[BrokenSubs] 240603 Hinatazaka ni Narimashou Episode 5 (Eng Subbed)
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00:00This week's topic
00:03Comedy is hard, isn't it?
00:05This time, it's a skit, skit, skit!
00:0830 minutes full of skits!
00:10If you don't choose a word, it's a joke.
00:14We have invited the 9th guest, a comedy actor, Malta Tokkun!
00:19Will his comedy acting skills be restored?
00:23I'm not done yet!
00:30Let's become more like Hinata Taka!
00:35Excuse me.
00:39Excuse me.
00:41I'm not done yet.
00:45I definitely want to take this home.
00:48No, I definitely want to take this home.
00:50I won't give it to you.
00:51I don't have anything to give you.
00:54We were taking presents.
00:56We were thinking of who to take home.
00:58There's only one.
00:59Sorry, we only have one.
01:01It's not for everyone.
01:03Maybe it's for everyone.
01:05Do you want to play rock-paper-scissors?
01:07The winner takes it home.
01:09Is it okay?
01:11Sorry.
01:13Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
01:15The winner takes it home.
01:17Let's split up.
01:19Let's do it.
01:21I'm fine.
01:23Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
01:25Let's go.
01:27Rock-paper-scissors.
01:29Rock-paper-scissors.
01:31Let's go.
01:33Let's go.
01:35Are you sure?
01:37No, I'm not sure.
01:39Let's split up.
01:41Let's do it.
01:43Rock-paper-scissors.
01:45Rock-paper-scissors.
01:47Let's go.
01:49Rock-paper-scissors.
01:51I'm not sure.
01:53Let's split up.
01:55I'm fine.
01:57Rock-paper-scissors.
01:59Rock-paper-scissors.
02:01Let's go.
02:03Have you decided?
02:05No, I haven't.
02:07I always decide when I decide.
02:09I always decide when I decide.
02:11I'm fine.
02:13What's wrong with you?
02:15We're playing together.
02:17You won't win anyway.
02:19Let's split up.
02:21You're louder.
02:23We want to listen to you.
02:25We want to listen to you.
02:27You can talk with confidence.
02:29Let's split up.
02:31Let's split up.
02:33Rock-paper-scissors.
02:35You can say rock-paper-scissors.
02:37You can say rock-paper-scissors.
02:39Are you excited?
02:41I'm not.
02:43Are you excited?
02:45I'm not.
02:47Take your shoes home.
02:49Is that okay?
02:51That's all.
02:56The stage is full of books and plays.
02:59Now, the eight members are very interested.
03:02What are they going to do with the money?
03:07Let's learn comedy to expand the range of acting.
03:15They learned acting of horror and action in the past.
03:19This time, it's comedy.
03:21What's the reason?
03:23Shogenji wants to be an actress.
03:29Who?
03:31For example?
03:33I want to be like Shogenji Ikunaga.
03:37I see.
03:39It's the end of comedy.
03:41First of all, this is a special training to make you feel comedy.
03:46This is a special training to make you feel comedy.
03:52This is a special training to make you feel comedy.
03:57By the way,
03:59Do you know Hinatazaka Daimashou?
04:02Yes, I know.
04:04Really?
04:05I've seen it all.
04:07I've seen it all from the beginning.
04:10Thank you.
04:12How about you?
04:14I'm sorry. I've been hiding it from you.
04:19I'm sorry.
04:23I can tell you without a name tag.
04:26I've been watching you since I started watching you.
04:31I've been watching you since I started watching you.
04:33I'm really embarrassed.
04:36I'm listening to the radio.
04:38I'm listening to the radio.
04:39I'm suddenly embarrassed.
04:41Me, too.
04:43This story is going to last a long time, so let's move on.
04:48The fourth-generation students were asked to come up with a script with a theme of confession.
04:56When I was asked to come up with a comedy,
04:59I've never had any experience, so it was very difficult.
05:03I really couldn't think of anything.
05:05I made a script without comedy.
05:08What are you doing?
05:12Now, let's watch the show without comedy.
05:22I'm glad I came to the summer festival this year.
05:25I've been looking forward to it.
05:27I want to eat yakisoba.
05:29I want to eat apple candy.
05:31I want to eat apple candy, too.
05:33How about you, Honoka?
05:34I want to eat yakisoba.
05:36Let's split into teams and go shopping.
