Robbie Fox Takes Home The Medal - July 30th, 2024 - Barstool Rundown
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01:30of fighting, next Friday night. August 9th. You'll be there obviously. Oh, for Pat's birthday.
01:35That's right, for my birthday. The Big Suit 5. Is it in West Virginia? It is. Back to
01:40West Virginia. The best place for Rough and Rowdy. John, you want to quiet this shut down
01:43please? Yeah, what's going on over there? Quiet on set. Guys, quiet! I heard those
01:49scumbag Able Brothers are going to be back in the fight. Mikey Betts will be fighting
01:52one of them. Mikey Betts will be fighting an Able Brother? I believe so, for Frank Dupainc's
01:56honor. They have a similar build, don't they? I think so. I think with one of the Able Brothers,
02:01he's, they're in different weight classes, the Able Brothers. I guess that's just a right,
02:06like Frank just makes his guys fight. Like, first was Jenks. Mikey Betts, Harrison, Francesca's
02:12going to be fighting once he's old enough. All right, Olympics. Got some decently interesting
02:18Olympic stories. Have you guys been watching the Olympics? You've been locked in? A little
02:21bit. I've been watching Judo. Judo is fun. I'm afraid to blog anything on it because
02:26the rules are so insane. The rules are insane. We've had like 10 emails from lawyers being
02:30like, you can't say this, you can't say this. There was a rundown issue yesterday, right
02:32John? The rundown had to be taken down for like an hour yesterday. It's crazy. Yeah.
02:36I wish I liked the, I want to like the Olympics. I wish I liked them more. Same. I like them,
02:44but like, I wish I liked them like Jeff DeLo likes them. Nobody likes them like Jeff DeLo.
02:48Not even the athletes. The spreadsheets. I was saying before, we were at the shore this
02:53weekend and Jeff De, while people are like, you know, chilling in the pool drinking, Jeff
02:57De's hammering away on his Excel spreadsheet, getting the schedule to people. It's a very
03:01helpful spreadsheet. I think they're easy to like, like if you sit down and I was trying
03:06not to, I didn't want to like them, but I was like, all right, they're on. Let me watch.
03:09And all you need to do is watch one or two events and you'd get into it. Yeah. It's very
03:12easy to get into, but the countries that you want to see go at it. Like I want to see fucking
03:17a Russia V Ukraine gymnastics match. Yeah. Like I don't want these countries that love
03:21each other. You're going to say like Russia, America, you went real mob. Yeah. No, I want
03:26like countries that are at war. Like those are the countries that we should be really
03:29highlighting here. Like that's the red zone. That's exactly it. Yeah. They actually have
03:33a red zone. Is it Scott Hanson's doing it? I don't know. Scott Hanson. Is that the figure
03:38skater? No. NFL red zone. I was thinking Scott Hamilton or who's the guy? I think. Oh yeah.
03:46All right. I was thinking Chris Hanson. Yes. Great pedophile catcher. Yeah. So some Olympic
03:52stories. Big one last night was men's gymnastics a surprise by winning an all around a bronze
03:58medal. There's this guy, Steven Nito Rosick, if I'm saying that right, it looks like Robbie
04:05Fox just looks like this, you know, a little teenage nerd and he only does this. No offense.
04:10Okay. All right. I mean, I look like a nerd too. He loves an Olympian. He does look like
04:16if you looked at him, he's Peter Parker. Like, and then he, he would have become spider man.
04:20And he only has, that is shocking. He only does the pommel horse, pommel horse, pommel horse.
04:28Uh, he said, yeah, to both. Is it pommel? He said the same thing twice. Pommel or pommel
04:32pommel with M's pommel. Pommel horse, the pommel thing where you fucking, he's like,
04:38yeah, he's a one trick. He's the clothes. He's the Mariano Rivera of this Olympics team. Like
04:43he's sitting out in the pen and then you play enter Sandman. He takes those glasses off.
04:47He puts on his spider man outfit and he fucking pommels that horse. He secured the medal for them.
