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00:00Hey, is there anyone here for the first time in Futozaru?
00:04Aaaaah...
00:10What is this time?
00:11This is boring.
00:13I want to drink something.
00:17But he hasn't come yet.
00:21The more I think about it, the more I feel sick.
00:26I'm 21. I'm totally different from when I was 20.
00:30That's true.
00:31Maki-chan, are you celebrating your birthday this year?
00:33Yes, I am.
00:35She's so young!
00:37She's so young!
00:38Huh?
00:39But Maki-chan looks like she's in second grade.
00:42Huh? Didn't Maki-chan look like she was in second grade?
00:45Wow.
00:46Does that mean she's older than me?
00:49Don't say that!
00:51No way!
00:52That's mean!
00:53She's older than me!
00:55Everyone's so smart when they say stupid things.
01:01So what's a drinking party?
01:03Tell me what your real goal is.
01:06Before we go to London, let's make a group line here.
01:09That's a great idea!
01:10Right?
01:11The name is...
01:13Let's call it...
01:14Let's call it...
01:15Let's call it...
01:16Let's call it...
01:17Let's call it...
01:18Let's call it...
01:19Let's call it...
01:20Let's call it...
01:21Let's call it...
01:22Let's call it...
01:23Let's call it...
01:24It's been two hours.
01:25They're full of energy.
01:28I guess girls have a good sense of humor.
01:32Some girls come to us without doing anything.
01:35Some girls leave without doing anything.
01:39This is what college students are like.
01:41First-year students.
01:43Can I put some lemon on the fried food?
01:46I'm so sorry.
01:52Come on!
01:53Are you guys serious?
01:54Are you sure about that?
01:55It's just a one-time thing.
01:57It's not a one-time thing.
01:58It's not a one-time thing.
01:59It's not a one-time thing.
02:00Idiot! Idiot!
02:01You're talking about stupid things.
02:02It's not fun.
02:03I'm more...
02:04I'm more...
02:09I'm sorry I'm late.
02:12Sakurai-san...
02:13Sakurai-san...
02:14Sakurai-san...
02:16Sakurai-san...
02:18Sakurai-san is a good person.
02:20He's so cute today.
02:22He's so cute.
02:28What are you doing?
02:29You're not ready yet?
02:31Wait a minute.
02:32Sakurai-san, come here.
02:37Come here, Sakurai-san.
02:40Leave those boring guys alone.
02:42Come here and talk to me.
02:45Talk to me, please.
02:47By the way, what kind of person does Sakurai-san like?
02:50What are you talking about?
02:51What kind of person?
02:52I'm curious, too.
02:53What kind of person does Sakurai-san like?
02:54I don't have one, but...
02:57Hmm...
02:58What is it?
02:59A serious person?
03:02And...
03:03A kind person?
03:05A kind and serious person.
03:08You're so vague.
03:09I'm the one who said that.
03:11A kind and serious person, right?
03:14You idiot.
03:15Who said that?
03:16But...
03:18Sakurai-san?
03:19That's what I'm saying.
03:22No, no, no.
03:23What? I'm scared.
03:25Because...
03:26Your face is important.
03:29Then, what kind of person do you like?
03:32Me?
03:33I like...
03:34Sakurai-san.
03:37That's unexpected.
03:39Even though you like me so much?
03:42Yes, yes.
03:43But maybe you'll understand.
03:45Understand?
03:47Really?
03:48I'm so happy!
03:50But...
03:52But...
03:53I don't hate you, either.
03:59I've always realized that.
04:01Ah...
04:02Ah...
04:03Ah...
04:04You're making me say it.
04:07You idiot.
04:10I'm sorry.
04:13Hey, look at me.
04:15Ah...
04:16No...
04:18Look at me.
04:19Then I'll do something good for you.
04:22But...
04:24Ah...
04:25Sakurai-san, I'm sorry.
04:28Ah...
04:29No...
04:32Ah...
04:34Ah...
04:35Eh? What's this?
04:36Ah...
04:39Ah?
04:41It's huge.
04:43Hey.
04:50It's delicious.
04:55You're late.
04:58By the way, I...
05:00I came here with Sakurai-san.
05:02Ah...
05:03Ah...
05:04Ah...
