Sam and Fordy run a credit card fraud scheme, but when they steal from the wrong man, they find themselves threatened by a sadistic gangster HD ( Action, Comedy, Crime, Drama )
Sam and Fordy run a credit card fraud scheme, but when they steal from the wrong man, they find themselves threatened by a sadistic gangster HD ( Action, Comedy, Crime, Drama )
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00:00:00Sorry to keep you, Mr. Barker.
00:00:02That's not a problem.
00:00:03So, I just need to run through a quick security check.
00:00:06Could you please tell me your mother's maiden name?
00:00:09Tilly.
00:00:10And your date of birth?
00:00:126th of July, 1962.
00:00:14Excellent.
00:00:15Mr. Barker, you've passed the security test.
00:00:17If I could just confirm your order with you
00:00:19before I put it through the system.
00:00:21Your number.
00:00:23So, you've placed an order for
00:00:25six limited edition 18-carat gold rings
00:00:28and four pendant white gold necklaces.
00:00:31Delivery will have to be made to the address
00:00:33that the card is registered to,
00:00:34so you'll have to be home to sign for the items.
00:00:36Of course.
00:00:37If you could deliver at 8 a.m. tomorrow,
00:00:39that would be great.
00:00:43You know, if you could actually grow stubble,
00:00:44you wouldn't have to wear that thing.
00:00:46I don't think so.
00:00:47I don't think so either.
00:00:49You know, if you could actually grow stubble,
00:00:50you wouldn't have to wear that thing.
00:00:52What, you think that puke star screw from my Vembrex
00:00:54counts as facial hair?
00:00:56Don't make me laugh.
00:01:06What, do I have to tell you to drive carefully?
00:01:08I need to study the paintwork on this thing.
00:01:10Go learn something.
00:01:11Better make some money.
00:01:1365 million years ago,
00:01:15a comet hit this planet with the power
00:01:17of a million Hiroshima bombs.
00:01:20It wiped out the dinosaurs,
00:01:22and from the ashes rose a whole new world order,
00:01:25a fitting metaphor for the global recession
00:01:28we still find ourselves in.
00:01:31When demand is so low for a prolonged period,
00:01:34a whole generation of educated and trained suppliers,
00:01:38that's you guys, by the way,
00:01:40may never work.
00:01:42Many of you will achieve good degrees,
00:01:44but never actually get the careers you want.
00:01:50Did you try these on?
00:01:52No.
00:01:53Well, how am I supposed to know if they're going to fit?
00:01:56Well, you can look at the label or buy them,
00:01:58even one, I'm not bothered.
00:01:59How much for the iPod dog?
00:02:01They're a hundred.
00:02:02Oh, yeah.
00:02:03Wait one second, Daniel.
00:02:05You're third year business studies.
00:02:07So what?
00:02:08What's it? Fucking Haggle Brother, that's what.
00:02:10Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:02:12So, what do I get for 60?
00:02:15Not one of those.
00:02:16Oh, come on, that's a good offer.
00:02:18Yeah, so I was a hundred before he stepped in.
00:02:2070 pounds, and I'll take the jeans as well.
00:02:2580, you buy the dock and he buys the jeans.
00:02:28Can I try them on first?
00:02:30Oh, fuck me, yeah, if you must.
00:02:33Jesus Christ.
00:02:35Has your mate got an aversion to underwear?
00:02:37Oh, dirty, I'm afraid.
00:02:41Mum's not down till the weekend,
00:02:43and I'll be fucked if I'm doing my own laundry.
00:02:54How goes it, Mr Yates?
00:02:56Good, thank you.
00:02:57How's it going?
00:03:00How goes it, Mr Yates?
00:03:02Good, thanks, Dion.
00:03:03How about you?
00:03:04Busy.
00:03:05Always busy.
00:03:07What do you need?
00:03:09I'll go for three.
00:03:11Listen, you know I spoke to my boss, yeah?
00:03:13Told him I've got much respect for you.
00:03:15America's, he might be able to put you to work.
00:03:18Always looking for people to open up new markets.
00:03:22The guy two rungs above me is pulling in like half a million a week.
00:03:26Cash in hand.
00:03:30Your boss.
00:03:32Tell him I'll think about it.
00:03:44Rafa.
00:03:45Rafa, quickly.
00:03:46Toilet's overflown again.
00:03:47Get a mop and a plastic bag.
00:03:49It's like Baghdad in there.
00:03:55We got a car.
00:03:58We got a customer.
00:04:00So?
00:04:01So, you don't know how to use the new till system yet, do you?
00:04:04I keep saying it.
00:04:06Until you can be bothered to learn this stuff,
00:04:08I serve the customers and you clean up what they leave behind.
00:04:16All right.
00:04:17Good.
00:04:19That'll be 65 pounds exactly then, boss.
00:04:21Anything else?
00:04:22Condoms.
00:04:24Ribbed.
00:04:26Lucky girl.
00:04:28So, you like Ferraris?
00:04:30Take another look.
00:04:31This is as close as you're ever going to get to one.
00:04:38See that girl out there that you're going to be using these on?
00:04:41She, like, personalised it for you.
00:04:43She's got it all figured out.
00:04:45See that girl out there that you're going to be using these on?
00:04:48She, like, personality and looks or just money?
00:04:50What do you think?
00:04:51She's all about the money, dickhead.
00:04:54Then why is it that she's chatting up the guy without the Ferrari?
00:05:13Showed him, eh, boss?
00:05:14Come back round here and fuck your face.
00:05:17Swipe the card.
00:05:19You got it.
00:05:20Actually...
00:05:22Chipping, chipping in now.
00:05:30And, er, that's you done then.
00:05:34Thank you so much.
00:05:38Good shift.
00:05:39Usual.
00:05:41Shit.
00:05:42While you guys are out having fun,
00:05:44I smell petrol fumes and deal with fucking wankers.
00:05:48I feel like taking it out on someone else.
00:06:01Evening, Chief.
00:06:02Good performance for a guy your age.
00:06:04Bad you're not stretched to a hotel room, though.
00:06:06Off you get, love.
00:06:07Can I leave now?
00:06:08Don't want to finish up here.
00:06:10You've seen Statham, right?
00:06:12Yeah, I have.
00:06:14Now, give me your wallet.
00:06:16Fuck you!
00:06:17You getting all this?
00:06:18In high definition, mate.
00:06:22Now, here's what you do.
00:06:25Write down your mother's maiden name,
00:06:27pin number and date of birth.
00:06:30Go fuck yourself.
00:06:31Yeah, this is 4G enabled, mate.
00:06:33I can have this on the internet in 30 seconds,
00:06:35send it to your wife, see what she's got to say about it.
00:06:37Go fuck yourself sounds about right.
00:06:39Probably followed by I want a divorce
00:06:41and you've never made me cum.
00:06:49Well done.
00:06:50Now, all we ask is that you don't report the card stolen
00:06:53for 24 hours whilst we do a spot of shopping.
00:06:55Just relax and let the insurance fill the bill.
00:06:59And we'll take that briefcase if it's all the same with you.
00:07:01You can take the wallet, you can take the cards,
00:07:03but I can't give you the case.
00:07:05Don't act like I'm giving you a choice.
00:07:07Grab it.
00:07:10No! No!
00:07:17Shit, is he fucking dead?
00:07:21We'll leave. Come on.
00:07:33Holy shit.
00:07:35Look at this.
00:07:37Nice.
00:07:39What's this?
00:07:42Nice.
00:07:48Always wanted one of those.
00:07:49That's mine, that is.
00:07:52All right.
00:07:53It's like fucking five grand in here.
00:07:55What's that, 12.50 each?
00:07:57Only if we split it four ways.
00:08:00Cards go into the pot, that's standard.
00:08:02The money's ours, mate.
00:08:04What?
00:08:05Mate, I don't know, mate.
00:08:06We're supposed to split everything.
00:08:07You think they'd do the same for us?
00:08:09They've got you stuck in a petrol garage five nights a week.
00:08:12You need to start looking out for yourself, mate.
00:08:15Stop letting people take the piss out of you.
00:08:28Yeah?
00:08:29Marcel, it's Harry.
00:08:32We've got a serious problem.
00:08:38What is it?
00:08:39Five cards cloned from the garage.
00:08:42Then we rolled a mark.
00:08:44Picked up another two cards with pin numbers for both.
