The Mouse Trap (2024)

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"The Mouse Trap" is a gripping mystery thriller that revitalizes Agatha Christie's classic play for the big screen. Set in a remote, snowbound manor, the story follows a group of strangers who find themselves trapped together when a murder occurs. Each character harbors secrets and motives, and as tensions rise, the group must unravel the mystery before the killer strikes again. The film combines edge-of-your-seat suspense with intricate plot twists, delivering a modern yet faithful adaptation of the beloved whodunit.

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00:01:30It's Friday the 13th of March. Time is 834. Detective Cole and Detective Marsh for witness
00:01:48interview of one Rebecca. Stop. Stop what? Playing this one by the books. It's not gonna
00:01:58be that kind of night. Is that right? I bet your ass it is. It's your ass you should be
00:02:04concerned about. A lot of people are dead and a lot more want to know why. Right now.
00:02:11Why? It's not nearly as interesting as how. Okay, we could start there. There's nothing
00:02:18we've got adds up. Is that right? That's right young lady. A bunch of people are dead.
00:02:25No consistent eyewitness statements about what happened or even who the killer was.
00:02:31And then there's you. The miracle survivor. You don't want to know. Oh we do. Help yourself
00:02:39Rebecca. I'm trying to help you too. How so? By saying nothing. Because once you know you can't
00:02:48unknow. We'll take our chances. You're sure?
00:02:55All right. We can do this all night. But you're not leaving that cell without telling us what
00:03:00happened and who the killer was. Or we're charging you for the multiple murders.
00:03:05If I tell you I'm dead. We can help you with that. Then you're dead too.
00:03:11Okay. Let's slow this down. Start from the beginning.
00:03:18Okay. I warned you.
00:03:40So
00:04:11so
00:04:30what happens when you're hustling the city with me
00:04:33me
00:05:03oh no okay and then what happened i have a fire truck but jesse wanted her ice cream but she
00:05:24didn't want to play near her friend because jack smells bad but i don't even like jack
00:05:30you have my water bottle no i i don't have your
00:05:34water bottle i'm sorry but i can get you water do you have a boyfriend
00:05:40no why do you want to be my boy no
00:05:46okay no that's that's okay it's fine you need to date someone your own age
00:05:53that's what my mom says to my dad she says he's pathetic and needs to get a life
00:06:00oh no uh that's horrible don't you get it you need to date someone your own age loser
00:06:09uh please be careful yeah mom come pick me up
00:06:15i've seen some rejections in my time but man that was hard to watch shut up
00:06:23miss alex yes rachel joseph pushed me oh well maybe don't play near joseph right now okay
00:06:30can you do something about it uh yeah i will definitely talk to him when i see him message
00:06:39well what would you like me to do rachel just kill him
00:06:45rachel don't say that i don't want to say just do it
00:06:49okay
00:06:55jesus ah kids today huh yeah a little excessive yeah indeed must have been
00:07:02different in the 1940s oh ouch she's kidding i'm not
00:07:11you know what it was a simpler time the younglings respected their elders
00:07:15wow that was then this is now grandpa ah speaking of now no no no no no please we
00:07:22close in like 15 minutes we just got a last minute booking i'm gonna need two of you to
00:07:28stay gotta be kidding me oh please tell me this is the famous british sarcasm that you always use
00:07:34but we never really understand no the call just came what do you mean you don't understand my
00:07:39sarcasm we don't it but it sounds really really nice was your accent
00:07:47well i nice try i still need you both to stay
00:07:56okay how many it's not bad eight of them and only for three hours
00:08:00okay well we like that but do we actually have to like stay like for real though oh i suppose
00:08:08if i if i think about it i could find a way to pay you double time and just have you do
00:08:12none of the work that would be great yeah no i'm sensing that famous british sarcasm
00:08:18sharp cookie over here come on i know it's been a long day ladies but um i'll tell you what
00:08:24we're supposed to clean the slush machine funny okay sounds good i'll uh text you when i look up
00:08:32speaking of texting jenna would you do me a favor and try and look like you work for me
00:08:38what i am and don't forget to clock out otherwise i don't pay you for doing this
00:08:43i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
00:08:49and don't forget to clock out otherwise i don't pay you at all yeah we got it thank you ladies
00:08:56god i hate rich kids who can afford to hire out this whole place
00:09:01yeah but it's double time and i could really use the cash i can never tell if he's joking
00:09:07about double time about cleaning the slush machine
00:09:11jenna relax bro it's a joke i clean it sometimes
