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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:15And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:21Out of the way!
00:00:25What are you doing?
00:00:26Look, I'll explain later.
00:00:27Just please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:28Tell who?
00:00:29Please.
00:00:30What's your name again?
00:00:31Martha.
00:00:32Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:33Please, Martha.
00:00:34She's psycho.
00:00:35She's psycho?
00:00:36You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:00:38Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:40Just get rid of her and I'll do anything.
00:00:42Okay.
00:00:43Just tuck in your head.
00:00:46Where is he?
00:00:47Where's who?
00:00:48Trevor.
00:00:49I saw him running this way.
00:00:51Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:54Trevor Holt?
00:00:56Football player?
00:00:57Huge.
00:00:58No.
00:00:59Doesn't ring any balls.
00:01:00I mean bells.
00:01:01You're lying.
00:01:02Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is.
00:01:05Even girls like you.
00:01:07I haven't seen him.
00:01:10Also, you've got a little...
00:01:13I'm watching you.
00:01:22Granny panties?
00:01:23Seriously?
00:01:24How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:27None of your business.
00:01:30Cover up.
00:01:31No, thanks for handling that Tilla situation.
00:01:33She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:35Why?
00:01:36Did she ask for something?
00:01:37Like commitment?
00:01:39Actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:41I don't like her like that.
00:01:42She doesn't get the hint.
00:01:44She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:45I'm sorry.
00:01:46I didn't...
00:01:47Anyway, what'll it be?
00:01:50Huh?
00:01:51I said I owed you one.
00:01:52Am I a man of my word?
00:01:58This is my chance.
00:01:59A favor from Trevor Holt.
00:02:01And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:04What can I do you for, Martha?
00:02:06Drew Longhorn.
00:02:07Drew Longhorn?
00:02:08Yeah.
00:02:09Drew Longhorn.
00:02:10Why Drew Longhorn?
00:02:11I once kissed Drew Longhorn.
00:02:15I'm sorry.
00:02:16Why?
00:02:17Why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:20He's my bad partner.
00:02:22Chemistry.
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00:02:51Find me a friend.
00:02:53So that they'll trust me.
00:02:58First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:02Everyone's going to notice.
00:03:04Second, we can go shopping.
00:03:08Shopping.
00:03:10Shopping.
00:03:11Shopping.
00:03:12Shopping.
00:03:13Shopping.
00:03:14Shopping.
00:03:15Shopping.
00:03:16Shopping.
00:03:17Shopping.
00:03:18Shopping.
00:03:19Shopping.
00:03:20Where did you get all this?
00:03:24It's my one night stand box. Go on, take your pick.
00:03:28It's my one night stand box. Go on, take your pick.
00:03:32No thank you. I'm not parading around in your
00:03:36hookup trophies. What? These aren't trophies. These are just
00:03:40clothes that have been forgotten. They're also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like
00:03:44Drew Longhorn. So. I'm not wearing someone
00:03:48else's sex panties. I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did
00:03:52not happen while the panties were being worn by the girl. No.
00:03:56Come on, Martha. This stuff's hot. Come on.
00:04:00Just wear it. Trust me. I've worn it.
00:04:04I haven't worn it. I lied. I've always wanted to wear something sexy
00:04:08like that. I just never had the guts. Turn around.
00:04:12Are your eyes closed?
00:04:16Oh yeah. Totally.
00:04:28Okay.
00:04:32Turn around.
00:04:36Wow.
00:04:40Trevor! What? There's nothing you haven't seen before. Just get dressed
00:04:44please. As you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of. Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know
00:04:48would I?
00:04:52Oh my god. Did I just tell Trevor Holt that
00:04:56I'm a virgin? No.
00:05:00I'm not doing this.
00:05:08Okay. I guess I'm doing this.
00:05:14Alright, there's three things I need you to remember.
00:05:18Three simple tricks to get any man's attention. You listening?
00:05:22Yep. Okay. One, eye contact.
00:05:26Not like that. And two, you need to
00:05:30smile at him. Come on, this is serious.
00:05:34I'm very serious. Alright. And three, find a casual way to touch him.
00:05:38Quick hand on the arm, brush it on his bicep. He'll know what game you're playing.
00:05:42Why does that have to be a game? Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here.
00:05:46Okay? All he does is play games.
00:05:54You ready?
00:05:58Thank you for your help, Trevor. Wow.
00:06:02That was really good. I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:06I spoke too soon.
00:06:10I got it. Thanks.
00:06:26Hey everyone! This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:30He's kidding everyone, we're just friends.
00:06:34Oh Marmar, stop being so coy. We're in love.
00:06:38What the hell is wrong with you? Just trust me. If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:42Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:46It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone. Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:50Who's gonna believe this anyway? Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:54No. Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:58Trevor! What's up, man?
00:07:02I see you brought a friend.
00:07:06Have we met? Yeah, we kind of streamed together.
00:07:10Sorry, it's class. We're lab partners.
00:07:14That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:18Yeah, definitely a total joke. But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:22One second.
00:07:26God.
00:07:30What did you say your name was again? It's Martha.
00:07:34Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:38Hey guys, we're playing a game of drink or dinner in the next room.
00:07:42Can I join? Sure. Sweet.
00:07:46See you there.
00:07:50That was good, right?
00:07:54Trevor!
00:07:58Trevor!
00:08:02Trevor!
00:08:06Trevor!
00:08:10Trevor!
00:08:14Trevor!
00:08:18Trevor!
00:08:22I'm feeling thirsty, Drew. Drink.
00:08:26I want you to drink with...
00:08:30Trevor.
00:08:34Open up.
