The Story of Tracy Beaker Series 4-01.Return to Sender /Bouncer vs Lol
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00:00I can make my world come true, my dreams will see me through, doesn't matter what may come
00:13my way, believe in now, I will win someday.
00:19Paint? Tracy? Tracy? What are you doing?
00:40Ta-da! What have you done to my living room?
00:45Our living room? Artistic, huh? It looks like an explosion in a paint factory.
00:53Aw, thanks. I mean, let's face it, without me, this place would be on the cover of Boring
00:58Home's monthly. I like boring. Put it back.
01:02But I spent all my pocket money on paint to surprise you!
01:06Well, the surprise bit worked. It was a nice thought.
01:23And I was getting it out of your hair so you could do a Boring Art article.
01:26Look, I'm sorry, but if I don't get it finished today, I'm history.
01:31Hey, why don't you go out with a friend for an hour or two?
01:34I haven't got any. Of course you have. There's all the kids
01:38at the dumping ground for a start. Well, they're not my friends. They haven't
01:42bothered to come and see me since I moved in with you.
01:46You could pop round and see them. They're a new place.
01:49No way. I spent half my life trying to escape from dumping grounds, in case you hadn't noticed.
01:56Tracy, you did invite the kids round to visit you when you left, didn't you?
02:01Of course I did. Bye!
02:04Bye, Tracy! We'll see you soon.
02:07Do come and see us, but don't expect to find us in.
02:11Losers!
02:16I did invite them. Sort of.
02:21Look, I shouldn't be too much longer. Try and find something useful to do.
02:30Well, monsters, welcome to paradise.
02:35Oh, wow, it's a raccoon!
02:40Did you tell Tracy we were moving?
02:42Yeah, she got sent a new address and phone number like everyone else.
02:45They might have lost it. She might go to the old dumping ground looking for us.
02:49Fat chance.
02:50What's that supposed to mean?
02:52Well, she obviously doesn't want to mix with us anymore.
02:54She'll come back to see us by now.
02:56Tracy, it's not like that.
02:58Everybody's like that with care kids.
03:00Oh, you're going to break my heart in a minute!
03:02Come on, let's go upstairs and get our bedrooms.
03:05Tell you what, Clash, I'll let you up on packing for an hour if you want to go round and see Tracy.
03:09She's only round the corner.
03:10Let's go and look at the playground!
03:12I'm going to look at the playground!
03:15I'm going to look at the playground!
03:22Forward.
03:29Now, I know it all looks big and scary, but you'll soon feel at home.
03:33Sid, we're here.
03:41They've come to stay. This is...
03:44Spain.
03:45Chantal.
03:46Rio.
03:47Wellard.
03:49Let's go and get unpacked. Quietly.
03:53Just wait here a moment for me, please.
03:55A quick word in my office.
03:59Duke, staff meeting.
04:03This place is going to be another pushover.
04:06Just like the last four. No challenge.
04:10We'll have them for breakfast.
04:15What we needed was a new care worker. Not more kids.
04:19Especially those kids.
04:21You don't even know them.
04:23I saw them in action once, when I was visiting another care home.
04:30That was enough.
04:31They've got a few behavioural problems.
04:36Well, they were dogs!
04:38They were dogs!
04:40Behavioural problems.
04:43They were dumped on me without warning.
04:45I've got nowhere else to take the poor little mites.
04:48Africa.
04:49No, Australia's further away, and they're used to wrestling crocodiles there.
04:53OK, that's enough. What's done is done.
04:55We can't refuse them care.
04:57Oh, is that it?
04:58Duke, you're overreacting.
04:59They're just children.
05:00Children who need our patience and our guidance,
05:02which, remember, is what we're here to give.
05:05Yes!
05:11Oops.
05:12Careful.
05:16Right, you three.
05:17Patience. Guidance. Remember.
05:20Why don't you pop upstairs and see which rooms are left?
05:25Oh, yuck.
05:29Boring enough for you?
05:31Where did you get that colour?
05:33I mixed up the leftovers. Do you like it?
05:35For goodness sake!
