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00:00Today I'm prank calling car dealerships, and I'm doing it in a workout room because I'm about to put these salesmen to work
00:07Or just be their biggest nightmare
00:09What does that be guys welcome back to dunking not today? I am going to really do something super scary
00:16I have a fear of dealerships. I just feel like the high sales tactics the confusing numbers
00:21Just really scary, so I was like how about I conquer that fear by prank calling them
00:27I am gonna call dealerships in the south. I already have a few listed in, Georgia. Let's just get started
00:33Let's call the dealership. I'm so nervous to do this
00:36I start shaking before I have to call someone so this is just torture, but we'll see okay
00:41The first dealership is called subscribe to Duncan you're not
00:45But you were expecting that
00:48Thank you for calling Hyundai of Kennesaw, this is Taimi, how can I help you?
00:52Hi Taimi, um this is Diana. How are you?
00:54I'm good, how are you doing Diana?
00:57Doing wonderful. Well actually that's what I wanted to call about I
01:01Was thinking that my husband was at your guys's lot right now
01:06And he is not supposed to be there, so I was yes
01:11Oh, no the mama bear will come out if he is I was wondering if you have a good view of the sales
01:17Floor, and if you see a man, that's like above six foot
01:20Do you have any customers on the sales floor right now that looks like that?
01:23I cannot see the sales floor from where I'm at
01:28Would it be too much of a hassle for me to come by and see for myself
01:33So it's okay if I bring my children with me because I want all of our family to be there to catch him in the
01:38Act
01:41Okay because when my family shows up it might be kind of a spectacle when we catch my husband in the act so
01:47Just be
01:50No my words will be enough violence for my husband that Southern justice always prevails
01:56You should be expecting me and my kids shortly
02:00I'll try
02:05Oh, I love that Taimi no violence
02:08Oh
02:17Hi, Leanne, my name's Diana
02:21Hi, do y'all have Sorrento's at your dealership?
02:29What's the lowest price Sorrento you have
02:32Now
02:37What was your name again Leanne was it
02:40Leanne if y'all were to do something very special for a woman like me and you were to bring it down to
02:4730 are we talking damn apples now?
02:51Okay, my husband's a veteran does that does that do anything my husband's a veteran
02:57Wait, oh my gosh, I've always messed that up. He's the veterinarian. That's not the same thing. Oh
03:03Oh, so y'all don't have discounts for doctors
03:07Dang, okay. I'm just trying to think of any more questions before I were to come there. Sorry it to waste your time
03:13And I was just wondering feel like the Kia horn is just like a little different than like other cars like the horn that you
03:19press
03:20Is that so?
03:27You've never done that oh
03:30My gosh, Leanne. Well, I have a dirty little secret caution to the wind, but I am Georgia's number one horn user
03:36So it is very important to me
03:42Well, you know for thirty three thousand frickin dollars that better be a good horn am I right
03:51Oh, well, I just I hate dodges so that's just hilarious
03:57Yeah
04:01It is three two three zero four D six seven F nine
04:11And yeah, that should be it
04:15Okay, bye Leanna's
04:21Put letters in the phone number she does the one with it
04:27Hi there, um, who am I speaking with?
04:32Oh lovely, hi Justin, my name is Ava a as in America. Thank you V is in Virginia and a is in America again
04:40so
04:42yeah, so I was just visiting your establishment earlier and I was in one of y'all's Ultimas yesterday and I
04:50Sneezed I just had kind of a sneeze attack and I just got a test back today and I have coated
04:57Okay, it was a really ugly Nissan like one of y'all's used cars
05:04I'm also colorblind. So do you remember the price of the car like seven?
05:12I don't know what our cars price that was like
05:18My father he is dead now, but he bought his first car for about what was that like $200
05:24So what is going on?
