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00:01:30It's Friday, the 13th of March. Time is 8.34. Detective Cole and Detective Marsh for witness
00:01:48interview of one Rebecca. Stop.
00:01:54Stop what? Playing this one by the books. It's not gonna
00:01:58be that kind of night. Is that right?
00:02:01I bet your ass it is. It's your ass you should be concerned about.
00:02:05A lot of people are dead and a lot more want to know why. Right now.
00:02:11Why? It's not nearly as interesting as how. Okay. We can start there. There's nothing
00:02:19we've got adds up. Is that right?
00:02:21That's right, young lady. A bunch of people are dead. No consistent eyewitness statements
00:02:27about what happened or even who the killer was. And then there's you, the miracle survivor.
00:02:35You don't want to know. Oh, we do.
00:02:39Help yourself, Rebecca. I'm trying to help you, too.
00:02:43How so? By saying nothing. Because once you know,
00:02:47you can't unknow. We'll take our chances.
00:02:52Are you sure? Alright. We can do this all night. But you're
00:02:58not leaving that cell without telling us what happened and who the killer was. Or we're
00:03:02charging you for the multiple murders. If I tell you I'm dead.
00:03:07We can help you with that. Then you're dead, too.
00:03:13Okay. Let's slow this down. Start from the beginning.
00:03:20Okay. I warned you.
00:03:50I warned you.
00:04:20I warned you.
00:04:50Oh, no. Okay. And then what happened?
00:05:20I have a fire truck, but Jessie wanted her ice cream, but she didn't want to play near
00:05:26her friend because Jack smells bad. But I don't even like Jack. Do you have my water
00:05:31bottle? No, I don't have your water bottle. I'm sorry,
00:05:35but I can get you water. Do you have a boyfriend?
00:05:40No. Why? Do you want to be my boyfriend? No.
00:05:46Okay. No, that's okay. It's fine. You need to date someone your own age.
00:05:53That's what my mom says to my dad. She says he's pathetic and needs to get a life.
00:06:00Oh, no. That's horrible. Don't you get it? You need to date someone
00:06:06your own age, loser. Please be careful.
00:06:11Yeah, Mom, come pick me up. I've seen some rejections in my time, but
00:06:18man, that was hard to watch. Shut up.
00:06:23Miss Alex? Yes, Rachel?
00:06:26Joseph pushed me. Oh, well, maybe don't play near Joseph right
00:06:29now, okay? Can you do something about it?
00:06:32Uh, yeah, I will definitely talk to him when I see him.
00:06:37Message? Well, what would you like me to do, Rachel?
00:06:41Just kill him. Rachel, don't say that.
00:06:46I don't want to say it. Just do it.
00:06:54Jesus. Ah, kids today, huh?
00:06:58Yeah, a little excessive. Yeah, indeed.
00:07:01Must have been different in the 1940s. Oh, ouch.
00:07:06She's kidding. I'm not. You know what?
00:07:11It was a simpler time. The younglings respected their elders.
00:07:14Oh, wow. That was then. This is now, Grandpa.
00:07:17Ah, speaking of now. No, no, no, no, no.
00:07:21Please, we close in, like, 15 minutes. I'm afraid we've just got a last-minute
00:07:25booking. I'm going to need two of you to stay.
00:07:28You've got to be kidding me. Please tell me this is the famous
00:07:32British sarcasm that you always use, but we never really understand.
00:07:35No, the call just came. What do you mean?
00:07:38You don't understand my sarcasm? We don't.
00:07:42But it sounds really, really nice with your accent.
00:07:47Well, I... Nice try. I still need you both to stay.
00:07:53OK. How many? It's not bad. Eight of them.
00:07:56And only for three hours.
00:08:00Yeah, I guess it's not that bad. And it's double time.
00:08:04OK, well, we like that.
00:08:07But do we actually have to, like, stay? Like, for real, though?
00:08:11Oh, I suppose if I think about it, I could find a way to pay you double time
00:08:15and just have you do none of the work. That would be great.
00:08:18Yeah, no, I'm sensing that famous British sarcasm.
00:08:22Sharp cookie over here.
00:08:24Come on, I know it's been a long day, ladies, but I tell you what,
00:08:27you don't have to clean the slush machine.
00:08:30We're supposed to clean the slush machine?
00:08:33Funny.
00:08:35OK, sounds good. I'll text you when I look up.
00:08:39So when you're texting, Janet, would you do me a favour
00:08:42and try and look like you work for me?
00:08:45What? I am.
00:08:47And don't forget to clock out, otherwise I don't pay you at all.
00:08:50Yeah, we got it. Thank you, ladies.
00:08:53God, I hate rich kids who can afford to hire out this whole place.
00:08:57Yeah, but it's double time, and I could really use the cash.
00:09:01I can never tell if he's joking.
00:09:03About double time?
00:09:05About cleaning the slush machine.
00:09:07Jayna. Relax, bro, it's a joke.
00:09:10I clean it. Sometimes.
00:09:13OK, well, you're a fan of using money, right?
00:09:15I mean, how hard can it be?
00:09:20Yeah, no-one can locate Mr Collins.
00:09:23Who?
00:09:25The manager. Is his body somewhere else?
00:09:29I have no idea what happened to him.
00:09:32I saw something. God knows what that was.
00:09:36Do you think the killer is Tim Collins?
00:09:39Look, I have no clue what happened to him.
00:09:42For all I know, he went and got pissed.
00:09:45Maybe he fucked off to Vegas.
00:09:47Maybe he watched a movie that changed his life.
00:09:56You know what?
00:09:58I don't know.
00:10:00I don't know.
00:10:30I don't know.
00:11:00I don't know.
00:11:18Hello?
00:11:22Hello?
00:11:24Alex?
00:11:27Jayna?
00:11:31Jayna?
00:11:45Hey!
00:12:00Stop messing around!
00:12:06Hello?
00:12:08Hello?
00:12:14Alex?
00:12:16Jayna?
00:12:19I can see you.
00:12:22Do you want to see me?
00:12:28Do you want to see what I see?
00:12:49BELL RINGS
00:13:00Jayna!
00:13:02Come on, let's take a break.
00:13:04This will be one less thing we have to do later.
00:13:07You know, those kids are just going to make a mess again.
00:13:12You know, if Mike sees you doing that, he's going to kill you.
00:13:18How would he see?
00:13:20Um, the cameras?
00:13:24He doesn't check them.
00:13:26Do you want to have this?
00:13:27No, I'm good.
00:13:33So, what's going on with you?
00:13:35Like, what's new with Alex?
00:13:37Like, I care. You know that, right?
00:13:41I'm sorry, what?
00:13:43What?
00:13:45Where...
00:13:46Where is this coming from?
00:13:47Bitch, please! I've had your back since day one.
00:13:50I know everything there is to know about Alex.
00:13:56Then?
00:13:57Then!
00:13:58I was just about to say that.
00:14:01Yeah. What...
00:14:03What is happening?
00:14:05What?
00:14:07This...
00:14:08Like, what is happening right now?
00:14:10I just want you to know that I got you.
00:14:13And if you ever needed anything, anything at all,
00:14:17I would do that for you.
00:14:19My friend. Maybe my best friend. Ever.
00:14:25Gina, do you need something?
00:14:29Girl, here we are.
00:14:31There's this boy.
00:14:33Oh, here we go. Yep.