00:08:52Yum.
00:08:56Okay, my turn.
00:09:00You. Drink or dare?
00:09:04Dare.
00:09:08I dare you to take off your panties
00:09:12and put them in the middle of the circle for the rest of the game.
00:09:16Hello. What are you waiting for?
00:09:20You don't have to do this. Yes, she does.
00:09:24Unfortunately, I can't do that to her.
00:09:28Because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:32You're up next, Martha.
00:09:36Drew, drink or dare?
00:09:40Drink. I want you to drink with
00:09:44me. My pleasure.
00:09:48To do what I've been dreaming about
00:09:52since freshman year.
00:10:18I should be happy.
00:10:22This is what I've always wanted, but...
00:10:26That was hot. Yeah.
00:10:30I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
00:10:34No, it's fine. I always wondered what happened to you after that class.
00:10:38Never saw you around. I've seen Drew roughly 83
00:10:42times since that class ended. Yeah, me too.
00:10:46I'd love to hang out sometime. Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:50Great. Give me your number.
00:10:54I just sent you a special message.
00:10:58Let me know when you get it. Trev has my phone. I'll be right back.
00:11:06Okay. Who's next?
00:11:10Trevor?
00:11:16Trevor! Oh, sorry.
00:11:20Trevor!
00:11:32You win, Tilla James. You win.
00:11:46You okay?
00:11:50I'm leaving. You can stay.
00:11:54I just need my phone.
00:11:58I'll walk you home.
00:12:02Your advice didn't work.
00:12:06Just so you know. It's probably for the best.
00:12:10You two never would have worked out.
00:12:14And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:18Is he too hot for me? Too popular?
00:12:22Or is it just pathetically obvious that I'm a frumpy nerd in a stolen sex dress?
00:12:26No. To all three.
00:12:30You want to know my three reasons? Not particularly.
00:12:34One, he's a douche. Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:38You're doing great so far. Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:42And I can tell you weren't that into it, so...
00:12:46You're right.
00:12:50It was kind of terrible.
00:12:54Oh, but that look on Tilla's face when you told her you weren't wearing any panties?
00:12:58Oh, priceless.
00:13:02How do you do it? Do what?
00:13:06Hide your emotions? They're just so...
00:13:10easy to read. I noticed.
00:13:14I'm serious, Trevor. What's your secret?
00:13:18I want to learn how to not care about anything like you do.
00:13:22There is no secret. It's just who I am, right?
00:13:26Oh, and before I forget...
00:13:30Hello?
00:13:46Tonight wasn't what I expected, but...
00:13:50thank you. You don't have to thank me.
00:13:54I owed you one. I guess I missed that.
00:13:58No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
00:14:02Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:14:06Yeah, because even though it was kind of awful, I got my first kiss.
00:14:10I'm gonna go.
00:14:14Good night, Trevor.
00:14:28Good night.
00:14:40That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:44And there it was.
00:14:48The thing I had been looking for.
00:14:52Chemistry. Between Trevor, the guy with the biggest
00:14:56you-know-what on campus, and me.
00:15:00The virgin.
00:15:04Rumor has it that
00:15:08every girl on campus wants Drew Longhorn.
00:15:12Every girl except me.
00:15:16Because after last week, I could not
00:15:20be more over Drew.
00:15:24Martha, mind if I join you?
00:15:28Sure.
00:15:32Martha, mind if I join you?
00:15:36So, where did you run off to after the party on Saturday?
00:15:40I had to go home to study.
00:15:44I have a big test coming up.
00:15:48What are you up to later?
00:15:52Probably more studying. Why?
00:15:56The wet party?
00:16:00Of course, I've never been invited.
00:16:04What about it?
00:16:08I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.
00:16:12But it could be the perfect way to get over.
00:16:16Wait, is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:20Hold? Nah, he's been ghosting me.
00:16:24Then I'm in.
00:16:28A female friend?
00:16:32What are those?
00:16:36Guess who just got us tickets to the wet party?
00:16:40Since when do you find frat parties fun?
00:16:44I just wanted to try something different.
00:16:48Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:52Maybe.
00:16:56I spent the night over and over in my head trying to see what went wrong.
00:17:00I mean, things were going so well.
00:17:04We had chemistry.
00:17:08How could he just walk out on me
00:17:12after I asked him to?
00:17:16You know...
00:17:20Take your virginity.
00:17:24I'm not taking the virgin, Mar.
00:17:28Tell it to Trevor. He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:32Screw him. That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
00:17:36I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to.
00:17:40I've gotten straight A's, scholarships. Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:44I don't think it works that way, Mar.
00:17:48You're right. And you know what? Forget this stupid party. I'd rather study anyway.
00:17:52All you need are Deb's three simple rules for getting over any guy.
00:17:56Deb's three simple rules?
00:18:04Step one. Dress to impress.
00:18:08But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:12Do it for you.
00:18:16Step one. Dress to impress. Check.
00:18:20Basic Bradbro check.
00:18:24That's Drew Longhorn? He's cute.
00:18:28He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:32You're right.
00:18:36Step three. To really get over a guy, you gotta put yourself out there.
00:18:40Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:44Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:48It's not that, Deb. I put myself out there with Trevor.
00:18:52Showed him who I really am. And he rejected me.
00:18:56Yeah, but it's not... No. From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:19:00Great. This'll be fun.
00:19:18Trevor Holt.
00:19:38Trevor Holt. He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:42Trevor Holt. He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:46But now that he is...
00:19:50Martha! Glad you could make it.
00:19:54And you brought a friend. Drew Longhorn.
