King Of Trios 2014 Tag Team Gauntlet
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00:0018 other men will come out two by two like it's Noah's Ark, but the only two animals
00:24in that match that actually matter are Jukka and Oleg the Usurper, my king! Now, this tag team
00:33gauntlet is as good as one for the wrecking crew, as good as one for the flood, and there is no one
00:40that can stop Jukka and Oleg, and you can take that to the pay window!
00:45How?!
01:15This is what we are! Ice cream!
01:27You! Yes, you!
01:31Let's go!
01:33And team number two!
01:45Go, Jukka!
01:47Oh, wow!
01:49Oh, how are you?
01:51How are you?
01:53Come on!
01:55I've got two more in the car, I've got to start.
02:05Jukka and Oleg,
02:07oh,
02:09yeah!
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14:37You heard Gavin, there's no bell, this is gonna continue.
14:42And I'm in a state of shock here.
14:45I don't know if he paid these people off,
14:47but Missile Assault had some people cheering for him.
14:50And he was without his jet pack.
14:53Does he have a helmet, a weird funky helmet on Friday?
14:56They were promised jet packs.
15:01And Arctic Rescue had no longer his snowboard,
15:05he broke that over the head of Worker on Friday night.
15:08Three pieces.
15:09I saw the replay over at smvod.com, it's too late,
15:12I couldn't do anything about it.
15:13The job they're doing over at Smart Mart Video,
15:15getting these shows out in less than ten hours?
15:17Tip of the cap, as usual, nothing but the best.
15:22And that's it.
15:24The cutoff by Arctic Rescue, and NRG has been eliminated.
15:29NRG has been eliminated.
15:34Now entering team number five.
15:39Oh, I know that song, Bryce.
15:42I love saying that.
15:43And the Batarian is a house of fire!
15:48Oh, you know they want to get their hands on any members
15:51of the Flood, from the top to the bottom,
15:53and all points in between.
15:55If they need to tear Khan the Extreme Force apart, they will.
16:06Missile Assault is out of the way of the charge from O'Barrion.
16:13Oh!
16:16Kodama in with a Kevin Sullivan-esque double stump
16:19to the chest.
16:20Is that a height joke?
16:22Is that a height joke?
16:23It is now.
16:25They're both Detroit Tigers fans.
16:29Oh!
16:31Innovative offense by the Extreme Force,
16:33they're drop-kicking him, forcing him to
16:36crotch his own partner by accident,
16:38but the Batarian is unfazed.
16:42Kodama had a steam here.
16:45Man, these colony Extreme Force guys are irritating,
16:50and I don't agree with them, but they're getting better,
16:52and that's scary.
16:54And here you see Missile Assault in, going for that rock.
16:58Yeah.
17:00Wow!
17:02Spiked him with that DDT, hook of the leg,
17:05and just like that,
17:07you'll see that happen sometimes,
17:09these eliminations, fast and furious.
17:12Now entering team number six.
17:17Oh!
17:19Oh!
17:21Oh!
17:28Let's go, Detroit!
17:30Oh!
17:32Oh!
17:34Oh!
17:36Oh!
17:38Oh!
17:40Oh!
17:42Oh!
17:44Oh!
17:48We're not the colony Extreme Force.
17:51Relax, calm down.
17:53Calm down, relax.
17:55It's not that bad.
17:56Ophidian Amas is here, trying to calm the Batarian down.
17:59Better luck.
18:01These guys came out of House of Fire ready to go.
18:05Hey, there's points on the line, Leonard.
18:08That's right, every victory here is a point toward contention,
18:11as we mentioned before.
18:14No one yet has been able to amass
18:17more than one point at any given time.
18:20Not even Amasis?
18:21No.
18:27Four fan favorites here, four of Chikara's finest.
18:35Ah!
18:37Oh!
18:44Oh!
18:47Taking the time, maybe for a little bit of a music cue there.
