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01:36 Tonight, Celtics versus Pacers.
01:39 I'm like pissed that we even have to go into this.
01:42 I wanted the Knicks so fucking bad.
01:45 - Let me ask you a question.
01:46 Where is Celtics on your like fandom?
01:49 - Ooh, for me it goes probably,
01:51 no, it goes Patriots.
01:54 Patriots, Celtics, Red Sox.
01:56 - Is there two for you?
01:57 - No, Patriots, Celtics, Bruins, Red Sox.
01:59 - Really, Bruins over the Red Sox?
02:00 - I think so, probably. - Wow, what's yours?
02:03 - Mets, Jets, although, yeah, Mets, Jets,
02:07 and then Celtics.
02:09 - Such a weird Mets, Jets,
02:10 the mix of the Jets of New York.
02:12 - No, I know. - Remarkable.
02:14 - It was just, my uncle's had,
02:16 gave me a Celtics, my uncle's from Massachusetts,
02:18 gave me a Celtics sweatshirt,
02:19 and then I moved to New Hampshire when I was nine,
02:20 and it was the only school from New York
02:22 to New Hampshire when you're nine.
02:23 - Today on Pick Central,
02:24 Duggs agreed to get a, like right now,
02:28 a Boston Celtics 2024 champions.
02:31 - That is-- - Like right now.
02:33 - So, right now, it's already done.
02:35 - Is he doing it?
02:36 On the show, he's doing it on the show.
02:37 - I think he is. - He said he'd do it.
02:39 - Duggs, Duggs.
02:40 - He's already got some weird tattoo, doesn't he?
02:45 Or no, he has a Viva.
02:46 Do you have the Viva, right?
02:48 - That's for Stuley.
02:49 - Yeah. - Oh, that's,
02:50 no, Duggs has one too.
02:51 - Duggs has one. - I don't.
02:52 - What do you?
02:53 - Dude. - What are you doing?
02:55 You trying to stir the pot?
02:57 - I just asked, aren't you getting a tattoo?
02:58 They said you're getting a tattoo.
02:59 - We're saving that for Pick Central.
03:01 - We're saying though that 2000, you said--
03:04 - Yeah, we're just saying--
03:04 - They're a champion.
03:05 - Yeah, look, I'm not gonna like seek out this tattoo.
03:09 If you're like, let's go get this tattoo,
03:10 I'll go get this tattoo.
03:12 - We said we'd cover it. - If I brought a--
03:13 - Where would you go?
03:14 - I'm just saying like, I'm not gonna--
03:15 - If I brought a tattoo guy,
03:17 if I brought a tattoo guy here,
03:19 - Yeah, like that would do it.
03:20 - What about Vibs?
03:21 Who's the tattoo guy?
03:21 - So Vibs guy is the guy that did the tungsten tattoos.
03:24 - I would do it on the ass next to the tattoo
03:29 that nobody knows.
03:30 And it's not that.
03:31 - What is it?
03:32 - Yeah, see, you don't know what it is.
03:33 - Oreo or something?
03:33 - No, brand new.
03:34 - Oh my God.
03:35 - What a troll.
03:36 - Oh my God.
03:37 (laughing)
03:38 - Euges, good lord.
03:39 - He's trying to slam to me.
03:40 - No, you have a tattoo.
03:42 I know you have a tattoo.
03:43 - I know, I do.
03:43 It's not embarrassing 'cause I'm a company man.
03:46 I don't know, you might find it embarrassing,
03:48 but I'm a company man.
03:49 - No, I don't, I'm not at all.
03:50 - So you, you, it's, you'll get it
03:52 'cause they want it already.
03:53 - Get on your arm though, if you're gonna get it.
03:55 - See, Pat, I'm a pussy.
03:56 - Get a tattoo with your chest.
03:57 - I am a pussy, yeah.
03:58 - I don't think you're, I would never.
04:00 - No, I think it's, I think it's--
04:01 - An ass tattoo's fine.
04:03 - Yeah, I think that's fair.
04:04 - Celtics are minus 900 to win this series.
04:06 - Right, right.
04:07 - And then we're gonna get smoked
04:08 by whoever comes out of the woods.
04:09 - No, I don't think so.
04:10 - I disagree.
04:11 I think Timberwolves were built to beat the Nuggets.
04:13 Timberwolves were built to beat the Celtics.
04:17 - All right.
04:17 - Minus 150 to win it all.
04:18 - And look who you all just, you all passed.
04:22 And you know, the funniest scenario in the world
04:24 would be Kyrie Irving going like this
04:26 with an NBA championship on Celtics court.
04:29 - Why is that funny?
04:30 - Oh, that would be the worst.
04:30 - Why would, is that funny?
04:31 - It's funny for non-Celtics.
04:32 - You know it's funny for myself, yes.
04:34 - He quit, he's a, he shit on us.
04:37 He wasn't like, we treated him badly.
04:38 He was--
04:39 - Yes, I think that, now that you have--
04:40 - Why does he get to win, in your mind?