00:19:58In the flesh. And you are...
00:20:02Drew, this is my best friend, Deb.
00:20:06It's a pleasure, Debra.
00:20:10What are you doing here?
00:20:14Can we talk? Alone?
00:20:18I need a refill anyway.
00:20:22Debra? Care to join me?
00:20:26You came here with Drew? Really?
00:20:30Why? Jealous? After the kiss last week? No.
00:20:34He's right.
00:20:38I just thought it would be fun.
00:20:42Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
00:20:46Please, you're an open book. That's what I like about you.
00:20:50Trevor! Up for a round of beer pong? Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:54Hello? No! Yes!
00:20:58Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
00:21:02Can't we talk about what happened? There's nothing to talk about. Just give me a second to explain.
00:21:06You! Who let you into this party?
00:21:10Have you ever even played beer pong before? There's a first time for everything.
00:21:14Alright, it's two to a team.
00:21:18So who's it gonna be? The clueless nerd, or me?
00:21:22Her. Fine. Drew, you're on my team.
00:21:26Let's do this. Debra, are you in?
00:21:30Oh, uh, no. I am gluten intolerant. I'll just watch. You sure?
00:21:34Positive. You know what? Let's up the stakes.
00:21:38What did you have in mind? What about strip beer pong?
00:21:42Sweet! Come on, Toa.
00:21:46I'm game. You don't even know how to play beer pong.
00:21:50What are the rules? Every time we sink a ball, one of you removes a piece of clothing.
00:21:54Oh, yeah. And vice versa.
00:21:58So if Trevor makes it, I strip. Seems easy enough.
00:22:02Come on, Holt. It's game time. Let's go.
00:22:06Who's first?
00:22:14Hold on. Your form is way off. May I?
00:22:30Okay, that's not even fair.
00:22:34I practically gave that one to her, Trev. You're not afraid of a little competition, are you, Toa?
00:22:38Oh, please. Ladies, ladies.
00:22:42Let me show you both how it's done.
00:22:50Great job.
00:22:58My turn.
00:23:04Alright, Trevor, you know the rules.
00:23:08You are so lame. You're up.
00:23:12Want another lesson? I think I can handle myself. I learn quick.
00:23:16Okay, I call BS.
00:23:20There's no way an amateur like her could have made that shot.
00:23:24It's called studying, Toa. Ever tried it?
00:23:28Game time.
00:23:32No, no, no, stop.
00:23:36You cannot leave. Not now.
00:23:40Didn't you see what happened back there? Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt, the guy with the one-night stand box,
00:23:44doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:23:48Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor. Who cares, Mar?
00:23:52He told the entire school that he passed up the opportunity to sleep with you.
00:23:56The Martha I know doesn't give up.
00:24:00I see that everything she sets her mind to.
00:24:04The Martha you know is also still into some guy who rejected her.
00:24:08I should hate him, but I don't. I can't.
00:24:12A part of me still wants to be with him, even after all that.
00:24:16This is serious, so hold my hand, okay?
00:24:20If Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Mar, then he doesn't deserve you.
00:24:24But I know there's someone out there who does.
00:24:28Okay? So just no, no, no, like that? Okay, great.
00:24:32Oh.
00:24:36Remember step three. You gotta keep putting yourself out there.
00:24:40Okay?
00:24:44Wait.
00:24:48I have an idea.
00:24:52Wait, where are you going?
00:24:56Okay, Martha, I can do this.
00:25:00Hey, everybody, listen up.
00:25:04Wow, there's a lot of you.
00:25:08Okay, um, well, my name is Martha, and as you may have heard,
00:25:12Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:25:16But there's more to me than that, so here goes.
00:25:20Tilla James, you called me a clueless nerd.
00:25:24And you're right, I'm a huge nerd.
00:25:28I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
00:25:32I mean, last weekend was my first party. Can you believe that?
00:25:36I've been so busy studying that I think I've missed out on the important parts of college,
00:25:40like getting to know myself.
00:25:44I guess what I'm trying to say is, I am clueless.
00:25:48Especially when it comes to love.
00:25:52I've never slept with anyone, or dated anyone.
00:25:56But I don't care that I'm a virgin.
00:26:00Because when the time is right, it will happen, and it will be on my terms.
00:26:04And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me,
00:26:08or if somebody doesn't like me.
00:26:12Because I like me, just the way I am.
00:26:16Putting myself out there, check.
00:26:20I can't believe I just told everyone on campus that I'm a virgin.
00:26:40Hi, I'm Trevor.
00:26:44Some of you may know me as something of a douche.
00:26:48I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls.
00:26:52But that's only because before any of you knew me, back in high school,
00:26:56someone broke my heart.
00:27:00When I got to college, I slept my way around campus to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
00:27:04I even developed a bit of a reputation. And I was fine with that.
00:27:08But the other night,
00:27:12when I met Martha,
00:27:16Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.
00:27:20You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:27:24I didn't want to sleep with you because I wanted your first time to be special.
00:27:28This may sound stupid coming from me, but I didn't want to rush you.
00:27:32I really, really like you, Martha.
00:27:36I know I don't deserve it, but if you could just give me one more chance, I...
00:27:40I said yes. I will give you one more chance, Trevor Hole.
00:28:04Drew Longhorn!
00:28:06I think you're funny, charming,
00:28:10and quickly-witted, and hot, like, so hot!
00:28:20Most of you already know me, but I'm Drew,
00:28:24and I really hate parties.
00:28:28Bro.
00:28:30Yeah, I always get nervous and wind up saying things I don't mean,
00:28:34and making out with people I don't like.