00:08:48You should watch the video, mate.
00:08:49It's fucking hilarious.
00:08:50Shit!
00:08:51What?
00:08:52I lost a life.
00:08:53Game over.
00:08:57Shit.
00:08:59Shit.
00:09:01Shit.
00:09:03Shit.
00:09:05Shit.
00:09:07Gents.
00:09:10Someone please tell me why he's wearing that.
00:09:12It's a fancy dress tonight.
00:09:15Oi, don't tell me you lot forgot.
00:09:16What, we're still going to that?
00:09:28Surprisingly epic.
00:09:30I'm going to the bar.
00:09:37Oi, she's the one in your class, isn't she?
00:09:39Yeah.
00:09:40The one you said's been checking you out.
00:09:41Which of course I don't believe.
00:09:42Yeah?
00:09:43What are you doing here still talking to me?
00:09:45Stop staring out like a serial killer and go talk to her.
00:09:48I'm alright, mate. I'm working up to it.
00:09:49She's nice, mate.
00:09:50Almost as fit as Cordy's sister.
00:09:52My sister's 15, you fucking paedophile.
00:09:54Give her my number and tell her to call me in a year.
00:09:57Yeah, no, will do.
00:09:58Cheers, rapper.
00:09:59She's been dreaming of meeting a bellender who works in a petrol station since she was a little girl.
00:10:02Alright.
00:10:08Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:10:10You snooze, you lose.
00:10:12I swear my man's an apex predator.
00:10:14Watch him go.
00:10:15Hang on, hang on.
00:10:17New world record.
00:10:18Arm touching under five seconds.
00:10:20She touched his arm.
00:10:21Big deal.
00:10:22May as well have been his cock, mate.
00:10:24Yatesy wouldn't fuck this up.
00:10:28What the fuck?
00:10:31What are you doing?
00:10:32What's wrong with you?
00:10:33Leaving a girl like that at the bar, mate?
00:10:35Leaving a girl like that at the bar, mate?
00:10:36You should have taken that shit down.
00:10:38You're a fucking predator, man.
00:10:40That right there is a five day shag bath.
00:10:43Three hours chat for a kiss goodnight at the front door.
00:10:46I'm not looking for a girlfriend right now.
00:10:48I like her.
00:10:49Don't get me wrong.
00:10:51She'll get done.
00:10:52Just not tonight.
00:10:54Charming.
00:10:55Right.
00:10:56You going in?
00:11:00This'll be good viewing.
00:11:05Hey, kid.
00:11:06Sam.
00:11:07How's it going?
00:11:08Good costume.
00:11:09Thank you.
00:11:10Where's yours?
00:11:11Well, I didn't have time to change.
00:11:12Unfortunately, I had to come straight from work.
00:11:14You've got a job.
00:11:15I know.
00:11:16Growing up, right?
00:11:17I thought so.
00:11:18What do you do?
00:11:19It's pretty wild.
00:11:20I'm a data processor for a credit card company.
00:11:22Which one?
00:11:23X-Credit.
00:11:25Any chance you can increase my student limit?
00:11:29Yeah, you're the third person to correct that joke tonight.
00:11:31Was it funny the first time you heard it?
00:11:32No.
00:11:33Right, OK.
00:11:34I've got work in my chair.
00:11:39Pathetic.
00:11:40It's like watching a little boy.
00:11:43Come on, let's fuck off.
00:11:54Wanna hit, boys?
00:11:56Let's do it.
00:11:57Sausage fest, mate.
00:11:59We'll just get stoned and talk shit with a bunch of crusties.
00:12:01Girls out there, dick soup in here.
00:12:03So, my cousin, he graduated from Newcastle with a first.
00:12:06He applied to every law firm in the country
00:12:08with roughly 6,000 applicants per job.
00:12:11He now works in a bar.
00:12:12It's the fucking same story everywhere.
00:12:15So, how did you land the X-Credit gig?
00:12:17My dad used to work there.
00:12:20Anyway, what about you?
00:12:21I've seen you and your friends around uni
00:12:23with your designer clothes and your cash.
00:12:25Yeah, and one of my friends,
00:12:27she bought a stereo from one of your housemates
00:12:29and there was boxes piled high.
00:12:32You're very suspicious.
00:12:35What do you guys do?
00:12:37We're entrepreneurs.
00:12:39What kind?
00:12:41Trade secret.
00:12:44You're a lucky fucker, Yeatsy.
00:12:46Luck's got nothing to do with it, Daniel.
00:12:49What kind of a twat goes all in on two pair?
00:12:52Who wants to come and share this with me?
00:12:54You're not invited, Cunty.
00:12:56I'm crying on the inside, honestly.
00:13:01Yeah, okay.
00:13:09Fiona.
00:13:12Nice one.
00:13:24Better.
00:13:32I'd like to see you again.
00:13:34Maybe just give me your phone, then.
00:13:50Hang on, this is your email address.
00:13:52Well, I didn't want to make it too easy for you.
00:13:55Night, Sam.
00:14:01Did you get what's-her-name's number last night?
00:14:04She gave me her email address.
00:14:07That's a bit gay.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:10You know she works?
00:14:12No, I wasn't the one talking to her all night.
00:14:14X-Grid.
00:14:16She's a data processor.
00:14:19Fuck.
00:14:22Mate, she could be a goldmine.
00:14:23Probably, but I'm not interested for that.
00:14:27I like her.
00:14:28I like her.
00:14:30There's just something about her, you know what I mean?
00:14:32The quality.
00:14:34I think it's the fact she's fucking fit.
00:14:40Right.
00:14:42Break a leg?
00:14:59Mr Barker?
00:15:00Yes, mate.
00:15:01Right, sign here, please, go.
00:15:02You've got a package.
00:15:03Lovely.
00:15:05Let's open up this divorce.
00:15:08Looks like it's all here.
00:15:29Come on in.
00:15:30We've been waiting.
00:15:40As a statement of intent,
00:15:42there's nothing quite like
00:15:44forced nudity, gaffer tape and tired thugs.
00:15:49Cuts out the time-wasting questions
00:15:51that usually go hand-in-hand
00:15:53with these situations.
00:15:58I don't think you met my friend Harry.
00:16:02They have.
00:16:04Now, Harry here
00:16:06is good with numbers.
00:16:08A fucking genius.
00:16:10But like many brilliant men,
00:16:12he has a weakness.
00:16:15He loves to pay for women.
00:16:18I keep telling him,
00:16:20spend some money, get a nice girl,
00:16:22but he never listens.
00:16:23He likes them cheap.
00:16:25Fucks them on street corners
00:16:27or on the back of his car.
00:16:29Now,
00:16:31I'm not here to cast judgment.
00:16:33It's cock, it's business.
00:16:36What does concern me
00:16:39is that last night
00:16:41he was carrying something
00:16:43that belonged to me.
00:16:44Something
00:16:46sensitive.
00:16:47There are files on here,
00:16:50business accounts,
00:16:52that I can't risk falling
00:16:54into the wrong hands.
00:16:56I keep telling Harry to be careful.
00:17:00I shouldn't have to, but I still do.
00:17:02But I know he's weak, so
00:17:04I take precautions.
00:17:06His phones, his laptop,
00:17:09this tablet here,
00:17:11all infected with spyware.
00:17:13I can locate them whenever I choose.
00:17:16Operate cameras via remote,
00:17:18listen to what is being said.
00:17:27Tarek, take over.
00:17:30Yes, boss.
00:17:31English, fuckhead!
00:17:33How many times do I have to say it?
00:17:35Speak English!
00:17:36Sorry, boss.
00:17:39My builder, my cleaner,
00:17:41now even my fucking heavies are Polish.
00:17:44Half the price, twice the nuisance.
00:17:52That's enough.
00:17:53And he mourned to kill him.
00:17:55So?
00:17:56So I don't need a dead body,
00:17:58I need an accountant.
00:18:00I value profit over corpses.
00:18:05I had to cut short
00:18:07my daughter's birthday party
00:18:09to deal with this.
00:18:10I'm a busy man, and I value time
00:18:13with my family above all else.
00:18:15So you four
00:18:18are going to have to make it up to me.
00:18:20While you've been waiting,
00:18:22I had a chance to look over your operation.
00:18:24Credit cards, blackmail,
00:18:26identity fraud, quite impressive.
00:18:30I make you a deal.
