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(Episode aired on July 25, 2003)
(Episode aired on July 25, 2003)
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00:00Hi, I'm here to inspect your boat.
00:12Where's your boss?
00:14Where's your boss?
00:16Boss?
00:17Where's your boss?
00:18He's not here.
00:20He's not here?
00:21Yes.
00:22I'm here to inspect your boat.
00:26What's this?
00:32Nothing. It's just on the table.
00:37This is bad.
00:40Do you see this?
00:42These are pirated VCDs of my son's movies.
00:47Yes, ma'am.
00:48That's why I can't see my son's movies.
00:51He's pirating them.
00:52Maybe he's a blockbuster.
00:54Anyway, what else do you have here?
00:56Why do you have this?
00:58Ma'am, these are just evidence.
01:01Evidence?
01:02Yes, ma'am.
01:03Why do I see that you have a television here?
01:07It's set up for evidence.
01:11What's this TV for?
01:13It's also for evidence.
01:15Why do you have a VCD player?
01:17I don't have one.
01:18You don't have one?
01:19What's that VCD player for?
01:21It's for evidence.
01:23Can you play it for us?
01:26I don't have one.
01:28Can you play it for us?
01:30I don't have one.
01:31Let's see.
01:32I don't have one.
01:35Ma'am.
01:38Let me see.
01:39I don't have one.
01:41Do you want something, ma'am?
01:43No, I don't.
01:44My God.
01:45This is horrible.
01:46Ma'am.
01:48This is horrible.
01:50Ma'am.
01:52You guys are too much here.
01:54That's why the crime rate is high.
01:56The morality of this precinct is low.
01:59Ma'am.
02:00My God.
02:02Ma'am, these are just evidence.
02:04These are just evidence, ma'am.
02:05These are just evidence.
02:06Maybe you're playing it here.
02:07No, ma'am.
02:08You don't have any evidence that we're here.
02:10Maybe you're playing it yourself.
02:11No, ma'am.
02:12You don't have any evidence.
02:13Because the evidence should be in the storeroom.
02:15Yes, ma'am.
02:16You're hiding the evidence, right?
02:19No, ma'am.
02:21I didn't preview the evidence, ma'am.
02:24Don't lie.
02:25We're here with Howie Severino.
02:27He's an eyewitness.
02:28Huh?
02:29Huh?
02:30What are those?
02:31Admit it.
02:32Those are just evidence, ma'am.
02:34Just evidence?
02:35We're here.
02:36We got evidence.
02:37You're just watching.
02:38And you're here.
02:39No, ma'am.
02:40We're all here.
02:41We're all dissenters, ma'am.
02:42Yes, yes, ma'am.
02:43We're all dissenters here, ma'am.
02:45Okay, sergeant.
02:46Please get those.
02:48Let's eat.
02:49And get him out of this precinct.
02:51Sergeant, help him.
02:52Help him.
02:53I'll do it.
02:54No, no.
02:55You.
02:56Stand there.
02:57Help them.
02:58I can't, ma'am.
02:59What do you mean you can't?
03:00Stand there.
03:01Help them.
03:02You know the set-up.
03:03Ma'am, I really can't.
03:04Stand there.
03:05Now.
03:06Stand there.
03:07Now.
03:08I can't, ma'am.
03:09Attention!
03:10Oh, my God!
03:12Hurts a lot.
03:13Ayayayaya.
03:14How?
03:15About this much.
03:16Oh, okay, okay.
03:22Come here.
03:25Come on.
03:28Ayayayaya.
03:30What?
03:31What is it?
03:32Ayayayaya.
03:33Ayayayaya.
03:34Ayayayaya.
03:35Ayayayaya.
03:36Ayayayaya.
03:37Get your back away from me please.
03:40You can fight, you can fall, you can blow up a big ball, you can chew it with a bubble
04:02gun.
04:04Chew it with a bubble gun, bubble gun, just chew it with a bubble gun, bubble gun, just
04:10chew it with a bubble gun, bubble gun, just chew it with a bubble gun, bubble gun, just
04:17chew it with a bubble gun.
04:21The Bubble Gang!
04:31It's easy to catch wanted criminals if they put their pictures in a cell.
04:36Because the cartel members will know where they live.
04:41A public service from Bubble Gang.
04:51Uh, sweetheart, will you marry me?
05:08Huh?
05:09Why do you want me to be the one you want to marry?
05:14Because of all the women I've met, you're the only one who looks like a ghost.
05:32Darling, will you marry me?
05:37Thank you, you finally asked me.
05:41Huh?
06:04Will you marry me?
06:07Yes, yes I will marry you.
06:10Really?
06:11You agreed to marry me?
06:12Yes, I said yes.
06:15Okay, just wait, just wait.
06:17Wait, wait, where are you going?
06:18To my girlfriend.
06:19She also agreed to marry me, I'll just cancel it.