05:42It's been a long time since I've talked to Honoka alone.
05:46That's right.
05:47We've been together for a long time.
05:53Have you had any fun lately?
05:55Fun?
05:57No one likes you at this summer festival.
06:01No one likes me.
06:03Who is it?
06:06It's Sonoda.
06:08What?
06:10I thought you noticed.
06:13Actually, I've liked you for a long time.
06:17Me, too.
06:22I've liked you for a long time, too.
06:28Let's come to the summer festival together next year.
06:31Okay.
06:33Thank you.
06:38Here is the script.
06:40I'm going to add a comedy element to this confession script.
06:44I heard it was normal, but it became a comedy.
06:47It's Sonoda's fault.
06:49No, it's not.
06:51It's like a comedy.
06:53The interesting part is the character.
06:56I think Sonoda and Hirao don't get along at all.
07:00In this scene, they don't get along at all.
07:06For example,
07:08Hirao says,
07:10I think it's yakisoba.
07:12The other one says,
07:14I think it's apple candy.
07:16Hirao likes Sonoda.
07:19Sonoda says,
07:20I think it's apple candy.
07:21Yuta says,
07:22I think it's yakisoba.
07:23The other one says,
07:24I think it's apple candy.
07:28Sonoda and Hirao are alone.
07:30And Hirao says,
07:31I think it's yakisoba.
07:33If Sonoda and Hirao are alone,
07:35Hirao says,
07:37I think it's yakisoba.
07:39Then the scene changes.
07:42Sonoda's face changes.
07:48Will Sonoda and Hirao be alone?
07:51Will Sonoda and Hirao be alone?
07:54Will Sonoda and Hirao be alone?
07:57There are two ways to make it.
08:01You can choose whichever you like.
08:04I'll go with character control.
08:06Sonoda will do his best.
08:09Can I do my best?
08:11Then,
08:12Sonoda's acting will change.
08:14When they are alone,
08:16Sonoda says,
08:17It's been a while since I've been alone with you.
08:20Sonoda says,
08:21Sonoda says,
08:23Sonoda says,
08:25Sonoda says,
08:28Sonoda says,
08:35Oh, no.
08:36I think I'm under load.
08:44You don't need to say anything more.
08:49Hirao says,
08:51Go ahead.
08:53So you want to be the last one to confess?
08:55Hmm...
08:56I see.
08:58You're the last one, right?
08:59That's right.
09:00Sonoda will be the last one to confess.
09:02Okay.
09:03Let's do it.
09:04I'm ready.
09:05Our Sonoda.
09:08Kirao confesses and Sonoda is the last one to confess.
09:12The ad-lib will be the last one to confess.
09:17How will their confession turn into a comedy?
09:25I'm glad I could come to the summer festival this year.
09:27I've been looking forward to it.
09:29I want to eat yakisoba.
09:31I want to eat apple candy.
09:32I want to eat apple candy, too.
09:34How about you, Honoka?
09:35I want to eat yakisoba.
09:37Let's split into two teams and go shopping.
09:39Okay.
09:40See you later.
09:43It's been a while since we talked to each other alone.
09:48That's right.
09:50We've been together for a long time.
09:53Did you have any fun recently?
09:55Fun? Not really.
09:57Since we came to the summer festival together,
10:00there's no one you like, right?
10:02No, there's someone I like.
10:05Who is it?
10:06Who is it?
10:09Uehara.
10:12What?
10:14Actually, I'm thinking of confessing today.
10:18Oh.
10:20That's sad.
10:22Then, go right now.
10:24Thank you. I'll do my best.
10:26That's sad.
10:27Last word.
10:31Tamaya!
10:34That's amazing.
10:36That was a sad firework.
10:39You're good at saying one word at a time.
10:42I think you know how to react.
10:45That's amazing.
10:46I think you're good at it.
10:48Was it Sonoda?
10:51If you want to say Tamaya, you have to say firework.
10:55It's a summer festival.
10:57There's no word for firework.
10:59That's sad.
11:00There was a noise that there was a firework.
11:03I don't think it was pretty.
11:06Thank you for your hard work.
11:08It's difficult.
11:12Next is Ishizuka.
11:14From here, we'll start from the original script.
11:20There are four characters.
11:22The protagonist, Ishizuka, who has feelings for A-kun,
11:25confesses to A-kun, who lent him his jersey,
11:28and tries to confess to him.
