Mayonaka Punch Episodes 1
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00:00Fire! Fire! Fire! More! Give me! Give me! Juice!
00:05Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
00:07Fire! Fire! Fire! More! Give me! Give me! Juice!
00:11Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Night!
00:13Fire!
00:19It's about time to wake up, because it's midnight
00:22The hustle and bustle of the city, and the noise of the night
00:25Fire! Fire! Fire! More! Give me! Give me! Juice!
00:29Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
00:31Even if you wake up now, if you burn and turn to ash
00:34Tonight, you can just turn to ash
00:37Now, let's go to bed, good night
00:40If you don't go to bed soon, you might get eaten by the blood
00:43Fire! Fire! Fire! More! Give me! Give me! Juice!
00:45It's great to be alive
00:46Fire! Fire! Fire! More! Give me! Give me! Juice!
00:48It's a real time
00:49Fire! Fire! Fire! More! Give me! Give me! Juice!
00:51If you don't have a place to sleep, let's play together
00:57A dangerous place stronger than snow in the middle of the night
01:01If you want to get ahead of the fire
01:03If you want to get ahead of the fire, play freely
01:05A place where you don't care
01:07I'll teach you, come over here
01:09Hurry up!
01:10If you want to get ahead of the fire, you don't have to
01:13It's a real time
01:14It's a real time
01:16The hustle and bustle of the city, and the noise of the night
01:19Fire! Fire! Fire! More! Give me! Give me! Juice!
01:22It's a real time
01:24It's a real time
01:25The hustle and bustle of the city, and the noise of the night
01:27Fire!
01:28Fire! Fire! Fire! More! Give me! Give me! Juice!
01:34NewTube
01:36It is the most-viewed website in the world, where hundreds of videos are posted every minute and hundreds of thousands of videos are viewed every minute
01:45Tch.
01:46I don't know anything about this guy, and this guy, and this guy...
01:49I don't know anything about this guy, and this guy, and this guy...
01:53Thank you so much for all your support.
01:58I have something to report to you all.
02:01First, I'm very sorry for the many times I've made you feel uncomfortable in the videos.
02:09Masakichi has decided to leave the group.
02:14We've been together since high school, and I've always wanted to be with him.
02:21But our relationship has always been bad.
02:25There have been problems with the number of views, dissatisfaction with the content of the project, and each person's motivation.
02:33And the violent behavior during the live broadcast the other day.
02:37What? You're saying I'm to blame for everything?
02:40After that, we found out the truth behind it.
02:43As a member of the Harikiri Sisters, I will never allow this channel to be enjoyed by everyone.
02:51Are you kidding me?!
02:56No, no. The bad guys are the bad guys. I'm not at fault.
03:01Masakichi and I have decided to take a different path.
03:05If the viewers allow it...
03:08What?
03:09Harikiri Sisters and I have decided to take a different path.
03:14From now on, we will make videos that the viewers will enjoy.
03:23The new Harikiri Sisters will work hard to reach the goal of 1 million subscribers.
03:33This will be the last time, but please continue to support us.
03:44Oh, you're giving me a hard time again.
03:47There are so many comments.
03:49But it looks like you two have a lot of views.
03:53Thanks to you.
03:55You're welcome.
03:57So 1 million?
03:59If it weren't for me, the number of subscribers wouldn't have increased.
04:02I won't let you get away with it.
04:03I'm going to increase it from now on.
04:06But I've been thinking about this project for a long time.
04:09You just did it on your own.
04:11Filming and editing...
04:13We'll do our best.
04:14And if we hire new people, it'll be perfect.
04:19The broadcast will resume soon, but will you come out with us?
04:22Well, I don't think anyone wants to see a violent woman.
04:27I won't come out!
04:28Hello, I'm Masakichi.
04:31I started a solo channel this time.
04:35I'm so excited.
04:37It's okay.
04:39If this becomes a hot topic, those two...
04:42I'm going to decide everything.
04:44Please support me, rate me, and subscribe to my channel.
04:48You're the one who's going to see the legend.
04:55Hey, hey.
04:56You don't have to cheer me up.
04:59All right!
05:00I can't do this.
05:01I have to withdraw.
05:04I'm a fan of Masakichi.
05:06I'm rooting for you.
05:09What?
05:11I won't look!
05:13I won't look anymore!
05:14I'm going to win!
05:26I'll start with the apology video.
05:33All right.
05:38I don't think anyone wants to see a violent woman.
05:54And if you hire a new person, it's perfect.
05:58That's it!
06:00And if you hire a new person, it's perfect.
06:04That's it!
06:08Come on!
06:09I'm looking forward to your appearance!
06:29I'm sorry.
06:44My brain is a mess.
06:47I can't stand it anymore.
06:50Let's eat!
06:55It's hot!
06:56It's hot!
06:57It's hot!
06:58It's hot!
07:03It's noisy.
07:05What time is it now?
07:08I'm sorry!
07:16Hey, Chico.
07:17You're going to turn into ash.
07:20You can't open the curtains in a vampire's room.
