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00:00A few hours earlier
00:03Have you heard that I've started a bus?
00:05No.
00:06I had to go to the gym to start the bus.
00:08I'm so fucking tired.
00:09Ingrid...
00:11I miss you.
00:12You look like a slut.
00:14Mirka Kugel!
00:18Maybe I should get some more water.
00:20You've invited a lot of people on a trip,
00:22who only wanted to go where I was going.
00:23Two people.
00:24Can I see the report? I don't get it.
00:26I told you, it's all fake.
00:28You just didn't believe me.
00:59I'll call you later, okay?
01:02Yes.
01:11Eva, listen.
01:13I'm sorry.
01:15If I'd known that the trip was so important to you,
01:17I wouldn't have invited the guys.
01:20If I'd known that the trip wasn't so important to you,
01:23I would've stayed home.
01:24It was important to me.
01:26But like...
01:29Like what?
01:32It's important to me to be with my friends, too.
01:37And it's usually important to you, too.
01:39It's important to me.
01:41But it's not important to me to be with your friends.
01:44I told you, you could bring your friends.
01:48I'm sorry.
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02:02Can't you just...
02:03Are we going somewhere now?
02:05That's not what I meant.
02:07But that's what you said.
02:11I don't know what the right answer is right now.
02:19Just be honest.
02:21Just be honest.
02:28Eva, you're the coolest girl I know.
02:31And you're pretty and cute and smart and funny.
02:35But...
02:37I don't understand what the problem is.
02:40You need to make new friends.
02:42Make new friends!
02:45Everyone who thinks of you as a friend is very lucky.
02:51I don't know what to say.
02:54I nailed it.
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06:16Hi.
06:18Hello.
06:20What?
06:22Ho ho.
06:23Good morning.
06:26How are you?
06:28Today we are going to work with the homework you did during the holidays.
06:34Are we going to be at the book fair again?
06:36Yes.
06:38Fuck.
06:39Eva, what does the main character of this story do?
06:45Uh.
06:47Uh.
06:50She feels alone.
06:52Uh.
06:53Does she feel alone?
06:54Nora, I don't want you to answer for Eva.
06:58She hadn't found her homework yet.
07:01I only helped her.
07:03You asked incorrectly.
07:05The correct way would be,
07:08What are the main characters of the story?
07:11You're right.
07:12I'm sorry.
07:14I've lived in Madrid.
07:16Okay.
07:18That's why I don't have any friends.
07:20Like in Oslo.
07:23Oh well.
07:27I'm sorry.
07:32The smell is strong.
07:40I can do it.
07:41Listen.
07:42Cultural relativistic.
07:45Did you pronounce it?
07:47Cultural relativistic.
07:48No, it's not relativistic.
07:50It's relativistic.
08:00Hi.
08:01Thank you for last time.
08:02Hi.
08:03I don't remember if I said hello properly.
08:04I was a bit out.
08:06Wilde.
08:07Eva.
08:08Hi.
08:11I just wanted to say that it was nice of you to help me.
08:14No, it was nothing.
08:16And we were wondering if you had a Russian bus.
08:20No.
08:21That's great.
08:22We've just made a new bus.
08:23And we really want you to be on it.
08:27I don't know.
08:28I haven't really started to think about Russian time.
08:31It's actually quite important to think about that.
08:33If you want to be on a bus.
08:35I don't know how it is in Trondheim.
08:37But here in Oslo.
08:38You have to plan a long time in advance.
08:40If you don't end up on a bad bus.
08:42Or being a good Russian.
08:44I see.
08:45Just being Russian isn't just about Russian time.
08:47It's about the social and the community.
08:55Think of it like a sect.
08:57Right?
08:58When you first come in, you don't come out again.
09:00And it all ends with a collective social suicide.
09:03In a hookah ring on Tryvann.
09:05I was 17 in 2018.
09:07She's just kidding.
09:10Do you want to come to a bus meeting?
09:12Friday after school?
09:16Yes, okay.
09:17Yes?
09:18Yes.
09:19That's so cool.
09:20If you have something on your mind.
09:21You just have to bring it.
09:24I'm pretty sure I will.
09:26See you then.
09:35What the fuck was that?
09:37Come on.
09:38I saw you sucking on his cheek.
09:40Did I?
09:41Yes.
09:42Who is it?
09:55H.
09:56H?
09:57H.
09:58H.
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10:00H.
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10:02H.
10:03H.
10:04H.
10:05Like I have you, Narcotics Problems.
10:08Or H. Like I...
10:10Don't you have any other problems?
10:12Hi!
10:14Hi.
10:17Is this Nova?
10:20Hi.
10:21I was going to ask you if you have talked to Chris.
10:23No.
10:24We can't have a bus meeting with her.
10:26Because tomorrow is a wine party.
10:28And we can't have it at my place.