00:28:36Bro.
00:28:38But today was different, because today,
00:28:40I met someone I think I actually really do like.
00:28:44So maybe I don't have to go to any more of these stupid parties.
00:28:48I do love drinking, though.
00:28:52Woo!
00:28:54Look, I know you guys think I'm, like, really mean,
00:28:58or whatever, but that's just because I'm brutally honest.
00:29:02If you don't like it, that's your problem.
00:29:22So there it is. That's how Trevor Hole, the hottest guy in school,
00:29:26started dating me, the virgin.
00:29:30You'll just have to imagine the rest.
00:29:40I wonder if I look different now that I've...
00:30:01Hey, Dad.
00:30:02Oh my god, you did it, didn't you?
00:30:04Did what?
00:30:05You had sex with Trevor Hole.
00:30:08Why would you say that?
00:30:10Oh my god, you're glowing.
00:30:12I won all the deeds.
00:30:14It happened. I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:30:21Where did you get that?
00:30:22I found it in Drew's closet this morning.
00:30:25What were you doing in Drew's closet this morning?
00:30:27Yeah, no, Mar, you're not changing the subject. So, how was it?
00:30:31It was nice.
00:30:33Is that his hat?
00:30:34Yeah. It still smells like him, too.
00:30:38Oh my god, you're so in love!
00:30:42Oh, Deb, I have to hop on the study buddy Zoom. I'll call you later.
00:30:45Yeah, not a chance, Mar. You still have two minutes, so hurry up and dish the dirt.
00:30:49Fine. It was romantic.
00:30:54I mean, Trevor is an amazing kisser. He does this thing where he kissed along my jawline. Oh my god!
00:31:00Mar, two minutes off of the kissing onto the good stuff.
00:31:03The kissing was the good stuff.
00:31:06What? The sex wasn't good?
00:31:08It was not the best.
00:31:11No way.
00:31:13Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor, about his...
00:31:16Yes! God, yes. Sorry. Yes, I know.
00:31:19So it's true? And it was kind of...uncomfortable?
00:31:25Yeah. Honestly, Mar, it's pretty uncomfortable for every girl their first time, no matter what their size.
00:31:32I've just been dreaming about this moment for as long as I can remember, and then it just happened.
00:31:39And it didn't feel great.
00:31:42I'm sorry, Mar. I wish they told us that. I wish I told you that!
00:31:47But I'm not lying when I say it does get better, though it just may never get better with Trevor.
00:31:53What do you mean?
00:31:55I mean, you gotta find the right match. Emotionally and physically. And then that's when things start getting real good.
00:32:03What if it wasn't good for him, either?
00:32:07I'm sure it was good for him.
00:32:09How do you know?
00:32:11He gave you his hat!
00:32:14But he hasn't responded to any of my texts this morning. What if he woke up and he realized he's over me?
00:32:20Okay, first of all, he's probably still asleep. And secondly, I'm sending you an article on this. It is very sciency.
00:32:26I'm just gonna keep trying.
00:32:29That's what the article says!
00:32:31I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor until we get it right.
00:32:34That's the spirit!
00:32:36Oh, Deb, I gotta go. I'm late for study buddies.
00:32:39Okay, call me later!
00:32:45Oh my god, seriously? You again?
00:32:50You're taking French 401?
00:32:53Yeah, Martha. I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:56French what?
00:32:57French porn. The famous class on French cinema. I mean, it's all about hot French guys and threesomes.
00:33:05I think you're in the wrong class, Tila. This is an advanced history class on the French Revolution.
00:33:11Oh my god. I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser.
00:33:16Bye, Martha!
00:33:18Bye!
00:33:29Hi! I can see you! Hello?
00:33:36Hi! Can you see me?
00:33:38Hello! I can see you!
00:33:41Oh, is this video?
00:33:44Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401. The class about the French Revolution, not porn!
00:33:49Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this.
00:33:51Sorry, what?
00:33:53It's my first time.
00:33:54Uh, okay?
00:33:56Using Zoom.
00:33:57Right, yes, of course. Mine too, actually. Virgin, still a virgin.
00:34:03What's this you're saying about porn?
00:34:05I was just saying that this is not a class on French porn. It's a class on the history of the French Revolution.
00:34:11Yeah, I know. I'm a history major.
00:34:14What's your major?
00:34:15Chemistry.
00:34:17I'm Brett, by the way.
00:34:20Martha.
00:34:24We should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:26Yeah. So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:32Do you really think he had a small...
00:34:34I told you, this isn't French porn!
00:34:36I was going to say army, but I can see your mind's on something else today.
00:34:43Oh yeah, sorry.
00:34:45You're glowing. You know that?
00:34:50Do you need to grab that?
00:34:52Actually, apparently it's pretty important, so I might...
00:34:56I'll call you right back.
00:34:58I'll be here waiting.
00:35:01What is so urgent?
00:35:05Mar, Trevor's dead.
00:35:10Hey! How are you doing today?
00:35:14Just another day without Trevor.
00:35:16Mar, it's time to take the hat off.
00:35:19I can't. I have a class.
00:35:21You have a class?
00:35:23Yeah.
00:35:24I'm so sorry.
00:35:26It's okay.
00:35:28It's okay.
00:35:30It's okay.
00:35:32It's okay.
00:35:34It's okay.
00:35:36It's okay.
00:35:38Take it off.
00:35:39I can't. It's all I have left of him.
00:35:41Yeah, it's been weeks.
00:35:43So, just take it off and wash it.
00:35:46No.
00:35:49I still can't believe it.
