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(Episode aired on August 29, 2003)
(Episode aired on August 29, 2003)
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00:00The next person is Juan de la Cruz, Juan de la Cruz.
00:16Present.
00:18Juan de la Cruz, what's your nationality?
00:20I'm Filipino.
00:22Filipino.
00:24Welcome to heaven.
00:28Why do you look so sad?
00:31You should be happy that you're in heaven.
00:34You survived and came here.
00:36Because we Filipinos are too aggravated.
00:41What do you mean by aggravated?
00:44Because life is so hard.
00:47Our life is so easy to die.
00:50Wait, don't talk like that.
00:52You know, everything is fair when it comes to heaven.
00:57Everything is balanced.
01:01What do you mean?
01:03It's balanced.
01:05For example, when you complain about the Philippines,
01:08the United States is a very progressive country.
01:14They are very blessed.
01:16But it's freezing there.
01:18It's getting cold.
01:20And a lot of people die because of the cold.
01:22If you notice, the Middle East and Africa are very hot.
01:27But they are the countries that are rich in oil and diamonds.
01:33That's why it's really balanced.
01:35Look at the Philippines.
01:37There are a lot of beautiful views.
01:39There are beaches and mountains.
01:43It's really beautiful.
01:45Everything you see in the Philippines is so beautiful.
01:48There are fountains.
01:50There are women in the Philippines.
01:52The sea is rich.
01:54The land is rich.
01:55There are a lot of delicious fruits.
01:57And the fish are fat.
01:59Wait, wait.
02:01All you're saying is that the Philippines is beautiful.
02:04I thought it's balanced.
02:06Wait a minute. I'll go there.
02:08Yes, the Philippines is beautiful.
02:10There are a lot of beautiful views.
02:12But if you notice,
02:14in the Philippines, all the politicians are trash.
02:26The Philippines is beautiful.
02:28The Philippines is beautiful.
02:30The Philippines is beautiful.
02:32The Philippines is beautiful.
02:34The Philippines is beautiful.
02:36The Philippines is beautiful.
02:38The Philippines is beautiful.
02:40The Philippines is beautiful.
02:42The Philippines is beautiful.
02:44The Philippines is beautiful.
02:46The Philippines is beautiful.
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02:55The Philippines is beautiful.
02:57The Philippines is beautiful.
02:59The Philippines is beautiful.
03:01The Philippines is beautiful.
03:03The Philippines is beautiful.
03:05The Philippines is beautiful.
03:07The Philippines is beautiful.
03:09The Philippines is beautiful.
03:11The Philippines is beautiful.
03:13The Philippines is beautiful.
03:15The Philippines is beautiful.
03:17The Philippines is beautiful.
03:19The Philippines is beautiful.
03:21The Philippines is beautiful.
03:23The Philippines is beautiful.
03:54Mommy, mommy!
03:56Your son, Jonathan,
03:58married a woman!
04:00Dad!
04:02Why are you so upset?
04:04It's normal.
04:06Mommy, did you forget that your son has a wife already?
04:18Sweetheart,
04:20your son, Baby,
04:21married a man!
04:23Don't be so tense.
04:25It's just natural.
04:27Your son is a man.
04:29Maybe he's just a friend.
04:31Friend?
04:33They're together in the shower.
04:43It's good that your son married a man.
04:46Why are you upset?
04:48It's normal.
04:49What do you mean normal?
04:51Did you forget that our son is also a man?
05:04Daddy!
05:06Daddy!
05:08Your son married a woman!
05:11It's normal, sweetheart.
05:16Daddy, did you forget that your son is only 7 years old?
05:20Your son is only Grade 1.
05:32Honey,
05:33your son, Gigi,
05:35married a man!
05:37Even though he looks like a man?
05:39Of course!
05:40Thank God!
05:42Otherwise, you two won't be equal.
05:49Daddy!
05:55Sweetheart,
05:56did you forget that your son married a woman?
05:58I'm worried about your son.
