Inanimate Insanity II | 4 Played at Once
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00:00Suitcase? Why are you sitting here all by yourself?
00:12Well, sometimes it's good to be alone for a little while. At least, I think so.
00:18Listen, when we suggested that you steal the battery and everything, I didn't want to make
00:24you uncomfortable, it's just-
00:25I've never been under pressure like that before. Stress that any second someone was gonna jump
00:31out and scream in my face.
00:33What are you doing? Who do you think you are? You're gonna get nothing but what you deserve!
00:37Death! Let death be your punishment!
00:40Yeah.
00:41I know Nickel comes off as strong sometimes, but it's just that he expects a lot out of
00:46us. He believes in us.
00:50Alliance to the end, right?
00:52Yeah, you bet.
00:54Alright, good talk.
00:56Good talk, yeah.
01:07This place is beautiful.
01:09Up here, everything's below us, and we don't need the approval of others. Plus, the sunset's nice.
01:16Yeah, solid 8 out of 10. Woodwatch again.
01:19Wait, approval? That sounded a little off.
01:23Trust me, there was a time I thought I needed their approval.
01:30Hey OJ, I just figured I'd pop by- I mean, drop by. I figured maybe we could talk it over?
01:39Who knows, maybe you'll change your mind?
01:42No, no, too forceful.
01:45How long are you planning on pacing back and forth here?
01:48Oh, hey OJ, I just figured I'd-
01:52Is that a note sheet?
01:55Oh boy, come in for a minute.
02:03Oh, I'm thirsty.
02:04Don't complain to me!
02:05I'm not complaining, it's just that there is a soda machine right there!
02:09Who? I want Dr. Fizz!
02:11Fresh water is good to keep our body pure!
02:14No, water is for losers, like you!
02:17That isn't true, we need to keep our body pure!
02:20Water! Dr. Fizz! Water! Dr. Fizz! Water! Water! Water! Water! Water!
02:29I'm so busy that-
02:30OJ darling, would you be a don and go get us some towels?
02:33Of course!
02:34Because you got water?
02:36What does that mean?
02:37How did you find me in the laboratory?
02:40You actually have a secret lab?
02:42Of course she does, she's a stupid scientist!
02:45And proud!
02:46Well now that you've told me about free science, then-
02:50Wait, don't go in there!
02:52After being eliminated for like a day or so, I realized I should take this competition more seriously!
02:59Did you think this was funny? Did you? Did you?
03:02OJ, you're a weirdo!
03:06Do you know what it's like to sneeze on every single day, multiple times?
03:12It's not fun! It's not! It's not!
03:15Alright, break it up! Break it up!
03:16What are you guys doing on my property?
03:18Why, not at all!
03:22I just experienced the most horrible thing! It was a monstrosity!
03:25What? What kind of monster?
03:27It was a weird personality!
03:29Get it? Because everyone thinks you're annoying!
03:36What do we even know about you, huh?
03:39What?
03:41You just walked in here!
03:43That's the thing!
03:44And that's the person you are!
03:46Yes!
03:47Now I'm gonna get behind you!
03:49It worked! Now you can just-
03:51You just need to believe in what you said!
03:53Otherwise, no one will!
03:56Oh.
03:57Huh.
04:09Hey, Knife!
04:10I drank my taste of the people of Hotel Orange Juice versus Wiffo's one-of-the-ones.
04:14I never knew there was such a thing as a true-
04:15Hey!
04:16Who are you calling slaves?
04:18I'm not doing this!
04:19My apologies, sir.
04:20Wiffo appears to be in the middle.
04:22I want an animal last!
04:24Order! Order!
04:25Sir!
04:27Bright lights!
04:28Oh, it's me again.
04:29I'm Agent Gary.
04:31Knife, is it fine not blending that milkshake in our faces?
04:36Shut up, Knife!
04:37Shut up!
04:38Shut up!
04:39What are you gonna do?
04:40You go here?
04:42We are-
04:43Hi guys!
04:44Hey!
04:45Something on your way to bed?
04:46Uh, yeah.
04:47Did you get a new job?
04:48No.
04:49I think I might have an affair.
04:50Is it your heart?
04:51Yeah, I'm about to do that!
