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00:00Long bros. My name is PewDiePie.
00:04What's going on? Alright, we're here.
00:06I don't even know where here is, but...
00:08We're in this freaking Back Forge Castle version 2. Alright.
00:12And now... Wow, the last episode...
00:15That was... That was something. Alright, I'm just gonna...
00:18Ah, there's nothing here, really.
00:20You barrels! I fucking hate you, you barrels!
00:23Get... Get out of my house, barrels!
00:25You too, Mr. Chair. No, you can stay, Mr. Chair. You're cool.
00:27Thanks, Petty. You're a true brah.
00:29You know, I didn't talk to those barrels or anything.
00:32Just so you know. Like, I'm not a traitor or anything.
00:34Yeah, I trust you.
00:36Barrels, get the... Ah, boxes? You ruined my life, too.
00:38What are you doing on my staircase, box? Alright.
00:41Okay. I'm not sure where I'm gonna go, actually.
00:45Not sure at all.
00:47I know. I know. We forgot...
00:49Hello, buddy. How you doing, brah?
00:51That's a good day. Huh.
00:53What is this? Thin the boxes.
00:55Nah, nah, nah, nah. Where is the line?
00:58I spit all over my screen, but...
01:04Get out of here.
01:06Goddamn traitor barrels.
01:08I hate them.
01:10Okay, where... Where the fuck am I?
01:12Can I go here?
01:14No, I mean, I can, but I don't wanna.
01:16This is a... Let's recap.
01:18Where the fuck am I going?
01:20I have a crowbar now, though.
01:22My only exit is locked.
01:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, I get it.
01:26I get it. I had a crowbar.
01:28Doors and windows shut probably weren't a great force of plan.
01:31Alright, I get it. I get it.
01:33Alright, let's do an MLG jump.
01:35Let's do the MLG jump.
01:38Okay, let's try the MLG.
01:41Didn't work.
01:43Okay, I don't think we're gonna go back there, actually.
01:45But, alright.
01:47Goddamn, it's so dark.
01:49What are you doing here?
01:52You were hiding from me, weren't you, Mr...
01:55Okay.
01:58Apparently there's a locked door that I can open,
02:00but I am not sure where it is.
02:02There's barrels everywhere.
02:04Why are they hiding? Why are we hiding?
02:06Alright.
02:08Where's the door?
02:10Where's the door, buddy?
02:12Stupid barrels.
02:14No, but seriously, I pick up the crowbar here,
02:16so that means I've got a...
02:18Hello, Mr. Chair. Hello, Penny.
02:20You know, I know where the place is.
02:22I'm not gonna tell you.
02:24Why not?
02:26Because I'm Mr. Chair. That's what I do.
02:28I'm serious and shit.
02:30Okay, fine.
02:32He's dying.
02:34No, he's not. He didn't say shit.
02:36What are you talking about, Daniel?
02:38Goddamn it, dude. Don't put that in your bra.
02:40Alright, fine. I'm scared. Fine.
02:42I'm so confused.
02:44I don't understand.
02:46The door's welded shut. Probably won't open in a second.
02:48Which door? I don't understand.
02:50Oh! Oh!
02:52Oh, I know. I know.
02:54I know. I need Mr. Box.
02:56Hello, Penny. Do you need me after all?
02:58Really, Mr. Box? Whatever.
03:00Whatever.
03:02I'm gonna put you here, buddy.
03:04And stay, motherfucker.
03:06I told you to stay, motherfucker.
03:08Alright.
03:10No.
03:12Ooh, that was good.
03:14That was damn good.
03:16Alright. Let's go back.
03:18Ooh.
03:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
03:22Sanity potion.
03:24Oh, bro! Bro, he's going after me!
03:26No!
03:28Crow! No time for breakdowns, buddy!
03:30Get up! Get up!
03:32Oh! Oh! Oh!
03:34Crow! Crow! Crow!
03:36Oh, it was Pooper.
03:38Bug, he's always got
03:40a breakdown. Always got a breakdown.
03:42Where's my crowbar gone? Oh, there we go.
03:44Alright.
03:46Fuck yeah! Yeah!