18:50I'm not sure what the Osirian Portal had in mind,
18:52but it gave the Batarian the opportunity
18:54to regain the advantage in this contest.
18:57Maybe I missed a funny.
18:58I do remember when Slam by Onyx was popular,
19:01I turned on the closed captioning to find out what the words were.
19:05I used to do that with Informer by Snow.
19:08I was just going to say.
19:09That's right.
19:10That was like the same year.
19:12I think that was the last year.
19:13That was the year I stopped listening to music.
19:15It can't get any better than this, I said.
19:1820 years later.
19:20They're still making music, huh?
19:24Hey.
19:25Is Sam Goody still around?
19:26I'm going to go pick up some CDs.
19:27Slam by Suncoast.
19:31Media...
19:32The wall?
19:33Oh, yeah.
19:34Lifetime guarantees my butt.
19:36Ha, ha, ha.
19:41It's the pyramid scheme, you know?
19:45Amas is now in here, serious as shots,
19:47trying to take on both members of the Batarian on his own.
19:51I don't know how that's going to work out for you.
19:54And you know what?
19:55I like all four of these guys,
19:56but, you know, it's all in the spirit of competition here
19:58in a match like this.
20:00We're getting a little deep into the...
20:01We're at, what, team six?
20:03If there are ten...
20:04I was under the understanding there were ten.
20:05I'm not sure.
20:06Maybe Gavin knows something I don't.
20:07I was under the understanding there were ten teams.
20:09I was told ten,
20:10but when Gavin said,
20:11we don't know how many teams,
20:12I thought maybe he knew something we didn't.
20:14Right.
20:15You know, I trust his judgment more than I trust my own.
20:17He's got his finger on the pulse.
20:19Going with the assumption that there are ten.
20:21But Portal is, what, six?
20:24So, I mean, these guys can hang.
20:26You hang in there five, six teams here, you know?
20:28Like, you're doing something.
20:29Then you got a good stew going on.
20:32That's right.
20:33These teams are about the relative...
20:35You know, they've been in here
20:36for about the same amount of time.
20:38Well, Portal's slightly senior,
20:39but yeah, yeah, not by much.
20:43Kodama now with the suplex on Ophidian.
20:48Come on.
20:50There was a time where Ophidian was aligned with the Batiri.
20:53He was kind of the general of this group.
20:56The field commander.
21:03Come on, come on.
21:06And right now...
21:07Dropping him back of the head on that top turnbuckle.
21:09Even from that height, at that rate of speed,
21:11even though that's padding,
21:12that can still knock you for a loop.
21:14Was that a height joke?
21:18It was now.
21:23Ophidian now firing back.
21:26Ophidian making the news over the last week.
21:29He ran into a little bit of a bad luck.
21:31Maybe getting some good luck here.
21:32Rolls the outside, allowing Amasis to come in.
21:35As the legal man,
21:36it just wipes out both members of the Batiri here.
21:38The Chikami to the rescue.
21:42And Amasis eliminated last night
21:44from Reina Valadores' competition
21:45with kind of a second lease on life here this weekend.
21:48Now entering the tag,
21:49might not be able to leave without Reina Valadores' plaque,
21:52but he can certainly ask the opportunity
21:54to leave with three points
21:55and a championship opportunity
21:57against the throwbacks, current campeones.
22:00And possibly 2014 king of trios.
22:03They're in the finals, the throwbacks and Icarus.
22:06Add some gold to the trion.
22:09Wow.
22:10Bryce, it doesn't get any closer than that.
22:15Only a two count there from the sheriff, John Barber.
22:22Ophidian here rolling his partner out,
22:25saving him from any further abuse from the Batiri.
22:28Kodama in with that knee attack,
22:30sends Ophidian into the corner.
22:36Man, they come with those boots.
22:38They come with those boots when I see that up close.
