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00:00Literally, with a gun, and a knife, you might, are you actually gonna kill somebody?
00:16Literally.
00:17I didn't want to say that.
00:18No, you're not gonna kill anybody.
00:19Alright, alright, alright.
00:20We're gonna keep rolling.
00:21Keep rolling, guys.
00:22Alright.
00:23Tonight, Submission Squad, your dumb faces are gonna meet our cool butts.
00:28Nah.
00:29Alright, alright.
00:30Retake, retake that one.
00:31Hold on, hold on.
00:32Alright, hold on.
00:33Let me take my pants off.
00:34Take my pants off.
00:35Take my pants off.
00:36Wait.
00:37Let me keep the pants on.
00:38Do I have to eat now?
00:39Scott, pants on, pants off.
00:41What do you think?
00:42Pants on.
00:43Pants on, pants on.
00:44Good note, good note.
00:45Back to one.
00:46Here we go.
00:47Submission Squad, tonight, seriously, guys?
00:51What are you doing, man?
00:53It's cause he's eating Rice Krispies.
00:55Alright, quick.
00:56Here we go.
00:57For real, this is the good one.
00:58It's the good one.
00:59Tonight, Legal Eagle Drew Gulak, Kentucky Gentleman Chuck Taylor, The Swamp Monster,
01:03Orange Cassidy, Freshly Squeezed, we're gonna get ya.
01:08I think we got it.
01:09Yeah, that's definitely the one.
01:10Killed it.
01:11Good tone, guys.
01:12Cool.
01:14Woo!
01:15Woo!
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01:48Woo!
01:49Woo Sight Free zone.
01:50Angel Angel Diana Seryona and Crystal Angel Upp.
01:51They will be check out for no nonsense beanie and henna and crystal angel elf Culpase
01:57flow.
01:58Crystal Fishing Squad.
01:59Woo!
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03:08He's a fucking gentleman, son
03:12Taylor!
03:16I'm a fuck monster
03:20He's a fucking gentleman, son
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03:56Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots
04:26Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots! Roots!
04:31There's the bell and we are off and running.
04:33Atomicos action as the submission squad.
04:37One of of my personal favorites.
04:39Pierre Abernathy in there right now.
04:42Taking on the leader of the Gentlemen's Club.
04:44A surprised appearance being made here at King of Trios.
04:49With the leader, Chuck Taylor.
04:51Abernathy sent down member of the submission squad to the outside, being joined now at
04:58the commentation station by one Gavin Loudspeaker.
05:02Oh, a little flippidoo there by Tripp Taylor.
05:06Coming right down.
05:07He was in the Rey de Bolagores tournament.
05:11I don't know what I'm more shocked by, the appearance of the gentlemen's club or the
05:16fact that Orange Cassidy is upright on a Sunday afternoon.
05:19That's an amazing thing right there.
05:21I'll tell you another thing.
05:23I'm surprised the submission squad didn't have any car troubles.
05:26They got here.
05:27No, they pulled up while I was out at the cookout.
05:30Oh yeah?
05:31Yeah.
05:32I think they got AAA and I think that has helped a great, great deal.
05:35AAA, yeah.
05:36He cannot wrestle with those sunglasses on.
05:39He cannot.
05:40A cat just walked by.
05:42Only in Chicago.
05:43Oh no, not just a cat.
05:50Mr. Money just walked by.
05:51A commentation.
05:52As Gavin ran for his life.
05:53Where's he going?
05:54Evangelistico.
05:55There's a lot going on here at King of Trios.
05:59You got to be here live, even if you're watching at home.
06:03Orange Cassidy here, evading Jalistico.
06:07Oh, look at this.
06:10Gavin, everything okay?
06:12Everything's fine.
06:13It's just, the gentlemen's club has got everybody in an uproar here.
06:18Orange Cassidy cannot wrestle in sunglasses, that's for sure.
06:23So I, I don't even know what sort of style he has.
06:28Let's just say they're in my confiscation right now.
06:37Orange Cassidy sort of has the ring style of Jackie Chan's character from the Drunken
06:44Master movies.
06:45Oh no.
06:46You're going to see what was ever left over at the, uh, the discount booth at Wawa.
06:57You're not careful with Orange Cassidy and Gary the Barn Owl and the Swamp Monster having
07:03a convergence here away from their team.
07:05They seem to have a kindred spirit possibly.
07:09Here comes Drew Gulak, the University City Stretcher.
07:14He was, he came out wearing a coat that, a coat that had a cape attached.
07:18Yes, it did.
07:19It doesn't get more official than a coat with a cape.
07:22It absolutely does not.
07:24Davey Vega in there, a very accomplished singles competitor in his own right, racking up titles
07:29on a lot of other promotions, but here is part of his crew, his running mates, the Submission
07:35Squad.
07:36He's had a lot of success in Ghostbuster Championship Wrestling.
07:39Almost got a three there.
07:40I always like pointing this out to people like you on commentary.
07:43Just last month, Gavin, Ghostbusters, 30 years old.
07:46Um, oh gosh, please.
07:49I remember seeing it in the theaters.
07:50I'm talking about the real Ghostbusters, not the film, not Filmation Ghostbusters.
07:57Oh, inside cradle, Davey Vega.
08:00Got him.
08:01Oh no.
08:02Gulak holding on, both men rolling around, neither man can get the advantage.
08:08Bryce chasing, waiting for it to stop.
08:11It's going to blow up Bryce, I think.
