[Witanime.com] VNHKWDNN EP 06 FHD
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00:01Hello, everyone!
00:03I'm the director of Eirai Zoo, Eirai Sonokaze!
00:08Today, a wonderful guest has come to Eirai Zoo to play with us!
00:14I'm going to give you a quiz about an animal with a mysterious feature,
00:18so you have to answer it quickly!
00:21Leave it to me!
00:23I'm not qualified for this!
00:25I'll do my best to use my knowledge of shitty games!
00:28I've been practicing for a whole day for today!
00:32Today's light is invincible!
00:34Not a single animal is involved.
00:41It's showtime at the last minute!
00:44It's all right if you step on the electric wire!
00:47It's showtime at the medical clinic!
00:50All right! Let's go to the waiting room!
00:52It's showtime at the hospital!
00:55It's showtime at the hospital!
00:58It's showtime at the hospital!
01:01It's showtime at the hospital!
01:04It's showtime at the hospital!
01:07It's showtime at the hospital!
01:10It's showtime at the hospital!
01:13It's showtime at the hospital!
01:16It's showtime at the hospital!
01:20Hey, hey!
01:21I'll leave the truth or the fantasy to you!
01:25I'll reveal to you the ultimate truth!
01:28No matter the person, the race, or the company,
01:30no matter which country, I'll deliver all at once!
01:32I'll deliver from wherever!
01:33I'm the strongest, the best,
01:34and I can even go all the way over to the special events!
01:37All right! I'll do whatever I want!
01:42I've never seen anything like this!
01:45I want to experience something beyond imagination!
01:47Let's give it a try!
01:49That's right, this is the best time of the century!
01:52Let's sing together!
01:54Leave your body to the waves of the sea!
01:57It'll be the best!
02:01Let's give it our all!
02:04If you step on the gas, it's all right!
02:10Now, let's get to the first question!
02:13What is your favorite animal, Mr. Wild Velvet Monkey?
02:20My favorite animal?
02:22This is going to be hard.
02:25I know!
02:26Oh, you're fast, Hikari-senpai!
02:28I think it's a sweet cake!
02:30Let's eat it together!
02:33What?
02:34Too bad.
02:35But that's a cute answer, and I like it.
02:39I got complimented.
02:41That's right!
02:42A must-have energy drink for a crappy game stream!
02:47Monkeys don't stream crappy games.
02:51But that's a pretty sad answer.
02:56Shou-chan-senpai, go ahead!
02:58This is an easy question.
03:01What do humans love?
03:04The answer is...
03:06Sake!
03:07Zero percent!
03:09Shou-chan-senpai, you got it right!
03:12Huh? I thought I got it wrong.
03:15The world is going to explode!
03:17Mr. Wild Velvet Monkey, who lives in the Caribbean, loves sake so much that he steals it from tourists.
03:24Someday, I'm going to have a drink with Mr. Wild Velvet Monkey!
03:29Now, for the second question!
03:31The world's greatest Yasude-san, the Great Yasude of Tanzania, protects his eggs from foreign enemies in a strange way.
03:38How does he do it?
03:41Oh!
03:42Shou-chan-senpai, do you think you'll get it right?
03:45I haven't thought of an answer, but...
03:47I want to play Sonic the Hedgehog!
03:51You don't have to run as fast as you can because you missed the joke earlier.
03:57Hikari-senpai, go ahead!
03:59Does Mother Yasude protect her eggs every month?
04:04That was close!
04:05Mother Yasude protects her eggs until they hatch.
04:11Oh, I see.
04:13Hikari-chan, you've been so close to getting it right.
04:17Is that so?
04:20Now, Nekoma-senpai, go ahead!
04:23Nya-nya!
04:24All I was thinking was that Mother Yasude's crappy movie would be fun.
04:29But I'm sure Mother Yasude and crappy elements go well together.
04:33Oh!
04:34Nekoma-senpai, what did you just say?
04:36Huh?
04:37I said Mother Yasude and crappy elements go well together.
04:41Nya?
04:42Nekoma-senpai, you got it right!
04:45Yes, the answer is crappy.
04:47It's crappy!
04:48What?
04:49Mother Yasude wraps her eggs in her own feces to make it harder for enemies to aim at her.
04:56Wait a minute!