22:46And Ophidian, that hand outstretched,
22:48not only to say defiantly to the Batiri,
22:50I'm still alive,
22:51but also reaching out to the Chikami,
22:54looking for assistance to get in this contest,
22:57to get back in, mount some offense,
22:59eliminate the Batiri, continuing on to the gauntlet.
23:02Absolutely.
23:05A lot of people with lisps in the audience tonight.
23:07I didn't realize we had such a high concentration
23:09of lisps of Americans.
23:11Wrestling fans, I guess.
23:17He's doing his job.
23:19He's doing his job.
23:27What do they have in mind here, the Batiri?
23:29I don't think it's going to end well for Amasis.
23:31Modified surfboard here.
23:33I don't think I've ever seen that one before
23:35out of the Batiri,
23:36but that could be curtains on the Portal's chances
23:38in this gauntlet.
23:39No!
23:42Brief hesitation on the cover there, Leonard.
23:44Brief hesitation might have been all it took.
23:47You mentioned that's something new out of the Batiri.
23:49A lot of times, you know,
23:50these teams will be working on something,
23:53the tag team chemistry set,
23:55trying to see if something works.
23:56You don't know if it's actually going to be successful
23:58that you tried it out in the ring.
23:59You try it and you're happy,
24:00but that's the difference sometimes
24:01between two and three.
24:04Last heartbeat of a second there.
24:06Ophidian with the save.
24:08One's going to continue.
24:14Ophidian sends Kodama in,
24:15kicks him.
24:16Ophidian right there to put a stop to Ophidian.
24:18Ophidian with the kick,
24:19right to the mush of Ophidian.
24:22Pump kick.
24:30Ophidian back in control of this contest.
24:33Pointing to the heavens,
24:34maybe looking to go to the top rope.
24:35Maybe signaling to his partner,
24:37could they be looking for the Osirian Sacrament?
24:39Perhaps, Bryce.
24:41They've won championships with this move here, Leonard.
24:45Two.
24:48Three.
24:52Whammy.
24:54And that'll do it for the Batiri.
24:59Ladies and gentlemen,
25:00the Batiri have been eliminated.
25:04Now entering team number seven.
25:16Ladies and gentlemen,
25:17the Batiri have been eliminated.
25:24Please welcome,
25:25Brackish the Four
25:28and the Proletarian Forum of Nova.
25:32We're just starting things continuing here.
25:34The fresh team in.
25:36The Ophidian,
25:37Ophidian Omasis,
25:38even though they are just the previous team in,
25:41they took quite a beating from the Batiri
25:43over the last several moments here.
25:46And now the block party members,
25:48Sabar and the Boar.
25:52Eliminated from King of Trios on night one
25:54at the hands of team UK.
25:56And now again,
25:57another team with a second chance on life
25:59here this weekend.
26:04Proletarian Boar of Moldova
26:07to meet,
26:08tagging up here with Prakash Sabar.
26:12I hear he has a new fan.
26:14Oh yeah, sure.
26:15I saw him tweeting about it.
26:16I don't see the resemblance.
26:17Do you?
26:18No, he's talking about.
26:22One,
26:23two,
26:24three,
26:25four.
26:26Power of the Proletarian Boar of Moldova.
26:29The added,
26:30you know,
26:31they're the fresh team here.
26:32You can't take that for granted.
26:33That's quite an advantage.
26:35Sure, and again,
26:36you know,
26:37coming in fresh,
26:38even though you're an inexperienced team
26:40like the Osirian Portal.
26:42And I'm going to feel old here.
26:43Osirian Portal have been teaming up together
26:45for eight years now,
26:46Bryce.
26:47Yeah.
26:48Oh boy.
26:49I remember their debut match
26:50at the ECW Arena
26:51defeating Jigsaw and Chainstorm.
26:52So do I.
26:53And again,
26:54every time I see one of these young teams come in,
26:57I'm like,
26:58man, I'm old.
26:59I'm so old.
27:00Kids today
27:02with their iPhones
27:04and their Spotify.
27:06And their Tinders.
27:07Is that a thing?