00:09:18okay well you're a fan of easy money right i mean how hard can it be
00:09:26yeah no one can locate mr collins who the manager is his body somewhere else
00:09:35i have no idea what happened to him i saw something god knows what that was
00:09:46do you think the killer is tim collins look i have no clue what happened to him for all i know
00:09:54he went and got pissed maybe he fucked off to vegas maybe he watched a movie that changed his life
00:10:24so
00:10:36uh
00:10:54so
00:11:16hello
00:11:17hello thanks
00:11:25jenna
00:11:47so
00:12:00stop messing around
00:12:06hello hello
00:12:11what
00:12:13alex jenna
00:12:26i can see you do you wanna see me
00:12:35do you wanna see what i see
00:12:40so
00:13:00jana come on let's take a break this will be one less thing we have to do later
00:13:07you know those kids are just gonna make a mess again
00:13:12you know if mike sees you doing that he's going to kill you how would he see
00:13:20um the cameras he doesn't check them do you want to have this no i'm good
00:13:27no i'm good
00:13:33so what's going on with you like what's new with alex like i care you know that right
00:13:41i'm sorry what what where where is this coming from
00:13:47bitch please i've had your back since day one i know everything there is to know about alex
00:13:57then then i was just about to say that
00:14:01yeah what what is happening what this like what is happening right now
00:14:11i just want you to know that i got you and if you ever needed anything anything at all
00:14:17i would do that for you my friend maybe my best friend ever anything
00:14:25jana do you need something bro here we go there's this boy oh here we go yeah what you don't even
00:14:37know you want to leave me here with eight rich kids so you can go meet a guy yeah oh you do now
00:14:42damn you know please hold on i'll just pop out and be right back
00:14:49i really uh and if i don't you don't have to clock me out you know i want the bills
00:14:58yeah if there is something you want more than a guy it is money
00:15:03so fine but you have to come back immediately after you have to help me clean up i will
00:15:11jana i will i swear okay i love you so much alex
00:15:22fenn jesus christ jana alex fenn sorry i know a lot of alex's most of them are guys by the way
00:15:28yeah yeah all right go i can wait a bit go please before i change my mind i love you love you
00:15:37mm-hmm yeah yeah all right he better be worth it he totally won't be i'll be back
00:15:46she's not coming back
00:16:07i'm coming i'm coming
00:16:28me hello funhaven
00:16:39hello
00:16:43help us with something how do you know she got the call
00:16:48she told me she was freaked out by it well here's the problem we have all the calls in and out
00:16:54and the whole building didn't get a single call all night so so why would
00:16:59alex make something like that up i don't know ask alex
00:17:07fine so who was this mystery caller i mean did they say anything nothing he didn't say a word
00:17:16he didn't say a single word nothing
00:17:25nothing and how did you know it was a he what you said he didn't say one word
00:17:32would you like me to play the tape back it's what alex said really if you don't believe me again
00:17:42you can ask alex
00:17:54so
00:18:08jayna
00:18:25me
00:18:37mike is that you
00:18:54so
00:19:11what's going on surprise gorgeous we got this huge party for you we got drinks we got friends we got
00:19:17cake we got anything that you want what what were your last minute private birthday party
00:19:25well your birthday party wait but you realize my birthday isn't for like a whole two weeks right
00:19:32yeah well if we did it then then it wouldn't have been a surprise
00:19:36you you guys are you are crazy but jackie your birthday is before mine
00:19:42um thank you i just i can't believe you guys picked here of all places well you know we had
00:19:52most of our collective birthdays here as kids and seeing as you're saying goodbye to childhood i
00:19:57figured it just made sense hey i said you prefer a strip club any excuse to go to a strip club right
00:20:02paul hey you were into it is that keeping it a secret um well that is very dramatic ryan but
00:20:10i don't know also kind of true hi
00:20:14alex seriously you're the best of us you deserve the best party that we can throw
00:20:21and you guys got marcus to come out yeah i mean well it's kind of his idea but
00:20:28but you know if i if i really am a birthday girl maybe i don't know you can get me a real drink
00:20:35on it thank god i need another shot i think you're good i think you've had enough
00:20:41this was really sweet of you thank you
00:20:47well i promised you i would what remember on our eighth birthday you said we'd have
00:20:55all our birthdays here oh my god yeah no we did i love that you remember that
00:21:02and um thank you for bringing everyone hey ryan's triple ryan whiskey is coming right up just for
00:21:09you oh i didn't invite ryan just for you yeah no i i kind of figured he invited himself could have