04:57You didn't give us a clear answer, did you?
05:00I didn't.
05:02If you make this into a big tournament, I won't let you win.
05:05You just have to keep going.
05:09So far, Shuwachan-senpai and Nekoma-senpai have won 1 point.
05:13Hikari-senpai, good luck!
05:16I'll do my best!
05:19Now, the third question.
05:21Hiramushi-san, who lives in the sea, is a male and a female of the same sex.
05:27However, he does something strange when he's on guard.
05:30What is it?
05:32Shuwachan-senpai, go ahead.
05:34I think you've been too maniacal about animal choices.
05:38You can't use your answer sheet to complain.
05:42I want to talk about Acesulfamucarium-chan, who lives in Gachizero-chan.
05:47That's a science fiction story.
05:52Yes, Nekoma-senpai.
05:54Before we do that, I think we need a date event to deepen our bond.
06:01What kind of event is that?
06:04When it comes to dating, it's a movie.
06:06The answer is...
06:07Let's watch the all-night screening of the Sharknado series together!
06:12If we do that, our bond will be broken.
06:16Even though it's a sci-fi movie...
06:19Tch, tch, tch...
06:21You two don't get it, do you?
06:23Hikari-chan has a great sense of humor.
06:26Love is something that you have to face seriously as time goes by.
06:31In other words, the answer is...
06:33FIGHTING!
06:35I did it!
06:37Hikari-senpai, you got it right!
06:39In order to make up for a breakup, the two of them have to play a game called P**** Fencing.
06:46What?
06:47That's definitely not what Hikari-chan imagined!
06:51She really has a strong sense of humor.
06:54After playing P**** Fencing, Hiramushi-san is able to inject his sperm.
07:00The person who gets injected becomes a mother.
07:04You're going to be a mother, a**hole!
07:06I guess that's what they're saying.
07:09I don't really get it, but I'm glad I got it right!
07:13Well, well, Hikari-senpai got it right, and everyone got their points.
07:18You two are good.
07:20Hikari is going to win anyway.
07:22I'm going to win the jackpot!
07:26It's a shame, but the next question is the last one.
07:29The person who gets this question right will win.
07:32What?
07:33When a lizard from the desert, which lives in Mexico and South America, is attacked by an enemy,
07:38it protects itself in a very strange way.
07:40What kind of way is that?
07:42Shuwa-chan-senpai, aren't you pushing the button in a reflective way?
07:48With the problems we've had so far, I've been able to sleep soundly.
07:53There's no credibility at all.
07:56If you're attacked by an enemy, then...
08:01It's a shame, and then...
08:04With a puff-puff combo, you can seduce your opponent.
08:09I just wanted to pretend and make a fool of myself.
08:13I have no regrets at all!
08:18You won't lose, Shuwa-chan.
08:20I've been looking for the wrong answer for a long time.
08:24Dig up a large amount of food buried in the desert,
08:27and use it as bait to escape from the enemy.
08:30It's called a bait shark!
08:33I've heard that word before, but it's incorrect.
08:38Hikari-senpai, please give them a good answer.
08:43Interesting answer, interesting answer, interesting answer.
08:48See? Because of you two, Hikari-senpai is starting to think it's an interesting answer.
08:54K-Kohon...
08:56Then I'll answer.
08:58The way to protect yourself from the enemy is...
09:02It's...
09:04From the eyes...
09:10Hikari-senpai, that's the right answer!
09:15That's right.
09:16When you're attacked by the enemy,
09:19you can protect yourself by shooting blood from your eyes like a beam.
09:24Yay!
09:25I didn't expect Hikari-chan to be so good at making a fool of herself.
09:28It's the best way to make a fool of yourself.
09:31And so, Hikari-senpai is the winner!
09:35Hikari-senpai, well done!
09:40A-Anyway, the winner is the winner.
09:43I did it!
09:44Congratulations!
09:45Congratulations, Hikari-chan!
09:47I'm definitely going to win next time!
09:49Where does your confidence come from?
09:53Then next time, please hold the Shimoneta Oogiri Tournament!
09:57What do you mean, then?
09:59It has nothing to do with animals!
10:02That's right.
10:16N-No way!
10:20Shion-senpai said he wanted to invite me as a guest on News Live On!