05:59He married a woman.
06:01Where are they?
06:03They're hiding in our house.
06:08Is our house okay?
06:10Yes, it's okay.
06:11Even the rooms are okay.
06:13Sweetheart,
06:15introduce us to your girlfriend.
06:17Daddy,
06:18she's not my girlfriend.
06:20What?
06:21She's not your girlfriend?
06:22Why did you hide her in the house?
06:23Of course,
06:24I sold the house because I don't have money.
06:41You're finally here.
06:42Your son brought a woman here.
06:45Dad!
06:46Hi, Dad!
06:47Hi, Mom!
06:50He's going to get married soon.
06:52He's going to get married?
06:53He's not married yet.
06:55Why did he bring a beautiful woman here?
06:58To make me jealous.
07:13Sweetheart,
07:14your son is Greg.
07:15What happened to Greg?
07:17He's with a woman
07:18and they're hiding in the room.
07:20They're going to have dinner here.
07:23But our son is pregnant.
07:25Why are you so worried?
07:26What can I do?
07:27I just fried three fishes.
07:29I can't eat it.
07:42Language
07:43is life.
07:44There's no stop
07:45to change
07:47and progress.
07:49Just yesterday,
07:50I added a new word
07:52for our
07:53new
07:54vocabulary.
07:55And that is
07:56the word
07:57badminton.
08:00Badminton.
08:01Let's use it.
08:03Our game was so fun
08:05earlier
08:06in the new building
08:08of badminton.
08:10The sound is a bit
08:11repetitive.
08:13That's why it's like
08:14it's small.
08:15It's like
08:16the sound of
08:17the word
08:18badminton
08:19is funny.
08:20But,
08:21my friends,
08:22this is not different
08:23from words like
08:25basketball,
08:28tennis,
08:30billiards,
08:32or bowling.
08:34Almost all
08:35mass games
08:37can be called
08:38like this.
08:40For example,
08:41volleyball,
08:44baseball,
08:46soccer,
08:47ping-pong.
08:49But, let's not
08:50call them
08:51social games
08:52like
08:53golf.
08:55There's no golf.
08:56Or mountain
08:57climbing.
08:59Mountain
09:00climbing
09:01sounds bad.
09:04It's not good.
09:05Or skydiving.
09:07It's like
09:08skydiving.
09:10It's not good.
09:12My friends,
09:13this is
09:14how
09:15the language
09:16of life is.
09:17Some add,
09:18some remove.
09:19Now,
09:20in these times,
09:21my friends,
09:22we call
09:23stray dogs
09:25like
09:26Balbon.
09:27But,
09:28my friends,
09:29nowadays,
09:30we really
09:31call them
09:32****.
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14:39Prove to me first
14:40that you have powers,
14:41you're a real ghost,
14:42and you can see
14:43what's going to happen.
14:44Tell me
14:45what's going to happen
14:46to me that's bad.
14:47My only powers
14:49are those that will disappear.
14:51That's all.
14:52Those will disappear?
14:53That's all.
14:54How can I believe you?
14:55I'll just depend on you
14:56in life.
14:57As far as I know,
14:58the boss said
14:59I'll tell you that
15:00Be careful, Berto.
15:03Something bad
15:04is going to happen to you.
15:07Be careful, Berto.
15:10Something bad
15:11is going to happen to you.
15:14Be careful, Berto.
15:17Something bad
15:18is going to happen to you.
15:21Be careful, Berto.
15:24Something bad
15:25is going to happen to you.
15:28Be careful, Berto.
15:31Something bad
15:32is going to happen to you.
15:35Be careful, Berto.
15:38Something bad
15:39is going to happen to you.
15:42Be careful, Berto.
15:45Something bad
15:46is going to happen to you.
15:49Be careful, Berto.
15:52Something bad
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15:56Be careful, Berto.
15:58Something bad
15:59is going to happen to you.
16:02Be careful, Berto.
16:04Something bad
16:05is going to happen to you.