00:18:34This is a list of things I want,
00:18:38things you are going to get for me.
00:18:41You complete this list by, let's say,
00:18:445 p.m.,
00:18:46and deliver the goods to me.
00:18:55That's a lot.
00:18:57There's no way you can...
00:19:02Think of it as a challenge.
00:19:04If you succeed, maybe I forgive you.
00:19:07If you fail,
00:19:09you get a visit from these two.
00:19:12Pick them up. Let's go.
00:19:25They were here when we got back.
00:19:27They came out of nowhere.
00:19:28Sorry.
00:19:29What the fuck did you guys do?
00:19:31Nothing you haven't done a hundred times yourself.
00:19:33I kind of doubt that.
00:19:37It's a long list.
00:19:38We're going to need nearly all the plastic
00:19:40we've got stockpiled.
00:19:42So we're doing this, then?
00:19:44Look, we collect the list,
00:19:45and we get them off our back.
00:19:46There's no other play.
00:19:48I'm not going to do it.
00:19:50Look, we collect the list,
00:19:51and we get them off our back.
00:19:52There's no other play.
00:19:55Yeah.
00:20:20What the fuck?
00:20:51Speak.
00:20:52We've got the gear.
00:20:54Where do you want it?
00:21:15All of it in one day.
00:21:17Very enterprising.
00:21:20How much do you think it's worth?
00:21:22I've no idea.
00:21:24Take a guess.
00:21:2650, 60 grand.
00:21:28So,
00:21:31if I said,
00:21:33you owe me 200,000 a week,
00:21:35every week,
00:21:37that would be fair?
00:21:39Gives them time off for the weekend?
00:21:43Look,
00:21:45you asked us to do something.
00:21:47We did it.
00:21:48End of story.
00:21:51For someone that knows credit card companies that well,
00:21:54I'm surprised you don't know how they make their money.
00:21:57You have a debt.
00:21:58Interest is incurred.
00:22:00You paid the interest.
00:22:01Debt still stands.
00:22:04This will happen every time we make a delivery, right?
00:22:07Debt never touched.
00:22:09It doesn't seem very reasonable.
00:22:11Everything you've seen of me up until now
00:22:14is reasonable.
00:22:19Out there,
00:22:21in the darkness, that's unreasonable.
00:22:25You pay me my money every week
00:22:27for as long as you can.
00:22:29Today you can't.
00:22:36What the fuck?
00:22:39Now, I am prepared to make it easy for you.
00:22:43If you can't convert plastic to cash,
00:22:45I can take merchandise off your hands.
00:22:47Jewelry, electronics, drugs.
00:22:53How much?
00:22:56To pay off the debt and make you walk away?
00:23:02You won't like it.
00:23:03Probably not.
00:23:07Two million.
00:23:09Pays off your debt.
00:23:11Buys my forgiveness.
00:23:18Okay.
00:23:19One condition.
00:23:20You pay in two weeks.
00:23:21All of it.
00:23:22No exceptions.
00:23:24Two million, two weeks.
00:23:26And that time frame is inflexible.
00:23:28I must be clear about that.
00:23:30Personally, if I was you,
00:23:31I'd stick with a weekly payment plan.
00:23:36The balls on this one doesn't give me energy.
00:23:40Well, good luck.
00:23:42I'll see you tomorrow.
00:23:48See you in two weeks.
00:23:51I'm rooting for you.
00:23:55Keys.
00:23:57What?
00:23:58The keys to your van.
00:24:00House which runs with goods.
00:24:02Fuck's sake.
00:24:05Congratulations.
00:24:07You're all walking home.
00:24:11I'm gonna say you should have consulted us.
00:24:13He did consult you.
00:24:14You lot just didn't have the balls to make a decision.
00:24:16What, unlike he made a good one?
00:24:17It was the only option.
00:24:18You know that.
00:24:19Sooner or later, we would have fallen behind.
00:24:21At least this way there's a finish line.
00:24:23Two weeks and he's out of our lives.
00:24:25Or we'll be dead.
00:24:26Either way, it'll be over.
00:24:27What?
00:24:28It doesn't make it any better.
00:24:30This way we've got room to manoeuvre.
00:24:33Surely it's impossible to make two million pounds in two weeks.
00:24:38We need more cards.
00:24:40Bigger spenders.
00:24:42And we build up spending profiles.
00:24:44And we're flying blind with this lot.
00:24:47There's only one way to do it.
00:24:50We need an inside man.
00:24:53I know who we need.
00:24:55No.
00:24:56Look, I don't want to do it either, mate.
00:24:58Okay, but we don't have a choice.
00:25:02Are you two gonna tell me what the fuck you're talking about?
00:25:06Make a decision.
00:25:15Thank you.
00:25:17Okay, remember Frankie?
00:25:20She's a data processor with Xcred.
00:25:25So what are you doing?
00:25:26We'll start by hacking her email.
00:25:30Can you do that?
00:25:31It's webmail, please.
00:25:33All right, mate, so what's the point?
00:25:35Most people have something in life they want bad enough
00:25:37that they break the law to get it.
00:25:39We just need to find out what it is and exploit it.
00:25:41We just need to find out what it is and exploit it.
00:25:44This is bollocks.
00:25:46Well, it's on you.
00:25:47What's that supposed to mean, it worked on me?
00:25:50You hacked my fucking email.
00:25:52Yeah, and Rafa's.
00:25:54What?
00:25:55You knew about this?
00:25:57I beat you both out.
00:25:59What gives you the right to go through our personal shit?
00:26:01You work part-time for the news of the world or something.
00:26:03I haven't heard too many complaints from you in the last year.
00:26:05It made you rich.
00:26:06You doubled my student loan, mate.
00:26:08It ain't exactly buying me a Ferrari, is it?
00:26:10It didn't matter.
00:26:12Had the end, that's what's important, right?
00:26:15To be continued.
00:26:17Fucking right.
00:26:21Find anything?
00:26:23Think so, yeah.
00:26:27Reckon you can make that work?
00:26:30Really?
00:26:31Hey, Dad.
00:26:33How you feeling?
00:26:35Ex-creditors said he's in breach of contract.
00:26:37They say he should have informed them sooner about his illness.
00:26:40They're refusing to pay medical costs.
00:26:42We can't afford the hospital, he'll have to go back on the ward.
00:26:46What, so he can die with people around him coughing and snoring?
00:26:49Mum, doesn't he deserve some dignity?
00:26:59No way.
00:27:00Frankie.
00:27:02Sam.
00:27:03What are you doing here?
00:27:04Stalking you, of course.
00:27:06I've been in that bush for the last two hours.
00:27:08Bloody hell.
00:27:09It's not very comfortable.
00:27:11Yeah, tell me about it.
00:27:12I was just trying to walk off the cramp.
00:27:14Busted.
00:27:17No, I'm just passing through.
00:27:19Tell me you're not on your way home.
00:27:23Home?
00:27:26What would I have to do to get you to come out for a drink?
00:27:31Cheer me up?
00:27:36You did that.
00:27:40I'm glad I bumped into you.
00:27:42Do you believe in fate?
00:27:45And now you've ruined it.
00:27:48That was only a matter of time.
00:27:50Yeah.
00:27:54Thank you.
00:27:57I'll get this.
00:27:59You can split it if you like.
00:28:00No, no, no.
00:28:01Bless you, that's on me.
00:28:02Thanks.
00:28:03One condition.
00:28:04Don't forget about that dateline.
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:12You got a secret trust fund or something?
00:28:15I wish.
00:28:16Well, how'd you get a black card then?
00:28:20You asked me how I make money.
00:28:24Take a look.
00:28:28It says Charles Burnett on it.
00:28:30Then tomorrow it'll be someone else.
00:28:33You're a thief.
00:28:35An opportunist.
00:28:39Don't you want to know why I do it?
00:28:41No, not really.
00:28:45Medical bills.
00:28:46That's how it started.
00:28:50My brother, he got sick.
00:28:52About as bad as it gets.
00:28:55The doctor said it was terminal.
00:28:58I didn't agree.
00:29:00Private treatments, mostly in America.
00:29:03And the costs soon stacked up.
00:29:05I couldn't afford to pay the bills, so I had to figure out a way that I could.
00:29:10I...
00:29:11I knew it wasn't right.
00:29:14But if me risking everything gave my brother another...