08:12Whoa.
08:13That was a tight, small package.
08:14Folks, the Swamp Monster's just in the ring and Gary the Barn Owl is perched above him.
08:15I don't know what to make of any of this.
08:16He's made himself at home.
08:17He's nesting.
08:18Swamp Monster could be the exact environment that Gary the Barn Owl craves.
08:19The Vulcan nerve pinch applied.
08:20Oh, the orange crush by Orange Cassidy.
08:21Oh no.
08:22Oh no.
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08:56Oh no.
08:57What just happened?
08:58That orange crush by Orange Cassidy.
08:59kaç nad kravail
09:01Oh, now Evangelista with a bear hug.
09:02scratch
09:03scratch
09:04scratch
09:05Gary the Barn Owl.
09:06From perched atop the Swamp Monster.
09:07Thank you, Mhm.
09:09Oh, he put the grenade down the back of... wait a minute, he stopped time.
09:26Oh, this didn't work on me.
09:32As you can see, David Vegas got himself in a pickle.
09:40In situations like this, David Vegas is caught cool and collected.
09:47In situations like this, he has a... he has a... he has a live grenade in his costume!
09:59That's one way to stop time. Oh, that grenade explodes!
10:10Chuck Taylor possibly suffering irreparable damage to his knee in that mega-atomic drop.
10:17Cover though!
10:20David Vegas somehow with the perseverance to kick out... he's still got a live mic!
10:26Oh no, Chuck Taylor... no!
10:30Oh, don't let director of fun Mike Quackenbush see that, those microphones are expensive.
10:40No! No! No! No! No!
10:49LFC, this match is exhausting.
10:53I'm glad I don't have to get up from my seat. You're running around, Bryce is running around, I just sit here.
10:59Orange Cassidy now, he's just too cool for school, isn't he?
11:02Look at him, acting like he doesn't care, yet he very carefully ripped those jeans this morning, I can tell you.
11:08With a nail file.
11:16Ah, musters up the energy to make a cover.
11:19Oh, that is good for the Orange Crush again. That's the one time where he comes alive.
11:30Drew Gulak though, hanging around. He's the oddball in this group, in the gentleman's club.
11:35He's the one who actually takes things seriously.
11:38He's all business, Drew Gulak.
11:42No, serious business Darius Bagfelt.
11:46No, he's the legal eagle.
11:48Oh, that's right.
11:49He's well read, he's well versed.
11:53No man scouts here tonight.
11:57Nice tandem offense out of the gentleman's club, question mark?
12:00You just heard it. This is the culmination of a boyhood dream for Chuck Taylor.
12:06A bunch of creeps who do anything he says, sure.
12:12Drew Gulak, picking up Davey Vega, slamming him down hard.
12:16The rest of the submission squad gets a bunch of elbows for their trouble.
12:21Drew Gulak though, maybe one of the most impressive professional wrestlers in the year 2014.
12:26A world traveler, recently made his debut for the Pro Wrestling Guerrilla promotion out in California.
12:33He's made an impact all over the place.
12:36But he is a card carrying member of the gentleman's club at all times.
12:41Orange Cassidy, but I think Orange Cassidy is out.
12:44Let's say he's resting, he's resting.
12:49Swamp Monster just lurking around.
12:53Maybe searching for a moister atmosphere.
12:56He seemed to be molting before, parts of him were falling off and he was trying to put them back on.
13:01I don't know what that means.
13:02I couldn't tell what was Swamp Monster and what was a streamer.
13:09Chuck Taylor, also a secret Haas.
13:22Chuck, taking a long time to think about it.
13:25Giving Davey Vega the perseverance to get out of the way.
13:29Beautiful dive into an empty pool, but Chuck Taylor makes his way.
13:32Oh, the Swamp Monster tagged in.
13:40What's going on?
13:42Swamp Monster and Gary the Barn Owl together, they look like they're symbiotic.
13:50Oh no, don't attack the referee.
13:52Oh, poor ref.
13:58Four, three, two, one.
14:16Anything can happen in a Chakara-Tamako match, it's chaotic, it's wild, it's anarchy in that ring.
14:23What is Bryce doing?
14:28Oh, look at this! Swap Monster!
14:33It's not about the size of the fight the Swap Monster will bring.
14:38All you have to do is be ready.
14:43Bryce Remsburg getting a strong style elbow in there.
14:48And a beautiful pose.
15:03Suitable for framing, ladies and gentlemen.
15:08Everybody at home on VOD, freeze frame this, print it out.
15:18Diesel! Diesel! Diesel!
15:32Gavin, what is going on here?
15:35I'm always Diesel, always.
15:38Drew Gulak from the top rope clothesline, Davey Vega.
15:43What is he doing? Oh, he's saying he's gonna go for it.
15:52Falling headbutt with absolutely no authority out of Orange Cassidy from the top.
15:59Abernathy sends Gulak out.
16:03But there is the World Warrior, the Swap Monster.
16:09Oh, wow, he just got Stone Cold Swap Cutted.
16:18Davey Vega, looking to the Vega Maniacs, brother.
16:22Atomic lift drop.
16:30From parts unknown, the big splash only.
16:33He wins!
16:36The Submission Squad takes it.
16:39Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
16:47Ladies and gentlemen, for your winner, the Submission Squad!
17:07Woo!
17:13Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
17:17King of Bosses! King of Bosses!
17:22The Emperor of Atomics!
17:25King of Bosses! King of Bosses!