04:43 - Well, how do you not see how that's funny
04:44 from someone like--
04:45 - Isn't it funny if the Celtics like beat him
04:47 and it's like, fuck you Kyrie, 'cause he was a shitty one?
04:49 - No, because it's good for you guys, yes.
04:51 - As a casual fan.
04:52 - Kyrie has way more to prove to Celtics fans,
04:55 like the Celtics organization than Celtics ever.
04:57 - The Celtics fans hate Kyrie, right?
04:59 - Right.
05:00 - So--
05:00 - But for a reason.
05:01 - Yes, okay.
05:02 - So he was shitty.
05:03 - Yes, if a guy's shitty to your organization,
05:06 goes to another team and wins--
05:07 - And shitty there.
05:08 - Not shitty there.
05:09 - And then had to go to another organization.
05:11 (laughing)
05:11 - It's just, I think--
05:12 - If the guys that he thought he was better than
05:15 end up beating him, there is--
05:16 - That's awesome.
05:17 - There is.
05:17 - Kyrie finally figured his mentals out.
05:20 - Right.
05:21 - That's it, if he tries a tenth more than he does,
05:23 he's the best player in the NBA.
05:24 He's the best finisher in the NBA.
05:25 - He's just like Kyrie.
05:26 - And now he can smell the championship,
05:27 so I feel like he's gonna--
05:28 - That's why I--
05:29 - We don't elite teams.
05:30 - A championship with no expectation for him to win,
05:33 I feel like the expectation fucks him up.
05:34 - Against any of those teams I'm good with.
05:37 I don't care who wins on that side, the West side.
05:39 I think it's a good NBA championship.
05:41 - That's probably what you're gonna get.
05:43 - No, I know.
05:44 - So we're gonna get a great finalist then.
05:45 - So no, I'm saying we're gonna get a great finalist.
05:47 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:47 - I wanna play Kyrie, I would love--
05:49 - I think for the storyline--
05:50 - I think it's six or seven, no matter what.
05:52 - Would be very funny if you play Kyrie.
05:54 That's fun to watch.
05:56 - Yeah, I think the funniest scenario would be like
05:58 Jason Tatum blocking him.
05:59 - Yes.
06:00 - Is Korzeus gonna come back?
06:02 - No, it should be for everybody 'cause he's the bad guy.
06:04 - I got a little cocky on that part.
06:06 - You're rooting for the bad guy here then.
06:07 - No, I just don't understand how you don't see
06:09 how it's funny for a fan that's not a Celtics fan.
06:11 - I guess I just don't understand rooting for the guy
06:13 that's a shitty guy.
06:15 - I agree, rooting for the guy that's shitty.
06:15 - Boston wins, like no one's like rooting for Boston.
06:18 - What, that's a whole different argument.
06:20 - Everybody's hasn't pitched straights on in October.
06:22 - Yeah.
06:23 - Yeah, I'm saying--
06:23 - No one's rooting for the Yankees to win either.
06:25 It's the same thing.
06:26 - If the Celtics did Kyrie dirty, then it's like,
06:27 all right, that's funny 'cause Kyrie gets a fuck you to them.
06:29 But it was the other way around.
06:30 - I don't think the Celtics are hated like New York teams.
06:34 Like in the end, I don't think NBA fans hate the Celtics.
06:36 - I don't think hate, but I don't think they--
06:39 I don't think no one wants to see Boston win
06:42 'cause they've won so much, I feel like.
06:43 - Haven't won that much.
06:44 I mean, I wish they would've won.
06:45 - I think out of all the Boston teams,
06:47 people would wanna see the Celtics win probably.
06:49 Well, probably wearing socks.
06:50 - I don't think anyone wants to see you guys win.
06:52 No one wants to see Yankees, any New York team win.
06:55 - Yeah.
06:56 - That's true, I guess the Yankees haven't won a ton either
06:57 and no one wants to see them win.
06:58 So maybe there's someone still--
06:59 - Nobody likes to see Duke win either.
07:01 - No one likes to see Duke, Lakers, Alabama.
07:04 - All right, so hopefully we get a--
07:05 - By the way, I'll show you the tattoo after the show.
07:07 - Great, thank you, Dukes, appreciate that.
07:11 NHL playoffs, oh, we have Rangers versus Panthers,
07:15 Eastern Conference, Western Conference is Oilers
07:17 versus Stars, Dave bet on the Oilers
07:19 to win the whole thing, right?
07:21 - Yes.
07:22 - Like what's the--
07:23 - What was the Oilers?
07:24 - What's the--
07:24 - It was like, I think 100,000 to win like--
07:26 - 1.7 or something crazy?
07:28 - But a Canadian team hasn't won a cup in forever.
07:31 - Canadian team hasn't won a cup since '93.
07:33 - Jesus.
07:34 - And, but, so it's funny though,
07:36 Elio has the Panthers--
07:39 - Oh, he does.
07:40 - He's got his future, Dave said he wasn't listening to him,
07:43 and Dave has Oilers, Rico has the Stars and the Rangers.