00:29:16A week, shit, another day of...
00:29:19Who else was gonna do it?
00:29:21And fuck whoever told me otherwise.
00:29:25I don't know how the first doctor was my...
00:29:29Dad's not even a human being to them.
00:29:32He's a statistic.
00:29:34A set of figures that no longer work in their favour.
00:29:40I can't do this, Sam.
00:29:45Why not?
00:29:47You're stealing from a company which you work for.
00:29:49Whatever way you look at it, it's wrong.
00:29:53There's no such thing as victimless crime.
00:29:55Someone always has to suffer.
00:29:56The best way to justify it to yourself is to find something that deserves to.
00:29:59And it seems to me that your company deserve it more than most.
00:30:06How does it work?
00:30:11I'm sure I'm telling you what you already know.
00:30:13But credit cards operate on smart neural networks so they can spot spending patterns.
00:30:18That's why we try to build up a profile for each card holder.
00:30:21We can access the electoral register,
00:30:23hack their computers, steal their mail.
00:30:25Then we buy expensive items with the client cards and sell it on.
00:30:30How much can we make?
00:30:31With you on the inside?
00:30:33No limit.
00:30:37These are good.
00:30:39With Frankie on board, we'll have access to the personal details of every client on the ex-cred database.
00:30:44Yeah, I'm going to help you get everything you need to clone some big hit in cards.
00:30:47Frankie's finding us overseas customers.
00:30:49So we'll be going to where they spend and staying within their spending patterns.
00:30:52Why abroad? Why not in London?
00:30:53Because the customers I deal with are based here in the UK.
00:30:56Right. So we use another country's accounts to avoid being suspected.
00:30:59That's smart.
00:31:01Got to cover my tracks.
00:31:05So where are we going?
00:31:23Where are we going?
00:31:53My returns never die.
00:31:55My returns never die.
00:31:58My returns never die.
00:32:00My returns never die.
00:32:02My returns never die.
00:32:05My returns never die.
00:32:07My returns never die.
00:32:10My returns never die.
00:32:12Five cards.
00:32:13All linked to big spenders who hit my home at least three times a year.
00:32:16Combined credit on the cards is three and a half million dollars.
00:32:19Fucking hell, who are these people?
00:32:21But if you boys want to go out and hit the town, that's fine by me.
00:32:24But stick to cash.
00:32:25These cards are strictly for the job in hand.
00:32:27My personal advice would be to keep a low profile.
00:32:29First up?
00:32:30Yannick Kiefer.
00:32:32A banker from Luxembourg in town selling Barabonts.
00:32:35Credit card limit?
00:32:36Five hundred thousand dollars.
00:32:38And we're aiming to take him for every penny.
00:32:40What if he's out shopping at the same time as us?
00:32:42Won't they notice two different card transactions?
00:32:45Of course they will.
00:32:46That's why we've got to keep an eye on him.
00:32:52Did y'all lock the doors, please?
00:32:55Thank you, sir. I appreciate it.
00:32:58Y'all having a good day?
00:33:00Couldn't press an I for me, could you?
00:33:06Thank you, sir.
00:33:09We've got him on GPS.
00:33:10He's heading for his suite now.
00:33:12Let's get spending.
00:33:14He's out the top of the orange?
00:33:16Yeah.
00:33:18It's a difficult choice.
00:33:26What did he say to you?
00:33:28What?
00:33:30Sam.
00:33:32When he first made contact,
00:33:34how did he get you to join the team?
00:33:36He promised me a Ferrari inside the office.
00:33:38I'm not going to let him get away with it.
00:33:40I'm not going to let him get away with it.
00:33:42I'm not going to let him get away with it.
00:33:44I'm not going to let him get away with it.
00:33:46Ferrari inside the ear.
00:33:48Oh, yeah?
00:33:50Now do you know that's what you wanted?
00:33:55You reckon that's the laptop they used to hack your email?
00:33:59These aren't your friends, Raph.
00:34:03Yeah.
00:34:04Group's getting bigger.
00:34:06Our shares are getting smaller.
00:34:08This whole Marcel thing...
00:34:10doesn't really inspire long-term prospects for this crew, does it?
00:34:16What are you saying?
00:34:18I'm saying everyone has a price.
00:34:20A magic number.
00:34:24When you've figured out what yours is,
00:34:26you let me know.
00:34:32Thanks.
00:34:34Cheers.
00:34:37You think they're going to be okay?
00:34:39They're good at looking out for themselves.
00:34:47How long have you known Sam?
00:34:50About a year.
00:34:52He came to me like he came to you.
00:34:54Join up and I'll make you rich.
00:34:58Yeah, he makes a convincing argument, right?
00:35:01He likes you.
00:35:03Do you know that?
00:35:05Yeah.
00:35:07Yeah, I think so.
00:35:11And how about you?
00:35:14Not sure.
00:35:19Hey, come here. I want to tell you a secret.
00:35:21What do you mean, a secret?
00:35:23A secret about what?
00:35:25I can't, actually. It's really bad.
00:35:27What do you mean, bad?
00:35:29Come on, you have to tell me now.
00:35:31Come here, then, and I'll tell you.
00:35:33Tell me what?
00:35:43You only did that because I'm right in front of you.
00:35:46You seemed pretty keen at the party.
00:35:48Yeah, I was, until you walked off mid-sentence.
00:35:52I'm not walking off now.
00:36:01You think he's all that he seems?
00:36:04Sam?
00:36:06Come off it, we've all got dirt on us, Yatesy.
00:36:08I'm not so naive.
00:36:10You fucking look the part.
00:36:14I thought we were playing nice.
00:36:18I don't need your shit, Yatesy.
00:36:20I know exactly what you need, Frankie.
00:36:24Yeah.
00:36:27Yeah, I do.
00:36:31But not from you.
00:36:33Then you're on to something.
00:36:35What's up?
00:36:36Cocaine.
00:36:37Yeah.
00:36:38No.
00:36:43No.
00:37:09He's on the move.
00:37:10Right, almost done.
00:37:14Alfa.
00:37:17Sit.
00:37:25We did good today.
00:37:27Yeah, couldn't have done it without you, Frankie.
00:37:29That stuff's like stocking full as compared to this outfit, look.
00:37:34I think it's pretty boring just watching an orange dot all day long.
00:37:38Orange dot all day long.
00:37:40I searched Miami and jewellery and exclusive
00:37:44and that was the first thing that came up.
00:37:46And this was before or after you logged out of YouPorn?
00:37:48I'm just trying to work it out.
00:37:50After your sister was doing a private cam show.
00:37:56Anna de Blanc jewellers.
00:37:58That's a $400,000 brooch, right there.
00:38:01And you've got this new, like, coloured diamond collection.
00:38:04None of the cards have a history of spending there.
00:38:06It won't fit the profile.
00:38:08That's a shame.
00:38:11Right, if that's us done, I'm hitting the town.
00:38:13What?
00:38:14Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.
00:38:15You can do what you like.
00:38:16We're in Miami, I'm having a mad one
00:38:18and that's all there is to it, mate.
00:38:20What about you, Raph?
00:38:22Champagne and strippers or mini bar and a wank?
00:38:24Er, first one.
00:38:26Thought so, mate.
00:38:30Oh, wanker, wanker.
00:38:32Hold on.
00:38:34Look.
00:38:36If they're going to work hard, you've got to let them play a bit.
00:38:39I'll make sure they come back in one piece, yeah?
00:38:42All right.
00:38:46Hold on, dickheads.
00:38:51You know you should watch out for him.
00:38:53Who?
00:38:55You know who.
00:38:56Yeah, you see.
00:38:58Most girls love him.
00:39:01Not this one.
00:39:07You all right, babe?
00:39:09Fuck.
00:39:31Fuck.
00:39:34Champagne!
00:39:36And none of that cheap hook shit either.
00:39:38Something to impress these hookers.
00:39:41I'm a dancer, not a hooker.
00:39:43We'll see.
00:39:50You cold?
00:39:52A little.
00:40:00I can't believe I'm here.
00:40:02It's insane.
00:40:04I was hooking you to give me your number if you knew we'd be out here doing this.
00:40:07Well, I didn't actually give you my number, did I?
00:40:10All right, your e-mail address. You know what I mean.
00:40:14I probably told you to get lost.
00:40:18Well, I'm glad you didn't.
00:40:21Yeah, me too.
