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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam, it's your boy Kid back at it again, hope you're doing well continuing my journey of
00:15Dad's army with Jonesy Manoring and the rest of the crew what adventures lie on this week's episode
00:20I got to stay tuned to find out but ladies and gentlemen snacks is not included dammit
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00:34Snacks not included. Let's freakin go
00:58Ah
01:03Captain Manoring and the Warmington on sea platoon a bit late on a sergeant major. I understand. They're using their own transport, sir
01:09It's a butcher's van. They've converted an armored car and transport vehicle genius these home guards. Oh, yes, sir
01:15They're very keen as well a bit too keen if you ask me you all right, sir. Hmm. Oh, it's this damn twitch
01:22I've developed I mean
01:24I've been running the school of explosives for every year now
01:26And it wasn't until we started getting home guards here for weekend courses
01:30I got this confounded twitch. You asked me you could do with a spot of leisure
01:33The trouble is they've got no idea of the danger. They're so mad keen. They charge about all over the place
01:39What are these days? They're gonna blow themselves sky-high. I know it. I just know it
01:43I'll never mind sir
01:44This is a lot of the old gold we get in the sooner getting through the course tomorrow and get rid of them the better
01:49Then you'll be able to sleep easy in your bed, sir. All I can say is roll on tomorrow night
01:54Oh
02:16Captain man ring number one to do more we cannot see home guard reporting for duty, sir
02:20Sound Wilson
02:25We we haven't we haven't handled any live grenades before haven't you
02:34No, no, no, I can't remember you know, I don't know which I like best the bayonet or the bomb
02:39I'm fond of them both. Of course. I like Mills bombs best. You know mill. I've always wanted to meet that. Mr
02:45Mills, he must have been a very clever
02:48In 1916 when I was in France, I used to love those bombs over one at a time pin out. Oh
02:54bang
02:55bang
02:57They used to call me the mad bomb, you know
03:00I'm not mad. Really, you know, sir. I'm as sane as you are. Oh, really?
03:07Excuse me. I've got rather a lot to do make yourselves comfortable
03:12He's a bit historical isn't it?
03:15Yeah
03:16Let's go and get our bedding. Well, I think Pike is bringing my stuff in sir. Look
03:22We can't have anybody waiting on us in this platoon. Well, this is a Democratic unit
03:27We eat together sleep together and fight together rank doesn't come into it. Right? He's your bedding uncle Arthur. Oh
03:33Wow in future, you will not wait on sergeant Wilson. We're all equal here. Shall I take it out again Frank?
03:41No, sir, just put it over there. Will you please right mom says you not to walk all over it with your boots on
03:54Got to sleep on the ground have we well, it's over that I'll stand up all night
03:59It won't do my romantics much good. Ah, don't miss a Philly Wally
04:04It'll make your back go straight
04:06My age has already decided which way it wants to go
04:11I
04:13Laugh what is it Frank? Have you seen mr. Snuggly?
04:19Lovely mr. Poe. Mr. Snuggly my teddy
04:29Said she'd put him in. Well, I haven't got
04:32Got to have him. I can't get to sleep without him. Well, I haven't seen him
04:35Well, have a look in your bed practicing there. All right
04:41Anybody see all right. I thought you wanted him. Well, if they seen him, I'd laugh at me wrap him in the towel and Andy
04:49It's like mr. Bean man
04:56Mr.
05:00Mr. Snuggly
05:05My bear my my teddy bear
05:10Can't get off without him
05:21What are you doing Josie make me bed, aren't I you're gonna go strawberries in it
05:28What's not what you put that now on it for? Well, that's for mosquitoes mosquito net
05:34What are you talking about? There's no no mosquitoes here. Yes, silly old duffer. Nobody goes with the bag, doesn't it?