07:47 - Yeah, Jesus.
07:48 (laughing)
07:49 - So it's gonna be a funny, no matter what,
07:51 Barstool's got some action in,
07:53 and Whitney's a Oilers fan, obviously.
07:56 - Obviously, Glenny, huge.
07:57 - Yeah, Rangers.
07:58 - Yeah.
07:59 - Yeah, so it's a good final four for the playoff,
08:01 for the NHL playoffs as well.
08:02 - I want the Oilers to win,
08:03 I want either the Oilers or the Rangers.
08:05 - Last night, right?
08:06 It was Canucks-Oilers, game seven.
08:09 Say that Caitlin Clark's game went into overtime.
08:16 Would they move Caitlin Clark's game away to ESPN 2,
08:20 or would they move the Eastern Conference Finals to ESPN 2?
08:24 - I think they would keep it on Clark.
08:28 - I think so too.
08:29 - I think the numbers are higher.
08:31 - I think I would, I don't think anyone cares
08:32 about the first five minutes.
08:34 - But especially Canucks-Oilers,
08:36 like not like American.
08:37 - True Canadian teams.
08:38 - That's a great, did you watch that game last night?
08:39 - Yeah.
08:40 - Oh my God.
08:41 That was, she is getting like a
08:42 welcome to the league treatment.
08:44 - But she also dropped like 25 yesterday,
08:46 like she's still fantastic.
08:48 - I love when rookies get bodied.
08:50 What else we have?
08:51 Georgia quarterback Jaden Rashadah,
08:54 suing Florida head coach Billy Napier over botched NIL deal.
08:58 The long and short of it was he got recruited
09:00 and he got promised like 13 and a half million dollars-ish.
09:06 And this NIL deal, he went there,
09:07 the money never came through.
09:08 He ended up transferring schools.
09:12 And when all this was happening,
09:14 he had initially turned down a $9.5 million deal.
09:16 So he's suing for that to get his money back.
09:19 This entire thing is like a reason why the NCAA purists
09:25 are like we should not involve money in college sports.
09:28 Because you probably had a handshake deal with this kid
09:31 for here's 13 million bucks,
09:33 they flash some money in front of him,
09:34 showed up to his house, treating him like a king.
09:36 He said yes, no legal binding anything to make this happen.
09:41 And now this is a fucking shit show.
09:43 But I think this sets a precedent for other kids
09:46 to be a little bit more careful
09:47 when they're going into schools
09:49 who are promising them big money.
09:50 What do you guys think?
09:51 - The problem is the NIL, it's the Wild West still.
09:54 There's no like, everyone could do whatever they want,
09:56 it seems like.
09:57 There's like literally no rules involved.
10:00 So I can probably bet, unfortunately,
10:03 this quarterback's probably not gonna get shit
10:05 from this lawsuit.
10:06 - Oh, he's getting nothing.
10:07 If it's not in writing, you're fucked.
10:08 - Yeah, if it's not in writing.
10:09 And I also think these numbers,
10:11 everyone's coming out saying,
10:14 why is this guy getting 14 million dollars?
10:18 I don't even think that's a real number
10:20 for a guy that didn't even play yet.
10:22 I don't know, I think--
10:23 - He got offered that before he went to the school.
10:25 So a high school kid got offered that before he went there.
10:30 - Yeah.
10:31 - What the fuck?
10:32 - It's like, remember when LeBron got his $90 million
10:35 Nike deal when he was 17?
10:36 And he bought his mom a Hummer,
10:38 and everyone's like, where'd you,
10:39 how'd you buy the Hummer?
10:40 He's like, fucking relax.
10:41 I just got $90 million.
10:42 - Imagine, remember when you were in college
10:44 and you got $200?
10:45 - Oh my God.
10:46 - You'd be like, we're all going out tonight.
10:49 Drinks on me.
10:50 Imagine getting $14 million,
10:52 you're the star quarterback
10:53 of the number one team in the country.
10:55 I don't know how these kids are doing any of this.
10:57 And they deserve to get paid.
10:59 - That's my whole thing, they absolutely do.
11:00 - I don't know how they calculate it though.
11:02 So it's basically, here's what our jersey sales
11:03 are gonna be, here's what our ticket sales are gonna be.
11:04 Here's, and the money is coming from the school,
11:07 the 13 million?
11:08 - It's the same way.
11:08 - No, no.
11:09 - It's coming from like projected sales?
11:11 - Boosters and like, and their ad,
11:15 they have a pool of money that they can,
11:16 and also like, they can, that's what I'm saying.
11:19 It's a wild west where they can have like,
11:21 hey, this car wash over here can,
11:25 is gonna give you a million dollars to post some things.
11:28 You know, like--
11:29 - That's so sketchy.
11:30 - But like, if the school, I think these kids,
11:32 I'm sure we all agree, should be paid.
11:34 - Yeah.
11:35 - Like, if they're gonna bring in money,
11:36 they're gonna bring in revenue,
11:37 don't they deserve to get a piece of that pie?
