The Story of Tracy Beaker Series 5 - 04. Frankelainestein/ Tracys Fantasy
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00:00It must be an easier way to earn pocket money than this.
00:28Make the noodles here!
00:37Coming!
00:39Hello?
00:41Yes.
00:42I tried.
00:44Yes.
00:50Don't worry Elaine, we'll help you.
00:53For a small fee.
00:58Elaine, you alright?
01:00Oh dear.
01:01Alright?
01:03Hi Elaine.
01:04I'm Alice.
01:05You two will be sharing a room.
01:09Oh good, my crystal says you're really nice.
01:12I am going to like it here.
01:14I can feel really positive vibes.
01:24What's up Marco?
01:25Someone hit your spaceship.
01:27It's Mother's Day tomorrow.
01:29I know, but at least you got an essay.
01:32Thanks, but I need a mum.
01:33Me too.
01:34No, I really need a mum.
01:37A Mother's Day special.
01:39A free potted plant for every mum who visits our shop.
01:41You want a potted plant?
01:43And a free inflatable alien for any child with her.
01:47I've wanted an alien for ages.
01:49Can't Mrs Boxer take you?
01:51No, she's in Scotland looking for the Loch Ness Monster.
01:54This person will just have to forget it.
01:56Mums don't exactly grow on trees around here.
02:18So, what did you think of Elaine?
02:21My crystal says she's really nice.
02:23Really?
02:24We all think she's a pain.
02:27Maybe it just needs polishing.
02:33Guess what?
02:34I've got a really wobbly tooth.
02:36Do you think my tooth fairy will find me now I've moved?
02:38Don't worry.
02:39Mike always gives us a pound.
02:42That's really nice of him,
02:44but I'm not sure Will or Heather would like that.
02:54I'm not sure Will or Heather would like that.
03:12Chocolate biscuit?
03:13Lovely.
03:15What have I forgotten?
03:18Oh my, I've lost a new girl!
03:19Chill out Elaine, she's with Mike.
03:21You really need help Elaine.
03:23I know.
03:24Everything just seems to be getting on top of me lately.
03:26I just don't seem to be able to cope anymore.
03:28I'm on a rollercoaster of mayhem and disaster.
03:30Even simple things seem to go perfectly.
03:32Elaine, get a grip and sort your life out
03:34before you completely crack up!
03:53Elaine, stop moaning and sort yourself out!
03:56You're right.
03:58I have to do something.
04:01Thank you Justine, I'm going to change my life.
04:03Go for it.
04:04Say goodbye to the old Elaine and hello to the new...
04:07Where's my coat?
04:12Good morning.
04:14Marco, wake up.
04:17Don't panic.
04:18It's us.
04:20Happy Mama's Day.
04:21Today is your lucky day.
04:23Which mum do you want?
04:24Don't choose him.
04:25He's got a big bum.
04:26Well at least I haven't got hair and legs.
04:29Choose me
04:30and get a lifetime supply of chocolate cakes.
04:32It's up to you Marco Maloney.
04:34Pick your mum and get your alien.
04:37Can't even remember what my mum looks like.
04:40Come on Marco,
04:41we've got to go.
04:44Come on Marco,
04:45we're better than nothing.
04:46Okay.
04:48You're too small,
04:49your clothes are horrible,
04:51you're too scary.
04:53It'll have to be you,
04:55even though you need a shave.
04:57Yes, yes!
05:01Well he didn't choose you lot, did he?
05:07This mirror will balance out the eating in the gang.
05:10Oh, is that good?
05:12Very.
05:14Now let's put the tooth in.
05:17Oh no, don't put it there.
05:18It's really bad feng shui.
05:20Can we put it right in the middle?
05:22So the energy flows smoothly around it.
05:24I want everything to be perfect for Willow Heather.
05:28Oi!
05:29New girl!
05:30Hi, I'm Alice.
05:32What's that pile of junk?
05:34Um, a fairy palace.
05:36Oh great,
05:37another weirdo.
05:38Pardon?
05:39Only babies believe in rubbish like that.
