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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:15And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:21Out of the way!
00:00:25What are you doing?
00:00:26Look, I'll explain later.
00:00:27Just please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:28Tell who?
00:00:29Please.
00:00:30What's your name again?
00:00:31Martha.
00:00:32Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:33Please, Martha.
00:00:34She's psycho.
00:00:35She's psycho?
00:00:36You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:00:38Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:40Just get rid of her and I'll do anything.
00:00:42Okay.
00:00:43Just tuck in your head.
00:00:45Thank you.
00:00:46Where is he?
00:00:47Where's who?
00:00:48Trevor.
00:00:49I saw him running this way.
00:00:51Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:54Trevor Holt?
00:00:55Football player?
00:00:56Huge.
00:00:57No.
00:00:58Doesn't ring any bells.
00:00:59I mean bells.
00:01:00You're lying.
00:01:01Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is, even girls like you.
00:01:06I haven't seen him.
00:01:10Also, you've got a little...
00:01:13I'm watching you.
00:01:20Granny panties?
00:01:22Seriously?
00:01:23How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:26How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:28None of your business.
00:01:31Cover up.
00:01:32No, thanks for handling that Tila situation.
00:01:34She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:36Why?
00:01:37Did she ask for something, like commitment?
00:01:39No, actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:42I don't like her like that and she doesn't get the hint.
00:01:44She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:46I'm sorry, I didn't...
00:01:47Anyway, what'll it be?
00:01:50Huh?
00:01:51I said I owed you one.
00:01:52Am I a man of my word?
00:01:57This is my chance.
00:01:59A favor from Trevor Holt.
00:02:01And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:04What can I do you for, Martha?
00:02:06Drew Longhorn.
00:02:08Drew Longhorn?
00:02:09Yeah, Drew Longhorn.
00:02:10What about Drew Longhorn?
00:02:12I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:15Sorry, why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:20He was my lab partner freshman year.
00:02:23We had chemistry.
00:02:26You had chemistry?
00:02:27Yes.
00:02:28Okay.
00:02:30You want his attention?
00:02:32Then we'll get his attention.
00:02:33But not in that.
00:02:35Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl and it's not...
00:02:38Forget it.
00:02:39Hey.
00:02:40No, let's just forget the whole thing.
00:02:41Hey, I'm an ass, okay?
00:02:43I just meant that this stuff doesn't play up your assets, you know?
00:02:48You're really pretty.
00:02:50You need to show it.
00:02:51You're messing with me.
00:02:52I'm not.
00:02:53I swear.
00:02:55You're just going to have to trust me.
00:02:59Okay.
00:03:00First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:02Everyone's going to notice when you're on my arm.
00:03:04And second, we need to go shopping.
00:03:08Shopping.
00:03:09One, two, three, four.
00:03:11Ta-da.
00:03:23Where did you get all this?
00:03:24It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:26Go on, take your pick.
00:03:28It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:30Go on, take your pick.
00:03:32No, thank you.
00:03:34I'm not parading around in your hook-up trophies.
00:03:38What?
00:03:39These aren't trophies.
00:03:40They're just clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:43They're also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn, so.
00:03:47I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:50I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did not happen while the panties were being worn by the girl.
00:03:55No.
00:03:56Come on, Martha.
00:03:58This stuff's hot.
00:03:59Come on.
00:04:01Just wear it.
00:04:02Trust me.
00:04:03I've worn it.
00:04:05I haven't worn it.
00:04:06I lied.
00:04:07I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:09I just never had the guts.
00:04:11Turn around.
00:04:14Are your eyes closed?
00:04:16Oh, yeah.
00:04:17Totally.
00:04:31Okay.
00:04:33Turn around.
00:04:38Wow.
00:04:40Trevor!
00:04:41What?
00:04:42There's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:43Just get dressed, please.
00:04:45As you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:47Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:53Oh, my God.
00:04:54Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
00:04:59No.
00:05:00I'm not doing this.
00:05:10Okay, I guess I'm doing this.
00:05:18All right, there's three things I need you to remember, okay?
00:05:20Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
00:05:23You listening?
00:05:24Yep.
00:05:25Okay.
00:05:26One, eye contact.
00:05:29Not like that.
00:05:30And two, you need to smile at him.
00:05:34Come on, this is serious.
00:05:35I'm very serious.
00:05:37All right.
00:05:38And three, find a casual way to touch him.
00:05:40You know, a quick hand on the arm, brushy on his bicep.
00:05:43He'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
00:05:45Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:47Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay?
00:05:51All he does is play games.
00:05:57You ready?
00:06:01Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:04Wow, that was really good.
00:06:06I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:10I spoke too soon.
00:06:12I got it.
00:06:13Thanks.
00:06:15Hey, everyone.
00:06:29This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:32He's kidding, everyone.
00:06:33We're just friends.
00:06:34Oh, Mar-Mar, stop being so coy.
00:06:36We're in love.
00:06:38What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:40Just trust me.
00:06:41If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:43But if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:45It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone.
00:06:47Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:49Who's going to believe this anyway?
00:06:51Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:54No.
00:06:55Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:58Trev, what's up, man?
00:07:02I see you brought a friend.
00:07:04Yeah, this is, uh...
00:07:05You look familiar.
00:07:07Have we met?
00:07:08Yeah, we had chemistry.
00:07:10And besides, we had science class.
00:07:12We were lab partners.
00:07:13Oh, yeah.
00:07:15That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:18Yeah, definitely.
00:07:19Total joke.
00:07:21But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:24One second.
