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00:00How's it going, bros?
00:02How's it going, bros? I'm Stefano.
00:04Finally you're here, PewDiePie.
00:06Seriously. I waited so long.
00:08You're not doing anything. You're not even
00:10Golden Edition, Stefano.
00:12What did you say? Look what you did.
00:14Look what you did, PewDie. Now what are you gonna do?
00:16I'm not even gonna tell you what to do.
00:18You're so screwed.
00:20Alright.
00:22I have a hat, but I seriously want that oil.
00:24Oh god, I'm so insane. Alright.
00:26Stefano!
00:28Share more, PewDiePie. Okay, fine.
00:30I get the feeling he sees you, though.
00:32What the fuck is he doing?
00:34He can't get in here. Don't worry.
00:36Okay.
00:38Oh, it's the bell.
00:40Oh, fuck. The question is how the fuck...
00:42Bro! Bro! Bro!
00:44Stefano, please talk to him.
00:46Okay, okay. I'm with PewDie.
00:48I know you hate them,
00:50but we're just gonna go.
00:52Okay.
00:54I don't... Okay.
00:56Okay, okay. I get it.
00:58I get it. I kissed your girlfriend just once,
01:00but I know...
01:02I'm pissed.
01:04I would be pissed off, too.
01:06Okay.
01:08Stefano.
01:10Left, PewDiePie!
01:12In here, close the door!
01:14There is everywhere!
01:16I...
01:18I...
01:20I...
01:22I...
01:24I didn't think it was gonna be so close.
01:26I...
01:28I...
01:30I...
01:32I...
01:34I...
01:36I...
01:38I...
01:40I...
01:42I...
01:44I...
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01:52I...
01:54I...
01:56I...
01:58I...
02:02I...
02:04I...
02:06I...
02:08I...
02:10I...
02:12I hate this background noise.
02:14What are you doing here?
02:16What are you doing here?
02:18You think you're tough? No?
02:20Alright.
02:22I get the feeling I missed something.
02:24There's so much shit in here.
02:26Fine! Let's just go.
02:28Where's Stefano?
02:30Oh, yes. Jesus Christ, PewDiePie.
02:32You have a memory of a flicking goldfish.
02:34Okay.
02:36Ignore the bells. Just focus.
02:38Okay, just focus.
02:40Oh, what is he doing here?
02:42Stefano.
02:44I hate you.
02:46Okay, fine.
02:48Don't be rude, Stefano.
02:50Seriously, though.
02:52Okay, I...
02:54Okay.
02:56Nothing in barrels.
02:58This is focus.
03:00Goddamn barrels.
03:04Okay, this way.
03:06But be fucking careful.
03:08Jesus Christ.
03:10Don't talk to Mr. Chair. He's a traitor. I don't trust him.
03:12Scully?
03:14What are you doing here with Mr. Chair?
03:16We were just talking.
03:18We're friends. Is that a problem?
03:20We can't be friends?
03:22Just because we're different people doesn't mean we can't be friends?
03:24You think I'm only friends with chairs?
03:26Look, we play like this.
03:28Look.
03:30Okay.
03:32I miss Piggy. I miss him a lot.
03:34If I find Piggy in this playthrough...
03:36Oh, not again.
03:38What did I just follow?
03:40Chair mode.
03:42Chair mode activated.
03:44Boop.
03:46It doesn't work!
03:48Stefano!
03:50Okay.
03:54Chair mode.
03:56Chair mode, Piggy.
03:58Just be fucking quiet.
04:00Stop spinning me.
04:02Just be real fucking quiet.
04:06Okay.
04:08I think it's good, Piggy.
04:10You're fucking scared, Piggy.
04:12Chair mode activated.
04:14How the fuck does he find me?
04:16I don't get it.
04:18Stefano, I'm just kidding. Where are you?
04:22Okay. I'm sorry, Stefano.
04:24I'm really fucking sorry.
04:28Please don't find me.
04:36Oh.
04:42Why do you make noises, Piggy?
04:44Are you fucking...
04:46Do you want to die?
04:48You're so screwed now.