05:41Don't be so mean, Roxy.
05:43Ooh, I'm scared.
05:45Don't set the fairies on me,
05:47they might bite my kneecaps.
05:50Don't worry about her.
05:52She's alright.
05:54She seems quite nice, really.
05:56Maybe she just needs her aura cleansed.
06:05Quick, hide!
06:06Go in the stash, go in the stash, go in the stash!
06:09Elaine Boyack!
06:13It's sorted.
06:15Goodbye!
06:21Is that Elaine?
06:23No.
06:25It can't be.
06:35Good morning, everyone.
06:37Elaine?
06:38The new improved Elaine.
06:40But you look fantastic.
06:42Well, thank you.
06:43After speaking to Justine,
06:45I decided to see a life coach,
06:47which I'm sure you'll agree will benefit us all.
06:50Now, as it's Mother's Day,
06:52inevitably a difficult day for children in care,
06:54I've prepared a few treats.
06:57Enjoy.
06:59My favourite!
07:01Mine too.
07:02Hey, Alice, no fairy cakes.
07:04Nice one, Justine.
07:05Thanks.
07:06I'm a miracle worker.
07:07I've totally transformed the woman.
07:09It'll end in tears.
07:15I don't know if this is such a good idea.
07:17I mean, I just don't feel really very mumsy.
07:21But bouncy, you promised.
07:24OK.
07:25But you lot got to stay outside.
07:27And no peeping.
07:28Mum's the word.
07:29Mum.
07:31And no taking the mickey.
07:34Now, listen carefully, everyone.
07:36I've some important changes to announce.
07:38Firstly, I shall be introducing compulsory fitness sessions.
07:41Cool.
07:42Compulsory.
07:43In your dreams.
07:44A healthy body makes a healthy mind, Roxy.
07:46She'll have to catch me first.
07:50And secondly, I shall be inspecting your bedrooms later on this afternoon.
07:53Cluttered, untidy rooms reflect cluttered, untidy lives.
07:56Unfortunately, pocket money will have to be withheld
07:59until the right attitude is attained.
08:03What?
08:12What?
08:20Here you are, sir.
08:23Can I have an alien, please?
08:25Oh, not you again.
08:27Look, I told you yesterday.
08:29This is a Mother's Day promotion.
08:31Believe it or not, you need to bring your mother.
08:34But I have.
08:40Oh, hello.
08:49How about a nice romantic dinner, sweetheart?
08:52I'm on a diet.
08:53I know a place where they do wonderful salads.
08:56I'm allergic to lettuce.
08:58I take one leaf and I go all puffy, like a big puffy puffball.
09:01It's not a pretty sight, really.
09:03And then there's the 50% chance of me exploding.
09:07Oh, you're funny too.
09:09I like that in a woman.
09:12Well, you wouldn't like my little monkeys.
09:14They come with me wherever I go.
09:29SHE SCREAMS
09:37Mummy, we're hungry.
09:39Can we have some crisps?
09:40Please, Mummy.
09:41No!
09:42What lovely children.
09:44Go on, give us your number.
09:45Oh, come on, children. We really must be leaving now.
09:47Don't be shy. I think you're a lovely lady.
09:50Oi! Get off!
09:52I mean, er...
09:53Oi! Get off!
09:55You're not a woman!
09:56Right, come on. I haven't got time for these silly games.
09:58Out of my shop!
09:59Wait. Please don't be angry.
10:01He's only dressed up cos I haven't got a mum.
10:04What do you mean?
10:05We live in a care home.
10:06Oh, I see.
10:08Well, you should have just told me in the first place.
10:13What?
10:14I still have the alien.
10:17Oh, go on, then.
10:19Thanks.
10:23We don't have mums either.
10:25Yes.
10:32Neither do I.
10:35Er...
10:36I'll have a pot of plant though, if it's all the same.
10:40Thanks, sweetheart.
10:42Recycle, rubbish, recycle, don't need.
10:45This is so empowering, isn't it, Alice?
10:47Um, yes.
10:48Clearing out all this unnecessary baggage.