07:23I forgot to turn off the vacuum cleaner.
07:25I'm glad you're finally awake.
07:31But I'm going to sleep again.
07:33I'm in a dream.
07:35What are you talking about?
07:36I've been worried about you for the past 20 years.
07:4020 years?
07:42That's right.
07:43You didn't wake up at all.
07:46I've been sleeping for 20 years.
07:48Why did I wake up at the most delicious place?
07:51Anyway, you're my savior, aren't you?
07:55Savior?
07:57Look at this.
08:02What's this?
08:04It's a bonus.
08:05A bonus?
08:06I've been working hard to protect the vampires for the past 20 years.
08:12But I've been getting more and more debt.
08:15Debt?
08:16Why?
08:17I started a business.
08:19What?
08:20You did?
08:21Yes.
08:22I did a lot of things.
08:23I bought a lot of things.
08:24I'm at the top of my game.
08:27You can't even read the rules.
08:29You can't be a stockbroker.
08:31But I used a video of a stockbroker.
08:35I said I'd make a lot of money if I did this.
08:39Video?
08:40What's this square thing?
08:42This is a smartphone.
08:45I'm sorry.
08:49I'm sorry.
08:55It's going crazy.
09:01Thank you for applying this time.
09:06Yay.
09:07So I went to interview the new member of Masakichi.
09:14I really came.
09:16But...
09:18Enjo-chan is right in front of me.
09:23If you become a member...
09:25I won't be a member.
09:27Can I use this video on my channel?
09:30Please withdraw.
09:32I'm glad.
09:33He's a serious person this time.
09:35If you become a member...
09:37Can I ask you a question first?
09:40Yes.
09:41Go ahead.
09:42Do you have anything to say to the two of you who are still working hard?
09:46No, nothing in particular.
09:49You must be angry.
09:50I can't believe you're leaving alone.
09:52Those two said bad things about Masakichi yesterday.
09:56Those two...
09:57First of all...
10:01I'm recording this.
10:05Please withdraw.
10:07My brother is sick.
10:09That brother is a fan of Masakichi.
10:12I see.
10:13Then let's...
10:14It's a lie.
10:15Go home!
10:21Please!
10:22Give me that punch!
10:26We've been together for three days.
10:28Let's break up.
10:29If you buy this, you'll be happy.
10:30Hey!
10:31Why are you wearing a wooden doll?
10:37Where am I?
10:39That world.
10:41I'm going to die.
10:43I see.
10:45In this situation, I have no choice but to get drunk.
10:55I'll have a drink.
11:02That's great.
11:04It's convenient.
11:05I can do anything with this.
11:08Did you drink all the blood in the lungs?
11:12I'm sorry.
11:13It's the first time in 20 years.
11:15Let's see...
11:17DM reply...
11:18Not yet!
11:20I didn't drink anything today.
11:23But is this possible?
11:25The girl who appeared in my dream is in reality.
11:27It's Masakichi.
11:29Wait a minute.
11:31Is this a kindergarten?
11:32Did I have that kind of power?
11:34It's the best!
11:35Libby is thinking.
11:37I'm sure she's thinking about how to pay off my debt.
11:41Libby!
11:43I want to get Masakichi's blood.
11:45I want to kiss him.
11:46Are you worried about me?
11:49Are you in love with me?
11:53Hey!
11:54Don't do that!
11:56Don't worry.
11:57I won't let you get in the way of Libby's thoughts.
12:00I don't want to get in your way.
12:02Let's get to know each other first.
12:04But I don't know if I can stand it.
12:06It's the first time in 20 years.
12:09But I met him in my dream.
12:11Wait a minute.
12:12Is Libby in his dream, too?
12:15No!
12:16I can't believe it!
12:23Ichigo?
12:28Are you okay?
12:29Damn it!
12:30Where did he go?
12:31I won't let you get in the way of Libby's thoughts.
12:34Die!
12:36What's going on?
12:40I don't have enough blood.
12:42I don't have enough strength.
12:44Hey!
12:46Are you okay?
12:48You're going to tear me to pieces!
12:52Stop it!
12:53I can do anything except for a kiss!
12:57Who are you?
13:05Libby...
13:09You saved me, Ichigo.
13:14Excuse me.
13:16Excuse me.
13:18Excuse me.
13:22I'd like a shot of soju.
13:24It's closing time.
13:28I don't want to lose.
13:30In the first place, I was the one who suggested that the three of us make a video.
13:35Yes.
13:36It's closed.
13:37But...
13:38But what?
13:39Why do I have to be kicked out?
13:42It's closed.
13:43I know!
13:45By the way, today's audition...
13:47Hey!
13:49You're Masakichi from Harikiri Sisters, right?
13:53Don't bother me in real life.
13:57Yes.
13:58I'm sorry.
14:01What the hell?
14:03You keep talking about me all the time.
14:07I guess that's the kind of guy who sends me shitty replies.
14:10Die!
14:12Oh, no.
14:13I drank too much.
14:16But I don't want to go back to that house.
