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(Episode aired on May 23, 2003)
(Episode aired on May 23, 2003)
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00:00Honey, I'm home.
00:24Honey, how was your trip in Hong Kong?
00:29I miss you so much. How was your trip in Hong Kong?
00:32It was okay.
00:33Honey, I have a bad breath.
00:37Is that so?
00:38Go take a bath.
00:39What?
00:40Go take a bath.
00:41Go take a bath.
00:42Hurry up.
00:43Go take a bath.
00:45No, no, no.
00:46Go take a bath.
00:47No, I'll take a bath first.
00:48You need to take a bath so we can have fun.
00:52Can I?
00:53Later.
00:54I'll take a bath first.
00:55Can I?
00:56One more time.
00:59Go take a bath.
01:00Honey, go take a bath.
01:01Honey, go take a bath.
01:02Honey, hurry up.
01:03Go take a bath.
01:04You'll get more tired.
01:05Let me help.
01:06Honey, honey, honey.
01:07Honey, honey, honey.
01:08Honey, honey, wait.
01:09My.
01:10My body aches more.
01:11I feel like I'm bleeding.
01:12You know?
01:13I feel like I'm bleeding.
01:14Wait, wait.
01:15Are you bleeding?
01:16My anus is more painful.
01:17It hurts more.
01:18My anus is more painful.
01:19Huh?
01:20Can I?
01:21Huh?
01:22Wait, wait, honey.
01:23Relax first.
01:24Huh?
01:25This is for you.
01:26What is this?
01:27What is this?
01:28Huh?
01:29Thermometer?
01:30Yes.
01:31I'll put this around your neck.
01:33We'll know if you're sick.
01:36Okay.
01:39Wait.
01:40Yes.
01:41I'm not hot.
01:42I'm still hot.
01:45Honey.
01:46Admit it.
01:47Huh?
01:48Um.
01:52Why?
01:53Honey, please.
01:54Admit it.
01:55I'm tired.
01:57I'm tired.
01:59Later.
02:00Later?
02:03Why did you do that?
02:05Why did you do that earlier?
02:07Are you tired?
02:09You don't want to kiss me?
02:10You don't want me to hug you?
02:11You're already in pain?
02:13What's your problem?
02:15Maybe...
02:20Maybe you have someone else.
02:25No, I don't.
02:27I don't have anyone else.
02:29I don't.
02:30Then why don't you want to?
02:33Do you really want to know?
02:35Yes.
02:42It all started when our ship sank in Hong Kong.
02:47My friend Miguel invited me.
02:49He said...
02:51we should have a good time.
02:54I don't want to remember.
02:57I don't want to remember.
02:59I don't want to remember.
03:11Why?
03:12What happened?
03:13Tell me.
03:15Honey.
03:17I don't want to tell you because...
03:19I feel sorry for my friend.
03:24I feel sorry for him.
03:26I feel sorry for him.
03:30I'm here for you, honey.
03:33Don't be afraid.
03:35We'll go to the doctor.
03:37Everything will be okay.
03:39No, no, no.
03:40You don't understand.
03:44You don't understand.
03:46I feel sorry for my friend.
03:47No, no, no.
03:48Okay.
03:51Honey, we'll be a couple.
03:53No matter what happens.
03:55We'll be together.
03:57You know what?
03:58You know what?
03:59You know what?
04:00You know what?
04:01You'll leave me.
04:02You'll leave me.
04:03You'll leave me.
04:04You'll leave me.
04:07Honey.
04:08Why?
04:09Because I love you.
04:11We'll be together forever.
04:13Why?
04:14Do you have SARS?
04:16SARS?
04:17What SARS did you give him?
04:19It's not SARS.
04:20It's not.
04:21What SARS?
04:22What?
04:23You said you feel sorry for your friend.
04:25Yes, I feel sorry for my friend, Miguel.
04:28I feel sorry for him.
04:30I feel sorry for him now.
04:32What?
04:33What SARS?
04:34It's not SARS.
04:35You feel sorry for him.
04:36It's not SARS.
