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Transcript

00:00:00Hello, and welcome to India's Got Talent.

00:00:03An unnecessary reality show.

00:00:05This show has no point.

00:00:07Just like life.

00:00:08You have come to a wild show.

00:00:13It is a pointless reality show,

00:00:15but it has a very interesting point this time.

00:00:18People from all over India will come to this show to show their talent.

00:00:22They will only have 90 seconds to show their talent.

00:00:25But before showing their talent,

00:00:27they will have to score themselves out of 10.

00:00:30After showing their talent, our judges will also score them.

00:00:33If the average score of the judges is the same

00:00:35as the score given by the participant himself before the performance,

00:00:38then that participant will win the show.

00:00:40And all the money for the ticket sales of that day will be theirs.

00:00:44So a lot of money is on the line here.

00:00:46Yes.

00:00:47From this show, we will know who is so self-aware.

00:00:50And from the YouTube views of this show,

00:00:52we will know who is so unemployed.

00:00:55So let's start.

00:01:02Make some noise for everyone on the panel, guys.

00:01:04Come on.

00:01:08Today, my dad has also come. Genuinely.

00:01:10Make some noise for Amit Tandon, everybody.

00:01:13Come on.

00:01:16Sir, how are you?

00:01:18Very good.

00:01:19When we were coming on stage, a girl said,

00:01:21Who is this?

00:01:23Shit.

00:01:25Who said that?

00:01:28Someone here said,

00:01:29Ask your dad.

00:01:34No, ask your mom, dad.

00:01:44We also have Nidhi ji.

00:01:45Make some noise for Nidhi Palta, everyone.

00:01:48Nidhi ji, at this age,

00:01:50How are you looking so fresh?

00:01:53Such a good skin.

00:01:54What's your skin care routine?

00:01:55Someone is calling me Mahamarth.

00:01:59We also have Dadaarth.

00:02:05I told Maheep ji,

00:02:06When can you come?

00:02:07He said, can I come now or next month?

00:02:09I said, let's not take a risk.

00:02:14I put on a show in two days.

00:02:17How are you, Sir Maheep ji?

00:02:20Very good.

00:02:23Is everything going well?

00:02:24In your house?

00:02:25It's going well in my house.

00:02:27We'll move on.

00:02:31Thank you so much for joining.

00:02:33You came from so far.

00:02:34Come from Delhi.

00:02:35Make some noise for him.

00:02:40So should we begin?

00:02:41India's Got Latent.

00:02:43So the first act, Bachcha.

00:02:46That's his name, Bachcha.

00:02:50Is it a name or what?

00:02:53Whatever it is,

00:02:54Round of applause for Bachcha.

00:02:58He looks like a kidnapper.

00:03:03Sorry, let's start.

00:03:07Sorry, don't steal my kid.

00:03:10Let's go.

00:03:14Sorry.

00:03:15Let him do it.

00:03:19Let's go.

00:03:40Hey Sunita.

00:03:42Come sit with me.

00:03:43I'll show you a movie.

00:03:44I'll take you around in a car.

00:03:46I'll take you shopping.

00:03:47I'll get rid of all your tantrums.

00:03:49I'll get you whatever you want.

00:03:52I'll get you gold instead of silver.

00:03:54I'll take you around the world.

00:03:56I'll tell you whatever I write.

00:03:59I'll go to the temple every Sunday.

00:04:01I'll light a lamp for you.

00:04:03I'll light a lamp for your long life.

00:04:05I'll light a lamp for you.

00:04:08I'll keep my promise.

00:04:10I'll never leave you.

00:04:12I'll eat poison with a smile.

00:04:15I'll be with you till I die.

00:04:18I'll be with you till I die.

00:04:20My heart only wants you.

00:04:22It talks about you and I get lost in you.

00:04:25How do I tell you how much it wants you?

00:04:28How much it wants you?

00:04:29It makes songs for you.

00:04:32It feels shy to see you.

00:04:34How do I tell you how much it wants you?

00:04:37How much it wants you?

00:04:39It makes songs for you.

00:04:41Yo!

00:04:49Amazing!

00:04:51Bacha! Bacha!

00:04:53Bacha! Bacha!

00:04:55Bacha! Bacha!

00:04:57Bacha! Bacha!

00:04:59He is not a kid.

00:05:01He is a buffalo.

00:05:03One second.

00:05:05What did I say?

00:05:07I was saying that

00:05:09the kid you said is Bacha.

00:05:11I said Bacha.

00:05:13What did I do to him?

00:05:15What did I do to him?

00:05:17Your real name is Bacha.