11:39 - But I also think it's ruining kids as well,
11:42 because they're like, they're just keep,
11:44 they're just gonna keep transferring places
11:45 whoever gives them money.
11:46 - I just feel like there's no formula though.
11:49 - Some kids are like, 'cause some kids,
11:50 yeah, there's no formula.
11:51 - There's no formula.
11:52 - Why does that ruin the kid to go
11:53 and chase after more money?
11:54 - I think where it's like, sometimes a little adversity
11:57 I think helps.
11:58 Where it's like, if like, your guy,
12:00 you know, to beat out the guy in front of you,
12:02 instead of beating out the guy in front of you,
12:03 I'm transferring.
12:04 And I get it, it's fine to go after the money,
12:06 but I also think like,
12:07 they just give up on the team very easily.
12:09 - But if you're someone that won't go pro,
12:10 or has a smaller likelihood of going pro,
12:13 shouldn't you max out this time the best you can?
12:15 - Well, that's different, yeah.
12:16 Which I don't think they're getting that much money,
12:18 that's the thing as well.
12:19 Like, the guys that are not that good
12:21 aren't getting that much money.
12:22 - Right, of course, but isn't there a middle ground
12:24 where some guys are like, I'm trying to think,
12:26 like a Charlie Ward type back in the day,
12:27 or like, a guy that's a good college player,
12:30 but not a good pro.
12:31 - Those guys should make, every dollar they can.
12:35 - I'll never get mad at anyone going after the money,
12:37 where the money is, of course.
12:38 But I do think like, sometimes a little adversity
12:42 when it's like, oh, we'll speed out this guy, is good.
12:44 - Right.
12:45 - Yeah, I don't know.
12:46 I guess, like I said, it goes back to,
12:48 you have such a small window to make money.
12:49 - I think both are right.
12:50 - I think you're right.
12:51 - Honestly, you're right, and I think I'm right.
12:52 - Look at that, a clean on the run there.
12:54 Look at you two.
12:55 - As long as these kids are,
12:56 I just feel bad, 'cause like,
12:58 these schools will throw them away as soon as they can.
13:00 And it's just like, get everything you can while you can.
13:03 - 100%.
13:04 - Guy who spent all his money,
13:06 Antonio Brown, just filed for bankruptcy.
13:08 - What a segue.
13:08 - A statement made by his media company, CTESPN,
13:13 said, this is the most Antonio Brown statement of all time,
13:17 "NFL legend Antonio Brown has filed for bankruptcy today.
13:20 He will be a first ballot hall of famer in 2027.
13:23 He will be releasing new music this summer.
13:25 He's also the founder of the most trusted source
13:27 in all of sports.
13:28 The generational run continues."
13:31 - Continues after bankruptcy.
13:33 - How much money, I want to know how much money
13:34 he made in his career.
13:36 - He also is a father to a lot, correct?
13:40 - Yeah.
13:41 - I think, was he the one?
13:42 No, that was Ryan Garcia who said he wants to beat
13:44 the record of how many kids.
13:45 (laughing)
13:46 - You saw that?
13:47 - That was so good.
13:48 - Facing Cromartie?
13:49 - Yeah, literally he's like,
13:50 "I'm going to be, I'm the best at everything."
13:51 - Okay, so Antonio Brown, career earnings, 88 million.
13:54 He probably had some endorsements in there.
13:56 - Right, but you got to take, you know, half of it's taxes
13:58 and you know, percentage of it goes to agents
14:00 and things like that.
14:01 - He was worth over a hundred million dollars.
14:02 - Six kids.
14:03 - That's actually not that bad.
14:04 - Not bad.
14:05 - I thought it would be more.
14:06 - I thought he had a lot.
14:07 - I don't think he's worth a hundred million dollars
14:08 anymore.
14:08 - No, I think he, at least like,
14:09 because he was the best wide receiver in football
14:11 at one point.
14:11 So he definitely had some endorsements.
14:13 - If you file bankruptcy, that basically just means
14:16 you don't have to pay your money back.
14:18 - Certain money.
14:19 - Did you see Jerry's tweets last night?
14:20 - No.
14:21 - Jerry was asking about it.
14:22 - Honestly, I was with him.
14:23 It's always like, wait, I can just file for bankruptcy
14:28 and not pay anything?
14:30 - So yes and no.
14:31 So bankruptcy does not count towards your college loans.
14:34 It does not count towards child support.
14:35 - Got it.
14:36 - So you could plead bankruptcy, yes.
14:38 - If I go buy a Lamborghini and then I say I have no money,
14:40 I don't have to pay it back?
14:42 - Oh, well they could, the car dealership could,
14:44 they'll probably, they'll take the car from you.
14:46 - The only thing that's fucked is your credit, right?
14:48 - Well, it's fucked.
14:49 Well, basically you have seven years where you're fucked,
14:51 and then you're starting over from scratch.
14:53 You might as well be like 21 again.