00:07:26Two seconds.
00:07:28Got him.
00:07:30What did you say your name was again?
00:07:32Her name is Martha.
00:07:34Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:37Hey guys, we're playing a game of drink or dare in the next room.
00:07:40You care to join?
00:07:41Sure.
00:07:42Sweet.
00:07:44See you there.
00:07:48That was good, right?
00:07:49Have you played drink or dare before?
00:07:51No, but how hard can it be?
00:07:53I got this.
00:08:01Conker, your girlfriend's here.
00:08:03So what?
00:08:04So she's going to know I lied to her.
00:08:06So, just ignore her.
00:08:08My turn.
00:08:09Tila, drink or dare?
00:08:12I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:14Drink.
00:08:16I want you to drink with...
00:08:19Trevor.
00:08:21Okay.
00:08:23I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:25Drink.
00:08:27I want you to drink with...
00:08:30Trevor.
00:08:32Okay.
00:08:37Open up.
00:08:57Yum.
00:08:59Okay, my turn.
00:09:01Drew, drink or dare?
00:09:04Dare.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:10I dare you to take off your panties and put them in the middle of the circle for the rest of the game.
00:09:18Hello?
00:09:19What are you waiting for?
00:09:21You don't have to do this.
00:09:22Yes, she does.
00:09:25Unfortunately, I can't do that, Tila.
00:09:29Because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:35You're up next, Martha.
00:09:37Drew, drink or dare?
00:09:40Drink.
00:09:42I want you to drink with me.
00:09:45My pleasure.
00:09:47This is my chance.
00:09:50To do what I've been dreaming about since freshman year.
00:10:18I should be happy.
00:10:22This is what I've always wanted.
00:10:25But...
00:10:27That was hot.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:30I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
00:10:33No, it's fine.
00:10:35I always wondered what happened to you after that class.
00:10:38Never saw you around.
00:10:40I've seen Drew roughly 83 times since that class ended.
00:10:43Yeah, me too.
00:10:45I'd love to hang out sometime.
00:10:47Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:49Great.
00:10:50Give me your number.
00:10:56I just sent you a special message.
00:10:58Let me know when you get it.
00:11:00Trev has my phone.
00:11:01I'll be right back.
00:11:06Okay, who's next?
00:11:10Trevor?
00:11:16Trevor!
00:11:17Oh, sorry.
00:11:21Trevor!
00:11:33You win, Tilla James.
00:11:35You win.
00:11:46You okay?
00:11:51I'm leaving.
00:11:52You can stay.
00:11:53I just need my phone.
00:11:55Okay, where's my cigarettes?
00:11:57I'll walk you home.
00:11:59Give them to me.
00:12:00No, you have to give them.
00:12:01I know that you have them.
00:12:04Your advice didn't work.
00:12:06Just so you know.
00:12:08It's probably for the best.
00:12:10You two never would have worked out.
00:12:12And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:14Is he too hot for me?
00:12:16Too popular?
00:12:18Or is it just pathetically obvious that I'm a frumpy nerd
00:12:21in a stolen sex dress?
00:12:23No.
00:12:25To all three.
00:12:27You want to know my three reasons?
00:12:29Not particularly.
00:12:30One, he's a douche.
00:12:32Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:34You're doing great so far.
00:12:36Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:38That kiss was perfect.
00:12:40You guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:42That kiss was a hot mess.
00:12:44And I can tell you weren't that into it, so.
00:12:50You're right.
00:12:53It was kind of terrible.
00:12:56Oh, but that look on Tila's face when you told her
00:12:58you weren't wearing any panties.
00:13:00Oh, priceless.
00:13:02How do you do it?
00:13:05Do what?
00:13:07Hide your emotions.
00:13:09I'm just so...
00:13:11easy to read.
00:13:13I noticed.
00:13:15I'm serious, Trevor.
00:13:16What's your secret?
00:13:19I want to learn how to not care about anything like you do.
00:13:24There is no secret.
00:13:26It's just who I am, right?
00:13:29Oh, and before I forget...
00:13:32Hello?
00:13:48Tonight wasn't what I expected, but thank you.
00:13:53Oh, you don't have to thank me.
00:13:55I owed you one.
00:13:58I guess I missed that.
00:14:00Well, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
00:14:02Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:14:04Yeah, because even though it was kind of awful,
00:14:08I got my first kiss.
00:14:11I'm gonna go.
00:14:14Good night, Trevor.
00:14:30Good night.
00:14:41That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:56And there it was.
00:14:58The thing I had been looking for.
00:15:01Chemistry.
00:15:02Between Trevor, the guy with the biggest
00:15:05you-know-what on campus,
00:15:08and me,
00:15:10the virgin.
00:15:19Rumor has it that
00:15:21every girl on campus once drew Longhorn.
00:15:25Every girl, except me.
00:15:28Because after last week,
00:15:30I could not be more overdrew.
00:15:33Martha, mind if I join you?
00:15:37So, where did you run off to after the party on Saturday?
00:15:41I had to go home to study.
00:15:44I have a big test coming up.
00:15:46What are you up to later?
00:15:47Probably more studying.
00:15:50Why?
00:15:52The wet party.
00:15:55The wet party?
00:15:57It's only the most exclusive frat party on campus.
00:16:01So, of course, I've never been invited.
00:16:04What about it?
00:16:06You in?
00:16:08I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.
00:16:11But it could be the perfect way to get over.
00:16:14Wait.
00:16:15Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:17Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:18Holt?