10:26Every Sunday night,
10:28Shion-senpai's popular segment introduces the famous scenes of the livers that happened that week.
10:34That's what News Live On is all about!
10:39And it's an off-collab!
10:42Welcome, Awayuki-chan!
10:44I-I'm sorry for the intrusion!
10:50I'm looking forward to working with you today.
10:52I'm looking forward to working with you, too.
10:55I'll go get some drinks.
10:57Make yourself at home, okay?
11:00Shion-senpai's room sure is clean and tidy.
11:06Shion-senpai's room sure is clean and tidy.
11:14Th-This is...
11:16What's the matter, Awayuki-chan?
11:19Sh-Shion-senpai...
11:23I brought you something to drink.
11:28But...
11:29What's in your hand hurts!
11:32Of course, this is a Gachizero milk bottle.
11:35No, no, why are you giving me a milk bottle all of a sudden?
11:38You promised me on the stream that you'd drink Gachizero milk bottles.
11:43Of course I did, but why are you so eager to drink them?
11:50You see, I've been wondering if I should just be myself.
11:57B-But...
11:59I finally realized my true wish after seeing all these cute girls.
12:07I want to be everyone's mom!
12:12So all four of you are crazy, and even Shion-senpai has given up on you?
12:19Don't worry.
12:21I'll take good care of you, okay?
12:29Y-You...
12:36Here you go, Gachizero milk bottles!
12:40M-Milk bottles...
12:52Mama...
12:54Mama...
12:57That was a nice voice.
13:00Now I just have to send this data to Katata.
13:05Look!
13:06It's spreading so fast!
13:15I can't believe this voice was recorded all of a sudden.
13:21Shion-senpai!
13:22Why are you trying to stand up on your own, baby?
13:26B-But...
13:27Besides, I don't think there's a baby that's that smart.
13:33B-Babu...
13:38News Live On!
13:40Konmiko!
13:41I'm everyone's mom, Shion Kaminari!
13:44I'll be doing News Live On again this week!
13:48And today, we have a wonderful guest!
13:59Here's the first news!
14:01Hareru Asagiri becomes a chimpanzee in the gacha!
14:04As expected of Hareru-senpai.
14:06She's already flying high from the start.
14:09Well, since we're here, Shuwa-chan!
14:11Can you do a VTR impression?
14:13Roger!
14:14Yes!
14:15VTR, start!
14:17Now, let's start the first 10 rounds!
14:20Well, if you're as devoted as I am, you'll be able to do it!
14:24This is the scene where Hareru-senpai is aiming to become a chimpanzee in the gacha.
14:29Here we go!
14:38Well, that's the first 10 rounds.
14:41However, no matter how many rounds you do, the card you're aiming for won't come out.
14:47You don't have to come so soon.
14:51I'm going to pull with my nipples now!
14:53I can feel the power of fate gathering from my nipples!
14:57Everyone, don't stop me!
14:58Reach me!
14:59My feelings!
15:01From my nipples to that girl!
15:02Reach me!
15:06We're already in our 3rd year, huh...
15:16Okay, that's it for the VTR!
15:18You pulled the card you were aiming for and became a chimpanzee!
15:22That was a great chimpanzee.
15:24And for now, let me buy that smartphone with Hareru-senpai's name on it.
15:28Wait, what are you saying?
15:30I'll give it to you if you give me a million yen.
15:32That's not the problem!
15:34Listeners, what are you talking about?
15:37I've always been a normal person who's always been a pushover.
15:42If you touch me a little bit, I'll tell you to become a baby.
15:46Huh? I wonder what you're talking about, Shou-chan.
15:50This is from 1 to...
15:52No, it looks like we have no choice but to re-educate from 0.
15:56What do you mean by from 0?
16:00Live in my body...
16:02And then...
16:03Give birth to me?
16:05What?
16:06What is this mysterious fear of a fetus?
16:10Okay, that's enough of that.
16:12Let's move on to the next news!
16:14Matsuriya Hikari is setting a new record with the super spicy yakisoba RTA!
16:19Her opponent is the super spicy MAX yakisoba!
16:23But Hikari doesn't feel like she's going to lose!
16:27Itadakimasu!
16:35Hikari's speed of eating spicy yakisoba is slow...
16:46But I'm not going to let this end here!