00:05:19No, it's Rohit.

00:05:21Stage name is Bacha.

00:05:23How did you get this name Bacha?

00:05:25All my friends in my village

00:05:27all call me Bacha

00:05:29because I used to live in my uncle's village.

00:05:31Does Bacha have any meaning?

00:05:33Does Bacha have any meaning?

00:05:35No, it doesn't have any meaning.

00:05:37I just kept this stage name

00:05:39because I liked Bacha.

00:05:41You sang so well.

00:05:43You exceeded my expectations.

00:05:45This was my first time.

00:05:47Wow!

00:05:51One second.

00:05:53He himself wrote in his resume

00:05:55that I lie a lot.

00:05:57I swear this is my first time.

00:05:59But I lie a lot about other things.

00:06:01Rohit, how far are you from here?

00:06:03I am from Chhattisgarh.

00:06:05This is not my Bacha.

00:06:17You have written

00:06:19that you don't curse your friends

00:06:21for their mother.

00:06:23I don't curse my friends

00:06:25for their mother.

00:06:27Any particular reason?

00:06:29I don't curse my mother.

00:06:31Are you learning something new?

00:06:39I consider my friend's mother as my mother.

00:06:41So how can I curse my mother?

00:06:43Wow!

00:06:45So you don't curse your father.

00:06:49What do you think of his sister?

00:06:51What do you think of his sister?

00:06:53His sister?

00:06:55She is his daughter.

00:06:57Then who do you curse?

00:06:59Do you curse any relative?

00:07:05Tell me.

00:07:07Give me an example.

00:07:09Give me an example.

00:07:11Give me an example.

00:07:13Give me an example.

00:07:15You don't curse your parents

00:07:17for their mother.

00:07:21No, I don't curse my parents.

00:07:23I don't curse my parents.

00:07:25He is lying.

00:07:31You get used to it.

00:07:33You get used to it in 21 days.

00:07:37What is your age?

00:07:39I am 18 years old.

00:07:41He is lying.

00:07:47You have taken the name of a girl in this song.

00:07:49She is my friend's girlfriend.

00:07:53Listen.

00:07:55She is someone's sister.

00:07:59He considers his friend's mother as his mother.

00:08:01He considers his sister as his sister.

00:08:03And he considers his girlfriend as his girlfriend.

00:08:07Is it so?

00:08:09He is my friend.

00:08:11His name is Aman.

00:08:13He told me to write a song for him.

00:08:15He loves that girl a lot.

00:08:17I heard his girlfriend's name.

00:08:19So I wrote a song for her.

00:08:21Why did you write a love song for her?

00:08:23He loves her a lot.

00:08:27Do you love her?

00:08:29No.

00:08:31He is lying.

00:08:37Is she your girlfriend?

00:08:41He is telling the truth.

00:08:45All your friends are in Chhattisgarh.

00:08:47What are you doing in Bombay?

00:08:49I am just roaming around.

00:08:51I am not that old.

00:08:53Are you here to work?

00:08:55I am taking experience.

00:08:57I am just roaming around.

00:08:59Where have you been?

00:09:01I have been to Mumbai.

00:09:03I work in V-Fast.

00:09:09When do you take time to write songs?

00:09:11How many hours do you work?

00:09:13When the delivery failed.

00:09:15That's why I am writing.

00:09:17Sunita, will you come?

00:09:23Bacha is great.

00:09:25Thank you so much for coming.

00:09:27Should we score Bacha?

00:09:29I give Bacha a 9.

00:09:339.5

00:09:3510 from Neeti.

00:09:3710 from Maheep.

00:09:3910 from myself.

00:09:419.5

00:09:43That makes your average 9.5.

00:09:49Bacha

00:09:51Bacha

00:09:53Bacha

00:09:558.5

00:09:59Come on Bacha.

00:10:01Why did you give less?

00:10:03It was your number.

00:10:05It was not your V-Fast rating.

00:10:07I gained confidence after coming here.

00:10:09You gained confidence after coming here.

00:10:11No worries.

00:10:13Thank you so much for joining Bacha.

00:10:19Shivani Ray

00:10:23Shivani Ray

00:10:27Hello

00:10:29We will talk later.

00:10:31Let me perform first.

00:10:33All misogynists and pseudo-feminists

00:10:35pay attention.

00:10:37Who is earning?

00:10:39Who knows?

00:10:51I don't want extra time.

00:10:53Give me later.

00:10:59I didn't call you a misogynist.

00:11:01I called myself a misogynist.

00:11:05Okay, guys.