04:37I feel sorry for him.
04:39What?
04:40You're so close to me.
04:41Miguel.
04:47Miguel.
04:49I told you.
04:57I don't love her.
04:58I don't love you.
04:59I don't love you.
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07:54What can you buy for me, Sir?
08:00Where are you from?
08:02We're from the party, Dad.
08:05You're liars.
08:06You're not from the party.
08:07No, we're really from the party.
08:09Don't try to fool me.
08:11Why do you keep your hair like that?
08:13Huh?
08:14And why do you smell like small soap?
08:18What party are you from?
08:19What party?
08:20We're from the shower party, Dad.
08:21Shower party?
08:47Hey, what time is it? Why are you so late?
08:51How about the taxi that we're driving that doesn't have a 500 pesos penalty?
08:55What do you care if the taxi driver doesn't have a 500 pesos penalty?
08:58We're just going around to consume.
09:11Hey, what time is it?
09:15It's time for me to go to school.
09:17Oh, you know.
09:19Here's your bag.
09:21I told you to bring your bag.
09:23Here, take care of yourself.
09:25Don't forget to go to school.
09:28What?
09:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
09:48Huh?
09:49What time is it?
09:50Is this guy going home?
09:52Hey, hey, hey, hey.
09:54Don't interrupt our conversation, okay?
09:57What?
09:58Talk to me.
10:00Is this guy going home?
10:03No.
10:04I'm sorry, father.
10:06I won't do it again.
10:17Why are you here?
10:20Because someone is following us to Mama's room.
10:24When we arrived at the dark corner, we were asked to beat up someone.
10:28Someone did something to us.
10:30We were the first ones to do it.
10:32It's Chata.
10:34She's following you.
10:38Are you crazy? Why did you beat me up?
10:49I'm sorry.
10:52I'm sorry.
11:18I'm sorry.
11:20I'm sorry.
11:40Hi.
11:41Happy Mother's Day.
11:43You know,
11:45I kind of forgot because
11:47it's my mother's birthday.
11:49It's Mother's Day.
11:50So, we're kind of
11:51paying tribute to our mothers.
11:54Because we owe our mothers
11:57everything.
11:59Actually, almost everything.
12:01Everything we believed in in our lives.
12:05I still remember,
12:07Inay was the first one to teach our siblings
12:11how to help clean the house.
12:16My auntie told me
12:18that you guys are the ones who did it.
12:21Stop it!
12:23Can you two go outside?
12:25I'm just cleaning the house.
12:26Do you think it's that easy to clean?
12:28If you spread your butts there,
12:29you won't be able to vacuum.
12:31You'll end up bleeding.
12:32Go outside!
12:33Get out!
12:34At least, I'll deny that you spread your butts there.
12:37Get out!
12:41Where are you?
12:44Inay,
12:45you know,
12:47she's the one who taught us
12:49discipline.
12:52That's mine.
12:54I saw you guys get a pen and paper.
12:56I saw him get it.
12:58He's the one who stole it.
13:00That's mine.
13:01That's mine.
13:03That's mine.
13:04That's mine.
13:05He stole it.
13:06He stole it?
13:07He stole it?
13:08He didn't steal it.
13:09That's mine.
13:10Can you shut your mouths
13:12and finish your food?
13:14That's disgusting.
13:15Go ahead.
13:16Here.
13:19Here's more.
13:21You see?
13:22Our mothers are so stubborn.
13:24Our mothers are really stubborn.
13:27You know,
13:28Inay is the one who taught us
13:31religion.
13:34That's mine.
13:35That's mine.
13:36That's mine.
13:37That's mine.
13:38Ah!
13:40Ah!
13:41What are you doing?
13:43If you don't remove that stain on the carpet,
13:46the two of you will pray.
13:52But Inay also taught us
13:54a sense of humor.
13:56Like this.
13:58Bargain, bargain, bargain, bargain.
14:02Bargain, bargain, bargain, bargain.
14:07You're so young.
14:08If you cut your feet
14:10because of lawnmower,
14:11don't run to me.