04:52Wow.
04:53That's incredible.
04:54So where's the dog now?
04:56You're on a plane?
04:58Darn.
04:59I'm sure we can let that wait a bit.
05:00But first, we have to pass the prize.
05:02No!
05:03I can't!
05:04What?
05:05Nah.
05:06I live in Rome.
05:07You see?
05:08We have prizes to give away.
05:09Do you have prizes?
05:10Do you have prizes?
05:11Do you have prizes?
05:12Let's just do that right now.
05:13No!
05:14No!
05:15I can't.
05:16No.
05:17No.
05:18No.
05:19No.
05:20No.
05:21No.
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05:46No.
05:47No.
05:48Non.
05:49Non.
05:50No.
05:51Ah!
05:52Oh!
05:53No!
05:54Ah!
05:55No.
05:56No!
05:59What?
06:00What?
06:03No!
06:04Because it was on my invitation.
06:07What about me being a scientist?
06:09Yes!
06:10Don't you change my name.
06:12It's the best way to break business.
06:14Yeah, you're right.
06:15But guess what?
06:16Okay, Kate is all nice.
06:18In case it weren't.
06:19Well, my sword, as usual.
06:25And now, don't try anything funny, baseball.
06:27You're the one showing off.
06:29What is it?
06:30What?
06:31Oh, guys, I'm done now.
06:34Don't tell anyone here.
06:35He's good than you.
06:41Oh, I love that name.
06:43How did you come up with it?
06:44I love you.
06:45You deserve it.
06:46No, I...
06:58Okay, cheesy, they got the usable.
07:00I always give everyone a snack.
07:02And because the team captains are so awesome...
07:05So, what happens if we don't know?
07:06They will not be participating.
07:08Okay, humanity, I can't believe you don't know.
07:11Seems like my team is gonna win.
07:13No.
07:14Okay, get prepared for the next location.
07:16How did we just lose seriously?
07:18Yeah, it's pretty unfair.
07:20But let's not be...
07:21Those are the words of an independent thinker, all right?
07:23But you didn't deserve this.
07:25The viewers are carnivorous fools.
07:27They won't even care about the slightest act of rudeness.
07:31We're still here.
07:33We're gonna clean it.
07:34I can't believe this.
07:36This is so true.
07:44OMG, guys.
07:45I can't believe it.
07:46I broke it in two.
07:47Wow, it's so soft.
07:51Oh, my gosh.
07:54You should get ready for a joke.
07:56You know what?
07:58You did vandalize the stuff you sprayed there.
08:01You'll never get the family's notice of trying to save your company.
08:05Hold on.
08:06Don't tell me.
08:09Maybe you're a perfect person.
08:11But everyone in this hotel will forget how you sound.
08:15It's not like a stupor with a great sound.
08:17It's an album with a bright light.
08:19I'm gonna cry.
08:20I'm gonna lose nothing but bubblegum.
08:22No, no.
08:23Help me, y'all.
08:25Yes, this is right.
08:28Oh, no.
08:29Oh, I missed the phone.
08:31It's not up to you, sister Lou.
08:33All right, team.
08:34Get help is going great.
08:35Excellent work.
08:36So get your A game on.
08:38Uh, I just...
08:39Okay.
08:40You will leave in the van.
08:41We're going to see an evil headbanger.
08:44Wowie, guys, we win.
08:46Oh, no.
08:47Oh, my God.
08:48This is wild again.
08:49Winning looks like a plan.
08:51Wow, guys.
08:52It's a new phone.
08:53I don't even have a family.
08:56Hey, hey, hey.
09:10Marshall, I love you.
09:12I don't believe it.
09:13What's back there?
09:14Oh, Satan.
09:15And in the next one, like, nothing happened.
09:17But Marshmallow.
09:18Ha!
09:19All right, gang.
09:20Let's do this together.
09:21What are you doing to help me?
09:23I'm doing this team my way, and they're fast and chunky.
09:26Watch out, he's going to pop off the tail!
09:28Let the cat rob it!
09:30You're not serious.
09:32I have a marriage!
09:34Hey, what are you doing?
09:42So, did you just throw a person his animal?
09:45What were you thinking?
09:46I need to win this ever!
09:48They're the best!