00:11:07Please see this.

00:11:35It would have been easier

00:11:37if half and half were divided in the society.

00:11:39But is it really half and half

00:11:41or is it just a matter of saying?

00:11:43Both have chosen it.

00:11:45It is said that

00:11:47a needle and thread

00:11:49do not fit in a man's hands.

00:11:51It is said that a needle and thread

00:11:53do not fit in a man's hands.

00:11:55He is the JVC in some of my clothes.

00:11:57He earns something and brings it.

00:11:59I also bring something.

00:12:01He earns something and brings it.

00:12:03I also bring something.

00:12:05I also feed him with love.

00:12:07That taste.

00:12:09That taste is neither his nor mine.

00:12:11That taste is neither his nor mine.

00:12:13That taste is neither his nor mine.

00:12:15That taste is of the seven

00:12:17which is half and half.

00:12:19Which is separated from the gender

00:12:21of men and women.

00:12:23That taste is of love

00:12:25which is limited to humanity.

00:12:27Thank you so much.

00:12:29Very good, Shivani Rai.

00:12:31Thank you also.

00:12:33I have something to ask Shivani.

00:12:35When you go out on a date, who pays the bill?

00:12:37No one has taken me on a date.

00:12:39But if you go out on a date,

00:12:41would you be footing the bill?

00:12:43Half and half.

00:12:45Do you use Splitwise?

00:12:49The correct answer to that question is

00:12:51the person who asked you out has to pay.

00:12:55But no one is asking me out.

00:12:57If someone asks, I will feel pity.

00:12:59You are single

00:13:01and the king was also single.

00:13:03So I say

00:13:05let's split it in half.

00:13:09No.

00:13:11Look smarter.

00:13:13Yes.

00:13:17Your thinking is so bad.

00:13:19Your thoughts are so good.

00:13:21I can't be more bad than you.

00:13:23I am very bad.

00:13:25You are worse than me.

00:13:29We are splitting it in half.

00:13:33I have been thinking for so long

00:13:35that this is not coming right.

00:13:37Whatever you are saying

00:13:39that he will pay half

00:13:41and I will pay half.

00:13:43This is wrong

00:13:45according to the standard of Splitwise.

00:13:47According to poetry,

00:13:49it is right

00:13:51that you pay half and I pay half.

00:13:53When Splitwise says this,

00:13:55he never pays half.

00:13:57Either he pays half

00:13:59or he doesn't.

00:14:01What are you talking about?

00:14:03What are you talking about?

00:14:05We are talking about payment.

00:14:09Shivani, have you asked

00:14:11anybody out?

00:14:13No, not yet.

00:14:15You have never asked anyone out?

00:14:17You want the guy to ask you out?

00:14:19Then all this feminism

00:14:21has come out.

00:14:23This is not wrong.

00:14:25This is what it is.

00:14:27And you are saying

00:14:29that I will pay half

00:14:31if the guy asks me out.

00:14:33He just said that the one who asks out

00:14:35has to pay full.

00:14:37Tapri's tea can also be a date.

00:14:39Then I will ask.

00:14:41If I get a good looking

00:14:43smart one.

00:14:45You want everything.

00:14:47You want looks too.

00:14:49I want to look good.

00:14:51You asked the same thing.

00:14:53You will always be single.

00:14:57So, how long have you been living?

00:14:59Where?

00:15:01In delusion.

00:15:07It's been a long time.

00:15:09It's been a long time.

00:15:11But it was good.

00:15:13What do you think about Andrew Tate?

00:15:15Sorry?

00:15:17Andrew Tate.

00:15:19What do you think about Andrew Tate?

00:15:27I will stay single.

00:15:33I don't listen to you.

00:15:35If you find someone who you really like

00:15:37will you not go ask them out?

00:15:39I will of course.

00:15:41But the sad thing is that

00:15:43the moment I decided to tell him

00:15:45he got committed.

00:15:47Oh no!

00:15:51Don't talk nonsense.

00:15:55Write 9-8.

00:16:17No, no.

00:16:27Shivani, I really

00:16:29liked the thoughts

00:16:31that you have

00:16:33an imaginary boyfriend.

00:16:37You wanted to call someone misogynist.

00:16:39But here

00:16:41no one knows the spelling of misogynist.

00:16:43So, what is your goal in life?

00:16:47I have written

00:16:49to turn delusion into reality.

00:16:53So, what is your biggest delusion?

00:16:55I feel that

00:16:57poetry is very meaningful.

00:16:59So, I think it doesn't work that way.

