the thirst for shopping.
18:58All the rest is nonsense.
19:00Shopping is only because
19:02it's a matter of comfort.
19:04This is shopping, friends.
19:06Cold, cold, cold, cold.
19:13Sabarwal family has brought a special offer for you.
19:16Whoever shops in our house,
19:18will get a 50% discount.
19:23Okay, grandma.
19:25I'll leave now.
19:29Grandma, what will we do now?
19:31We'll also do something.
19:33Jaya, go and announce there
19:35that whoever shops here,
19:37will get a 75% discount.
19:39Okay, grandma.
19:40Eat, eat.
19:41Listen, listen, listen.
19:43Sabarwal is giving a good offer.
19:45Malhotras.
19:46You'll get a 75% discount on everything.
19:50Oh, no, no, no, no.
19:55If the Malhotra family
19:57is giving you a 75% discount,
19:59then my family will give you
20:01a 90% discount.
20:03Yay!
20:05Come on, hurry up.
20:07Let's go to my house.
20:09I'm giving you a 90% discount
20:11and you're still standing here?
20:13I'm giving you a 90% discount.
20:15I'm giving you a 90% discount.
20:17I'm giving you a 90% discount.
20:19Come on, let's go.
20:21From here to there,
20:23I've lost 2 kgs.
20:25We're waiting for Malhotra's offer.
20:27Malhotra's offer is
20:2995%.
20:31Yay!
20:33One minute, one minute.
20:35One minute?
20:37Will you give a 100% discount?
20:39I won't just give a 100% discount.
20:41I'll also give you
20:43free household items
20:45for free shopping.
20:48Let's go, let's go.
20:50There's only one way now.
20:52We should cast a spell
20:54and buy a lot of things
20:56and give the same offer.
20:58No, granny.
21:00Then it'll be cheating
21:02because we won't sell anything
21:04and give everything for free.
21:06But then Bittu will take the award
21:08for best efforts in raising money
21:10for charity.
21:12It's okay, granny.
21:14What's the use of such charity
21:17Did I say something wrong?
21:19No, dear.
21:21You opened my eyes.
21:23I was so eager to take revenge
21:25that I lost my mind.
21:27We're very proud of you, Jain.
21:29After all, he's her brother.
21:33Granny!
21:35Yes, sister?
21:37Hurry up.
21:39A surprise is waiting for you.
21:41Surprise?
21:43What surprise?
21:45Really?
21:47Look at this, Jaya.
21:49Jai has won this award
21:51for best efforts in raising money.
21:53Really?
21:55Very good, Jai.
21:57Come on, three cheers for the Manhotra family.
21:59Hip hip...
22:01Hooray!
22:03Hip hip...
22:05Hooray!
22:07Bittu had deposited more money than me
22:09but when the principal found out
22:11that he had chosen the wrong path
22:14But how did your principal find out
22:16that Bittu had cheated?
22:18Because the principal's husband
22:20came to the fair yesterday
22:22and he saw everything
22:24and told the principal.
22:26So, kids, what does this mean?
22:28Truth always wins.
22:30Granny, can I come in?
22:32You've already come in.
22:34By the way, what have you come to ask for?
22:36Jai's certificate or the award?
22:38No, granny, I don't want this.
22:40I want this.
22:42You see, granny,
22:44yesterday, to get ahead of you,
22:46I gave away all the things
22:48in my house,
22:50kitchen, TV, fridge,
22:52washing machine, microwave
22:54and all the curtains
22:56for free.
22:58Now, there's nothing left in my house.
23:00So, you're asking me
23:02to give away all the things
23:04in your house?
23:06Yes, that's right.
23:08What?
23:10Jai!
23:40Jai!