09:49Oh!
09:50Audrey is too well.
09:52What?
09:53Now they're gone.
09:54What?
09:55I had sex with a robot.
09:56You guys are lying!
09:57Wait, you just sit up there all day?
09:59Yeah, singing good.
10:00Get to it, guys.
10:01Wow, you deserve a bit of applause.
10:02This is the best thing I'll take away!
10:03Get it?
10:04Because you're red.
10:05I can't stand toilet water!
10:07Is he seriously making us do this now?
10:10Stupid!
10:11Oh, jeez, come on!
10:12Move it!
10:13There's no way I'm doing this!
10:15Come on, guys.
10:16I did it!
10:17I just made a shot!
10:19Yay!
10:22I said break a leg!
10:25Oh, you should.
10:27Why can't you just go home first?
10:29Yes, I want to be home first!
10:31Go away!
10:32You better go away!
10:34No!
10:35That's why you should go home first.
10:37I'll tell you what.
10:38Down, now.
10:39I don't know what I'm doing.
10:40Just go home first, you tramps!
10:42Yes, you!
10:43Oh, my God!
10:44No!
10:45No!
10:46No!
10:47No!
10:48No!
10:49No!
10:50Instead, it's EVERYBODY DRINKING CONGO SAUCE!!
10:56Some people, despite their crazy while I go
11:00I'm crazy to clean up the mess that's
11:03I have been.
11:04I believe we'll probably hear that consequence
11:06That runs along the internet
11:08I know it's not done me, so I have no intention of
11:11Crying in the balls
11:12You'll be known as the...
11:14I don't like you, I think you look like a
11:16C..c...c...can...
11:17C...c...can shop your hot chips at night
11:18And then crowd a show
11:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
11:50No, you'll never come down
11:52So, what are you in?
11:54MePhone 4?
11:56All I did was watch it
11:58And we only played it for how long?
12:00Several months
12:02I've been watching it
12:04I can't
12:06No, no, you don't understand
12:08It's just a game show
12:10It's not even a video game
12:12No, you're in your news feed
12:14Give me that
12:16I've programmed that
12:18Give it to me
12:20Give it to me
12:22Give it to me
12:24Give it to me
12:26Give it to me
12:28Give it to me
12:30Give it to me
12:32Give it to me
12:34Give it to me
12:36Give it to me
12:38Give it to me
12:40Give it to me
12:42Give it to me
12:44Give it to me
12:46So, let's keep building
12:48Woo! Soap is for Team Captain
12:50Excuse me
12:52I was standing right here
12:54Oh, he never told you? Brilliant
12:56He wanted genuine performances
12:58So I distorted the truth
13:00I'm just gonna let that sink in for a moment
13:04Oh, this
13:06It never will leave
13:08Hey, someone could grab that cure
13:10For MePhone, maybe suitcase
13:12What? Who said that? It sounded like a good idea
13:14It did
13:16Wait, what? You want to steal? I can't do that
13:18You said it yourself
13:20You wanted to take this competition more seriously
13:22This is your chance, kiddo
13:24Baseball? You want me to steal?
13:26It's not stealing
13:28MePhone needs that cure right away
13:30Besides, no one would notice if you're gone
13:32Oh, and I mean that
13:34Totally good
13:36Ugh, I can't get past this level
13:38I'm done with this
13:40Hey, uh, Mr. Cobb
13:42You can't leave the game that way
13:44You have to be willing to go back in and try again
13:46Just because you failed once doesn't mean you'll fail every time
13:48Wait, what do you mean?
13:50But hey, we're going off on a tangent here
13:52You can't let one bad experience ruin it
13:54Otherwise, you'll never move on to the next stage
13:56I literally ripped it out of my parents' house
13:58Wow, that means a lot, Knife
14:00Nobody's really been there for me lately
14:02Um, I was just talking
14:04About the video game
14:06Really? I was
14:08Um, well, goodbye
14:10I'm glad you like it, but
14:12What? It's just a wire
14:14Moving on
14:16Hey, Mike, you're so loud
14:18You made MePhone lose his hearing
14:20I hope we didn't push suitcase too far
14:22Hey, get it? We need to make sure our ally is loyal now
14:24Hey, cheesy, just leave me alone
14:26She acts like it's her team
14:28When it's really yours
14:30What was that about a big head?