00:21:20been worse he wanted to bring the whole hockey team what can i say man i like to party all right
00:21:26okay birthday girl let's cut this cake um okay who and why
00:21:34well it's a cake he said i could pick one paul will literally put anything in his mouth
00:21:40oh okay yeah i wish i never had that imagery
00:21:56oh right ow drinking game let's do this right now we just got here give her a minute oh my
00:22:04gosh guys it's a law when you start the party that is in no way a law dude shut up you wank
00:22:09stay let's get this thing you said how about we let the birthday girl decide okay okay okay
00:22:15you know i think i know just the game
00:22:20all right let me show you how it's fucking done get out of the way here boom
00:22:24motherfucker we get it a bunch of kids taking advantage drinking too much
00:22:33fucking around with a good excuse of a birthday but everyone was in the same room right
00:22:41is that a yes for the tape
00:22:44yes thanks but help me out you're you're getting along you're all friends so why did you guys split
00:22:54up split up the group separated a little yeah it's a party we're not gonna sit in the circle
00:23:05why not because we're not nine years old i'm sure you boys have heard of group dynamics
00:23:10those existing groups of close friends too yeah we know what that is oh thank god and what it means
00:23:18someone didn't like someone and another word for that is motive and i'm sure you've heard of that
00:23:23word even if you're a nine-year-old so so who didn't like who and why
00:23:34danny
00:23:36all right we're listening
00:23:53too much for you
00:23:56i like the game until ryan decides to make it an actual competition
00:24:01sorry sorry sorry sorry
00:24:12if by intense you mean boy most likely to kill someone in a road rage accident
00:24:17he means well he means to get her drunk yeah same thing
00:24:24he means well he means to get her drunk yeah same thing it's really not
00:24:33hey it's not a bad tactic i think you'll enjoy jail paul hard to say
00:24:41okay come find me come find me look at what you're looking for
00:24:54what she's not drunk
00:24:58well she was a bit of a whore so you know what she's actually perfect for you paul
00:25:03well ladies gentlemen excuse me i'll be right back
00:25:11man he's dead what like if he was in a horror movie you'd never say i'll be right back
00:25:19because then you don't
00:25:20you just die you know i used to think you're just a little quirky but
00:25:27total serial killer vibes right yes totally danny stop smoking in here it's a vape
00:25:38that's what i'm talking about did you see that motherfucking shit fuck you let's fucking go
00:25:48wait marcus what will someone say marcus was a serial killer they said he had serial killer vibes
00:25:58really it was a joke it's not when there's a bunch of dead people
00:26:03really it was a joke it's not when there's a bunch of dead bodies surely marcus isn't a suspect
00:26:10given what happened we didn't think so but should we be thinking that i'm not gonna tell you what
00:26:17to think you weren't there so i'm assuming somebody told you yes who one of the girls which one
00:26:29one of the dead ones you feel a little obstructed
00:26:33funny because i'm trying to tell you what happened and you keep stopping me
00:26:39go on rebecca
00:26:51come and find me
00:26:59so
00:27:14y'all ready to watch this shit watch this oh yeah here we go fucking fuck oh no no no no no
00:27:21if my boss sees that he's gonna kill me relax we are the private party no he he thinks we're eight
00:27:27kids and he definitely doesn't think i'm drinking and he's definitely gonna fire me if he ever finds
00:27:32out so oh yeah dude no yeah oh you bet your fucking ass it is dude yeah yeah just get him
00:27:40here and consider it done what's the deal with this guy marcus he's a douchebag so we're roughing
00:27:46him up because he's a douchebag well not just that he's kind of talking to her boy's girl
00:27:52well he's talking to jennifer no no no not his main no no uh he's talking to his backup chick
00:27:58oh he is a douche yeah what kind of guy hits on another guy's backup girl only mindless douchebags
00:28:11where are they funhaven oh that's tim collins's place who's tim collins he's our old captain from
00:28:18the 90s he's one of us nice yeah he took a few pucks to the head though
00:28:29hazing several of ryan's hockey teammates said that he wanted a few guys to uh teach marcus a
00:28:34lesson a lesson in what and who deserved alex's affection i guess so bullies you mean
00:28:42apparently i didn't know about that is that who did this no i don't understand it wasn't them
00:28:54because the boys that volunteered for that little mission didn't make it to the funhouse what
00:28:58happened to them oh you don't know why would i know well you seem to know just about everything
00:29:04else everything that happened inside from house just thought we'd ask so what happened to them
00:29:12another few dead bodies to add to the pile
00:29:16well you know what they say about bullies detective what's that they only respond to strength