05:40We've been together for 50 years and it don't seem a day too much
05:45Whoa, I was very glad of this net in the Sudan. It doesn't just keep out mosquitoes. It keeps out snakes and all
05:52Blimey, don't tell me snakes. We're trying to get in a bed with you
05:56Snakes, it's cold out in the desert and them snakes. They used to come in and try and snuggling beside you
06:02Hmm. Oh, it's all right. You don't they're not cold and slimy snakes, you know
06:07They're all warm and and soft as one used to come around every night around my attention
06:13Round my mind my net and I what did I call it? Oh, yeah, Charlie
06:17I called him and he was little faces to look in through the net little pathetic look in his eyes as if to say
06:23I'm cold. Let me come in. I never let him in though. I don't like that sort of thing, you know
06:29Yes, yes my tips are settling in thank God good good where you're sleeping yeah
06:42You're not sleeping with the men are you yes. Oh my dear fellow can't have that bad for discipline. Oh
06:51It's not on it's just not on and we often got to stick together
06:56Well, I usually muck in with my chaps, oh my dear face a mistake mistake mistake
06:59Oh, no, where would it all in you take a tip from me you rig up separate quarters for yourself your sergeant
07:06Yeah, that's a good fella. Now. Look, I'll see you later. I'm just gonna get some Connor, right?
07:17Wait to live all gone. Well, I thought I'm going to get some food myself. Yes a little wait till later. This is important
07:23What is I think you and I had better sleep together
07:33Away from the others
07:36Sorry, I don't quite follow you
07:38I've given this a great deal of thought and I've come to the conclusion
07:41It's very bad for discipline to sleep with the Oh ours. Oh, ah, yes, but you said just other people going to eat together
07:46We're all going to sleep together. We're all going to fight together. Yes, but from now on we just eat together and fight together
07:51Give me a hand to put this blanket up
08:01That was a wizard teeth
08:03You're right on it wasn't half bad. You know, I'm doing their very best to make us feel comfortable
08:09That seed cake was nice for me. Unfortunately, I can't eat caraway seeds. They give me indigestion
08:15And why do you bring that bit back with you then? I thought I might eat it later after I've picked the seeds out
08:22Oh
08:31Officers and sergeants
08:36Wonder why mr. Mandarin's done that it's obvious. He's got ideas about his station
08:42He really thinks he is an officer and so he is and there's a little privacy doesn't he sluggish rubbish?
08:49We're a civilian army and he's only holding a wartime Commission
09:00Officers and sergeants only it has a bit strong in it
09:04Mr. Mandarin's not like that as a rule. He usually mucks in with all of us
09:09No, chaps. We have a nice tea. Oh
09:13I think we're gonna be very comfortable here
09:19I'm gonna play some gramophone records. Anybody got any requests?
09:25What about don't fence me in
09:36Yeah, sergeant why
09:38Why is mr. Mandarin gone all toffee-nosed, but I think he
09:42Got the impression that it was bad for discipline for us, you know to sleep with the oars
09:48I
09:56Know what we heard come in here. Well, you I want you to wind the gramophone
10:08Matter was Fraser
10:10Nothing as far as I know, sir. I think his manners very offhand and downright rude once more
10:15I think he's upsetting the others
10:17What makes you say that
10:18Well, I came back from tea. I detected a distinct change in the atmosphere
10:22The men were surly and sullen very sensitive about these things, you know, well, yes
10:26Well, perhaps you've upset them sir. Oh, sir. I've hardly spoken to this as we yet and got here. No, no
10:31Fraser
10:35Don't think he's a communist you
10:37Make you say that sir. Well, there's a look of a communist about him to me
10:48Remember on night duty, he never plays Monopoly with the rest of the men
10:55Very well to laugh
10:57You'll be glad to know you're all off duty until lights out at 2200 hours now
11:01There's a free issue of two pints of beer each in the canteen
11:04I'm not giving you any more because for some mysterious reason
11:07Captain Reid wants you to have a steady hand when you start throwing those bombs about in the morning
11:11Well sergeant major you can tell Captain Reid not to worry we should be there bright and early ready and steady
11:17That should cheer him up no end
11:20two pints break
11:23He says there's two free pints of beer for everyone in the canteen this evening. Oh splendid, right?