27:08And their Tinders.
27:09Okay.
27:10Four.
27:11I'm in my pod.
27:12Four.
27:13Bar and Sabar
27:14working real well
27:15as a team here.
27:16And they're going to have to.
27:18Even with the damage
27:19done to the Osirian Portal,
27:21even with them coming in fresh,
27:22you're going to have to work real hard
27:24to defeat a team
27:25like the Osirian Portal.
27:26And their Sega Genesises.
27:29Oh, it's the Rich Kids game system.
27:31Oh yeah?
27:32You're a Super Nintendo man.
27:34Well, I had both.
27:35Oh.
27:36Oh.
27:38Fancy pants Jakarison.
27:40Now Neo Geo on the other hand,
27:42that was another story.
27:46Sega Saturn?
27:48No.
27:51I like that they got me
27:53because Sega and Super Nintendo's wrestling games
27:55had different guys in them,
27:56so I had to collect them all.
27:58Come on.
27:59That's a page out of Mr. Ezra by Jean's book.
28:03One would assume with the,
28:05you know,
28:06Mr. Ezra by Jean,
28:08conspicuous by his absence,
28:10but as you mentioned,
28:11something out of his playbook.
28:13I'd like to see Mr. Ezra by Jean's playbook.
28:16Well, I understand he's
28:17going to catch a flight
28:19next weekend
28:20with the sexiest man
28:22in an Ezra by Jean contest.
28:24He has to go home and get ready.
28:25Oh sure, that's right.
28:26He goes into his isolation chamber.
28:30Avoid the sun.
28:32That's right.
28:33That's right.
28:34Got that nice hue to his skin,
28:36that translucent look.
28:37Sure.
28:38You think does he work out?
28:39Yeah.
28:40Couple of pushups.
28:41Greg the Hammer Valentine style.
28:45Ophidian now here,
28:46the legal man of the contest.
28:48He's been on the apron for a while
28:50after they targeted the neck of Amasis.
28:53Ophidian looking to fly,
28:54but Sabar there to put a stop
28:56to whatever Ophidian had in mind,
28:58but no.
29:00Nicely done by Ophidian.
29:01Head scissors on the floor.
29:06Ophidian back in
29:07right into the waiting arms
29:09of Prakash Sabar.
29:12Looking to break it down over here.
29:14Nobody home.
29:15Ophidian here.
29:18The Ophidian death grip locked in.
29:20He's got the body vice.
29:22Really tough.
29:26And the board just yanked him off.
29:28He broke the grip
29:29and that takes some strength
29:30if you ask me.
29:32Power.
29:33Power of the proletariat
29:34Boar of Moldova.
29:44Boar looking to get ahead of Steam.
29:46Possibly.
29:48Looking for that gore.
29:49Boar in the corner there.
29:51Out of the way goes Ophidian.
29:52Ophidian in.
29:53Double knee strike.
29:55Strike.
30:00Handstand here.
30:01Shades of Ultimo Dragon.
30:07Pushing the Boar away.
30:08Ophidian up top.
30:12If he can connect with this.
30:13No, Sabar there to save his partner.
30:20Looking to make some noise.
30:23Oh no.
30:30Be wary on this one.
30:34That does not look like fun.
30:41Ophidian possibly looking for his double knees
30:43and that connects.
30:45He scores there one more time.
30:46Up top.
30:47Right in the waiting arms.
30:48Right place, right time.
30:49The proletariat Boar of Moldova.
30:53Seeing that one for him.
30:55Ophidian kicks out.
31:00Calls that one the Baconator, Bryce.
31:04They don't have Wendy's in Moldova, do they?
31:06He's starting to get acclimated to the,
31:09you know, what we have here in the States.
31:15Look at that evade there.
31:16I love that by Ophidian.
31:17He just recently added that to his repertoire.
31:19Both have the same idea.
31:21He got it up swatting Sabars out of the air.
31:27Oh, got his partner.