00:17:01If I go on Reels and say

00:17:03Akkar Bakkar Bambi Bo, give me your respect.

00:17:05It will go viral.

00:17:07The things that are right don't work.

00:17:09So, even after that

00:17:11she is right.

00:17:13I have done meaningful comedy for 10 years.

00:17:23Ask me once

00:17:25how is your mom?

00:17:31So, Shivani Rai ji.

00:17:33Do you think there is a scope in poetry?

00:17:37If you leave the quality content

00:17:39then yes, there is.

00:17:41I am not able to do that but I will try.

00:17:43I will recite a poem to you.

00:17:47It is serious.

00:17:49If you are not reality

00:17:53then you are my delusion.

00:17:57If you are not reality

00:17:59then you are my delusion.

00:18:01Everyone is a liar

00:18:03but you are a little less.

00:18:05Wow!

00:18:07It was a good poem.

00:18:09It was very good.

00:18:19Amazing, Shivani Rai.

00:18:21Thank you so much for joining.

00:18:27So, I have given you

00:18:299.

00:18:31You gave me 7.

00:18:33The content was good

00:18:35but delivery

00:18:37I think is something

00:18:39that you really need to work on.

00:18:41It was not conviction.

00:18:43It was an attempt to shock you.

00:18:45In poetry, I think the delivery is as important.

00:18:47Gulzar sir is sitting with us.

00:18:55Neeti ji.

00:18:57In India, everyone asks women

00:18:59for delivery.

00:19:01Women can't ask for it.

00:19:05These days...

00:19:07These days, half comes in half.

00:19:099 from Neeti ji.

00:19:11She has given 9 by subtracting 2 things.

00:19:13First it was 9, then 8, then 9.

00:19:15You have also given 9.

00:19:17Are you writing your number?

00:19:238.

00:19:259-8.

00:19:278.

00:19:29So, your average is

00:19:318.5.

00:19:33Okay.

00:19:359!

00:19:37Very close.

00:19:39Shivani ji...

00:19:41I wish I had given half more.

00:19:47Make some noise for Shivani Rai.

00:19:49Thank you so much.

00:19:51Alright.

00:19:53Up next, we have Bharat Ka Oscar.

00:19:55Wow.

00:19:57Make some noise for Bharat Ka Oscar, everyone.

00:20:05Hi.

00:20:07How are you all?

00:20:11Thanks for coming, guys.

00:20:13Thank you so much for coming.

00:20:15Hi, guys.

00:20:17My name is Oscar.

00:20:19I have a dog at home.

00:20:21His name is Bhaskar.

00:20:25His name has a meaning.

00:20:27What is your name?

00:20:29Israan.

00:20:31I asked my family

00:20:33why they named me Oscar.

00:20:35You must have seen

00:20:37the Hollywood award.

00:20:39My family said,

00:20:41when you were born,

00:20:43you came out like this.

00:20:49I said,

00:20:51it's good I didn't come out like this.

00:20:55A lot of people travel by train.

00:20:57Give me a cheer.

00:20:59You must have seen

00:21:01some people come by train

00:21:03and ask for money.

00:21:05Not the local train's air hostess.

00:21:11He came to me

00:21:13and asked for money.

00:21:15I gave it to him.

00:21:17He was reciting a mantra

00:21:19and blessing me.

00:21:21I asked him,

00:21:23will you give me money?

00:21:25He said, keep my card.

00:21:27It has a mail ID.

00:21:29If you don't get the result,

00:21:31mail it to me.

00:21:33I asked him,

00:21:35why are you doing this?

00:21:37He said,

00:21:39he was doing a job

00:21:41and I had to clap for my boss.

00:21:43Now I'm clapping for myself.

00:21:47This is my startup.

00:21:49Did you see the PPT?

00:21:51I don't want to be your

00:21:53co-founder.

00:21:55Thank you, that's my time.

00:21:57Let's go.

00:21:59Since when have you been doing comedy?

00:22:012021.

00:22:03Since 4 years.

00:22:05You should have been a little ahead in 4 years.

00:22:09You are so brutal.

00:22:11I have uploaded a video.

00:22:13You can watch it.

00:22:15You can watch it on YouTube.

00:22:17You will get it on YouTube.

00:22:19Why India's Got Latent?

00:22:23I wanted to have fun.

00:22:25You are so serious.

00:22:27For a person who likes to do fun.

00:22:29Why are you so serious?

00:22:31I'm getting pissed off.

00:22:33You look like a butcher.

00:22:35Yes, I do.

00:22:37You look so good when you smile.

00:22:39What's your age?

00:22:41I'm 27.