00:14:35What? You don't even know.
00:14:37You want to leave me here with eight rich kids so you can go meet a guy?
00:14:40Oh, you do now. Damn.
00:14:42Gina, please.
00:14:43Hold on. I'll just pop out and be right back.
00:14:48Really?
00:14:49I will.
00:14:50Mm-hmm.
00:14:51And if I don't, you don't have to clock me out.
00:14:54You know I want the bills.
00:14:57Yeah, if there is something you want more than a guy, it is money.
00:15:02So...
00:15:05Fine.
00:15:06But you have to come back immediately after. You have to help me clean up.
00:15:09I will.
00:15:10I will.
00:15:11Jaina.
00:15:12I will. I swear.
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:16I love you so much.
00:15:18Alex...
00:15:21Fen.
00:15:22Jesus Christ, Jaina. Alex Fen.
00:15:24Sorry. I know a lot of Alexes.
00:15:26Most of them are guys, by the way.
00:15:28Yeah. Yeah. All right. Go.
00:15:31I can wait a bit.
00:15:33Go, please, before I change my mind.
00:15:35I love you.
00:15:36Love you.
00:15:37Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.
00:15:39All right. He better be worth it.
00:15:41He totally won't be.
00:15:42I'll be back.
00:15:46She's not coming back.
00:16:09Ugh.
00:16:26I'm coming. I'm coming.
00:16:28Oop.
00:16:34Hello, Funhaven.
00:16:39Hello?
00:16:43Help us with something.
00:16:45How do you know she got the call?
00:16:48She told me.
00:16:50She was freaked out by it.
00:16:51Well, here's the problem.
00:16:53We have all the calls in and out.
00:16:55And the whole building didn't get a single call all night.
00:16:58So?
00:16:59So why would Alex make something like that up?
00:17:02I don't know. Ask Alex.
00:17:06Fine.
00:17:08So who was this mystery caller?
00:17:10I mean, did they say anything?
00:17:12Nothing. He didn't say a word.
00:17:15He didn't say a single word?
00:17:18Nothing.
00:17:25And how did you know it was a he?
00:17:27What?
00:17:29You said he didn't say one word.
00:17:31Would you like me to play the tape back?
00:17:34It's what Alex said.
00:17:36Really?
00:17:38If you don't believe me, again, you can ask Alex.
00:18:04Jayna?
00:18:35Mike?
00:18:37Is that you?
00:19:04Surprise!
00:19:06Wait. What's going on?
00:19:08Surprise, gorgeous.
00:19:10We got this huge party for you.
00:19:12We got drinks. We got friends.
00:19:14We got cake. We got anything that you want.
00:19:16What? What?
00:19:19For your last-minute private birthday party.
00:19:22Well, your birthday party.
00:19:24Wait.
00:19:26But you realize my birthday isn't for, like, a whole two weeks, right?
00:19:29Yeah, well, if we did it then,
00:19:31Yeah, well, if we did it then,
00:19:33then it wouldn't have been a surprise.
00:19:35You guys are...
00:19:37You are crazy.
00:19:39But, Jackie, your birthday is before mine.
00:19:41Mm-hmm.
00:19:46Um, thank you.
00:19:48I just... I can't believe you guys picked here, of all places.
00:19:51Well, you know, we had most of our collective birthdays here as kids,
00:19:54and seeing as you're saying goodbye to childhood,
00:19:56I figured it just made sense.
00:19:58Hey, I said you prefer a strip club.
00:20:00Any excuse to go to a strip club, right, Paul?
00:20:02Hey, you were into it.
00:20:04Is that keeping it a secret?
00:20:06Um, well, that is very dramatic, Ryan,
00:20:09but, I don't know, also kind of true.
00:20:11Hi.
00:20:13Alex, seriously, you're the best of us.
00:20:16You deserve the best party that we can throw.
00:20:20And you guys got Marcus to come out.
00:20:22Yeah, I mean, well, it's kind of his idea, but...
00:20:26But, you know, if I really am a birthday girl,
00:20:29maybe, I don't know, you can get me a real drink?
00:20:32On it.
00:20:34Thank God. I need another shot.
00:20:36I think you're good. I think you've had enough.
00:20:39This was really sweet of you.
00:20:45Well, I promised you I would.
00:20:48What?
00:20:50Remember? On our eighth birthday,
00:20:52On our eighth birthday,
00:20:54you said we'd have all our birthdays here?
00:20:57Oh, my God, yeah, no, we did.
00:21:00I love that you remember that.
00:21:03And, um, thank you for bringing everyone.
00:21:06Hey, Ryan's triple rye and whiskey
00:21:08is coming right up just for you.
00:21:13Oh, I didn't invite Ryan.
00:21:15Just for you?
00:21:17Yeah, no, I, uh, I kind of figured he invited himself.
00:21:20Could have been worse.
00:21:22He wanted to bring the whole hockey team.
00:21:25What can I say, man? I like to party, all right?
00:21:28Okay, birthday girl, let's cut this cake.
00:21:31Um, okay.
00:21:33Who and why?
00:21:36Well, it's a cake.
00:21:38You said I could pick one.
00:21:40Paul will literally put anything in his mouth.
00:21:43Oh, okay, yeah, I wish I never had that imagery.
00:21:48Whoo!
00:21:50Happy birthday!
00:21:56Right, ow, drinking game, let's do this right now.
00:21:59We just got here. Give her a minute.
00:22:01Oh, my gosh, guys, it's a law when you start the party...
00:22:04Yeah, it's in no way a law.
00:22:06Dude, shut up, you wankstain.
00:22:08Oh, chill, juicehead.
00:22:10How about we let the birthday girl decide?
00:22:12Okay, okay, okay.
00:22:15You know, I think I know just the game.
00:22:20All right, let me show you how it's fucking done.
00:22:22Get out of the way here. Boom!
00:22:24Motherfucker!
00:22:28We get it.
00:22:30Bunch of kids taking advantage, drinking too much,
00:22:33fucking around with a good excuse of a birthday.
00:22:36But everyone was in the same room, right?
00:22:41Is that a yes for the tape?
00:22:46Yes.
00:22:48Thanks.
00:22:50But help me out. You're getting along.
00:22:52You're all friends.
00:22:54So why did you guys split up?
00:22:57Split up?
00:22:59The group separated a little.
00:23:02Yeah, it's a party. We're not gonna sit in a circle.
00:23:06Why not?
00:23:08Because we're not nine years old.
00:23:10I'm sure you boys have heard of group dynamics.
00:23:12Those existing groups of close friends, too.
00:23:14Yeah, we know what that is.
00:23:16Oh, thank God.
00:23:18And what it means.
00:23:20Someone didn't like someone.
00:23:22And another word for that is motive.
00:23:24And I'm sure you've heard of that word.
00:23:26Even if you're a nine-year-old.
00:23:28So?
00:23:30So who didn't like who? And why?
00:23:33Danny.
00:23:37All right. We're listening.
00:23:54Too much for you?
00:23:56I like the game.
00:23:59I like the game.
00:24:01Until Ryan decides to make it an actual competition.
00:24:04He's intense.
00:24:06Fuck!
00:24:08Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:24:10All right, let's try again.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:18If by intense, you mean
00:24:20a boy most likely to kill someone in a road rage accident?
00:24:23He means well.
00:24:26He means to get her drunk.
