William Guile organizes a team of martial artists to take on a criminal who's stolen a dangerous biological virus.
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00:00One of the greatest martial artists in the world travels the global tournament circuit,
00:08using it to conceal his top-secret mission as leader of an elite group of international
00:13crime fighters known only by their codename, Street Fighters.
00:18The heroic man-beast, Blanka, hard-kicking fighting machine, Chun-Li.
00:26And the team of the most amazing warriors ever seen have joined forces with Guile to
00:37combat the criminal empire of Shadaloo and its superhuman leader, Bison.
00:42They have their own code of honor, discipline, justice, commitment, and together they will
00:50triumph against the forces of evil.
00:57Street Fighters!
01:00Minister, I'm afraid my government is going to insist on concrete goals in Hawaii.
01:06The American public is demanding action.
01:09Of course, Robert. As always, we share a common desire.
01:13But as one of your philosophers said, the devil is in the details.
01:17Guile to Blanka. Any rats in the kitchen?
01:20Sorry to disappoint you, Colonel. It appears this place is having an off night.
02:18Domo arigato. Thank you. Thank you so much.
02:24Kaibutsu! Kaibutsu!
02:29What did you do to that guy?
02:31Saved his skin.
02:33Didn't sound like he was saying thank you.
02:36He called me Kaibutsu. Japanese for monster.
02:44I saved his life and he called me a monster.
02:48Look, if I had a dollar for every jerk on this planet...
02:52I don't blame him, but it doesn't make it any easier to take.
02:56Ah, Therese. You grow lovelier by the day.
03:00Thank you, Lord Vega.
03:02I think perhaps soon your beauty may rival my own.
03:06Oh, no, Lord Vega. Your beauty is unattainable.
03:10How odd is beauty? Today I am lovely, but tomorrow I will be ugly.
03:16Oh, no, Lord Vega. Your beauty is unattainable.
03:20How odd is beauty? Today I am lovely, but tomorrow I will be ugly.
03:25Today I am lovely, but time eats away at my perfection.
03:32Yet you become more beautiful with every passing day.
03:50Vega, the years have been kind.
03:53Go away, bison. I helped you once, but never again.
03:57There is a trade conference in Hawaii whose failure would cause my investments to soar.
04:03There is nothing you could offer me to aid your crimes.
04:06Nothing? Insect, do you think I don't know you and your petty obsessions?
04:12How about eternal youth?
04:15You... you cannot mean it.
04:18That's more like it.
04:21You were asking a lot.
04:24Then there is a way to help him. You know a way.
04:27Maybe. In Blanca's case, nothing can be certain.
04:30Then why not tell him? It's his life. Let him take the risk.
04:34Word is, the serum is rare and experimental.
04:37Even if Blanca were to become normal, he might never be the street fighter he is now.
04:43He's dying inside, and you're talking about the team?
04:46Stop the team. The man needs help.
04:49All right. I'll try.
04:51You'll have one shot at this, and I guarantee nothing.
04:55Thank you, sir.
04:58Meanwhile, you get to go to Honolulu to handle the trade conference terrorists without him.
05:03Favors have their price, Colonel.
05:06You may have just lost your best agent. Perhaps forever.
05:12I... I don't know, Kyle.
05:15I should be there for you when you take on the terrorists.
05:19Are you saying poor little Cammy can't help nice Mr. Guyle against the big, fat terrorists?
05:24No. No. Of course not. I...
05:28Don't worry, Blanca. The team has this one covered.
05:32Buwayiman! After Jamaica, this is the garden spot of the world.
05:37When you get pretty, we all hit the beach.
05:46We are back!
05:52The beach.
05:55Get this bird to Honolulu. We got a hostage mess to clean up.
05:59Oh, Colonel. I just love it when you give me commands.
06:06Our operation may appear primitive, my friend, because above all, I prize not being bothered.
06:12Big machines cost money, and money invites interference.
06:18The Deleon Project was developed to find a means of counteracting aging,
06:23and we think we have with the beta-DHEA hormone.
06:27But your situation is... unique.
06:31That's one way of putting it.
06:33If we can use the new hormone to trick yourselves into trying to return to normal, we have a chance.
06:39But if you were much older, perhaps even six months,
06:43your system would be a poor candidate for this treatment.
06:46Well then, let's not waste any more time.
06:51I like your enthusiasm.
06:53Male, time to send the all-clear signal.
06:56Signal? I... I didn't see any satellite dishes or transmission towers.
07:03Electromagnetic pollution. Funding requisitions.
07:06My old radio works fine, and they hate to bother with it to call back.
07:11As long as the Pentagon occasionally hears we're secure, they leave me and my research in peace.
07:17Yes. How precious, how... fragile is such peace.
07:25I read five trade-talk hostages,
07:28maybe half a dozen boys with nasty attitudes and rather poor tales.
07:32Maybe they're lonely, want to talk.
07:35Then they need to work on their social skills.
07:42What would a fop like Vega want with this kind of attack?
07:45Is Escher sure they decoded that message right?
07:48Escher's right.
07:50Blanca doesn't know what he's missing.
07:53Just lie still.
07:55It took a year and a half to collect this much formula,
07:58and I don't want to lose a single drop.
08:01It is a double dose, but your condition requires it.
08:05Blanca, your first session will take about an hour.
08:08Then, after you, take a short break.
08:11I'll be right back.
08:14It's incredible!
08:16I've never seen such a blood clot in any human body.
