Jackpot (2024)

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"Jackpot" (2024) is a high-stakes crime thriller that plunges into the dark underbelly of the gambling world. The film follows Sam Miller, a down-on-his-luck gambler who stumbles upon the opportunity of a lifetime—a secret, high-stakes poker game where the winner takes home an enormous cash prize. Desperate to turn his life around, Sam enters the game, only to discover that the stakes are much higher than he imagined. The game is run by a ruthless crime syndicate, and losing could cost him more than just money—it could cost him his life. As the night unfolds, alliances shift, secrets are revealed, and Sam must navigate a deadly web of deception, betrayal, and violence to survive. With each hand, the tension mounts, leading to a pulse-pounding climax where the difference between life and death could be the turn of a single card. "Jackpot" is a gripping tale of risk, survival, and the thin line between fortune and disaster.

Transcript

00:00:30Well, East Coast girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear.

00:00:46And the Southern girls, with the way they talk, they knock me out when I'm down there.

00:00:54I wish they all could be California girls.

00:01:24You got this. You got this. You can do it!

00:01:54Lunch time.

00:02:18Lunch time.

00:02:20Eat this.

00:02:43With record inflation and unemployment numbers soaring, the economy hit historic lows Monday.

00:02:49However, in a positive sign, the stock market has gone through the roof, creating five brand new billionaires today.

00:02:57I should've just retired at the beach.

00:03:03Amihan?

00:03:06Ami, is that you?

00:03:14You know who I am. Give me your phone.

00:03:31What do you want?

00:03:34Sir, please, whatever it is, I'm sure we can fix it.

00:03:37You got any painkillers?

00:03:39Of course I do, I'm a grandma.

00:03:41Get him.

00:03:44Shit.

00:03:49Alright, if you really want to help me, then...

00:03:52I'm so sorry, dear.

00:04:00But I do know who you are.

00:04:07Ah, fuck me!

00:04:14You're gonna be rich.

00:04:27Don't move, we have a visual.

00:04:33Subject deceased.

00:04:35We have a go.

00:04:37We're good.

00:04:38Well then, let's go.

00:04:39Subject deceased.

00:04:41We have a go.

00:04:42We're good.

00:04:43Well then, bring him in.

00:04:45Subject deceased.

00:04:58Okay, guys, come on, let's go, let's go, come on, come on, let's go.

00:05:06Congratulations, Tala Amazan.

00:05:08I'm Johnny Grand, and you just won the Grand Lottery.

00:05:12We're going to Legoland!

00:05:16And that'll get me another 50K, right?

00:05:18Don't be greedy.

00:05:40You're fucking joking, right?

00:05:42No, our daughter did not get the part.

00:05:45She totally shit the bed, got in the audition room, and completely clammed up like an amateur.

00:05:50I thought you ran those goddamn lines with her.

00:05:52Well, it didn't work, did it?

00:05:54All she had to do, Leanne, was catch the baseball, wink at the camera, and say,

00:05:57Betty Butter is the best butter when buying better butter.

00:05:59I just fucking did it.

00:06:00I just fucking did it.

00:06:02Well, it was a big job, Leanne, okay?

00:06:04And she fucking blew it.

00:06:05Maybe she'd put more mature parts, Leanne, if she didn't dress like Strawberry fucking Shortcake.

00:06:09Don't you hang up?

00:06:10God damn it.

00:06:13Oh, sure, now you can act when there's no one who can hire you.

00:06:17That's great.

00:06:18Give me a goddamn break.

00:06:27I don't want to make a scene in front of your daughter because you're her daddy,

00:06:32and little girls love their daddies, even when they're assholes.

00:06:35But maybe if you weren't such an asshole and asked her if she actually wanted to be an actor,

00:06:39she wouldn't grow up to fucking hate your guts.

00:06:42Thanks, Dr. Phil.

00:06:43How much do I owe you for that bullshit?

00:06:47Come on, Ryan, I'll report you to child services for child abuse.