00:24:28Eh, same thing.
00:24:30It's really not.
00:24:32Hey, it's not a bad tactic.
00:24:35Think you'll enjoy jail, Paul?
00:24:37Hard to say.
00:24:42Come find me.
00:24:44Come find me.
00:24:46Look at what you're looking for.
00:24:49Fuck!
00:24:53What? She's not drunk?
00:24:55Well, she was a bit of a whore.
00:24:57So you know what?
00:24:59She's actually perfect for you, Paul.
00:25:01Well, ladies, gentlemen, excuse me.
00:25:05I'll be right back.
00:25:09Manny's dead.
00:25:11What?
00:25:13Like if he was in a horror movie.
00:25:15He'd never say,
00:25:17I'll be right back.
00:25:19Because then you don't.
00:25:22You just die.
00:25:24You know, I used to think you were just a little quirky, but...
00:25:27Total serial killer vibes, right?
00:25:30Yes.
00:25:32Totally.
00:25:34Danny, stop smoking in here.
00:25:36It's vape.
00:25:38Fuck!
00:25:40Okay, one more time.
00:25:42Hold it, right back.
00:25:44That's what I'm fucking talking about.
00:25:46Did you see that motherfucking shit?
00:25:49Fuck you.
00:25:51Let's fucking go.
00:25:53Wait.
00:25:55Marcus?
00:25:57What?
00:25:58Well, someone said Marcus was a serial killer.
00:26:00They said he had serial killer vibes.
00:26:03Really?
00:26:04It was a joke.
00:26:06It's not when there's a bunch of dead bodies.
00:26:08Surely Marcus isn't a suspect, given what happened?
00:26:12We didn't think so, but should we be thinking that?
00:26:16I'm not going to tell you what to think.
00:26:20You weren't there, so I'm assuming somebody told you.
00:26:23Yes.
00:26:25Who?
00:26:27One of the girls.
00:26:28Which one?
00:26:31One of the dead ones.
00:26:33You feel a little obstructed.
00:26:35Funny, because I'm trying to tell you what happened, and you keep stopping me.
00:26:40Go on, Rebecca.
00:26:52Come and find me.
00:27:09Fuck.
00:27:15Y'all ready to watch this shit?
00:27:16Watch this.
00:27:17Oh, yeah.
00:27:18Here we go.
00:27:19Fucking...
00:27:20Fuck.
00:27:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:22If my boss sees that, he's going to kill me.
00:27:24Relax.
00:27:25We are the private party.
00:27:26No, he thinks we're eight kids, and he definitely doesn't think I'm drinking,
00:27:31and he's definitely going to fire me if he ever finds out, so...
00:27:34Oh, yeah, dude.
00:27:35No, yeah.
00:27:36Oh, you bet your fucking ass it is, dude.
00:27:38Yeah.
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Just get him here and consider it done.
00:27:42What's the deal with this guy Marcus?
00:27:44He's a douchebag.
00:27:45So we're roughing him up because he's a douchebag?
00:27:48Well, not just that.
00:27:50He's kind of talking to our boy's girl.
00:27:52Well, he's talking to Jennifer.
00:27:53No.
00:27:54No.
00:27:55No, not his main.
00:27:56No, no.
00:27:57He's talking to his backup chick.
00:27:58Oh, he is a douche.
00:28:00Yeah.
00:28:01What kind of guy hits on another guy's backup girl?
00:28:05Only mindless douchebags.
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:11Where are they?
00:28:13Funhaven.
00:28:14Oh, that's Tim Collins' place.
00:28:15Who's Tim Collins?
00:28:16He's our old captain from the 90s.
00:28:19He's one of us.
00:28:20Nice.
00:28:21Yeah.
00:28:22He took a few pucks to the head, though.
00:28:29Hazing?
00:28:30Several of Ryan's hockey teammates said that he wanted a few guys to teach Marcus a lesson.
00:28:35A lesson in what?
00:28:37In who deserved Alex's affection, I guess.
00:28:40So, bullies, you mean?
00:28:44Apparently.
00:28:46I didn't know about that.
00:28:48Is that who did this?
00:28:49No.
00:28:51I don't understand.
00:28:52It wasn't them.
00:28:54Because the boys that volunteered for that little mission didn't make it to the funhouse.
00:28:58What happened to them?
00:28:59Oh, you don't know?
00:29:01Why would I know?
00:29:02Well, you seem to know just about everything else.
00:29:04Everything that happened inside Funhaus?
00:29:07Just thought we'd ask.
00:29:09So, what happened to them?
00:29:12Another few dead bodies to add to the pile.
00:29:16Well, you know what they say about bullies, Detective.
00:29:19What's that?
00:29:20They only respond to strength.
00:29:29Okay, yeah. I'll talk to you later, man. Okay.
00:29:33Hey.
00:29:34What's up?
00:29:35No phones.
00:29:37Oh. Oh, yeah.
00:29:39Yeah. Hey, you know what?
00:29:41Yeah, let's be a team sport, everybody.
00:29:43Phones in the bag. Right now.
00:29:45Actually, my mom might need to call me.
00:29:49Phone. Bag. Now.
00:29:50Right here. Come on.
00:29:51No, Ryan, if he needs to keep his phone, he can.
00:29:56You know what?
00:29:58No.
00:29:59She'll be fine for a few hours.
00:30:01Phone. Phone.
00:30:03Where, uh, where's Polly and Jackie?
00:30:06Whatever they're doing does not involve their phones.
00:30:09It probably does.
00:30:10Ew.
00:30:13I like this. The no phones.
00:30:15Yeah, that's old school.
00:30:16Yeah.
00:30:18Oh, and let's make it interesting.
00:30:20First one to go for their phones has to buy a round of drinks.
00:30:23Hmm. Speaking of shots, come here. I want to show you something.
00:30:26Wait.
00:30:27Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink.
00:30:29Oh, look, an accord.
00:30:30Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink.
00:30:31Come on, Blake.
00:30:34You want to play?
00:30:35Sure.
00:30:36Becca, take a day off from hating everything.
00:30:38I'm not.
00:30:39It's true, babe. Would it kill you to smile?
00:30:42Just, like, think of something you love.
00:30:50Oh, wow.
00:30:53Shut up.
00:30:54Hey, it's fine. We all love something we can't have.
00:30:59Yeah, well, we can't have a drink.
00:31:01Yes, we can.
00:31:15Wait. Hold on. Do you have protection?
00:31:18I don't have any.
00:31:20Relax. I'm clean.
00:31:22Well, I might not be.
00:31:24You know what?
00:31:27You're unbelievable.
00:31:38Hello?
00:31:39It's nothing.
00:31:43Stop. Stop.
00:31:44Who's there?
00:31:53Fuck!
00:31:56I did it.
00:31:57Well, looks like the boys are buying the drinks all night.
00:32:00Rematch, now.
00:32:01Do we look stupid?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03We already won with more to gain.
00:32:05A bet is a bet.
00:32:06They got us.
00:32:07Let's do the honorable thing and not be sore losers.
00:32:11Oh, fuck that, man.
00:32:14I mean, guys.
00:32:15All right?
00:32:16Good game.
00:32:17Smooth, Ryan.
00:32:23Wait. I thought Marcus had a crush on Alex.
00:32:28A lot of people had a crush on Alex.
00:32:30Who else had a cru...
00:32:33Oh.
