Inanimate Insanity III - Stranded in Paradise
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00:00♪♪♪
00:02♪♪♪
00:06Ah, here comes Paris.
00:09Ay, ay, ay, yikes!
00:11Whoa! Needle to the third degree, Yin-Yang!
00:14But, uh, what are you fishing for?
00:17Not fishing for friends, so get lost!
00:19Yang, we are fishing for our ticket.
00:22Why would it be in the water?
00:23I threw it in there!
00:24Yep, okay.
00:25Hey, you buckaroos.
00:27Could you please, I don't know,
00:29zip your lips for more than two seconds?
00:31Thanks.
00:32Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
00:34Ding, ding, ding!
00:35Yes!
00:37The motherload!
00:38Oh, Box, who taught you how to swim?
00:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:42Hang in there, Paintbrush.
00:44As much as you're enjoying the company,
00:45we're almost there.
00:46Good. I'm excited to finally catch a break.
00:50I'm not the biggest fan of Spoiled Lemon's hits,
00:52but I can't wait to see them live at the resort.
00:55All I wanna do is go to a party!
00:58Yep, my personal favorite still.
01:00Even if it got snubbed at the Grosters.
01:02And these VIP tickets were a huge score, Nickel.
01:05They're usually so overpriced.
01:06Yeah, scalpers raising those prices,
01:09they're the worst.
01:10Ha, ha.
01:12Um, I, uh, didn't get these tickets, by the way.
01:15Oh, well, score revoked.
01:17I thought one of you knew the band.
01:19Nah.
01:19Yes, ha, ha.
01:20Oh no, I did not get them.
01:22I am not nice.
01:23And even Box's generosity wasn't the catalyst.
01:26Fascinating.
01:28Hey, Balloon.
01:29I wouldn't waste my breath.
01:31He's not really known for his authenticity.
01:34Oh, lone mini witch.
01:36All of your conflicting layers kept together by a lone pick.
01:39I just want to be you, keeping it together,
01:42even in the tough times.
01:46Your sacrifice was a learning tool.
01:48The tools, the repairs, who will fold the towels?
01:53Uh, Audrey.
01:55Oh, sorry.
01:56It's just the hotel manager in me.
01:59I haven't been comfortable with this whole
02:01vacay, vacay, vacation.
02:06Even the word sounds wrong coming from other people.
02:09Then why did you invite us on an all-expense-paid trip?
02:13Balloon, if I organized this trip,
02:16the attendee list would have been radically different.
02:20Oh, uh, what I meant was.
02:23Ah, what was that?
02:25Ah, yes, what was that?
02:26Ah, again.
02:27I thought that was you guys.
02:29Give me more credit.
02:30I'm quite gentle.
02:31Oh, spare us.
02:33I think this equation has an answer.
02:36It's a lie?
02:38Let me see a face.
02:39We're going to a resort, right?
02:41Uh, Bodhi?
02:43Bodhi?
02:46Now this equation may as well be divided by zero.
02:48There's no solution.
02:50Oh, wait, actually, there would be
02:51an infinite number of solutions.
02:53Uh, good, okay.
02:55Ah!
02:57What's going to happen next?
02:58You're not gonna wanna miss this one.
03:01Sorry, this helps me in traumatic times.
03:04Ah!
03:09Ugh.
03:13Is this the end for our castaways?
03:15Many secrets and more to be revealed next season.
03:20Ah, that was nice.
03:21Bravo, bravo!
03:23Oh, ow, ow, ow!
03:25I appreciate the devotion to the craft,
03:27but we're stranded!
03:30Not only stranded, we're stranded with Balloon.
03:34Oh, come on.
03:35Oh, no, Box, don't cry, shh.
03:37Come on, it's going to be okay.
03:39After, after.
03:39After, after.
03:40After, after.
03:41After, after.
03:42After, after.
03:43After, after.
03:44After, after.
03:44After, after.
03:45After, after.
03:46After, after.
03:47After, after.
03:48For once, we're actually not on a reality show,
03:51so can we please pause the drama for like two seconds?