31:30And I'll say this, Bryce,
31:31for the last couple of minutes here,
31:32Ophidian has been taken on both members
31:34of the block party by himself.
31:36Amasis has been laid out.
31:37He might be injured.
31:39I don't know if they're victorious here,
31:41if they're going to be able to continue on in the gauntlet.
31:43They're going to have to try.
31:45Points are on the line.
31:46A shot at the throwbacks is in reach.
31:49And there's Sabar taps.
31:55Ladies and gentlemen, the block party has been eliminated.
31:59Now entering team number eight.
32:14And now we get deeper into the gauntlet.
32:19A team like this coming in fresh.
32:23The Colony.
32:25Not as fresh as we think.
32:36Not as fresh as we think.
32:37Worker Ant's been having trouble with his knee all weekend.
32:40And I know I saw Ophidian watching that match
32:43back there at the merchandise stand here.
32:46He knows, they know about Worker Ant's weakness.
32:48They're not going to maybe exploit it,
32:51but they have to take advantage of it,
32:52or they'd be foolish not to.
32:59And Worker Ant, you can see there,
33:01his knee a little bit still taped up
33:03from the injury sustained in the beating
33:05that he took over the last couple days
33:07as part of the King of Trios tournament.
33:11But Silverant, if there is one thing
33:13that this young man has,
33:15he is possibly the best conditioning
33:17of anyone on the Jakar roster.
33:19Yes, quickly establishing himself
33:21as the total package of our locker room.
33:24I know another total package once endorsed him
33:27when he was known as Green Ant,
33:29but submission, aerial, power, conditioning,
33:33the drop kicks, the strikes like he really is.
33:37Did you see that missile drop kick he delivered last night?
33:40A killer.
33:41Straight up missile assault.
33:46And again, you can't fault the referee on that
33:49when a moment of hesitation,
33:51but you got to make sure the guy's shoulders are down.
33:54Yeah, that's not on the referee,
33:56that's on the participant.
34:02Silverant here controlling,
34:04and again, this is me being a bit of a sleazebag,
34:08if you will.
34:09I would toss Ophidian to the outside,
34:11roll Amasis in and pin him.
34:13He's been laying on the apron here, Bryce,
34:15for the better part of the last five minutes.
34:17I don't even remember what move he took,
34:19but he's in a bad way over here.
34:22Do you remember?
34:23I don't know.
34:24It looked like,
34:25I don't know if it was one thing in particular,
34:27but when the block party came in,
34:29they just assaulted his neck.
34:32Picking up the pieces from whatever the Bateria had done before,
34:35rolls through by Ophidian.
34:39Greenant keeping control of the right arm of Ophidian,
34:43trying to pull it out of the socket here.
34:45Silverant, force of habit.
34:47Again, still to this day,
34:49he's Silverant.
35:03Again, you see here,
35:04controlling the arm switch from the right to the left,
35:07now to a full Nelson to bring Ophidian back up to his feet.
35:21Escapes the full Nelson,
35:22does Ophidian,
35:23rolls him through with a modified front hold,
35:25not enough to keep the much fresher Silverant down.
35:38Back into the Colony corner here,
35:40Workerant tags himself back in.
35:43Now, while the Colony have been working together as a team
35:46over the last several months here,
35:48mostly as a trio,
35:49I think this might be the first time as a tag team
35:51that Workerant and Silverant have been together, Bryce.
35:54I know we've seen Fire and Worker as a tag team,
35:56and I don't believe we've seen Silver and Worker,
35:59so I mean,
36:00a lot of the things that go into a trio,
36:02I think would relate,
36:03I think they would translate, right?
36:05You would think so,
36:06but again,
36:07you know that there could be one little thing just off,
36:09you know,
36:10looking, you know,
36:11and Silverant and Fireant were more of a regular team
36:13for the better part of the last,
36:14you know,
36:15last couple of years.