04:53This is, this is what I do love about the Olympics. Like the little stories like this,
04:57you just get a random guy who, I don't know if he's going to explode after this, but if we can
05:02do it like the Olympics last year, if we get a pommel horse for gold four years ago, I think
05:08he tweeted me or Instagram. He tweeted at you. Yeah. Cause we got so many people saying we look
05:12alike that eventually I think he responded to one. Damn. Yeah. It's the, uh, I think he was,
05:18was he the guy who fell asleep on the side? Like they showed him after his event, he was like,
05:22yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy though. Because for the Olympics, for gymnastics, except for the all
05:27around, there's so much competition within the team because they'll have like 20 guys compete
05:33like on the Olympic team. I don't know if that's the right number, but only two actually get to go
05:37and compete against other countries. So if someone does really well at an event, they'll be on the
05:41sideline of being like, good job. I'm totally not rude. I'm totally rooting for you. Like
05:46little league. I used to root against my teammates because like, I didn't want to be the only guy
05:49makes like you and I didn't want to be like internally. I didn't want to be the only guy
05:52like making outs. You know, it was horrible. I'd be like, Oh, this whole team's thing. July 17th,
05:57July 17th, 2008, the night before the dark night, I hit a walk-off double to send my team into the
06:04district championship. Truly one of the greatest moments of my entire life. My teammate, Brandon,
06:10he hit a ball right in front of home plate, the batter before me, and we were all screaming at
06:15him. Run, run, run. He thought it was a foul ball. So he didn't run. Picked it up, tagged him.
06:20We won the game on a walk-off double. He was in the dugout crying. The team was literally on top
06:25of me. See, he should have been happier than anyone. Cause like people forgot about that.
06:28They forgot about it instantly. He was crying as the team's going Robbie, Robbie, Robbie.
06:33Why you gotta call him out like that? Poor kids watching this right now.
06:35I didn't, I didn't want to say his last name. What's his last name? Gerber.
06:41Talk about a Gerber baby.
06:43That's right. That was a joke. That was a joke. Yes.
06:47But yeah, we got the women's gymnastics all around happening right now. I'm sure you'll
06:51see the results by the time this is over. I would hope we just won it all, right?
06:55Isn't that like, yeah, we're going to crush it. We're winning now.
06:57Simone and then Queen.
06:59We should have put Libby Dunn on this team.
07:01I don't even know who that is.
07:03You don't know who Libby Dunn is?
07:04I've, I could not pick Libby Dunn.
07:06You are so gay.
07:09The gayest thing you've ever seen.
07:10John's got her in his bookmarks. Pull her up.
07:13You know who he's got.
07:14I've heard, I've heard the name. I don't know. I have a very tough time.
07:17Just like working on the internet. I feel like.
07:19She looks like Alexi Earl.
07:21She's like the number one.
07:22Alexi?
07:22Okay, that you don't know. She's like the number one blog every other day.
07:27Yeah. I think I've ever clicked on one of those blogs.
07:28Most of which probably like a Dante the Don, right?
07:31Yeah, yeah.
07:32Oh, that's like.
07:33She's dating Paul Skeens, the LSU baseball player turned pirates phenomenon.
07:37Best pitcher in baseball. Open the all-star game.
07:41I watch Maine Cabin Masters.
07:42She was big on TikTok. She's super hot. She's good at gymnastics on LSU.
07:47Did she make the blog? The Don's blog?
07:50She's not in the Olympics.
07:51What does she do then?
07:52She's still in college, I guess.
07:54She does like gymnastics in college.
07:56Right out of college.
07:57But yeah, I mean, speaking of the blog, the Dante blog, he did a blog,
08:02part one and two out now, both in our top five of the hottest Olympic athletes.
08:07Oh, in Paris.
08:08Well, yeah, they're all in Paris.
08:10Right, I thought it was a ball time.
08:11Oh, no, no.
08:11So part one.
08:12So honestly, I might give this a gander.
08:14Let's, uh, hot.
08:15Just scroll down. See how much, see how much there is to this?
08:18How much, how many photos there are?
08:20We have an hour left of scrolling.