10:50You're the only unnecessary baggage around, are you?
10:52Yeah. You're rubbish.
10:55How extremely immature.
10:57You don't mind me inspecting your room first, do you, Alice?
11:00Um, no.
11:05Whoa.
11:06This is well spooky.
11:12Where is everything?
11:13And everyone.
11:17I think I might know where they've gone.
11:20Take me to the leader, Wadgum.
11:40This is all your fault, Justin Littlewood.
11:43Oh, what have I done now?
11:45The new Elaine threw away Alice's fairy palace.
11:50Look, I don't want any faults. It's OK.
11:53Here, look, I managed to save my tooth.
11:56Oh, no.
11:59I've created a monster.
12:15Elaine!
12:16Now, doesn't this look better?
12:18More efficient and smoother running.
12:21It's called streamlining.
12:23No, it isn't.
12:25It's called messing with other people's dreams.
12:28This is Alice's fairy palace
12:30and you threw it out while you were cleaning out the clutter.
12:35The old Elaine might have been a bit of a nuisance.
12:37I don't know.
12:38I don't know.
12:39I don't know.
12:40I don't know.
12:41I don't know.
12:42I don't know.
12:44The old Elaine might have been a total muppet
12:47but she'd never do something like that.
12:56There you go, Alice.
12:59Thanks, Elaine.
13:00Thanks, Justine.
13:02Good, isn't you?
13:04Good girl.
13:05Don't worry, I'll do that.
13:07Um, shall I be mum?
13:10Would you like a cup of tea, Elaine?
13:12Yes, please.
13:13Bouncy, you can stop now, please.
13:16Yummy.
13:17Elaine!
13:18Elaine!
13:19Elaine!
13:20Sorry.
13:23Sorry.
13:25Don't go changing channels.
13:27I know where you live.
13:30How could you do this to me?
13:32Tracy, will you?
13:33Calm down.
13:35It's disgusting.
13:36What's going on?
13:37Say what you just said to me.
13:39Go on.
13:40I want someone to witness what you just said.
13:41Tracy, would you like to go away for the weekend?
13:44Can you believe this?
13:45I can.
13:46What were you thinking?
13:47It's not funny.
13:48It's with me and Gary.
13:50Oh.
13:51Is that so bad?
13:52It's terrible.
13:54Look, I just want the three of us to go away
13:56and have a lovely time.
13:58But I can't have a lovely time if he's there!
14:05Fine.
14:06Haven't you got some packing to do?
14:11No.
14:32So, you've upset Cam
14:34and you've done yourself out of a weekend away.
14:37Not a bad morning's work, Tracy.
14:39Don't you think you're being a little unreasonable?
14:41Go after her and say you were wrong.
14:43Why should I?
14:44Because it's about time you started thinking of others.
14:46You're just being childish.
15:06Childish? Me?
15:07Who do they think they are?
15:08Well, it's Cam's fault.
15:09How could she even think of going away with Gary instead of me?
15:11But she didn't...
15:12It's all, oh, I'll do what I want now, Tracy.
15:13You can finish yourself.
15:14It's all Gary this and Gary that.
15:15I mean, I can't believe she'd choose him over me.
15:17What is she thinking?
15:18He's not even that funny.
15:19And I've seen better looking camels.
15:20I wouldn't mind if he was rich and had a decent haircut.
15:22And he needs a shave.
15:23Does he know what rates are for?
15:24Can't believe she'd choose him over me.
15:25I mean, why should I apologise?
15:26Are you two listening?
15:28Er, yeah, of course.
15:29Well, if they think I'm being childish,
15:31I'm going to give them exactly what they want.
15:33They're about to be beaked like they've never been beaked before.
15:38Glad we could help.
15:52Everything all right, Elaine?
15:53Mm.
16:04All right.
16:05Who did this?
16:06Roxy?
16:07Typical.
16:08Anything bad happens, blame the wellard.
16:10It wasn't me, right?
16:12What about you, Tracy?
16:14Mike, I can honestly say with my hand on my heart,
16:17he had absolutely nothing to do with me.