14:55 So it's like, if you're working on things like buying a house
14:57 or even buying a car, it makes things challenging
15:00 or you're paying very high interest rates.
15:02 Even getting a credit card, it becomes very difficult.
15:04 - Have you filed for bankruptcy?
15:05 - No, I have not.
15:06 - Didn't like Trump file for bankruptcy?
15:08 - Oh yeah.
15:09 - Yeah, but that's different.
15:10 Some of his companies hold, that's--
15:11 - That's a witch hunt.
15:12 - Don't confuse that kind of bankruptcy
15:15 with like the bankruptcy we're talking about.
15:17 - Listen, I have to get political.
15:19 I saw people saying like, oh, just create an LLC.
15:23 - Like it's that easy.
15:25 - No, it is.
15:26 - LLCs are very easy to create.
15:26 - But like to fix his problems?
15:28 - No, they were not fixing his problems.
15:29 - I created an LLC once.
15:30 Before I was hanging out, before Barstool,
15:32 I was selling hangover pills.
15:34 (all laughing)
15:36 - Door-to-door hangover pill salesman?
15:38 - That was called no remorse.
15:40 - Hell yeah.
15:41 - You had to take two pills before you went out
15:43 and two pills before you got home.
15:44 - No idea what's in them.
15:46 - Just pile them in.
15:47 - Not FDA approved.
15:48 - Yeah, it was, are they still out there anymore?
15:52 No.
15:53 - They're probably been, it's like the hydroxy cut.
15:56 - They were red and yellow.
15:57 I still have some.
15:58 - They work?
15:59 - No.
16:00 (all laughing)
16:02 - Did you know they didn't work when you were selling them?
16:03 - No, there's some, yeah, they're gone.
16:05 - I just don't know.
16:06 - Oh, there they are.
16:07 Yeah, those are them.
16:08 - I just don't know what Antonio Brown's
16:09 - No remorse.
16:10 - money on.
16:11 - With the thumbs up.
16:12 - Thumbs up, hey.
16:14 - Oh, that's wild.
16:15 That looks like a, like red man chaw.
16:17 - They're fucking flying off the shelves,
16:19 they're out of stock.
16:20 - Out of stock?
16:21 - Hell yeah.
16:22 - Can't even keep them on the shelves.
16:22 (all laughing)
16:24 - But yeah, he's going bankrupt.
16:25 - He's going bankrupt.
16:26 I mean, I don't know what he would spend that fucking money.
16:27 He's not that old too.
16:29 - I mean, Antwon Walker burned all his money.
16:29 - You probably saw the 30 for 30.
16:31 Yeah, he burned like a hundred and something.
16:32 - Antwon Walker.
16:33 - Oh, really?
16:33 - Yeah.
16:34 - A lot of people do.
16:35 - Early 2000s was like peak blow through
16:37 your money for athletes.
16:38 - I think so.
16:39 - I think they still all do because they don't realize
16:42 like when it stops, it really stops.
16:44 - Like you said though, imagine giving a 21 year old
16:46 tens and tens of millions.
16:47 I would spend it crazy too.
16:49 I wouldn't know what to do.
16:50 - I'm 34 and I want 40 grand in our little NCAA thing here.
16:54 And I was like, ah, this is going kind of quick.
16:55 I was like, I'm gonna put this away.
16:56 - Dude, you really don't.
16:57 - I was like, I get it.
16:58 I was like, yeah, vacation.
16:59 - Not much money.
17:00 - Not that much money.
17:01 - It's crazy.
17:01 - Especially when sleepy Joe gets his hands on it.
17:03 (all laughing)
17:04 - What do we got next?
17:05 Oh, the Ashley Madison.
17:09 The Ashley Madison documentary came out on Netflix.
17:13 They are claiming that they're seeing this huge resurgence
17:15 in users at their peak at 37 million users.
17:17 Now they're, they were down to nothing.
17:19 Now they're allegedly back up to about 365,000 users
17:22 per month.
17:24 I blogged this.
17:25 I don't know if you guys watched the documentary.
17:26 - I've not seen the documentary.
17:27 - It was fucking awesome.
17:28 - What is it?
17:29 - You know Ashley Madison?
17:31 - No.
17:31 - It's the web, so pre social media, it was like,
17:34 it was hard to like cheat essentially.
17:36 So this was a website for married people.
17:39 - What?
17:39 - It would go on.
17:40 37 million people, married people who want to cheat.
17:42 So you would go on, you'd upload a profile.
17:44 It was like a, like a dating MySpace kind of thing.
17:46 And you would cheat.
17:47 And then eventually what happened was,
17:49 - Listen to this part.
17:50 - Eventually what happened was this hacking group,
17:52 I can't remember the name of it,
17:53 but the specific hackers that targeted the website
17:56 was called the impact team.
17:57 They released all the names.
18:00 - All the names and email addresses.
18:01 - In like, email addresses of people who were on this.
18:04 So all these famous people were getting outed,
18:07 blah, blah, blah.
18:08 - Regular people.