11:29Well, we have a convivial evening before we turn in
11:33How about kind of the mist for a drink what what bet well the officers miss of course
11:37I thought we might have showed a peg or two. Oh, well, as a matter of fact, we were just all off to the naffy
11:43My hat come
11:46There's no harm in having the odd drink with the men now and then but you don't want to overdo it
11:51Oh, no, we're only gonna have a couple of pints together
11:53All the other officer will be in the mess. If you don't turn up they'll think you're a bit
11:57odd
11:59No, really, I wouldn't want the thing there. Of course. Hang on a minute. I get my cat wood fellow, right?
12:06I
12:08Say yeah, Wilson. Yeah awful bore, but um, I've got to go and have a drink in the officers mess. Oh, what a shame
12:19No, no, I'm afraid I won't you see if I don't go they'll
12:23Think I'm a bit odd. Okay, and you do understand don't you? Yes, you don't want to look odd do you? No
12:30I
12:35Ask you to come others but
12:38Officers only, you know, well see the chaps have a good time. Won't you? Yes. Yes. She might happen. Well
13:00I
13:02Will have a good time chaps and
13:05Don't do anything I wouldn't do will you come on me, Mary? Oh, he looks pissed
13:11Hanging out of the window as large as life
13:16Now let me introduce you all main wearing
13:19C2 and Richard HQ and Ashley Jones didn't wait for tool. Take your belt off boy. Take your belt
13:25Now, where are we? What are we gonna have same again? Same again? What three large whiskeys if you please?
13:30What are you having main wedding? Well, I have a sweet sherry, please
13:35Sweet sherry, I'm sorry, sir. We only got whiskey
13:39I'm glad to have it to make it for large whiskey. Right, sir
13:44I didn't think I didn't think I could manage a large whiskey. Well, don't tell me you don't drink
13:47Oh, I have a pint of beer after played you down the odd sherry now
13:51Well a spot of whiskey won't do any harm now sit down sit down sit down
13:54It's so damn hard to get these days want to drink it when you can main wearing. Oh, there I go again
14:00Calling your main wearing. You'll call it mannering. Don't you? Yeah, I knew Jeff Hansen part of India called himself Chumlee
14:07Spelt his name Chumlee
14:14We used to call him chili mushrooms
14:16Chili mushrooms!
14:28Cheers everybody
14:38That's me guys, I'm not much of a drinker
14:46I
14:53Said this is the end. No, it isn't. I've got another full bottle. Yep
14:58As soon as I get back
15:00I'm resigning. You can't do that Jeffie your country needs you. I'll be there when I'm needed but
15:06I'm not serving under mannering anymore
15:12Uncle Arthur, what is it Fred? Would you like to finish my beer?
15:17I
15:19Know thank you. No, I'm not really in a drinking mood for some reason. I don't think Captain Manning is to blame
15:26I I think
15:28Captain Square did him a strain as an old member of the platoon. Mr. Fraser. I think you ought to give him another chance
15:34Yeah, yes, Sully old fool
15:37There's no call for you to talk to private Godfrey like that doc. Yeah, there's a Sully old fool calling me old
15:44Well, you are old I'm not as old as you you silly old fool
15:48Silly old fool
15:50I'm not 60 yet
15:53Blimey you told me you tried to relieve General Gordon in cartoon when he was bottled up by the Mad Marty
15:58You must be over 90
16:00I was a boy soldier
16:04Who did they do pin a medal on your neck
16:06Oh
16:10Bungie wrote his Polo Pony right through the mess
16:16Who was asleep at the time went on pulling the bunker
16:26Must keep up must keep up there
16:28Whatever happened to old Bungie? I don't know. I never saw him off there. Oh good chap. Good chap. You
16:35You know his trouble was don't you couldn't leave the little brown girls alone
16:45Remember one night in the mess of jumbled porn
16:51How do you take that you went through it like a lamb good heavens that takes me back
16:55I haven't seen anyone made a cardinal for donkeys years
16:59How how how do you make somebody a cardinal? Oh, well, it was a sort of ceremony
17:03We used to go through in the mess in the old days
