The Story of Tracy Beaker Series 5- 09. Toddler in Town / Twos a Crowd
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00:00I can make my world come true, all my dreams will see me through, doesn't matter what they
00:12come my way, believe me now, I will win some day.
00:18What do you think's in there?
00:21I haven't got a clue. I've never noticed it before.
00:27We could open it with a clue bar.
00:29It's got to be a key somewhere.
00:34It could be full of cash.
00:36Maybe it's full of bones.
00:38And some poor tortured soul will haunt the dumping ground.
00:43Forever!
00:45Daft! There's no such thing as ghosts.
00:50Oh!
00:56Are you sure you're okay?
00:59I love tomatoes.
01:01I think you should sit down, Mike.
01:02You have us to.
01:03You need to take him to the doctors, Elaine.
01:05I can't leave you children alone. You know what the rules say, two members of staff present at all times.
01:10Besides, this place doesn't run itself, you know.
01:12Chill out, Elaine. It's not rocket science. I could run this dump with my eyes closed.
01:17And what's in it for you?
01:18A week of late passes.
01:20Deal?
01:22It doesn't look like we've got much choice.
01:27Bouncer counts as an adult, doesn't he?
01:30Oh, thanks for the vote of confidence, Elaine.
01:33Look, Elaine, you'll only be gone for one or two hours. What's the worst that can happen?
01:48Listen up, everyone.
01:50Thanks to Marco and Millie, we are officially a Mike and Elaine free zone.
01:54Woo-hoo!
01:55Yeah!
01:57Cool. No one's taught us what to do, right?
01:59Wrong. I've got a bunch of late passes resting on this, so you lot need to get busy.
02:04Jackie, Dustin, Crash, your room seriously needs fumigating.
02:10I've known camel houses that smell better.
02:12And Bex, I've lived here all my life.
02:16And Bex, I've left you in charge of the toilet.
02:20Great.
02:21I'll use your head as a loo brush.
02:23You've got to be joking.
02:25I'm not.
02:26We need to show Mike and Elaine that we can look after ourselves.
02:29It's the first step to more freedom around here.
02:31And what exactly are you going to do?
02:33Supervise.
02:35If you'll excuse me.
02:37Knock them on.
02:39Oh, please, is that the best you can do?
02:41Kids.
02:47So where did you come from?
02:49I don't know.
02:51Maybe there's a clue in here.
02:53Shouldn't you be getting lunch ready, Sherlock?
02:56Well?
02:58What does it say?
03:00My name's Charlie.
03:02Please look after me.
03:05Listen, Charlie.
03:07Lesson number one in life.
03:09Parents are rubbish.
03:11Don't worry, I'll look after you.
03:13Yeah, we'll help you, Justine.
03:15Bye.
03:17Bye.
03:19Bye.
03:21Bye.
03:23Bye.
03:25Bee's cleaning up, I suppose.
03:27I don't need anybody's help.
03:29It's only a toddler. It'll be a doddle.
03:37How come Justine hasn't got you lot cleaning as well?
03:39Let her try.
03:41We've got far more important things to do, Marco.
03:43Yeah, like try to open this chest and get our hands on the treasure.
03:47One.
03:49Two.
03:51Three.
03:55Four.
03:57Five.
03:59Six.
04:01Seven.
04:03Eight.
04:05Nine.
04:07Ten.
04:09Eleven.
04:11Twelve.
04:13Thirteen.
04:15Fourteen.
04:17Fifteen.
04:19Sixteen.
04:21Seventeen.
04:24And there's just something creepy.
04:26Maybe something magical, like a time machine.
04:54Can't you play something a little less noisy?
04:56It's called self-expression.
04:58I'm trying to encourage his creative side.
05:00Alice could read the door.
05:02It may help us.
05:04I don't need any hippy-dippy help.
05:06I can tell you lots of things.
05:08What he's been through.
05:10How he's feeling.
05:12What he had for breakfast.
05:14Better change his nappy.
05:16Why me? You said you wanted to help.
05:18You don't want anybody's help.
05:20I don't want anybody's help.
05:22You don't want any hippy-dippy help, remember?
05:24No, it's just that I'm boss,
05:26and it's my duty to delegate.
05:28What?
05:30To chicken to change a nappy.
05:32I've changed hundreds of Billy's nappies.
05:34It's no big deal.
05:36Uh-oh.
05:38See?
05:40Well, go on then.
05:42You better do it quickly before he...
05:44Move over.
05:46You couldn't take care of a pipeline.
05:52Where'd you learn to do that?
05:54It's just a nappy.
05:56No big deal.
06:22This.
06:24That.
06:26Come on, Picasso.
06:28What are you going to draw?
06:30That's it.
06:32What's he doing?
06:34He's using my paints.
06:36I think it's what you'd call an impressionist piece.