04:50You're so...
04:52Come on, Mr. Chair!
05:00This is difficult.
05:02They're everywhere.
05:04Is that Stefano?
05:06Oh, my God.
05:08Oh, my God.
05:10Where is he?
05:12Where is that crazy son of a bitch?
05:14Oh, good.
05:16Perfect.
05:18I'm happy for you, bro.
05:20Okay.
05:22Where is Stefano?
05:24Stefano.
05:26Wait.
05:28I ran.
05:30He got me here.
05:32Where is that Stefano?
05:34Come here, Stefano.
05:36Mr. Chair, help me find Stefano.
05:38Touching the floor.
05:40I touched something.
05:42Was that Stefano?
05:44Yes.
05:46All right.
05:48Not again.
05:50This is one fight.
05:52Bad fucking idea.
05:54What am I going to do?
05:56No.
05:58Please.
06:00Just be quiet, PD.
06:02Don't make noises.
06:04I tell you all the fucking time.
06:06Just be fucking quiet.
06:08And everything will be okay.
06:10Okay?
06:12That's why I listen for Charmode, you know?
06:14It's because you don't fucking make noise at home.
06:16But what do you do?
06:18The opposite.
06:20You deserve to die.
06:22You were so close to do it again.
06:26Is he just going to stay there?
06:28I don't get it.
06:32Hello?
06:34Okay.
06:38Don't look at him.
06:40Okay. Good.
06:42Good, good.
06:44Now the door is open. The safe is clear.
06:46Not really, but whatever.
06:48All right. Fine.
06:50Fine.
06:52Fine, we can go.
06:54Hello?
06:56Charmode activated, PD.
06:58Don't talk to me.
07:00All right. Fine.
07:02Okay.
07:04I'm just going to put Stefano down there.
07:06And we're going to go in here.
07:08Why does the door freaking...
07:10Oh, it doesn't work.
07:12All right. Whatever.
07:14Let's go here. This way, left.
07:16Of course. Why would you go right? Seriously, though.
07:18Jesus Christ, you stupid something.
07:20No. No, Stefano.
07:22I don't want to go in here with you in there.
07:24Oh, pity.
07:26Be brave.
07:28Do it for me, all right?
07:30We will find each other again on the other side.
07:32All right. Let's just go.
07:36I can't even go there, so that was kind of anticlimactic.
07:40Okay.
07:42Whatever.
07:44I don't even know anymore.
07:46Don't run away from me.
07:50Where is he? Oh, there he is.
07:52All right. I'm just going to put him at a safe spot or something.
07:54I don't know. Put you there, buddy.
07:56While I go and loot shit.
08:00This door has to open.
08:02Don't fuck with me, door.
08:04Come, Mr. Chair.
08:06You master pity?
08:08You master pity, huh?
08:10Go!
08:12It didn't work, pity. I'm sorry.
08:14All right.
08:16No, but seriously, though. Why can I go here?
08:18I have everything, right?
08:20I don't know if the floor or anything is locked.
08:26I don't like this door.
08:28It feels the presence of someone on the other side.
08:30No, that makes no sense.
08:34I don't know.
08:38This door has to open. It's the only door.
08:42Ay, caramba.
08:44What are you doing?
08:46Maybe there's something different here.
08:48I don't know.
08:50It makes no sense, but whatever.
08:52I don't even know anymore.
08:54Oh, look. A tinderbox.
08:56A key somewhere?
09:00Wee! Books. I love books.
09:02What are you doing?
09:04Get in the way.
09:08Wait, there's a door here?
09:10No, there's no doors.
09:12Why is there never any doors?
09:14I don't understand.
09:16What am I missing?
09:18I don't know.
09:20Pity.
09:22Seriously, focus.
09:26All right, I think I'm gonna end it here, because I really don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
09:32Like and favorite, and all that kind of stuff,
09:34and I'll see you tomorrow, all right?
09:36Me and Stefano will be back, and then we will know what the fuck we're doing.
09:38Okay?
09:40Good? That sounds good. Is it okay with you?
09:42Okay, bye-bye.