03:48Alright.
03:50What was that?
03:52That is
03:54my sanity potion. Thank you very much.
03:56Alright.
03:58I'm gonna close the door. I don't even know where I got there.
04:00I got nothing from that place.
04:04This is stupid statues.
04:06I don't trust you. Where's Stefano?
04:08Barrels
04:10everywhere. You disgust me.
04:12I detest you.
04:14I detest you.
04:16Alright, maybe now we can actually go here.
04:18Hopefully. Nope.
04:20We couldn't. That's great.
04:22I feel good. I feel good about that.
04:28Yeah, but I got the freaking crowbars.
04:30What do you want from me?
04:32I'm obviously missing something.
04:34I don't know
04:36what I'm missing. I don't need it.
04:38I'm quite fucking honest.
04:40I don't need it.
04:42Maybe I missed something here. I don't know.
04:44Do I have a lot of oil? Nope. I don't.
04:46Fucking great.
04:48Alright, box.
04:50Tell me where it is. Is this a pot?
04:52Come here!
04:54Don't you break yourself.
04:56Is this? Is he a Mr. Jesus?
04:58That wasn't even Jesus.
05:00Jesus Christ. That wasn't even Jesus.
05:02Break shit.
05:04I gotta break all this shit.
05:06Break stuff. That's what you get.
05:08That is the thing
05:10that I need. I don't understand.
05:14Anyone here?
05:16Hello?
05:18Hello? No?
05:20Where's the thing?
05:22Tell me.
05:24Tell me.
05:26I won't tell you anything, pity.
05:28I won't tell you anything.
05:30You can do it.
05:32Okay.
05:34No, but seriously though.
05:36Come on. I got back.
05:38I get back.
05:40I get back.
05:42I get back to where you once belonged.
05:44Get back.
05:46Get back.
05:48Get back to where you don't belong.
05:50Yeah!
05:52Hello, pity.
05:54You're back? Alright, shut up.
05:56What do you want from me?
05:58What am I missing?
06:00No.
06:02It's impossible. I don't get it.
06:04I don't get it.
06:06I don't get it.
06:08Fine. I'll go back.
06:10Once again. Jesus Christ.
06:12I'm out of oil. This is bad.
06:14Alright. Fine.
06:16Use this box.
06:18Jump. And jump!
06:20Yes!
06:22Man, that was awesome.
06:24Oh god, it's so dark.
06:26Alright.
06:28Fine. I got this.
06:30I mean, I had worse days.
06:32Let's just go here then, I guess.
06:34Hello!
06:36This is what we started.
06:40Maybe I missed something here. I don't even know anymore.
06:44You barrels! Stop doing that.
06:48Some oil would be fucking great right now.
06:52Mr. Carpet!
06:54What are you doing?
06:56Mr. Carpet!
06:58Why aren't you talking to me? I don't get it.
07:00What do I do? I can't go here.
07:02I don't understand.
07:04I really, really, really, really, really,
07:06really, really, really,
07:08really, really,
07:10really don't understand.
07:12What am I doing here?
07:14Why am I back in the beginning?
07:16I don't get it.
07:18I really don't.
07:20I want to cry.
07:22They don't untrust themselves.
07:24Everything is wrong.
07:26I don't even know.
07:28Come on.
07:30I'm an idiot.
07:32I'm an idiot. I can't believe I missed this.
07:34Alright, you just gotta move the freaking table.
07:36Ah, so strong.
07:38It was you barrel.
07:40It was you barrel, I knew it.
07:42Now we go, that's the key.
07:44That's the key that we were looking for.
07:46Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee,
07:48wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
07:50That seriously kills my voice to say that.
07:52Try and say that.
07:54Goddamn barrels.
07:56Alright.
07:58So next, try and go
08:00here.
08:02I don't trust this room.
08:04Oh, look at this.
08:06This is pretty.
08:08Okay, tinderbox for me.
08:10This is you gonna have.
08:12Oh, Mr. Carpet, can you do it?
08:14Okay, Mr. Chair.
08:20I'm picking it up.
08:22Mr. Chair won't activate it.