05:37If you're that bored, just give them a call.
05:41I'm not bored.
05:43I'm not bored.
05:45I'm not bored.
05:47I'm not bored.
05:49I'm not bored.
05:51I'm not bored.
05:53I'm not bored.
06:02You're such a wuss.
06:04Me?
06:05What about you?
06:07All right, I'm a wuss too.
06:09Godzilla would be a wuss against the well, lads.
06:12I still get nightmares of the last time we were in care with them.
06:15Well, we're not going to take it anymore, OK?
06:17We're going to stand up to them this time.
06:19We are.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Yeah, we are.
06:22I'm older than them.
06:23I'm bigger.
06:24You can fight in six well lads with your little finger.
06:41Yeah, yeah.
06:43So we're going to go down there and let them know who's in charge in this dumping ground.
06:47They don't stand a chance.
06:49Yeah.
06:53Ah!
06:59What are you doing?
07:05This is a well lads room.
07:07Ha ha, well lads room.
07:09Of course it is.
07:12Sorry, Rio, we're just tidying up for you, yeah?
07:16Oi!
07:22Pass me an egg, Marco.
07:24Pass us an egg, Chantel.
07:29Oops.
07:31Right.
07:33Hey!
07:35Hey, hey!
07:36Ah!
07:37Stop it!
07:38Ah!
07:39Ah!
07:40Ah!
07:41Ah!
07:42Ah!
07:43Hey!
07:44Ah!
07:45Stop it!
07:46Ah!
07:47Get out of the way!
07:48Stop it!
07:49Stop it!
07:54She's beautiful.
07:56She's my favourite.
07:58I had to leave my daddies behind.
08:00Oh.
08:04You can play with this one.
08:06Oh, thanks.
08:07Daddy, are you thirsty?
08:09Would you like a drink?
08:12Daddy's all dirty.
08:14Let's wash him.
08:25Uh-oh, another terrible accident.
08:31Bye-bye, Daddy.
08:33On the desk, thank you, Rio.
08:35Look, you be careful with that crash.
08:42Crash.
08:46That's my computer.
08:48Oh, dear.
08:49No wonder they call him Crash.
08:58Yay!
09:06Cam?
09:09Help?
09:11Help?
09:12Help?
09:13Help?
09:14Help?
09:15Help?
09:23Loser!
09:25Loser!
09:27Loser!
09:30I'm going to watch this one, OK?
09:31Marco, we can watch it later.
09:32I'm trying to set it up.
09:36Hey, what was that for?
09:38Give it back!
09:42Give me those sweets.
09:45Marco, don't!
09:47No!
09:59No-one hits our sister.
10:00You're dead meat.
10:02Crash?
10:04What are you doing?
10:07He hit me.
10:12Crash.
10:20One, two, three.
10:24Oh, get out.
10:26What's the matter with you?
10:28We need to stick together.
10:30Show them what we're made of.
10:31Take control.
10:32Let's get Tracey.
10:33She'll know what to do.
10:34Yeah!
10:35Yeah!
10:36If she can't be bothered to visit us,
10:38she's not going to come and save us now, is she?
10:40But...
10:41Shona lives around the corner.
10:43She'll know what to do.
10:44Yeah!
10:45Yeah!
10:46Yeah!
10:47Yeah!
10:48Yeah!
10:49Yeah!
10:50Yeah!
10:51Yeah!
10:52Yeah!
10:53But...
10:54Shona lives around the corner now.
10:56In that nice, big,
11:00safe, roomy, flat...
11:02Let's go!
11:03Yeah!
11:08Chickens!
11:16Where do you think you're going now?
11:19Sid, you would like to apologise for our behaviour earlier.
11:23It was very...
11:25immature.
11:27Oh.
11:28May we go out in the garden and have a big think
11:30about how we can do better in the future?
11:34Yes, I'm...
11:35I should be OK.
11:41Why am I even more scared now?
11:45724.
11:48725.
11:517...
11:527...
11:53Er, no friends, huh?
11:54Hiya, Tracey.