05:07You're still sulking, aren't you?
05:10You don't look like you're in a good mood.
05:13Go with Sakurai.
05:17I can't.
05:18You'll know when you see me.
05:19Why not?
05:22I'm already a married man.
05:24I can't go now.
05:26Hey.
05:28Ah...
05:30You won't know if I don't go.
05:32I know, but...
05:34I just went there.
05:37I just wanted to get some fresh air.
05:39No, that's not it.
05:40Anyway, I'll make you some sake.
05:43Hey, it's not a show.
05:46Are you going to get dumped?
05:48You're going to dump me.
05:50No, it's you.
05:52If it was me, I wouldn't do that.
05:56What?
05:57I feel bad for you.
05:59I'll hold your hand and make you some memories.
06:02Then I'll block your number.
06:06But you're dumped.
06:08It's even worse.
06:09Well, you'll know if you don't go.
06:13No...
06:14No?
06:15Hurry up and decide.
06:16I've heard a lot about you.
06:18You have a mask, right?
06:20Well, yes, but...
06:25But...
06:26If you don't go,
06:28you'll be taken away by someone you like.
06:36Taken away?
06:45You're beautiful and stylish.
06:48You're kind and gentle.
06:52I want to be like you.
06:59No, no, no, no.
07:01All of you.
07:03No, no, no.
07:04I'll make you drink a lot.
07:07Then you'll get drunk.
07:09Stop it.
07:10You'll get drunk.
07:12I don't want to.
07:13You'll get drunk.
07:14No.
07:15If you're drunk, listen to me.
07:17No, no, no.
07:18If you're drunk...
07:20Yes.
07:21Listen to me.
07:24If you're drunk...
07:27Then you'll be on their side.
07:32No, I don't want to be on their side.
07:36Shut up.
07:37You don't want to?
07:38Those rules don't apply to them.
07:42Got it?
07:47While you're slacking off,
07:52we'll see who can take Sakurai home next.
08:00Do your best.
08:07But you're just a spectator.
08:11You're nothing.
08:14You can't do anything.
08:18You're just a spectator.
08:21Even if someone gets on Sakurai's boat,
08:25even if you don't want that,
08:28even if you want to get Sakurai out of the boat right now,
08:33it's too late.
08:34Sabae, please.
08:37Because you're...
08:39Stop it.
08:42Because you're...
08:44not Osomatsu!
08:55Hey.
08:56Stop it.
08:58Stop it.
09:00Stop it.
09:02Stop it.
09:04Stop it.
09:08Stop crying.
09:10Why?
09:13You don't like that, do you?
09:17I'm sorry.
09:18Don't cry.
09:20You don't like alcohol, do you?
09:24Who do you think you are?
09:27You're too honest.
09:31I'm sorry.
09:37But...
09:39I don't want Sakurai to take me home.
09:48I get it.
09:50I'll think about it with you.
09:54Sabae.
09:56Sabae.
09:58Really?
10:00Yes.
10:01So don't make me drink any more.
10:06Yes.
10:07Thank you very much.
10:09Excuse me.
10:10Two more drinks, please.
10:13Okay.
10:142,500 yen per person.
10:16I'm the mayor.
10:17I'll pay you 3,000 yen.
10:19Pay me more.
10:21Okay.
10:22Let's go for another one.
10:24I'll pay you 6,000 yen.
10:27Sakurai.
10:30You're so cute today.
10:33Reika, are you still drinking?
10:37Sabae.
10:39She's a free spirit.
10:43But she's a good girl.
10:45She's close with Sakurai.
10:47I'm sure she'll tell me how to beat her.
11:00Sabae is always cheerful.
11:02She gets along with everyone around her.
11:06She's the complete opposite of me.
11:10But that's why she's always being helped.
11:21I'm so happy!
11:25Ouch!
11:31You drank too much.
11:34Are you okay?
11:36I feel sick.
11:39Hey, stop it.
11:41Come on.
11:42Give me your hand.
11:47I'm happy.
11:49Kiss me.
11:54If I fall for this trick, it'll be over.
11:59In many ways.
12:24I'm happy.
12:26I'm happy.
12:28I'm happy.
12:30I'm happy.
12:32I'm happy.
12:34I'm happy.
12:36I'm happy.