00:16:19Nah.
00:16:20He's been ghosting me.
00:16:21Think he's out.
00:16:22Then I'm in.
00:16:23Excellent.
00:16:26Oh, and bring a friend.
00:16:29A female friend.
00:16:33What are those?
00:16:35Guess who just got us tickets to the wet party.
00:16:40Since when do you find frat parties fun?
00:16:43I just wanted to try something different.
00:16:45Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:48Maybe.
00:16:50Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
00:16:52No.
00:16:54Yes, okay.
00:16:56I just keep playing the night over and over in my head trying to see what went wrong.
00:17:00I mean, things were going so well.
00:17:03We had chemistry.
00:17:11How could he just walk out on me after I asked him to?
00:17:15You know.
00:17:16Take your virginity.
00:17:18Shh, don't say that word.
00:17:20What word?
00:17:23Virginity.
00:17:24There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mar.
00:17:27Tell that to Trevor.
00:17:28He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:30Screw him.
00:17:31That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
00:17:33I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to.
00:17:37I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
00:17:38Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:40I don't think it works that way, Mar.
00:17:42You're right.
00:17:43And you know what?
00:17:44Forget this stupid party.
00:17:46I'm going to study anyway.
00:17:47Oh no.
00:17:48We're going to that party.
00:17:50We are?
00:17:51Yup.
00:17:52And forget these dumb books.
00:17:54All you need are Deb's three simple rules for getting over any guy.
00:17:57Deb's three simple rules?
00:17:59Shh.
00:18:06Step one, dress to impress.
00:18:10But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:12Do it for you.
00:18:15Step one, dress to impress.
00:18:17Check.
00:18:19Step two, find someone new to flirt with.
00:18:22Basic Brad bow.
00:18:23Check.
00:18:24That's Drew Longhorn?
00:18:25He's cute.
00:18:27He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:29Your words?
00:18:30Well, I mean a girl can't look.
00:18:36Step three, to really get over a guy, you've got to put yourself out there.
00:18:40Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:46Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:48I already did that, Deb.
00:18:50I put myself out there with Trevor.
00:18:52Showed him who I really am.
00:18:53And he rejected me.
00:18:54Yeah, but it's not...
00:18:55No.
00:18:57From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:19:01Great.
00:19:02This will be fun.
00:19:11I love you.
00:19:12I love you.
00:19:13I love you.
00:19:14I love you.
00:19:15I love you.
00:19:16I love you.
00:19:17I love you.
00:19:18I love you.
00:19:19I love you.
00:19:20I love you.
00:19:21I love you.
00:19:22I love you.
00:19:23I love you.
00:19:24I love you.
00:19:25I love you.
00:19:26I love you.
00:19:27I love you.
00:19:28I love you.
00:19:29I love you.
00:19:30I love you.
00:19:31I love you.
00:19:32I love you.
00:19:33I love you.
00:19:34I love you.
00:19:35I love you.
00:19:36I love you.
00:19:37I love you.
00:19:38I love you.
00:19:39Trevor Holt.
00:19:40He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:43Trevor Holt.
00:19:45He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:47But now that he is...
00:19:49Martha!
00:19:51Glad you could make it.
00:19:53And you brought a friend.
00:19:55Drew Longhorn.
00:19:56In the flesh.
00:19:57And you are...
00:19:59Drew, this is my best friend, Deb.
00:20:02It's a pleasure, Debra.
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:07What are you doing here?
00:20:09Hello to you too, Trevor.
00:20:11They're here with me, Holt.
00:20:13None of your concern.
00:20:15Can we talk?
00:20:16Alone?
00:20:18I need a refill anyway.
00:20:21Debra?
00:20:22Care to join me?
00:20:24I bet you came here with Drew.
00:20:26Really?
00:20:27Why?
00:20:28Jealous?
00:20:29After the kiss last week?
00:20:30No.
00:20:31He's right.
00:20:33That was pretty much the worst kiss of all time.
00:20:37I just thought it would be fun.
00:20:39Martha, this party, these people...
00:20:42It's not your thing.
00:20:43Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
00:20:45Please, you're an open book.
00:20:47That's what I like about you.
00:20:49Trevor!
00:20:50Up for a round of beer pong?
00:20:52Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:54Hello?
00:20:56No!
00:20:57Yes!
00:20:58Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
00:21:01Can't we talk about what happened?
00:21:03There's nothing to talk about.
00:21:04Just give me a second to explain.
00:21:06You.
00:21:07Who let you into this party?
00:21:09Who let you into this college?
00:21:11Have you ever even played beer pong before?
00:21:14There's a first time for everything.
00:21:16All right.
00:21:17It's two to a team.
00:21:19So who's it gonna be?
00:21:20The clueless nerd or me?
00:21:23Her.
00:21:24Fine.
00:21:25Drew, you're on my team.
00:21:27Let's do this.
00:21:28Debra, are you in?
00:21:29Oh, uh, no.
00:21:30I am gluten intolerant.
00:21:32I'll just watch.
00:21:33You sure?
00:21:35Positive.
00:21:37You know what?
00:21:38Let's up the stakes.
00:21:39What did you have in mind?
00:21:41What about strip beer pong?
00:21:44Sweet!
00:21:45Come on, Toa.
00:21:47I'm game.
00:21:48You don't even know how to play beer pong.
00:21:50What are the rules?
00:21:51Every time we sink a ball, one of you removes a piece of clothing.
00:21:55Oh, yeah.
00:21:57And vice versa.