14:12I'll beat you up.
14:18Inay is so funny.
14:20You know,
14:21she also taught us a lot about science.
14:24For example,
14:25she was the first one to explain
14:27genetics to us.
14:31You're so young.
14:32You're so naughty.
14:34You're like your father.
14:36He's not here.
14:39Inay also gave us
14:41a few tips
14:42about magic.
14:49Where's the moon?
14:58If you can't see what you're looking for,
15:00you'll see me.
15:01Look for it.
15:03Inay also taught us
15:04to be body contortionists.
15:13Where did you put your clothes?
15:15Look at the dirt on your back.
15:18Look!
15:20Look!
15:28Inay was also the first one
15:29to teach me about anticipation.
15:35What's wrong?
15:39Wait for me at home.
15:40Just wait.
15:43And the true meaning of irony.
15:48Okay.
15:49Don't worry.
15:50If not,
15:51I'll make you cry.
15:54And also,
15:56the true meaning of envy.
16:00The other kids
16:01are just like their parents.
16:02You should be happy
16:03to have a parent like us.
16:06And of course,
16:08Inay taught me
16:10how to love.
16:13Are you going to catch me?
16:15What are you doing?
16:17Just remember,
16:18I beat you up
16:19because I love you.
16:22Is that true?
16:23Yes.
16:25Mommy.
16:26Mommy.
16:27Mommy.
16:28Ouch!
16:29Mommy.
16:30I love you too, Mommy.
16:31I love you.
16:32I love you.
16:33Mommy!
16:34I love you, Mommy.
16:35I really love you, Mommy.
16:36I love you.
16:37I love you.
16:38Mommy.
16:39Ouch!
16:40Ouch!
16:41Mommy.
16:47From Bulwagang Pampalitanan, Babulgaong,
16:49here is the latest edition
16:50of the GNA Splash Record.
16:56Good evening.
16:57This is your host,
16:58Ivansub Marina
16:59for GNA
17:03Splash Record.
17:07We have learned
17:08that because of SARS,
17:10our time has been reversed.
17:13Now,
17:14people in elevators
17:15will prefer
17:16people who fart
17:18than people who poop.
17:20This is your host,
17:21Ivansub Marina
17:22for GNA
17:26Splash Record.
17:32Good...
17:33I can't do this.
17:38Good evening.
17:55There is a lot of dust,
17:58so please be quiet.
17:59Be quiet.
18:00Please be quiet.
18:01Please be quiet.
18:02Be quiet.
18:03Be quiet.
18:04Please be quiet.
18:05Be quiet.
18:18Be quiet.
18:19Be quiet.
18:20Is everyone here?
18:21No.
18:22We have one more person.
18:23One more person?
18:24I don't know what's missing.
18:26Oh, there he is.
18:28He's coming.
18:29Hi.
18:30Hi.
18:31It's good that you're all here.
18:33Hi.
18:36And who are you?
18:38I'm White Red.
18:42Whatever.
18:43Go there.
18:46You know, it's good that we're all here
18:50because today is the day we face the judge
18:53to solve our problems.
18:56Yes.
18:57I heard that we have a new judge.
19:01That's right.
19:02Because our old judge was attacked in the heart
19:05and was hospitalized.
19:07That's why our judge was replaced
19:09to listen to our problems.
19:11We need to know who our seniors are
19:14so we can end this.
19:16Yes.
19:17Yes.
19:18Yes.
19:19Like me, when I describe myself in a comic or a movie
19:22or in any story,
19:24I'm half human and half horse.
19:27That's not true.
19:28Shut up.
19:29I'm a capre and I'm not a horse like you.
19:32Handsome!
19:33I'm not a horse.
19:34I'm more handsome than you.
19:36And you smell like tobacco.
19:39Don't do that.
19:40Wait.
19:41Wait.
19:42Wait.
19:43Wait.
19:44Wait.
19:45Wait.
19:46Wait.
19:47Don't fight.
19:48That's why we came here
19:50to solve our problems.
19:54That's right.