00:32:35I see.
00:32:36Well, we didn't...
00:32:39I didn't mean to assume your sexual orientation was...
00:32:43I didn't think and...
00:32:45Relax.
00:32:46Jesus Christ.
00:32:47We don't give a shit what you are, what you identify as.
00:32:51The only thing we care about is motive.
00:32:53Why people died.
00:32:55Now, the only thing everyone can agree at is that Alex is at the heart of this thing.
00:32:58So should we be looking at Ryan?
00:33:00I'm not doing your job for you.
00:33:02I didn't...
00:33:03But if you're trying to put Marcus as a suspect,
00:33:05you might as well add Ryan, too, for the exact same reason.
00:33:08And hell, even me.
00:33:10You are a suspect.
00:33:11That's just how we view things.
00:33:13Until we can clear you of any wrongdoings.
00:33:16If.
00:33:17If we can clear you.
00:33:19Oh.
00:33:20So you're the bad cop.
00:33:21Got it.
00:33:22Hey, this is serious.
00:33:24It is.
00:33:27So stop playing childish games.
00:33:31Cheers to a good night.
00:33:33To a good night.
00:33:35Hey, who moved the knife?
00:33:41You good?
00:33:42Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm fine.
00:33:44Sure, Ryan.
00:33:46Buddy, I could out-drink you any day of the week.
00:33:49Sure thing, Ryan.
00:33:53Come again? Fucker.
00:33:55Oh, wait. Um...
00:33:58You know, why don't we go to a real bar?
00:34:01So I can have my first legal drink?
00:34:03Now we're talking.
00:34:05Good timing. We're almost out of vodka.
00:34:07And there will probably be men there, so...
00:34:09Hey!
00:34:10We're men.
00:34:13You're boys.
00:34:14Men?
00:34:15Boys.
00:34:16And boys who are both in love with the same woman.
00:34:21Okay.
00:34:24Let's go?
00:34:25Nope. I'll drive.
00:34:27You will not.
00:34:28Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:34:29Listen, listen, listen, listen.
00:34:31Let's talk, okay?
00:34:32Listen, listen, listen.
00:34:35Me and you.
00:34:36Okay?
00:34:37Let's...
00:34:38Let's drop the act, okay?
00:34:40Listen, the stars wrote it.
00:34:42Everybody wants it.
00:34:43Let's just make it happen.
00:34:44What to happen?
00:34:45Me and you.
00:34:46To be official.
00:34:48I know you've been flirting with me.
00:34:51Am I that obvious?
00:34:53Yeah, but hey.
00:34:54We can work on that, alright?
00:34:55It's alright.
00:34:56Listen, listen.
00:34:57I have had my eye on you for a while.
00:34:59Aren't you with Jennifer right now?
00:35:01Oh, yeah, but that was then.
00:35:02This is now.
00:35:04But then I saw you.
00:35:06Oh, um...
00:35:07Yeah, Ryan, we've known each other since we were nine.
00:35:09You did not just see me.
00:35:10Yeah, but that was...
00:35:11That was different, okay?
00:35:12We were kids back then.
00:35:14And now your body.
00:35:15It's so tight.
00:35:17Okay.
00:35:18Can we talk about this tomorrow?
00:35:20Hey, hey, hey.
00:35:22Don't be afraid to fall for me.
00:35:25I will try my best.
00:35:29But you should know
00:35:31I am still playing around with the idea
00:35:33of whether I'm gay or not, so...
00:35:37Oh!
00:35:39Damn!
00:35:42Oh, that makes sense.
00:35:43Yeah, because you couldn't have...
00:35:45Yeah, it's popular now.
00:35:46Right, okay.
00:35:47Yeah, I get it.
00:35:49Come on.
00:35:50Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:35:52Is that it?
00:35:54I guess so.
00:35:55Are you sure?
00:35:57Yeah.
00:35:59Alright, well...
00:36:01I can't protect you if I'm not your boyfriend.
00:36:03Protect me from what, Ryan?
00:36:06You'll see.
00:36:14Where's Danny?
00:36:16He's in the bathroom.
00:36:17Our phones?
00:36:18I got them.
00:36:37What's wrong?
00:36:38You don't got a key?
00:36:39No, I...
00:36:40I have keys, but...
00:36:41This...
00:36:42This is not how we lock up.
00:36:43This...
00:36:44This isn't ours.
00:36:45I don't get it.
00:36:47Stand aside, cupcake.
00:36:51Fucking Danny.
00:36:52It's Danny, isn't it?
00:36:53It's a fucking birthday prank.
00:36:55No, not Danny.
00:36:56Paul and Jackie do pranks,
00:36:57like, both of them.
00:37:01It's locked.
00:37:02They took our phones.
00:37:05Perfect.
00:37:06Are you sure it's not them?
00:37:07Come find me.
00:37:09Come find me.
00:37:11Come find me.
00:37:12Look at what you're looking for.
00:37:14Jackie, please.
00:37:15Come on.
00:37:16I don't want to play this game.
00:37:17I want to keep drinking.
00:37:19It's my birthday.
00:37:20It's my birthday.
00:37:22Come find me.
00:37:23Look at what you're looking for.
00:37:25Great.
00:37:26Now we have to play their stupid game.
00:37:28There's probably a fire exit here, right?
00:37:30Yeah, you know there is.
00:37:32You do?
00:37:34Yeah.
00:37:35You scared the shit out of me earlier with the mask.
00:37:38Not me.
00:37:39Nor me.
00:37:40Nope.
00:37:41Don't look at me.
00:37:42I don't wear costumes.
00:37:43Well, maybe it was Paul.
00:37:45I guess.
00:37:46Please.
00:37:47Trapping women?
00:37:48That's totally a Paul thing to do.
00:37:56Ah, shit's still locked.
00:37:58Ugh.
00:37:59I even saw him messing with this.
00:38:01Who?
00:38:02Paul.
00:38:03Earlier.
00:38:04Hate to say I told you so.
00:38:07Where the hell have you been?
00:38:09I was in the bathroom.
00:38:10Doing what?
00:38:12Would you like a number?
00:38:13Okay.
00:38:14Anyway.
00:38:15The faster we play their game, the faster we can get out of here and get some real drinks.
00:38:18So...
00:38:20So...
00:38:22Okay, how about this?
00:38:23First person to find our resident sleazy couple doesn't have to pay for a single drink all night.
00:38:29Oh, I am into that idea.
00:38:31Excuse me, buddy.
00:38:32Well, we have to find them, dumbass.
00:38:34Well, where the fuck did they go?
00:38:35Well, if we knew that, we wouldn't have to go looking for them, Ryan.
00:38:37Geez.
00:38:38You need that hockey scholarship.
00:38:40What I need is another beer, thank you very much.
00:38:44I doubt that.
00:38:45What the hell did you just say to me?
00:38:46I said, let's go find them.
00:38:48Jungle gym.
00:38:49That's where they are.
00:38:50Great.
00:38:54You sure?
00:38:56No, not at all.
00:38:57But I needed something to motivate them.
00:39:00I think Ryan will do anything you tell him to.
00:39:02Like, if he wanted to murder a homeless man, just tell him.
00:39:05He's eager.
00:39:06He's all bravado.
00:39:07True.
00:39:10But, you know, it's not a bad thing.
00:39:14How do you mean?
00:39:18Well, he goes for what he wants.