00:06:49You know, I'm off duty, but I can definitely still arrest you if you want.

00:06:53You're a cop?

00:06:54Officer Katherine Kim, Ventura County License 62638.

00:06:58So, I highly suggest you start treating your daughter like a human being as opposed to a fucking ATM.

00:07:05Yeah.

00:07:09Thanks.

00:07:15I really do like your dress, sweetie.

00:07:17Sorry for all the bad words I only curse when your mom's being a fucking bitch.

00:07:21Excuse me, do you have the time?

00:07:23Oh, yeah.

00:07:25It's 4.30.

00:07:28You're a little young for a cop.

00:07:31Well, I'm not a cop.

00:07:32I'm an actor.

00:07:35I knew it.

00:07:37You're pretty good.

00:07:38Thanks.

00:07:39Yeah, I just hate fuckers like that.

00:07:41Yeah.

00:07:42So, would I have seen you?

00:07:44Alright, did you play a businesswoman who moved to a small town and learned to love Christmas again?

00:07:50No.

00:07:51Then I probably wouldn't have seen you.

00:07:53I've been out of the business for a while.

00:07:56And now you're back.

00:07:57Yeah.

00:07:58Me and millions of other people.

00:08:01My dear, you listen.

00:08:03There is only one you.

00:08:05You are unique and you have your own voice.

00:08:08You just be true to who you are.

00:08:10You're gonna make it.

00:08:11I can feel it.

00:08:12Oh.

00:08:14Well, thanks.

00:08:15That was really nice.

00:08:17Now, what's your name?

00:08:18Because I want to keep an eye out for you when you're famous.

00:08:20Katie.

00:08:21Katie Kim.

00:08:23Oh, well.

00:08:24Miss Kim.

00:08:27I hope your legs fall off.

00:08:29Isn't that what actors say?

00:08:32Yeah, that's exactly what they say.

00:08:34Thank you so much.

00:08:39Oh, my God.

00:08:49Oh, my God.

00:08:50That golden girl bitch stole my watch.

00:08:53What the fuck?

00:08:55Oh.

00:09:07Yeah, thanks for nothing.

00:09:10And due to multiple winnerless rollovers prompting record-breaking ticket sales,

00:09:15tomorrow's jackpot in the monthly grand lottery

00:09:18now stands at a whopping and historic $3.6 billion.

00:09:24We've never seen anything like this before.

00:09:48Skip me a reporter.

00:09:53Protect and earn.

00:10:18Get out.

00:10:33Excuse me, sir.

00:10:35What's going on?

00:10:36Is there an evacuation or something?

00:10:38Lottery day tomorrow.

00:10:41Lottery day?

00:10:42What does that mean?

00:10:43Lottery day.

00:10:45No, yeah, I heard you.

00:10:46I'm new in town, so I'm not really up on the L.A. stuff.

00:10:48Read the sign.

00:11:03Well, at least the neighborhood's diverse.

00:11:05Smells like shit and piss.

00:11:10Ta-da.

00:11:11Ta-da.

00:11:13Oh, wow.

00:11:14Looks a little different from the Airbnb photos.

00:11:18Yeah, I think the lighting's different.

00:11:21Well, the entire room is different.

00:11:23Oh, yeah, no, it was a different house,

00:11:25because we used fake photos.

00:11:26Because, like, who's going to stay here if we don't?

00:11:29I've never been catfished by a house before.

00:11:33What?

00:11:35Oh, wow.

00:11:36Okay.

00:11:37That's interesting.

00:11:38Is this you?

00:11:39Oh, my God.

00:11:40Yeah, that's me.

00:11:41That's my manifestation board.

00:11:43Gotta manifest the stuff you want,

00:11:44or else bad stuff's going to happen to you, dude.

00:11:46This is a nice little bed here.

00:11:48Hmm.

00:11:50So why are you here?

00:11:51Are you here for, like, pleasure or pain or...

00:11:54No, I'm an actress.