08:19This is truly a miracle.
08:22It's a miracle!
08:24You're right.
08:26I'm a miracle.
08:28I'm a miracle.
08:31I'm a miracle.
08:34I'm a miracle.
08:36I'm a miracle.
08:38I'm a miracle.
08:40It's incredible. I've never seen such a dramatic change in anyone.
08:47I feel weak. Is that what you mean?
08:51See for yourself.
08:53Unbelievable. You know, we look good together. Such progress.
09:03But I can barely stand.
09:05You should regain your normal strength in time and just take things slowly for a while.
09:10Doctor, my alteration had given me certain heightened abilities.
09:16Strength, smell, eyesight.
09:20One of them.
09:21Well, none shall remain, of course. Had you not considered this?
09:26Will I still be a Street Fighter? Will I want to be?
09:32When do we finish?
09:34We need to perform the second treatment within the hour to complete the transformation and stabilize it.
09:39Or I'll change back.
09:43No need to worry about that. Why don't you take a nap and we'll wake you when it's time to start.
09:51Gentlemen, nothing less than my eternal beauty is at stake today.
09:57Prepare to fight to the death!
10:04I have come for the Fountain of Youth!
10:07And any fool who opposes me will pay for this life!
10:34I've done it better.
10:57Blanka, are you alright?
10:58I can't seem to do anything.
11:01We should all be such poor fighters. By the way...
11:04Come on, we've got to get out of here. Do you have the formula?
11:08Yes.
11:10Dr. Capone sent me to get you.
11:12I'll go back for him as soon as you're safe.
11:15There's really nothing but your radio to use to signal for help.
11:20What was that?
11:22A pale imitation of what was once a focus of my chi.
11:28Keep it going. Unless we can get to your radio, it's our only chance to get noticed.
11:33I'm going back for the doctor.
11:50Find Dr. Capone and bring him to me.
12:03And what freak of nature is this?
12:06Who has allowed his wretched ugliness into my presence?
12:20No!
12:23I thought you might be the aberration known as Blanka.
12:27But your pathetic skill level convinces me that I must have been mistaken.
12:36How dare you interrupt my work!
12:39Dr. Capone, the pleasure is definitely mine.
12:45I don't care if the problem can't be verified.
12:48Where I come from, smoke means fire, and I've got to get there to put it out ASAP.
12:54It's about Blanka, isn't it?
12:56Of course! What would get Vega off his self-satisfied butt quicker than the promise of eternal youth?
13:02They say they'll start tossing hostages out the window if they don't get the first installment of the ransom in 15 minutes.
13:07Then tell them they'll get their money in 15 minutes.
13:11Peek-a-boo!
13:16This departee don't want to commute!
13:30Flash kick!
13:40Oh, I said your music was hard to take.
13:43No, mon. It rocked them to sleep.
13:46I'm going for Blanka. Come as soon as this mess is cleaned up.
13:52Whoever brings me the formula shall have his weight in gold as reward.
14:01And now, Doctor, since you are so intent on taking your secrets to your grave,
14:07your wish has been granted.
14:10No, wait!
14:12Let him go.
14:14Do you accept my offer?
14:16No, don't do it! You must take the last dose immediately. It is your only chance.
14:21I...
14:23Time's up.
14:32Stop!
14:35Keep your gold. I'll get you the formula.
14:39Such sacrifice would be almost beautiful were it not coming from your freakish face.
14:46Done, then.
14:48The ugly one has ten minutes to bring me the formula, or the old one dies.
15:35Where'd you learn that?
15:37Mid-school?
15:39We must look after ourselves out here.
15:42Anyone care to look after me?
15:44Kyle!
15:46Waiting for you two could take all night.
15:52All right, take this and stay close.
15:55Kyle and I will be right back.
15:59Mary, take this and stay close.
16:02Kyle and I will try to free Dr. Kibuna.
16:05You keep it. If you don't use it in a few minutes...
16:08We may need it to save Kibuna's life.
16:11Can you truly give up what means so much to you?
16:14I don't know.
16:16You saw me before. Could you love me as I was?
16:21I...
16:23Go on ahead. Be ready with the formula if we should need it.
16:26Mom, Kyle, I...
16:27Go!
16:32I thought I'd gotten lucky.
16:36We'll see.
16:42Sonic Boom!
16:57They got your mind.
17:00Oh, I don't think so.
17:02Blanca, I'm sorry.
17:27Blanca!
17:29You weren't planning on using this yourself, were you?
17:36It's unbelievable.
17:38But you're getting more repulsive minute by minute.
17:41Bad luck for you.
17:44You pretend to have a chance against me?
17:49Please try, beast.
17:51It amuses me.
17:54With pleasure.
18:18My face! He touched my face!
18:22Destroy him!
18:26Sonic Boom!
18:30That's Kibuna.
18:32You all have to stop him.
18:35He has Molly.
18:53No!
18:57Get back!
18:59You want the formula?
19:01Choose, monster!
19:03Choose!
19:05Molly!
19:23Sonic Boom!
19:43It will take over a year to create a new batch of the formula.
19:47By then, Blanca's metabolism will be unable to assimilate it.
19:51Keep me posted, Doctor.
19:53If you come up with anything...
19:55That man Vega had a handsome face, but a twisted soul.
20:00But yours, Blanca, is strong and unselfish.
20:04Your face is filled with compassion and life.
20:06And to me, that is the greatest beauty there can ever be.
20:21To be continued...