06:38It's what I call a mess.
06:40Lesson number two in life.
06:42Don't listen to your critics.
06:44He's a bit too close.
06:46Watch it, he's going to...
06:48Justine!
06:51It's an accident.
06:53It's all over the place.
06:55He's wrecked my homework.
06:57I spent days on that.
06:59I can't believe this, it's ruined.
07:01Now look what he's done.
07:03Me? You've got a nerve.
07:05Look, just help me tidy this stuff up before Elaine and Mike come back.
07:07No chance.
07:09Please.
07:11You said you don't want our help, remember?
07:13Justine, I can't believe you.
07:15What's going on?
07:17I heard Charlie crying.
07:19Elaine!
07:23Rio!
07:25I bursted my thumb.
07:27Have you heard a knocking?
07:29Ever heard of using the key?
07:31It's missing, clever clogs.
07:33What's so to Charlie, have you seen him?
07:35Who?
07:37Cute, snotty nose, about this high?
07:39No.
07:41Forget it.
07:43Have you seen Charlie?
07:45No.
07:47What have you done? He isn't a toy.
07:49But he was crying.
07:51And we just wanted to cheer him up.
07:53By dressing him up in a pink tutu?
07:55Um, Justine?
07:57No, listen, Alice.
07:59I'm in charge here today and I've got to look after Charlie.
08:01That's the thing.
08:03He's gone.
08:07Charlie?
08:17Charlie?
08:35Charlie?
08:37Have you found him yet?
08:39Well, I did, but I lost him again.
08:41You idiot.
08:43I can't believe you lost him twice.
08:45I'm looking for him.
08:47He could have really hurt himself.
08:49You can't let a toddler out of your sight, not even for a minute.
08:51Stop talking like some sort of expert.
08:53I do have a brother his age, you know.
08:55Yeah, well, you're not the only one.
08:57What?
08:59I've got a half-brother called Jake.
09:01Dad's girlfriend had a baby.
09:03I practically brought him up myself when they went out partying,
09:05so I am quite an expert, actually.
09:07Sorry.
09:09Forget it.
09:11I'm going to go check downstairs.
09:13Charlie?
09:15Charlie?
09:25Charlie?
09:33Oh, Charlie, there you are.
09:35I thought I lost you.
09:37So cheeky.
09:39Do you know that?
09:41Just like my brother, Billy.
09:43Seeing you kind of makes me want to go back home.
09:47But that's our secret.
09:51Lesson number three in life.
09:53Never admit defeat.
10:01Oh, please let this be what I think it is.
10:11Ha ha ha!
10:27This is it, Charlie.
10:29Whatever's in this box is ours forever.
10:31No way!
10:33We've been busting our gut over this.
10:35Yeah, but out. We saw it first.
10:37But we found the key.
10:39Yeah.
10:47What is it?
10:49I don't know.
10:51Maybe it's a giant tarantula.
10:53Or a shrunken head from a hundred years ago.
10:59Well, at least it was nothing serious.
11:01I just hope they survived without us.
11:03Seems nice and quiet.
11:05I can't bear it.
11:07Just open it.
11:09You're not ready?
11:25You sado.
11:27You scream like an old lady.
11:29I never.
11:31You thought it was a ghost.
11:33You're so much of a hidden treasure.
11:35Yeah, like that's going to happen in the dumping ground.
11:37Lesson number five in life.
11:39Expect to be disappointed.
11:43I heard screaming.
11:45Must be the blow to your head, Mike.
11:47Does funny things to the senses.
11:55Justine?
11:57Mummy?
12:03Justine Littlewood can be very surprising sometimes.
12:05Yeah.
12:07She did okay, didn't she?
12:09So, is Charlie going to stay with us?
12:11Please?
12:13I'm sorry, guys. He's just too young.
12:15I've made a few phone calls and I've already arranged
12:17temporary foster care for him.
12:23Mummy?
12:25Don't just stand there.
12:27Come and join us.
12:29He's cute, but he ain't no Michael Schumacher.
12:35Charlie?
12:37He'll be okay, won't he?
12:39Of course he will.
12:41Baby's a big business.
12:43Last lesson for today.
12:45The best time to get dumped is when you're young and cute.
12:55Bye.
13:09Bye.
13:15Bye.
13:17See you.
13:21Don't tell me hay fever.
13:23It's the killer this time of year.
13:35Oh, you! Stick around.
13:37There's more Beaker to come.
13:41Special guest, eh?
13:43What genius come up with that idea?
13:45Uh, hello? We're here because no one wants us, remember?
13:47Don't worry.
13:49Your dad will be here soon.
13:51Yeah, well, I've heard that before.
13:53Freddy's not here either.
13:55You don't think they've forgotten, do you?
13:57Traffic must be bad, that's all.
13:59You're meant to be late for parties.
14:01It's fashionable.