00:40:24The funny thing is, I could actually get used to this.
00:40:28What, drinking in public places?
00:40:31This is what homeless people do every day.
00:40:33Frankly, you should set your sights a little higher.
00:40:37What are you talking about?
00:40:39I know I'm rambling.
00:40:40You're completely rambling.
00:40:44Chill.
00:40:45Total bollocks.
00:40:51Are you going to kiss me?
00:40:57No.
00:41:08Okay, gentlemen, we need to have a word with you.
00:41:10Oh, mate, I've, uh, I've forgotten my...
00:41:13Look out!
00:41:16Go, get him! Go, go!
00:41:20Back off! Back off!
00:41:21Keep going with me!
00:41:24Don't follow me! Back off!
00:41:27I can't see!
00:41:35Back off!
00:41:36Come back here!
00:41:38I can't see! I can't see!
00:41:39You motherfucker!
00:41:44Fuck!
00:41:47Bobby!
00:41:55Fuck you!
00:41:57Fuck me!
00:41:58Let's go! Let's go!
00:42:10Hello?
00:42:11Sam, it's me.
00:42:13We need to talk.
00:42:19Well? What is it?
00:42:22There's been, uh...
00:42:25There's been an incident, mate.
00:42:28Okay.
00:42:30Yatesy took one of the cards.
00:42:33Which one?
00:42:36I thought it would be okay.
00:42:38No, Yatesy, you didn't think. At all.
00:42:40Come on, give it back.
00:42:42They kept it. It got declined.
00:42:45What did I say?
00:42:46What did I fucking say?
00:42:48Those cards were strictly for the job in hand.
00:42:57Oh, fuck. No, no, no.
00:42:59For fuck's sake!
00:43:00What is it?
00:43:02We've lost Max De Beer.
00:43:08How much?
00:43:09That card was worth one and a half million.
00:43:12Where the hell were you?
00:43:13Strip club.
00:43:14Well, then clearly you haven't read the fucking brief.
00:43:16Max De Beer is gay.
00:43:18He doesn't do strip clubs.
00:43:19Not much of a tits-and-arse man if you catch the drift.
00:43:23What kind of half it is, surely?
00:43:26It's not so much the tits.
00:43:31That's really clever, Rafa.
00:43:33Yeah, that's really fucking clever, yeah.
00:43:34If you're so fucking clever, why do I have to break it down for you?
00:43:37Three and a half million minus one and a half equals two.
00:43:39Two million dollars.
00:43:41We owe Marcel two million fucking pounds.
00:43:43Maybe now you can see the fucking problem.
00:43:49What do we tell Frankie?
00:43:50You're asking the wrong question, Fordy.
00:43:53What are we going to tell Marcel?
00:43:54That should be the only thing on your mind right now.
00:44:16You look stressed.
00:44:17Rafa's got an idea, mate.
00:44:19Here we go.
00:44:20You know, you may think I only work at a petrol station,
00:44:22but I'm smarter than you know.
00:44:24OK, let's hear it.
00:44:26So we hunt the big fish,
00:44:28order up what we owe Marcel and much more.
00:44:31We go after Ama de Blam.
00:44:37Someone like this could set us up for life.
00:44:39Except none of the coles we've got have any history spending.
00:44:42We don't need a credit card to get what we want.
00:44:44We need this guy, right?
00:44:47What am I looking at?
00:44:48Prince Zafran of Brunei.
00:44:50It's not a bad match, mate.
00:44:52I reckon we can pull it off.
00:44:54OK, so you get me out to Miami,
00:44:56you lose our biggest card,
00:44:58now you want me to help you rob the most exclusive jewellers in town.
00:45:01That sounds like a great idea.
00:45:03Yeah, it sounds bad when you put it like that.
00:45:05I just don't see the point, you know.
00:45:07We have plenty of money on the remaining cards.
00:45:09Why bother with this?
00:45:10We don't even need you, you know.
00:45:12You're lucky we even agreed to cut you in.
00:45:14Lookie, any day I wake up and I'm not you,
00:45:16believe me, I feel lucky.
00:45:18Oh, shut up.
00:45:19Look, this is once-in-a-lifetime shit we're talking about.
00:45:22We get this right, there's no jobs at companies we despise,
00:45:25no 8% unemployment,
00:45:27no carpet-bombing CVs, postgraduate jobs that don't even fucking exist.
00:45:31This could be all of us set up for life.
00:45:34All I'm asking for is that you listen to the plan.
00:45:40OK.
00:45:41Prince Zafran's young and uber-rich
00:45:43and says he's about to pop the question
00:45:46to some French supermodel called Natasha Claudette.
00:45:49Now, what do you reckon Ahmed Ablam are going to think
00:45:51if he starts enquiring about jewellery?
00:45:54That they might get the engagement ring contract.
00:45:56We get them on the hook and we get them over to London.
00:45:59We're going to take them for $20 million without even using a gun.
00:46:05And which is it going to cost to set up?
00:46:07It's big money.
00:46:09So let the plastic take the hit.
00:46:13OK, so this is the room you wanted.
00:46:15Yep.
00:46:19It's not much, but it's mine, so don't fuck it up, comprende?
00:46:25Mustapha Riyal, the Prince's private secretary.
00:46:28You got a number?
00:46:30Right here.
00:46:32What are we waiting for?
00:46:40Hello, Mr Riyal's office.
00:46:42Hello, I'm calling from Ahmed Ablam Jewellers in Miami, Florida.
00:46:46May I speak with Mr Riyal?
00:46:48I'm afraid Mr Riyal is travelling at the moment.
00:46:51As you know, we're one of the world's leading jewellers.
00:46:53And as the imminent engagement of Prince Zafran...
00:46:55I should stop you right there, sir.
00:46:57The engagement is pure speculation.
00:46:59It's a secret. I get it.
00:47:01But we would like to arrange a private viewing
00:47:03of our latest coloured diamond collection for the Prince.
00:47:05Sorry, did you say that you were one of the world's leading jewellers?
00:47:08That's correct. Clients such as...
00:47:10If there is to be a royal wedding, only the best jeweller would be required.
00:47:14Perhaps Mr Riyal is in a better position to make that decision.
00:47:17When's he back?
00:47:18Possibly this Saturday, but he could...
00:47:20I'll call back then, thank you.
00:47:23Right, Riyal's not in Brunei, and his PA won't connect anyone to him.
00:47:27That's good.
00:47:28That is good.
00:47:32Have you got an image?
00:47:33Yeah, picture's up.
00:47:35Oh yeah, see, do the thing.
00:47:41Good morning, Emma de Blom. How may I direct your call?
00:47:44I would like to speak to Head of International Sales.
00:47:47Certainly, sir. Your name?
00:47:49Mustafa Riyal.
00:47:50Private Secretary to His Excellency Prince Zafran of Brunei.
00:47:54Just putting you through now, sir.
00:48:11This is Dave Dawson.
00:48:13Mr Dawson, I wonder if you could...
00:48:15Be of assistance.
00:48:16Sir, I can barely hear you.
00:48:18Apologies, I am speaking from the satellite phone on the Royal Jet.
00:48:24How can I help you, sir?
00:48:25Do you know that Prince Zafran will be announcing his engagement shortly?
00:48:29No, no, I did not know that.
00:48:32Good. This is confidential. I assume your discretion is assured.
00:48:37Our business is built on trust, sir.
00:48:39That is why we have chosen Emma de Blom for His Royal Highness to consider an engagement gift,
00:48:43and perhaps even the wedding rings.
00:48:48Sir, it would be an honour. Any piece in particular?
00:48:52We expect a private viewing of your recent coloured diamond collection.
00:48:56Of course, him, honey.
00:48:58No. We will shortly be in London for a two-day visit.
00:49:02We would like to arrange a private viewing there.
00:49:04The Royal Jet and staff will be at your disposal.
00:49:08Well, the thing is, Mr Reality...
00:49:10Of course, if it's a problem, we would reluctantly consider...
00:49:13Another duel.
00:49:15Leave this with me. I'll make it happen.
00:49:19Very good.
00:49:20I will call you tomorrow morning at 8am and arrange everything.
00:49:38Hi there.
00:49:39Can I help you?
00:49:41Is this baby available for charter to London?
00:49:44She can go to Iraq if the money's right.
00:49:46Right. We promised him the Royal Jet. We'll need staff.