16:08Be careful, Berto.
16:10Something bad
16:11is going to happen to you.
16:14Be careful, Berto.
16:16Something bad
16:17is going to happen to you.
16:20Be careful, Berto.
16:23Something bad
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16:27Be careful, Berto.
16:29Something bad
16:30is going to happen to you.
16:33Be careful, Berto.
16:36Something bad
16:37is going to happen to you.
16:40Be careful, Berto.
16:43Something bad
16:44is going to happen to you.
16:55If your body pain is severe,
16:57ma'am, do you have a size 6?
17:00I don't have one.
17:02You're so stingy.
17:06This is the fastest injection.
17:09New Injection FR.
17:11It's in a fast-release capsule,
17:13so the ibuprofen
17:14can be absorbed faster
17:15to remove swelling
17:16and paracetamol
17:17to remove pain.
17:19New Fast-Release Injection FR
17:21so you can feel better faster.
17:25There's a size 6, ma'am.
17:27We have yellow and cream.
17:28What color do you want?
17:30Color!
17:49Those who live in the dark
17:51are often shot.
17:55But those who are in the light
17:56are often shot.
18:05Congratulations!
18:07You're the third one.
18:10You lost to Mina Monivy.
18:15How do you feel?
18:19I'm happy
18:21because I've been dreaming of this for a long time.
18:24I want to thank Mother Lovett because she fought for me to become a third wife.
18:32Of course, of course.
18:34And you, Manay, even being a third wife, you were forced to do it.
18:38Oh, Manay, it looks delicious.
18:41It's really delicious, right?
18:42Waiter, give me some of this.
18:44Get him some of this.
18:46And two, wrap the other one.
18:48Hurry up!
18:55Hey, Mina Molly!
18:58She's not at the table.
18:59Oh, hi.
19:00Hi, school teacher.
19:02Hello, Ishwarya.
19:04Hi.
19:08Oh, my.
19:09Manon Lott is here.
19:12Oh, Manon Lott?
19:14Manon Lott.
19:15You're listening.
19:16I'm the third wife of Manay.
19:19So, she went to my place.
19:21That's right, right?
19:23Oh, my.
19:24Who can tell you that it suits you?
19:28I'm the first choice.
19:30You're the one who fought because you're Manon Lott.
19:34Correct.
19:35Correct.
19:36You're the third wife.
19:37And you're women.
19:38We're going to demand you for the bypass that you did.
19:40Manon Lott!
19:41Demand?
19:42Am I the one you're going to demand?
19:44You're so arrogant, right?
19:46You're going to make me hit you, right?
19:48You're going to make me hit you, right?
19:50That's right.
19:51It's better if you keep quiet because everyone knows that I'm the third wife.
19:56What?
19:57What?
19:58Oh, my.
19:59Maybe everyone knows that I'm going to kill you.
20:04Because you're so arrogant, I'm not going to allow it.
20:07I'm going to kill you.
20:10That's not fair, that's not fair.
20:14That's not fair.
20:15That's not fair.
20:16Why don't you just accept that Elphie is the third wife yet?
20:20Right?
20:21That's right, right?
20:22That's just a role.
20:23No, it's not a role, it's not a role.
20:28It's not a role.
20:29What do you mean?
20:30It's not a real life.
20:33It's not a film.
20:34That's why I'm going to kill her.
20:36So, you're going to get away with it.
20:37I'm telling you!
20:40Let the doctor take care of her.
20:43We're going to kill you.
20:45There's nothing you can do.
20:46There's nothing you can do.
20:49Kill her.
20:50You have to kill her!
20:50There's nothing you can do.
20:51Kill her!
20:53There's nothing you can do!
20:55She should be dead!
20:56You have to kill her.
20:57Kill her.
21:07Good morning, Atty.
21:08Good morning, good morning.
21:09You know, Mr. Santos,
21:10I was reading the sworn statement of the witness
21:13Yes.