03:59And time.
04:00Great rehearsal, everyone.
04:02You've outdone yourselves.
04:04Yeah, called it.
04:05MePhone, get out of here.
04:06We're on a VIP tour.
04:08Yeah, the very indecent promise.
04:10And sure, it may be a doctor ticket,
04:12but it was for a great cause.
04:14After all, what would I have done
04:16without my all-star cast of favorites?
04:18That's right, the viewers have spoken,
04:21and they want you all in.
04:23I'm a favorite?
04:25Wow, looks like he doctored more than just the tickets.
04:28Me, a favorite?
04:31Well, I'd like to thank the Academy.
04:34First the million, then the Groskers.
04:37By the way, where am I?
04:39Um, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:41The hotel wouldn't survive a vacation without me.
04:46So, sayonara.
04:47Sure thing.
04:48Hope you've polished your swimming skills.
04:50Only a hundred or so miles to go.
04:54No!
04:55Fine.
04:56Wait a second, you're not even done with the other season.
04:59Phew, whatever.
05:00Multitasking is kind of my strong suit.
05:03Wow, a one in eight shot of winning the grand prize?
05:06The odds have never been greater of victory.
05:09No, Bodhi!
05:13Ha ha, that was awesome, do it again.
05:18Now it's one in seven.
05:20No, it'd be one in nine with you here.
05:23Oh, also, you're not dead?
05:25That's interesting.
05:26No, I'm not dead.
05:29No, right?
05:30I'm not dead.
05:31No, right?
05:32Yeah, no, I'm not dead.
05:34No.
05:34How are you even?
05:35I sent your invitation as a joke.
05:37I don't know.
05:38Well, okay, with nine of you, that's nine episodes?
05:42What are we, a limited miniseries?
05:44Please.
05:45This season, fans versus favorites.
05:48You're the favorites.
05:50What?
05:50Wow, I win?
05:52Oh my gosh.
05:54What, no.
05:58Well, yep, here they are.
05:59Meet the fans.
06:01A fan?
06:02A fan of what?
06:03Why, I never.
06:05This introduction was simply a disaster.
06:08I'd say perhaps a reshoot is in order.
06:10No amount of reshoots can save us now.
06:14It's over.
06:15Don't think like that.
06:16This situation's like a melting ice cream cone.
06:19Yeah, sometimes it gets in your pants
06:21and you're thinking, oh no, is the store closed?
06:24What if they're out of pants?
06:27Now I'm sad.
06:29You made him sad, Goo.
06:31Yeah, sometimes my analogies don't stick with everyone,
06:35but at least an awkward introduction
06:37is a memorable one, right?
06:40Okay, we're off to a great start.
06:42You're all probably wondering what teams you'll be on.
06:45Well, assuming you're season to repetition,
06:47which is evident from a third season,
06:49I have on file here that you randomized teams
06:52in the most recent season premiere,
06:54so this is only a guess,
06:56but it has been properly educated.
06:58Ooh, I like this one.
07:00Ahem.
07:04Consider the teams randomized.
07:06It was all Cabby's idea, everybody,
07:08and that stuff doesn't come out easy.
07:10Oh no, Blue, the color of defeat?
07:14It's over, it's all over.
07:16Thanks, Cabby.
07:17You can't cover me in this schmutz, I'm an antique.
07:20Everyone okay?
07:21I could perform CPR.
07:23I should have referred to my MePhone4 file
07:25prior to making that claim.
07:26The first item on his profile.
07:28He kind of sucks.
07:30Yes, while you all weren't looking,
07:32I strapped paint bombs to all your backs.
07:34The color you're covered in is your team color.
07:38Yay, pink team!
07:40Didn't I already win?
07:41Is that why my paint thingy never went off?
07:44Huh?
07:46Well, that was supposed to be pink.
07:48Oh!
07:49Cool!
07:50Hmm.
07:52Sorry, MePhone, I'm sensing an imbalance
07:55in the universe here.
07:57Something awry.