14:26The abandoned hospital...
14:28The haunted spot...
14:31The first video that went viral...
14:35Hello!
14:37This time, we went to the abandoned hospital!
14:42Yes.
14:43This time, we got special permission to make a video at the haunted hospital.
14:50Let's go!
14:52Yeah!
14:55What?
14:57Masakichi Channel!
14:59We went to the abandoned hospital!
15:06The air...
15:08Yes, yes.
15:10We just have to make a video that goes viral, right?
15:12Come on, ghosts or whatever, come out!
15:16The haunted hospital
15:24It's too dark to see, but...
15:27Are there any ghosts?
15:29It's cold!
15:30Why?
15:31It's dirty.
15:33Seriously?
15:35Ouch!
15:43What am I doing?
15:49Wait a minute.
15:50I saw something.
15:52A real ghost?
15:54Look at this.
15:55What is it?
15:56It's just a reflection.
15:58Let's go over there.
16:01Okay.
16:02If you don't get scared, you won't be able to get out.
16:12There's no one here anymore.
16:15It was fun.
16:17I wanted a lot of people to watch the video.
16:20That's why I've been working so hard.
16:23Nothing's left.
16:27Ichigo.
16:28Don't let me cut your stock.
16:31Well, I drank it.
16:33Why is there no blood in the hospital?
16:37There's no one here.
16:39It's dark.
16:44It's crushed.
16:46No way!
16:47There were a lot of people 20 years ago.
16:52What?
16:53The smell of my favorite blood came in.
16:56No way!
16:58What is this?
17:00There's a lot of cells in my body.
17:12I found it.
17:20You're Masakichi, right?
17:24Nice to meet you.
17:25I'm Liv.
17:27What?
17:29Are you in Masakichi's dream, too?
17:35I don't know what you're talking about.
17:37Are you in my dream?
17:39I have to answer something.
17:44Can I go to the bathroom?
17:46Your voice is the best.
17:49I can't.
17:50I'm going to throw up.
17:54You...
17:56I'll kill you!
17:57I'm sorry!
18:03I don't know what you're talking about.
18:05Wait!
18:07Let's kill each other first!
18:16It's cheating to turn suddenly.
18:20It's not normal.
18:22This is...
18:25Let me kiss you!
18:27I'm definitely a vampire!
18:40Don't come any closer!
18:45It's a cross!
18:49If you come any closer...
18:51Go away!
18:52I'll come back when you're gone!
18:54Okay, okay.
18:55But let me kiss you!
18:58Don't talk like an old man!
19:00What the hell are you?
19:02It's dangerous, so come here!
19:04Go away!
19:05I'm not going home.
19:06That's right!
19:09Look at this.
19:11Look at this video.
19:13This is you, right?
19:15And I'm going to hire a new person.
19:19No one wants to see a violent woman.
19:22Shut up!
19:23I don't care about that anymore!
19:26I'm not...
19:29I'm not needed by anyone!
19:32So...
19:33Rive needs you.
19:36Your blood is Rive's destiny.
19:40There's no other replacement.
19:44Huh?
19:48I'm dead.
19:49I'm dead.
19:52That's enough.
19:54I'm tired.
19:58Huh?
20:06I told you it was dangerous.
20:09I got you!
20:14No!
20:20So?
20:21You want to try and catch me?
20:23He's flying!
20:24Amazing!
20:26He's so amazing!
20:44Who's there?
21:05Are you okay?
21:07I'm fine.
21:09That was fun!
21:13Hey!
21:14You want my blood, right?
21:17Then...
21:23Will you help me?
21:25Huh?
21:26Appear in my video!
21:28If you appear, I can make a video that no one has ever seen before!
21:33I can get a million subscribers in no time!
21:37So...
21:38So...
21:40Become my friend!
21:43If I can get a million subscribers in return...
21:48You can eat me.
21:55I'm done recording.
21:57Now...
21:58Huh?
21:59USB...
22:00There it is.
22:01Connect the camera...
22:03There's a file...
22:05Okay, let's get started.
22:09When I opened the curtains, Asahi came into my sight.
22:12What?
22:13Are you trying to hurt me?
22:16The night school students are sleeping, and someone I don't know is waking up.
22:19I'm trying to connect the souls that I can't see.
22:22When the surroundings become quiet, the inside of my head becomes noisy.
22:26When I look at this, the voices of the other students get in the way.
22:29It's worthless.
22:30It's annoying.
22:31Get out of here.
22:32I got it.
22:33So what do you want me to do?
22:34Because it's none of your business.
22:36Selfishness is a personality.
22:38Do whatever you want.
22:40I'll light you up in the middle of the night.
22:42I want to connect more between morning and night, but...
22:49Interesting things, like nothing, are in the way.
22:56The noise is getting louder. I can hear it from afar.
22:59Today has started again, but...
23:03To me, it's just a lonely editing point.
23:12Where is this?
23:16Where is this?
23:19It's not here.
23:21Then, I'll hang up.
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23:36It's Midnight, but Good Morning!
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