19:55I'm confused who I really am.
19:58Because some people say I'm impactful.
20:01You're really impactful.
20:04I'm not a capre.
20:05I'm a capre.
20:07That's right.
20:08I'm impactful.
20:10What's the difference?
20:12A capre cuts their body
20:14and their ugly feet.
20:17Oh, excuse me.
20:18You're right.
20:19I'm impactful.
20:20But I'm ugly like you.
20:22Hey, capre.
20:23Don't make fun of me.
20:25I'm a capre.
20:26I'm a capre.
20:27I'm different.
20:28I'm a capre.
20:29Wait.
20:30Wait.
20:31Are you still different?
20:32Yes.
20:33Because a capre laughs like this.
20:36If you're a capre,
20:37who's the one holding a doll
20:39and shooting arrows?
20:41Me.
20:42It's me.
20:43It's me.
20:44It's me.
20:45It's me.
20:46Because I'll shoot arrows at their feet.
20:49Oh, I didn't know that.
20:51Who's the one called the dog?
20:54That's me.
20:55You're the dog?
20:56Yes.
20:57What's the difference between you and a capre?
20:59A capre eats hearts.
21:01I eat liver.
21:03And I can be a pig, a dog, and a capre.
21:06Hold on.
21:07That's not possible.
21:08Because I'm a vampire.
21:09I become a capre.
21:11A capre.
21:12A capre.
21:13I become a capre.
21:14I become a capre.
21:15Wait a minute.
21:17Listen to me, don't argue.
21:19I'm the one who's always arguing,
21:22because look at me, I'm so ugly.
21:24Wait a minute.
21:26We're the elders in the council,
21:28you see.
21:29Because we have an issue too.
21:31We often make mistakes.
21:33Twenties.
21:34It's okay.
21:35You're both small.
21:36No, we have a big difference.
21:39First of all,
21:40the twenties,
21:41their hats are for smoking.
21:43We, the elders,
21:45wear our hats backwards.
21:47After the twenties,
21:49you can laugh.
21:51We, the elders,
21:53are allergic to jingles.
21:55Try to make us laugh
21:57so that your pants won't grow.
22:00Aha!
22:01I've heard those stories.
22:03But what's the difference
22:05between the twenties and the piano?
22:07The twenties are old,
22:09but small.
22:11The jingles are baby.
22:14You're crazy.
22:16Our descriptions are confusing.
22:19That's why, once and for all,
22:21we have to fix all of this
22:23so that people won't be confused
22:25when deciding what to call us.
22:29That's why, when the judge comes,
22:31we have to make sure
22:33that he'll be polite.
22:35Whatever description we have,
22:37even if it's wrong,
22:39we have to accept it.
22:41We have to have a heart.
22:43If we have a heart...
22:45If we have a heart,
22:47that's our mission.
22:49That's our mission.
22:51Let's wait for the judge
22:53so that everything will be fine.
22:55Wait a minute.
22:57I've been listening.
22:59I think the judge is coming.
23:01Good.
23:03Let's go.
23:09Ugh!
23:11Ugh!
23:37Ah!
23:41Ah!
24:07Ah!
24:11Ah!
24:25Ah!
24:27Ah!
24:29Ah!
24:31Ah!
24:33Ah!
24:35Ah!
24:37Ah!
24:39Five...
24:41Four...
24:43Three...
24:45Two...
24:47Good evening to all of you.
24:49We're here today,
24:51I'm your servant,
24:53Cesar Zaragoza,
24:55for Star Wars.
24:57What we're going to talk about today
24:59is an important issue.
25:01Should or should not
25:03the people wear masks?
25:05The people?
25:07We have two scientists
25:09with us today.
25:11On my right,
25:13he said that
25:15we should wear masks.
25:17None other than Professor Amparo Rojo.
25:21Good evening to you, sir.
25:23For me,
25:25it's prevention.
25:27Whether it's dangerous or not,
25:29it's better to be careful,
25:31right?
25:33Thank you very much,
25:35Professor Amparo Rojo.