00:49:49So find them. And do us all a favour. This is the modelling capital of America.
00:49:53So?
00:49:54So make sure they're not dogs.
00:49:58I'm sorry, sir.
00:49:59I'm sorry.
00:50:00I'm sorry.
00:50:01I'm sorry.
00:50:02I'm sorry.
00:50:03I'm sorry.
00:50:04I'm sorry.
00:50:05I'm sorry.
00:50:06Dogs.
00:50:12I, er...
00:50:13Like what I see.
00:50:14And you like what you touch.
00:50:16I guarantee they get a happy ending.
00:50:21Yeah.
00:50:22Er...
00:50:23I just need them to be hostesses.
00:50:25You know, polite, smile, not say too much.
00:50:28And, er...
00:50:31It's quite important they, er...
00:50:33They don't do happy endings.
00:50:37OK. We've got his jet and the staff.
00:50:40Now we need authentic costumes and decor.
00:50:43Er, I should probably do that, guys.
00:50:45I'm writing my dissertation on Middle Eastern culture.
00:50:48Middle Eastern?
00:50:49We're not always next to Malaysia, you bellend.
00:51:03We'll need transport back in London.
00:51:05Needs to be fit for a prince.
00:51:07I'm on it.
00:51:14Looks like I'm in line for a big commish with the Brunei Royal Family.
00:51:18Doing a showing in London, surely.
00:51:20London.
00:51:21Wow. I'd love to go there.
00:51:24Well, maybe we could arrange an extra seat.
00:51:28Get you out of a council to the front line with the big dogs.
00:51:31You can do that for me?
00:51:33Beth, a pretty face never hurt a saint.
00:52:03Sam, how is Miami?
00:52:07How did you get this number?
00:52:08You'd think I wouldn't keep an eye on my investment.
00:52:11So, what are you doing out there?
00:52:14I hope you're not thinking of running away from your responsibilities.
00:52:19I'm working on a way to get you money.
00:52:23How's the water?
00:52:25Well, make sure you work hard.
00:52:28I'd hate for anything to happen to your new girlfriend.
00:52:32Tarek tells me she is quite beautiful.
00:52:35Did she enjoy her swim?
00:52:50Sam, hey!
00:52:51This is Tarek. Tarek, this is Sam.
00:52:54Hi. You okay?
00:52:56Yeah, fine.
00:52:57Tarek's over from London. He wanted me to whiz the tea or something about that burger place.
00:53:01I want to know where is best place in Miami to find a good restaurant.
00:53:06Could ask anyone on the beach.
00:53:09But I choose her.
00:53:11She's a very beautiful lady.
00:53:16It's like cut her face.
00:53:18Maybe not so much, huh?
00:53:20Doesn't bother me I could fuck her from behind.
00:53:22This is best position for me anyway.
00:53:24Put the fucking razor down.
00:53:26Fuck you.
00:53:28I want you to do my friend Sam a reminder from his friend Marcel.
00:53:33Tell Sam if he doesn't get Marcel his money in three days, very bad things will happen.
00:53:39Not just to him, but to the people he cares about.
00:53:44Can you remember all that?
00:53:49See you soon.
00:53:52You fucking scumbag.
00:53:55Thank you.
00:53:57Wait.
00:53:58Where are you going?
00:53:59To get some answers.
00:54:08So how much do you owe him?
00:54:11What?
00:54:12Marcel. How much money do you owe him?
00:54:14Don't worry, Sam's told me everything but I want to hear it from you.
00:54:16How much money do you owe to him?
00:54:20It's like a couple of hundred thousand.
00:54:21Three million.
00:54:23Hey.
00:54:25Who is he?
00:54:28Who the fuck is he?
00:54:29Frankie, we don't know.
00:54:32Okay, that's the truth.
00:54:34All we know is he's dangerous and he wants his money.
00:54:38Why do you owe him money?
00:54:40Because we fucked up.
00:54:42You told her about Marcel.
00:54:44I haven't said anything.
00:54:45She said you did.
00:54:47You fell for that?
00:54:48You recruited me to pay him for death.
00:54:53Is that what I am to you, Sam?
00:54:55That's all anyone is to him, Frankie.
00:54:58Don't feel special.
00:55:00He did the same to me and Raph.
00:55:06What?
00:55:07Ever wondered why Prince Charming always seems to know exactly what you're thinking?
00:55:13I don't know.
00:55:14Ever wondered why Prince Charming always seems to know exactly what you're thinking?
00:55:19Oh, he's so sensitive.
00:55:21He just gets me.
00:55:26They hacked your email.
00:55:28That's what they do.
00:55:30How did you put it, Sam?
00:55:31You needed to find something you could exploit.
00:55:36I'm guessing it was something juicy.
00:55:39You gonna tell us what it was, Frankie?
00:55:44Maybe he's just got a really big cock.
00:55:50Frankie.
00:55:51Fuck off, Sam!
00:55:52Oh, the one that got away.
00:55:55Come here, you fucking traitor!
00:55:56Come here!
00:55:57What?
00:56:02You dug your own fucking hole, Sam!
00:56:08Calm the fuck down.
00:56:09This isn't over.
00:56:10Yeah, count on it!
00:56:13Cunt.
00:56:15Fucking nice one!
00:56:20Frankie, come on!
00:56:23Please, I just want to talk to you. Let me explain.
00:56:28Frankie, wait.
00:56:29Where are you going?
00:56:30To catch a flight.
00:56:31Oh, please don't go.
00:56:33They said you needed something to exploit.
00:56:36What did you find?
00:56:37What did I find?
00:56:41It was my dad, wasn't it?
00:56:45And the story about your brother.
00:56:46I made it up.
00:56:47Fuck.
00:56:49What kind of a person does that, Sam?
00:56:53Frankie, I liked you way before any of this stuff ever happened.
00:56:55Oh, fuck you!
00:56:59Frankie, for what it's worth, I'm sorry.
00:57:01No.
00:57:02It's not worth anything.
00:57:05Can't he see?
00:57:07Calm down.
00:57:08Where is he?
00:57:09Calm the fuck down!
00:57:10Calm down, OK?
00:57:11Calm!
00:57:13OK, look, I'm sorry.
00:57:14OK?
00:57:15Really fucking sorry.
00:57:16I am about all of this.
00:57:19But we've got bigger problems right now, yeah?
00:57:22Yates, he's a prick.
00:57:23OK?
00:57:24Shown his true colours.
00:57:25And after this, we drop him like a stone.
00:57:27But right now, we need him.
00:57:30OK?
00:57:31Frankie can wait, mate.
00:57:33Marcel won't.
00:57:37OK?
00:57:57Hello, Mr Real's office.
00:57:59Ah, there.
00:58:00This is Steve Dawson from Amada Bland.
00:58:02I'm afraid he's very busy at the moment.
00:58:04Oh, yeah, I bet he's real busy with the engagement of the prince, right?
00:58:08As you say, sir.
00:58:09I'll have him call you back.
00:58:12Really?
00:58:15Well, it would be an honour to be invited to the wedding.
00:58:19Well, yes, I do have someone I'd like to bring along.
00:58:23Yeah.
00:58:24Well, thank you.
00:58:25Listen, he can call me back, OK?
00:58:27Yeah.
00:58:30You're invited to the wedding?
00:58:32Wanna come?
00:58:35I wanna come.
00:58:37Right.
00:58:38Hurry up before he shags off.
00:58:44I have Mr Real on the line for you.
00:58:47Real, yeah, put him through.
00:58:49Mr Real, thank you so much for calling back.
00:58:51Good afternoon.
00:58:53As you know, I am very busy, so I must be brief.
00:58:57I'm just letting you know that the Royal Jet is waiting to take you to London.
00:59:02We're grateful that the Brunei Security Services will be present,
00:59:05but our insurers insist on our own team accompanying us.
00:59:11We'll be bringing some beautiful additions to the current collection,
00:59:14including a choked necklace and bracelet made from yellow and black diamonds.
00:59:19Truly spectacular.
00:59:27Excuse me.
00:59:28Do you have any nuts?
00:59:31You know, nuts.
00:59:32Nuts.
00:59:33You understand?
00:59:45OK, let's roll.
00:59:56OK, let's roll.
01:00:26Let's go.
01:00:57They're at the hotel.
01:00:59There's one steel case strapped to a security guy.