08:22It's just, it's, it's just everything.
08:24Yeah, the scroll bar is an ant right now.
08:26I think this is all one girl.
08:28So far, it's been one girl.
08:29Yeah, so far it is the same girl.
08:31I mean, she's.
08:31That's a different girl.
08:32That's the Don's favorite.
08:33Incredibly hot, different girl.
08:34Okay, now you're starting to change. Dante is also.
08:36We picked his favorite.
08:38I believe he's upset that the woke mob has taken away each volleyball.
08:42Yeah.
08:43What do you mean?
08:44I mean, it was cold out.
08:46So the beach volleyball players were under armor.
08:49And that was, so that.
08:50Like, why are they taking this away from us?
08:54Taking away T and A from the boys.
08:56But fuck, man, they should be freezing right now.
08:58It's very Dante to me.
08:59It's very funny.
09:00Yeah.
09:01That's just like, he's our, he's our guy.
09:02He's our horny guy.
09:04He sticks up for the rest of us.
09:05Is he the horniest guy on the internet?
09:08He, he will probably.
09:10And I love that.
09:10Fly to New York and be upset that we said this.
09:13Yeah.
09:13How could you call me the horniest?
09:15We work with, but like, yes, he is the horniest.
09:18And then check out part nine of my Olympics.
09:20I mean, he'll, he'll post a blog and write like daddy likey.
09:24Oh, has he done that?
09:25Oh yeah.
09:26He's right.
09:26Daddy like.
09:27Oh yeah.
09:28Cause I've seen it and I've been like Dante, come on.
09:31You went too far with that one.
09:32Dante.
09:33Oh, here we go.
09:33When did they start wearing under armor pants and beach volleyball?
09:36Do they have to take everything away from us?
09:38Hashtag Olympics.
09:39You just unfollow him, John.
09:42Oh, and Jeff D low came right in.
09:44Yeah.
09:44What did he say?
09:45He said, has nothing to do with woke stuff.
09:47It's just cold as fucking rainy there.
09:49Plenty have been in bikinis for the horny people out there.
09:52And Frank, the tank has a great response to Dante says, do they,
09:55do they have to take everything away from us?
09:56Frank says, yes.
09:59The company, the company wide email about like what we can and can't do.
10:03Cause the Olympics are nuts about usage of photos and videos.
10:06Tank was the guy who responded right away.
10:08And was like, and already had a full conversation on a reply all to the whole company.
10:13Yeah, it was great.
10:14It was awesome.
10:15Great.
10:16It's been a fun, it's been a fun week here.
10:18Frank hates any sort of governing body.
10:21Yes.
10:22He's not a fan of governing bodies.
10:23Yeah.
10:24He's a rebel.
10:24He's a rebel.
10:25We have Olympic surfing photo.
10:27Not much to say other than this is just fucking a cool picture.
10:31It's an unreal picture.
10:32The guy's floating in midair.
10:34Looks like he's walking on air.
10:35They're the coolest athletes.
10:37Surfers are the coolest athletes.
10:39Skateboarders are cool.
10:40I was going to say.
10:41Skateboarders gotta wear helmets and helmets aren't cool.
10:43Yeah.
10:43Those are gay.
10:44But like a lot of skateboarders don't, you know, like they were in competition.
10:48The official ones they got.
10:49In competition.
10:50Sure.
10:51Imagine being a surfer.
10:51I still think it's so cool.
10:53Just being like a hot dude.
10:54But you can't kick flip a surfboard, dude.
10:56You know, there's something about that to me.
10:59Yeah.
10:59You're just, you like are a skater.
11:02So you're biased.
11:03You would rather be a skateboarder than a surfer?
11:05I think so.
11:06Yeah.
11:06Really?
11:07Yeah.
11:07Skateboarding is like a way to get around surfing.
11:09Like if you surf a crazy wave, it's awesome.
11:12And you can do tricks here and there, but you can't do like a 900 or like shit like that.
11:18I mean, you can do whatever the fuck that guy did.
11:20That was impressive.
11:21There was a dismount though, you know.