00:29:29okay yeah i'll talk to you later man okay
00:29:31fuck hey what's up no phones oh oh yeah yeah hey you know what yeah let's be a team sport
00:29:42everybody phones in the bag right now actually my mom might need to call me
00:29:49your phone bag now right here come on no ryan if he needs to keep his phone he can
00:29:54him you know what no she'll be fine a few hours
00:30:03where uh where's paulie and jackie whatever they're doing does not involve their phones
00:30:09it probably does i like this the no phones yeah it's old school yeah oh and let's make
00:30:19it interesting first one to go for their phones has to buy a round of drinks
00:30:24speaking of shots come here i want to show you something drink drink drink drink
00:30:36becca take a day off from hating everything i'm not
00:30:40it's true babe would it kill you to smile just like think of something you love
00:30:44oh wow shut up hey it's fine we all love something we can't have
00:30:59you know we can't have a drink yes we can
00:31:15wait hold on do you have protection i i don't have any relax i'm clean well i might not be
00:31:27you're unbelievable thank you
00:31:38hello
00:31:39it's nothing
00:31:43stop stop who's there
00:31:58well looks like the boys are buying the drinks all night rematch now do we look stupid yeah we
00:32:04already won with more to gain i bet is a bet they got us let's do the honorable thing
00:32:10and not be sore losers oh fuck that man i mean guys all right good game smooth right
00:32:24wait i thought marcus had a crush on alex
00:32:27a lot of people had a crush on alex who else had a crush
00:32:33oh um i see well we didn't i didn't mean to assume your sexual orientation was uh
00:32:42well i didn't think and um relax jesus christ we don't give a shit what you are what you identify
00:32:50as the only thing we care about is motive why people died now the only thing everyone can agree
00:32:56at is that alex is the heart of this thing so should we be looking at ryan i'm not doing your
00:33:01job for you i didn't but if you're trying to put marcus as a suspect you might as well add ryan
00:33:07too for the exact same reason and hell even me you are a suspect that's just how we view things
00:33:14until we can clear you of any wrongdoings if if we can clear you oh so you're the bad cop got it
00:33:22hey this is serious it is
00:33:26so stop playing childish games
00:33:31cheers to a good night good night hey who moved the knife
00:33:41you good yeah i'm okay i'm okay i'm fine sure ryan buddy i could out drink you any
00:33:48day of the week sure thing ryan
00:33:53come again fucker oh wait um you know why why don't we go to a real bar so i can have my first
00:34:02legal drink now we're talking good timing we're almost out of vodka
00:34:06and there will probably be men there so hey we're men
00:34:11you're boys men boys and boys were both in love with the same woman
00:34:21okay
00:34:24let's go no i'll drive you will not hey wait listen let's listen let's talk okay listen listen
00:34:33me and you okay let's let's let's drop the act okay listen the stars wrote it everybody wants it
00:34:39let's just make it happen what what to happen me and you to be official i know you've been flirting
00:34:46with me am i that obvious yeah but hey we can work on that all right it's all right listen listen
00:34:54i have had my eye on you for a while aren't you with jennifer right now oh yeah but that was then
00:34:59this is now but then i saw you oh um yeah ryan we've known each other since we were nine you
00:35:05did not just see me yeah but that was that was different okay we were kids back then
00:35:10but now your body it's so tight okay can we talk about this tomorrow hey hey don't be afraid to
00:35:19hey hey hey don't be afraid to fall for me i will try my best
00:35:29but you should know i am still playing around with the idea of whether i'm gay or not so
00:35:37oh damn
00:35:42oh that makes sense yeah because it couldn't yeah it's popular now right okay yeah i get it
00:35:49come on hey wait is that it i guess so are you sure yeah
00:36:00all right well i can't protect you if i'm not your boyfriend protect me from what ryan you will see
00:36:08okay
00:36:15where's danny he's in the bathroom our phones i got him
00:36:37what's wrong you don't got a key no i i have keys but
00:36:42this this is not how we lock up this this isn't ours i don't get it stand aside cupcake
00:36:52fucking danny it's danny isn't it it's a fucking birthday prank
00:36:56no not danny paul and jackie do pranks like both of them
00:36:59it's locked they took our phones perfect are you sure it's not them
00:37:13jackie please come on i don't want to play this game i want to keep drinking
00:37:18it's my birthday it's my birthday
00:37:21hi let's get what you're looking for great now we have to play their stupid game
00:37:28probably a fire exit here right yeah you know there is we do yeah but you scared the shit out
00:37:35of me earlier with the mask not me nor me nope don't look at me i don't wear costumes well maybe
