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00:00:00This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
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00:01:00This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
00:01:30It's called This Place is Shit.
00:01:33Oh, good.
00:01:35This place is shit.
00:01:37This place smells like shit.
00:01:40Bessie's voice sounds like shit.
00:01:42Hands are shit.
00:01:44Oscar does that stupid walk when he wants to hide his shit his pants.
00:01:49And Milton has shit taste in music.
00:01:55It's not finished.
00:01:58That was great.
00:02:00That was great. I'm going to clap for that.
00:02:03Don't clap for that.
00:02:05I'm going to clap for it. Clap for it.
00:02:22How's your pain?
00:02:24Great. Thanks for sharing today.
00:02:25A lot of profanity, but I didn't appreciate the comment about Oscar's poop walk.
00:02:31Oscar thought it was funny.
00:02:33It was funny, but it was still mean.
00:02:35I'm a very mean person.
00:02:37That's a very open realization.
00:02:39I've known that for a while.
00:02:41Hey, we're going to a show. Half an hour.
00:02:43Oh, see, I might be dead by then.
00:02:45Oh, yeah, you might. But if you're not dead, it's short and it's in the city.
00:02:48When's the last time you were in the city?
00:02:50Last time was supposed to be the last time.
00:02:55Well, here's another time.
00:02:59I'll go if we get pizza.
00:03:01Didn't we have pizza yesterday?
00:03:03Did you eat it? No.
00:03:05That wasn't pizza.
00:03:07Okay, well then, yeah, we'll get pizza on the way back.
00:03:09In the city.
00:03:11In the city.
00:03:14I'll go get changed.
00:03:16All right.
00:03:18Let Katie know if you need help.
00:03:20Yeah.
00:03:26Quiet.
00:03:28Get in there.
00:03:55Okay.
00:04:25Oh, my God.
00:04:56All right, guys.
00:04:58This is a little bit steep.
00:05:00You should grab on to the railing if you need help.
00:05:04And remember, go bad leg first.
00:05:06Bad leg goes down, good leg goes up.
00:05:08It's a puppet show.
00:05:10It's a marionette show.
00:05:12We are a marionette club.
00:05:14You lie.
00:05:16We are a marionette club.
00:05:18We are a marionette club.
00:05:20We are a marionette club.
00:05:22We are a marionette club.
00:05:23We are a marionette club.
00:05:25You lie.
00:05:27I don't know if I lied.
00:05:29You could have checked the schedule.
00:05:31You tripped.
00:05:33Oh, yeah, I tripped too.
00:05:35I tripped.
00:05:42What's that?
00:05:44What's all that?
00:05:46What?
00:05:48This is Frodo.
00:05:50Hiya, Frodo.
00:05:53Hiya, Frodo.
00:06:23Hiya, Frodo.
00:06:53Hiya, Frodo.
00:07:23Hiya, Frodo.
00:07:54Just this?
00:07:56Just this.
00:07:58How much do I owe you?
00:08:02Hey, how much?
00:08:04It's four dollars, and you can't have a cat in here.
00:08:08It's a service cat.
00:08:11No, I hear you, I hear you.
00:08:13I'll gather them all up and get on the bus as soon as I can.
00:08:15Hello?
00:08:17Hello?
00:08:19Shit, you okay?
00:08:21Oh, yeah.
00:08:24Yeah.
00:08:26How's your pain?
00:08:28It's free.
00:08:30Okay.
00:08:32So, listen, we have to head back now.
00:08:34Why?
00:08:36Something's happening in the city, and they want us back ASAP.
00:08:38But we're getting pizza first.
00:08:40No, we're going to have to arrange it.
00:08:42They can wait, it's just pizza.
00:08:44Sam, we'll get pizza another day.
00:08:46We're already in the city.
00:08:48Well, then we'll order it tonight.
00:08:50Just get it in the city.
00:08:51We're getting pizza in the city, and then we'll go back.
00:08:53No, we're not getting pizza.
00:08:55Yes, you're getting pizza.
00:08:57Okay, you've got to calm down, calm down.
00:08:59Don't tell me calm down.
00:09:01I don't want to argue with you.
00:09:03I'm just, I'm your friend, okay?
00:09:05You're not my friend.
00:09:07You're a nurse.
00:09:09We'll get on the bus.
00:09:11Yeah, get on the bus.
00:09:22What's that?
00:09:24Doesn't make no sense.
00:09:51What's going on?
00:10:21What's going on?
00:10:51What's going on?
00:11:21What's going on?
00:11:39Sam, take cover, now!
00:11:41Not once again, please!
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00:12:08Oh, my God!
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00:14:21Oh, my God!
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00:18:46This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:19:16This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:19:46This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
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00:21:46This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:22:16This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:22:46This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:23:16This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:23:46This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:24:16This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:24:46This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:25:16This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:25:46This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:26:16This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:26:46This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:27:16This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:27:46This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:28:16Seek shelter on water. The attackers cannot swim. Evacuation will begin now.
00:28:46This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:29:16This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:29:46This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:30:06This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:30:36This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:31:06This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:31:36This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:32:06This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:32:36This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:33:01This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:33:31This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:33:56This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:34:26This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:34:56This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:35:21This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:35:51This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:36:21This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:36:51This is not a drill. Evacuate immediately. At 2100 hours, all civilians are at maximum alert. We will see you after.
00:37:21Hey. What's your name? Talk under the rain. What's your name?
00:37:38Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:38:08Okay.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:30I don't want to die here.
00:38:42Okay.
00:38:46Let's just get out of the way, okay?
00:38:49Okay.
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00:39:22Yeah.
00:39:29Get down with your foot.
00:39:43Okay.
00:40:12Okay.
00:40:35Do you have family here?
00:40:40Why?
00:40:41Don't you have anywhere you can go?
00:40:47No.
00:40:53My parents are in Kent. In England. I came here for law school. It's the one thing I'm supposed to do.
00:41:12You gotta get to the water and get out of the sea.
00:41:17Where are you going?
00:41:18I'm going to get pizza.
00:41:21Where?
00:41:22Patsy's up at Harvard.
00:41:28You think the world might be on them?
00:41:30I think there's a slice of Patsy sitting up there that's the last that'll ever exist. And I'm gonna get it.
00:41:43Okay.
00:41:44Okay, what?
00:41:45Okay.
00:41:47Let's get pizza.
00:41:48No. I'm getting pizza.
00:41:49Just you on this.
00:41:51Yeah.
00:41:54What?
00:41:55Not anymore.
00:41:57What's that?
00:42:01That's my dad.
00:42:03He played piano.
00:42:04He played beautiful piano.
00:42:11This was part of the plan.
00:42:28Please can I come and get pizza with you?
00:42:47Read this.
00:42:53I have life.
00:42:56You said one to two years.
00:42:59And it has been two.
00:43:02You said four to six months.
00:43:05And it has been six.
00:43:07And Mrs. Freehunter taught me subtraction.
00:43:11And the cornstalk taught me addition.
00:43:16And I've used only simple maths all my life.
00:43:25And I never needed more, and more, and less.
00:43:30To four, to three, to small, and smaller.
00:43:39Until once.
00:43:41To days.
00:43:44To hours.
00:43:49To seconds.
00:43:56But not now.
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