01:01:01Great. I'll put him a call now before they can relax.
01:01:05Hey, we've got a couple of hours before the meeting.
01:01:10Do you wanna grab a drink?
01:01:12Well, I was gonna have a shower, but...
01:01:16A drink sounds good.
01:01:17A shower sounds better.
01:01:18Yeah.
01:01:20It does.
01:01:22What?
01:01:24Are you playing games?
01:01:27I just said I was gonna have a shower.
01:01:30Which means I'll be naked.
01:01:34Who's playing games?
01:01:37Yeah, that's great.
01:01:47Hello?
01:01:48Mr. Dawson.
01:01:49Mr. Real.
01:01:50I trust your flight was acceptable?
01:01:53Yeah.
01:01:54Yeah, the flight was great.
01:01:55Thank you.
01:01:57Thank you so much for laying on the special entertainment.
01:02:00That was really appreciated.
01:02:02OK.
01:02:03His Royal Highness' diary has dramatically changed,
01:02:06so we need to bring forth the schedule.
01:02:08Meet me in the foyer in 30 minutes.
01:02:1630 minutes.
01:02:18Game face.
01:02:20Game face.
01:02:24Mr. Real.
01:02:26Mr. Dawson.
01:02:28Good to meet you.
01:02:29You too.
01:02:30This is Beth Johnson, my assistant.
01:02:33This is my security attachment.
01:02:35Pretty good.
01:02:36His Excellency is on a tight schedule today,
01:02:38so can I speed things up and get the viewing underway?
01:02:51Your Excellency, the Emmerda Bland team is here.
01:02:54This is Steve Dawson,
01:02:57Your Royal Highness.
01:03:00It's a real privilege to meet you, sir.
01:03:07I should like to view the collection
01:03:09on the way to my next meeting.
01:03:13His Excellency would appreciate a private advance viewing.
01:03:16His Excellency would appreciate a private advance viewing.
01:03:21In a limo.
01:03:23I say appreciate, it's more that he insists on.
01:03:30Of course, not a problem.
01:03:32Give His Royal Highness the case, please.
01:03:34I will be writing up front.
01:03:35You and your team can write in car two.
01:03:38You're handing over the collection without an escort?
01:03:40Thank you, Miss Johnson.
01:03:42That will be all.
01:03:43But that goes against our...
01:03:44Beth, go to your room.
01:03:46Okay.
01:03:50Steve, you can't do this.
01:03:52Don't ever question me in front of my client again, okay?
01:03:55This is the way the Prince likes it.
01:03:57That's why I'm heading into national sales,
01:03:59and you're just a glorified secretary.
01:04:03Fucking prick.
01:04:12We will return the case at the Prince's next appointment.
01:04:15I'm going to be late.
01:04:45I'm going to be late.
01:05:16Wait for you, Fordy.
01:05:17Now!
01:05:25Fuck!
01:05:27What the hell?
01:05:28Stay with the limo.
01:05:29Can't, sir. It's a red line.
01:05:30Get out! Come on, move!
01:05:31Move!
01:05:32Come on, move it!
01:05:35Come on, move!
01:05:38Come on, move!
01:05:40Come on, move!
01:05:42Come on, move!
01:05:43Get out!
01:05:50Hello?
01:05:51Rafa and limo one's left us.
01:05:52Limo two, where are you?
01:05:54The AC?
01:05:55Limo two, with you in five seconds.
01:05:59Come on!
01:06:00Come on!
01:06:01Come on!
01:06:02Come on!
01:06:11We're good to go!
01:06:12Move it! Move it!
01:06:36I'm trying to boot it.
01:06:37Keep it nice and slow.
01:06:40Not for a minute there.
01:06:43I thought we were being robbed.
01:06:51Time?
01:06:56Time.
01:07:02Ta-ta, fuckers.
01:07:05Where the hell is Rialto going?
01:07:07Which way do you want me to go, sir?
01:07:08With the diamonds.
01:07:09Sir?
01:07:10The fucking limo, idiot!
01:07:20Bollocks.
01:07:21Is there a problem, sir?
01:07:23No, no, I need you to pull over.
01:07:29Is there anything I can do, sir?
01:07:31Yeah, can I pull over?
01:07:32Is there anything I can do, sir?
01:07:33Yeah, can I borrow your phone, please, mate?
01:07:35Your what?
01:07:37I command that you surrender your mobile phone.
01:07:39I need to make urgent call Royal Business.
01:07:42Yes, sir.
01:07:44It's a UK call, right?
01:07:46Yes.
01:07:47Yes.
01:07:48And private.
01:08:00Hello.
01:08:01It's me.
01:08:02My battery died.
01:08:04I worked it out.
01:08:06What?
01:08:07Your magic number.
01:08:10How does ten million sound?
01:08:12What are you talking about?
01:08:13Two ways split.
01:08:15Got a guy waiting to take this stuff off our hands.
01:08:18It's all been arranged.
01:08:20I don't think I can, mate.
01:08:22What did I tell you about letting people take the piss out of you?
01:08:26It's time to step up, Rafa.
01:08:29I'm ready to give you what you're worth.
01:08:47I have decided to walk to my next meeting.
01:08:49This is yours.
01:08:51No, no, not necessary.
01:08:53You're finished for the day.
01:08:59What the fuck?
01:09:02Jesus, what the hell?
01:09:12Come on, come on, come on.
01:09:13Move. Get out of the car.
01:09:14Get out of the fucking car!
01:09:16Come on, move.
01:09:17Please, come on.
01:09:20Come on, move.
01:09:21Please, come on.
01:09:23Move.
01:09:24Please, come on.
01:09:25Move.
01:09:26Please, come on.
01:09:28Move.
01:09:36What the fuck is this?
01:09:37Look again!
01:09:39Look the fuck again!
01:09:46God damn it!
01:09:50Oh, fuck, fuck.
01:09:58Oh, here we go.
01:10:00Yeah, you see?
01:10:01Everything all right?
01:10:02All good.
01:10:03Where's Rafa?
01:10:04He's with me.
01:10:05I thought we were supposed to be meeting up after the...
01:10:07Yeah, well, you know what thought did.
01:10:09We'll just call him to say goodbye.
01:10:11You got the diamonds?
01:10:12Not for long.
01:10:13I've got a buyer lined up and ready to go.
01:10:15What is going on?
01:10:16What about Marcel?
01:10:18Your problem.
01:10:19Goodbye, Sam.
01:10:21He's done it, hasn't he?
01:10:23He's done it.
01:10:25He's done it, hasn't he?
01:10:27Fuck!
01:10:32Come on.
01:10:33Let's go.
01:10:36Past statement from you.
01:10:38A prince and his royal secretary
01:10:41just stole $20 million worth of jewels
01:10:45without using any force.
01:10:47Did you gift wrap it for them?
01:10:50Excuse me?
01:10:51The jewellery.
01:10:52Did you have a gift wrapped?
01:10:54You might as well have done.
01:10:56Are we suspects?
01:10:58Of course not, Beth.
01:11:00We're in charge now, thank you, Mr Dawson.
01:11:07What do we tell Marcel?
01:11:11Maybe he'll give us an extension.
01:11:13Not if we're talking about the same bloke we're not.
01:11:25What's that?
01:11:26Do you think I'd trust Rafa with $20 million?
01:11:39How else do we keep an eye on him?
01:11:43Cool.
01:11:45Right, he's heading east.
01:11:55Marrakech Hotel, Park Lane.
01:11:57Okay, but that's ten minutes away from here.
01:12:06Yes, he reckons he's already found a buyer.
01:12:08Mate, with that amount of money at stake,
01:12:09you'll have to bring some serious muscle to the table.
01:12:12Right.
01:12:13I know just the guy.
01:12:17Sam.
01:12:18We were just talking about you.
01:12:20Yeah, what?
01:12:21You know what?
01:12:22Yeah, what?
01:12:23Do you have my money in your hands?
01:12:26Yeah, what about that?
01:12:28We might need an extension.
01:12:30Speak.
01:12:31Sam, promise me I'm in...
01:12:32Frankie?
01:12:34It was Tarek's idea to pick up.
01:12:36I think he's got a bit of a crush on her.
01:12:39If you consider that he got his last two girlfriends hooked on drugs
01:12:42and working as prostitutes,
01:12:44you might realize this isn't the ideal relationship for her to be in.