00:37:43it was paul i guess please trapping women that's totally a paul thing to do
00:37:51oh i should still walked oh i even saw him messing with this who paul earlier hate to say
00:38:04i told you so where the hell have you been i was in the bathroom doing what would you like a number
00:38:13okay anyway the faster we play their game the faster we can get out of here and get some real
00:38:17drinks so so okay how about this first person to find our resident sleazy couple doesn't have to
00:38:26pay for a single drink all night oh i am into that idea excuse me buddy well we have to find them
00:38:33dumbass where the fuck did they go well if we knew that we wouldn't have to go looking for them
00:38:38ryan geez you need that hockey scholarship what i need is another beer thank you very much
00:38:44i doubt that the hell you just say to me i said let's go find them a jungle gym
00:38:50that's where they are great
00:38:55you sure no not at all but i needed something to motivate them i think ryan will do anything
00:39:02you tell him to like if you wanted to murder a homeless man just tell him he's eager he's
00:39:08all bravado true but you know it's not a bad thing how do you mean
00:39:20well he goes for what he wants to risk it all not knowing what might happen yeah i kind of like that
00:39:28about him but you know it's it's not him that i like
00:39:41can i give you your gift now sure wait is this some terrible subplot of a 90s slasher film
00:39:50what the boy who can't get the girl next door no it's not it sure sounds like a really bad 90s film
00:40:00i wasn't alive in the 90s i know your audience that's right she wasn't alive in the 90s but
00:40:06she is now which is something we can't figure out so maybe you should know your audience
00:40:11i know my audience then get to the good part who saw him first
00:40:16i just want a goddamn drink
00:40:32holy fucking shit dude you scared the shit out of me man holy crap she's gonna freak when she sees you
00:40:39dude
00:40:49jackie paul
00:40:54no one wants to play your game anymore guys
00:41:10so
00:41:18not funny paul
00:41:21let's go
00:41:27paul
00:41:40so
00:42:00ah
00:42:10so
00:42:16ryan you douchebag
00:42:23stop digging around
00:42:39ah
00:43:10oh where are you taking me careful
00:43:27oh god is it food i love food even better what's better than food
00:43:34ah oh god please don't be naked i'm not ryan no you're right i i never would have
00:43:42closed my eyes if you were him okay open
00:43:52marcus is this yes it is no way this is every sour candy from around the world
00:44:01are you serious you remembered who would forget what everyone i always tell them how
00:44:07much i love sour candy anyone who really knew you would know this is all she wants anybody who
00:44:13really loves me oh well don't just sit there pick a country dig in okay
00:44:22um who's fishies whoa whoa whoa whoa remember your life as it is now and go
00:44:36oh my god yeah yeah you did good that one that one has some kick
00:44:48um so
00:44:51do i get a birthday wish sure
00:44:59ask me out what if you really want to make my birthday something special ask me out
00:45:11okay um guys
00:45:17oh guys
00:45:22what's up we have a big problem like a serious problem yeah whoa are you okay
00:45:30it's blood not not my blood ryan's gone absolutely nuts it's probably just no listen to me
00:45:37he's gone completely nuts there's blood all over the jungle gym blood yes wait is he hurt
00:45:44no babe not not his blood like he murdered someone's blood like he's on a
00:45:49a drunken rampage or something okay enough i'm i'm gonna go to the office i'm gonna turn off
00:45:54the music and switch on the light good plan stay here what you want me to come
00:46:01no it's okay we'll get that moment back later
00:46:07i wish i had my phone or something like he's attacking people yes he swung a knife at me
00:46:15okay uh we gotta call 9-1-1
00:46:20hence the phone comment i just made landlines
00:46:24so
00:46:38beep beep beep the call you're trying to reach is dead
00:46:44oh my golly gosh look at you go find your friends and we can all play a game
00:46:53oh i didn't seek but this time if i find any of you it's game over
00:46:59so
00:47:19we should go yeah it's on the next door yep i'd rather get him a parking lot than in here
00:47:25why because if we get him in here then we might get kicked out then we have to find some arrows
00:47:30to drink that's smart see that's actually smart oh oh come on what is that wow look who arrived
00:47:43early he thinks this is uh some sort of costume party
00:47:47jeez this is gonna be easy i think buddy here's on the spectrum or something so we
00:47:57really can't do it ryan's asking so let's make this clear stay the fuck away from alex
00:48:06hey buddy are you listening
00:48:13so you got it you're gonna stay away
00:48:18okay excuse me you think this is a joke
00:48:24this fucking guy stay the fuck away from alex you hear me
00:48:33i don't believe it
00:48:37well there's another way we can go about this if you're really having difficulty understanding