11:23Surfing is a lifestyle.
11:24It's very, it's like the definition of chill.
11:27Yeah.
11:27Rocket power.
11:28No one's ever said anything bad about a surfer.
11:30Yeah.
11:30Rocket power.
11:31Of course.
11:32And we have a U.S. triathlete exposed himself to E.coli.
11:36That's an interesting headline.
11:37Exposed himself to E.coli to prepare for the Olympics.
11:42Because like the river in France was all...
11:45Shit filled.
11:45Dirty, basically.
11:46Shit filled.
11:47And he basically, to prepare, he gave himself literally E.coli so that his body would adjust.
11:52I kind of love that.
11:53Paris, they spent one and a half billion to clean up the river ahead of the Olympics.
11:57But this weekend, rain swept a bunch of sewage into the river.
12:00And the triathlon kept getting pushed back.
12:02It was canceled for the second day in a row just today.
12:05Some people think it won't even happen.
12:07I mean, it should just be this guy then.
12:09Imagine that though.
12:10Imagine you train for four years and they're like,
12:12sorry, your event's not going to happen.
12:14Yeah.
12:14Imagine training for four years and giving yourself E.coli.
12:18I like it though.
12:18Like you said, it's a little like a flu shot.
12:20You give yourself a little bit of the flu and you're good.
12:22He probably looked cut up after that week's worth of diarrhea.
12:26He probably had an eight pack.
12:26He probably did it on purpose.
12:28And then speaking of the Olympics, we have our Barstool New York office Olympics.
12:31We filmed a couple weeks ago.
12:33It was a fun day.
12:33I think we're putting them out event by event, maybe.
12:36Like one a day, I think.
12:37Yeah, I think so.
12:38Today, the knockout, which I missed that.
12:40We were shooting it out of order.
12:41So not really fair.
12:43I don't know who ended up winning and I won't spoil it.
12:45But no spoilers.
12:46Didn't have a full crew.
12:47Any surprise athletes?
12:50I know Kirk was, for me, I was shocked at how good a basketball Kirk was when he played.
12:54Uh, John Rich is an incredible ping pong.
12:57John was very good at ping pong.
12:58Okay, he's my teammate.
13:00I was happy about that.
13:02We should have done, like, obscure sports.
13:04Like the thing where they have one eye covered and they're, like, shooting the gun and the thing.
13:07We did a cup stacking thing.
13:08Cup stacking we did.
13:10Archery.
13:11Math competition's funny.
13:13Was Che in it?
13:14No, it was old New York office.
13:16Um, all right.
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14:40We got a Orioles catcher, James McCann took a 95 mile per hour fastball to the face, stayed
14:45in the game, jersey covered in blood, face covered in blood.
14:50He looked cool.
14:52Can I see the video?
14:54He wasn't wearing the thing that like came down across his chin that like protects him.
14:58Oh, he's a catcher.
14:59Oh, nevermind.
14:59I don't know how baseball works.
15:01He was batting though.
15:01He was batting.
15:03Oh.
15:03Yeah, not everyone.
15:04Oh.
15:05I mean that, it's, it's hard to put into words how much I would cry.
15:09I mean, another, another Little League story for you.
15:12I saw this happen actually in Little League and it was one of the scariest things ever.
15:18Kid got hit in the face, broke his nose instantly, pile of blood, like absolutely pouring out
15:23of his face.
15:24Later on, thank God he had a twin that he was in the room with, woke up in the middle
15:29of the night and he had like blood, like rushing down, like almost died.
15:32Like a week after getting hit.
15:34Jesus.
15:34Wow.
15:35Crazy shit.
15:36But the coaches literally kicked dirt over the pile of blood and they were like, we're
15:40going to keep going.
15:40He's going to the hospital, but we're going to keep going.
15:43I think there's a chance I could have been a major leaguer if you took out hit by pitches.
15:47Like I eventually just got too afraid to get hit by the ball that it, it, I couldn't, I
15:51couldn't do it.
15:51You did a celebrity softball game recently and my prediction going into the game was
15:55Tommy's going to get hit by a pitch.