25:37On my left,
25:39he said that
25:41we should not wear masks.
25:43None other than
25:45Professor Conrado Azarcon.
25:47Good evening, sir.
25:49Well,
25:51what I'm saying is
25:53that we should not overreact.
25:55Not because we see
25:57on television
25:59that different people
26:01wear masks.
26:03We should also wear masks.
26:05I think that's a big mistake.
26:07That's just
26:09an overreaction.
26:13Professor,
26:15what can you say about what Professor Azarcon said?
26:17No,
26:19wearing masks is not a bad thing.
26:21We know that
26:23the virus enters our nose
26:25and our mouth,
26:27so we should cover it.
26:31What can you say about that,
26:33Professor Azarcon?
26:35Well, Professor,
26:37if the SARS virus
26:39enters our nose
26:41and our mouth,
26:43it can also enter other parts
26:45of our body,
26:47such as our eyes or ears.
26:49Because of that,
26:51the virus can really enter.
26:53If that's the case,
26:55what's the point of wearing masks?
26:57Professor Procopio,
26:59is it true that
27:01the SARS virus can enter
27:03other parts of our body,
27:05such as our mouth and nose?
27:07That's true.
27:09But that's why we cover our nose
27:11and our mouth,
27:13because we often let
27:15various things enter.
27:17For example,
27:19this table has a virus,
27:21and I touched it.
27:23It's only natural that because I touched it,
27:25the virus will transfer to my hand.
27:27If I'm hungry,
27:29I'll grab food and put it in my mouth.
27:31It's automatic.
27:33Because I have a virus in my hand,
27:35I grabbed food and put it in my mouth.
27:37It's only natural that
27:39the virus is in my body, right?
27:41Do you understand that?
27:43Yes, I understand.
27:45Okay.
27:47Now, I'm just saying
27:49what we usually use.
27:51It's only natural that
27:53we should cover it.
27:55What's your reaction to that, Professor?
27:57You know,
27:59wearing a mask
28:01can filter
28:03things
28:05that are only
28:070.3 microns in size.
28:11The coronavirus,
28:13which is an element of SARS,
28:15its size
28:17is only
28:190.6 microns.
28:210.6 microns
28:230.6 microns
28:25It's smaller than
28:27a strand of your hair
28:29or
28:31a hole in your mask.
28:33It's so small
28:35that it can still
28:37enter your mask.
28:39If the SARS virus
28:41can enter your mask,
28:43what's the point
28:45of wearing it?
28:47Huh? Huh? Huh?
28:49Professor,
28:51wearing a mask
28:53is not that safe.
28:55What can you say about that?
28:57But, you know,
28:59it's not one-way.
29:01Let's just say that it can enter.
29:03If we cover it,
29:05the chances are very slim
29:07that it can enter our body.
29:09And not only that,
29:11if we acquire that virus,
29:13we can't spread it
29:15because our mouth is already covered.
29:17Right?
29:19Yes.
29:21Professor Azarcon,
29:23it looks like we really need
29:25to wear a mask.
29:27Professor,
29:29are you okay?
29:31Professor,
29:33are you okay?
29:37Sir, I heard what you said.
29:43I heard what
29:45Professor said.
29:47If you wear
29:49a mask,
29:51you can still
29:53get infected.
29:55So,
29:57if that's the case,
29:59why would you wear a mask?
30:01It's not safe.
30:03You should
30:05wear a mask
30:07because it's not
30:09harmful.
30:11Thank you very much,
30:13Professor Azarcon.
30:15Friends,
30:17we don't have time
30:19for this heated discussion.
30:21So,
30:23I will ask
30:25Professor Azarcon
30:27a question.
30:29What is the size of a mask
30:31if the SARS
30:33can enter the mask
30:35even if you wear one?
30:37So, we don't have a size for this.
30:39Let's remove it.
30:41Thank you very much,
30:43Professor Azarcon.
30:47Thank you very much,
30:49Professor Azarcon.
30:57This is for
30:59your service
31:01to Caesar Saragossa
31:03until the end
31:05for the SARS virus.