06:23Will you marry me?
06:26You're the one I'll never forget.
06:28You don't know that we're just getting married.
06:31Will you marry me?
06:35You're the one I'll never forget.
06:37You don't know that we're just getting married.
07:01Will you marry me?
07:03Huh?
07:04I'll say goodbye to him first.
07:08Huh?
07:09To him?
07:10Why would you say goodbye to him?
07:12He's my father.
07:31Will you marry me?
07:36I don't believe you.
07:37You're a fraud.
07:40I'm not a fraud.
07:41I'm honest.
07:43What did you say?
07:45I'm not a fraud.
07:46I'm honest.
07:48Honest?
07:49What did you say to all the girls?
07:54I told them everything and I got them all married.
08:01You're a fraud.
08:09Will you marry me?
08:11You're the one I'll never forget.
08:17Excuse me, sir.
08:18Can you propose in the other restaurant?
08:21Why?
08:22The customers here can't eat.
08:25You're a fraud.
08:27Excuse me.
08:29Excuse me.
08:43Cupcake.
08:45Will you marry me?
08:49Why did you suddenly ask me that?
08:52You know what?
08:53I thought of marrying you because you're so expensive.
08:57You're so expensive.
08:58Look at these restaurants.
09:00They're expensive.
09:01How can you finish them?
09:17I think
09:19this is the right time for this.
09:25Engagement ring?
09:26Are you going to ask me to marry you?
09:29This is not for you.
09:30This is for him.
09:31Henry, will you marry me?
09:33You're so good at playing the violin.
09:35I'll marry you.
09:46Miss.
09:48Yes, sir.
09:49Corned beef with rice.
09:50The Argentinian one.
09:51Regular or hot and spicy?
09:57Hot and spicy.
10:08Sir, your hot and spicy.
10:18Bubble game.
10:23Do it with a bubble game.
10:30Why is everything the doctor uses in the hospital cold?
10:34The thermometer and stethoscope are shocking.
10:48And now, let's listen to the teachings of Mahatma Ghalbi.
11:00Let's be the inspiration of the toilet paper.
11:04May we have a long and prosperous life.
11:19May we have a long and prosperous life.
11:29May we have a long and prosperous life.
11:39May we have a long and prosperous life.
11:49May we have a long and prosperous life.
11:55May we have a long and prosperous life.
12:00May we have a long and prosperous life.
12:18May we have a long and prosperous life.
12:37Leo?
12:39Lecheng?
12:42Lecheng?
12:44It's you.
12:45You've changed a lot.
12:47I know you.
12:50You know, Leo.
12:52Even though you've changed a lot, I still know you.
12:56You still know me?
12:57After 20 years?
12:59Of course.
13:01You know, you're still the Leo that I know.
13:05Since we were students in elementary school.
13:10Your IQ still hasn't changed.
13:13Don't say that.
13:15You don't know me.
13:16You don't know me at all.
13:18What?
13:20You already know how to speak English?
13:23You've also changed.
13:29Let me help you.
13:32Lecheng?
13:36Do you have a boyfriend?
13:40Not yet.
13:42Do you have a girlfriend?
13:46Not yet.
13:48Not yet?
13:51You're so handsome.
13:53You're so famous.
13:55Maybe a lot of girls are waiting for you.
14:00Actually, there are a lot.
14:02But...
14:05I don't have a heart.
14:16Lecheng?
14:18It's like...
14:20It's like your hand is itchy.
14:24Are you putting on lotion?
14:26It's like you're washing your face.
14:29Lecheng?
14:34I'm different.
14:36Lecheng, do you remember what I gave you when we were kids?
14:43Yes.
14:46How can I forget that?
15:00That's why I'm telling you.
15:02I have to leave.
15:04But I'll leave you here.
15:06I'll come back after 20 years.
15:09On your birthday.
15:11You're so hopeful, Lecheng.
15:14Promise me.
15:17I promise.
15:26Lecheng, I can really trust you.
15:31But for now, it's up to you.
15:34I'll give it to you.
15:37Of course.
15:39How can I forget that?
15:41I look at it every day.
15:44When the sun sets,
15:47I smell it.
15:49And when the night comes,
15:52I put it on my lap.
15:55And I put it under my pillow.
15:59You did that for 20 years?
16:03Why?
16:05You know, when you want something,
16:07you won't get tired of it.
16:11Wait.
16:13Did you take advantage of me?
16:15Take advantage of you?
16:17Did you take advantage of me?
16:21Lecheng,
16:23that's why I left it to you.
16:25I gave it to you.
16:27You're a fighter.
16:29Right?
16:31Lecheng, you're a fighter.
16:33That's how we met.
16:34Why?
16:36That's how we met you.
16:38Is that how you see me?
16:41Lecheng, what kind of question is that?
16:44When we were kids,
16:46we all know that you're a fighter, right?
16:48That's why we gave it to you.