00:35:51There he was, just walking across the street, carrying his one-night stand box, and then bam!
00:35:56Hit by a bus.
00:35:58I thought it was a car.
00:35:59I think it was a bus.
00:36:00No, no, no. It was a car. A tiny car, like a Fiat.
00:36:03I still don't know why he was carrying a one-night stand box.
00:36:06I heard that when they found him, he had a pink thong on his face.
00:36:10Wonderful! The love of my life died wearing a thong on his face, and it wasn't even mine!
00:36:16It's like I never knew love before Trevor, and now I will never know love again.
00:36:22One sec.
00:36:27Where was I?
00:36:28Oh, yeah. Maybe I should just join a convent.
00:36:31Do they take nuns if you're almost a virgin?
00:36:34Mar, I love you. I do. But enough is enough.
00:36:38I cannot sit here and watch you hollow in despair, okay?
00:36:44Trevor, yes, he's dead, and yes, that's sad, but it is time to move on.
00:36:50I can't move on, Deb. I loved him.
00:36:52You knew him for one week. He has been dead for four.
00:36:56He has been dead for longer than you knew him.
00:36:59Sorry.
00:37:00Sorry. That's harsh. It's just that Trevor would want you to be happy, and he would want you to find love.
00:37:09Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:37:12Hang on one more second.
00:37:14Ugh, it's Brett. He's going to be late for our study zoom. Again.
00:37:19Speaking of moving on...
00:37:22Oh, God.
00:37:23No way. Brett is not my type.
00:37:25What? Of course he is. He's hot. And alive.
00:37:29He's also always late, would rather surf than study, and yet gets straight A's by practically sleeping through class.
00:37:36So you're just jealous because he's smarter than you?
00:37:38All I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:37:41Oh.
00:37:44What?
00:37:45Nothing! It's just...
00:37:46This is nice. I've missed you.
00:37:49And I've really missed not telling you about the 25 times I had sex with Drew Longhorn.
00:37:5525 times?!
00:37:57Oh, 26 actually.
00:37:59Oh my God. So, how was the sex?
00:38:02Oh my God, it's amazing.
00:38:04Really?
00:38:05Remember when I told you that when you meet your match it gets really good? Well, he is my game, set, match.
00:38:11Tennis!
00:38:13What made the sex so good?
00:38:16Well, he takes direction very well.
00:38:18You give him direction?
00:38:20Of course. Yes! How else is a girl supposed to get what she needs?
00:38:24And girl, I got what I needed last night!
00:38:27Go off!
00:38:29You're blushing!
00:38:30What? No, no, no. But you should be!
00:38:33Why? Sex is a beautiful thing!
00:38:36What did he do that made it so good?
00:38:40Well, remember how you kissed him at the drink or dare party?
00:38:43Yeah, I remember.
00:38:46The night that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend.
00:38:49Yeah, remember this like crazy tongue thing that he did and he licked your whole face off?
00:38:53Mm-hmm.
00:38:54Let's just say that works better elsewhere.
00:38:59That was the night that Trevor gave me my first real kiss.
00:39:03The night that forever changed my life.
00:39:06Oh my God. Martha, stop it.
00:39:09What? Am I just too sad for you?
00:39:11Yeah, actually. You're really sad, Martha.
00:39:14Because you know what? I'm your best friend and all we ever talk about is you.
00:39:17When was the last time we talked about me?
00:39:20Literally, just now.
00:39:22I have been sleeping with Drew for a month and you just heard about it.
00:39:26Because all we ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor. He's dead. Trevor Holt.
00:39:32I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death of my boyfriend.
00:39:36He was not your boyfriend. He was just some guy that you lost your virginity to.
00:39:42You're being a bitch.
00:39:44Good. Bye!
00:39:47Oh!
00:39:51F**k.
00:39:54What do you want?
00:39:55Martha!
00:39:56Oh. Hi, Drew.
00:39:58What do you want?
00:39:59I was just calling to do a little undercover work.
00:40:02Yeah?
00:40:03You know, a little secret detective.
00:40:05Just tell me what you want, Drew.
00:40:06Okay, sorry. I was just wondering, what's Deb's favorite color?
00:40:10Oh, sorry. It's orange.
00:40:13Thanks. Sorry to bother you.
00:40:15Yeah, no problem. Sorry I snapped at you. I've just been having not a great day.
00:40:20That's Trevor's hat, isn't it?
00:40:22Yeah.
00:40:23I miss him so much.
00:40:25I've never had a friend die before.
00:40:27Me neither.
00:40:28I gotta get something off my chest.
00:40:31What?
00:40:32Trevor's death was my fault.
00:40:34You were there?
00:40:35No, but he called me that morning.
00:40:37He told me that he was really serious about you,
00:40:40and I didn't believe that he'd be serious until he got rid of the one-night stand box.
00:40:47We were gonna burn the box together.
00:40:50He got hit when he was on his way over.
00:40:53Drew, that doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:56That doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:58Well, it feels like it.
00:41:00They say Trevor tried to get out of the way,
00:41:02but his ankle seized up and he couldn't move.
00:41:07Stupid old injury.
00:41:09Sorry, what injury?
00:41:11You know, Trevor hurt his ankle during football.
00:41:14Really?
00:41:15Yes, and he hurt it again like three weeks before he died. You didn't know that?
00:41:18I didn't know him then.
00:41:20What? I thought you guys were in love.
00:41:23We met the week before he died.
00:41:25What a whirlwind romance.
00:41:27Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:41:29So, did you ever get to meet his twin sister?
00:41:31Trevor had a twin?
00:41:32Yeah, Taylor. Super hot. She goes to school here, too.