11:32Actually, that jersey belongs to B-kun.
11:34B-kun and the teacher who came to look for the jersey get in the way,
11:38and they miss the timing of the confession.
11:41It's a frustrating story.
11:46C is a very cynical character.
11:50He's the one who's been in the way of their relationship.
11:56It's not that it was someone else's jersey.
11:59I think it's better if it's someone else's.
12:05I think it's better if it's someone else's jersey.
12:10I think it's worse if it's someone else's.
12:15But you said it smelled good.
12:17It's not good to leave a good smell.
12:19It's not good to leave a good smell.
12:21It's better to leave a happy feeling as a prelude to the first setting.
12:26It's not good to leave a good smell.
12:29It's a little different from what you want to do.
12:31You're right.
12:35The easiest way to understand this is
12:38that Ishizuka likes B-kun.
12:43He realized that it was actually B-kun's jersey,
12:47and he used the smell fetish as a comedy element to change the person he likes.
12:54I can't beat the smell of the jersey even if I turn over all the memories I had with A-kun.
13:02A-kun said,
13:04Wait a minute.
13:06We went out together.
13:08To be honest, didn't it feel like we were dating?
13:12No matter how much Ishizuka says,
13:14he keeps saying,
13:16But I like the smell of the jersey.
13:18It's a great smell.
13:20I think it's a beautiful prelude,
13:22but I can't beat my own smell.
13:26I can't beat my own smell.
13:31No matter how many times he told him his memories,
13:33Ishizuka and B-kun ended up going together
13:35and A-kun decided to confirm his own smell and say a word.
13:46Now, Ishizuka's confession to the person she likes.
13:50Please.
13:54Not yet?
13:56Sorry to keep you waiting.
13:58I got caught up in the meeting.
14:00Thank you for letting me in today.
14:02Not at all.
14:03Your height is completely different.
14:05You didn't fit at first, did you?
14:06No, I was fine.
14:07Really?
14:08That's good.
14:10Was the smell okay?
14:12It smelled really good.
14:14It was like Sonoda-kun was holding me.
14:17That's...
14:20I like Sonoda-kun.
14:22He's always nice to me.
14:25He's good at basketball.
14:27He smells good.
14:33There he is.
14:34I was looking for my jersey.
14:36Oh, it's mine.
14:38I found it.
14:42Oh, sorry.
14:43Oh, it's yours.
14:47I like you.
14:53Nice to meet you.
14:55Wait a minute.
14:57Why?
14:59We used to go home together every day.
15:01But it smelled good.
15:03No, no.
15:04You know,
15:06Tamaki-chan's favorite place.
15:08We went to the museum and had a date.
15:10But it smelled good.
15:12No, no.
15:13You came to my house and we watched a movie together.
15:16But it smelled good.
15:17Does it smell that good?
15:21Are you in love with your nose that much?
15:26No, no.
15:27The smell is your mother's effort.
15:30But it smelled good.
15:32Wait a minute.
15:34Let's go home together.
15:36Let's go.
15:45I can't notice it myself.
15:52You did it.
15:53I'm glad.
15:55I did it.
15:57It was fun.
16:00Next is Konishi.
16:03Konishi, a third-year high school student who admires a princess.
16:07A-kun, who bumped into her at a corner, confessed to her that he thought she was his destiny.
16:13Suddenly, another boy, B-kun, appeared and confessed to Konishi in a thick way.
16:18It was a strange love triangle.
16:20In the end, Konishi was dumped.
16:22For some reason, it ended with a scream.
16:24It's a strange story.
16:27It's a joke that a third-year high school student is late for the entrance ceremony.
16:36The entrance ceremony of a junior high school student.
16:38Isn't it a ceremony for the entrance of a third-year high school student?
16:41I made a mistake.
16:45It's really funny.
16:47It's funny that a junior high school student doesn't want to be late for the entrance ceremony.
16:51It's like a twist.
16:55It's like someone who's always at the corner.
16:59It's like a girl who keeps bumping into her destiny until she meets her destiny.
17:06Konishi bumps into his destiny at the corner.
17:12And the part where he speaks in a thick voice.
17:15Konishi, can you speak in a thick voice?
17:19Yes, I can.
17:21That's fast.
17:25Let's draw a picture of the person you want to date.