16:50Lecheng, you're a fighter.
16:54Is that so?
16:56Well,
16:58you should fight
17:01against your grief.
17:04Lecheng,
17:06I didn't mean to.
17:11Lecheng,
17:14it smells.
17:21Lecheng,
17:23let's be friends.
17:27Okay?
17:37Mom,
17:38the food is smelly.
17:40Look,
17:41the food is looking at us.
17:44Just leave it.
17:45It'll leave.
17:48I don't want that.
17:50If it's chosen by its mom,
17:51it'll eat.
17:52You give it food.
17:55I don't want that.
17:56I'm not buying.
17:57I'm paying for the bill.
17:59You're so stingy.
18:02Can I
18:04buy this?
18:06What?
18:07This one.
18:08No, no.
18:09I'll take this one.
18:10This one?
18:11Yes, this one.
18:12It's delicious.
18:15Just buy it.
18:20Are you sure?
18:21Yes, please.
18:22I'm hungry.
18:23Hurry up.
18:24I'm hungry.
18:25You're so stingy.
18:41Oh,
18:42I forgot to pay for the bill.
18:44Hey,
18:46pay for the bill.
18:47You're so stingy.
18:48I don't want that.
18:49Mom,
18:50I'm so stingy.
18:51Let's show it.
18:52Hurry up.
18:53I don't want that.
18:55It's okay.
18:56It's free.
18:57You can go now.
18:58It's free?
18:59Yes, it's free.
19:00It's free?
19:01Yes.
19:02It's free.
19:03You can go now.
19:04You can take a bath.
19:05You're so kind.
19:07You're so kind.
19:09Thank you so much.
19:12You're so kind.
19:13You're so kind.
19:15Miss?
19:17Yes, sir?
19:18Corned beef with rice.
19:19The Argentinian one.
19:21Regular
19:22or hot and spicy?
19:26Hot and spicy.
19:45Sir,
19:47your hot and spicy.
20:14Because if they know that,
20:16they won't tell you.
20:20A public service from Bubblegum.
20:27And now,
20:28let's listen to the teachings of
20:30Mahatma Ghalbi.
20:41Give him a fish.
20:43He will live for a day.
20:46Teach him how to fish.
20:48And he will live a long life.
20:53But if he's not lazy and hardworking,
20:55he won't get tired.
20:59Dibs on that, sir!
21:14Give him a fish.
21:15He will live a long life.
21:17But if he's not lazy and hardworking,
21:19he won't get tired.
21:23Dibs on that, sir!
21:24Give him a fish.
21:25He will live a long life.
21:27But if he's not lazy and hardworking,
21:29he won't get tired.
21:33Dibs on that, sir!
21:34Give him a fish.
21:35He will live a long life.
21:37But if he's not lazy and hardworking,
21:39he won't get tired.
21:43Give him a fish.
21:44He will live a long life.
21:48I don't want to get tired.
21:50I'll teach him how to fish.
21:52Give him a fish.
21:53He will live a long life.
21:56But if he's not lazy and hardworking,
21:58he won't get tired.
22:02Dibs on that, sir!
22:03Give him a fish.
22:04He will live a long life.
22:08Dibs on that, sir!
22:09Give him a fish.
22:10Even in making people laugh.
22:12Right?
22:13You can't just make people laugh.
22:16For example,
22:17for example,
22:18if a person is drinking water,
22:21you can't make him laugh
22:23because it hurts his nose.
22:24And also,
22:25oh my,
22:26embarrassing.
22:29What?
22:30He suddenly fell?
22:32In front of a lot of people?
22:34That's why.
22:35Look at his face.
22:40What?
22:47Second,
22:48don't make people laugh.
22:50Just let him drink.
22:52Just let him drink soft drinks
22:53because he can really
22:55make everyone around him drunk.
22:57Even you,
22:58he can make you drunk.
22:59Yuck,
23:00disgusting.
23:02Look at his back.
23:03He suddenly walked.
23:04In front of him,
23:05he suddenly said,
23:06Happy Birthday.
23:10Wow.
23:11Sorry.
23:15Third,
23:16even those who eat,
23:18don't make them laugh.
23:20Those who burst out laughing.
23:22Of course,
23:23the rice might get in his nose.
23:24Here,
23:25especially if he eats corn.
23:28The corn will get in his nose.
23:30It's not nice.
23:32Especially if it's spicy.
23:34It's really pitiful.
23:35As in,
23:36pitiful.
23:41Oh,
23:42it's spicy.
24:01Fourth,
24:02don't make people laugh
24:04about the new operas.
24:06Of course,
24:07first of all,
24:08it's painful to get hurt.
24:10It's really fresh to get hurt.
24:12Second,
24:13of course,
24:14if it's Cesarian,
24:15he'll burst out laughing.
24:16You'll be responsible
24:17for making him laugh.