07:59Yeah, we're down a member.
08:01Hey, huh?
08:02Whoa!
08:03Watch where you step, mate.
08:04Oh, sorry.
08:05Doesn't feel great to be stepped all over, yeah?
08:07Oh, but this can have a face?
08:09What kind of sense does that?
08:11All right, with our teams assembled,
08:12it's time for the first challenge.
08:14This is Inanimate Insanity.
08:17Season...
08:19One, two, three, go!
08:21Go!
08:46Okay, so your first challenge will be
08:48to jump off this 60-foot cliff.
08:5060 feet?
08:51Has everyone gone through the required diving courses?
08:53Proper form is crucial with these heights.
08:55Oh, absolutely.
08:58Okay, hon, you are not about to throw me
09:0060 feet to my demise,
09:02but I guess having a walking life preserver
09:03on your team doesn't hurt.
09:05At the bottom of the cliff, you'll find a safety tube
09:07that will bring you straight to the finish line.
09:09If you miss, you'll hit the quicksand
09:11and reemerge at the top.
09:12First two teams to have all their members
09:14across the finish line will win immunity.
09:17Last place will send one of its players packing.
09:20So go.
09:22No, like the challenge is on.
09:23Go, now.
09:25Okay, everyone, I think we'll need to organize a game plan.
09:28Agreed, OJ.
09:29Thanks for that twirl.
09:30It was lovely.
09:31Now, check out mine.
09:33Whoa, hold the phone.
09:34That was brilliant.
09:36We get style points for the dives, right?
09:38Yeah, maybe we can practice a routine before-
09:40Those idiots!
09:41Just jump, okay?
09:42Bye now.
09:43Ah!
09:44Ah!
09:47And half the yellow team has stuck the landing.
09:49Well organized.
09:51I do not appreciate indecision.
09:54All right, recruits, so remember,
09:56back 90 degrees, arms straight, and wha!
09:59Wow, that form looked fierce.
10:03Let me try.
10:07Uh-oh, guys, I can't sink.
10:09It's literally my entire purpose.
10:11You're gonna need to weigh me down.
10:13You got it, Timmy.
10:15Oh, come on.
10:18Oh, the things I'll do for money.
10:21Balloon, catch me.
10:25Mama's gotcha.
10:28Let's see.
10:29I can tell you my internal dimensions
10:31if that's what you're trying to calculate.
10:33Being told the information, what fun is that?
10:37Victory isn't always fun.
10:40And 28 by-
10:40No, no, no, don't spoil it for her,
10:42but based on what you know,
10:44you think we can take the cap, huh?
10:47Knock yourselves out.
10:50Well, where are we?
10:51This isn't Narnia.
10:52Savagely hurling myself off of a pile of dirt.
10:56This is unpleasant.
10:58You're destined for a leap of faith.
11:00Come along.
11:01I have no faith in you, though.
11:07Oh, sorry.
11:12Sorry I'm late, yeah?
11:14And Team Yellow wins immunity.
11:17Wow, that was preposterous.
11:21Look, I'm sorry, but you know, I'm industry great.
11:24Yeah, agreed to do this.
11:26Blueberry, we need more weight, come on.
11:28It's no use.
11:30This always happens.
11:32We're destined to lose.
11:34With that attitude, sure.
11:36But I know deep down that you're a fighter, Blueberry.
11:39And if you harness that and channel it into passion,
11:42then, well, then there's nothing you can't do.
11:47No, we're goners.
11:49Woo!
11:58And Cabby files a victory for Team Pink.
12:01Blue Team, one of you will be voted out first.
12:04Are you joking?
12:06You've sunk us all.
12:07Hey, I mean, at least he's here sinking with us.
12:12I have to say, that cab ride was really bumpy.
12:15And they didn't even have one of those little TVs.
12:18So zero stars.
12:19Oh, but we won.
12:21So one star, coolness.
12:23Hey guys, wait up.
12:25I wanted to-
12:26I'll stop you right there, Balloon.