00:11:55Yeah, me, I'm a marine biologist at NASA.

00:11:58Why would NASA need a marine biologist?

00:12:02Psycho!

00:12:05I got you.

00:12:06I totally fooled you.

00:12:07I'm an actress, too.

00:12:08Actress recognize actress, okay?

00:12:10Right, right, right.

00:12:12Are you going to get that?

00:12:13The phone?

00:12:14Oh.

00:12:15Oh, no.

00:12:17Oh, my God.

00:12:18Because I know.

00:12:19Yeah, it's my fucking mom.

00:12:21Bye.

00:12:22She calls me all the time.

00:12:24I haven't answered in two years.

00:12:25How about that?

00:12:26Then she just calls and calls and calls,

00:12:27and she's like,

00:12:28Shadi, I love you.

00:12:30Shadi, I miss you.

00:12:32Shadi, how are you?

00:12:35That's sweet.

00:12:36Fucking asshole.

00:12:37My mom's dead.

00:12:38Lucky.

00:12:39Yo!

00:12:41Oh, my God.

00:12:42DJ's here.

00:12:43DJ!

00:12:44DJ!

00:12:45DJ!

00:12:46DJ!

00:12:47DJ!

00:12:48Oh, my God.

00:12:49I can't wait for you to meet him.

00:12:50You're going to literally die.

00:12:51He's a DJ named DJ.

00:12:53Wow.

00:12:54I honestly, I think his parents were fucking psychic.

00:12:56Right.

00:12:57You've got to meet DJ.

00:12:58Come on.

00:12:59Baby!

00:13:01Baby!

00:13:02You see how big the jackpot is?

00:13:03Oh, my God.

00:13:04Like, $3 billion.

00:13:06That's like twice as much as a million.

00:13:08That's so...

00:13:09It's your...

00:13:10Yeah, that's us.

00:13:11That's you and me.

00:13:12That's you and me.

00:13:13That's you and me.

00:13:14That's you and me.

00:13:15I'm here.

00:13:16I'm here.

00:13:17Hey!

00:13:19This is DJ.

00:13:20Hey.

00:13:21This is Pam.

00:13:22DJ.

00:13:23Really cool to meet you.

00:13:24Yeah, you too.

00:13:25Do you guys have a house key?

00:13:26Here you go.

00:13:27Oh.

00:13:28Yeah, just go for it.

00:13:29Oh!

00:13:30Oh, shit.

00:13:31Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:13:32I'm so sorry.

00:13:33What the fuck was that?

00:13:34Why?

00:13:35Look at your bag.

00:13:36It says you go to fighting school.

00:13:38Oh.

00:13:39Okay, what the fuck is stage fighting?

00:13:41It's fake fighting for movies.

00:13:43Wait, they fake fight in movies?

00:13:45Can I have the fucking keys, please?

00:13:46Could you chill?

00:13:47Could you just chill?

00:13:48May I have the house keys, please?

00:13:49Yeah, sure.

00:13:50Here you go.

00:13:51Oh!

00:13:52You had quick hands, Katie.

00:13:54It was a good catch.

00:13:55It was a great catch.

00:13:58What's your problem?

00:13:59She's an actress.

00:14:05Fuck.

00:14:09No, we're not cool.

00:14:27Hey, there.

00:14:28Did you just win the grand lottery?

00:14:31Is every citizen of Los Angeles now trying to murder you

00:14:33so they can win an unimaginably large sum of money?

00:14:35Well, you can turn to me, Noel Cassidy.

00:14:38I will get you to sundown.

00:14:56Oh, what the fuck?

00:15:01Oh, shit.

00:15:04Oh!

00:15:06What?

00:15:07What is that?

00:15:08What the fuck is that?

00:15:13Is this my new friend, Katie Kim?

00:15:15Did it rain last night?

00:15:16Because there seems to be a pretty big leak in your ceiling.

00:15:19That's crap.

00:15:20It doesn't rain in LA.

00:15:22No, I'm not lying.

