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00:00A few days later...
00:04It's midnight, but good morning!
00:07It's Midnight Punch Live!
00:09They really went to a deserted island.
00:12200,000 views?!
00:14That's amazing!
00:15Of course I would do that.
00:18Awesome!
00:21What kind of videos are you all watching right now?
00:24I'm watching this.
00:25We're practicing in the music class.
00:29Combinations are important.
00:31Let's work together.
00:33Yeah.
00:34Yuu-kun!
00:36Mom!
00:38I have to go home too.
00:40Me too.
00:42Bye!
00:59Mom!
01:29It's midnight, but good morning!
01:31It's Midnight Punch Live!
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02:52Are you all right?
02:54Yeah.
02:55Let's go.
03:10At around 7 p.m. today,
03:12there was an unexplained explosion
03:14in an empty residential area.
03:16Well, it broke all of a sudden,
03:18so I was really surprised.
03:20Why?
03:21I don't know.
03:22Maybe it was a big bat.
03:25Or maybe a goddess came out of nowhere.
03:29As you can see,
03:30the residents are repeating
03:31their meaningless statements.
03:33I know why you were called to headquarters.
03:38Um...
03:39I'm really sorry about the vampire.
03:45Oh...
03:49Is that Masa over there?
03:52I don't see him, but...
03:55I forgave you for the video.
03:57But I told you not to make a scene.
04:00Yes.
04:01Why did this happen?
04:04Well, that's...
04:06GAMBLER
04:13You guys!
04:14The alcohol I bought with the money I earned from gambling is delicious!
04:18It's delicious!
04:20That's why!
04:22Yeah!
04:23That's right!
04:24That's right!
04:25That's right!
04:26That's right!
04:27That's right!
04:28That's right!
04:29That's right!
04:30That's right!
04:31That's right!
04:32I'm sorry!
04:34I'm sorry!
04:35I will destroy the vampire.
04:37What?
04:38Destroy?
04:39This is Mother's order.
04:43Destroy the vampire,
04:45attract the attention of the world,
04:47and create danger that the existence of vampires may be exposed.
04:51It is natural to be punished.
04:53You're all rotten oranges!
04:57Mother said.
04:59What does rotten oranges mean?
05:02Well, it's a funny story.
05:04Shut up!
05:05Shut up!
05:06I'm sorry.
05:07If the vampire is destroyed, what should we do?
05:11You should move to another house.
05:16Hey, what about me?
05:18I don't know. Do as you like.
05:20It's hard to make a video without you.
05:24I don't care what happens to your video.
05:29No!
05:30Masaki can't live with Rive.
05:32Rive can't live with him.
05:33I'm afraid to live with a vampire I don't know.
05:37I'm against moving.
05:39The house where Ichijo is adjusting the nails is only there.
05:43Ichiko doesn't want to either.
05:44I don't want to lose the vampire.
05:47Don't complain about causing trouble.
05:50I didn't cause any trouble.
05:53You were in debt yourself.
05:56It's not Rive's fault that the wall is broken.
05:58It's the alcohol's fault.
06:00Are you going to blame the alcohol?
06:02You hate sin and hate people.
06:12I'm sorry.
06:14It's all my fault.
06:22It hurts.
06:25Don't cause any more trouble for your mother.
06:33Rive, let's ask him not to break the house again.
06:39But he said it's okay to take a video.
06:44It's okay to move to a different place.
06:47I didn't like it before.
06:51What is this?
06:52Are you going to live with Masaki?
06:56No, I'm not.
06:58Rive, I'm going to ask Masaki to teach me how to edit.
07:02If you want to teach me, you have to go to Masaki's house.
07:06Then we can live together.
07:11In other words, if you have time to be alone with Masaki, you don't need a vampire?
07:16That's not it.
07:19I don't think it's possible.
07:22I can't go against my mother's decision.
07:28I can do it anywhere.
07:31As long as there's a gamble.
07:33What do you mean?
07:34I realized where I should move to.
07:39It's thanks to you that the wall is broken.
07:42It's not just my fault.
07:44That's right.
07:45It's everyone else's fault.
07:49But I'm the only one who's serious about vampires.
07:54It's annoying.
07:56What do you mean?
07:58You're the only one who's serious about vampires.
08:01Don't say that.
08:04Let's go to the bathhouse.
08:06It's a nuisance.
08:09You think so too, right?
08:12I see.
08:14It's a nuisance for everyone.
08:16Then I'll do it all by myself.
08:19Calm down.
08:21I'm calm.
08:23Then I'll go home.