17:06What do we have to do? Well, do you want to be made one? I might well
17:11It's all right for us old soldiers, but I I think you might find it a bit much
17:16I don't see why I should
17:18I'd like to be made a cardinal
17:22Well, shall we make him one boys
17:33Here we go, I'll try and put you in the picture so you see how it goes
17:39Now here's to the health of cardinal puff for the first time and you tap the table once
17:46The first thing of your right hand with the first thing of your left hand you stamp your right foot once you stamp your left
17:51Foot once you bang the glass on the table once and you take one thing now
17:56Here's the health of cardinal puff puff for the second time and you tap the table with the first two fingers
18:03Of your right hand twice and the first two fingers of your left hand twice you stamp your right foot twice you stamp your left
18:09Foot twice you have banged the glass on the table twice and you take two drinks
18:17Yes, the health of cardinal puff puff puff for the third and last time
18:23You tap the table with the first second third fingers your right hand twice
18:30With the first second third finger left hand twice
18:33And you stamp your right foot twice
18:38And you bang the glass on the table twice and you take three drinks
18:44Now have you got that
18:50I'll go through it again for you. Now. Yeah
18:55It's commercial traveler he says to the landlady
19:00He says to the landlady
19:02I'm sorry, madam. Would I want no women? He says no. No, I'm sorry. I do not work between Mondays and Fridays
19:17Hey, I know some jokes
19:19I've got tapas in that hand. I'm class. I've got tapas in that hand. How much have I got fourpence. No wrong sixpence
19:28I've got tapas in me pocket
19:36Three three tomatoes going across the desert which one's the cowboy no idea none of them. They're all redskins
19:44Why
19:49Why did the submarine blush yeah, but why'd the submarine blush don't nudge me
19:56Yes, cuz he saw Queen Mary's bottom
20:01I don't think Queen Mary would like that
20:09Sorry
20:12And you bang the glass on the table three times
20:25If you go wrong you've got to drain the glass and go right back to begin it
20:30Right. Oh, no, good luck. Here's the health of Cardinal puff for the first time
20:42You didn't bang the table with the glass once I'll start again. Oh, yeah. I'm so sorry. All right, right. Here's rain the glass
21:03This grace a perfect disgrace
21:05Well, I don't know what's come over Captain Manor in I mean, he's never been like this before
21:09Well, I can tell you when I was at the Sudan there was some terrible carry-ins on in the officers mess
21:15He was absolutely alarming
21:17But I'll tell you one thing if you drunk too much out in that heat I would turn you into a gibbering idiot
21:26Finally you must have knocked a bit back then
21:31Shit face
21:38Oh
22:08I
22:14Should have said
22:18Here's the health of carnal puff puff puff
22:23Not carnal puff puff puff
22:32Here's the health of the office we can
22:38I
22:49Still robbed an operation
22:58See me yeah
23:01But
23:04Here's the hell of the Duchess of York
23:09Who's a friend of carnal puff puff puff puff
23:33Good to see him smile, man
23:38I
23:50Fucked up
24:02Great
24:08I
24:38Mean I'm sorry. Mr. Manning. I thought you was a thuggy
24:55No, quite mistaken Colonel
25:08I
25:21Had to going off at once. It's the Wallingdon sea platoon, sir
25:24I think sergeant Williams is trying to finish him quickly if he's not careful. They'll finish him quickly
25:29They're the maddest of the lot, especially that lunatic Lance Corporal
25:33What's that?
25:36Alright
25:39What time is it 1130, where am I? Oh
25:45Where are my men they're all down in the bombing range I'm giving them electron sticky bombs in 10 minutes time
25:51Oh good. Good. I
25:53I'll come with you. Are you sure you feel up to it? Of course I
25:58Wouldn't miss the bombing for anything
26:00carry on
26:05Haha
26:08Plays a good job
26:13Points of these sticky ball now before we put it to any practical use are there any questions?