00:48:41is that what you want
00:48:55yo man yo we're just kidding around
00:49:00there's no need to do anything else
00:49:11okay well no doubt home there's probably one at reception no let's wait for alex
00:49:23you okay no did you see him no and we don't want to uh flashlights yeah i i couldn't get the power
00:49:31on the lights on and i think the power's off in most of the building fire exit yes fire exit let's
00:49:36go
00:49:48so
00:50:02what hey whoa what's going on
00:50:18i'm too high for this i'm too high for this i'm too high for this
00:50:36holy fuck yeah we have a serious problem here what the hell are they dead yeah maria
00:50:46they look pretty fucking dead ryan's lost it like why would he do this not even steroids
00:50:53that's it drugs and alcohol and the fact that you wouldn't hook up with him
00:50:57oh great idea yeah i'll go find him now but he's murdering people it's a little late now
00:51:00oh let me try the door one more time oh right because it's going to be less locked this time
00:51:17ryan turn it off turn it off
00:51:31uh
00:51:39so
00:51:55what was that was that danny i think so fuck shit hey what do you have a fucking plan
00:52:04yes i got a plan don't panic what's the plan to not panic oh my fucking god alex okay um
00:52:14well we clearly need to get out of here we can break the glass we can find something to break
00:52:18the glass with no don't make too much noise he'll hear us well be quick about it i'll get something
00:52:22wait no no no no no we all go together exactly why haven't you seen any horror film ever
00:52:31no marcus i have a sex life okay if we split up we're dead all right we stick together exactly
00:52:38how are you two not fucking already
00:53:01so
00:53:11so
00:53:28shit this thing's realistic or am i actually drunk
00:53:41so
00:53:48so
00:54:08guys like really fuck off this isn't funny
00:54:19so
00:54:39now forgive me sweetheart but seeing as this is a time when people started dying
00:54:43how did you see or know about it if you weren't in the room and where exactly were you
00:54:49i was in laser tag so how did you know what was because the office had cctv and i saw it from
00:54:54there you're in laser tag it was there before i went after after you saw a maniac with a knife
00:55:01you just went on your way looking i thought it was a game from paul and jackie right
00:55:06what's the issue our issue is this
00:55:12somebody wiped all the cctv footage i guess you were near the office right
00:55:19i'm not technical no but you were near the cctv footage i was in laser tag that's where i saw him
00:55:30i thought you saw him in the jungle gym he moved from place to place
00:55:34impossibly quickly so you're in laser tag can anyone back that up yes danny
00:55:42well that's helpful it's true that just makes you the last person to confirm they saw danny alive
00:55:51i had no control over what happened to him i tried to save him
00:55:55how i told him to run well i guess he wasn't very fast
00:56:13jesus are you okay there's someone in here with us there's somebody in here we have to get the
00:56:17fuck out of here right now are you fucking kidding me how the fuck did ryan get outside
00:56:26are we sure that's ryan well yeah he's wearing that jersey that stooped fucking mask
00:56:31vintage it's a 1928 tell him to shut up yeah marcus
00:56:37oh how he's got the whole fucking team in on it like some cult shit yeah well he's not moving
00:56:45so so they want us inside they want to trap us you get that bit does it work
00:56:57not sure what i'd say anyways hey 911 it's a guy dressed as mickey mouse trying to kill us
00:57:02hmm funny what's my joke you're so silly ready or not i'm coming to find you
00:57:12okay focus this is some sort of game right a ritual or something okay okay and
00:57:20we can't call out the lines are dead we don't have our phones but you guys we need help
00:57:26fire brigade no dumb ass the phones don't work we don't need phones the alarm will bring them
00:57:31here automatically where is it yes no i'll do it no altogether remember no you have to stay here
00:57:44to silence it okay um what about the others use the loudspeaker and tell them to go to the roof
00:57:51there's only one way up we'll barricade the entrance
00:57:54the fibergate will be here in max 15 minutes got it got it
00:58:02he's gone oh no he's out there for sure
00:58:08he moves quick too quick what do you mean i don't know yet okay this is stressful sudoku
00:58:17let's be less cryptic sorry why did i get stuck with you i'm too pretty for this
00:58:24oh you can even run in those take them off
00:58:54did you see him yes i saw him i don't know who it is it doesn't matter let's get the
00:59:02fuck out of here and we'll figure that out after okay we gotta go three two one just do it already
00:59:12hey hey hurry oh shit jemma jemma
00:59:33al there you are where is everybody
00:59:36what are you high what did i miss
01:00:06okay let's just make a run for it we're going nowhere without alex okay we get it you're in
01:00:14love with her fuck he's in laser tag and so is danny and becca