31:07Thank you very much.
31:13You're welcome.
31:35Hey, what are you doing here?
31:37Get inside the house.
31:43Oh, fuck!
32:13Go, go, go!
32:23So irritating
32:25Don't wanna be
32:27my friend no more
32:29I wanna be somebody else
32:43You too,
32:45right?
32:55What does it mean?
32:59Dad,
33:01the movie we watched
33:03is long
33:05and the car was damaged
33:07We even ran out of gas.
33:09What does this mean?
33:11I have four letters.
33:15Who?
33:35Hey! Where did you come from? Why did you go home?
33:38Did you go to class?
33:40No, ma'am.
33:41Did you run away?
33:43No, ma'am.
33:45Why did you go home? Where did you come from?
33:48We ran away.
33:50You ran away? Where's the girl you ran away with?
33:54I don't know.
33:57Oh!
34:08You're such a brat. You went home?
34:10I'm sorry, sir. I won't go home in the morning so that you won't be angry.
34:14Who told you that I'm angry because you went home in the morning?
34:17I'm angry because you went home. I'm kicking you out.
34:26Why did you go home? Where did you come from?
34:28We took our friend to the hospital because she's sick.
34:31Don't fool me.
34:33Didn't you take her to the hospital early in the morning?
34:36No, she died already. So, we went home.
34:57Ouch!
35:03Huh? Your dad's not here?
35:11Why are you putting a gun in your hand?
35:13Because if my dad's here, I know he won't believe anything I say.
35:17Is that so?
35:18Yes.
35:20Don't worry.
35:22Is that enough?
35:23Yes, that's enough.
35:26Hey, Janice!
35:28It's already 4 in the morning. Where did you come from?
35:31We came from the motel.
35:34Motel? You came from the motel?
35:37Let me see your hands.
35:39You're so clumsy. You said you came from the motel.
35:42You went to the billiards, didn't you?
35:43Liar!
35:44I'm sorry.
35:56Why are you late?
35:58Traffic.
36:00Idiot!
36:01You're not the one I'm talking to.
36:03That's why you're handsome.
36:05Why are you late?
36:08You came to my house.
36:11You forced me to open the door.
36:16Are you worthy of my love?
36:42I'm sorry.
37:03Dad!
37:07Dad!
37:08Dad!
37:09Dad!
37:10Dad!
37:33Thank you all.
37:35We're here with your favorite show, Yours Truly, Junie Lee.
37:41I'm your host, Junie Lee.
37:49Tonight is a special night for Yours Truly
37:55because we have a very talented guest.
38:00He's very visible on television and in the media.
38:05He's the Secretary of the Department of Health.
38:09Let's welcome Dr. Manuel Dayarit.
38:18Junie Lee.
38:19Junie Lee.
38:20Junie Lee.
38:22You're not wearing blue.
38:25I removed the purple.
38:27It's a bit dirty.
38:30I always see you.
38:31That's what I'm asking.
38:33We often see you on television.
38:37Do you watch Bubblegum?
38:41Always.
38:42I've been laughed at twice.
38:47Don't you get angry when Michael B. makes fun of you?
38:53I laugh.
38:54You laugh?
38:55Yes.
38:56Especially my nose.
38:58It's big.
38:59It's too big.
39:00You put it there.
39:01You came from a family of doctors because of your father.
39:06Yes.
39:07My father is a doctor.
39:08My brother is a doctor.
39:10Yes.
39:11I'm a doctor.
39:12When you were born, your father knew you were going to be a doctor.
39:19Because your name is Manuel Dayarit.
39:22Your initials are MD.
39:25You became a doctor right away.
39:28Yes.
39:29It's true.
39:30I didn't decide to become a doctor right away.
39:34But you suddenly became a secretary.
39:37Manuel Dayarit.
39:39You became an SMD.
39:41You have a nice style, Dayarit.
39:43If you run for senator.
39:47Let's not talk about that.
39:49We might get into politics.
39:52Actually, it suits you if you get into politics.