15:57I did have a Jeterian single through the right side.
16:00I saw the single, it looked nice.
16:01Yeah, no, I mean, I was pretty good when I was about seven, eight.
16:04And then a couple of things happened.
16:05I didn't hit puberty until I was about 16.
16:07That slowed me down.
16:08And then also, uh, just, they started throwing faster and I was like, oh my God, like, I
16:12don't want this to hit me.
16:14Like I don't want this fucking ball to hit me.
16:15Like if you could have taken that out of the game, I might not be here today.
16:19That photo of you pre-pubes was unbelievable.
16:23Which one?
16:24What?
16:24The one pre-puberty, the one where you, pre-pubes sounds weird.
16:28Yeah.
16:28The one where you are, like you're taking a shot or something.
16:30With the longer hair?
16:31Yeah, the longer hair.
16:31I mean, there's a lot of those.
16:33I like the long hair pictures.
16:35Those are funny.
16:36And look at you now, just a stallion.
16:38Now he's got the TikTok hair.
16:41I need a haircut.
16:42It's not really TikTok.
16:43Just because my hair is longer and naturally curly doesn't mean it's TikTok.
16:46You get a little perm.
16:47He copied me.
16:48It's not naturally curly.
16:49My hair is naturally curly.
16:50It was curly after you got the perm.
16:51Yeah.
16:52I did not get a perm.
16:53You definitely got the perm.
16:54We were here the day you got the perm.
16:56You came in and we were like, oh, you got a perm.
16:57This is a lie.
16:58Please put, please put this down that this was a lie.
17:01This is the truth.
17:02Put it down.
17:03I really did not.
17:04You didn't do anything to your hair?
17:05Swear to God.
17:05It's a little bit longer.
17:06Came in one day with a perm.
17:08We all said, look at the perm.
17:09Like it looks good, Tommy.
17:10And he was denying that he got a perm.
17:11Like over COVID, there's a picture of me with like,
17:13I look like little Dicky with like the hair all the way.
17:15When my hair gets longer, it just gets curly.
17:18You did not look like little Dicky.
17:20I looked exactly.
17:20I think you wanted to look like little Dicky.
17:21I looked exactly like little Dicky.
17:23I think you just want to be little Dicky.
17:25Is that the broccoli hair now?
17:27It's not broccoli.
17:28It is broccoli.
17:28Somebody read this next topic.
17:29It's broccoli hair.
17:30The NCAA is rumored to be seeking a one or two-
17:34Tell me I don't look like little Dicky here.
17:36You don't look anything like little Dicky there.
17:38Oh my God.
17:39Oh, you died.
17:40He dyed his hair too.
17:42Dyed it lighter.
17:43Yeah.
17:43You dyed your hair.
17:44That's the lighting.
17:46It's the same day you got the perm.
17:47Right now, John, because I know you're going to ask for it.
17:49But Michigan, sign stealing, the whole Connor Stallions thing,
17:52which there's a documentary coming out about that soon.
17:54Dave is in the documentary.
17:56Michigan news publication, The Wolverine,
17:58reported that NCAA could seek a post-season ban of one to two years
18:01and that Michigan would fight any such punishment
18:05and push for a monetary fine instead.
18:07They can't actually ban them, right?
18:09I don't think so.
18:10Also, like, didn't-
18:12I mean, I don't know too much about this story.
18:14I thought, like, if it was a big issue,
18:15wouldn't it have just been handled last year?
18:17Didn't they, like, do an investigation and stuff last year?
18:19And that's why Harbaugh got suspended for a couple games?
18:21Yeah.
18:21And then, like, Stallions now is also getting in trouble
18:24for not cooperating with the investigation.
18:26So maybe that's kind of what pushed it back.
18:29Yeah.
18:29I mean, who cares?
18:30They won the national championship.
18:32You can't, like, vacating-
18:33like, Reggie Bush still has a Heisman.
18:35Like, vacated.
18:36Louisville still won in 2013 basketball, whatever it is.
18:39Like, you win the championship.