10:30Because it will be a bit stressful.
10:31So I was wondering if we could have it at your place?
10:33At my place?
10:35Yes.
10:36But how many of us?
10:39Do you want to come?
10:41What?
10:42The bus meeting.
10:43Bus?
10:44But this was...
10:45We are going to make the world's fattest Russian bus.
10:48Do you want to come?
10:49No.
10:54Then the three of us.
10:55Hi!
10:56Nice to meet you.
10:57We want to come to the bus meeting.
11:03How do you know each other?
11:07We met at the Ramadan program in the mosque.
11:16She is kidding. We have German together.
11:19But you want to come to the bus meeting?
11:22Yes.
11:26Is that okay?
11:30What is the problem?
11:32No.
11:34Since you are a Muslim,
11:36isn't it that Muslims are not allowed to be Russian?
11:43No.
11:44You will be punished with stoning.
11:50When is the bus meeting?
11:51Tomorrow. Who is staying?
11:53Me.
11:54I don't know where you live.
11:55Just give me your address and I will drop you off at the bus station.
11:58Goodbye.
11:59Goodbye.
12:03It means we have to reconsider.
12:07She can't be on the bus.
12:09Why not?
12:11We just gave her a chance. It was really cool.
12:15We?
12:16You are not even on the bus.
12:18If she is on the bus, then I am on the bus too.
12:20Cool!
12:28Oh no.
12:32We have a big advantage compared to the other buses.
12:35I have already bought a huge amount of Dorul.
12:39Would you be able to buy Dorul for 40,000 kroner on credit to another bus?
12:44At least I will get a bonus of 60,000 kroner.
12:48So I made a budget.
12:50And this budget is based on the fact that you earn 50,000 kroner
12:54on the side of the Dorul sale.
12:56This budget is based on the fact that you earn 50,000 kroner
12:59on the side of the Dorul sale.
13:02So I need all of you to have an independent plan
13:05on how you earn the remaining money.
13:10Is there anything?
13:11We are wasting our time on this Dorul mess.
13:14You don't need a budget when we are not enough people on the bus.
13:17It is actually quite important to have an overview of the economy.
13:20Listen. We are the biggest losers at school.
13:23And unless you want us to end up in a loser van,
13:26we need a strategy.
13:27We are not the biggest losers at school.
13:29Weren't you just thrown out of another bus?
13:31I wasn't thrown out.
13:35You were.
13:37Listen, Hilde.
13:38It will be very difficult for me to work with you
13:40if you are completely in denial.
13:42Can't you just realize that we are losers?
13:44Do you even think you are a loser?
13:46Hello? I am a Muslim girl in this white, faithless country.
13:50I am the biggest loser of all.
13:52You speak like an adult.
13:56But what is the point? What do you want us to do?
13:58First of all, we need to get more girls.
14:02Cool girls.
14:03And how do we do that?
14:06Ask them.
14:07Wrong.
14:08We don't ask anyone.
14:09The cool girls should ask us.
14:12But first of all, we need to get something we don't have.
14:15A word in four letters.
14:19Spend.
14:20Cred.
14:21Spend is five letters, Chris.
14:23Do we know any of the 97 boys?
14:31Okay, then we need to find out who of the 97 boys
14:34has the best bus,
14:35get on one of our buses,
14:36and get role models.
14:38Any ideas on how we can do that?
14:44You need to hook up with them.
14:46Are you serious?
14:47You?
14:48Yes, I am not hooking up.
14:49Okay, so we are going to hook up,
14:51but what are you going to do?
14:52Are you kidding me?
14:54I'm sitting here, saving the table at the Dorul meeting
14:56with a strategic, well-functioning plan,
14:58and you're wondering what I'm going to do?
15:02Do any of you have a girlfriend?
15:04I do.
15:06How old is he?
15:0899.
15:09Stupid guy.
15:12You're not serious, are you?
15:14She's the prettiest of them all.
15:16It would be a waste if she didn't have a boyfriend.
15:19But...
15:21To be honest,
15:22it's completely ridiculous.
15:25What is?
15:26You can't sit here and beg us
15:28to exchange our sexuality for cred.
15:33You're crazy.
15:35No, I'm being honest.
15:37Girls in Norway exchange sex for money,
15:39popularity, and approval every single day.
15:41It's possible you don't agree with the values behind it.
15:43I don't either.
15:45You can't sit here and pretend it's something new for you.
15:47It's your culture.
15:49So if you think it's so crazy,
15:51I suggest you go out and try to change it,
15:53instead of sitting here and criticizing it.
16:01But it's a bit rude of you to ask Eva
16:03to break up with your girlfriend.
16:05It was a suggestion.
16:06If she's so in love with her boyfriend,
16:08I think it's more important than what I say.
16:10She can think for herself.
16:11She's not a child.
16:15I think this is going to be good.