36:17Right into the Cloverleaf,
36:19looking like a team now,
36:20nice tandem offense out of the Colony,
36:23classic.
36:24Would we call that a Silver,
36:26a Silver Cloverleaf now?
36:28Uh,
36:29it was,
36:30I don't know,
36:32a Texas Silverleaf.
36:33There you go.
36:36Speaking of which,
36:37we'll work on it.
36:38Speaking of which,
36:39Fireant and Silverant and Dash are heading,
36:41Icarus and I are heading to Texas in a couple of weeks.
36:43Oh, really?
36:44Exciting little event,
36:45kind of battle wars,
36:46that'll inspire pro wrestling in Austin, Texas,
36:49on Sunday, October 5th.
36:50Looking forward to greeting the Chakarmi chapter
36:53of the Lone Star State for the first time.
36:55I thought Ted Chakarmi was going to be at that event.
36:57He's following me around, apparently.
36:59What can I say?
37:00Are you in league?
37:01Is this,
37:02are you and Teddy bringing Matt Brown back?
37:03No, I'm allergic to cats.
37:04Oh.
37:06That's,
37:07that's one of the reasons I'm never excited to see Teddy Hart.
37:10One of the reasons I'm never excited to see Teddy Hart.
37:13I'm going to tell Mr. Money you said that.
37:15Mr. Money in the bank.
37:19Nicely done by Silverant.
37:23And again,
37:24you saw Amasis trying to help his partner out
37:26to the best of his abilities.
37:28And again,
37:29you know,
37:30we're wondering what happened to Amasis,
37:31and Amasis was on the shelf for the better part
37:33of about two,
37:34three years with a very severe neck injury.
37:36And all it could have taken was just one little thing
37:39to tweak that injury,
37:40to re-aggravate something like that.
37:42It might not take much.
37:43You're absolutely right, Leonard.
37:47And now Workerant here,
37:49measuring his man,
37:50waiting for Amasis to get to his feet.
37:52Oh,
37:53the evade by Amasis.
37:54So live,
37:55so quick.
37:56Scores with the kick,
37:57just a glancing blow.
37:58That one was on the money.
38:00The Mr. Money.
38:01Mr. On the Money.
38:04Now,
38:05Fede and Rock N' Reelin
38:06take this chance to thank the official sponsors
38:08of King of Trios Night 3,
38:09Ricola.
38:10Oh, yes.
38:11And some of our great fans bringing us a lot,
38:14some much needed throat lozenges.
38:20How is my voice still holding up?
38:22Good question.
38:24I think Monday's gonna be a rough morning.
38:26You just jinxed it.
38:28Oh,
38:29Silverant there,
38:30breaking that pin very effectively.
38:32Picking him up.
38:34Powering him up.
38:36I can't believe how long Ophidian's been in there.
38:39No.
38:40As a credit to his condition,
38:43his heart.
38:45He's got that Ophidian death grip locked in one more time.
38:49I don't know if Silverant's gonna tap out,
38:51but if that's locked on right,
38:53there's not gonna be a question of tapping out.
38:55He's gonna pass out.
38:58Negotiating his way out of it.
39:02Oh, no.
39:04Incredible nimble balance by Ophidian.
39:07Backslide now.
39:08Oh, flips over.
39:11Got him!
39:13I don't believe it.
39:15But Bryce.
39:16Bryce!
39:25If my calculations are correct,
39:27the Osirian Portal have three points.
39:29That's true.
39:32Yeah, they beat the Mystery,
39:34they beat Colony of Streamforged,
39:35and they beat the Colony.
39:37They got three points,
39:38but there's still two more teams to go.
39:47The brother's done.
39:49No relation to Timothy Well.
39:51Mantis told me that they were his sons.
39:53What?
39:54I believe Ultra Mantis,
39:55when it comes to classic wrestling,
39:57but he is the great and devious one.
40:00I think he was trying to make me look foolish.
40:02He must have those scoops.
40:05They're called the hotline.