24:39Fifth,
24:40and this is
24:41the most important of all,
24:43don't forget this.
24:45Forget everything.
24:47Don't do this.
24:49Don't do this.
24:51Make everyone laugh.
24:52Make the drunk laugh.
24:54The newly-awakened one.
24:55But don't make him laugh.
24:57Don't make the one
24:59who has a mouth laugh.
25:02I guarantee you.
25:04Don't make the one
25:05who has a mouth laugh.
25:07I guarantee you.
25:11He's sticking his hand in.
25:12When he comes in,
25:13he's twirling it.
25:14When he comes out,
25:15he's rolling it.
25:23It stinks.
25:35Miss?
25:37Yes, sir?
25:38Corned beef with rice.
25:39The Virgin Tina.
25:41Regular
25:42or hot and spicy?
25:46Hot and spicy.
25:47Yeah.
26:18Do it with the bubble gum.
26:26Cows and hair
26:27are for our friends
26:30because they will leave each other.
26:43Good evening to all of you.
26:45And welcome again
26:47to your favorite talk show,
26:50yours truly,
26:51Junie Lee.
26:53I am Junie Lee.
26:55And tonight,
26:56we will be joined by
26:58a great singer.
27:02She used to be on the other side.
27:04She moved.
27:05She will have a soap opera here.
27:10She is the
27:12concert queen of the Philippines.
27:15Please welcome,
27:16Pop Fernandez.
27:23Hello.
27:24Hi.
27:29Good day.
27:31Good evening.
27:36Because
27:37Why?
27:39It's my first time
27:40to meet you face to face.
27:42Concert queen.
27:45How do you feel?
27:50Are you nervous?
27:53I'm just excited.
27:55Okay.
27:58Do you remember
27:59what they call you?
28:00Concert queen?
28:02Do you remember that?
28:03Yes.
28:04I remember.
28:05I don't remember.
28:07When they call you concert queen,
28:09it's you, right?
28:11Yes.
28:13No one stole your title
28:15of concert queen?
28:17No one?
28:19Even if they stole it,
28:20it's okay for me.
28:22Because the concert king
28:23already stole it from you.
28:27Is that so?
28:28But I'm a woman.
28:30That's why I will never be
28:32a concert king, right?
28:36I'm good, right?
28:39You're not only beautiful,
28:40you're also good.
28:41Yes.
28:42And when they call you queen,
28:44usually there are children
28:46who are princes.
28:48Like you, Robin,
28:49and Ram.
28:50Yes.
28:51Don't you have a plan
28:53to follow a princess?
28:56How?
28:58You're already an adult, right?
28:59Yes.
29:00How?
29:02I hope so.
29:03In the future.
29:05Do you want to have a princess?
29:08If I can have one,
29:09why not?
29:11Yes.
29:12If I can be given
29:13a blessing
29:15that I didn't expect.
29:17Because I didn't expect Robin.
29:20There are many
29:21unexpected events.
29:24I hope so.
29:25Because you'll be beautiful
29:27if you imitate me.
29:28Is that so?
29:30Thank God you believe me.
29:36When you were a little princess,
29:39you liked lollipops.
29:42That's why your nickname was Pops.
29:45Like lollipop.
29:47Pops.
29:49Actually, that's where
29:50I got the Pops.
29:52Lollipop.
29:54Are you sure it's lollipop
29:55and not Papa?
29:57Papa.
29:58Pops.
29:59Why Papa?
30:01Because there are many
30:02courting you.
30:05Why Papa?
30:06I'm their Papa?
30:07You're their Papa's girl before.
30:10No, I'm not.
30:11Next question.
30:13Because you studied
30:14at ISA,
30:15International School.
30:16Yes, that's right.
30:17That's why you're good
30:18at English.
30:20Not quite, no.
30:21But you're good at English.
30:22Yes, I'm good at English.
30:23You're good at English.
30:24Yes, I'm good at English.
30:25Yes, I'm good at English.
30:26Yes, I'm good at English.
30:27Yes, I'm good at English.
30:28Yes, I'm good at English.
30:29Not quite, no.
30:33Not too much.
30:34But yes, I did go to
30:35International School.
30:36What school did you go to?
30:38Mababang Paaralan
30:39ng Marinduke.
30:47Yung pag-aaral mo ba
30:48yung pag-ing magaling mo
30:49sa English?
30:51May connection ba yan?
30:52Kaya yung mga nagiging
30:53Papa mo na nalilink sayo
30:54mga poor mga English
30:55speaking din.
30:57Si Martin,
30:58si Troy.
30:59Tama na doon.
31:00Tama na.
31:01Uy, hindi naman.
31:02Una-una.
31:03Uy, talaga.
31:04Talaga.
31:05Junilee ha.
31:06For your information.
31:07Never ko naging boyfriend
31:08si Troy.
31:09Magkaibigan kami.
31:10Nalilink lang naman.