00:22:43Are you married?

00:22:45No, I don't have a girlfriend.

00:22:47Do you have a girlfriend?

00:22:49You look like Sunita.

00:22:59Did you apply in Comicstan?

00:23:03They started working in 2021.

00:23:05I came in season 2.

00:23:07Season 2?

00:23:09Season 3.

00:23:11Which season do you win?

00:23:13Akash Gupta was the winner.

00:23:15Tell me the truth.

00:23:17Co-winner.

00:23:19We have a judge here from Comicstan.

00:23:25Let me ask you the same question.

00:23:27Am I doing good or you are doing bad?

00:23:37In Kashmir, they don't want to cut the Wi-Fi.

00:23:39They become like this.

00:23:43Wow.

00:23:45You didn't apply in Comicstan 3?

00:23:47No.

00:23:49What's the point?

00:23:55It happens.

00:23:57I had to make a film every day.

00:24:01Something happened.

00:24:03What's your trauma?

00:24:05Did your uncle touch you?

00:24:09What's the trauma?

00:24:11What's the trauma?

00:24:13I didn't have a son.

00:24:27That's why you had a beard.

00:24:29Wow.

00:24:39Season 2 winner.

00:24:49That's why you are naked these days.

00:24:51Give me this one.

00:24:53I will cut this one.

00:24:55Thank you so much for coming today.

00:24:57Keep smiling.

00:24:59Time to score him.

00:25:01I gave you an 8.

00:25:03I liked your set.

00:25:05Amit sir gave a 7.

00:25:095.5

00:25:11Maheep with a 6.

00:25:138

00:25:15Balraj with an 8.

00:25:17That makes your average of 7.

00:25:19Balraj with an 8.

00:25:21That makes your average of 7.

00:25:297.5

00:25:33Bharat Ka Oscar.

00:25:35Thank you so much for joining.

00:25:37He was very close to being self aware.

00:25:39Are we ready for a rapper?

00:25:41Make some noise for Puneet Malhotra.

00:25:45A big hand for Puneet Malhotra.

00:25:49I look like a goon.

00:25:53Are you smoking?

00:25:55I just want to start.

00:25:57The smile you are giving me

00:25:59on this useless joke

00:26:01could you have given it seriously?

00:26:03Think about where this trip has brought you.

00:26:05A different dimension.

00:26:07A different world.

00:26:09Think about it.

00:26:11Are your eyes red or are you unwell?

00:26:13But the feeling you are getting

00:26:15is amazing.

00:26:17Think about it.

00:26:19You have nothing in your pocket.

00:26:21You are just a piece of junk.

00:26:23You are just a question

00:26:25to your family.

00:26:27And if this question is also

00:26:29arising in your mind

00:26:31then you are a disaster.

00:26:33I would like to tell you some truth

00:26:35which is called a fact in English.

00:26:37In fact, everyone has experienced

00:26:39that everything in the world is a addiction

00:26:41and addiction is a feeling.

00:26:43So why are you looking for a difference

00:26:45between bringing a class in Hollywood

00:26:47and staying in addiction?

00:26:49So what difference will it make

00:26:51if you tell the world

00:26:53that you are a piece of junk.

00:26:55You are with everyone

00:26:57even when you are alone

00:26:59because your story is tragic.

00:27:01No one will understand you

00:27:03unless they come in your shoes.

00:27:05Your boy was shot flick.

00:27:07And what does the world know?

00:27:09The world is a mother fucker.

00:27:11The world attacks from behind

00:27:13and says

00:27:15Bhandi

00:27:17Hua hoon main bhandi

00:27:21Bhandi

00:27:23Sach batara hoon main bhandi

00:27:27Aise ek jagah pe dekh raha hai

00:27:29jaise marriage doctor strange hai

00:27:31aur abhi haath gumaunga

00:27:33aur nahi chahunga tujhe kalak ish frame mein

00:27:35Aisa hi hoega Bidu

00:27:37when I pass this to you

00:27:39Alright!

00:27:41So you do drugs?

00:27:43No this is not a question

00:27:45this is a statement

00:27:47You do drugs?

00:27:51So how long

00:27:53have you been

00:27:55in this zone?

00:27:595-6 years

00:28:015-6 years in this zone

00:28:03How old are you my brother?

00:28:0527

00:28:07So what all did you sell for this?

00:28:09I didn't sell anything

00:28:11So you never get scared?

00:28:13Of what?

00:28:19Bro this is not legal

INDIA'S GOT LATENT | EP 04 ft. Comedian Maheep Singh, Amit Tandon

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