39:57But it's better if you become a doctor.
40:00Because your name suits you to become a doctor.
40:03Do you remember?
40:05Your name is Manuel.
40:08Man means human.
40:11Well means no illness.
40:14That's good.
40:15I didn't think of that.
40:17Manuel means human.
40:19No illness.
40:20That's right.
40:21We can use that.
40:23Maybe I'll join the campaign.
40:26That's why your last name makes me nervous.
40:29Because it's Day.
40:31And there's also Rit.
40:34No, it can be Day.
40:36Day, right.
40:38Because when people read my name,
40:43Day, right.
40:44Day, right.
40:45It can be.
40:46It can be.
40:48And your wife is also a doctor.
40:53Yes.
40:54Isn't she Dr. Elvira Dayarit?
40:58Yes.
41:00That's what scares me.
41:01Be careful.
41:03Your wife's initials are scary.
41:07She's Dr. D.E.D.
41:09Dead.
41:13That's why it's scary.
41:16Let's talk about something else.
41:19Your employees call you Sec.
41:24Yes, Sec.
41:25Is that short for secretary?
41:28Yes.
41:29What do you do when you have a meeting
41:32and you have a lot of secretaries?
41:34Do you call each other in a cabinet meeting?
41:37Come in, Sec.
41:40Let's start, Sec.
41:44Don't you get lost?
41:47No.
41:50Aside from SARS, you're also good at sex.
41:57Do you remember?
41:58Plenty.
42:01And you said in January that you can use birth control pills
42:07as fertilizers in orchids.
42:12Not only in pregnancy,
42:17but also in orchids.
42:19You use birth control pills.
42:21Yes, that's true.
42:22You're fond of girls.
42:26All of them.
42:27No, because your daughter...
42:29She's also a girl.
42:30Yes.
42:31That's why you're thinking differently.
42:34Because you're into sex.
42:37And you're the real model for promoting responsible parenthood
42:43because the age gap is three years.
42:46Isn't it 13 years old and 10 years old?
42:50That's great timing.
42:52You really know it.
42:54We need to set an example.
42:56Yes.
42:57Otherwise, people won't believe us.
42:59That's right.
43:03Last question.
43:04Tell us the truth.
43:07What did you do for three years with your children?
43:13Did you use medicine or fertilize the orchids?
43:19We fertilized the orchids.
43:21Good answer.
43:22Thank you, Secretary Manuel Deiriz.
43:53What did you do for three years with your children?
43:56Did you use medicine or fertilize the orchids?
43:59We fertilized the orchids.
44:01Good answer.
44:02Thank you, Secretary Manuel Deiriz.
44:05What did you do for three years with your children?
44:08Did you use medicine or fertilize the orchids?
44:11We fertilized the orchids.
44:13Good answer.
44:14Thank you, Secretary Manuel Deiriz.
44:16What did you do for three years with your children?
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44:44Gracie Burnham accused Abu Sayyah and the military of having an affair.
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45:07Blast report!
45:08Move aside!
45:14This is a good thing for all of you.
45:24Here in this world, there are three things that are hard to face.
45:29And we will look at those three things and how we can solve this problem.
45:37First, it is hard to face a woman whom you love.
45:42That is why some people do this.
45:57I love you!
46:02As you can see, because he is shy to face a woman, he goes through a hit and run.
46:09Let us see the result of this technique.
46:29I love you!
46:39Did you hear what I told you last week?
47:00The hit and run technique is good if the woman can hear.
47:06Anyway, let us move on to the second thing that is hard to face.
47:12And this is facing your friend that you are a baddie.
47:17This is very hard, especially if you have been together for a long time.
47:21And it is assumed that you are a real baddie.
47:25You cannot just say what you really feel.
47:30So, here is a technique on how to do this.
47:45Bro, I will tell you a story.
47:47Where is the mirror?
47:49Yesterday, I was walking in the mall and I saw a woman.
47:55She was so sexy.
47:57I looked at her from her head to her feet.
48:00And when I touched her, I saw that I was a baddie.