00:15:23There really is a leak in your ceiling.

00:15:25No, I know it's leaking.

00:15:26That's actual crap.

00:15:27We have a sewage thing.

00:15:28Um, it's just that all of my clothes are wrecked,

00:15:32and I have a showcase in a couple hours.

00:15:35Man, Katie, I feel so bad about this.

00:15:38Like, let me make it right.

00:15:39Why don't you pay me to rent my clothes?

00:15:41You want me to pay you?

00:15:43It's your sewage on my clothes.

00:15:45Whoa, it's not my sewage.

00:15:47It's the people upstairs.

00:15:48My sewage leaks on Mrs. Kashkarian.

00:15:50Okay.

00:15:52How much for the clothes?

00:15:54Uh, $40.

00:15:56What's the going rate?

00:15:57You're supposed to going rate.

00:16:00Fine.

00:16:01Great.

00:16:02Oh, this is going to be so fun.

00:16:03We're going to look like twins.

00:16:07Worth every penny.

00:16:11You go to Comic-Con or something?

00:16:13No, why do you say that?

00:16:15If you're not going to Comic-Con,

00:16:16why are you dressed like the British robot from Star Wars?

00:16:18How far are we from the destination?

00:16:20Wait a second.

00:16:21Are you famous?

00:16:22I recognize you.

00:16:23Uh-huh.

00:16:24I do.

00:16:25It's possible.

00:16:26Did you put a can of Monster up your butt?

00:16:27No, that wasn't me.

00:16:28It's orange flavor.

00:16:29You think the flavor would jog my memory?

00:16:31I don't know what it's like

00:16:32to shove something like that up my butt.

00:16:34I don't either.

00:16:35I worked with a ton of celebrities

00:16:36when I did construction.

00:16:38I actually installed

00:16:39Machine Gun Kelly's panic room.

00:16:40What does Machine Gun Kelly have to panic about?

00:16:42Running out of skin to tattoo?

00:16:44What do you think I panic about?

00:16:46Not talking.

00:16:47Bingo.

00:16:49Awesome.

00:16:50I'm going to put my headphones in

00:16:51for the rest of the ride,

00:16:52if that's okay with you.

00:16:53Okay, keep the volume low

00:16:54so you can hear me when I say stuff.

00:16:57Okay, make sure to thumbprint

00:16:59those lotto tickets, L.A.,

00:17:00because we are just ten minutes away

00:17:02from drawing our biggest jackpot winner yet.

00:17:21Great.

00:17:22They're rebooting Barbie.

00:17:24Katie Kim?

00:17:25Oh, yes, present.

00:17:31All right.

00:17:32So we're just about ready for you,

00:17:34but first that's going to be $400.

00:17:36Oh.

00:17:37Because it had said $200 online.

00:17:40Yeah, that's our online price.

00:17:42In person, it's $400.

00:17:43Oh.

00:17:44Well, in that case,

00:17:45maybe I could go get a computer

00:17:46and just do that online.

00:17:47Oh, I wish.

00:17:48That would be so great, right?

00:17:50Unfortunately, you're here in person,

00:17:52so it's $400.

00:17:56Are you serious about being famous?

00:17:58Yeah.

00:18:00Oh.

00:18:01Real cash.

00:18:02It's retro.

00:18:03Yeah.

00:18:04Okay, come on in and, hey, smile.

00:18:06It's your big break.

00:18:07Come on.

00:18:09Okay.

00:18:16Hi, I'm Katie.

00:18:17You just come from some sci-fi thing?

00:18:19Oh.

00:18:20Oh.

00:18:21No, I'm, uh...

00:18:22Any acting experience?

00:18:23Yeah, totally.

00:18:24Uh, mostly when I was younger.

00:18:26You couldn't turn on a TV in the mid-2000s

00:18:28without seeing me.

00:18:29Oh, are you the kid

00:18:30from the Spaghetti Squares commercials?

00:18:32Yeah.

00:18:33Who cares?