12:27There's no need to inauthentically approach me.
12:29Today meant nothing.
12:30No, it did.
12:32You put the team first.
12:33And now I'm asking you to continue with that.
12:36Help us keep it together, us returning players.
12:39Hmm, we did have two massive duds today.
12:43I'll need to consult my associate on this.
12:47For real?
12:47But which one of the two?
12:51Looks like I'm bunking with the devil tonight.
12:53But you know what they say, keep your enemies closer.
12:56That and Box is quite convincing.
13:01Ah, the first person voted out.
13:03A distinction that nobody wants,
13:05but debatably, all of you earned.
13:07I mean, from moment one,
13:09Nickel and Balloon wouldn't stop bickering.
13:11Okay, that was pretty one-sided, like, come on.
13:15Lifering, your inability to sink
13:17sunk the challenge for your entire team.
13:19I admit my diving form could have been stronger.
13:22Oh please, he's not talking about that.
13:24But at least he even attempted.
13:26Blueberry, looking at you, pal.
13:28Notice how nobody has gone after Box?
13:31This is my life, what's the use?
13:36You're so right.
13:37Anyway, you've all cast your votes
13:39and the contestant with the most votes
13:40will be knocked out of the competition.
13:43I'll read the votes, first vote.
13:45Lifering.
13:48Blueberry.
13:51Nickel.
13:53One vote Lifering, one vote Blueberry, one vote Nickel.
13:58Lifering, two votes Lifering.
14:02Blueberry.
14:04Two votes Lifering, two votes Blueberry,
14:06one vote Nickel, one vote left.
14:10First contestant knocked out, Blueberry.
14:14It's time for your ride home.
14:16Thank you, oh, the real lifesaver's right here.
14:20Blueberry, you've been knocked out.
14:23Glad I got that thing fixed.
14:24Anything to add before your departure?
14:26What's the use?
14:28Nothing I say matters, nothing matters.
14:32Couldn't have said it better myself.
14:35And with Blueberry gone, can the blue team recover
14:38after losing its bluest member?
14:39Find out next time on Inanimate Insanity Invitational.
14:55Good, leave me here, just leave me be.
15:05Welcome to Indefinite Island.
15:08Congratulations, you've been eliminated.
15:12Get ready to stay here for a while,
15:15if you want another chance.
15:18No guarantees have been made as of this recording,
15:19restrictions may apply.
15:22This place seems nice.
15:26Adamation.
15:27Hey, everyone, what's going on?
15:29Adam here, the creator of Inanimate Insanity.
15:31I hope you all enjoyed this first episode.
15:32I wanna tell you guys that you guys will actually
15:34have an impact on what happens in episode two
15:37by your ability to vote to give one character immunity
15:40on every team.
15:41You have three teams, you got the pink team,
15:42you got the yellow team, you got the blue team.
15:44You can vote for one member of each team
15:46to receive immunity, and the top vote getters
15:49on every team will be immune for being voted out
15:51in the next episode.
15:52I'm Adam, and I'll see you next time on Inanimate Insanity.
15:57Just go to inanimateinsanity.com slash vote,
16:00scroll down to the team you wanna vote on,
16:02and hit that button.
16:03In the event that team loses, your votes will determine
16:06who is immune from that vote.
16:07And what if all the characters were planning
16:08to get rid of one character, and you guys made them immune?
16:11Pandemonium ensues, and you guys are gonna have
16:13a direct control in that.
16:14I hope you guys enjoyed the episode,
16:16and we'll see you for episode two very soon.
16:19Take care.
16:22I'm curious, eliminated contestants,
16:25I wanna know your opinion on who you would want
16:27to win the season of BFB.
16:28Me, my opinion is that it'd be pretty awesome
16:31if I could win BFB.
16:33But Blocky, you aren't one of the possible contenders.
16:36Yeah, I know that.
16:38So why did you think that would?
16:39But I just thought you wanted to know my opinion,
16:42so I thought I could fudge the rules and-
16:44Blocky.
16:45What?
16:45Stop talking.