01:00:24fuck well fucking tell them danny he's coming at you oh shit on your left this way
01:00:31okay
01:00:35run okay well
01:00:39i lost them
01:00:42well which way are they heading this way okay let's go
01:01:01go run
01:01:11no no no
01:01:31so you watched danny get stabbed in the head that's what i just said and you got away
01:01:41not exactly well surely not not when he cut your ankle half open i didn't forget lucky though
01:01:48let me cut your ankle half open see how lucky you feel well i'm just saying
01:01:52he stabbed danny in the head but good job he avoided every major organ when it came to you
01:02:01oh he's a laser tag no he was just in the office with jemma and me more than one right
01:02:09wait no he i know this sounds crazy but he vanished like right in front of my eyes i i
01:02:15dropped my flashlight and when i picked it up he was gone what like he can teleport yes i know
01:02:21that sounds crazy oh no it's not crazy a guy dressed as mickey mouse is killing us teleportation
01:02:27is still very much on the table but it tells us one thing what he's alone she's just much quicker
01:02:34than us where's jemma
01:02:43danny and becca
01:02:48okay i i tripped the fire alarm they should be here soon how long
01:02:5210 minutes that's too long to be stuck in here
01:02:56the roof yeah yes the roof and how did you escape again i didn't he let you go he got distracted
01:03:05by what someone we almost forgot about
01:03:15we need weapons yeah we're gonna find a lot of those here at a kid's play area marcus
01:03:19well we need to think of something otherwise we're defenseless
01:03:25alex wait what yeah he's like completely in love with me already it's totally disgusting
01:03:39i was like dude i've already stalked you heavily on the socials i know everything there is to know
01:03:43about you dickhead no gina turn around please yeah yeah she's super pissed okay look i gotta go
01:03:52bye
01:04:14uh
01:04:32what do you want from us what do you want huh you wanna kill me
01:04:37rabbit run fucking do it already bitch
01:04:53yeah bullshit we saw you saw me fucking what what's going on what do you mean it's brian
01:05:00it's him it can't be him i just saw him murdering jana you saw one of him got the team on it
01:05:07all right ryan how much did you fuckers drink after i passed out what the fuck no it's not him
01:05:16not who here is a guy dressed up as mickey mouse
01:05:22kicking us off one by one and he can teleport
01:05:29so you guys did drink a shit ton after i passed out no we're not drunk you went crazy started
01:05:34killing people what the fuck are you talking about so if it wasn't you was someone wearing
01:05:39your jersey ah oh no it's see it's him no it's not me yeah really yeah really but something
01:05:49you know something right no i don't know what
01:06:05so
01:06:12got the whole team on it ryan i know it no dude it's listen aha i don't fucking know what's
01:06:20happening but but what but i did ask them to hassle you a little bit me yes you why me because
01:06:29she fucking likes you more than me and i'm team captain if the boys see me lose to fucking you
01:06:33are you kidding me you know what'll happen to me well now one of your boys is murdering us
01:06:38no ryan dude i don't fucking know where are our phones they're in the bag where i left them why
01:06:44it's not him why not you think his dumb ass is masterminding this fucking thank you no he's not
01:06:54this is one of your teammates right ryan ryan do something yeah uh chad
01:07:08sherry peter is that fucking you guys i'm starting to think this isn't the hockey team
01:07:17yeah this is something else this is the clown with the fucking magic it's a mouse with magic
01:07:25so what do we do kill ryan kill the fuck did you just say to me it's not a fucking dog marcus
01:07:34hey pal i'm gonna need a backup for a second here all right
01:07:39the light
01:07:54you're not very good at hide and seek because i found you
01:08:04so
01:08:19fuck yeah marcus
01:08:34you can't trap me you can never trap me
01:08:44we need to get out of here okay okay oh fuck come on come on come on come on come on
01:08:52come on ryan come on come on
01:08:56ah wait stop fuck oh i think that fucker broke my ankle
01:09:05he's not gonna stop now and now he's openly facing all of us
01:09:09because there's not many of us left we need to barricade that fucking door why
01:09:13he can teleport remember we should have done that before i beat his fucking ass beat his ass ryan
01:09:18i got some pretty good shots and what the fuck did you do yeah you did thank you no but the light
01:09:26yeah what is that he's afraid of it that's why he attacks it
01:09:30yeah he wounds him it hurts him or something i fucking hurt him
01:09:38no yes yes you did but the light he doesn't like the light because he can't teleport when it's on
01:09:45him it traps him exactly so why would he be afraid of that because when we trap him we can
01:09:51fucking beat his ass yeah he's got a physical form so can't we just use another flashlight