00:39:21To risk it all, not knowing what might happen?
00:39:25Yeah, I kind of like that about him.
00:39:27Yeah, I kind of like that about him.
00:39:31But, you know, it's not him that I like.
00:39:41Can I give you your gift now?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:46Wait, is this some terrible subplot of a 90s slasher film?
00:39:50What?
00:39:52The boy who can't get the girl next door.
00:39:54No, it's not.
00:39:56It sure sounds like a really bad 90s film.
00:40:00I wasn't alive in the 90s.
00:40:01I know your audience.
00:40:03That's right, she wasn't alive in the 90s.
00:40:05But she is now, which is something we can't figure out.
00:40:09So maybe you should know your audience.
00:40:11I know my audience.
00:40:13Then get to the good part.
00:40:15Who saw him first?
00:40:18Who the fuck are these people?
00:40:22I just want a goddamn drink.
00:40:26Shit.
00:40:28Nice.
00:40:32Holy fucking shit, dude.
00:40:36You scared the shit out of me, man.
00:40:37Holy crap.
00:40:38She's going to freak when she sees you.
00:40:44Dude?
00:40:50Jackie?
00:40:52Paul?
00:40:54No one wants to play your game anymore, guys.
00:41:18Not funny, Paul.
00:41:21Let's go.
00:41:23Paul?
00:41:54Fuck.
00:42:16Ryan, you douchebag.
00:42:23Stop digging around.
00:42:38Help! Somebody help me!
00:42:41Stop!
00:42:54Fuck.
00:43:19Where are you taking me?
00:43:20Careful.
00:43:23Oh!
00:43:27Oh, God.
00:43:29Is it food?
00:43:30I love food.
00:43:31Even better.
00:43:33What's better than food?
00:43:36Oh, God. Please don't be naked.
00:43:38I'm not Ryan.
00:43:40No, you're right.
00:43:42I never would have closed my eyes if you were him.
00:43:44Okay.
00:43:47Open.
00:43:49Marcus.
00:43:51Is this...
00:43:52Yes, it is.
00:43:53No way.
00:43:54This is every sour candy from around the world.
00:43:58Are you serious?
00:44:00You remembered?
00:44:01Who would forget?
00:44:02What? Everyone.
00:44:03I always tell them how much I love sour candy.
00:44:06Anyone who really knew you would know.
00:44:08This is all she wants.
00:44:09Anybody who really loves me?
00:44:12Oh.
00:44:13Well...
00:44:15Don't give up.
00:44:16Well...
00:44:18Don't just sit there.
00:44:19Pick a country.
00:44:20Dig in.
00:44:21Okay.
00:44:24Ooh, fishies.
00:44:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:44:28Remember your life as it is now.
00:44:30And go.
00:44:37Oh, my God.
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:40Yeah, you did good.
00:44:42That one has some kick.
00:44:47Um, so...
00:44:50Do I get a birthday wish?
00:44:52Sure.
00:44:58Ask me out.
00:45:01What?
00:45:03If you really want to make my birthday something special,
00:45:06ask me out.
00:45:10Okay.
00:45:13Um...
00:45:16Guys?
00:45:19Guys?
00:45:22What's up?
00:45:24We have a big problem.
00:45:25Like, a serious problem.
00:45:27Yeah, well, are you okay?
00:45:30It's blood.
00:45:31Not my blood.
00:45:32Ryan's gone absolutely nuts.
00:45:34It's probably just my...
00:45:36No, listen to me.
00:45:37He's gone completely nuts.
00:45:38There's blood all over the jungle gym.
00:45:40Blood?
00:45:42Yes.
00:45:43Is he hurt?
00:45:44No, babe.
00:45:45Not his blood.
00:45:46Like, he murdered someone's blood.
00:45:48Like, he's on a drunken rampage or something.
00:45:51Okay, enough.
00:45:52I'm going to go to the office.
00:45:53I'm going to turn off the music and switch on the light.
00:45:55Good plan.
00:45:56Stay here.
00:45:57What?
00:45:59You want me to come?
00:46:01No, it's okay.
00:46:02We'll get that moment back later.
00:46:07I wish I had my phone or something.
00:46:09Like, he's attacking people?
00:46:11Yes.
00:46:12He swung a knife at me.
00:46:15Okay.
00:46:16We've got to call 911.
00:46:20Hence the phone comment I just made.
00:46:23Landlines.
00:46:39Beep, beep, beep.
00:46:41A call you're trying to reach is dead.
00:46:46Oh, my golly gosh.
00:46:48Look at you.
00:46:49Go find your friends.
00:46:51Then we can all play a game.
00:46:53I'm sick.
00:46:54But this time, if I find any of you, it's game over.
00:47:15Cheers.
00:47:19We should go.
00:47:20Yeah, it's on the next door.
00:47:22Yeah, but I'd rather get in a parking lot than in here.
00:47:25Why?
00:47:26Because if we get him in here, then we might get kicked out.
00:47:29Then we have to find some arrows to drink.
00:47:33That's smart.
00:47:34See, that's actually smart.
00:47:37Oh.
00:47:38Oh, come on.
00:47:40What is that?
00:47:41Wow.
00:47:42Look who arrived early.
00:47:44He thinks this is some sort of costume party.
00:47:51Jeez, this is going to be easy.
00:47:53I think Buddy here's on the spectrum or something.
00:47:56So we really can't do what Ryan's asking.
00:47:59So let's make this clear.
00:48:01Stay the fuck away from Alex.
00:48:06Hey, Buddy, are you listening?
00:48:07Are you listening?
00:48:13So you got it. You're going to stay away.
00:48:19Excuse me?
00:48:21You think this is a joke?
00:48:24This fucking guy.
00:48:26Stay the fuck away from Alex, you hear me?
00:48:33I don't believe it.
00:48:37Well, there's another way we can go about this.
00:48:39If you're really having difficulty understanding,
00:48:42is that what you want?
00:48:56Yo, man.
00:48:57Yo, we were just kidding around.
00:49:01There's no need to do anything else.
00:49:08Fuck.
00:49:15Well?
00:49:16No doubt, honey.
00:49:18There's probably one at reception.
00:49:19No, let's wait for Alex.
00:49:23You okay?
00:49:24No, did you see him?
00:49:25No, and we don't want to.
00:49:28Flashlights?
00:49:29Yeah, I couldn't get the power on, the lights on,
00:49:32and I think the power's off in most of the building.
00:49:34Fire exit?
00:49:35Yes, fire exit. Let's go.
00:49:38Shit.
00:50:02What?
00:50:03Hey, whoa, whoa, what's going on?
00:50:04What's going on?
00:50:06Turn it off.
00:50:08Turn it off.
00:50:10Brian, turn it off.
00:50:11Turn it off!
00:50:17I'm too high for this.
00:50:18I'm too high for this.
00:50:19I'm too high for this.
00:50:20Turn it off.
00:50:22Turn it off.
00:50:23I'm way too high for this.
00:50:24I'm way too high for this.
00:50:25I'm way too high for this.
00:50:26I'm way too high for this.
00:50:27I'm way too high for this.
00:50:28I'm way too high for this.
00:50:29Get me the fuck off him, Brian!
00:50:31Turn it off.
00:50:32Turn it off!
00:50:37Holy fuck.
00:50:40Yeah, we have a serious problem here.
00:50:42What the hell?