31:11Parang si Brad Terby.
31:12Diba nalilink din
31:13sa ingayon mo?
31:14Cismoso ka rin ano,
31:15Junilee.
31:16Sinulat lang nila dito.
31:17Ah, sinulat lang nila.
31:18Okay.
31:19Pero, siyempre,
31:20nalilink lang.
31:21So,
31:22nalilink lang.
31:23So,
31:24sinulat lang.
31:25Pero, siyempre,
31:26nalilink ka rin
31:27noon
31:28kay Aga.
31:29Diba?
31:30Hindi naman siya
31:31masyado.
31:32Talagang
31:33English speaking.
31:34Uy, logot ka.
31:35Pero,
31:36pero cute siya.
31:37Pero cute siya.
31:38Diba?
31:39Pero sabi mo,
31:40hindi siya masyado.
31:41Marunong naman
31:42mag-English.
31:43Magaling nga
31:44mag-English.
31:45Pero,
31:46hindi niya masyado
31:47pinagagamit.
31:48Hindi kagahin
31:49ng mga nalilink sa'yo
31:50na iba na
31:51talagang parang
31:52kumakain lang
31:53ng mani
31:54siya sa pagiging
31:55Pilipino.
31:56Diba?
31:57Pero, cute nga.
31:58Siya.
31:59Diba?
32:00Parang sinistres mo
32:01masyado na.
32:02O, hindi.
32:03Tired mo?
32:04Hindi naman.
32:05Okay.
32:06Naisip ko lang kasi
32:07na hindi ka
32:08masyadong mailig
32:09sa mga cutie.
32:10Hindi.
32:11Hindi talaga.
32:12Merong kang
32:13bagong,
32:14may bagong
32:15commercial ngayon.
32:16Hindi naman
32:17ikaw yun eh.
32:18May bagong
32:19commercial ngayon.
32:20Diba?
32:21Yung
32:22ang
32:23ang tawagan
32:24ng mag shota
32:25yung,
32:26Pari!
32:27Kain na!
32:28Naalala mo?
32:29Pari!
32:30Kain na!
32:31Hindi, hindi ko pa
32:32nakita yun.
32:33Kaya.
32:34Anong connection sa'kin?
32:35Itatanong ko lang
32:36kung nakaka-relate
32:37ka dun.
32:38Kasi,
32:39baka
32:40ako,
32:41pag nagka-boyfriend
32:42ka naman,
32:43tawagan nyo naman,
32:44Brad!
32:45Brad!
32:46Kanon?
32:47Naisip ko lang
32:48na bang,
32:49Kain na!
32:50Brad!
32:51Kain na!
32:52Ang cute mo.
32:53Last question.
32:54Ah, last na?
32:57Alam mo,
32:58kahit nag-international
32:59school ka kasi,
33:00kapuso mo rin
33:01ng masa eh.
33:02So,
33:03sa tingin mo,
33:04pwedeng maging
33:05romantic bang
33:06dinner?
33:07Anabawa,
33:08nagkaroon ka ng
33:09boyfriend ulit.
33:10Pwede bang
33:11maging romantic
33:12ang dinner?
33:13Kung,
33:14anabawa,
33:15ininvite ka lang niya
33:16para kumain
33:17ng Tapsilog.
33:18Oo naman!
33:19Uy, favorite ko yan,
33:20Tapsilog.
33:21Sa mamahal,
33:22sa mamahalin
33:23kayo pupunta,
33:24kung romantic,
33:25di ba?
33:26Basta yung kasama mo,
33:27type mo,
33:28love mo,
33:29romantic na rin yan.
33:30Naisip ko lang
33:31na siyang Tapsi,
33:32dahil pwede rin
33:33parang Tapsi-Tarbi.
33:34Ano ba yan?
33:35Kanon?
33:38Wala ka na bang
33:39ibang mas magandang
33:40question?
33:41Eh,
33:42tapos na,
33:43di ba,
33:44last question mo na yun?
33:45Wala na.
33:46Wala na?
33:47Wala na.
33:48Talakpakan po natin
33:49Miss Taps Fernandez.
33:50Wala na iba?
33:52Yun na yun?
33:53Pinapalis mo na ako?
34:07Huwag magbala at sibuyas
34:09ng hindi maluha
34:10ang mga makakita sa'yo.
34:13A public service
34:14from Bubblegum.
34:21Pwede!
34:23With the Bubblegum!
34:49Dolores,
34:51matagal ko nang iniintay
34:52ang pagkakataong to eh.
34:55Will you marry me?
34:59Alam mo,
35:01tatapatin kita.
35:02Gusto ko magpakasal sa'yo.
35:04Kaya lang,
35:05may nagbigay na sa'kin
35:06ng babala
35:07na maimitin ang ulo mo
35:08tsaka mahilig kang gumawa
35:09ng gulong.
35:12Hindi totoo yan!