01:09:58no maybe we can find something better i don't want to be in here anymore can't we just go on
01:10:02the roof or something i can't exactly use a ladder or stairs right now okay we have to go he's coming
01:10:07for us no we don't we have to be smart right so so we gotta be unpredictable that we should
01:10:17probably think ryan like what the fuck i'm trying to save our lives here i was gonna
01:10:24fucking agree with you man okay you're right oh sorry yeah we're good okay so what does that mean
01:10:34but we need to go on the offensive okay right
01:10:40a game of cat and mouse and the only way to win is to kill that goddamn mouse
01:10:46so are we doing this shit or what doing what we know this space we've been coming here since
01:10:52we were five years old and we know his weakness he's just going to attack the light
01:11:00no but we can put it somewhere out of reach so if this guy wants to party let's party
01:11:10we know you're in here so we're gonna make a deal one game of hide and seek you find me
01:11:18in the jungle gym in five minutes you could do whatever the fuck you want with me
01:11:23you want with me but if we win and you don't then you let all of us go do we have a game
01:11:35i do love a good game so let's play so everyone makes this grand plan to tackle a mass murder
01:11:43correct because they figured out that he has a weird phobia towards a flashlight strobe light
01:11:51yeah and see even if i did believe that which i don't you couldn't have known that why
01:12:01because you were still in laser tag that's where the firefighters found you
01:12:05they told me what happened in the ambulance in such wonderful detail too they did it's true
01:12:12i was worried they'd be in shock unable to say a single word who
01:12:16who everyone else that survived rebecca they can't seem to speak as to what they experienced
01:12:23but here you are narrating the goddamn story
01:12:27the only one that seems to got out of this unscathed like some soul survivor
01:12:34and i hate a soul survivor rebecca if you think i came out of this okay
01:12:38then you really have not been listening
01:12:53oh you found me but i guess that means i've also found you
01:13:00stop stop
01:13:08mickey mickey over here
01:13:19hey ever played mousetrap
01:13:23up
01:13:29hit it
01:13:53uh
01:14:15you're beat we found your cryptonite
01:14:18It's the light, isn't it?
01:14:20You can't move, can you?
01:14:26Game over.
01:14:45Where the hell did he go?
01:14:47I don't know.
01:14:53He's gone.
01:14:55He's not coming back.
01:14:58So that's it?
01:15:00Well, nearly the end.
01:15:02You expect us to buy that this killer can teleport.
01:15:06And you guys defeated him with a strobing flashlight.
01:15:12Rebecca, you don't seem very upset that all your friends are dead.
01:15:16And that's our big problem.
01:15:27Some friend you are.
01:15:40He's not coming back.
01:15:46No!
01:16:04I never got to ask her out.
01:16:09And he just cut her head off.
01:16:16And teleported away.
01:16:25What a complete c...
01:16:46Strange places and strange company
01:16:52Without any ounce of freedom
01:16:56I guess it happens all the time
01:16:59In all these modern ways
01:17:02But don't get so uptight
01:17:04We could be living on the street
01:17:08I mean, strange places and strange company
01:17:14I'm in love and depression
01:17:16And it's a pain
01:17:21I really want it
01:17:23I want to ride until it crashes
01:17:26Military application
01:17:29A little trial by fire
01:17:33I want to ride it
01:17:34I want to ride until it crashes
01:17:38Military application
01:17:41Can it tickle out your mind?
01:17:44Can we sell it to the local PD
01:17:46To use our nose down the left of Lincoln?
01:17:49We'll get it in a mass production
01:17:52So long, so long
01:17:55But we don't need another dune
01:17:57We got an airplane and my fucking lunch
01:18:11Oh, plenty of places
01:18:15I'm underneath
01:18:18I'm on an adversity ride
01:18:22God bless this modern time
01:18:25But don't get so uptight
01:18:27I know exactly how you feel
01:18:31I mean, strange places
01:18:35Vicariously
01:18:38I'm in love and depression
01:18:39And it's a pain
01:18:44I really want it
01:18:46I want to ride until it crashes
01:18:49Military application
01:18:52A little trial by fire
01:18:55I want to ride it
01:18:57I want to ride until it crashes
01:19:01Military application
01:19:04Can it tickle out your mind?
01:19:07Can we sell it to the local PD
01:19:09To use our nose down the left of Lincoln?
01:19:12We'll get it in a mass production
01:19:15So long, so long
01:19:18But we don't need another dune
01:19:20We got an airplane and my fucking lunch
01:19:24Oh, we could fall in love with strangers
01:19:27It happens every single day
01:19:30Oh, we could fall in love with strangers
01:19:33It happens every single day
01:19:37It happens every single day
01:19:49Come play with me
01:19:51I have so many people I want you to meet
01:19:55And we're just getting started
01:20:06© transcript Emily Beynon

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