00:21:59So if Trevor makes it, this trip seems easy enough.
00:22:03Come on, Holt.
00:22:04It's game time.
00:22:05Let's go.
00:22:06Ladies first.
00:22:14Hold on.
00:22:16Your form is way off.
00:22:18May I?
00:22:28Okay, that's not even fair.
00:22:31You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
00:22:33You're not afraid of a little competition, are you, Toa?
00:22:36Oh, please.
00:22:38Ladies, ladies.
00:22:40Let me show you both how it's done.
00:22:48Uh-oh.
00:22:49Great job.
00:22:50Mm.
00:22:52My turn.
00:22:58All right, Trevor, you know the rules.
00:23:00Ugh, you are so lame.
00:23:03You're up.
00:23:04Want another lesson?
00:23:05I think I can handle myself.
00:23:08I learn quick.
00:23:11Okay, I call BS.
00:23:13There's no way an amateur like you can play beer pong.
00:23:16I don't care.
00:23:18Okay, I call BS.
00:23:20There's no way an amateur like her could have made that shot.
00:23:23It's called studying, Tila.
00:23:25Ever tried it?
00:23:26Mm.
00:23:27Game time.
00:23:31Your turn, nerd.
00:23:33Strip.
00:23:34You don't have to do this.
00:23:36Not for her.
00:23:39I know.
00:23:40I'm doing it for me.
00:23:43There.
00:23:45Happy?
00:23:47Trevor, it's your turn.
00:23:52I got it.
00:23:53I got it.
00:23:54Whatever.
00:23:55Can we talk now, please?
00:23:56There's nothing to talk about.
00:23:58I just want to tell you why I...
00:23:59You can't seem to commit to anything.
00:24:01No.
00:24:02Don't care about anyone but yourself.
00:24:03No.
00:24:04Think I'm just some clueless nerd?
00:24:05I don't.
00:24:06Then why, Trevor?
00:24:07Why did you walk out on me?
00:24:08Why?
00:24:09I just didn't want to sleep with you.
00:24:11Woo!
00:24:12Found it.
00:24:13What'd I miss?
00:24:14I'm so sorry.
00:24:15I guess I win.
00:24:16No, no, no, no, stop.
00:24:17You cannot leave.
00:24:18Now.
00:24:19No.
00:24:20No.
00:24:21No.
00:24:22No.
00:24:23No.
00:24:24No.
00:24:25No.
00:24:26No.
00:24:27No.
00:24:28No.
00:24:29No.
00:24:30No.
00:24:31No.
00:24:32No.
00:24:33No.
00:24:34No.
00:24:35No.
00:24:36No.
00:24:37No.
00:24:38No.
00:24:39You cannot leave.
00:24:40Not now.
00:24:41Didn't you see what happened back there?
00:24:43Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt, the guy with the one night stand box, doesn't want
00:24:48to sleep with me.
00:24:49Oh Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:24:50Who cares, Mar?
00:24:52He told the entire school that he passed up the opportunity to sleep with you.
00:24:57Hey.
00:24:58The Martha I know doesn't give up.
00:25:00Okay?
00:25:01The Martha I know succeeds at everything she sets her mind to.
00:25:05And Martha, you know, is also still into some guy who rejected her.
00:25:10I should hate him.
00:25:11But I don't.
00:25:12I can't.
00:25:13A part of me still wants to be with him, even after all that.
00:25:21This is serious, so hold my hand, okay?
00:25:23If Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Mar, then he doesn't deserve you.
00:25:27But I know there's someone out there who does.
00:25:30Okay?
00:25:31So just no, no, no, like that, okay, great?
00:25:36Remember step three, you gotta keep putting yourself out there, okay?
00:25:44Okay, come on.
00:25:47Wait.
00:25:49I have an idea.
00:25:52Wait, where are you going?
00:25:54I'm putting myself out there.
00:25:56Yes!
00:25:57Here we go, girl!
00:25:59Okay, Martha, we can do this.
00:26:02Hey, everybody!
00:26:04Listen up!
00:26:06Wow, there's a lot of you.
00:26:09Okay, um, well, my name is Martha, and as you may have heard, Trevor Holt doesn't want
00:26:16to sleep with me.
00:26:19But there's more to me than that.
00:26:21So here goes.
00:26:23Tilla James, you called me a clueless nerd, and you're right, I'm a huge nerd.
00:26:30I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
00:26:33I mean, last weekend was my first party, can you believe that?
00:26:37I've been so busy studying that I think I've missed out on the important parts of college,
00:26:41like getting to know myself.
00:26:44I guess what I'm trying to say is, I am clueless, especially when it comes to love.
00:26:54I've never slept with anyone, or dated anyone, but I don't care that I'm a virgin.
00:27:03Because when the time is right, it will happen, and it will be on my terms.
00:27:07And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me, or if somebody doesn't like
00:27:11me.
00:27:12Because I like me, just the way I am.
00:27:21Putting myself out there, check.
00:27:24I can't believe I just told everyone on campus that I'm a virgin.
00:27:28Woo!
00:27:29Woo!
00:27:30Woo!
00:27:31Woo!
00:27:32Woo!
00:27:33Woo!
00:27:34Woo!
00:27:35Woo!
00:27:36Woo!
00:27:37Woo!
00:27:38Woo!
00:27:39Woo!
00:27:40Woo!
00:27:41Woo!
00:27:42Woo!
00:27:43Hi, I'm Trevor.
00:27:47Some of you may know me as something of a douche.