00:50:44Are they dead?
00:50:45Yeah, Maria.
00:50:46They look pretty fucking dead.
00:50:48Brian's lost it.
00:50:49Like, why would he do this?
00:50:51Not even steroids.
00:50:53That's it?
00:50:54Drugs and alcohol?
00:50:55And the fact that you wouldn't hook up with him?
00:50:57Oh, great idea.
00:50:58Yeah, I'll go find him now that he's murdering people.
00:51:00It's a little late now.
00:51:03Let me try the door one more time.
00:51:05Oh, right.
00:51:06Because it's going to be less locked this time.
00:51:18Brian!
00:51:19Brian!
00:51:20Turn it off!
00:51:21Turn it off!
00:51:32Brian!
00:51:56What was that?
00:51:57Was that Danny?
00:51:58I think so.
00:52:00Fuck! Shit!
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:02What? Do you have a fucking plan?
00:52:04Yes, I got a plan.
00:52:05Don't panic.
00:52:07What's the plan?
00:52:09To...
00:52:10not panic.
00:52:11Oh, my fucking God! Alex!
00:52:13Okay, um...
00:52:14Well, we clearly need to get out of here.
00:52:16We can break the glass.
00:52:17We can find something to break the glass with.
00:52:18No, don't make too much noise. He'll hear us.
00:52:20Well, be quick about it.
00:52:21I'll get something.
00:52:22Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:24We all go together.
00:52:26Exactly.
00:52:27Why?
00:52:28Haven't you seen any horror film ever?
00:52:30No, Marcus.
00:52:31I have a sex life.
00:52:32Okay, if we split up, we're dead.
00:52:34All right?
00:52:35We stick together.
00:52:36Exactly.
00:52:37How are you two not fucking already?
00:53:00Shit.
00:53:02Shit.
00:53:28Shit, this thing's realistic.
00:53:30Or am I actually drunk?
00:54:01Guys, like, really, fuck off.
00:54:04This isn't funny.
00:54:31Oh, forgive me, sweetheart,
00:54:33but seeing as this is a time when people started dying,
00:54:36how did you see or know about it if you weren't in the room?
00:54:39And where exactly were you?
00:54:42I was in Lasertag.
00:54:44So how did you know what was going on?
00:54:45Because the office had CCTV, and I saw it from there.
00:54:48But you were in Lasertag.
00:54:49It was there before.
00:54:50I went after.
00:54:51After you saw it?
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:53I was in Lasertag.
00:54:54I was in Lasertag.
00:54:55I was in Lasertag.
00:54:56I was in Lasertag.
00:54:57I was in Lasertag.
00:54:58I was in Lasertag.
00:54:59After you saw a maniac with a knife,
00:55:01you just went on your way looking?
00:55:02I thought it was a game from Paul and Jackie.
00:55:05Right.
00:55:06What's the issue?
00:55:08Our issue is this.
00:55:12Somebody wiped all the CCTV footage.
00:55:15I guess you were near the office, right?
00:55:19I'm not technical.
00:55:22No, but you were near the CCTV footage.
00:55:25I was in Lasertag.
00:55:26That's where I saw him.
00:55:30I thought you saw him in the jungle gym.
00:55:32He moved from place to place impossibly quickly.
00:55:36So you're in Lasertag.
00:55:38Can anyone back that up?
00:55:41Yes.
00:55:42Danny.
00:55:44Well, that's helpful.
00:55:45It's true.
00:55:48That just makes you the last person to confirm they saw Danny alive.
00:55:51I had no control over what happened to him.
00:55:53I tried to save him.
00:55:55How?
00:55:56I told him to run.
00:55:57Well, I guess he wasn't very fast.
00:56:10Danny.
00:56:11Jesus.
00:56:12Are you okay?
00:56:13There's someone in here with him.
00:56:14There's somebody in here.
00:56:15We have to get the fuck out of here right now.
00:56:20Are you fucking kidding me?
00:56:22How the fuck did Ryan get outside?
00:56:24Are we sure that's Ryan?
00:56:25Well, yeah.
00:56:26He's wearing that jersey and that stupid fucking mask.
00:56:29Vintage.
00:56:30It's a 1928 Mickey.
00:56:32Tell him to shut up.
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:34Marcus.
00:56:36How?
00:56:37He's got the whole fucking team in on it.
00:56:40Like some cult shit.
00:56:41Yeah, well, he's not moving.
00:56:43So?
00:56:45So they want us inside.
00:56:47They want to trap us.
00:56:50You get that bit?
00:56:52Does it work?
00:56:53Not sure what I'd say anyways.
00:56:55Hey, 911.
00:56:56There's a guy dressed as Mickey Mouse trying to kill us.
00:56:58Ha ha.
00:56:59Funny.
00:57:00It wasn't a joke.
00:57:01You're so silly.
00:57:03Ready or not, I'm coming to find you.
00:57:09Okay, focus.
00:57:10This is some sort of game, right?
00:57:12A ritual or something?
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:15Okay, and...
00:57:17We can't call out.
00:57:18The lines are dead.
00:57:19We don't have our phones.
00:57:20We don't have our phones.
00:57:21We can't call out.
00:57:22The lines are dead.
00:57:23We don't have our phones.
00:57:24But you guys, we need help.
00:57:26Fire Brigade.
00:57:27No, dumbass.
00:57:28The phones don't work.
00:57:29We don't need phones.
00:57:30The alarm will bring them here automatically.
00:57:39Where is it?
00:57:40Yes.
00:57:41No, I'll do it.
00:57:42No.
00:57:43All together, remember?
00:57:44No, you have to stay here to silence it.
00:57:46Okay.
00:57:47What about the others?
00:57:49Use the loudspeaker and tell them to go to the roof.
00:57:51There's only one way up.
00:57:52We'll barricade the entrance.
00:57:54The Fire Brigade will be here in max 15 minutes.
00:57:57Got it.
00:57:58Got it.
00:58:02He's gone.
00:58:04Oh no, he's out there for sure.
00:58:08He moves quick.
00:58:10Too quick.
00:58:12What do you mean?
00:58:14I don't know yet.
00:58:15Okay, this is stressful.
00:58:16Sudoku, let's be less cryptic.
00:58:18Sorry.
00:58:21Why did I get stuck with you?
00:58:22I'm too pretty for this.
00:58:26Can you even run in those?
00:58:28Take them off.
00:58:47Did you see him?
00:58:48Yes, I saw him.
00:58:49Who is he?
00:58:50I don't know who it is.
00:58:51It doesn't matter.
00:58:52Let's get the fuck out of here and we'll figure that out after, okay?
00:58:53Okay.
00:58:54We gotta go.
00:58:55Three, two, one.
00:58:56Just do it already.
00:58:57Hurry.
00:58:58Oh shit.
00:58:59Oh shit.
00:59:00Oh shit.
00:59:01Oh shit.
00:59:02Oh shit.
00:59:03Oh shit.
00:59:04Oh shit.
00:59:05Oh shit.
00:59:06Oh shit.
00:59:07Oh shit.
00:59:08Oh shit.
00:59:09Oh shit.
00:59:10Oh shit.
00:59:11Oh shit.
00:59:12Oh shit.
00:59:13Oh shit.
00:59:14Oh shit.
00:59:15Oh shit.
00:59:16Gemma!
00:59:17Gemma!
