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00:00Hi, tequila or lime please, on the rocks.
00:20Thanks.
00:25Hi.
00:26Hi.
00:27How are you?
00:29Better than before.
00:31That's good.
00:35I'm Owen.
00:37Marta.
00:41Bad day?
00:44You're right. It was very difficult.
00:46That's why I'm drinking alone at 5.
00:50But you're not alone here.
00:53Not right now.
00:55Cheers.
00:56Skol.
00:57Skol. Are you from Geneva?
01:00No, I'm just studying here.
01:05You?
01:07I'm here for a meeting.
01:09And then back to America?
01:12Oh wow, is that so obvious?
01:14No.
01:15No, it's good.
01:17I like American people.
01:22And I like people like you.
01:27Swedish?
01:28Icelandic.
01:31Are you a viking?
01:32Because kissing a viking has always been my dream.
01:35Just kissing?
01:45So what is it that you're here for?
01:49I'm a boy toy.
01:52Actually, it's just a joke.
01:54I'm here with a friend.
01:56Oh.
01:57Actually, she's not my friend.
01:59She's just a cow.
02:01Ever since I've met her, she's been driving me crazy.
02:04She's been fighting with me so much,
02:06I've tried a million times, but I couldn't save her.
02:10Okay.
02:11What should I do?
02:12I think...
02:14She has a terrible headache.
02:16Yeah, well...
02:23She's a woman.
02:24I didn't tell her.
02:27And you're so handsome.
02:29I thought she was a girl.
02:33Wait, I know what's going on here.
02:37That's good.
02:38No, no, no.
02:39Flirting and asking questions...
02:45You're a foreign agent.
02:48What?
02:49You're gathering information about me.
02:51You'll take me to a room,
02:53we'll sleep together,
02:54we'll take pictures,
02:55and then you'll blackmail me.
02:57I don't know what you're saying.
02:59What are you saying?
03:00I'm not angry.
03:01And why would I be?
03:02You're awesome, man.
03:06I...
03:07I have to go somewhere now.
03:09What?
03:10No.
03:11This is very strange.
03:12No, no, no.
03:13Please, please don't go.
03:14Come on.
03:15You were doing so well,
03:16I slipped.
03:17This is happening to me for the first time in my life.
03:20This is happening to me for the first time in my life.
03:35Is everything okay at the consulate?
03:39Yes.
03:41Everything's fine.
03:42I'm working on another case.
03:46At the hotel.
03:47Everything's fine.
03:50Yes, everything's fine.
04:13I can't believe you did this for ten years.
04:17Yes.
04:18And the ten-year fear is coming back.
04:20The fear that my mission could be in danger
04:24and my career and life would be ruined.
04:28Yes, but you're a lawyer now.
04:30You remember, right?
04:32You're not running this op.
04:33We're here so that the Joker doesn't mess up.
04:37Oh, his dish looks so tasty.
04:44They like each other.
04:48What do you think, are they sleeping together?
04:50I don't think so.
04:52But if that's the case, Oban will be in trouble.
04:55Did you sleep with any assets?
04:57Yes, but I was never emotionally attached to them.
05:02With them?
05:09Why haven't you shown interest in me till now?
05:15You have to talk about this right now.
05:17In this crappy camper van?
05:19Yes.
05:24All my relationships have come to an end.
05:28I don't want anything between us to end.
05:43What are you doing?
05:44I'm just picking up evidence against Oban.
05:47Who knows, I might have to file a case against him.
05:50You mean, destroy him?
05:52Think of it that way.
06:15I've got something for you.
06:18We'll be apart soon, so I thought I'd give you something as a souvenir.
06:27Wow, um...
06:29Thank you.
06:31You're welcome.
06:33You're welcome.
06:35You're welcome.
06:37You're welcome.
06:39You're welcome.
06:41You're welcome.
06:42Thank you.
06:44I've received gifts before, but I've never received anything like this.