35:13Hindi totoo yan!
35:14Sino lang sabihin yan?
35:15Ha?
35:16Sino lang sabihin yan?
35:17Sabihin ka na!
35:18Sino?
35:19Kaliniwala ka naman!
35:20Ha?
35:21Kaliniwala ka!
35:22Ha?
35:32Wow!
35:34Para sa'kin?
35:36Yes,
35:37a wedding ring.
35:40Wedding ring?
35:44Alam mo,
35:45sabihin mo na,
35:46sasabihin mo,
35:47wala ka na magpaligoy-ligoy pa.
35:53Two-five yan sa iba.
35:55Pero sa'yo,
35:56alam mo,
35:57bibigay ko lang yan
35:58ng one-three.
35:59Tsaka,
36:00kailangan ko lang
36:01ng pera ngayon eh.
36:02Huwag mo isabihin yan,
36:03Brilliant Tito's yan.
36:05One-three lang.
36:06Ha!
36:16Love,
36:17kaya kita dinala dito
36:18kasi meron akong
36:21importante kasasabihin sa'yo.
36:23Ano yan?
36:25Will you marry me?
36:28Ha?
36:29Pakakasalan kita,
36:30pero sa isang kondisyon.
36:32Anong kondisyon?
36:34Ituturing mong tunay na anak kong
36:36pinagbubuntis ko,
36:37pwede?
36:50Wala akong BMW
36:52nakatulad ng kay Peter.
36:54Wala akong mansiyon
36:55nakatulad ng kay Peter.
36:57Pero papakasalan kita,
36:59dahil
37:01mahal kita.
37:03Mahal na mahal din kita.
37:06Pero hindi ko akalain
37:07lahat ng hinahanap ko
37:08sa isang lalaki na kay Peter.
37:10Saan siya nakatira?
37:19Love,
37:22alam mo,
37:23kaya kita dinala dito
37:24dahil
37:25meron akong
37:26importante kasasabihin sa'yo.
37:29Ano yan?
37:32Ha?
37:37Will you marry me?
37:40Sige,
37:41papakasalan kita,
37:43pero hindi pa ngayon na.
37:46Kailan?
37:48Pag hindi ako pinakasalan
37:49nung isa ko pang boyfriend.
38:03Sweetheart,
38:05will you marry me?
38:08Yes.
38:09Talaga?
38:11Kahit nasabihin ko sa'yong
38:13dati akong bakla,
38:14pakakasalan mo pa rin ako?
38:18Okay lang yun.
38:20Okay lang sa'kin
38:21kahit dati kang bakla.
38:23Kasi
38:25dati akong bakla
38:26pagkakasalan mo pa rin ako.
38:28Okay lang yun.
38:30Okay lang sa'kin
38:32dati akong lalaki
38:33kasi sex change ko lang last year.
38:50Sweetheart,
38:53matagal ko nang pinapangarap
38:54ang makasama ka
38:55sa isang bahay.
38:57Matagal na matagal na panahon
38:59tayong magsasama.
39:00Wala kang gagawin sa bahay nayo
39:01kundi
39:02linisin ang lahat
39:03ng ating mga kagamitan.
39:05Alagaan ang lahat
39:06ng ating mga anak.
39:07Pagkatapos pag-uwi ko,
39:09hula sa work,
39:10pamasahihin mo ako
39:11para marelax ako.
39:13Sweetheart,
39:14gusto kong matupad
39:15yung mga pangarap ko yun.
39:17Kaya,
39:18will you marry me?
39:20Pagkatapos
39:21yung magbigay niyang babala,
39:22magpakasal ka sa sarili mo.
39:24Gagawin mo lang pala
39:25akong alila.
39:31Nagkaroon ako
39:32ng nobyang psychic.
39:34Kaya lang,
39:35iniwan niya ako
39:36bago kuming magkakilala.
40:00Hoy! Hoy!
40:01Hoy, ano ba ginagawa niya ito?
40:02Sir, sir!
40:03Ayos na kayo!
40:04Ba't hindi nakaayos?
40:05Bakit dumating na ang press dito?
40:06Ayon na yun, o ba?
40:07O ngayon!
40:08Sir, matanong ko lang,
40:09para saan ba itong press ko na ito?
40:10Eh, ito yung para
40:11ipakita natin
40:12doon sa mga media,
40:13pati na rin sa mga tao
40:14na talagang tayo
40:15yung nagtatrabaho.
40:16Yung kampanya natin
40:17laban sa terorismo
40:18at saka sa droga
40:19kailangang mait-
40:20Maganda yun.
40:21Oo, maganda yun.
40:22Kailangan natin
40:23mait-pick natin.
40:25Kaso sir,
40:26sino yung ipasinta natin?
40:27Si ano, si Kwan.
40:28Pinapunta ko si Henry.
40:29Si Henry, at saka-
40:30Si who?