00:18:34It's Spaghetti Squares.

00:18:35Well, we are honored

00:18:36to have canned pasta royalty in our presence.

00:18:39So, anything since Spaghetti Squares?

00:18:42I was taking care of my sick mom back in Michigan

00:18:44and, uh, just got back into town

00:18:47and ready to act.

00:18:49You left your mom by herself?

00:18:51Is she okay?

00:18:52No, she died.

00:18:54No, so she's not.

00:18:55Which I thought was implied.

00:18:57Oh.

00:18:59Did you kill her?

00:19:00No, um...

00:19:01All right.

00:19:02Well, is this your monologue

00:19:03or did you prepare something?

00:19:04No, I-I...

00:19:05Sorry, I have something, yeah.

00:19:09Registering player for the next draw.

00:19:12Good luck, Katie Kim.

00:19:14Hey, Spaghetti Squares, are you ready?

00:19:15We got a lot of girls awaiting.

00:19:17Yeah, yes.

00:19:18I'm going to start.

00:19:19You should really have that memorized.

00:19:20I do, I do, I'm sorry.

00:19:21Real actors are always off book.

00:19:23Yes, and I am also a real actor,

00:19:25so I will be going off book.

00:19:27Enough!

00:19:29That's enough now!

00:19:30From all of you!

00:19:32You think water moves fast?

00:19:33Well, you should see ice.

00:19:35It moves like it has a mind.

00:19:37Like it killed the world once.

00:19:38Touch your toes.

00:19:39Is that from Deep Blue Sea?

00:19:40Uh...

00:19:41Sorry, I-I just...

00:19:42I had more.

00:19:43I want to know if you're flexible,

00:19:44so touch your toes, please.

00:19:46Why?

00:19:47Because we want to see how vulnerable you are.

00:19:50Mm. Mm-hmm.

00:19:51Could I see you, uh, jiggle a little?

00:19:53Give me my money back.

00:19:54You paid to be seen.

00:19:55You are seen.

00:19:59Flip it.

00:20:00Oh, that's me.

00:20:03Hi!

00:20:04Hey.

00:20:05Don't let them get to you.

00:20:07You are worth so much more than this.

00:20:10Thank you.

00:20:11I-I, like, I really needed to hear that today.

00:20:13Hey.

00:20:15Don't let them get to you.

00:20:16You are worth so much more than this.

00:20:18Don't let them get to you.

00:20:19You are worth so much more than this.

00:20:21So much.

00:20:22Break a leg.

00:20:23You break a leg, bitch.

00:20:25Break your entire fucking body.

00:20:27Thank you.

00:20:28Yeah.

00:20:29Okay.

00:20:47Oh, excuse me.

00:20:52Um, I-I definitely didn't get the part,

00:20:54so there's no need for the death stare.

00:20:56Ah!

00:20:58Ow!

00:21:05Oh, shit.

00:21:07What the fuck, ladies?

00:21:09Break a leg means good luck in the theater.

00:21:10Calm down.

00:21:11Back off, Riley.

00:21:12She's my jackpot.

00:21:19Congrats, Curly.

00:21:20You're faithless now.

00:21:21And I'm gonna be rich.

00:21:28Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:21:30Not the heel.

00:21:31Ah!

00:21:32Jesus, Hollywood's gotten extremely competitive.

00:21:35What?

00:21:36Ah!

00:21:37Ah!

00:21:38What the fuck is going on?

00:21:44She's my jackpot!

00:21:52Oh, come on.

00:21:53Ah!

00:21:54She's mine!

00:21:55My jackpot!

00:21:58Jackpot!

00:21:59Wow!

00:22:00Oh, shit.

00:22:02My jackpot!

00:22:05She's mine!

00:22:08Everyone!

00:22:09Time out!

00:22:10T!

00:22:11What is happening?

00:22:13Everybody back off.

00:22:14Thank you.

00:22:15She's my jackpot.

00:22:16What, is that a sex thing?