26:21Right carry on sergeant major
26:32Your first
26:36Now
26:39You walk smartly up to the tank
26:40Don't run pull the pin out the cover falls off and you press the ball firmly to the side of the tank to which you
26:46Will adhere itself once the glass breaks inside the bomb. You've got exactly 15 seconds to get clear
27:00Right now I want you all to go to the tank with him
27:03So you'll get the end of it and whatever you do, don't run you understand don't run because a you don't want to attract
27:10The attention of the enemy and be you don't want to trip and fall flat in your faces and blow yourselves up
27:24Come on Wilson
27:33Oh
27:50You're next now don't run whatever you do don't run you understand sergeant I shall assume a nonchalant manner
28:03Oh
28:33He killed
28:42Right take it steady and don't fire till I say oh shit mortar right fire
28:56Not bad at all
28:59Next
29:02You nearly finished
29:09We've nearly finished now. Oh, you can move the van off and I give us a signal right? I'll bang on the back
29:20Yes, sir, oh
29:24Shit
29:29I
29:32Think it's broken
29:40Still won't go sir
29:58I
30:28Got some quick hops
30:45Brave as fuck man
30:47Feeding my
30:54Mr. Manning, how did you get there quick stop the van? What stop the van? There's a live grenade in the back
31:17Oh
31:23Penny
31:26It's ain't good
31:37There are 200 grenades in that van
31:40If that law goes up
31:41It'll wreck the power station and put the whole defense of the county out of action you sure of course I'm sure
31:48Oh
31:49Come back, you fool. Come back. Mr. Manning. Thank you. Mrs. Manning and the men
31:58No way
32:07Hands
32:17Oh
32:47A
33:12Man
33:17You
33:32Thank you guys for hanging out what a wacky
33:36Adventure so damn funny and a little bit of intensity as well. So
33:42Who knew mannering plays a great drunk man. This was great. Give me one second
33:46We got to talk about it one second
33:48Ladies and gentlemen number one. Thank you so much for hanging out. I really do appreciate it
33:53Man, this was a great fucking episode edge of my seat
33:57There was a level of intensity there a lot a lot of laughs and crazy fucking moments
34:03Uh, and I guess you can say some cute moments, too
34:07I guess you can say if you know if you're a fan of mr. Bean and shit, you know, we got mr
34:13Snuffles snuggle, whatever, you know, you got pikey with
34:18You know, mr. Snuggles would just hopefully we got the right name right now
34:21But um, it was it was just too funny of a fucking moment there
34:25but you know Wilson came up to bat and
34:27You know, he protected the boy in that situation because you know, he would have probably been the laughingstock
34:33So, you know even the look of mannering's face in that moment, you know was like a Kodak moment
34:39I gotta say this Cardinal Puff game was a crazy fucking game and and and
34:48Captain Square, you know got my boy mannering into a little bit of the hot seat and you know
34:55Frazier's definitely the guy that you don't really want him to be, you know
35:00because this is the same guy that talked shit behind many characters backs and
35:05He's probably he's the first that I would assume that'd be very
35:09Angry, you know with this kind of change of momentum happening here where you know square is telling this guy
35:16Oh, yo, you can't you know, you know once in a while fine. It's okay. Have a drink
35:21But yeah, you got to go with the officers, you know, this is not good for ranking and shit
35:24But you know as weird as this sound and I could be completely wrong
35:28I think that what mannering does, you know with Wilson a lot of times where they're hanging out
35:33I shouldn't think that builds better camaraderie
35:36Then you know
35:38The ranking thing but then at the same time then, you know, then maybe you don't respect the rank
35:43So I think I don't know it's it's it's a juggle, but I think the way mannering runs to show is the right way
35:50For the most part, you know, the guys look up to him and shit like that and mannering had a bravery
35:56And again, we've seen characters be very brave
36:00You know Jonesy's always volunteering
36:03You got Godfrey that saved the day on countless occasions
36:07You know Pike has had great ideas as well in some instances as well
36:12And and mannering has been brave a lot of times to you know
36:17Always showing the guys like what to do and shit. So him, you know worried, you know with the outcome there with Jonesy
36:25They're man. This guy got some quick moves bad
36:28You know mannering drunk as fuck that Cardinal game is gonna be one to remember right there with the three guys laughing
36:36in the scenario there
36:39You know just progressively getting more drunk fucking it up and shit
36:42so I know this may sound weird and maybe that the phrase is incorrect, but
36:48We've seen when we have watched certain shows for example, like ab fab
36:52People would say like Patsy is their spirit animal or something like that on this episode
36:58I'd realize now that I hope we're saying this in the right way
37:04Mannering is my spirit animal. I guess you can say because
37:07The way he is drunk and the guys, you know, the three, you know higher-ranked dudes
37:14We're like laughing at him and shit is the way that stupid is is I'm not much of a drinker and stuff like that
37:22I'm a lightweight. I don't really drink much in general anyway, and I never really had that
37:27Urgency or or will to really want to be drinking and shit like that
37:31I know I look like I drink a lot, but the truth is I don't so
37:36When he's like, you know a sherry or you know, you know, he might have a pint or something, you know
37:42Very, you know low-key not a lot not a lot of drink. So I'm in the same boat
37:47So and when I have drinking more so my friends have laughed at me because I've become a different
37:53I guess a different animal as you can say, I've become much more crazy more. Wow more chaotic
37:58I don't know. It's not it's fun for my friends because they laugh at how stupid I've now
38:03I get even more crazy and stuff like that. So to see him
38:07Jibbering and you know fucking up on the game. This is an interesting game. Okay?