00:27:50I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls, but that's only because before any of you
00:27:55knew me, back in high school, someone broke my heart.
00:28:00When I got to college, I slept my way around campus to prevent myself from getting hurt
00:28:05again.
00:28:06I even developed a bit of a reputation, and I was fine with that.
00:28:10But the other night, everything changed when I met Martha.
00:28:17Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.
00:28:21You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:28:24I just, I didn't want to sleep with you because I wanted your first time to be special, and
00:28:30this may sound stupid coming from me, but I didn't want to rush it.
00:28:34I really, really like you, Martha, and I know I don't deserve it, but if you just, if you
00:28:39give me one more chance, I...
00:28:41Yes!
00:28:42What was that?
00:28:44I said yes, I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
00:28:48Woo!
00:28:49Woo!
00:28:50Woo!
00:28:51Woo!
00:28:52Woo!
00:28:53Woo!
00:28:54Woo!
00:28:55Woo!
00:28:56Woo!
00:28:57Woo!
00:28:58Woo!
00:28:59Woo!
00:29:00Woo!
00:29:01Woo!
00:29:02Woo!
00:29:03Woo!
00:29:04Woo!
00:29:05Woo!
00:29:06Woo!
00:29:07Woo!
00:29:08Woo!
00:29:09Woo!
00:29:10Woo!
00:29:11Woo!
00:29:12Woo!
00:29:13Woo!
00:29:14Woo!
00:29:15Woo!
00:29:16Drew Longhorn, I think you're funny, charming, and secretly sweet, and hot, like so hot.
00:29:17Ah!
00:29:18Ah!
00:29:19Woo!
00:29:20Woo!
00:29:21Woo!
00:29:22most of you already know me but I'm Drew and I really hate parties oh yeah I
00:29:33always get nervous and wind up saying things I don't mean making out with
00:29:38people I don't like but today was different because today I met someone I
00:29:44think I actually really do like so maybe I don't have to go to any more of these
00:29:50stupid parties I do love drinking though I know you guys think I'm like really
00:30:00mean or whatever but that's just because I'm brutally honest and if you don't
00:30:05like it that's your problem
00:30:20so there it is that's how Trevor Holt, the hottest guy in school, started dating me the virgin but you'll just have to imagine the rest
00:30:35I wonder if I look different now that I've...
00:30:50oh my god you did it didn't you did what you had sex with Trevor Holt why would
00:31:12you say that oh my god you're glowing I won all the
00:31:16dates it happened I'm not a virgin anymore where did you get that I found
00:31:26it in Drew's closet this morning what were you doing in Drew's closet this
00:31:30morning yeah no Mart you're not changing the subject so how was it it was nice
00:31:36is that his hat yeah it still smells like him too oh my god you're so in love oh Deb I have to hop on the study
00:31:47buddy zoom I'll call you later yeah not a chance Mart you still have two
00:31:50minutes so hurry up and dish the dirt fine it was romantic I mean Trevor is an
00:31:58amazing kisser he does this thing where he kissed along my jawline oh my god
00:32:03mark two minutes off of the kissing on to the good stuff the kissing was the
00:32:07good stuff what the sex wasn't good it was not the best yeah okay so you know
00:32:17that rumor about Trevor about his yes god yes sorry yes so it's true and it
00:32:25was kind of uncomfortable yeah honestly Mart it's um it's pretty
00:32:32uncomfortable for every girl their first time no matter what the size I've
00:32:35just been dreaming about this moment for as long as I can remember and then it
00:32:40just happened and it didn't feel great I'm sorry I wish they told us that I
00:32:48wish I told you that but I'm not lying when I say it does get better though it
00:32:54just may never get better what do you mean I mean you gotta find the right
00:32:59match emotionally and physically and then that's when things start getting
00:33:05real good what if it wasn't good for him either I'm sure it was good for him he
00:33:14gave you his hat so yeah but he hasn't responded to any of my texts this
00:33:19morning what if he woke up and he realized he's over me okay first of all
00:33:23he's probably still asleep and secondly I'm sending you an article on this it is
00:33:27very scientific I'm just gonna keep trying I'm gonna keep having sex with
00:33:36Trevor and get it right that's the spirit Oh Deb I gotta go I'm late for
00:33:42study buddies okay call me later oh my god seriously you again you're taking
00:33:54French for a one yeah Martha I mean who wouldn't want to take French porn French
00:33:59what French porn the famous class on French cinema I mean it's all about French
00:34:06guys I think you're in the wrong class Tila this is an advanced history class
00:34:12on the French Revolution oh my god I can't believe I forgot that you're such
00:34:17a loser bye Martha
00:34:22hi I can see you hello hi can you see me hello I can see you oh this video yes
00:34:47this is a zoom call for French 401 the class about the French Revolution not
00:34:51porn sorry I'm a bit of a virgin of this sorry what it's my first time okay
00:34:58using zoom right yes of course uh mine too actually virgin still a virgin what's
00:35:06this you're saying about porn I was just saying that this is not a class on French
00:35:11porn it's class on the history of the French Revolution yeah I know I'm a
00:35:16history major what's your major chemistry I'm Brett by the way Martha
00:35:26we should probably get to studying huh yeah so what are your thoughts about
00:35:31Napoleon do you really think he had a small I told you this isn't French porn
00:35:38I was going to say army but I can see your minds on something else today oh
00:35:46yeah sorry you're glowing you know that do you need to grab that actually
00:35:55apparently it's pretty important so I might I'll call you right back I'll be
00:36:01here waiting what is so urgent
00:36:10Trevor's dead
00:36:31hey how you doing today just another day without Trevor Mar it's time to take the
00:36:40hat off I can't it's all I have left yeah it's been weeks so just take it off
00:36:47and wash it no I still can't believe it there he was just walking across the
00:36:55street carrying his one-night stand box and then BAM hit by a bus thought it was
00:37:00a car I think it was a bus no no it was a car a tiny car like a Fiat I still