05:28I'm not that old Justin. Come on now
05:34Oh, I think you are Justin, oh boy better go back to salesman training
05:41Which car are you in and you don't remember the color? Oh you said you were colorblind
05:47Let me see were you in it like test-driving or were you just walking around a lot
05:55Yeah, that was it that's how I did it
06:04A lady that came by she was nice
06:12Thank you, oh I can smell Justin I can smell it I still got my sniffer
06:19so
06:23Thank you, you know what they say a woman is never a woman without her sniffer, that's what my grandma always said so
06:30No, no, um, just pray for my recovery
06:37I will you're my favorite better than Tatiana. Honestly, I
06:42I
06:47Just wasted so much of his time we need to put the wig on
06:53This is great
06:56Hi there, who am I speaking with?
06:59Hi Maria, one of your salespeople walked me out to a Chevrolet Suburban
07:04I got to sit in the car and they walked away and right now the buckle is stuck
07:10I'm trapped in the Suburban right now
07:15Yes
07:17It's a black Suburban, okay
07:20Thank you. Oh
07:27No
07:30Is someone actually gonna go out there looking for me why'd you just end the call before I could say don't I
07:36Want to call like a Porsche dealership?
07:41I
07:47Was just wondering if you have any Cayenne's in stock, are you looking for new or pre-owned?
07:53You know what? Let me tell you what I'm looking for. I'm looking for any Cayenne that just has that guttural deep
08:01Engine roar that just turns heads, you know, that's what we're looking for. Just that guttural
08:10I
08:18May have to just call you back. I think my son just started a house fire in the kitchen
08:22Just like a little I need to go put that out
08:26Yeah, I just gotta put out these flames real quick and um, yeah Marcus I'll be right there I
08:32I
08:35Just wanted to get out of that conversation she literally was just going through all the details
08:44So, um, do y'all have a
08:482017 Ford Escape
08:50Lovely. I see it's listed around
08:53$17,000. So
08:55my daughter makes these
08:58Beautiful friendship bracelets
09:00and if I was hoping that my family could come on by make some friendship bracelets for the whole team at your car dealership you
09:06Could bring that price down to
09:09$13,000
09:13Really oh
09:17Okay, I have a question though about the Ford Escape do you think it is safe in crashes
09:23Oh
09:25Cuz one thing about me is I'm gonna get in a car crash I am very clumsy driver. Oh
09:33I've earned every right to say that mister because you do not want to see this speed demon on the road
09:39So I was just hoping for a safe ride for my family where if we crash or when we crash that will all survive
09:53It doesn't
09:56Got it, you know, a lot of my crashes are frontal do y'all have another car that would be around the similar price point that
10:03You think would be sighs?
10:05And y'all don't allow crash tests, is that right?
10:12Oh y'all don't do that anymore
10:17Okay, well, you know what I'll do was I'll buy one of y'all cars
10:20I'll do my own crash test just see if it holds up because I don't care if I get a bump or two in the
10:24Road if you know what I mean
10:26You know, sometimes it's kind of fun, you know your hair flipping forward in the arms. It's pretty interesting sometimes
10:42How did you know that that's so funny you called me very young lady, you know, I just turned 55
10:47But I appreciate the compliment
10:51That means a lot coming from a salesperson, you know because salespeople they talk you off to make you feel good
10:56So that did make me feel good. You know now I'm for sure probably will be getting that Subaru if you know what I mean
11:03It's Diana
11:04D as in diamond I as an eyeball a as in Apple and as in America and a as in television
11:13What's your name again say that one more time
11:18Okay, well I look forward to coming on by and sitting in that Subaru see if it can fit my hips
11:28Just know that when you see the bumped-up car with Diana diamond inside it's me
11:34I'm sure you are
11:41Have a beautiful day. Thank you. Have a beautiful day
11:48Thank you guys for watching we have a beautiful rest of your day don't do this don't call salesmen
11:52Don't call dealerships unless you're actually getting a car only I can do that. Okay, but
12:00Thank you for watching have a beautiful day