38:13And look, I don't know if it's a real game or not, but man if I was in the army and
38:20It's a way of you know, you know killing some time having a good laugh and shit
38:25You know, I would probably partake in that shit, even though I am NOT a drinker
38:30So to see mannering in this manner was crazy moments there and we also enjoyed the moment
38:38You know when all the regular, you know, all the the crew is on the table everybody's having a laugh
38:42you got Jonesy talking about the Sudan and shit, you know going on rambling on and on his stories and shit and
38:49Talking about you know gibberish and shit. I liked when freaking Walker was like well
38:54You must have had a lot of drinks and shit cuz you always jibbering and shit like that and it is true man
38:59My man's is Jonesy's always jibbering, you know, it's rambling on with some shit like that again my favorite character by far, but
39:08That made it special and shit. And again, this is not the first time that Jonesy gets confused with signals and shit like that
39:15Banged it too hard and shit cuz obviously the you know, the grenade went in there man. I gotta say
39:22You know seeing all this stuff
39:24This this adventure this stories that are going on to me is way better than playing like Call of Duty stories and shit
39:31Yes, I've seen a lot of this stuff used in Call of Duty and battlefield and obviously it throughout history and shit like that
39:38But this shit is exciting to see on the screen
39:41Like I mean, it was just edge of my seat man, like so damn good. So damn good
39:46And yeah, there was a lot of suspense to it an intensity there again the car bit the dog
39:53You know mentoring jumping up him waking up late having a headache each sound getting more crazy
39:59You know, you gotta have a freaking headache as shit, especially the way he drank him coming into the camp
40:05You know, you know not shit over
40:08Freaking, you know Jonesy attacking him again
40:11Again, man
40:12like there's obviously a little bit of recurring things where you know Jonesy's beating the shit out of mentoring for a second if whether you
40:18Got a chokehold now he putting shit over his head man. This is just such a great show
40:23I love this show to pieces. These characters are so damn good
40:26Every single character has their moments Pike you stupid boy, you know giving them the hat again that mr. Snuggles
40:34Hopefully we got the name, right, but it does remind me a little bit of mr. Bean, you know, he can't sleep without it
40:39I loved when he's talking to Wilson and
40:42He's like you make sure you don't put your shoes on this shit
40:45I just envision, you know, Pike's mom being very upset and would whoop his ass
40:50So like, you know all those things that she's not here on the episode
40:54But she's always here in spirit when you know, he's talking with, you know, uncle Arthur and shit
40:59So still love the show so much great stuff, you know, I'm in awe
41:04I'm in awe every time with these characters performances, you know brilliant all around just a show
41:10I look forward to watching week to week. So I hope you guys have enjoyed watching alongside me. I do appreciate that
41:16Thanks for hanging out. Thanks for watching. Don't forget to Like comment subscribe absolutely free to do, you know, shout out to the patrons
41:22Well, thanks for your support. Enjoy your weekend. Thank you for you know, spending part of your day here. I do appreciate it. Peace out