21:14and I noticed that, well,
21:17you really did something wrong.
21:20Me?
21:21You really intended to shoot the victim.
21:23Atty.
21:24No, it was an accident.
21:25It was an accident.
21:26What you're saying is clear.
21:28No, it's not true.
21:29It's a fight.
21:30It's a fight.
21:31It's a fight.
21:32It's a fight.
21:33It's a fight.
21:34It's a fight.
21:35It's a fight.
21:36It's a fight.
21:37It's a fight.
21:38It's a fight.
21:39Well, you have to convince him
21:40so that I can get this case.
21:42You have to tell me what really happened.
21:44I'll tell you again.
21:45Yes, you need to.
21:46I've told this story in the media many times.
21:48Well, for me to accept this case,
21:51you need to tell me what really happened.
21:54Let's go.
21:55It started with my gun.
21:57Okay.
21:58My gun is beautiful.
21:59This is new.
22:00Huh?
22:01The day the victim came,
22:02you know,
22:03of course, it's a new gun.
22:05This is how you clean it.
22:08Then, you wipe it.
22:12Like that.
22:13When the victim comes,
22:15you lower all your actions.
22:19You stop it.
22:20So, I lower my gun.
22:21I lower it like this.
22:25When I lower it like that,
22:26he saw it.
22:28He saw it.
22:29He said, it's beautiful.
22:30He wants to touch it.
22:31He wants to touch it.
22:32Did you hold the gun?
22:35No, I didn't.
22:36Of course, it's mine.
22:37It's new.
22:38What I did was,
22:39I did it quickly.
22:40Like this.
22:42I did it quickly.
22:43I put it aside.
22:44He wants to touch it.
22:46He wants to borrow it.
22:47Really?
22:48Yes.
22:49Wait.
22:50Why didn't you let him borrow it?
22:51It's hard if you let him borrow it.
22:52You shouldn't let him borrow it.
22:54Because,
22:55my gun is loaded.
22:56Loaded.
22:57Loaded.
22:58It has bullets.
22:59Live bullets.
23:00It's hard.
23:01It's hard.
23:02What happened when you didn't let him borrow it?
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25:29Hello.
25:30Hi, sweetheart!
25:31Hello, yes.
25:32Hey, did you finish the recipe of the magazine I gave you?
25:40What magazine?
25:42Wait a minute, I'll get it.
25:46Hello?
25:47Hi.
25:48Is this the Better House?
25:51Yes.
25:52Is this the one?
25:56Yes.
25:57Is this the Better Housekeeping magazine?
26:00Yes.
26:01But there's no cooking section here.
26:04There is.
26:05There are beauty tips, health tips,
26:07gardening, house remodeling.
26:10There's no cooking section here.
26:12There is a cooking section there.
26:14It's on the other end.
26:16Check it.
26:20Here, here. I saw it.
26:21Minyahang Adobong Baboy?
26:24Correct.
26:25Just cook all of it.
26:27It's easy.
26:28I already bought the ingredients.
26:30It's in the refrigerator.
26:32And I already soaked the pork.
26:34Sweetheart, I don't know how to cook.
26:36My eyes are still blurry.
26:38I might read it wrong.
26:40I might not be able to cook it properly.
26:42Sweetheart, they're like ABCs.
26:45Just follow what's written in the magazine, okay?
26:49Okay.
26:51It's up to you.
26:52It's okay even if I'm wrong.
26:54Okay.
26:55I'll just go home later.
26:57Just cook it.
26:58Okay, see you.
26:59Bye.
27:00Okay, bye.
27:04Minyahang Adobong Manok.
27:09I just bought this.
27:10It's easy.
27:12First,
27:13soak the pork overnight
27:16using Delmonio soy sauce.
27:21Delmonio?
27:25Delmonio?
27:33Spread it on both sides
27:36so that it looks like
27:38everything is dancing.
27:43Talk to the flowers.
27:45Tell them that you're happy
27:48to see them bloom.