00:41:37I guess I didn't meet her.
00:41:39You know, I should probably introduce Deb to my family soon, too.
00:41:42Just in case.
00:41:43In case you die?
00:41:45I think we're ready to take the next step.
00:41:47To make it official.
00:41:49That's actually sweet.
00:41:51Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange flowers.
00:41:54Hey, Drew, what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:57The dude loved blue.
00:41:59I thought he was almost going to go to Duke just because of school colors.
00:42:02He almost went to Duke?
00:42:03Yeah. I guess there's a lot you didn't know about him.
00:42:06I guess so.
00:42:07Anyways, thanks for the intel, Martha. Catch you later.
00:42:15Oh, study buddies!
00:42:24Hey! Wasn't sure if you were going to make it.
00:42:27Yeah, sorry. I'm late.
00:42:28No, don't apologize. I've been late a thousand times.
00:42:32It's something I'm working on.
00:42:35You okay?
00:42:36Yeah, Deb and I just got in a big fight about Trevor.
00:42:40Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:42:42Yeah, and then Drew called me and told me that I didn't really know him.
00:42:46Wow, that's dickish.
00:42:48Well, he didn't actually say that, and anyway, he's right.
00:42:52How are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:55She thinks I'm wallowing and I need to move on.
00:42:58Well, I think you should take as much time as you need.
00:43:01You know, someone once told me it takes half the amount of time you're in the relationship to get over them.
00:43:06So, it should have taken me three and a half days.
00:43:13You're not kidding.
00:43:17I only knew him for a week, and we were in a fight for like half of that.
00:43:21I'm so confused.
00:43:23And he wasn't even my real boyfriend!
00:43:25I mean, we had sex, so he wasn't like not my boyfriend, but why am I telling you all this?
00:43:29No, no, this is good, this is good. It's starting to make more sense now.
00:43:32What, that I'm a fool?
00:43:34No, that you're still processing.
00:43:36You know, it all happened so fast.
00:43:38Give yourself time. It'll heal.
00:43:41Thanks, Brett.
00:43:44Oh, it's Deb. Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:47Go for it. I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small...
00:43:51Army.
00:43:58Hey, Deb.
00:43:59Martha.
00:44:00Hey, Mar, I am so sorry.
00:44:03I owe you a huge apology.
00:44:05No, I do. You were just trying to help me.
00:44:08And you know what? You're right. I barely knew him.
00:44:10Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:12Duke?
00:44:13Ugh.
00:44:14Anyway, I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend.
00:44:17And I promise I will always be here to listen to stories about Drew's tongue game.
00:44:22I should not be listening to this.
00:44:24And I'm sorry too, Mar. Having sex for the first time is such a big deal.
00:44:29And then waking up the very next day and finding out that the guy you lost your virginity to is dead.
00:44:37Oh my god.
00:44:40Could you hear all of that?
00:44:41Yeah, no, yeah, yeah. I mean, I wasn't listening, but...
00:44:46How about you girls finish up your conversation and then we can pick this up?
00:44:49Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, bye.
00:44:51Oh my god.
00:45:00Hey, Deb, I really can't talk right now.
00:45:02Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow and he's late with his part again.
00:45:08Deb?
00:45:09Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:12Oh my god, oh my god! You're pregnant?
00:45:17I don't even know how to hold it. It peed on it.
00:45:20Oh. I thought you guys used condoms.
00:45:24We use so many. We have so much sex and use so many.
00:45:30Well, they do say the effectiveness is only 98%, so this is a fascinating case study.
00:45:35Martha!
00:45:36Sorry. Not being helpful.
00:45:40Are you gonna keep it?
00:45:42I don't know. I have so many plans for my career. I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
00:45:47Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:49He doesn't know.
00:45:50Deb, you have to tell him.
00:45:52I can't. He's taking me to see his parents tonight. He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:58Pink!
00:45:59He told me they're super traditional and they think Drew's a virgin and they're gonna think that I corrupted their son.
00:46:05Deb, Drew loves you. I know he'll be supportive. And I'm sure his parents will come around too.
00:46:12Oh, that's him. What do I do?
00:46:15You tell the truth!
00:46:16Okay, I'll call you later.
00:46:18Okay. Good luck.
00:46:24Well, hello my beautiful lady. I require your assistance in selecting the appropriate attire for this evening.
00:46:30What do you think? Blue? Orange?
00:46:33Orange. It matches my dress.
00:46:35Is that new mascara you're wearing? You look smoldering.
00:46:39Um, Drew B, I have something that I need to tell you.
00:46:44Oh, I already know what you're gonna say.
00:46:46You do?
00:46:47You're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese.
00:46:50Cheese?
00:46:51But don't worry. I already explained the whole veganism thing to her anyway. And she totally gets it now.
00:46:57She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:46:59I love vegan meatloaf!
00:47:02So, are you excited to meet my parents tonight? Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:07Are you excited to meet my parents tonight? Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:12They're not gonna be very stoked about me.
00:47:16Are you kidding me? They're gonna absolutely love you. This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:21Oh no. Really?
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:25Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely adore you.
00:47:28Hey, you, my lady, are perfect. Trust me, okay? I'll see you soon.
00:47:41How'd it go?
00:47:42I couldn't tell him.
00:47:43Deb, it's his baby. You have to tell him at some point.
00:47:46Nope. I just gotta make it through tonight.
00:47:49Because his parents are so excited to meet me.
00:47:52And they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant because I'm just bloated.
00:47:56So, I will tell him when we get home.
00:48:00Oh, it's Brett. We gotta finish this assignment.