40:31Oo, si Henry Papilla.
40:32Okay lang yun.
40:33At saka yung isang nahuli natin
40:34at po, sir, ha?
40:35Sige, sige, sige.
40:36Dalihan niyo, dalihan niyo, o ba?
40:46Sir, eto lang po sila.
40:47Eto lang po sila.
40:48Aray, bilisan mo, o ba?
40:49Ano mo niyan?
40:50Sir, ano ba ito?
40:51Bakit may press ko na naman?
40:53Pangatlo ko ng press ko nito, ha?
40:55Nagsimula to sa Krame,
40:56pakatapos sa Malacanang,
40:58tapos ko yun, dito naman.
40:59Tsk, tsk, tsk.
41:00Ano ba ito?
41:01Baka marinig ka nung-
41:02Nakauna ba ito?
41:03Tsk, tsk, tsk.
41:04Okay yan.
41:05Okay.
41:06Okay yung mga yan.
41:07Ano ka naman?
41:08Iba-iba naman yung
41:09krimen na ina-
41:10Ayun sa iyo, eh.
41:11Yung sa Krame,
41:12carnapping yun.
41:13Yung sa Malacanang, kidnapping.
41:14Ngayon naman,
41:15iba, terorismo naman ngayon.
41:16Tsk, tsk, tsk.
41:17Yung dami kong,
41:18ano yan, records.
41:19Records, records,
41:20ano records?
41:21Hindi records na tawag dun.
41:22Tawag dun, bookings.
41:23Kada lalabas ka sa camera,
41:25booking mo yun.
41:26Bookings?
41:27O, bookings.
41:28Parang artista?
41:29Ayun, parang artista.
41:31Ha?
41:32O, kaya, kaya,
41:33importante,
41:34galingan mo yung mga performance mo, ha?
41:35Pagka ikaw umarating sa media,
41:36mamaya,
41:37ayaharap ka namin siyang press, eh.
41:38Dapat galingan mo acting mo.
41:39Boss, boss.
41:40O?
41:41May baya ba yan?
41:42Siyempre may baya.
41:43May baya?
41:44Oo, may baya.
41:45Saan tayo unang nagkasama?
41:46Sa,
41:47PAOK TF pa ho.
41:48PAOK TF?
41:49O, yung TF dun,
41:50ibig sabihin nun,
41:51talent fee.
41:52May baya ba?
41:53Ano ba yan?
41:54Oo, galingan mo acting mo,
41:55mamaya kukubra tayo, ha?
41:56Ha?
41:57Okay, sige.
41:58O, mga, mga tol.
41:59Justin!
42:00Ano yun?
42:01Relax ka na.
42:02Okay, okay.
42:03Ano yun?
42:04Pasukin mo na yung press.
42:05Papasukin mo na yung press.
42:06Pwede na yan.
42:07Pwede na yan.
42:08Pwede na yan.
42:09Pwede na yan.
42:10Pwede na yan.
42:11Pwede na yan.
42:12Pwede na yan.
42:16Okay, okay, upulang kayo dyan.
42:17Upulang.
42:18Okay.
42:20Hup, gali.
42:25Excuse me.
42:26Binatawag ko tong press conference na ito
42:29para iharap sa inyo
42:30ang nahuli namin
42:32sa aming pinag-iba
42:34yung kampanya
42:36laban sa terorismo
42:38at sa droga.
42:39Ito ang nahuli namin,
42:41terrorista si
42:42Henry Favio.
42:43Tumayo ka, tumayo ka!
42:44Henry Favio.
42:45Tumayo ka.
42:46Sundali ah.
42:47Parang nakita ko na yan.
42:48Hindi, hindi, hindi.
42:49Hindi, hindi.
42:50Hindi pa nakita to.
42:51Hindi pa nakita to.
42:52Ang mga terorista ganyan talaga.
42:54Ang ginagawa nila,
42:55nag-ano sila?
42:56Nagpapaka,
42:57ginagayan nila yung mga ibang mga tao.
42:58Magkakamuka.
42:59Para bang maka-blend in
43:00malito yung mga otoritan.
43:01Eh, teka lang po.
43:02Sino naman po yung isang yan?
43:04Yan, yan, yan.
43:05Yan, yan, yan.
43:06Nahuli namin yan.
43:07Ano yan?
43:08Drug pusher
43:09tsaka drug addict yan.
43:10Ano yan?
43:11Ano yan?
43:12Yan yung, yung, yung, yung
43:13ano namin sa
43:14kampanya namin sa droga.
43:15Yan talagang
43:16pinapakita namin
43:17na nakahuli namin.
43:18Ha?
43:20Ayoy.
43:22Ang babagay niyong pumilis.
43:24Ngayon pa.
43:25Bagal kayo.
43:28Ano siya sabi mo ha?
43:31Limang taon.
43:32Ha?
43:33Labing limang taon
43:34na akong nagdadrugs.