11:55Listen, if you three little kids have done a bad right,
11:58I don't know how mean you are.
12:01Crash isn't coming.
12:02He thinks you don't like him anymore.
12:05I wasn't looking for Crash.
12:07I just thought I heard the postman.
12:09Yeah.
12:10Er, Tracey?
12:12Can we stay?
12:13Oh, yes!
12:14Oh, well, I am very busy!
12:16Oh, Tracey, seriously, we can't go home?
12:18No!
12:19And Robbie Brown's been taken over by aliens.
12:21Yeah, will you, Tracey?
12:22Come on.
12:23Honestly, there's no escaping from you lot, is there?
12:25No way!
12:39Get him!
12:40And you've left Crash alone with these monsters?
12:43Who are you?
12:44Cowards Incorporated?
12:47Well...
12:49News!
12:50Come on, get down your note, you cowards!
13:01Chicken!
13:02Say, Crash, destroy the weather!
13:04Say, Crash, destroy the weather!
13:06Say, Crash, destroy the weather!
13:08Say, Crash, destroy the weather!
13:10Say, Crash, destroy the weather!
13:13I'm Trace Beaker.
13:14Yeah!
13:15You might have heard of me.
13:18Charge!
13:19Charge!
13:20Charge!
13:24No flipping.
13:25There's plenty more action coming now.
13:29Oh, that's not it, you stupid computer.
13:32Er, earth to Tracey.
13:33It can't hear you.
13:36What's wrong?
13:37I'm trying to find Bouncer a present for his birthday.
13:40But that's tomorrow.
13:41So I can have it delivered in time.
13:43If it wasn't so expensive.
13:46Well, that's 42-inch plasma TVs for you.
13:49I just wanted to get him something special.
13:51Something that none of the other kids would have brought him.
13:54How much have you got to spend?
14:14£3.26.
14:18Leave it with me.
14:19OK.
14:25What are you doing?
14:26Go away.
14:27Touchy.
14:33Lyle.
14:36I've got the new Lincoln Park CD.
14:37Want to come to my room for a listen?
14:39You what?
14:40You're the only other person in this den who likes them.
14:43I suppose you're just more sophisticated.
14:46In and out, it's been said.
14:49So, what's going on?
14:50Well, Bouncer's in there with Sid.
14:52That's the third time this week.
14:54He says it's about his birthday, but he's lying.
14:56How do you know?
14:57Because when he lies, he does this weird kind of flapping thing with his arms.
15:01It's like...
15:02Yeah, thanks, Sid. I think you're over.
15:04Are you listening?
15:05No.
15:06What, you've got something to hide?
15:07No.
15:08Well, what were you talking about then?
15:10Just...
15:12My birthday and stuff.
15:13Well, what sort of stuff?
15:14Stuff.
15:15I don't have to explain myself to you.
15:23OK, what's happening?
15:24Lyle's really mad at Bouncer.
15:26Great, this could be our chance.
15:29To do what?
15:30Take over this place.
15:31We split them up and get the big guy on our side.
15:34We'd be untouchable.
15:35Well, we're lacking this bit of metal.
15:37So, what are these?
15:39Sparrows' kneecaps compared to Bouncer.
15:53You're not sitting with us all then?
15:55Mind your own.
15:57I understand, you've got a right to your privacy.
16:00You're dead right.
16:01I wish other people would get that into their heads.
16:03What was that?
16:04You heard.
16:05So, you're not made up with Bouncer yet?
16:07No.
16:08Not until he tells me what's going on with Sid anyway.
16:10I know exactly how you feel.
16:12Roxy never tells me anything.
16:13It's not how brothers and sisters should treat each other, is it?
16:16No, it's not.
16:17If you've got something to say, say it.
16:20If you've got something to say, say it.
16:22Don't let him get to you.
16:23Keep out of it, you.
16:24Don't take it out on her.
16:25Or what?
16:26Oi, oi, oi, oi!
16:27That's enough!
16:28What's going on?
16:29Don't ask me.
16:30Ask my baby brother.
16:32No.