14:03Where'd you come from?
14:05I'm practising my secret agent sneaking.
14:07You're getting good.
14:09Have you got a guest coming?
14:11The CIA are sending me a tough-talking super agent
14:13to help me with my mission.
14:15That'll be her now.
14:21Millie? Tough-talking?
14:23You better believe it.
14:25Oh, no.
14:27No, I can't believe this is happening.
14:29Must have been something you said.
14:31What did you have to bring Dogface here for?
14:33Nice to see you too, Justine.
14:35All I wanted was some time with you on my own.
14:37You couldn't even do that, could you?
14:39Justine, we have to get this sorted out.
14:41What's the sort?
14:43He moved in, I hated him and I moved out.
14:45Sorted!
14:47Stop it!
14:49Do you like nuts?
14:51No, Tara, I'm allergic.
14:53To lemonade?
14:55No, to nuts. They make my throat closer.
14:57You could die.
14:59No, it's OK, see, cos I carry this pen.
15:01So if I accidentally eat anything with nuts in it,
15:03all I have to do is inject myself.
15:05It's dead simple.
15:07Just like you.
15:09You two have a nice day together.
15:11Justine, wait!
15:13You know, you should really give your cousin a chance.
15:15He's got a lovely aura, all purple and sparkly.
15:17It just makes me glad I've got second sight.
15:19Have you got second sight in these glasses?
15:39Go on, Lowe.
15:41Come on, crash.
15:43Oh, Lowe!
15:45There's only one real well-earned
15:47There's only one real well-earned
15:51Goal!
15:53Ain't we lucky there ain't two?
15:55Can I join in?
15:57Sure.
16:03Would you like some help with that?
16:05Thank you, I'd love some help.
16:07Would you mind taking these coats inside for me?
16:09No problem.
16:11Glad to be of assistance.
16:13Have you ever had a guest, Alice?
16:15I don't.
16:17Oh, so whose guests are you, then?
16:19Roxy's.
16:21Roxy?
16:23This is Emily, she's my best mate.
16:25And he finds Roxy's as a friend of mine.
16:27Come on, Roxy, let's help Alice and take these coats inside.
16:29Of course.
16:31You know me, I love to lend a hand.
16:33Um, Roxy?
16:35Have you been in the sun too long?
16:37I'm so pleased he came.
16:39He stays like this, I really miss Grandpa.
16:41You're doing really well.
16:43And I'm glad to be here.
16:45You tired?
16:47Tired? Me?
16:49I'm a long-distance runner.
16:51Don't even know the meaning of the word.
16:57Jackie!
16:59Shh!
17:01Where's Justine?
17:03I thought she was outside with her dad.
17:05No, he's playing footy with...
17:07her cousin.
17:09Oh, no, that can't be good. Come on, let's go look for her.
17:11Yeah. Bye.
17:23Justine, what are you doing in here?
17:25I'm teaching my dad a lesson.
17:27I think he's just lovely, innit?
17:29Please come outside, you don't have to talk to him.
17:31You can just hang out with us.
17:33And give your dad the evils from the sidelines.
17:35All right, then.
17:41Hi.
17:59Oh, Marco!
18:01Marco, um, a word in the office, if I may.
18:03Oh, no, they're taking me in for torture.
18:05Don't worry, Agent Millie, I'll never talk.
18:09After you.
18:19Greetings, Marco. How's it hanging?
18:21Sorry, Mr. Boxer, that's classified.
18:23Ah-ha.
18:25Secret agent, eh?
18:27There's nothing for it, Mrs. Boxer.
18:29I'm here to administer the truth drug.
18:31The green ones are the most powerful.
18:35Oh, no, not the green ones.
18:37We've got some very exciting news for you, Marco.
18:39The panel have assessed your form F,
18:41and it's been accepted.
18:45We've finished the paperwork on your fostering.
18:49Your mission, should you choose to accept it,
18:51is to come and live with us.
18:53Mission accepted.
18:55I'll just do the brief, Agent Millie, first.
18:57Isn't Millie your friend who never speaks?
18:59Oh, yes, it's all very sad.
19:01Millie's not sad. She's the best friend I've ever had.
19:05Those two are inseparable.
19:07Um, well, run along then, Marco,
19:09and go and brief Agent Millie.
19:27Good man.
19:29John.
19:31John, take it up.
19:33Come on, John.
19:35All the way down.
19:37Right, game over. Time for tea.
19:39Don't blow the whistle yet, ref.
19:41The super sub's on.
19:43Uh, I think super sub's off.
19:45What's that, lad?
19:47Uh, your hair?
19:51Oh, no.
19:53I've gone mouldy.
19:55No, it's green paint.
19:57I'm sorry, Freddie.
19:59I'll find out who did this.
20:01But you don't have to. It was her.
20:03Me? Typical.