00:59:18Dan and Becca!
00:59:19Ryan's gone nuts and he's killing people!
00:59:21Head for the roof!
00:59:33Al, there you are.
00:59:35Where is everybody?
00:59:38What?
00:59:40Are you high?
00:59:41What did I miss?
00:59:45What?
01:00:08Okay, let's just make a run for it.
01:00:10We're going nowhere without Alex.
01:00:13Okay, we get it.
01:00:14You're in love with her.
01:00:17Fuck.
01:00:18He's in laser tag.
01:00:20And so is Danny and Becca.
01:00:24Fuck.
01:00:25Well, fucking tell them!
01:00:26Danny, he's coming at you!
01:00:28Oh shit!
01:00:30On your left!
01:00:31This way.
01:00:35Run!
01:00:37Okay, well?
01:00:40I lost them.
01:00:42Which way are they heading?
01:00:44This way.
01:00:45Okay, let's go!
01:00:48We gotta go.
01:00:52Fuck!
01:00:53Becca!
01:00:55No.
01:00:56No.
01:00:58Becca!
01:01:01Go!
01:01:02Run!
01:01:04He is a run rabbit.
01:01:06Run.
01:01:07Fuck this.
01:01:12No.
01:01:13No.
01:01:14No.
01:01:16No.
01:01:17No.
01:01:34So you watched Danny get stabbed.
01:01:37In the head.
01:01:38That's what I just said.
01:01:39And you got away.
01:01:41Not exactly.
01:01:42Well, surely not.
01:01:44Not when he cut your ankle half open.
01:01:46I didn't forget.
01:01:47Lucky, though.
01:01:49Let me cut your ankle half open and see how lucky you feel.
01:01:51Well, I'm just saying, he stabbed Danny in the head.
01:01:54But good job he avoided every major organ when it came to you.
01:02:04He's in laser tag.
01:02:05No, he was just in the office with Jem and me.
01:02:07More than one, right?
01:02:09Wait, no.
01:02:11I know this sounds crazy, but he vanished.
01:02:13Like, right in front of my eyes.
01:02:15I dropped my flashlight and when I picked it up, he was gone.
01:02:17What?
01:02:18Like he can teleport?
01:02:20Yes, I know that sounds crazy.
01:02:22No, it's not crazy.
01:02:24A guy dressed as Mickey Mouse is killing us.
01:02:26Teleportation is still very much on the table.
01:02:29But it tells us one thing.
01:02:31What?
01:02:32He's alone.
01:02:33She's just much quicker than us.
01:02:37Where's Jemma?
01:02:40I don't know.
01:02:43Danny and Becca?
01:02:48Okay, I tripped the fire alarm. They should be here soon.
01:02:51How long?
01:02:52Ten minutes?
01:02:53That's too long to be stuck in here.
01:02:56The roof.
01:02:57Yeah, yes, the roof.
01:02:59And how did you escape again?
01:03:00I didn't.
01:03:02He let you go?
01:03:03He got distracted.
01:03:05By what?
01:03:09Someone we almost forgot about.
01:03:15We need weapons.
01:03:16Yeah, we're going to find a lot of those here at a kid's play area, Marcus.
01:03:19Well, we need to think of something. Otherwise, we're defenseless.
01:03:22Oh, he seemed to have an uninvited guest.
01:03:25Alex, wait!
01:03:26What?
01:03:28Yeah, he's like completely in love with me already. It's totally disgusting.
01:03:32Listen, put the phone down! Put the phone down, please!
01:03:35Hang up the phone and call 911, please!
01:03:38I was like, dude, I've already stalked you heavily on the socials.
01:03:41I know everything there is to know about you, dickhead.
01:03:44Gina, please!
01:03:45No, Gina, turn around! Please, Gina!
01:03:48Yeah, yeah.
01:03:49She's super pissed. Okay, look, I gotta go. Bye.
01:03:54No, no, no, no!
01:03:56No, no, no, no!
01:03:57No, please!
01:03:58No!
01:03:59No!
01:04:00No!
01:04:07No!
01:04:10No! No!
01:04:14No, Gina!
01:04:32What do you want from us?
01:04:34What do you want, huh?
01:04:36You wanna kill me?
01:04:38Run.
01:04:39Fucking do it already, bitch!
01:04:53Yeah, bullshit. We saw you.
01:04:55Saw me fucking what?
01:04:57What's going on?
01:04:58What do you mean? It's Brian. It's him.
01:05:01It can't be him. I just saw him murdering Gina.
01:05:04I saw one of him. Got the team on it. Right, Ryan?
01:05:08How much did you fuckers drink after I passed out?
01:05:12What the fuck?
01:05:14No, it's not him.
01:05:16Not who?
01:05:18Here is a guy dressed up as Mickey Mouse.
01:05:22Hicking us off one by one.
01:05:24And he can teleport.
01:05:29So you guys did drink a shit ton after I passed out.
01:05:32No, we're not drunk. You went crazy and started killing people.
01:05:35What the fuck are you talking about?
01:05:37So if it wasn't you, it was someone wearing your jersey.
01:05:41Ah. Oh, no. It's...
01:05:44See? It's him.
01:05:45No, it's not me.
01:05:46Yeah, really?
01:05:47Yeah, really.
01:05:48But something. You know something, right?
01:05:50No, I don't know.
01:05:52What?
01:06:03Fuck.
01:06:12Got the whole team on it, Ryan. I know it.
01:06:15No, dude. It's...
01:06:17Listen.
01:06:19I don't fucking know what's happening.
01:06:22But...
01:06:23But what?
01:06:24But I did ask them to hassle you a little bit.
01:06:26Me?
01:06:27Yes, you.
01:06:28Why me?
01:06:29Because she fucking likes you more than me.
01:06:31What the fuck do you think happened?
01:06:32If the boys see me lose to fucking you, are you kidding me?
01:06:34You know what'll happen to me?
01:06:35Well, now one of your boys is murdering us.
01:06:38No.
01:06:39Ryan.
01:06:40Dude, I don't fucking know.
01:06:41Where are our phones?
01:06:42They're in the bag where I left them. Why?
01:06:45It's not him.
01:06:46Why not?
01:06:48You think his dumb ass is masterminding this?
01:06:50Fucking thank you.
01:06:52No.
01:06:54He's not.
01:06:58This is one of your teammates, right, Ryan?
01:07:01Ryan, do something.
01:07:03Yeah, uh...
01:07:04Chad?
01:07:08Sherry?
01:07:10Peter?
01:07:12Is that fucking you?
01:07:14Guys.
01:07:15I'm starting to think this isn't the hockey team.
01:07:17Yeah, this is something else.
01:07:19This is the clown with the fucking magic?
01:07:21It's a mouse.
01:07:22With magic.
01:07:25So what do we do?
01:07:26Kill Ryan.
01:07:27Kill.
01:07:28The fuck did you just say to me?
01:07:29He's not a fucking dog, Marcus.
01:07:34Hey, pal.
01:07:35I'm gonna need a backup for a second here, alright?
01:07:39The light!
01:07:41Fuck.
01:07:58You're not very good at hide-and-seek, because I found you.
01:08:11Fuck.
01:08:19Fuck yeah, Marcus!
01:08:27Stop! Stop!
01:08:29Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:08:34You can't trap me!
01:08:36You can never trap me!
01:08:41Fuck.