16:52Burn...
16:54My life!
16:56H-Hikari-chan is burning up!
16:58After this, Hikari-chan successfully set a new record of 1 minute 20 seconds!
17:06Thank you for the food.
17:09I'm not crying because I set a new record.
17:12I'm not crying because I set a new record.
17:15Okay, that's it for the VTR.
17:18Shou-chan, what did you think of the video?
17:21Even though I lost to the spiciness, I was able to eat it all, so I'm proud of Hikari-chan!
17:26I want to be a mom!
17:29What are you talking about, Shou-chan?
17:32Hikari-chan's mom is this Shion Kaminari.
17:36I'm the one who decided to be a mom.
17:40This heart-warming feeling is perfect for Hikari-chan's mom.
17:44Shou-chan is my classmate, but I'm her senpai.
17:47That's why my mom is me.
17:49I can't believe you can't understand the greatness of a younger or the same age mom.
17:53I think you've lost your mom-ness.
17:56Shion-sen-pai.
17:59I think we need to decide which one of us will be the real mom.
18:04I totally agree.
18:06Today's news live-on is interesting.
18:11Hello, Shou-chan?
18:13You're in the middle of the news live-on, right?
18:16That's right, but there's something I really want to ask you.
18:21Something you want to ask Hikari?
18:23Between me and Shion-mama, which one of us will be the real mom?
18:28Hikari-chan, which one of us will be the real mom?
18:32Let's see...
18:35I don't know what you're talking about, but I love you two!
18:43Shion-mama...
18:46Shou-chan...
18:48Why are we fighting over which one is the real mom?
18:54Even though we're the special only one.
18:57That's right.
18:59We can't be bound by such a narrow fixed relationship.
19:03Let's see...
19:05Thank you, Hikari-chan.
19:07Thanks to you, I woke up.
19:09Yeah, that's good.
19:11But what were we talking about?
19:14Now then, here's today's last news.
19:17Yamatani Kaeru is banned for the first time!
19:21Dear listeners, good day.
19:24I'm Kaeru, and I love boobs.
19:26This time, I'd like to keep my mouth shut and keep my mouth shut.
19:32Because Kaeru is a baby.
19:37This one has a bad relationship with the pigeon.
19:40This one is pretty...
19:45This one is pretty...
19:47No, this sound is bad!
19:50That's right.
19:51Actually, Kaeru-chan kept talking nonsense after this.
19:55And that sound was the cause of her ban.
20:01Kaeru will continue to talk nonsense.
20:04Because Kaeru is a baby.
20:07Kaeru-chan is also doing pretty dangerous streaming.
20:11But actually, Kaeru-chan has a serious personality.
20:15Eh, really?
20:17Even when she talks, she gets involved with the listeners.
20:20And when she receives fan art, she writes a thank-you letter.
20:25Oh, that's unexpected.
20:27But when it comes to work, she seems to be in a hurry.
20:32She's always like that.
20:35But she's an interesting girl because she's a live-on.
20:39If I have a chance, I'd like to talk to her.
20:51Thank you for today, Shuwa-chan.
20:53No, no, it's my pleasure.
20:56I'm really glad I was able to collaborate with Shuwa-chan.
21:01Eh, really?
21:03When I was watching the animal quiz and other collaboration streams,
21:08I thought that everyone who streamed with Shuwa-chan had a great atmosphere.
21:14I think that's because of Shuwa-chan.
21:18Shion-senpai...
21:20And I also want to collaborate with Kaeru-chan, who was mentioned earlier.
21:27It's true that you and Shion-senpai seem to have a good chemistry.
21:31That's right!
21:33But she hasn't collaborated with anyone yet.
21:42Even though I haven't collaborated with Doki yet, I'm sorry to say that.
21:48Is it because you're not good at collaborating?
21:51Hmm...
21:53Anyway, I just debuted, so I'll wait and see how it goes.
21:58That's right.
22:01But one day, I found out the answer to this question.
22:32I don't know how many years it's been, but I've been waiting.
22:42I don't know how many years it's been, but one day I found it.
22:53In the endless darkness, I was always alone.
23:04I lost my name and memories, and I was just me.
23:17Hey, can I stay by your side?
23:24I finally found it.
23:27Hey, please answer me.
23:32I know you're here.