14:32A big head? I can't believe you just said that about me
14:34But not much to gain
14:36Because gain is a setting on a micro
14:38Finally
14:40I think I finished
14:42About half
14:44I'm losing my patience
14:46Hey, brush, just let it go
14:48You'll hurt yourself
14:50Oh, gee, if only I had a team
14:52Whoa
14:54What are you doing?
14:56Oh, I didn't see you there
14:58I'm just taking out these batteries, if that's okay
15:00Oh, yeah
15:02You're telling me not to worry?
15:04I'm the only one who does anything for the team
15:06Oh, what?
15:08I'm just getting out of my fence
15:10Oh, you enjoying the show, fan?
15:12How do you like it now?
15:14Paintbrush!
15:16You act like you're still just a spectator
15:18That nothing leaves a real impact
15:20Well, how about your precious little egg on the hardwood floor?
15:22You'd better not
15:24Pull it together, paintbrush
15:26Don't do something you'll regret
15:28Whoa
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17:54Who could be the culprit?
17:56Well, I guess the Grand Slam's laws
17:58clearly the culprit is
18:00You!
18:02Me?
18:04You said I had a big head
18:06so clearly you're jealous of my knowledge
18:08Who else could it have been?
18:10It was clearly suitcase
18:12No it wasn't, she said it wasn't her
18:14but now that you mention it
18:16she is getting a little sweaty around the edges
18:18It was me, it was me
18:20I'm sorry
18:22Come on, let's get out of here
18:24So?
18:26We were going to win, you just had to
18:28make us come
18:30Oh that?
18:32You can keep that measly chair
18:34You can keep that egg too
18:36It's just the beginning
18:38and I'll be in control soon enough
18:40It's only a matter
18:42of time
18:46The watches bend too
18:48They do
18:52The watches bend too
18:54They do
18:58Welcome to Hotel OJ
19:00Allow me to show you your rooms
19:02We have this in the
19:04Bed
19:06Not so fast, me turd
19:08I'll smack you in the jabba
19:10Spoiler, I believe you were in the wrong balloon
19:12I need to save Mr. Phone
19:14You always get to help him
19:16I want my chance
19:18No you don't, you can't buy it
19:24Toilet, you are
19:26leading us to imminent death
19:28I must ask why
19:30Because I want to be the good assistant
19:32You always get the spotlight
19:34and I get the hard one
19:36I'm sorry you feel that way
19:38Hey Mike, you said you were allowed
19:40to relax
19:42I do not intend on being superior
19:44to you at all
19:46We both serve a different purpose
19:48Was it really worth it to drag yourself out here
19:50in the middle of the night just to make a pun?
19:52It wasn't even funny
19:54Maybe not, but oh man
19:56That reaction
19:58Oh, quite valid
20:00I'm trying harder than everyone else
20:02So why do I always lose?
20:04I'm sorry, I'll try to kill you all
20:06You know Mike
20:08Apology accepted
20:10I'm glad we can now work together without any detestation
20:12Now let's just get the thingamabob
20:14on the boohickey
20:16and we'll get this funnel working
20:18On it!
20:26Don't forget the lawyer!
20:28I brought it just for him
20:30Oh, um, sure
20:38Just what the doctor ordered
20:40I'm cured of my condition
20:42Actually, it's known as a condition
20:44Right, right, whatever
20:46Thanks to you Meatpad, I feel brand new again
20:48You must also thank Toilet, sir
20:50for we wouldn't have been able
20:52to have done this challenge without him
20:54Nah
20:56Mr. Fan
20:58So, thanks to Toilet's
21:00terrible team-leading skills
21:02the Grand Slams lose again
21:04Can't say I'm surprised by the outcome
21:06so they're up for elimination
21:08Time to vote a slam
21:10I am outta here
21:40So, you're sure it's okay if I'm repaired in here?
21:42Oh, absolutely
21:44Man, it's a shame, too
21:46We've gone several months without any patients
21:48Nobody has even stepped foot in this room
21:50for quite some time
21:52Wow, well, how much longer
21:54are we going to have to wait?
21:56I don't know
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