00:37:06don't know why he was carrying the one-night stand box I heard that when
00:37:10they found him he had a pink thong on his face wonderful the love of my life
00:37:15died wearing a thong on his face and it wasn't even mine it's like I never knew
00:37:20love before Trevor and now I will never know love again one second
00:37:29where was I oh yeah maybe I should just join a convent do they take nuns if
00:37:35you're almost a virgin I love you I do but enough I cannot sit here and watch
00:37:43you hollow in despair okay Trevor yes he's dead and yes that's sad but it is
00:37:50time to move on I can't move on Deb I loved him you knew him for one week he
00:37:57has been dead for four he has been dead for longer than you knew him sorry that's
00:38:03harsh it's just that Trevor would want you to be happy and he would want you to
00:38:10find love yeah maybe you're right hang on one more second
00:38:16oh it's Brett he's going to be late for our study zoom again speaking of moving
00:38:24God what of course he is he's hot and alive he's also always late would rather
00:38:34surf than study and yet get straight A's by practically sleeping through class so
00:38:39you're just jealous because he's smarter than you all I'm saying is that we don't
00:38:43have chemistry oh what nothing it's just this is nice I've missed you and I've
00:38:53really missed not telling you about the 25 times I had sex with you longhorn
00:38:5825 times Oh 26 actually oh my god so how's the sex oh my god it's amazing
00:39:07oh really remember when I told you that when you meet your match it gets really
00:39:11good well he is my game set match what made the sex so good well he takes
00:39:20direction very well you give him direction of course yes how else is a
00:39:25girl supposed to get what she needs and girl I got what I needed last night
00:39:30go on you're blushing what no no no but you should be why sex is a beautiful
00:39:38thing what did he do that made it so good well remember how you kissed him at
00:39:45the drink-or-dare party yeah I remember the night that Trevor pretended to be my
00:39:51boyfriend yeah remember this like crazy tongue thing that he did and you lift
00:39:56your whole face off mm-hmm let's just say that works better elsewhere that was
00:40:03the night that Trevor gave me my first real kiss the night that forever changed
00:40:08my life what am I just too sad for you yeah actually you're really sad because
00:40:18you know what I'm your best friend and all we ever talked about is you when was
00:40:21the last time we talked about literally just now I have been sleeping with Drew
00:40:27for a month and you just heard about it I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the
00:40:37death of my boyfriend he was not your boyfriend he was just some guy that lost
00:40:44your virginity to you're being a bitch good what do you want Martha oh hi Drew
00:41:00what do you want I was just calling to do a little undercover work yeah you
00:41:05know a little secret detective just tell me what you want through okay sorry I
00:41:10was just wondering what's Deb's favorite color oh sorry it's orange thanks sorry to bother you
00:41:18yeah no problem sorry I snapped at you I've just been having not a great day that's Trev's hat
00:41:24isn't it yeah I miss him so much I've never had a friend die before me neither I I gotta get
00:41:33something off my chest what Trevor's death was my fault you were there no but he called me that
00:41:40morning he told me that he was really serious about you and I didn't believe that he'd be
00:41:46serious until he got rid of the one-night stand box we were gonna burn the box together he got
00:41:55hit when he was on his way over truth that that doesn't make it your fault that doesn't make it
00:42:01your fault well it feels like it they say Trevor tried to get out of the way but his ankle seized
00:42:07up me couldn't move stupid old injury sorry what injury you know Trevor hurt his ankle during
00:42:16football really yes and he heard it again like three weeks before he died you didn't know that
00:42:21I didn't know him then what I thought you guys were in love we met the week before he died what
00:42:29a whirlwind romance yeah I guess you could say that so did you ever get to meet his twin sister
00:42:33Trevor had a twin yeah Taylor super hot she goes to school here too I guess I didn't meet her you
00:42:41know I should probably introduce Deb to my family soon too just in case in case you die I think
00:42:48we're ready to take the next step to make it official that's actually sweet yeah I need to
00:42:55go buy her some orange flowers hey Drew what was Trevor's favorite color the dude loved blue you
00:43:01know he was almost gonna go to Duke just because of school colors he almost went to Duke yeah I
00:43:06guess there's a lot you didn't know about him I guess so anyways thanks for the Intel Martha catch
00:43:12you later Oh study buddies hey wasn't sure if you're gonna make it yeah sorry I'm late no
00:43:31don't apologize I've been like a thousand times it's something I'm working on you okay yeah Deb and
00:43:41I just got in a big fight about Trevor your ex-boyfriend who died yeah and then Drew called
00:43:47me and told me that I didn't really know him Wow that's dickish oh he didn't actually say that
00:43:53and anyway he's right how are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead she thinks I'm
00:43:59wallowing and I need to move on well I think you should take as much time as you need you know
00:44:04someone once told me it takes half the amount of time you're in the relationship to get over them
00:44:09so it should have taken me three and a half days you're not kidding I only knew him for a week and
00:44:22we were in a fight for like half of that I'm so confused and it wasn't even my real boyfriend I
00:44:28mean we had sex we wasn't like not my boyfriend why am I telling you all this no this is good this
00:44:33is good it's starting to make more sense now what that I'm a fool no that you're still processing
00:44:39you know it all happened so fast give yourself time it'll heal Thanks Brett oh it's Deb do you
00:44:49mind if I answer this go for it I'll just be here reading about Napoleon small army