16:38He'll get over it.
16:50He'll get over it.
16:51He'll get over it.
16:52He'll get over it.
16:53He'll get over it.
16:54He'll get over it.
16:55He'll get over it.
16:56He'll get over it.
16:57He'll get over it.
16:58He'll get over it.
16:59He'll get over it.
17:00He'll get over it.
17:01He'll get over it.
17:02He'll get over it.
17:03He'll get over it.
17:04He'll get over it.
17:05He'll get over it.
17:06He'll get over it.
17:07He'll get over it.
17:08He'll get over it.
17:09He'll get over it.
17:10He'll get over it.
17:11He'll get over it.
17:12He'll get over it.
17:13He'll get over it.
17:14He'll get over it.
17:15He'll get over it.
17:16He'll get over it.
17:17That's the trouble with ordering over the phone.
17:22Do you think anyone will notice?
17:24Either those balloons aren't right or Bounce is older than he looks.
17:28Don't worry.
17:29That's all that I can do.
17:30Well, I could do with a hand putting up this fun team.
17:33Where's Roxy and Chantal and Crash?
17:36What's funny?
17:39Nothing.
17:45Wide load coming through.
18:00What's he doing in there?
18:02Professor Crash is developing a deadly robot which is designed to chase and destroy all
18:08small girls.
18:09Rubbish.
18:10Do you want to see a demonstration?
18:12Yeah.
18:13Are you sure?
18:14Of course.
18:15We're not scared.
18:17Then step back, ladies.
18:20Professor Crash, release the monster.
18:25Destroy all girls.
18:27Destroy all girls.
18:34Destroy all girls.
18:35Destroy all girls.
18:44That should keep them out of the way.
18:47Affirmative, Professor Crash.
18:56Happy birthday!
18:59Happy birthday, Bouncer.
19:01Happy birthday, Bouncer.
19:02I made this.
19:03I made this.
19:04Yes, and we know how.
19:06Happy birthday, Bouncer.
19:09Here's a little something for you.
19:12Thank you, Elaine.
19:13You're welcome.
19:14Thanks, Duke.
19:16What's this?
19:19Wow.
19:21This is great.
19:22Thanks, Roxy.
19:24Oh, that's cool.
19:25Hang on, that's mine.
19:26Shut up.
19:27Why didn't you give him yours?
19:28It's always about you, isn't it?
19:42Isn't there something you want to say to your brother-in-law?
19:45No.
19:46Oh, pardon me.
19:50Not got a card for your brother, then?
19:52Must have slipped my mind, shan't.
19:55That's really mean.
19:57It's all right, Roxy.
19:59Happy birthday!
20:05Okay, is this a birthday or a funeral?
20:09Okay, I can see we're going to need some beaker magic in here.
20:19Okay, well, my present's in the games room.
20:21Be prepared to be seriously amazed.
20:25After you, Roxy.
20:32After you, Chantel.
20:55Thanks, Tracey.
20:57That's amazing.
20:58It's really good.
20:59Happy birthday, Bouncer.
21:09Right then, who wants to play?
21:11Me!
21:12You and me, Chant!
21:14Or does the birthday boy need to ask Sid if that's okay first?
21:17No way.
21:18Game on, bro.
21:24Go!
21:25Go!
21:26Go!
21:27Go!
21:28Yes!
21:29Champion!
21:30I wasn't ready!
21:31What?
21:32No way.
21:33So you're a cheater as well as a liar, is it, Bouncer?
21:35Come on, eh!
21:36Come on!
21:37Come on.
21:38You boys are really going to have to sort this out.
21:40Come on.
21:41Come on, Bouncer.
21:43Come on.
21:44Come on.
21:45Come on.
21:46Come on.
21:47Come on.
21:48Come on.
21:49Come on.
21:50Come on.
21:51Come on.
21:52Sort this out.
21:56Nice work, Beaker.
21:57Proper home wrecker, aren't you?
22:13Yes!
22:14It works!
22:15It works, I tell you!
22:20Oops.
22:23BELL RINGS
22:27Bouncer!