20:05Something goes wrong, she'll blame her way out to Frank.
20:07But we saw her. Her hands were covered in green paint, weren't they?
20:09Yeah.
20:11You must be confusing me with someone else.
20:13There's no green paint now, Jackie.
20:15But I saw her.
20:17It must be a mistake. Emily's been with us all afternoon.
20:19Right, look, guys, the show's over. Go on, tea, go.
20:21Freddie, do you want some help cleaning up?
20:23Don't worry about it.
20:25I've always wanted to be a punk rocker.
20:37Millie, please don't be angry with me.
20:39I'll visit you all the time.
20:41Every week.
20:43Every day.
20:45I'll buy you loads of presents.
20:47I won't forget you.
20:49Millie?
20:51Millie, do you read me?
21:15Okay, then, party people, get ready for murder, bite and mocker.
21:21Yes.
21:23Come on, Justine.
21:25Cake makes it better.
21:33Bro, they're minging.
21:35What have you put in it?
21:37I didn't make these.
21:39Someone's messing with my mocker.
21:41Cayenne pepper, tomato sauce,
21:43cod liver oil and...
21:45Pickled gherkins?
21:47Any chance of seconds?
21:49John, what's the matter?
21:51You've got one crucial ingredient, nuts.
21:53Oh, right, okay, just relax.
21:55Everything's gonna be fine.
21:57Just breathe as deeply as you can, John.
21:59You're gonna be fine.
22:03Just relax, yeah?
22:15Coming through.
22:17Step back, everyone.
22:19Panic's over. He just needs an injection.
22:21Thought you'd done a runner.
22:23Well done, love.
22:25It's nothing.
22:43So tell me, what are your problems?
22:45I want to be fostered by the Boxers.
22:47They're perfect.
22:49Then why aren't you happy?
22:51Because I don't want to leave Millie behind.
22:55But you can't be in two places at once.
23:01Tell me something I don't know, Doc.
23:05I can't believe someone sneaked into the kitchen
23:07and spiked my brownies.
23:11Right after they'd done Freddy's head, look.
23:13You know what this is?
23:15Sabotage.
23:17You mean someone's trying to ruin our guest day?
23:19Yep, and they can't get away with it.
23:21Nobody greens my friends.
23:25How are you feeling now?
23:27I'm okay. You nearly had your dad to yourself again there.
23:29Typical. I mess everything up.
23:31Thanks, Justine.
23:33It's okay.
23:35Besides, I've always wanted to stick a needle in you.
23:37I noticed.
23:39Look,
23:41I never meant to come between you and your dad.
23:43If you want your old room back,
23:45I'll be fine on the sofa.
23:47Thanks. I'll think about it.
23:51All right, you two.
23:53Yeah.
24:01Wait!
24:05Someone's baby trapped the doors.
24:11Uh, look what I found.
24:13I knew it. You were so busted.
24:17Come out there!
24:19Is that not stupid?
24:21Right, she's not going anywhere.
24:23You guard the door. I'll go get Mike.
24:29He's making her up.
24:31Emily hasn't said anything.
24:35Okay, Emily!
24:37Come out with your green hands up!
24:39What's wrong?
24:41You've got to believe me.
24:43She was covered in green paint.
24:45How do you do that?
24:47Never mind, Emily.
24:49They're always making up lies about me, too.
24:51Come on, guys.
24:53What's going on here, huh?
24:57Twins!
24:59And both evil.
25:01Leg it!
25:03Come on.
25:09No way!
25:15What's all this noise? What's going on?
25:17Don't worry, Special Agent Marco.
25:19We were attacked by a two-headed monster,
25:21but we've got it under control now.
25:39Mr. and Mrs. Boxer,
25:41I have invented a machine
25:43that will turn me into a super-bionic foster child.
25:49But something went wrong.
25:51The machine turned me
25:53into a two-headed monster.
25:57And now you'll have to foster me
25:59and my other head.
26:03Please.
26:05Elaine,
26:07I assume a two-headed monster
26:09requires more paperwork?
26:11Yes.
26:13That's not the point, Mr. Boxer.
26:15A child-centric approach is pivotal to my strategy.
26:17What's that in English?
26:19I need informed consent
26:21from Millie herself.
26:23Oh, Millie.
26:27Do you understand what's going on?
26:29Do you want to go home
26:31with these nice people?
26:33Of course I do, Elaine.
26:35Are you mad?
26:37Let's file for marriage immediately.
26:39I've got some packing to do.
26:43What?
26:45I can make my world come true
26:47All my dreams you'll see me through
26:49And this egg won't get me down
26:51My genes will turn things all around
26:53With a smile upon my face
26:55I can see a better place
26:57Doesn't matter what they come my way
26:59Millie, you're the best
27:01Doesn't matter what they come my way
27:03Believe me now, I'll win someday