00:44:55hey Deb Martha hey Mar I am so sorry no I do you were just trying to help me and you know what
00:45:11you're right I barely knew him did you know he almost went to Duke yeah anyway I'm really sorry
00:45:18for being a selfish friend and I promise I will always be here to listen to stories about Drew's
00:45:24tongue game I should not be listening to this and I'm sorry to Mar having sex for the first time is
00:45:30such a big deal and then waking up the very next day and finding out that the guy you lost your
00:45:35virginity to is dead oh my god could you hear all of that yeah no yeah yeah I mean I wasn't wasn't
00:45:48listening but how about you guys finish up your conversation and then we can pick this up yeah
00:45:52okay bye oh my god hey Deb I really can't talk right now Brett and I have a big project due
00:46:06tomorrow and he's late with his part again Deb what's wrong oh my god oh my god you're pregnant
00:46:19I don't even know how to hold it I peed on it oh I thought you guys use condoms we use so many we
00:46:29have so much sex in you so many well they do say the effectiveness is only 98% so this is a
00:46:36fascinating case study Martha sorry not being helpful are you gonna keep it I don't know I
00:46:45have so many plans for my career I don't think I'm ready to be a mom well what did Drew say
00:46:51he doesn't know Deb you have to tell him I can't he's taking me to see his parents tonight he's
00:46:58taking me to see his parents tonight he told me they're super traditional and they think Drew's
00:47:04a virgin and they're gonna think that I corrupted their son okay Deb Drew loves you I know he'll be
00:47:10supportive and I'm sure his parents will come around too oh that's him what do I do you tell
00:47:18the truth okay I'll call you later okay good luck well hello my beautiful lady I require your
00:47:29assistance in selecting the appropriate attire for this evening what do you think blue orange
00:47:35orange it matches my dress is that new mascara you're wearing you look smoldering um Drew be
00:47:44I have something that I need to tell you oh I already know what you're gonna say you do you're
00:47:51afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese but don't worry I already explained the whole veganism
00:47:57thing to her anyway and she totally gets it now she's making vegan meatloaf for dinner
00:48:02so are you excited to meet my parents tonight because they are stoked to meet you are you
00:48:10excited to meet my parents tonight because they are stoked to meet you they're not gonna be very
00:48:16stoked about me are you kidding me they're gonna absolutely love you this is the first time I'm
00:48:22ever bringing a girl over oh no really yeah absolutely adore you hey you my lady are perfect
00:48:34trust me okay I'll see you soon how'd it go I couldn't tell him Deb it's his baby you have to
00:48:47tell him at some point nope I just gotta make it through tonight because his parents are so excited
00:48:54to meet me and they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant because I'm just bloated so I will tell
00:49:01him when we get home oh it's Brett we got to finish this assignment you got this Deb
00:49:31drinking on a Tuesday night huh been there done that Oh Tila sorry I thought you were Martha what
00:49:47oh no hey are you in the Longhorns upstairs bathroom yes I knew I recognized it I peeped
00:49:58there once during a reacher so is Drew having a party dinner with his parents food's that bad no
00:50:07I'm just not feeling very well anyway what do you want well that's no way to treat your favorite
00:50:14study buddy all right listen I need help on our French porn homework you'd like to friend you'd
00:50:26like to friend oh my god what what are you pregnant I have a sixth sense for these kinds
00:50:39of things oh my god you haven't told Drew yet have you everything okay in there babe yes fantastic
00:50:50I am just changing my tampon well my mom said that she wanted me to bring you some seltzer
00:50:56water she thinks you look a little flushed no oh was it the meatloaf no I'm just taking a real big
00:51:06poop I you just go back into dinner and I'll see you in a minute okay let me know if you need
00:51:13anything okay mrs. Longhorn is oblivious she thinks all girls are angels she even called me
00:51:25an angel one time after I threw up a liter of vodka in her bathroom how do I get out of this
00:51:31just go back out there and tell them you were up late studying and you feel like shit and then go
00:51:38home with Drew and fess up okay thank you Tilla that was weirdly helpful no biggie
00:51:51are you mad at me babe no is it because I kissed Martha that one time I didn't even know you back
00:52:00then no did my parents say something that upset you ruined everything tonight you didn't babe my
00:52:08mom loved you she said that you're like an angel if only they knew I corrupted their son babe what
00:52:16are you talking about check my purse
00:52:20oh my god I'm so sorry yeah oh man what I thought you'd be devastated what about your
00:52:47parents devastated babe my mom loves babies you know what this means though right
00:52:54Deborah Davis will you
00:53:17hey what's up what I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight that doesn't include books
00:53:32how is that studying you'll see first I need you to turn off all of your lights what just just do
00:53:42it quick and then turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed why do I get the feeling
00:53:51I'm not gonna learn anything Martha little trust please so are you gonna tell me what we're doing
00:53:58the history channel is streaming in a pollen biopic which covers everything in our current
00:54:03chapter really yeah and I thought we could watch it together that actually sounds fun I'm gonna
00:54:09send you the link oh I wish I'd popcorn or something yeah that would be nice all right
00:54:17I'm gonna start it oh wait hold on one second
00:54:25I did what yeah I thought we'd get hungry so I ordered us French food because of Napoleon I'm
00:54:49sorry not to be a downer or anything but this isn't studying it's not supposed to be huh it's
00:54:58a date Martha hi oh sorry I'm confused I've been wanting to ask you out but I wasn't sure if you