08:24Okay, I'm gonna try it.
08:26Chair won't activate it.
08:30Chair, Mr. Chair, I don't think it's working.
08:32It's working!
08:34Just be quiet, Petey.
08:36Chair won't.
08:38Holy shit, chair won't work.
08:40I gotta lie.
08:42I told you, Petey.
08:44I freaking told you a million times, but you never listened.
08:46And now what you did?
08:48It worked.
08:50Aren't you happy?
08:52We can be bros forever now, Petey.
08:54We can just be like, chair won't activate it.
08:56Over the rainbow, over the sky.
08:58Alright.
09:00I don't care.
09:02Wait, why did I pick up?
09:04I forgot the lever.
09:06Pull the lever.
09:08No, that's the other one.
09:10There we go.
09:12Alright.
09:14Maybe now I can go.
09:16I still can't go.
09:18Did I find a secret exit?
09:20I didn't even...
09:22I was here all along, and you were like, oh, I'm gonna go over here.
09:24No, I was here, I was like,
09:26Petey! Petey, it's over here!
09:28But no, you don't listen.
09:30Let's go to map number two.
09:32Up my bedroom.
09:34What happens in the bedroom stays in there.
09:38I'm hilarious.
09:40Jesus Christ.
09:42Alright.
09:48Who put this here?
09:50What are you doing?
09:52What is this? I don't understand.
09:54Where's Stefano?
09:56It's a bad time he shows up.
09:58Oh, you're not Stefano, aren't you?
10:00Okay. Wait, I thought I saw a tin box.
10:02That's mine.
10:04I claim that shit.
10:06And I claim that shit too.
10:08Red, I don't care.
10:10I don't care.
10:12No, where's Stefano?
10:14He should be here.
10:16Wait, let's just loot this.
10:18Before we do something.
10:20No, open, bro.
10:22Bro.
10:26Alright.
10:28Fine, I don't care.
10:32Jesus, where's Stefano?
10:34I won't tell you.
10:36Jesus Christ, where's Stefano?
10:38Where's Stefano?
10:40I don't get it.
10:42I don't get it.
10:44Stop being locked.
10:46Did you lock that, Mr. Sheriff?
10:48Okay.
10:50That's a bone. That's a damn fine bone.
10:54Super fast looting mode.
10:56There we go.
11:00I need to find a key.
11:02I hate finding keys.
11:04It's so boring.
11:06I hate finding keys everywhere.
11:08Find key here, find key there.
11:10I don't even know anymore.
11:12Maybe under the piano.
11:14No, it's not there.
11:16Who touched my wall?
11:18I didn't do that.
11:22No, nothing in the bookshelves.
11:24And where's the freaking key?
11:28I have no luck finding shit today.
11:30I mean, why won't you open?
11:32Come back.
11:36Come back.
11:40Okay, let's touch it without burning our fingers.
11:44Oh yeah, I got it.
11:46Jesus Christ, it's hot.
11:50Come on.
11:52I have no luck today.
11:54Alright.
11:56That one.
11:58Wait, maybe it's for the stupid drawer.
12:00No.
12:02Not you either.
12:04Maybe it's for the stupid Mr. Sherlock.
12:06I don't know.
12:12Yep, there we go.
12:14Yay, I did it.
12:16Scully, are you hiding here?
12:18There's nothing to see here, I promise.
12:20You can go back.
12:22Are you hiding something from me?
12:24What is that?
12:26That was that?
12:28I have no idea.
12:30A short key.
12:32Ah, whatever.
12:34Oh, bro!
12:36No!
12:38I didn't do anything.
12:40I just went here and I was like, I'm gonna open this chest.
12:44Okay, we got a copper key.
12:46Hello?
12:48Anyone in here?
12:50Okay.
12:52Alright, let's just go here.
12:54Let's just go.
12:56I'm so pumped.
12:58Hello?
13:00Refill my oil.
13:02It's locked.
13:04Alright, no problem.
13:06Who's there?
13:08Yes!
13:10Hello, Speedy.
13:12I waited a long time for you.
13:30No!
13:32No!
13:34Take it!
13:36Get out!