27:58Hi.
28:01I'm happy.
28:02I'm happy.
28:03I'm happy.
28:04I'm happy.
28:05I'm happy.
28:06I'm happy.
28:07I'm happy.
28:08I'm happy.
28:09I'm happy.
28:10I'm happy.
28:11I'm happy.
28:13I hope you'll bloom.
28:22Get the soaked pork
28:25and separate it from the skin.
28:41Cut it.
28:52Include the rotten things
28:55like the skin of bananas,
28:58fish eggs,
28:59eggshells,
29:00and other things.
29:02Include that.
29:04The fish.
29:11They're with the guy in jail.
29:41Breathe in, breathe out.
29:54Make sure you tighten the tube using the vice grip.
29:59Make sure there's a teflon before you put it back so it doesn't fall off.
30:11Make sure there's a teflon before you put it back so it doesn't fall off.
30:33Light the fire.
30:36Get a cucumber.
30:39Cut it in half and put it in the other eye.
31:05What's happening here in our house?
31:18This is the chicken adobo.
31:23It's burning!
31:32Try it.
31:35Try it.
31:46If you have severe body pain,
31:48Do you have a size 6?
31:53It's itchy.
31:57This is the fastest injection.
31:59AXAN FR is new.
32:01It's in a fast-release capsule.
32:03That's why it absorbs the ibuprofen faster.
32:05To prevent swelling.
32:07And paracetamol to prevent pain.
32:09AXAN FR is new and fast-release.
32:11To make the pain go away faster.
32:15We have a size 6, ma'am.
32:16We have yellow and cream.
32:18Really?
32:19But I'm sorry, I got the wrong size.
32:21I think I'm looking for a size 6 and a half.
32:24No!
32:29Just do it with a bubblegum.
32:36Do it with a bubblegum.
32:44This is the latest edition of GNA Splash Report.
32:52Good evening.
32:53This is Ivan Submarina for GNA.
32:57Splash Report.
33:02According to the latest news,
33:04The U.S. is just like the Philippines now.
33:07Aside from the unexplained blackout,
33:11Many artists will run for the upcoming elections.
33:16This is Ivan Submarina for GNA.
33:22GNA.
33:24Splash Report.
33:28Good evening.
33:53It's good that you're here.
33:54I've been waiting for you.
33:56Why? Is there a problem?
33:57Manny arrived earlier.
33:58He's with a girl.
33:59They're in the classroom.
34:01What's wrong with that?
34:02He's a man.
34:03It's okay.
34:04What are you talking about?
34:05I'm Manny's wife.
34:19Oh, dear!
34:21Don't you want Junior?
34:23The girl will go home tonight.
34:27He hasn't left the room yet.
34:30Why are you so nervous?
34:32What is Junior doing?
34:35Let them be.
34:37They know what they're doing.
34:39What do you mean?
34:42Why do you always say that to me?
34:45What?
34:47Junior is already 50 years old.
34:49You can handle him.
34:56It's time for him to go home.
34:58Goodbye.
35:01Richard.
35:02Come here.
35:03Why?
35:04I'm going to visit your son.
35:05He called me earlier.
35:06He said that his boyfriend will come with him.
35:09Why are you so angry?
35:11He said that I'm his maid and driver.
35:15That animal!
35:20Oh, dear!
35:21It's good that you're home.
35:23Junior brought a girl home earlier.
35:26That's okay.
35:27Junior is a young man.
35:28It's okay for him to spend time with a girl.
35:31She's not his girlfriend.
35:32I'm going to give her to you.
35:38I'm going to give her to you.
35:40I'm going to give her to you.
35:43I'm going to give her to you.
35:46I'm going to give her to you.
35:48I'm going to give her to you.
35:56Mildred.
35:57Mildred.
35:58It's good that you're here.
36:00Our son, Bongbong, came earlier.
36:02He brought a girl home.
36:03He locked her in his room.
36:05He locked her in his room.
36:06What did you do?