43:36Ha?
43:37Ngayon, ngayon,
43:38ngayon yun lang akong
43:39hinahuli.
43:41Ngayon lang.
43:42Too late.
43:43Too late.
43:46Malulunan ako sa drugs.
43:47Mayis ka, mayis ka.
43:48Mayis ka, mayis ka.
43:50Excuse me lang.
43:51Oo nga naman.
43:52May punto siya doon.
43:53Kung di pa kayo pinukpok
43:54ng presidente,
43:55kayo naman ay hindi
43:56magsisipag
43:57ng mga kampanya
43:58para dyan sa
43:59laban sa drogang yan.
44:01Ha?
44:02Droga, droga.
44:03Anong droga, droga
44:04na sabi mo ha?
44:05Actually,
44:07kalat na kalat na nga
44:08yung problema na yan.
44:09Pati sa mga kapulisan.
44:11At, at, at, at, at, at.
44:12Ano, ano, ano?
44:13Ano siya sabi lang?
44:14Kalat na kalat ang problema yan
44:15pati sa mga kapulisan.
44:16Oo!
44:17Hindi totoo yan!
44:18Hindi totoo yan!
44:19Sino sabi niyan? Ha?
44:20Matitin mo kami, di ba?
44:21Sino?
44:22Sino sa'yo?
44:23Sino?
44:24Sino?
44:25Sino?
44:26Sino sa'yo?
44:27Ha?
44:28Ha?
44:29Ha?
44:30Ha?
44:31Ha?
44:32Ha?
44:33Ha?
44:34Ha?
44:35Ha?
44:36Ha?
44:37Ha?
44:38Ha?
44:39Ha?
44:40Ha?
44:48At ngayon,
44:49pakinggan natin ang mga turo ni
44:51Mahatma Galbi.
44:55Nahek behekbek
44:56siloos maasu.
44:59What is the essence of a woman?
45:02The essence of a woman
45:03is to bear a child.
45:04But if you are a woman,
45:06can you bear this child?
45:08Nibs and Dancer!
45:38Do it with the bubblegum!
46:05Sweetie Pie, I brought you here because I have something important to tell you.
46:30Will you marry me?
46:33Of course! I will marry you, but I want to make our wedding grander.
46:38Really? Just answer the expenses.
46:56Sweetheart, I have something important to tell you.
47:01Really?
47:02Will you marry me?
47:05I'm not ready yet.
47:08You're not ready? Just say yes already. I feel sorry for you.
47:12Just let me marry you.
47:16Okay, wait.
47:18Let me help you with the wedding gown.
47:21Wait!
47:23Help me with the wedding gown.
47:28Help the bride.
47:31You're the man.
47:33Congratulations.
47:35Welcome to the family.
47:36Will you marry me?
47:58Really?
47:59Will you marry me?
48:03You're so stupid.
48:06I'm just practicing because I can't say this to my type of girl.
48:12Why did you choose me to practice?
48:15Because if I say that, it means I'm too shy.
48:29What's that?
48:30Love, I brought you here because I have something important to ask you.
48:36What's that?
48:38Will you marry me?
48:41Wow! I'm so happy.
48:47I can do it.
48:48That's why I want to marry you.
48:58That's why I brought you here because I have something important to ask you.
49:03Will you marry me?
49:05Of course.
49:06When are you planning to marry me?
49:08I don't have a plan. I'm just asking you.
49:18You shouldn't make her laugh because of course, the rice might get in her nose.
49:32Right?
49:33Here's another one.
49:34Oh, I forgot my phone.
49:37Why did you choose me to marry?
49:42Because of the dynamics of the girl I met.
49:45I'm so shy.
49:46I'm done.
49:49Quiet! Quiet! 5, 4, 3, 2, and action!
49:56Sir, your hat is spicy.
49:59What?
50:01Your hat is spicy.
50:08Gibson Dancer!
50:15Gibson Dancer!
50:45Gibson Dancer!
51:15Gibson Dancer!
51:16Gibson Dancer!
51:17Gibson Dancer!
51:18Gibson Dancer!
51:19Gibson Dancer!
51:20Gibson Dancer!
51:21Gibson Dancer!
51:22Gibson Dancer!
51:23Gibson Dancer!
51:24Gibson Dancer!
51:25Gibson Dancer!
51:26Gibson Dancer!
51:27Gibson Dancer!
51:28Gibson Dancer!
51:29Gibson Dancer!
51:30Gibson Dancer!
51:31Gibson Dancer!
51:32Gibson Dancer!
51:33Gibson Dancer!
51:34Gibson Dancer!
51:35Gibson Dancer!
51:36Gibson Dancer!
51:37Gibson Dancer!
51:38Gibson Dancer!
51:39Gibson Dancer!
51:40Gibson Dancer!
51:41Gibson Dancer!
51:42Gibson Dancer!