22:30Bouncer!
22:31Hello.
22:32Do you mind?
22:33I made birthday tea at the Wendy house.
22:36It's got better things to do than play at the house with you.
22:39No, it's all right.
22:40Thanks, Hayley.
22:41I'll only be a minute.
22:43SALLY I made cakes and lemonade.
22:50BEN Hey, for me for my birthday? God, thanks. Just get in here, yeah?
22:57SALLY Mm-hm.
22:58BEN Tracy, let us out!
22:59TRACY Not until you two have sorted things out.
23:00BEN I'll kill you, Tracy!
23:01TRACY Not from in there you won't.
23:02BEN This isn't funny!
23:03TRACY Shout all you like, it won't help.
23:04BEN Urgh!
23:05SALLY I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
23:06BEN I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
23:07SALLY I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
23:08BEN I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
23:09SALLY I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
23:10BEN I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
23:11SALLY I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
23:12SALLY I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
23:13TRACY God.
23:14BEN I'm sorry, Tracy.
23:15TRACY I'm sorry, Tracy.
23:16BEN Urgh.
23:17BEN Tracy! Tracy, open the door!
23:18TRACY I'm sorry, Tracy.
23:19BEN Tracy, let us out! Tracy!
23:20TRACY You're well out of order for calling me a cheater
23:22earlier. It was a perfectly good goal.
23:23BEN Like I was talking about the football, you donkey.
23:28BEN Are you still subbing out my chat with Sid?
23:31BEN No, I don't like waiting for your hair bows.
23:32BEN I've told you, we were just talking about my birthday.
23:35BEN Stop lying to me!
23:36BEN Alright. Do you want to know what it's about?
23:40I might be leaving. You happy now?
23:49It's bouncing now.
23:52Might be.
23:54I think you've done enough stirring.
23:57Tracy, I don't know what you mean. I just want to be there for Bouncer.
24:01Really?
24:02He's the first person in this place who's been nice to me.
24:05Truth is, I don't make friends as easily as you.
24:08Are you jealous of me?
24:10Of course. You're the popular, attractive one. Lovely hair.
24:14Oh, I'm really quite touched. Just a second.
24:25What?
24:27Just looking for flying pigs.
24:29You think you're so smart, don't you, Beaker?
24:31Smarter than you, yes.
24:33When are you going to get it through that thick head of yours?
24:35You're nothing around here anymore. I'm queen now.
24:41Cup of tea, queenie.
24:49Now I'm 16.
24:51Sis says I have to start thinking about moving to a halfway house.
24:54What did you just say?
24:56Because I was scared.
24:57Of what?
24:58Of hurting you. We've always been together.
25:00I don't know if you can hack it about me.
25:02Or if I can hack it about you.
25:06So, are you going to go?
25:08I don't know.
25:10I mean, I've got to grow up sometime, haven't I?
25:12I'm 16 and I'm sitting in a windy house.
25:16You should have said something.
25:26Look, whatever you decide to do,
25:29whatever you decide to do,
25:31I'll be right behind you.
25:33Thanks, bro.
25:35And you know I only let you win in a football because it was your birthday.
25:38So you think you can take me on, then?
25:40With one arm unblindfolded?
25:41Rematch!
25:45Bouncer! Bouncer! Bouncer!
25:48What is it? What is it you got?
25:51I don't know.
25:52I've got you a present.
25:53Ta-da!
25:55That's cool.
25:56Go on. A nice one.
25:58A rocket?
25:59What happened to the killer robot?
26:01Yeah.
26:02It's been destroyed!
26:04Thanks, Crash. It's great.
26:06Well, I thought you wanted your birthday to go with a bang.
26:08Can I live it off?
26:09Er, no.
26:10This is your day.
26:18Ready?
26:20Go!
26:29Woo-hoo!
26:34Woo!
26:35Yay! Crash!
26:38Oh.
26:39Whoops.
26:42Crash is a little silly.
26:43There you go.
26:44Crash!
26:45I suppose it's the food that counts.
26:59See you later, Crash.
27:00Later.