18:40You win that.
18:41Uh, NFL-
18:43Is the rundown ever live?
18:46NFL has a new onside kick rule.
18:48Oh my god.
18:50Break your elbow.
18:51NFL's got a new onside kick rule they announced yesterday.
18:54Significant changes.
18:56Onside kicks are going to be illegal before the fourth quarter.
18:59You can only do it if you're losing
19:00and you must announce the intention ahead of time.
19:03This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
19:05When I saw there were new changes, I'd be like,
19:06oh, that's good.
19:07Because basically, it's like fucking impossible to do an onside kick.
19:10Unless you're doing, like, a sneak attack,
19:11like Sean Payton in the Super Bowl.
19:13Like, it's so hard.
19:14Yeah.
19:15I thought-
19:15I think it's a fun thing.
19:17Like, if you want games to be closer
19:19and you want comebacks,
19:20which I feel like the NFL would want,
19:22like, you should try to make onside kicks even easier.
19:24What's the point of this?
19:26Yeah, this is-
19:26They don't want onside kicks to happen?
19:28Is it a danger thing?
19:29Maybe it's a safety thing.
19:29People get hit too hard in onside kicks?
19:31Must be a concussion.
19:32I think they get hit harder when there's not an onside kick.
19:34This is where we need Dante on the front line saying,
19:37dude, they have to take everything from us.
19:38Yeah.
19:39Why are they taking this from us?
19:40COVID.
19:41First, girls' legs and now onside kicks.
19:46We'll do a couple movie topics.
19:49Kind of defer to Robbie here,
19:50but there's a Michael Bay Skibbity?
19:53Skibbity Toilet.
19:54Toilet movie.
19:55It's an 11-second YouTube video.
19:57It's got 42 million views that features a creepy cartoon head
20:00singing inside of a toilet.
20:02It launched a cultural phenomena
20:04and evolved into more than 71 to 5-minute videos
20:09depicting an infinitely escalating war between toilets and cyborgs.
20:14Producer Michael Bay and Paramount Pictures president
20:17have begun to work on a toilet film and TV franchise.
20:21What the hell is this?
20:23I don't know what this is,
20:25but I was made aware of it a few months ago.
20:27I went to a wedding.
20:29It was an Indian wedding.
20:30And all of the music was mostly...
20:32Not all of it.
20:32A lot of it was Indian music.
20:35At one point during the reception,
20:37I start hearing Skibbity Toilet, Skibbity Toilet, Skibbity Toilet.
20:41And I turned to my girlfriend and I was like,
20:44Whoa, whoa.
20:45Now I'm fiance.
20:47And I say to her, I said,
20:49Is this...
20:49Am I listening to Skibbity Toilet?
20:52Or is this like Indian that I don't understand?
20:57And we had the thing where...
20:58Is this an Indian?
21:00Is this Bengali?
21:02We looked it up and we found this video.
21:04It is a very creepy like CGI video of just a head in a toilet,
21:0811 seconds long.
21:10And it's Skibbity.
21:10I don't know how they could possibly make a movie, a TV show.
21:14I don't even know how you could extend the video to a minute.
21:17And people say Hollywood's out of ideas.
21:21We got this.
21:22I mean, Michael Bay,
21:23he gets shit on for the Transformers movies,
21:25but his last movie is pretty damn good.
21:27Ambulance?
21:28The first Transformer movie is legendary.
21:31Pretty great.
21:32Mainly just because of Megan Fox, but it's still legendary.
21:34Shia LaBeouf.
21:35Yeah.
21:36And then I know they talked about this a little bit yesterday,
21:38but we have our resident Marvel guy here, comic guy,
21:41Robert Downey Jr. returning to the MCU as Dr. Doom.
21:45I will say this is my novice,
21:47like I see most of the Marvel movies.
21:49I saw all the Avengers and all that.
21:51Last Leg and Eternals, all that shit.
21:54No, not watching that.
21:55I'll be back for Robert Downey Jr.
21:58And I think that's a big part of why they want him back.
22:00And some people are shitting on it.