16:21What?
16:24Bastard.
16:25I'm sorry.
16:26I'm sorry.
16:27I'm sorry.
16:28I'm sorry.
16:29I'm sorry.
16:30I'm sorry.
16:32Bastard.
16:33Bye, Tracy!
16:34Bye, Tracy!
16:35Bye, Tracy!
16:37Yay!
16:57Mike?
16:59Elaine?
17:02Whoa!
17:03Since when do I wear tweed?
17:07What do you want?
17:10What's going on?
17:12Don't start on me.
17:13I didn't do nothing.
17:15I mean, what are you wearing?
17:17You can't tell me what to wear just cos you reckon you're in charge.
17:20I'm not in charge.
17:21Yeah, you got that right.
17:22But...
17:23Talk to the hand.
17:29Can?
17:30Anything.
17:31What?
17:32What are you doing here?
17:33You being funny?
17:34No.
17:35I live here.
17:36Er, where are you going?
17:38Anywhere away from here, and by that I mean away from you.
17:41Please don't go.
17:42I need to talk to you.
17:43Well, I don't want to talk to you!
17:47The world's gone mad.
18:01Oh, hey, Tracy.
18:02Oh, Mike, thank goodness you're normal.
18:05I actually think so.
18:06I've got to go.
18:07Bye.
18:08Bye.
18:09Bye.
18:10Bye.
18:11Bye.
18:12Bye.
18:13Bye.
18:14Bye.
18:15Bye.
18:16Bye.
18:17Bye.
18:18Bye.
18:19Bye.
18:20Bye.
18:21Bye.
18:22Bye.
18:23Bye.
18:24Bye.
18:25Bye.
18:26Bye.
18:27Bye.
18:28Bye.
18:29I actually think so.
18:30The whole place has gone topsy-turvy.
18:34Something's never changed.
18:35This is awful.
18:37That is totally uncalled for.
18:41What?
18:42You're supposed to be supporting me, Tracy B. Grubbs.
18:46All I want to be when I grow up is a chef.
18:50And all you ever give me is criticism.
18:53Well, if that's the case, there's only one place for it.
19:24Is anyone going to get that?
19:30Oh, dear.
19:31I'm telling you, Tracy.
19:32These kids have been driving me mad.
19:34Okay.
19:35I give up.
19:36Who are you supposed to be?
19:37Ooh, cool badge.
19:39Latest gimmick from head office.
19:41Come on.
19:42You'd better start getting your act together.
19:44What?
19:45Do I have to spell it out?
19:47Uh, yeah.
19:48That might help.
19:49Well, you are head care worker.
19:52I'm head care worker?
19:53Yeah.
19:54And it's about time you started putting your weight around here.
19:57These kids have been running me ragged for hours, especially Marco.
20:00Marco?
20:01He's sweet.
20:03Bonkers, but sweet.
20:04He's a teenager from hell.
20:06Teenager?
20:09Here we go again.
20:10Come on.
20:11I need backup this time.
20:13Here we go again.
20:14Come on.
20:15I need backup this time.
20:25Right.
20:26That is enough.
20:28Did you two hear me?
20:29Tracy Beaker, shut your big, fat gob.
20:34Millie, you don't even speak.
20:35You're joking.
20:36She's the gobbiest kid in the house.
20:38You got that right, munchkin.
20:40Quiet!
20:42Right.
20:43As I'm in charge, apparently, I want this place tidied up.
20:46So, you two, clean the windows until I can see my face in them.
20:50What for?
20:51It'll only crack up.
20:53Oh, you think that's funny?
20:54Well, after the windows, you can sort out the mess you made in the kitchen
20:57and then do the upstairs bathrooms.
21:00No way.
21:02Yes, way.
21:03Or you'll have no dinner and television will be banned for life.
21:06And that's just me getting started.
21:09You can't do that.
21:10Oh, I'm sorry.
21:11Hands up all head care workers in the room.
21:16Oh, just me then.
21:18Good.
21:19Get on with it.
21:21Uh, this includes you two.
21:23Uh, I don't think so.