01:08:45We need to get out of here.
01:08:46Okay. Okay.
01:08:50Fuck. Come on.
01:08:51Come here, Ryan. Come on. Come on.
01:08:52Come on, Ryan.
01:08:53Come on. Come on.
01:08:57Wait, stop!
01:08:59Fuck!
01:09:01I think that fucker broke my ankle.
01:09:05He's not gonna stop now.
01:09:07And now he's openly facing all of us.
01:09:09Because there's not many of us left.
01:09:11We need to barricade that fucking door.
01:09:13Why? He can teleport, remember?
01:09:15Well, he should have done that before I beat his fucking ass.
01:09:17Beat his ass, Ryan?
01:09:18I got some pretty good shots in. What the fuck did you do?
01:09:21Yeah, you did.
01:09:24No, but the light.
01:09:25Yeah, what is that?
01:09:26He's afraid of it.
01:09:28That's why he attacks it.
01:09:30Yeah, he wounds him. It hurts him or something.
01:09:32I fucking hurt him.
01:09:33No.
01:09:34Yes!
01:09:35Yes, you did.
01:09:36But the light.
01:09:37He doesn't like the light because he can't teleport when it's on him.
01:09:40Yeah, it traps him.
01:09:42Exactly.
01:09:43So why would he be afraid of that?
01:09:45Because when we trap him, we can fucking beat his ass.
01:09:48Yeah, he's got a physical form.
01:09:52So can't we just use another flashlight?
01:09:54No, maybe we can find something better.
01:09:56I don't want to be in here anymore.
01:09:58Can't we just go on the roof or something?
01:10:00I can't exactly use a ladder or stairs right now.
01:10:02Okay, we have to go. He's coming for us.
01:10:04No, we don't.
01:10:07We have to be smart.
01:10:09Right, so...
01:10:10So we gotta be unpredictable.
01:10:13That we should probably think about...
01:10:14What, Ryan? Like, what the fuck?
01:10:18I'm trying to save our lives here.
01:10:20I was gonna fucking agree with you, man.
01:10:23Okay, you're right.
01:10:24Oh, sorry.
01:10:26Yeah, you're right.
01:10:28Oh, sorry.
01:10:30Yeah, we're good.
01:10:32Okay, so what does that mean?
01:10:35We need to go on the offensive, okay?
01:10:37Right.
01:10:38Right.
01:10:40A game of cat and mouse.
01:10:42And the only way to win is to kill that goddamn mouse.
01:10:46So are we doing this shit or what?
01:10:48Doing what?
01:10:49We know this space.
01:10:51We've been coming here since we were five years old.
01:10:54And...
01:10:56We know his weakness.
01:10:58He's just going to attack the light.
01:11:01No.
01:11:02But we can put it somewhere out of reach.
01:11:05So if this guy wants to party...
01:11:08Let's party.
01:11:11We know you're in here.
01:11:14So we're gonna make a deal.
01:11:17One game of hide and seek.
01:11:19You find me in the jungle gym in five minutes.
01:11:22You can do whatever the fuck you want with me.
01:11:25But if we win and you don't...
01:11:28Then you let all of us go.
01:11:32Do we have a game?
01:11:34Ooh, I do love a good game.
01:11:37So let's play.
01:11:39So everyone makes this grand plan to tackle a mass murder.
01:11:43Correct.
01:11:45Because they figured out that he has a weird phobia...
01:11:49Towards a flashlight.
01:11:50Strobe light. Yeah.
01:11:53And see...
01:11:54Even if I did believe that, which I don't...
01:11:57You couldn't have known that.
01:11:59Why?
01:12:01Because you were still in laser tag.
01:12:03That's where the firefighters found you.
01:12:05They told me what happened in the ambulance.
01:12:08In such wonderful detail, too.
01:12:10They did. It's true.
01:12:12I was worried they'd be in shock.
01:12:14Unable to say a single word.
01:12:16Who?
01:12:18Everyone else that survived, Rebecca.
01:12:21They can't seem to speak as to what they experienced.
01:12:24But here you are, narrating the goddamn story.
01:12:28The only one that seems to have got out of this unscathed.
01:12:31Like some sole survivor.
01:12:34And I hate a sole survivor, Rebecca.
01:12:37If you think I came out of this okay, then you really have not been listening.
01:12:52Oh, you found me.
01:12:54But I guess that means I've also found you.
01:12:59Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:13:06Mickey! Mickey, over here!
01:13:18Hey!
01:13:19Hey!
01:13:21Ever played mousetrap?
01:13:28Hit it.
01:13:49Get up!
01:14:00Get up! I'm trying!
01:14:03I'm trying!
01:14:15You're beat.
01:14:17We found your cryptonite.
01:14:20It's the light, isn't it? You can't move, can you?
01:14:27Game over.
01:14:29Game over.
01:14:47Where the hell did he go?
01:14:53He's gone.
01:14:55He's not coming back.
01:14:59That's it?
01:15:00Well, nearly the end.
01:15:03You expect us to buy that this killer can teleport.
01:15:07And you guys defeated him with a strobing flashlight.
01:15:13Rebecca, you don't seem very upset that all your friends are dead.
01:15:17And that's our big problem.
01:15:20Some friend you are.
01:15:33He's not coming back.
01:15:49He's not coming back.
01:16:05I never got to ask her out.
01:16:09And he just cut her head off.
01:16:16And teleported away.
01:16:20And teleported away.
01:16:26What a complete c...
01:16:49And teleported away.
01:16:51And teleported away.
01:16:53And teleported away.
01:16:55And teleported away.
01:16:57And teleported away.
01:16:59And teleported away.
01:17:01And teleported away.
01:17:03And teleported away.
01:17:05And teleported away.
01:17:07And teleported away.
01:17:09And teleported away.
01:17:11And teleported away.
01:17:13And teleported away.
01:17:15And teleported away.
01:17:17And teleported away.
01:17:19And teleported away.
01:17:21And teleported away.
01:17:23And teleported away.
01:17:25And teleported away.
01:17:27And teleported away.
01:17:29And teleported away.
01:17:31And teleported away.
01:17:33And teleported away.
01:17:35And teleported away.
01:17:37And teleported away.
01:17:39And teleported away.
01:17:41And teleported away.
01:17:43And teleported away.
01:17:45We send her to the local PD
01:17:47To use our notes down the local thing again
01:17:49We'll get into mass production
01:17:53So long, so long
01:17:55But we don't need another do we
01:17:57Got enough
01:17:59And we're fucking rich
01:18:11I'm a
01:18:13I'm a
01:18:21I'm a
01:18:23I know exactly how you feel, I'm hearing strange voices, but I can't sleep, I'm having to push on and to flee.
01:18:44I really want it, I want to ride it till it crashes. Military application, a little trial by fire.
01:18:56I want to ride it, I want to ride it till it crashes. Military application, can it make me lose my mind?
01:19:07Can we sell it to the local P.D. to use on their stamina to think it?
01:19:13We'll get it into mass production, solo, solo.
01:19:19But we don't need another dude, we got enough and ain't no more fuckin' need you.
01:19:24Oh, we could fall in love with strangers, it happens every single day.
01:19:30Oh, we could fall in love with strangers, it happens every single day.
01:19:36Oh, we could fall in love with strangers.
01:19:50Come play with me, I have so many people I want you to meet.
01:19:56And we're just getting started.
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