40:08We need a hotline.
40:09I think that's your job.
40:10That's your department.
40:11I'm gonna talk to the director of fun, Mike Swacken,
40:13That's your department.
40:14I'm gonna talk to the director of fun, Mike Swacken,
40:15much later.
40:16That's your department.
40:18Director of fun gave me a service,
40:20a 12 years of service award yesterday.
40:23Sean Mooney trading card.
40:24Oh boy!
40:26When I get home tonight,
40:27I'm gonna frame it.
40:29I'm gonna miss Elizabeth one,
40:30traded it for a Rick Rude one.
40:32I think I won on that one.
40:33I sold my Virgil one to Bacamella.
40:37Let's go, Bordeaux!
40:40Let's go, Bordeaux!
40:41Give you one of those Sacagawea dollars
40:43he was giving people change with before
40:45at the merchandise stand.
40:48Pete Dunne in here now with Ophidian.
40:52I had no idea Stephen Dunne was British.
40:58I thought he was from Memphis.
41:03Amas is here now.
41:05He's got a lot of time to recoup
41:07after being out for a better part
41:09of the last part of this gauntlet.
41:11But again, what condition is he in?
41:14Wow, Damien Dunne just cut through him
41:16with that spear.
41:20Like a knife through Earth's balance,
41:22butter-like spread.
41:24That's what we have at the house now.
41:26That's the sort of life I lead.
41:29Congratulations.
41:32My goodness gracious!
41:35I feel awful.
41:36I'm not sure which Dunne brother is which.
41:38That is Damien Dunne in there.
41:40Pete Dunne has been here before.
41:42It's true.
41:43And by here, I mean the States.
41:45I think this is Damien's return.
41:47Yeah, his debut in the States.
41:57It's just spiked him right on the edge of the ring.
42:00Disgusting, Bryce.
42:01The least forgiving part of a ring.
42:06What?
42:10And these lads here have Amas in a bad spot.
42:13Ophidian's nowhere to be found.
42:15Oh sure, a victory here over the Osirian Portal.
42:18That'll be a huge deal.
42:20Oh my goodness.
42:21I saw this the other night.
42:22This is amazing.
42:26Ah!
42:29Just sandwiched him there in between two men.
42:31A double stomp, double knees, hook of the leg.
42:35How did he kick out of that one?
42:37Don't argue about it, guys.
42:39Stay on your man.
42:49Team UK, if they're victorious here,
42:51that'll be one point toward contention.
42:53We got one more team left.
42:55And I know from the announcements who it is,
42:57but I'm not going to spoil it.
42:58Wow, look at that moonsault.
43:00No one home, though.
43:02Amasis!
43:03Going to get him here.
43:05Ophidian's still MIA after that DDT on the apron.
43:13Back in the ring, Amasis.
43:14Back in the ring.
43:15One!
43:18Two!
43:19Amasis looking possibly for that 450 splash.
43:21Damian Dunne, though, putting the brakes on Amasis.
43:26One!
43:27Following him up there.
43:28Two!
43:30Three!
43:35Sends Dunne to the canvas.
43:39450!
43:43A second leg was his brother!
43:48Team UK has been eliminated.
43:53Now entering the tenth and final team.
43:59Team UK!
44:30The seventh champion,
44:33Sidney Bacabella, the Wrestling Crew!
44:40Sidney Bacabella's already on my poop list tonight.
44:43More than usual, Leonard.
44:45Yeah, he put his hands up.
44:46Pulling my ankle out of the ring during that semifinal match.
44:50You would think Bacabella would be backstage.
44:53He wouldn't be gracing us,
44:54and I use that word loosely with his presence.
44:57He'd be backstage wherever the Flood hang out,
45:00talking strategy with the Devastation Corporation.
45:05What?
45:06Here he is, leading Oleg the Usurper and Jocka to the ring.
45:11The tenth and final team in this contest.
45:14The Osirian Portal currently with four points toward tag team contention.