48:06I was a baddie.
48:08I was a baddie.
48:11I did not give myself to her.
48:14But I just poked her.
48:16I love you.
48:23Did you see the style?
48:25You will insert what you want to say in your story.
48:30It will enter the subconscious mind.
48:33Your message.
48:35That is why it will be easier for you to face.
48:38Alright.
48:39The third thing that is hard to face
48:42is what you will say to someone who has a broken heart.
48:48You have to be careful.
48:50You have to say it slowly so that it will not be sudden.
48:53Because if it is sudden, it can attack your heart.
48:57Watch this.
49:03Grandma, I have something to say to you.
49:07But I want you to drink some water first.
49:10What are you going to say?
49:12Why do I have to drink water?
49:14Because I want you to be relaxed when I tell you what I will say.
49:19And Grandma, don't be surprised.
49:24Grandma.
49:26Because, Grandma, that's a grip.
49:29You passed the lottery.
49:35Fifty million pesos.
49:40I passed the lottery for fifty million pesos?
49:44Yes.
49:45Son, I'm old.
49:47I'm content with my life.
49:49That's why I don't need fifty million pesos.
49:51I will just give it to you.
49:53Fifty million pesos.
49:55Huh? Fifty million pesos?
49:57That's mine?
50:08Those are the three things that are hard to face.
50:11The next time you face them,
50:13be careful.
50:15You might get hurt.
50:17Good night.
50:20I told you.
50:21I'm just fooling you all.
50:49This is my heart.
50:51I will wait for you.
51:13Did you hear that?
51:16Hi, hi, hi.
51:23Huh?
51:24What time is it?
51:25Is this the home of a decent man?
51:28I'm sorry.
51:29Don't get involved in our conversation, okay?
51:32What?
51:33Speak up!
51:34Is this the home of a decent man?
51:37No.
51:38Sorry, father.
51:39I won't do it again.
51:41Why are you only here now?
51:54Where did you come from?
52:07Kaleng, Let me do that side quickly.
52:15You came home already!
52:17Where did you go again?
52:18This wealth of yours is already with you!
52:22What?
52:23My friends are already with me, Ma'am.
52:25Huh?
52:26Oh, it's you!
52:28I thought it's your mother.
52:34Be quiet, will all of us be complete?
52:36Oh, no. Is there anything missing?
52:37There's one missing.
52:38Where are you?
52:39There's something missing.
52:40Oh, oh. Wait a minute.
52:41Let's go.
52:42Hi.
52:43Hi.
52:44It's good that we're all here.
52:45Hi.
52:46Hi.
52:47And who are you?
52:48I'm White Lady.
52:50Huh?
52:51Whatever.
52:52Go there.
52:53Ah.
52:54Ah.
52:55You know, it's good that we're all here.
52:57Because today is the perfect day to face the judge.
53:00To solve our problems.
53:03I heard that we have a new judge.
53:06It's true.
53:07Because our old judge was attacked in the heart and in the hospital.
53:10That's why our judge was replaced.
53:12To listen to our problems.
53:15That's right.
53:16That's really right.
53:17We need to know who is serious about us.
53:20So that we can solve our problems.
53:21That's right.
53:22That's right.
53:23That's right.
53:24That's right.
53:25That's right.
53:26That's right.
53:27That's right.
53:28That's right.
53:29That's right.
53:30That's right.
53:31That's right.
53:32Have you ever heard someone say something like,
53:33That's right.
53:34Good guess.
53:35That's right.
53:36But how about the old judge?
53:37Right.
53:38That's right.
53:39We need to have that judge.
53:43Huh?
53:44That's right.
53:45We need that judge.
53:46That's right.
53:47That's right.
53:48Come here.
53:49Come here.
53:50That did not go well.
53:51Come here.
53:52She was doing great today.
53:53Her movements were good.
53:54Her body movements were good.
53:55Now, who's the jealous person that eats a lot?
53:56Now those who eat a lot,
53:57I don't know because I'm the only one.
53:58I'm going to position the judge.
53:59Huh?