21:24I'm going out with my mates later.
21:26No, you're not.
21:27Privileges are cancelled.
21:29I'm so going to get you back for this.
21:33Well, I've got the power and I'm enjoying it.
21:36I'm literally living the dream, Roxy.
21:38This is a piece of cake.
21:44I just want you to take a look at the kids' menus for this week.
21:47I'm going to need a bit of an increase on the budget.
21:49I just don't know where the food goes.
21:51What?
21:52You.
21:54Um, your, um...
21:57Size?
21:58Yeah, I know, I have lost a few pounds.
21:59That's because I've cut out snacks in between meals.
22:06Um, what are you doing?
22:07Collecting my stuff. I've been sacked.
22:09By who?
22:10Me.
22:11And what in the name of McFly are you?
22:13I'm the children's home inspector.
22:15Your boss?
22:16No.
22:17Not you, anyone but you.
22:19And this is my fellow inspector, Crash.
22:22That's Mr. Crash to you.
22:26Can I borrow a pen please, darling?
22:28Darling?
22:30Customary greeting for a fiancé.
22:32You're getting married?
22:34To her?
22:35Tomorrow.
22:36Not that it's any of your business, Miss Beaker.
22:38You've got to be joking.
22:40You can't marry her.
23:00Right, um, I think it's time for my inspection now.
23:03Where are the children?
23:04In the lounge, tidying up.
23:05I'm on a tight ship here.
23:09And it looks like they've just gone overboard.
23:23Stop that!
23:26This looks more like a sinking ship to me, Miss Beaker.
23:28But it's not my fault, they're out of control.
23:30Now it's the poor social worker who blames their children.
23:34Right, will somebody please tell me what's going on?
23:37We're rebelling!
23:41Minga made me clean the toilets with my teeth brushed.
23:44That's a lie.
23:45Well, we wouldn't have done it at all if she didn't lock us in.
23:48I suppose it's just a cry for help.
23:50Is this true?
23:51No.
23:52Come, tell Crash the truth.
23:53Do you mean about starving us as well?
23:55You don't believe this rubbish, do you?
23:59You have no dinner for life.
24:01I did not say that.
24:02She's doctored the table badly, isn't that right, Cam?
24:05If I say yes, can we have some food later?
24:07We're all so hungry.
24:09If that's all I need to hear, you are sacked.
24:11What?
24:13Think yourself lucky we don't involve the police.
24:16I can't let Justin Littlewood sack me and walk away with Crash.
24:20Just go and tell them you made it up.
24:22No!
24:23But you're being unreasonable.
24:26You can't treat people like this.
24:28Just go and tell them you were wrong.
24:30Don't want to.
24:31But you're being childish.
24:34It's about time you started thinking of others.
24:36It's about time you started thinking of others.
24:40Well...
24:56Hello.
24:58Please don't mind Justin.
24:59What?
25:00It's really easy.
25:01That's quite a bump you've had.
25:03So good to be back.
25:06You alright, JC?
25:07Cam, I am so sorry.
25:12What? For what?
25:14For being me, I suppose.
25:16And for being unreasonable.
25:18You ought to run into doors more often.
25:31What's up with you?
25:33Er, nothing.
25:40Tracy.
25:42How are you feeling?
25:44Yeah, a lot better, thanks.
25:46Er, Mike, Elaine.
25:49Just wanted to say I'm sorry.
25:51I was totally out of order.
25:53It's all right.
25:54It's all right.
25:55It's all right.
25:56It's all right.
25:57It's all right.
25:58Just wanted to say I'm sorry.
26:00I was totally out of order earlier.
26:02Tracy Beaker apologised?
26:04Yeah.
26:06And all it took was a crack to the head.
26:08Do you know, this could rewrite all those childcare books.
26:12That's enough excitement for today.
26:14You're going to have to leave her alone now to give her some rest.
26:21You alright, Tracy?
26:23Yeah.
26:24Thanks to you, Marco.
26:25And you, Millie.
26:28Everything's back to normal.
26:33Tracy Beaker, shut your big fat gob!