00:48:04You got this, Deb!
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:27Ugh.
00:48:33Ugh. I think I'm gonna puke more.
00:48:37Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:48:39Been there, done that.
00:48:41Oh, Tila. Sorry. I thought you were Martha.
00:48:44What? Ew. No.
00:48:47Hey, are you in the Longhorn's upstairs bathroom?
00:48:50Yes.
00:48:52I knew I recognized it.
00:48:54I puked there once during a reacher.
00:48:57So, is Drew having a party?
00:49:00I'm at dinner with his parents.
00:49:02Oh, the food's that bad?
00:49:04No. I mean, just not feeling very well.
00:49:06Anyway, what do you want?
00:49:09Well, that's no way to treat your favorite study buddy.
00:49:13Alright, listen, I need help on our French porn homework.
00:49:16Can we just talk later?
00:49:18You look different.
00:49:20What do you mean?
00:49:22Oh, my God.
00:49:23What? What?
00:49:25Are you pregnant?
00:49:26No! How can you tell?
00:49:29I have a sixth sense for these kinds of things.
00:49:32Oh, my God. Do you think his parents know?
00:49:35Oh, my God. You haven't told Drew yet, have you?
00:49:38Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:40Yes! Fantastic!
00:49:43I am just changing my tampon.
00:49:46Well, my mom said that you should change your tampon.
00:49:49I am just changing my tampon.
00:49:51Well, my mom said that she wanted me to bring you some seltzer water.
00:49:54She thinks you look a little flushed.
00:49:56No.
00:49:58Was it the meatloaf?
00:50:00No, Drew B.
00:50:02I'm just taking a real big poop.
00:50:05You just go back into dinner and I'll see you in a minute.
00:50:09Okay. Let me know if you need anything.
00:50:12Will do!
00:50:14Oh, they know.
00:50:16She totally knows.
00:50:18Mrs. Longhorn is oblivious.
00:50:20She thinks all girls are angels.
00:50:22She even called me an angel one time after I threw up a liter of vodka in her bathroom.
00:50:27How do I get out of this?
00:50:29Just go back out there and tell them you were up late studying and you feel like shit.
00:50:34And then go home with Drew and fess up.
00:50:37Okay.
00:50:39Thank you, Dilla.
00:50:41That was weirdly helpful.
00:50:43No biggie.
00:50:49Are you mad at me, babe?
00:50:52No.
00:50:54Is it because I kissed Martha that one time?
00:50:56I didn't even know you back then.
00:50:58No.
00:50:59Did my parents say something that upset you?
00:51:02I ruined everything tonight.
00:51:04You didn't, babe.
00:51:05My mom loved you.
00:51:06She said that you're like an angel.
00:51:08If only they knew I corrupted their son.
00:51:11Babe, what are you talking about?
00:51:15Check my purse.
00:51:24Um, what am I looking for?
00:51:32Oh, my God.
00:51:34I'm so sorry.
00:51:36Yeah!
00:51:38Woo!
00:51:39Oh, man.
00:51:40What?
00:51:41I thought you'd be devastated.
00:51:43Devastated?
00:51:44What about your parents?
00:51:46Devastated?
00:51:47Babe, my mom loves babies.
00:51:50You know what this means, though, right?
00:51:59Deborah Davis, will you...
00:52:03Period!
00:52:04Period!
00:52:06Period!
00:52:07I have my period!
00:52:10Game set match!
00:52:23Hey, what's up?
00:52:25Guess what?
00:52:26What?
00:52:27I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight that doesn't include books.
00:52:31Um, how is that studying?
00:52:33You'll see.
00:52:34First, I need you to turn off all of your lights.
00:52:37Uh, what?
00:52:39Just do it.
00:52:41Quick!
00:52:43And then, turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed.
00:52:47Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:52:50Martha, a little trust, please.
00:52:53So, are you going to tell me what we're doing, or...
00:52:56The History Channel is streaming in a polybiopic, which covers everything in our current chapter.
00:53:02Really?
00:53:03Yeah, and I thought we could watch it together.
00:53:05That actually sounds fun.
00:53:07I'm going to send you the link.
00:53:09Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something.
00:53:12Yeah, that would be nice.
00:53:14Alright, I'm going to start it.
00:53:21Oh, wait! Hold on one second.
00:53:24Ugh.
00:53:32Weird! This takeout delivery guy just showed up and I didn't even order anything!
00:53:37I did.
00:53:40What?
00:53:41Yeah, I thought we'd get hungry, so I ordered us French food.
00:53:44Because of Napoleon.
00:53:46Uh, I'm sorry.
00:53:47Not to be a downer or anything, but this isn't studying.
00:53:52It's not supposed to be.
00:53:54Huh?
00:53:55It's a date, Martha.
00:53:58Hi?
00:53:59Oh, uh, sorry, I'm confused.
00:54:03I've been wanting to ask you out, but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet after Trevor,
00:54:09so I thought I'd act like it was a study thing and see how you felt at the end.
00:54:14That's actually really sweet.
00:54:17Brett, but this is not going to work!
00:54:20Why?
00:54:21Are you kidding me? We're study buddies!
00:54:23What's going to happen if this date doesn't go well and then things get awkward
00:54:27and we get a bad grade on the assignment and then I flunk out of class?
00:54:30Okay, if we weren't study buddies, then would you be interested in me?
00:54:36Well, yeah, I guess.
00:54:40Why are you blushing?
00:54:42I didn't say the word virgin.
00:54:43Brett!
00:54:45Look, my motto is to live in the now.