18:09 - Regular people.
18:09 And one of the big, all these religious people,
18:11 one of the big ones that got outed,
18:12 which was a focus of this,
18:13 was this like YouTube, like Christian couple,
18:16 who were super like,
18:18 were great, like exactly what you think they would be.
18:22 And this guy ended up getting outed as like,
18:24 sleeping all over the place.
18:27 But this is going like,
18:28 it's the number one thing on Netflix right now.
18:30 I wrote about it and I fucking destroyed them in a blog.
18:32 Not because I care, just because I was in a bad mood.
18:34 And I destroyed them in a blog.
18:36 And now they're reaching out to me, reaching out.
18:38 They want to like talk about like their brand.
18:40 I'm like, dude, I'm fucking good with the brand.
18:43 I don't have a dog in the race.
18:45 It's like, I said what I have to say.
18:46 Like, I don't want to, should I do it?
18:48 - I think from you, this is a number one on Netflix
18:52 and it's the people they're talking about.
18:54 - Numbers wise.
18:55 - You should ruin them again.
18:56 - I just don't want to like,
18:57 a white knight for like,
19:00 this person got cheated on at like, I don't care.
19:02 You know what I mean?
19:03 - Yeah.
19:04 - You could also come at it from an angle.
19:05 You can come at it from your angle,
19:05 as long as you're honest to yourself and talk to us.
19:07 - I mean, the guy said--
19:08 - Put on your Andy Cohen pants.
19:10 - Should I?
19:11 - And just go vote.
19:12 - The guy said he was like, in his, like the trailer,
19:15 he was like, this really speaks to,
19:17 or he gave an interview to TMZ.
19:18 He's like, this really speaks to like,
19:19 the resilience of our brand.
19:20 And my blog, I was like, no,
19:21 this speaks to people wanting to watch people fuck.
19:24 This has nothing to do with your brand.
19:26 - So they're still together.
19:28 - Who?
19:28 - The Christian couple.
19:30 - Yeah, they're still together.
19:30 - They are?
19:31 - Yeah, so he, spoiler alert, they're still together.
19:33 So he cheated on her all over the place
19:35 and then like allegedly stopped
19:37 and they walk through the whole thing
19:39 where like they had this big YouTube like mass following
19:42 where he had like saw that his name was leaked
19:45 and they went to a conference, people were looking at him.
19:47 It was like, it's pretty good.
19:49 It's three parts if you want to watch it.
19:50 That's a free ad, I guess.
19:51 - Wow.
19:52 - But yeah, people were scum city.
19:55 All right, after show,
19:57 what happened at the Barstool basketball playoffs last night?
20:00 I texted Dan after, he said it was a disaster.
20:02 - I'll explain it.
20:03 - Coach problem or player problem?
20:05 - Either, or their team problem.
20:07 - No, no, no one with a jersey on.
20:09 - Okay.
20:10 - So the game just was about to start, playoff game.
20:14 We beat this team by one.
20:16 They're like a bunch of 50 year olds,
20:18 but they're not very nice.
20:20 - No.
20:21 - All of a sudden I see this one guy
20:23 getting bear hugs like this, like,
20:26 call me a pussy again, call me a pussy again.
20:28 - Giant like big guy like.
20:30 - A camera guy, Ben, going back at him laughing.
20:35 - Ben?
20:36 - Yes.
20:37 So supposedly the guy was blocking the camera
20:39 'cause they didn't want us to film or something,
20:40 but like we already played them and filmed
20:42 and the league said we can film
20:43 and if they don't want to be filmed,
20:45 we blur their face out.
20:46 - Right, yeah, yeah.
20:47 - We ask everybody.
20:48 And supposedly they were,
20:50 the guy was blocking the guy's camera, Ben's camera.
20:53 And Ben, I feel like could have used any other word
20:56 besides the pussy word, but he called him a pussy.
20:59 And that guy, no matter what, throughout the game.
21:02 - I had to say, I spent the entire game.
21:02 - He was like a 50 something year old guy.
21:04 - He was the other team's coach.
21:06 So I spent the entire time telling,
21:07 he's like, I'm gonna smack that, I'm gonna punch it.
21:09 I'm gonna say, no you're not, no you're not.
21:11 He's a nice kid.
21:12 And it was that, and then there were what,
21:15 three, four, five times where the guy was going at Ben.
21:17 Like after the game, it was madness.
21:19 - He said, he's like, call the cops.
21:21 My first, it'll be my first offense.
21:24 - No, here's what he said.
21:25 He said, I'll smack 'em, call the cops.
21:27 It's my first offense, I'll wait for the cops.
21:29 - Unbelievable.
21:30 - I'm gonna hit the kid and I'm gonna sit down
21:32 and wait for the cops to come.
21:33 - What was the final score?
21:35 - We lost by 15 or 20.
21:36 - Were they just bigger than you guys?
21:37 - It was just a--
21:39 - Bigger, more skilled, more coherent.
21:40 - But they were like threatening us.
21:42 - So Dana also did this.