22:02They're saying he's going to ruin his legacy,
22:03or they're saying it's a desperate move from him and Marvel.
22:06He's made between $500 and $600 million playing Iron Man,
22:11and he also just won an Oscar.
22:12I don't think he's desperate at this point.
22:14I think he's like coming back with the Russo brothers,
22:16the people that did Infinity War and Endgame and Civil War,
22:19the Winter Soldier.
22:20They're four for four on amazing Marvel movies.
22:23Same guy that wrote Infinity War and Endgame.
22:26I think this is going to work out.
22:28I think there's a lot of interesting opportunities based on,
22:31okay, Tom Holland's Spider-Man is going to have to fight
22:34someone that looks exactly like Tony Stark, his idol,
22:37and he might have to fucking kill him
22:38because this Tony Stark is trying to destroy the universe.
22:41I know people are sick of the variants.
22:43People are sick of the multiverse,
22:44but you got to finish it.
22:45You have to like have a finale, a big conclusion.
22:48Robert Downey Jr., he feels worthy of like
22:50the big finale conclusion.
22:52Isn't people are saying there is like a comic
22:54where there is a multiverse where Tony Stark,
22:57instead of becoming Iron Man, becomes Dr. Doom?
23:00It's like a what-if comic.
23:01I don't actually think they're going to base this story off of that,
23:04but I do think that's basically going to be the story,
23:06that this is somehow a multiverse Tony Stark who,
23:10yes, went down the bad path.
23:11Some people are even saying like in Iron Man 2,
23:14he's got like the poison.
23:15He has to like take the heart out and like fix it all.
23:18What if this is a version of him who let the poison get to him?
23:21I like that.
23:21He's fucking molded, one with the suit, one with the mask,
23:25or the Avengers bring in a Tony Stark because they're like,
23:28the world is going to end without Tony Stark.
23:30How can we live without Tony Stark?
23:32They bring in the wrong one and he's fucking evil.
23:34There's a lot of cool things you could do with this, I think.
23:37I like it as long as he's Tony,
23:39like as long as he's a Tony Stark multiverse.
23:42They can't just be like, this is a new Dr. Doom
23:45and he just happens to be being played by Robert Downey Jr.
23:48Like they've got to like build it into the story.
23:50And I think they will because this is,
23:51it's all about capping off the multiverse saga.
23:54Yeah, I mean, there is a part of me where it's like Avengers
23:58and Endgame, Infinity War was just such a great ending
24:00where it's like they should have just ended it there.
24:04Like I know it's a money, like they're going to still make money,
24:06but like just reset it or something.
24:08Yeah.
24:09Do you think after this, it'll be like a reset?
24:11Sort of, like not like a reset,
24:13but they're bringing in new characters.
24:15So after this, it's going to be more focused on the X-Men
24:18and the Fantastic Four.
24:20You don't, you're not an X-Men guy?
24:22Hate the X-Men.
24:23What?
24:24Freaks.
24:25Oh, you're one of those.
24:27I should have known.
24:28I like Solo.
24:29You threw around that M word, the mutant word.
24:31I don't like superhero team.
24:32Like I like, give me a Superman, give me a Batman.
24:35No, but that's different.
24:36They're all on their own and they come together.
24:39The X-Men are incredible.
24:40You're going to fall in love with them.
24:42You got to see Deadpool and Wolverine as well
24:44because it is awesome.
24:45I hate Ryan Reynolds.
24:46I just fucking hate Ryan Reynolds.
24:48The movie is incredible.
24:4997%.
24:50I actually might see that.
24:52It's incredible.
24:53I just hate Ryan Reynolds.
24:56He just gets too many likes on his tweet.
24:58And speaking of a tweet that got a lot of likes,
25:00Robbie is getting engaged.
25:02Yesterday, he proposed to his girlfriend,
25:04is officially engaged to be married.
25:06I am, yeah.
25:08Yeah, congrats, man.
25:08I don't know how much you want to share about it, but.
25:11It was great.
25:12I did it in Hoboken.
25:13It was by the water.