06:51Try it.
07:09It's pretty cool.
07:10It looks good.
07:11Right?
07:14I'm sorry, I didn't bring anything for you.
07:19You brought me here.
07:25So what will you do when you get home?
07:28I mean, if everything goes according to plan, what will you do?
07:31Where will you stay?
07:32What will you do for fun on the weekend?
07:33Don't do all this.
07:36What not to do?
07:38There's no point in asking me such questions.
07:41I know you'll write everything down in my file.
07:49No, that won't happen.
07:52Owen, if you're in trouble,
07:56and you think you can escape the agency by telling my secret,
08:00will you tell me?
08:02Then I'm taking advantage of you by not telling you.
08:08So you'll never tell me what you know about Goy?
08:12No, he's a disgusting man.
08:17When Zander was in Belarus, he was having an affair.
08:21With Kirill's wife.
08:23F**k.
08:25Didn't he think he could do it?
08:29I'm sure Kirill doesn't know, right?
08:33Kirill knew his wife was cheating on him, but not with anyone.
08:36For that, he tortured a few people.
08:39He kept the reward, but it didn't help.
08:42So that's why Zander is so afraid of you.
08:48Because you can get him killed anytime.
08:52I have to go to the washroom.
08:54Will you order dessert?
08:55Yeah, sure.
09:06Okay.
09:32Who are you?
09:33Kirill sent me.
09:34To kill me?
09:35No.
09:36Liar. So you're useless to me.
09:38Wait, I'm telling the truth.
09:40He asked me to find out what you're doing in Europe.
09:43Are you targeting him?
09:46I wasn't until now, but now he's bothering me.
09:49Tell your boss I came here peacefully, but I can start a fight anytime.
09:54F**k.
09:55If Kirill wants to ask me anything, he can call you.
09:58Okay?
10:05Urgh.
10:06Urgh.
10:07Urgh.
10:08Urgh.
10:09Urgh.
10:10Urgh.
10:11Urgh.
10:24Leave the dessert.
10:27Let's go.
10:36Urgh.
10:50Max.
11:05Max.
11:18Don't open it.
11:35Max.
11:46Okay.
11:48We have 59 minutes for this job.
11:50Then I'll go to DC and you go back home.
11:54Your voice tells me you're a little sad.
11:57Will you miss me?
12:00No.
12:01You'll miss me.
12:03No.
12:06Hi.
12:07We want to meet Marcus Fisher.
12:10Please.
12:11Good morning.
12:12Morning.
12:13How can I help you?
12:15I want to withdraw some money from my account.
12:17Very good.
12:18Tell me your account number and access code.
12:36I'm sorry.
12:37I can't access your account.
12:38It's frozen.
12:42No.
12:44I've reopened the account.
12:45Believe me.
12:46You can check again.
12:48Sir, the United States has shut down the account.
12:50I can't access it.
12:51And according to the rules, I'll have to inform the OFAC
12:54to reopen the account.
12:56No, no.
12:57Don't do that.
12:58Please.
12:59Give me two minutes.
13:00I'll make a call.
13:01Sir, I'm sorry, but I...
13:02Just two minutes.
13:03Relax.
13:05I promise.
13:10What did you do?
13:12I think I made a mistake.
13:13So we came at the wrong time.
13:15You gave me an hour last night.
13:17I thought when Linus told me the time,
13:20it was according to Geneva.
13:22But no.
13:23He told me the time in DC.
13:24So we got here about six hours ago.
13:26Fix everything.
13:27I will.
13:29Stay here.
13:35Okay.
13:40Something's wrong.
13:43Where's Max?
13:45Shit.
13:46I knew something was up.
13:48Max.
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15:12He must be with my roommate.
15:14No, Ovid. I can't go.
15:18My stomach is really upset.
15:21I've spent the whole night in the bathroom.
15:25Okay. Thanks.
15:27Keep it here.