01:12:49I want my money.
01:12:51Today.
01:12:53Any later, I give Frankie to Tarek,
01:12:55and when he's done with her,
01:12:57he comes looking for you and for your friends.
01:13:02We'll get you your money.
01:13:03It's amazing what a little extra motivation can do, isn't it?
01:13:07Now tell me, where can I collect my money?
01:13:11Obviously, you checked into the validity of this real character.
01:13:16Yeah.
01:13:17Yeah.
01:13:19Well, yeah, kind of.
01:13:21What he's asking is,
01:13:22did you ever call Brunei and speak directly with Riald?
01:13:25Of course he did.
01:13:27We were invited to the wedding.
01:13:32Busted.
01:13:35You're pathetic.
01:13:36He knows.
01:13:38Am I going to lose my job?
01:13:40What?
01:13:41The prince used my phone.
01:13:42Role business, he said.
01:13:44Do you have any idea who it could have been?
01:13:46No.
01:13:47But the number is still here.
01:14:01You sure about this?
01:14:03These guys respect me, Rafa.
01:14:05They want a cash business, it's perfect.
01:14:17Hello, you're talking to a millionaire.
01:14:20You reckon I won't find you?
01:14:21I'm counting on it.
01:14:23You're not as clever as you think.
01:14:29Sit down.
01:14:31With the stuff, sit down.
01:14:34I'm not a millionaire.
01:14:36I'm not a millionaire.
01:14:38I'm not a millionaire.
01:14:40I'm not a millionaire.
01:14:42I'm not a millionaire.
01:14:43I'm not a millionaire.
01:14:44I'm not a millionaire.
01:14:45I'm not a millionaire.
01:14:51Mr. X.
01:14:53Meet my boss.
01:14:55Only name he goes by is Mr. X.
01:14:57Good to finally meet you.
01:14:58Come in.
01:15:16They're here.
01:15:21Any problem, you call me.
01:15:38Come here!
01:15:42Where is she?
01:15:43Where is she?
01:15:45Where is she?
01:15:47She's in the boot.
01:15:51Stay there.
01:16:07It's okay.
01:16:09It's okay.
01:16:10I just want to get the fuck out of here.
01:16:13Please.
01:16:14I'm only on the couch.
01:16:16Give me your phone.
01:16:20And your jacket, now.
01:16:33Right, go, go!
01:16:37Frankie.
01:16:38We have to finish this.
01:16:40I can't protect you.
01:16:42I'm sorry.
01:16:45I'm sorry.
01:16:48Frankie, run!
01:16:52Go!
01:17:03Nice.
01:17:05Very nice.
01:17:07That's just the tip of the iceberg, bruv.
01:17:09Dion tells me you're pulling in half a million cash a week.
01:17:12That means I've got enough stuff for at least three months' wages.
01:17:15I'd like to see it.
01:17:16I see the money, you see the stuff.
01:17:19He wasn't asking.
01:17:23What the fuck?
01:17:24You're out of your depth, Mr. X.
01:17:26There's no shame in it.
01:17:28Should I remind you that there are cameras in the lobby and the lifts?
01:17:32Only if you want me to tell you that we come in the back and talk to stairs.
01:17:41Fuck!
01:17:42Don't worry, it's a two-two.
01:17:44Only a little.
01:17:46For fuck's sake, Yates, he's just given what they want!
01:17:48Shut up, Rafa!
01:17:49Fucking Yates!
01:17:56Last chance.
01:18:00Stop.
01:18:08He's not going to tell us anything.
01:18:11Not with a gun in that idiot's mouth.
01:18:25Now, you and me, we're kindred spirits.
01:18:30You know what I see in your eyes?
01:18:33Nothing.
01:18:35It's like looking in the mirror.
01:18:42You expecting someone?
01:18:47Well, go answer the door.
01:18:49And if it's anyone other than that old lady you wanted to change the sheets,
01:18:53I'm going to ventilate your head.
01:19:11No.
01:19:16You couldn't invite us in.
01:19:36No, no, no, no!
01:19:37No!
01:19:39Yates, Yates!
01:20:08Fuck!
01:20:15Triangulation footpath from the Marie de Guise Hotel, Park Lane.
01:20:19Call for backup.
01:20:37Yeah?
01:21:08Fuck!
01:21:22This is DCI Hartley.
01:21:23Ambulance has been fired at the Marie de Guise Hotel.
01:21:25Now.
01:21:26The shots are being fired.
01:21:27Confirmed.
01:21:28Get everybody out!
01:21:29Get out!
01:21:30Go!
01:21:31Go!
01:21:32Get away from Rafa!
01:21:33Rafa!
01:21:37Fuck!
01:22:07Lazy!
01:22:17Lazy!
01:22:22Where's the backup?
01:22:25Leave me!
01:22:38Ambulance has left the Marie de Guise Hotel.
01:22:40We're going in.
01:22:42Mark Georgeson.
01:22:43Mark Georgeson, this is 196 Broadway.
01:22:45Do you copy?
01:22:48Stop right there!
01:22:57All right, he's on the move.
01:22:58Let's go.
01:22:59Yeah.
01:23:03My cell's here now.
01:23:04Get down.
01:23:08Come on.
01:23:13Get the fuck out of here now!
01:23:38Come on.
01:23:50Fuck you!
01:23:51Our police dropped the gun!
01:23:53Right fucking now!
01:23:54And fuck you!
01:24:02He set me up.
01:24:04Soon we find somewhere quiet.
01:24:06We'll just pull over.
01:24:07We're gonna cut that fucking bitch's throat.
01:24:13You sure you know how to use that thing?
01:24:15Looks like one of those point-and-shoot models to me.
01:24:24Get out!
01:24:25Get out of the fucking car!
01:24:28Get out of the fucking car!
01:24:32Lazy, you prick!
01:24:33Oh, fuck!
01:24:36Fuck!
01:24:40Get out!
01:24:42Get out of there!
01:24:43Get out of there!
01:24:44Get out of there!
01:24:45Get out of there!
01:24:46Move out!
01:24:54Jake!
01:24:55Get in!
01:25:07Lazy!
01:25:09Lazy!
01:25:26Sam!
01:25:30Sam!
01:25:32Sam!
01:25:33Sam!
01:25:35Sam!
01:25:38Sam!
01:25:41Sam!
01:25:42Sam, we need to go!
01:25:43Sam, we gotta get you out of here!
01:25:44Lazy's here!
01:25:45What?
01:25:46He's here!
01:25:47He's got the fucking diamond!
01:25:48Check the other car!
01:25:49The fucking door's jammed!
01:25:50Fucking check the other car!
01:25:52I'm not fucking leaving you here!
01:25:53You have to try and get out!
01:25:54I'm not gonna fucking make it, mate!
01:25:56Go!
01:25:57Go, please!
01:25:58Go!
01:25:59Fuck!
01:26:00Fuck!
01:26:02Go!
01:26:04Fuck!
01:26:19Sam!
01:26:20Sam!
01:26:50Sam!
01:27:04Backed the wrong horse.
01:27:11Sorry.
01:27:20Fuck it.
01:27:50Fuck it.
01:28:07Look alive, Raffa.
01:28:09Someone's made a dirty protest and the gents again.
01:28:12It's like a cluster bomb's gone off in there.
01:28:16Give me a break.
01:28:17It's your turn.
01:28:18No, no, no, my friend.
01:28:19I serve the customers, you clean up what they leave behind.
01:28:22You don't like it, I call your parole officer,
01:28:24tell him you've been stealing, oh.
01:28:34Thank God.
01:28:40It just doesn't stop.
01:28:41I didn't get out of it until about last night.
01:28:43Before or after you reached the bar?
01:28:44I came back.
01:28:45Really?
01:28:46And Jeremy, how is he?
01:28:48There's a telephone call for you, sir.
01:28:50For me?
01:28:53Be back in a minute.
01:29:08Hey, I didn't ask for this.
01:29:18I'm sorry.
01:29:35A couple of glazing salesmen.
01:29:37Calls me in a restaurant.
01:29:38How does that even happen?
01:29:40Did you buy any?
01:29:46Are you all right?
01:29:48Yeah.
01:29:52I think so.
01:29:56Yeah, you're done right by her.
01:29:58You know, it's got to count for something.
01:30:02Let's go.
01:30:18Let's go.
01:30:19Let's go.