36:08I gave him 200 pesos.
36:10An additional 3 hours overtime.
36:19Hi, Mom.
36:20Mom, this is Rica, my classmate.
36:22Hello.
36:24Mom, we're going to study now.
36:37It's good that you're home.
36:39Our son, Bongbong, brought a girl home.
36:43They're in the room.
36:45They said they're going to study.
36:47It's okay.
36:48It's okay.
36:49They're just going to study.
36:50Just let them be.
36:51What did you say?
36:54That's what you said.
36:56They're just going to study.
36:58Just let them be.
36:59What do you mean, it's okay?
37:01Are you crazy?
37:02Don't you remember that when you brought me home,
37:05we didn't tell your mom?
37:07Why?
37:08Did we study?
37:18Sweetheart, our son brought a girl home.
37:21He locked her in his room.
37:24Yes, I know that.
37:25He told me earlier.
37:27They're going to do a project.
37:29They're going to do a project?
37:30I don't believe it.
37:31I know that guy.
37:32Why?
37:33Who is he?
37:34My dad.
37:48Hey, why did you do that?
37:51Because...
37:52What do you mean, because?
37:54Hey, I know that you didn't do your assignment.
37:56You're trying to fool me.
37:57Look at what you did.
37:59You look like you don't have anything because you're a man.
38:02My son has something because he's a woman.
38:04You should know what you did to my son.
38:07He forced me to kiss him.
38:08That's why I kissed him.
38:10We kissed.
38:11It was a project.
38:12He brought a girl home.
38:14Oh, my God.
38:26Miss, do you have a sidekick?
38:39Why are they fighting?
38:44Put the bubblegum.
38:47Put the...
38:49Put the bubblegum.
38:57Do you know what's the funniest story?
39:01It's just an excerpt.
39:02It's just an excerpt.
39:14Stop it.
39:20Hey!
39:23If you don't mind,
39:24I have something to tell you about my son.
39:26Tell me who it is.
39:29I don't remember.
39:30You don't remember?
39:31You look fine.
39:32Nothing?
39:34Wait.
39:35Hey!
39:36Are you my son?
39:38No, I'm not.
39:39Why? Who are you?
39:40What are you doing here?
39:41I'm a sidekick.
39:45Don't look at me.
39:46Are you my son?
39:47No.
39:48Why? Who are you?
39:52I'm just a cowboy.
39:58What's up?
39:59I'm just a cowboy.
40:01Why?
40:02I'm just a cowboy.
40:03Why? Who are you?
40:05I'm just a cowboy.
40:10Don't be like that.
40:11Hey!
40:13Are you my son?
40:15No, I'm not.
40:16Why? Who are you?
40:18I'm just a cowboy.
40:23Do you really remember who he is?
40:30Hey!
40:31Do you really remember who he is?
40:34You're so annoying.
40:35Didn't I tell you?
40:37Didn't I?
40:39What?
40:41I'm just a cowboy.
40:42I'm not a cowboy.
40:44Didn't I tell you?
40:46You!
40:48Huh?
40:49Are you really my son?
40:50Huh?
40:51I'm just a cowboy.
40:52You're all gay.
40:56Are you gay?
40:57You're so annoying.
40:58That's why I'm here.
40:59I'm just visiting that cowboy.
41:03Cowboy?
41:04Cowboy?
41:05Hey!
41:07You're my friend.
41:09Who are you?
41:10You, right?
41:12Why?
41:13You're so handsome.
41:14If I'm going to trip, I'll trip.
41:17I'm just a cowboy.
41:19I'm just a cowboy.
41:20Babe.
41:21Yeah.
41:22Oh, yeah.
41:24I'll hit you.
41:26You're so annoying.
41:29Don't you remember?
41:31What's your name?
41:33Who's really my son?
41:36Huh?
41:37Don't you remember?
41:38What does he look like?
41:39What does he do?
41:40I didn't look at him.
41:41I just passed by.