17:29Let's appeal to the person you want to date.
17:35And then, please speak in a thick voice.
17:40To appeal to the person who Konishi bumped into,
17:43Konishi approached him in a thick voice.
17:46But it didn't go well.
17:48The third person repeated it.
17:52Finally, the person you want to date will come to you.
17:55Yuta, will you do it?
17:57The person you want to date will come to you.
17:59And then, please speak in a thick voice again.
18:01I love people who speak in a thick voice.
18:05Let's have a conversation in a thick voice.
18:11Why don't you break up at the end?
18:13Is it the entrance ceremony today?
18:15Is it okay if I don't go?
18:16But I'm a senior in high school.
18:18Why are you in a hurry to go to the entrance ceremony?
18:21I've been running to meet my destiny since I was a freshman in high school.
18:27And then, I was dumped.
18:29And then, I screamed.
18:32Scream and it's over.
18:34It's funny, isn't it?
18:36It's funny.
18:39He was dumped by the person he thought was his destiny.
18:42And then, he screamed and it's over.
18:46Let's see his destiny.
19:00I'm sorry. Are you okay?
19:01My destiny?
19:04Excuse me.
19:07Would you like to see my specialty?
19:19Please go out with me.
19:21How to speak in a thick voice?
19:25I'm sorry. I don't go out with people who speak in a thick voice.
19:34I'm sorry.
19:47I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
19:48Are you my destiny?
19:50Legs?
19:52Destiny?
19:54Would you go out with me?
19:56Why?
19:57Legs?
19:59I'm sorry.
20:01Please go out with me.
20:03I'm sorry. I don't go out with people who speak in a thick voice.
20:06I'm sorry. I have a boyfriend.
20:08I'm sorry. My boyfriend is Daichi.
20:09I'm sorry.
20:10I'm sorry.
20:11I'm sorry.
20:19I'll be late.
20:25Are you my destiny?
20:28Would you like to see my specialty?
20:39Please go out with me.
20:41How to speak in a thick voice?
20:43I love people who speak in a thick voice.
20:47Really?
20:57How to speak in a thick voice?
21:06Are you okay?
21:09I've been running here since I was a freshman in high school to meet my destiny.
21:16Now I'm a senior in high school.
21:19I'm running because I think I'll be late for the entrance ceremony.
21:24I'm sorry.
21:25I'm sorry.
21:38It's a weird joke, but it makes me think that he is a person who does this kind of thing.
21:45I've been doing this since I was a freshman in high school.
21:48I'm sorry.
21:50The last one is Genji.
21:52But there is a problem.
21:56Isn't it too long?
21:58It took me two hours.
22:00Two hours?
22:01I thought I had to do this seriously.
22:03In the survey, I was asked to do it in one and a half minutes.
22:07No, no, no.
22:08It's too short.
22:10The main character, Natsu Hisetsu, longs for a girl manga-like encounter.
22:16He is recommended by his female friend, Kimi no Tomo, a senior class teacher, and a handsome classmate, Saifu Urumu.
22:25But Natsu has a crush on his classmate, Haru Matsuno.
22:30In order to confess to him, Natsu, who wore a glittering party dress to school like a girl manga, appeared in front of him.
22:38Haru, wearing a tuxedo.
22:40A world that only two people can understand begins now.
22:47What is Matsuno going to do?
22:49Oh, so you're going to confess to him?
22:52That's right.
22:53I see.
22:54Was it a dream?
22:55Yes, it was a dream, but the last line of Natsu is the same as the first one.
22:59It's like, oh, it's not Masaime.
23:03I see.
23:04If you don't choose a word, it's a joke.
23:09Please choose.
23:11It's a Hirata Asaka program.
23:13Choose.
23:14It's a loop, right?
23:15It's a long loop.
23:19I see.
23:20Wow, it's difficult.
23:21But I think it's very interesting that you like to understand your love manga.
23:27You've made a weird move after admiring your love manga, but in the end, it's a betrayal of the story.
23:38Let's leave that alone.
23:40Let's leave that alone.
23:43I thought hard about getting married on the pretext of dating Matsuno.
23:48It's the other way around.
23:50It's not about dating on the pretext of marriage.
23:52It's a little weird that I'm jumping in here.
23:56Let's leave it here.
23:57Yay.
24:01Shall we leave it for the next day?
24:04Let's cut the remake and loop.