08:25I have to go to the bathroom.
08:28I forgot.
08:30I'm sorry.
08:32I don't know what to do.
08:42You can't do that.
08:46How old are you?
08:48I'm 110 years old.
08:52I just don't know how important vampires are.
08:56I'll reflect on myself and come back.
08:59Then I'll forgive you.
09:01You're great.
09:03If you put your favorite food in it and eat it together,
09:07I'm sure your hearts will come together.
09:09By the way...
09:11Yes?
09:12Why do you eat rice when you can just drink blood?
09:16That's because I asked you to.
09:18I want to eat rice with you.
09:20What do you mean?
09:22I'm a human.
09:24Before I came here, I ate rice with my father, mother, and brothers.
09:32Do you become a vampire if you drink blood?
09:36That's okay.
09:38I drank Masaki's blood.
09:41Did you?
09:43On the contrary.
09:45When vampire blood enters the body, humans become vampires.
09:51Then why did Ichigo become a vampire?
09:53There's no reason.
09:55What?
09:56I've always wanted to be a human and be with my mother.
10:01But I was suddenly turned into a vampire.
10:04Now my mother is taking care of me.
10:07In the past, there were people who turned humans into vampires on their own.
10:12So I'm not a human anymore.
10:14I have nowhere to go.
10:16I have nowhere to go.
10:18I'm alone every day.
10:21I've been walking all the time.
10:24Then I found a vampire.
10:28A few days later.
10:34Rive welcomed me.
10:38I knew I could live without eating rice.
10:42But I always wanted to eat rice with everyone.
10:47A few days later.
10:53A few days later.
11:01Then Rive came.
11:06A lizard came.
11:08A few days later.
11:14Fu came.
11:15Then we started eating together.
11:20That's why the vampire is my favorite house.
11:24The episode is heavier than I thought.
11:29Is that so?
11:30And why is there a hot pot in the summer?
11:33It's because everyone's favorite food is in it.
11:38A few days later.
11:50I'm hungry.
11:52No.
11:54I want to eat.
11:57We all eat together.
12:01Okay.
12:09What are you doing?
12:11Rive.
12:12Don't film me.
12:16Let me see.
12:23Why is there a hot pot on a hot day like this?
12:25I don't know.
12:26I didn't know you were here.
12:29Masaki.
12:30What's wrong with you?
12:32I'm going to see my mother.
12:35I can't rely on you guys.
12:38Wait a minute.
12:39Don't be so aggressive.
12:41We have to fight.
12:43Shut up.
12:44If you can't protect one of your friends, get out of here.
12:47I'm hungry.
12:51This is an important house for her.
12:55You should know that.
12:58A few days later.
13:05I can finally eat.
13:08Ichiko.
13:09It's time to eat.
13:11I'm going to put in the liver.
13:13I want you to put it in, too.
13:16There's also enoki mushrooms.
13:18Rive.
13:19Don't eat it all by yourself.
13:21Are you going to film?
13:22A hot pot in the summer might be an interesting picture.
13:26After all, we have to eat together.
13:31Rive.
13:32Everyone.
13:33Well, then.
13:34Itadakimasu.
13:35That's not fair.
13:37Why are you coming in through the wall?
13:39There's a door.
13:41And wash your hands before eating.
13:44What?
13:45It happens at this timing?
13:48So, don't destroy the vampire.
13:51Project, start.
13:53What exactly are you going to do?
13:55I'm going to get in with garlic.
13:57If you do that, you'll be erased.
13:59To be honest, I don't think it's going to work.
14:02If you show me how Rive and the others have grown,
14:05I might be able to do it.
14:07Growth?
14:08I do it every day.
14:11What?
14:15I'm in a music class.
14:17We're all practicing now.
14:19Combination is important.
14:21Let's work together.
14:24I have an idea.
14:29Take a look.
14:31If we succeed in this, Mother will change her mind.
14:37Seriously?
15:00I'm going to take Mother's time.
15:02I won't forgive you if it's a trivial matter.
15:05Seriously.
15:10This time, Mother's face...
15:17I can't see.
15:20So, what are you going to do?
15:22I'm going to take Mother's time.
15:24I won't forgive you if it's a trivial matter.
15:28So, what are you going to do?
15:41We are living in a vampire world.
15:44We are growing up and becoming stronger.
15:49We are not rotten oranges.
15:51We will prove it from now on.
15:54We will.
15:55If we can prove it, I will ask you to withdraw from the vampire world.
16:01We will.
16:25To be continued...
16:55To be continued...
17:26To be continued...