12:38I'm happy.
12:40I'm happy.
12:42I'm happy.
12:44I'm happy.
12:46I'm happy.
12:48I'm happy.
12:50I'm happy.
12:52I'm happy.
12:54I'm happy.
12:56I'm happy.
12:58I'm happy.
13:01Moro-kyu.
13:03Sakura-yukke-o-machi.
13:09Ouch!
13:20I can't stand it.
13:23Do you still want to drink?
13:25I drank a lot.
13:27I'm going back to the beginning with beer.
13:31I feel like throwing up.
13:39I told you to drink more.
13:43You didn't drink at all.
13:46Well...
13:48What's wrong?
13:50It's not like that.
13:52It's good, isn't it?
13:54I don't admit it.
13:56It's not like that.
13:58We've been drinking for over an hour.
14:01Where did you go when I asked you to drink with me?
14:06If you don't drink, you won't get better.
14:10The more I drink, the more I get better at love.
14:16Are you drunk?
14:18Do you still want to drink?
14:20It's not over yet.
14:28Then I'll tell you something good.
14:33The other day, I went to Sakura-yukke-o-machi.
14:37We took a bath together and slept together.
14:46What's that?
14:52It was pink.
14:55What?
14:59Do you want me to tell you something?
15:02No.
15:04You don't know if I don't tell you.
15:07What do you think it is?
15:13Pink.
15:15Pink.
15:18That's...
15:23It's a lie.
15:28I see.
15:32No.
15:34It's not bad.
15:36I like it.
15:41You're laughing too much.
15:54Why did you go to Sakura-yukke-o-machi?
15:57Why?
15:59Because you're clean.
16:01I'm clean.
16:03You're not clean.
16:10Drink water.
16:12It's hot.
16:27I like it.
16:29You like soy milk.
16:33No, I didn't see it.
16:35You're a pervert.
16:37I can tell you're a pervert.
16:40I said it's not true.
16:42Sakura-yukke-o-machi is also soy milk.
16:47It's soy milk.
16:50It's soy milk.
16:53It's soy milk.
16:56You're not in love with soy milk.
16:58Don't be so hard on me.
17:00I'm fine.
17:02Don't look down on me.
17:04I'm fine.
17:06I'm fine.
17:08We're a couple.
17:12I can't help it.
17:15Sakura-san, you're so...
17:18I'm a pervert.
17:19You're a pervert.
17:23You're a pervert.
17:26Yes, I am.
17:31I see.
17:36Do you want to touch me?
17:44What?
17:45I won't touch you.
17:46I'm not a pervert.
17:49If I touch you,
17:56will you tell Sakura-san?
17:58No, I won't.
17:59What are you going to do?
18:06It's okay.
18:08It's okay.
18:09It's okay.
18:10I'm serious.
18:11It's okay.
18:13It's okay.
18:15I'm serious.
18:19I'm serious.
18:38A cup.
18:41A cup.
18:49A cup.
18:51A cup.
18:53A cup.
18:58A cup.
19:05Hey,
19:06isn't that too much?
19:08I'd like some more.
19:11And some more.
19:13Okay.
19:14Oh.
19:18Are you okay?
19:19Yes.
19:20I can do it myself.
19:22It's okay.
19:23It's okay.
19:24It's okay.
19:25Yes.
19:29Yes.
19:37Hey.
19:45There are only three stations from here to my house, right?
19:49Yes.
19:50Do you have a last train?
19:52No.
19:54I don't think so.
19:56I see.
20:00Then,
20:02do you want to stay at my house?
20:04Do you want to stay at my house?
20:14No.
20:16I can walk home.
20:18It's okay.
20:19I see.
20:20Yes.
20:21Then,
20:22see you next week.
20:34I see.
20:43If I had been honest with her,
20:48I wonder what would have happened to me and Sabae.
20:54No,
20:55but I like Sakurai-san.
20:59Yes.
21:01Oh,
21:03but as a trip with Sakurai-san,
21:07I feel like I'm giving him a man.
21:13No,
21:14it's too bad.
21:17No,
21:18no, no, no.
21:22No,
21:23it's no good.
21:24This is really no good.
21:27Yes.
21:30Yes.
21:41If I do it with Sabae,
21:43it will end.
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