24:07Yes.
24:09To make good use of Matsuno's line, which is Shogenji's favorite,
24:14they forget about the remake and the dream loop and only think about the next day's conversation.
24:22Shogenji should do something like a love story.
24:28Then Matsuno comes in and says,
24:30It's not going to work out.
24:33Matsuno comes in and says,
24:35I like love stories, so we can go out.
24:41So we have to compete with the strength of love.
24:44That's love.
24:46Let's see how much Shogenji can bring out the love story.
24:50This is fine.
24:53On the day of the confession, Shogenji packed a lot of love stories like a girl manga that Natsu admires.
25:03And on the other hand, his female friend has to rush into the store.
25:12Then I'll rush in.
25:16Hasumi finally moved.
25:18It's a precious video.
25:21Natsu says yes to the confession of the strange boy Haru.
25:25And then it's time for the final scene.
25:28I can write my own love story.
25:31You two don't like love stories.
25:34So let's end it like a love story.
25:36Like a love story?
25:38That's Sonoda's idea.
25:40Thank you.
25:42Let's do it.
25:45So the setting has been decided.
25:49The lines are almost ad-libbed.
25:53Will Shogenji's story be successful?
26:03Good morning.
26:05Good morning, Natsu.
26:07Why are you wearing a party dress to school?
26:11I'm going to confess my love today.
26:14It's the only day of my life with him.
26:18So I have to wear a dress like this.
26:21That's weird.
26:23You'll be rejected.
26:25Really?
26:26Why are you wearing that?
26:28Are you a croquette?
26:30That's true.
26:32Why are you wearing that?
26:35In love manga, the heroine confesses her love in a cute way.
26:41I wanted to do something like that.
26:43The one where you change your clothes instantly?
26:45Yes.
26:46You can do that because it's not real.
26:48If it's real, you'll be rejected.
26:50I usually do it in the library.
26:53I do it for about an hour after school.
26:55I do it on the highest shelf.
26:58But no one calls me from behind.
27:01Of course.
27:02There's a table.
27:04It's next to me.
27:05Move it.
27:07At least.
27:08You have to pretend that you don't have it.
27:11But on rainy days, when I'm about to go home without an umbrella,
27:17I want to say,
27:18Don't you have an umbrella?
27:19Let's go home together.
27:22So I walk for about an hour in the rain.
27:25But no one calls me.
27:27Of course.
27:28No one calls you?
27:30Even though you're wet?
27:32That's not good for the school.
27:34Girls should call you.
27:37Why do you do so many romance manga?
27:41Because I want to be a girl.
27:43I understand that.
27:44But you're not going to be a wife for a year, right?
27:47Should I go to a doctor?
27:49No, you shouldn't.
27:51If you say you'll live a long life, you won't be able to do manga.
27:55I won't give up.
27:57You'll die?
27:59No, you shouldn't.
28:01You're not going to be a wife for a year?
28:04No, you shouldn't.
28:06If you say you'll live a long life, you won't be able to do manga.
28:09But I want to do romance manga.
28:11No, you won't be able to do romance manga.
28:15Is Natsu here?
28:17Why are you wearing a tuxedo?
28:20I love your understanding of romance manga.
28:25I love romance manga too.
28:27Let's get married.
28:29That's the opposite.
28:31You're still sulking, right?
28:33Let's get married.
28:35Tomo, you're late.
28:40What's wrong with you?
28:44What's wrong with you two?
28:47I'm happy.
28:51I don't want to.
28:52I'm going to eat you, Dojima.
28:54I'm happy.
28:59That was great.
29:01Let's do that again.
29:03No, it's fine.
29:05That was a precious comment.
29:07And you were avoiding that comment.
29:09You said, Tomo, you're late.
29:11Tomo, you're late.
29:13Tomo, you're late.
29:17I'll get angry as Hasumi.
29:20In the next episode,
29:22we'll see how well the 4th generation can do.
29:25Don't miss it.
29:26Next episode, let's be more Hinatazaka.
29:30I think this is the happiness of Japan.
29:34The members are aiming for the commentator of the future.
29:38Why don't we have a circuit?
29:40I think we can finish it with a circuit.
29:42And...
29:43If we have a commentator,
29:45we'll be caught by that beast's claw.
29:48Let's have a discussion with the guest.
29:50Will the members be able to commentate better?