17:28As you can see, our hearts have become one.
17:34So, I think we can continue to live together.
17:41I see.
17:43You did your best.
17:47I can't believe it!
17:49Are you kidding me?
17:51I can't believe it!
17:52You can't move your heart with this?
17:54Are you serious?
17:55I'm sorry, Mother.
17:56It was a waste of time.
17:58The vampire world is...
17:59No!
18:00Hey!
18:01I don't want to destroy the vampire world!
18:03You can't say that now!
18:05Because I don't want to!
18:06No!
18:07No!
18:08Don't be selfish!
18:10It's a nuisance!
18:11Ah...
18:19Ichika...
18:22I'm not a human anymore.
18:25I'm alone every day.
18:29But I want to eat with you.
18:33Please listen to me.
18:35Everyone...
18:37You don't have to eat with me.
18:41But I'm selfish.
18:44You've been with me for a long time.
18:49So, I've been bothering you for a long time.
18:57Eve...
18:58Lizard...
19:01I'm sorry.
19:05Ah...
19:08Ah...
19:11Ah...
19:14Ah...
19:17Ah...
19:20Watch this video!
19:21What is it this time?
19:22I don't care!
19:23Masaki, how long are you going to shoot?
19:26A little more.
19:28How long do you think you can use us?
19:32I don't care!
19:33They're all rotten.
19:35Maybe they're trash under the mandarin orange peel.
19:37I didn't say that!
19:39They only care about themselves.
19:43But they're eating together like this.
19:47They're not forcing themselves.
19:48They're thinking about Ichika's feelings.
19:51These guys...
19:53They're the kind of people who can get along with someone's feelings!
19:59You...
20:00There's no way I can treat you guys specially!
20:02What do you mean?
20:04You...
20:05You guys are always causing trouble.
20:07You don't do anything about it.
20:09That means you're not good enough for other vampires.
20:12We're not a problem anymore!
20:14If you're not, what are you?
20:16We're Mayupandas!
20:18Huh?
20:19That's right!
20:20We're working hard to make videos!
20:24That's right!
20:25That's right!
20:26That's right!
20:27That's right!
20:28That's right!
20:29That's right!
20:30At first, I didn't understand what a video was.
20:34But now, I'm having fun!
20:36That's what I'm saying!
20:37That's right!
20:38Shut up!
20:39We're not there yet.
20:42But one day, we'll be YouTubers with a million subscribers!
20:47We'll be so great that no one will complain!
20:50So please allow us to live together as vampires!
20:56Please!
20:57Please!
20:58Please!
21:00A year later
21:10It's been six months.
21:11Huh?
21:13We'll have a million subscribers in six months.
21:15If we do that, the break-up will be cancelled.
21:18What?
21:20Wait, wait!
21:21Six months is impossible!
21:22Give me at least a year!
21:24We have 20,000 subscribers now!
21:26What?
21:28He hung up.
21:31A million subscribers in six months.
21:34To be honest, that's pretty tough.
21:38But we have to do the midnight punch!
21:41For Masaki's blood and for the vampires!
21:45Right!
21:49Everyone, let's do it together!
21:52Let's eat!
21:55I'm done recording.
21:57Now, where's the USB?
22:00There it is.
22:01I plugged in the camera.
22:03There's a file, too.
22:05Okay, let's get started.
22:09When I opened the curtains, Asahi came in.
22:12What?
22:13Are you trying to make me look bad?
22:15I don't know.
22:16It's time for the night-time vampires to sleep and someone I don't know to wake up.
22:19I'm just going to keep connecting my soul.
22:22Asahi.
22:23When it's quiet around you, it's noisy in your head.
22:26You might see this, but the voices in your head are getting in the way.
22:29It's worthless.
22:30It's annoying.
22:31Get out of here.
22:32I understand.
22:33So what are you going to do?
22:34Because it's none of your business.
22:36Selfishness is a personality.
22:38Do whatever you want.
22:40I'll light you up even at midnight.
22:42I want to connect more between morning and night.
22:49Something interesting.
22:51A night-time vampire like nothing is in the way.
22:56The noise is getting louder.
22:58I can hear it from a distance.
23:00Today has started again.
23:03For me, it's just a one-man edit.
23:13Where is this guy?
23:16Is this a hotel?
23:19I can't find it.
23:21Excuse me.
23:26If we reach a million subscribers, let's borrow money and split it up.
23:29Ichiko.
23:30Guiuchi-sama.
23:31You owe me money again.
23:32I'm kidding.
23:33You owe me money again.
23:34I'm kidding.
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