00:55:09were ready yet after Trevor so I thought I'd act like it was a study thing and see how you felt at
00:55:16the end that's actually really sweet right but this is not gonna work why are you kidding me we're
00:55:24study buddies what's gonna happen if this date doesn't go well and then things get awkward and
00:55:30we get a bad grade on the assignment and then I flunk out of class okay if we won't study buddies
00:55:34then would you be interested in me well yeah I guess why are you blushing I didn't say the word
00:55:45virgin right look my motto is to live in the now so worrying about how this could get awkward in
00:55:52the future it's pointless okay and if it does get awkward I'll still be glad I tried that's a bad
00:55:59choice I live my life from one awkward moment to the next and I do not recommend it well you should
00:56:06you know tons of good things come out of scary conversations such as such as going on a date
00:56:12with a girl you like if you're not doing things that scare you you're not living life you know
00:56:21what I guess you have a point all right let's do this date excellent bon appetit these reforms
00:56:33brought rejoicing to many so question if you knew you're gonna die in the next 30 days how
00:56:41would you spend the next month well this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours and then
00:56:46but you're gonna die dead why would you go to the chem lab because I'm mid-experiment Martha
00:56:53burn the planner I like plans I like to know what's gonna happen next it's this date putting
00:56:59you on edge no are you having just a little bit of fun yes but you don't know what I have planned
00:57:06next oh no no I'm not gonna do anything crazy I just think sometimes you're so worried about
00:57:13checking off boxes that you're gonna miss out on what's happening right in front of you you're
00:57:17an eat-dessert-first kind of person aren't you you know it okay if I was gonna die in 30 days
00:57:28I'd go to the beach more amazing I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket
00:57:35there you go and I'd find someone to kiss a lot me too kissing's the best kissing's the best I know
00:57:46what's your favorite place to be kissed huh I guess I'd have to say my my sharp edges what
00:57:55does that mean my jawline collarbone even my fingers it kind of reminds me where I start and
00:58:02stop this is embarrassing no I think it's sexy what about you where in the world would you like
00:58:11to be kiss like in your apartment or walking down the street the ocean wow that sounds dreamy it is
00:58:21have you ever had sex on a beach no I'm kind of an experience remember right right well don't
00:58:29it's what I was gonna say you don't have to do that no no it's it's not it's saying it's in your
00:58:34butt crack it's horrible yeah when they do it in the movies it looks horrible yeah I didn't mean
00:58:44to make you feel bad no it's fine it is what it is you know it doesn't matter right sure it does
00:58:50most people my age I've had tons of sex you go checking off those boxes and that is also not
00:58:56true my roommate is a virgin great but I don't want to die only having had sex one time and only
00:59:03kissing two people that's pathetic what if you only kiss two people but one of them was your
00:59:08perfect match okay you know what let's say you're right what if I did only kiss two people and what
00:59:13if one of them was my perfect match and now he's dead no I didn't yeah you sure did so yeah I found
00:59:22my guy we kissed we had sex it wasn't even that good it never is the first time thanks I've been
00:59:27told and so now he's dead and I can either have a thousand bad kisses or never kiss anyone again
00:59:33and you know what if any of those kisses are anything like your longhorns I think I'd rather
00:59:38kiss no one not even me I think I'd rather kiss no one not even me
00:59:48you did this didn't you I have no idea what you're talking about the guitarist outside my window oh
01:00:12come on he has a sign that says for Martha okay all right I asked my roommate to play romantic
01:00:20French music but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar that's really sweet you know what I tried
01:00:26but failed this has just been one complete disaster no it wasn't at all no it's okay we
01:00:33can end this now I'll call my roommate and we'd be done with it no don't please this is actually
01:00:39one of the best dates I've ever been on no one's ever really planned a whole night like this just
01:00:44for me okay I realize that you haven't been on many dates and that's that is that is fine but
01:00:50crying in the middle of it it's not a good sign and look I should never have pushed you so far
01:00:59out of your comfort zone it's that's not okay I'm so sorry Brett no don't apologize no you planned
01:01:10the sweetest day ever and I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried hello I'm Martha and I ruin
01:01:17everything you didn't ruin anything because that would mean I don't like you anymore and I think
01:01:24I'm into you now more than ever how is that even possible because you're incredibly real I'm not
01:01:31trying to figure out what you're thinking because let's be honest you say it out loud all the time
01:01:38it's not a good thing well I think it is so any other surprises no that was the last one then
01:01:52well our guitars does on a break I want to play you this new song I'm into okay cool but there's
01:01:58one condition we have to dance like in our rooms you want me to come over no no no stand up right
01:02:09here right now dance with me okay for you to come and make it right I thought you never heard me
01:02:19like the way you did tonight wait hang on I got the best idea
01:02:39so much fun yeah I haven't danced like that in a long time hey I had a really great time tonight
01:02:58like really great yeah yeah me too yeah I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime
01:03:07oh yeah how come cuz I plan on being number three I'd like that all right I'll talk to you soon
01:03:16hey nerd why are you calling me well I heard you and Bret are talking or whatever and that
01:03:34is your business how well there's something you should know what
01:04:04you