21:43 Dana, they were like, fine, you can film now.
21:46 Dana's like, fine, we'll film and we're gonna make fun of you
21:49 which not a great chirp.
21:50 - That's me.
21:51 - But so the guy looks at me, he goes,
21:54 don't make fun of us.
21:56 I go, what?
21:56 He goes, don't, that make fun of stuff?
21:59 Don't make fun of us.
22:00 If you make fun of us, there's gonna be consequences.
22:02 - Oh.
22:03 - I go, all right.
22:04 (laughing)
22:04 - The thing is, if you're playing,
22:06 you guys are doing this for content,
22:07 obviously you wanna win.
22:08 Like these guys are working jobs.
22:10 This is their time to get away from their family,
22:14 get a sweat in, have a good time.
22:16 Billy, what do you think?
22:18 - It was wild.
22:19 - Really?
22:20 - The guys were totally out of control.
22:21 - Think about Billy saying this as well.
22:23 The one who would fight people and he was not.
22:26 - And he was not, everyone kept their cool.
22:27 I'm so proud of the entire team.
22:29 - I was like, this could actually pop off.
22:31 Like it should not escalate this at all.
22:33 - We also have Barstool all over us.
22:35 - It's a battle for the company.
22:37 - Imagine if they shoot it.
22:41 I was just like, oh my God.
22:42 That's what was going in my head.
22:43 I'm like, I got it.
22:44 - Imagine Tommy getting curb stomped by four dudes
22:47 and then you actually have to start throwing hands.
22:49 - Tommy went in at the end of the game and was like,
22:51 do you mind if I shoot?
22:52 (laughing)
22:54 Also, Rhea came to the game, like her first time.
22:57 She's like, oh, I got nothing to do.
22:58 I'll come.
22:59 And she's like, this is awesome.
23:00 This was crazy.
23:01 - You guys had that ref too.
23:03 - He was like, this is out of control.
23:05 He was like, it was absolute chaos.
23:09 Like I said, some people wake up in the morning,
23:10 I think looking for a fight.
23:11 And that's what this guy,
23:11 this guy wants to fight at all times.
23:13 And then at one point the coach was saying,
23:16 if he swings pointing to one of you guys,
23:18 I forget which player,
23:19 again, I'm going to go after him.
23:20 He's swinging at my brother,
23:21 he's swinging at my brother.
23:22 - This is some Monday night.
23:24 - Monday night, 6.30.
23:25 - And these guys weren't drinking.
23:27 I didn't smell any booze.
23:28 They were just angry.
23:29 - I was sniffing their breath.
23:30 - We got close enough to smell it.
23:32 They were hugging, like going like this.
23:34 - Yeah, me and the guy,
23:35 and meanwhile I'm like, what am I going to do?
23:37 I was like, I tried to control the situation
23:39 as best I could.
23:40 - Everyone's got a pistol on them.
23:42 - I was like, oh my God, man.
23:44 It's going to be like one punch, I'm going to go down.
23:46 But I guess, I thought three different times
23:48 I thought we were going to get into a fight.
23:49 - Well, the thing was the way those guys were moving
23:51 was like one guy would be like up in their face,
23:54 but then there'd be a second guy creeping over.
23:56 - There has to be like other people in scene.
23:57 - We beat them in the regular season.
23:59 That's why they were pissed.
24:00 We beat them in the last second shot.
24:02 - And they also got into a Nick Mulcahy in that game.
24:04 - Also, we're not even saying,
24:06 so last year we were up 20 against a team in the semifinals.
24:10 And this kid on the other team,
24:12 all of a sudden just took it over and beat us by himself.
24:15 - It was going to get us like a ringer.
24:17 - We played this guy, this team already.
24:18 We show up to the game, that same kid is on their team.
24:22 - Oh, so he--
24:22 - So Clever hypothetically might've told the--
24:26 - No, I went to the ref, I'm like, this is bullshit.
24:28 What are we doing?
24:28 (laughing)
24:30 - So the ref said he couldn't play.
24:30 - So the ref went to the supervisor
24:32 and they said he couldn't play.
24:33 - He was too good to play.
24:34 - I didn't want to play.
24:35 - And then we ended up letting--
24:36 - Still against Smoked?
24:37 - We ended up letting him play.
24:39 - Then Dana said he can play if he wants to.
24:40 I'm like, all right.
24:41 It didn't matter, it didn't matter.
24:42 - It was fucking wild.
24:43 - There's just lights out from three.
24:45 - Yeah, these 50 year old guys.
24:47 And they just shoot like Steph Curry.
24:49 - But like, as I said--
24:50 - But they're like big, they're not tall, but like--
24:52 - I don't think they hit the rim once.
24:53 - It's crazy.
24:54 - But I was like, let's not play zone
24:56 'cause by the time they shoot the lights out,
24:58 it'll be more than if we--
24:59 - I feel like you can't play zone like ever.
25:01 Like zone is like--
25:02 - Who plays zone?