45:18You and Gavin say this is the last one, the lucky draw.
45:21You gotta wonder if Bacabella didn't buy this spot
45:24in the end of the gauntlet here.
45:26Oh sure, I mentioned before,
45:27I postulated how much money did he put at the sportsbook
45:30on his teams to come out of this weekend victorious
45:33in King of Trios or in this tag gauntlet.
45:36How many palms did he grease to get his men the prime spot here?
45:42Well, let me tell you something here.
45:43Sidney Bacabella's got his fingers on the pulse of something great.
45:49His boys drawing number 10 here in the tag gauntlet.
45:53His other boys in the finals of King of Trios.
45:56This could be one of the greatest nights of Sidney Bacabella's life.
46:00Almost as great as the time he got to cut the lead vocal on WrestleRock Rumble.
46:14And again, Jocka and Oleg here.
46:17And again, if this was a fair fight,
46:19if the Syrian Portal did not just go through four other teams,
46:23this would be a different situation.
46:38And you know what, Barber?
46:39You gotta get one of these guys out of the ring.
46:41On either one of these teams, it's a tag team match.
46:43You just can't let four guys wrestle like this.
46:45I know that these are, you know, these are intimidating guys,
46:48but do your job as an official.
46:50Get somebody out of there.
46:53If I was a referee, I'd probably be the most beaten up referee in the history of the world.
46:57More tiring than it looks.
47:04Double duck.
47:06Syrian Portal, though.
47:08As long as they're standing, they're going to be fighting, Bryce.
47:11These two guys have got a lot of fight, a lot of heart with the Chikarmi behind them.
47:17I think they're going to get five points, Bryce.
47:20Oh, look at this.
47:21Exhausted.
47:22Jocka, as I say it.
47:24Listen, they just wrestled four different tag teams.
47:26This is the fifth team.
47:28Team.
47:41Oh, inside cradle here by Amasis, also by Ophidian.
47:45Two, kick out at two.
47:50Kick out at two.
47:59That's fire, Barber.
48:02Referee's decision is final.
48:04He says the two count, it's a two count.
48:09I'll say this, he's trying to keep heads or tails of who the legal men in this contest are.
48:17Barber just got smushed in between the ropes.
48:20And oh, look, the usurper.
48:21There's no referee.
48:22Wait a minute, there is a referee.
48:25There's one sitting to my left.
48:26It's a long way to the ring.
48:28Everything seems to be on the up and up right now.
48:31Everything seems to be fine in that ring.
48:34But Barber's down.
48:36Double knees there by Ophidian.
48:40He's not breaking any rules.
48:41He's comfortable.
48:42I like to sit next to you.
48:44I like you being here.
48:45I'm a little tired.
48:46I'm a little hoarse.
48:49That's called a pony.
48:51Yeah, yeah.
48:52I see no reason.
48:54Barber, he's not that worse for wear.
48:58He's starting to stir a little bit here.
48:59The Osirian sacrament connects.
49:02That's a cover.
49:03That's a cover.
49:13Get somebody to clean that up too.
49:22Price making a beeline.
49:24Causing a ruckus here at the commentation station.
49:28Tried to count the fall.
49:29An unprecedented five points we would have seen.
49:33Trying to look at Barber.
49:34What the fuck is Bella doing?
49:36Oh, what was that?
49:40It looked like a roll of quarters.
49:41A roll of silver dollars.
49:43He just decked Ophidian.
49:46Take that garbage back to the Showboat Casino.
49:49Oh, my goodness.
49:56Ladies and gentlemen,
49:58your winners of the tag team brawling,
50:04Chaka and Obe,
50:07Shizzie Puckapus,
50:10Wrecking Crew!
50:28Oh!
50:41Oh!
50:44Touch!
50:59Get your panty back.
51:01Get your panty back.
51:05Re-mark! Re-mark!
51:08Re-mark! Re-mark!
51:14Thank you very much.