25:14She thought she was coming to like a Barstool upfront thing.
25:17She wasn't.
25:19She was getting engaged instead.
25:21We've been together like over four years.
25:23You blacked out, you said, when you were saying?
25:25Everyone said like when you get down on one knee,
25:28they were like, remember to say, will you marry me?
25:30Because a lot of people freeze.
25:31Yep.
25:32I think you might've said that to me, John.
25:33I forgot that.
25:34Yeah.
25:36And everyone said like,
25:37you're basically just going to black out.
25:38Like, don't focus too much on what you're going to say
25:40because you won't remember it.
25:41And in my head, I was like, I'm going to remember what I say.
25:44I'm not going to like, I don't have a speech prepared,
25:46but I kind of did black out.
25:48I remember the gist of it.
25:49I said like the generic stuff that you say,
25:51I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
25:52Will you marry me?
25:53All that.
25:54But yeah, it was great.
25:55Great moment.
25:56I feel like this is like a Barstool moment
25:58where it's like, wow, how did like,
26:00Robbie started as an 18 year old trying not to come.
26:03Right. Yeah.
26:03And now he's getting married.
26:05Now he's coming all the time.
26:06Yeah. Whatever ride it's been.
26:08We were tossing around earlier.
26:10Like how, um, how much, like,
26:14would it take to just have like a Barstool wedding?
26:16Like a fully expensive wedding,
26:17but like only in Barstool merch or like what?
26:20Yeah. It's feel like you got to do an ad read
26:22in the middle of your vows.
26:24Like, I love you.
26:24This is brought to you by Stella Blue.
26:26Yeah.
26:2725% out.
26:27Try our new blueberry muffin flavor.
26:29I said, I just couldn't make my girlfriend
26:32wear the stool and stars logo.
26:35What if my fiance?
26:36Oh yeah.
26:36She's got, she's got the stool and the stars.
26:38Yeah.
26:39You said like the, like the groom and bride
26:41would have to wear bars.
26:42Like you would have to buy your outfits
26:44on stored up Barstool store.
26:46We could put out, we can make a $10,000 wedding dress.
26:48It's got the red barstool logo in the back.
26:51It's made like comfort colors.
26:52Yeah.
26:53Yeah.
26:54It would take an exorbitant amount of money.
26:56It would take like the whole wedding covered.
27:00And then also enough money to maybe retire.
27:02Have you started?
27:03Oh boy.
27:04Have you started to stress about the guest list?
27:07No, no.
27:08I honestly think one of the big reasons
27:10I don't want to get married for a while.
27:11It's like, I don't know who I'd, who I'd invite from here.
27:15I haven't even really put thought into the wedding.
27:17I don't even know if my fiance has,
27:19like she said last night, she was like,
27:21I don't even care when we get married.
27:22It could be years from now.
27:23I'm so happy.
27:24Oh, that's sweet.
27:25So it was, yeah.
27:26It was just, it was great.
27:27And you can watch the whole engagement happen
27:29on the My Mom's Basement Rumble channel.
27:33I brought Owen from the office
27:35and Owen and intern David, they came and took pictures.
27:38It was, it was a nice moment.
27:40It was beautiful.
27:40And look at that.
27:41You probably saved yourself a thousand bucks
27:42by having a couple of guys go here.
27:44Probably.
27:44Rather than.
27:45I'll say another reason, like those Instagram
27:47and tweets are popping off.
27:49Like I'm like, I might try to get jealous.
27:50I might get engaged just for the pussy.
27:52Yeah.
27:53Just like you get a lot of girls to like my Instagram.
27:55Yeah.
27:56I said you should get engaged as a thirst trap.
27:58Yeah.
27:58Thirst trap engagement photo.
28:00You do a getting denied.
28:02Oh, she said no.
28:03I'm still single ladies.
28:04Aw.
28:05Yeah.
28:06Maybe you get the sympathy.
28:07So say I need a little pussy.
28:11We'll just end it on that.
28:13Congrats to Robbie.
28:14Congrats to Mr. And Mrs. Fox.