25:03 - 'Cause if you just play, if you just man up
25:05 and you play man defense and then you know who sucks,
25:07 it's like you're out, you're on him.
25:08 - Nobody sucks.
25:09 - They were all good.
25:10 - They only had like a six man team, they were all good.
25:13 - Yeah, that's why it's easier sometimes
25:14 if you have less people to sub in and out.
25:16 - Yeah.
25:17 - It was, it was--
25:18 - It was wild.
25:19 - Yeah, like--
25:20 - How'd Beers play?
25:21 - He played all right.
25:22 - He played well.
25:23 - He really played really well.
25:24 - He got a little in his head.
25:25 We had a tough game.
25:26 - It was like I said, we went playing basketball,
25:28 they wanted a street fight.
25:29 - Coach Clem can't coach in the playoffs.
25:30 - No, I'm already shot down.
25:31 - Regular Tom Thibodeau.
25:33 - By the way, Clem has gotten a lot of shit.
25:36 I think Clem's been an amazing coach.
25:38 - Thank you, Bill, I appreciate it.
25:38 - Clem gives me like middle school coach vibe.
25:41 He doesn't really care about winning,
25:44 he just actually cares about the guys.
25:45 - I care about the guys.
25:46 - No, but like he's not like gonna like cut you
25:48 or some shit, like Clem cares.
25:50 And that was really hype to play for.
25:51 I love playing for Clem.
25:52 - Thank you.
25:53 - And I hope you come back, Clem.
25:54 - I told you I wasn't gonna cry.
25:55 - Are you gonna cut people next year?
25:57 - I'm retiring from basketball coach.
25:58 - You're done?
25:59 - No, no.
26:00 - He's not completely done, we almost had him.
26:01 - Clem would let me play the whole game.
26:03 - That's why he likes it.
26:04 - It's amazing.
26:05 He wouldn't take me out, he's like,
26:08 "You're still good, you still work for us?"
26:09 I'm like, "Yeah, hell yeah."
26:10 And we just keep getting more and more.
26:11 - I'm actually, all kidding aside though,
26:13 I'm so proud of how we controlled, the guys controlled.
26:17 That could have gotten, one wrong elbow,
26:19 that could have gotten really bad.
26:20 Like seriously, imagine New York Post,
26:23 like Barstool gets in a, I can't even like,
26:25 - Oh my God.
26:26 - If you go to Bosco, he's even like, "I'm good."
26:27 - How'd Bosco play?
26:28 - He played pretty well.
26:29 - He's not playing next year?
26:31 - I think he should be the coach.
26:32 - I think he's gonna probably play.
26:33 - I want Bosco as coach.
26:34 - I'd like that.
26:35 When's it come out?
26:36 - I think three weeks, Dana said.
26:37 - Three weeks. - Yeah, I think three weeks.
26:38 - All right, keep an eye out for that.
26:39 It's on the Barstool main or Dana Beer's or one of them?
26:42 - Yeah.
26:42 - I think they have it on main now, so.
26:43 - Sweet, all right.
26:45 Anything else you guys wanna talk about?
26:47 Anything at all?
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26:54 I think that's it.
26:55 Are we gonna do, wanna talk about those or no?
26:57 - We can.
26:58 - Are we allowed to?
26:59 Like, I don't know.
27:00 We can't vlog.
27:01 - We're allowed, we don't know.
27:02 - Yeah, all right.
27:03 We gotta address this.
27:05 - Yes.
27:05 - All right, we gotta address this one more thing,
27:07 this clip that went viral.
27:08 I don't even know if I'm allowed to talk about this.
27:12 Our sweet, sweet.
27:12 - I mean, no, Dan tweeted about it.
27:15 Big Cat tweeted it.
27:16 I think it's fair game.
27:17 - You break it down, what happened?
27:19 - So then the next question is, are we getting married?
27:24 Yes, and the plan, I know we had said the plan.
27:29 - That's just no.
27:31 - Oh, right, I don't propose to him.
27:34 What?
27:38 - I don't think that we can go in with a clear cut yes.
27:43 - I would agree with that, I would agree with that.
27:44 We cannot go in with a clear cut yes,
27:47 'cause we're not that planned.
27:48 - I mean, I don't really know.
27:49 I watched the video and I don't know
27:52 if we're allowed to play the video or not.
27:53 Alex Bennett talking to her boyfriend, not fiance,
27:56 about getting married and she's like,
27:59 "We're gonna get married."
28:00 And the boyfriend was like, "No, that's not gonna happen."
28:04 And Alex was like, "Yeah, yeah, no, of course not,
28:06 "of course not."
28:07 It was a very, just weird 180 she pulls
28:09 on one of the most important life decisions you can make.
28:11 It's very bizarre.
28:12 - It's tough.
28:14 Jersey Jerry had a great clip about it, check that out.
28:16 That's all I'm gonna say on that.
28:18 - That's all we're saying?
28:18 - That's the rundown.
28:20 - Okay. - See you guys tomorrow.
28:21 (whooshing)
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