00:54:47So worrying about how this could get awkward in the future, it's pointless.
00:54:51Okay.
00:54:52And if it does get awkward, I'll still be glad I tried.
00:54:56That's a bad choice.
00:54:58I live my life from one awkward moment to the next and I do not recommend it.
00:55:03Well, you should. You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:55:07Uh, such as?
00:55:08Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:55:11If you're not doing things that scare you, you're not living life.
00:55:18You know what?
00:55:20I guess you have a point.
00:55:22Alright, let's do this date.
00:55:25Excellent.
00:55:27Bon appetit.
00:55:30These reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:55:33So, question.
00:55:35If you knew you were going to die in the next 30 days, how would you spend the next month?
00:55:41Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours and then-
00:55:44But you're going to die.
00:55:46Dead. Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:48Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:55:50Martha, burn the planner.
00:55:52I like plans. I like to know what's going to happen next.
00:55:56Is this date putting you on edge?
00:55:58No.
00:55:59Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:02But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:56:04Oh no.
00:56:06No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.
00:56:08I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes
00:56:12that you're going to miss out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:56:15You're an eat dessert first kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:18You know it.
00:56:22Okay, if I was going to die in 30 days, I'd go to the beach more.
00:56:29Amazing.
00:56:30I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket.
00:56:34There you go.
00:56:35And I'd find someone to kiss. A lot.
00:56:39Me too. Kissing's the best.
00:56:41Kissing's the best.
00:56:43I know.
00:56:44What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:46Huh. I guess I'd have to say my sharp edges.
00:56:52What does that mean?
00:56:54My jawline, collarbone, even my fingers.
00:56:58It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.
00:57:02This is embarrassing.
00:57:04I think it's sexy.
00:57:06What about you?
00:57:07Where in the world would you like to be kissed?
00:57:10Like in your apartment or walking down the street.
00:57:15The ocean.
00:57:16Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:57:18It is.
00:57:20Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:22No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:25Right, right. Well, don't is what I was going to say.
00:57:29You don't have to do that.
00:57:30No, no, it's not.
00:57:32It's in your butt crack. It's horrible.
00:57:34Yeah, when they do it in the movies, it looks horrible.
00:57:39Hey, I'm sorry.
00:57:41Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:57:43No, it's fine. It is what it is.
00:57:45You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:47Sure it does. Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:57:51There you go, checking off those boxes.
00:57:53And that is also not true.
00:57:55My roommate is a virgin.
00:57:57I don't want to die only having had sex one time and only kissing two people.
00:58:02That's pathetic.
00:58:03What if you only kissed two people but one of them was your perfect match?
00:58:07Okay, you know what? Let's say you're right.
00:58:09What if I did only kiss two people and what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:58:14And now he's dead.
00:58:16No, I didn't...
00:58:17Yeah, you sure did. So yeah, I found my guy.
00:58:20We kissed, we had sex, it wasn't even that good.
00:58:23It never is the first time.
00:58:24Thanks, I've been told.
00:58:26And so now he's dead and I can either have a thousand bad kisses or never kiss anyone again.
00:58:31And you know what?
00:58:32If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorn's, I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:39Not even me?
00:58:40I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:45Not even me?
00:58:56Um...
00:59:02You did this, didn't you?
00:59:04I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:59:06The guitarist? Outside my window?
00:59:09Oh come on, he has a sign that says, For Martha.
00:59:13Okay, alright. I asked my roommate to play romantic French music but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
00:59:21That's really sweet.
00:59:22You know what? I tried, but failed.
00:59:25This has just been one complete disaster.
00:59:28No, it wasn't at all.
00:59:30No, it's okay. We can end this now. I'll call my roommate and we'll be done with it.
00:59:33No, don't. Please. This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on.
00:59:39No one's ever really planned a whole night like this just for me.
00:59:43Look, I realise that you haven't been on many dates and that is fine.
00:59:47But crying in the middle of it? It's not a good sign.
00:59:54And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone. It's not okay.
01:00:02I'm so sorry, Brett.
01:00:04No, don't apologise.
01:00:06No, you planned the sweetest date ever and I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried.
01:00:12Hello, I'm Martha and I ruin everything.
01:00:16No, you didn't ruin anything.
01:00:18Because that would mean I don't like you anymore and I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:00:23How is that even possible?
01:00:25Because you're incredibly real.
01:00:28I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking because, let's be honest, you say it out loud all the time.
01:00:35That's not a good thing.
01:00:37Well, I think it is.
01:00:42So, any other surprises?
01:00:46No, that was the last one.
01:00:49Then, while our guitarist is on a break, I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:00:54Okay, cool.
01:00:55But there's one condition.
01:00:57We have to dance.
01:00:59Like, in our rooms?
01:01:01Or do you want me to come over?
01:01:03No, no, no. Stand up, right here, right now. Dance with me.
01:01:08Okay.
01:01:20Wait, hang on. I've got the best idea.
01:01:23Oh!
01:01:47That was so much fun!
01:01:49Yeah, I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:01:52Me neither.
01:01:53Hey, I had a really great time tonight. Like, really great.
01:01:57Yeah, yeah, me too.
01:01:59Martha?
01:02:00Yeah?
01:02:01I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.
01:02:04Oh yeah? How come?
01:02:06Because I plan on being number three.
01:02:09I'd like that.
01:02:12Alright, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:19Ah!
01:02:24Hey, nerd.
01:02:25Why are you calling me?
01:02:27Well, I heard you and Brett are talking, or whatever.
01:02:31And that is your business, how?
01:02:33Well, there's something you should know about Brett.
01:02:38What?