41:43He's wearing a top.
41:44But I can't understand him.
41:47He looks like a drunk.
41:49He looks like a drunk.
41:50Why?
41:51Why?
41:52Why?
41:53We know him.
41:54Who?
41:55You're so annoying.
41:59Who is he really?
42:06Good morning, Class.
42:07Good morning, sir.
42:08Good morning, sir.
42:09I have something important to announce.
42:12I've been asking you since you're already old enough,
42:16since you're already of age enough,
42:18Yes, sir.
42:19to learn what we call
42:21birds and the bees,
42:24S-E-X.
42:25Huh?
42:26Huh?
42:26That's sex.
42:28You're at the right age to learn about sex.
42:31That's why I prepared a live demonstration
42:35so that you can clearly understand what I'm saying.
42:38Sir, are we hearing the truth?
42:40There's a live demon of sex education?
42:42Live demon?
42:43That's right.
42:44That's right.
42:45That's why I prepared a bed here in our classroom
42:50so that our explanation will be more truthful.
42:54We'll be able to see what's really happening
42:57in the eyes of a married couple in this day and age.
43:01Sir, that's beautiful.
43:02Yes.
43:03That's why we'll welcome our classmates
43:06who will demonstrate in our class,
43:08Mr. and Mrs. De La Cruz.
43:10They will teach us.
43:13Good morning, sir.
43:15Morning.
43:16Sir, don't they look older?
43:18What did you say?
43:19They look older.
43:20Ah, they look older.
43:22That's Mr. and Mrs. De La Cruz.
43:24They've been married for 25 years.
43:27As long as they're together,
43:29our explanation will be more truthful.
43:33That's why it's better if we don't waste time.
43:35Let's find out what's really happening
43:37in the eyes of a married couple in this day and age.
43:41Class, be very quiet and turn off the lights.
43:44Miss Quinto, please turn off the lights
43:48so that they can have a little privacy.
43:51Okay, let's watch and learn.
43:52Let's watch and learn.
43:53Okay, sir.
43:54Here you go.
44:11Ah, hi.
44:12Hi.
44:14Let's sleep.
44:16Is the light off?
44:18It's so bright.
44:21Maybe.
44:22It's like...
44:24Ah, by the way,
44:27the curry you bought earlier
44:30looks like it's hard.
44:32No, it's not.
44:33Maybe you just changed your mind.
44:37Huh?
44:38I see.
44:39Maybe you bought curry from
44:43Mrs. Maringano.
44:44I told you not to buy it there.
44:46It's always the same old food.
44:48You know, you're so smart.
44:50But you ate a lot.
44:52You didn't leave any food for our son.
44:54What?
44:55Your mom's running out of food.
44:58Can you not involve your mom in this?
45:00We still owe our son's matriculation.
45:05It's his last salary.
45:07I already paid for it.
45:09I'll pay for it.
45:11What's wrong with you?
45:12We haven't paid our electricity bill for a month.
45:15I didn't come here to borrow money.
45:17I just told you to come back.
45:19Why did you teach me?
45:20You should have just paid for it.
45:22What's wrong with you?
45:23You owe me a lot.
45:26I paid for it last week.
45:29You didn't even return my call card.
45:31What?
45:32I already paid for it.
45:33What are you talking about?
45:35I'm going to sleep now.
45:37You're always like this.
45:39You're making me sleep again.
45:41Sir?
45:42Sir?
45:43What class are you in?
45:44Shh!
45:46Be quiet.
45:47You might wake up.
45:49What class?
45:50Did you enjoy your sex education?
45:57Are you ready to know your fate?
46:00Consult with Mrs. Margarita.
46:03She will tell you what to do.
46:06Are you ready to know your fate?
46:09Consult with Mrs. Margarita.
46:12You, Mrs. Margarita, better prepare for your fifth pregnancy.
46:16You will look more beautiful the whole year.
46:19You will take care of the children.
46:21Just text Mrs. Margarita and she will send you a horoscope.
46:24Every Sunday, text the bubble and your zodiac sign
46:28and send it to 4627 for Smart Atoken Text
46:32or 2364 for Globe.
46:36Get a bubble guy!
46:39Birthday!
46:42Bubble guy!
46:59Honey?
47:01Your son went home earlier.
47:03He's with a girl in his room.
47:05He's with a girl?
47:06Yes.
47:07What happened to him?
47:08Did he have an affair?
47:09No.
47:12Don't worry.
47:13He had an affair.
47:15Mom!
47:16Yes?
47:17Good news, Mom!
47:20I'm going to finish my kidnap!
47:36Love,
47:37it's good that you're here.
47:39Your son is so stupid.
47:42He went home earlier and he met a girl.
47:46Maybe your son's love at first sight.
47:49It's okay.
47:53Oh, hi, Dad!
47:55This is Genevieve, my classmate.
48:05Honey?
48:06Honey?
48:07Why?
48:09My son told me that he went home with a girl.
48:12He went home with my son.
48:14Don't you want that?
48:15We'll be close when they're together, right?
48:19They can't be together.
48:20They're siblings.
48:21I'm too close with my son.
48:25You fooled me!
48:26You fooled me!
48:36Sweetheart!
48:37Sweetheart!
48:39Wait.
48:40I heard your son earlier.
48:42He's inside the room.
48:43He's so close.
48:44He's so close!
48:45He's with another guy.
48:46I don't believe that he's doing a project.
48:49He's so close.
48:50Let's go.
48:58Don't worry.
48:59It's okay.
49:00It's okay.
49:01It's okay.
49:02It's okay.
49:03I don't have money for electricity.
49:05I don't have money for tuition.
49:08My father doesn't have a job.
49:11You're so stubborn.
49:13You're so stubborn.
49:14You're so stubborn.
49:17Hi.
49:19Oh, love.
49:20It's good that you're home.
49:21It's June.
49:22Yes.
49:23Why?
49:24June went home with a girl.
49:27What's wrong with that?
49:28What's wrong with that?
49:30Have you forgotten?
49:32June died a year ago.
49:36What's wrong with that?
49:37I don't know.
49:38I don't know.
49:39I don't know.
49:40I don't know.
49:41I don't know.
49:42I don't know.
49:43I don't know.
49:44I don't know.
49:46I don't know.
49:48I don't know.
49:53It's good that you're home.
49:55Your kids went back to their house.
50:05What?
50:06Hendry went home with his girlfriend.
50:09They're in your bedroom.
50:10They're working on something at their bedroom.
50:12In our bedroom?
50:13Oh yes.
50:14Mom, it's just that it's embarrassing for us.
50:17What's embarrassing?
50:18You're just inventing a script.
50:20That's not what you're supposed to say.
50:21What's embarrassing?
50:23I'm just kidding.
50:24I'm just kidding.
50:25I'm just kidding.
50:26I'm just kidding.
50:27I'm just kidding.
50:28I'm just kidding.
50:29I'm just kidding.
50:30I'm just kidding.
50:33You're fooling me.
50:37Our son went home earlier.
50:41Really?
50:42That's good.
50:45That's good.
50:46Why? What's the problem?
50:48He said, it's good that you're home.
50:50I've been waiting for you.
50:51Why? What's the problem?
50:52That's good.
50:53That's good.
50:55Oh, love.
50:56It's good that you're home.
51:00It's good that you're home.
51:03We're husband and wife here.
51:09Something.
51:11There's something.
51:13I can see you there.
51:14Who are you?
51:15Me?
51:17I'm just a waiter here.
51:26It's hard for you to dance while we're here.
51:30Waiter?
51:31Why not you?
51:32Who are you?
51:34Huh?
51:35I'm just a waiter.
51:37You're going to die.
51:39You're going to die.
51:41You're going to die.
51:44You're going to die.
51:47We won't see each other again.
51:50Take care, Gerto.