00:22:18Ah!

00:22:19Ah!

00:22:24What are you doing?

00:22:25No, let go.

00:22:26No, you let go.

00:22:27Let go.

00:22:28No, I will not let go.

00:22:29Ma'am, ma'am.

00:22:30We're bonding.

00:22:31You can't kill me now.

00:22:36Hey, girl.

00:22:39You're better than this.

00:22:40Maybe you're not.

00:22:41Can't we help each other out?

00:22:50Oh!

00:22:51Oh, my God!

00:22:52That's her student!

00:22:53Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:22:54Don't!

00:22:55Don't!

00:22:56Please, don't!

00:22:57Ah!

00:22:58Oh, my God!

00:22:59I'm so sorry about that!

00:23:00Ah!

00:23:01God!

00:23:02Oh, my God!

00:23:03Oh, my God!

00:23:04Let me go!

00:23:05Let me go!

00:23:06Don't let me go!

00:23:07Don't let me go!

00:23:08Elbows to bring your knees.

00:23:09There we go.

00:23:10Beautiful.

00:23:12Oh.

00:23:13Oh!

00:23:14Oh, no.

00:23:15Oh.

00:23:16Oh.

00:23:17Oh.

00:23:18Oh, please.

00:23:19Thank God.

00:23:20You guys have the cards, too.

00:23:21Oh, you guys have the cards, too.

00:23:22I think I'm just gonna go through the whole thing.

00:23:23Okay.

00:23:24Okay.

00:23:25I'm going with you.

00:23:26I'm going with you.

00:23:27Wait up, Trish!

00:23:28Ah!

00:23:29Ah!

00:23:30Oh!

00:23:31Oh, my God!

00:23:32Oh, my God!

00:23:33Oh, my God!

00:23:34Oh, my God!

00:23:35Oh, my God!

00:23:36Oh, my God!

00:23:37Oh, my God!

00:23:38Oh, my God!

00:23:39Oh, my God!

00:23:40Ow!

00:23:41Hey, the kids are mine!

00:23:44It's my money!

00:23:47Don't worry, that's my chair!

00:23:51That's what!

00:23:57You're dead!

00:23:58I'm not here!

00:23:59It's just a haunted yoga mat, y'all!

00:24:10Oh, ooh, I would like to!

00:24:12Ow!

00:24:18Don't do it, Jessica!

00:24:21Why me?

00:24:233.6 billion reasons.

00:24:25What?

00:24:33Now what?

00:24:4110%.

00:24:43What?

00:24:47First five takedowns are free.

00:24:49After that, it'll cost you 10%.

00:24:50That's freebie number two.

00:24:56That's freebie number three.

00:24:57You are really burning through them.

00:24:59I'm keeping track.

00:25:02Oh, my God.

00:25:03That's freebie four.

00:25:04She's mine!

00:25:06Here, take this.

00:25:07Gotcha!

00:25:10Scroll to the bottom.

00:25:11Use your thumbprint to sign it.

00:25:12Sorry if the screen's a bit cold.

00:25:13Sign what?

00:25:17That's your last freebie.

00:25:18Guy!

00:25:22Okay, you know what?

00:25:23He was attacking me,

00:25:24so I'm not gonna charge you for that.

00:25:25That's just me being nice.

00:25:27All right.

00:25:28Hey, why is there so much legalese in here?

00:25:30Standard terms of service.

00:25:31I don't mean to push you,

00:25:32but it's now or never.

00:25:33Okay.

00:25:34Okay, great.

00:25:36Congratulations.

00:25:37We have a consensual business relationship.

00:25:41Hold my coaches.

00:25:49Make your feet sharp.

00:25:50What?

00:26:03Oh, hell no.

00:26:04Oh, hell yeah.

00:26:11I did not sign up for this shit.

00:26:15Oh, girl.

00:26:16Oh, girl.

00:26:18I felt that, too.

00:26:20Okay, okay.

00:26:21Okay, you done?

00:26:22Untie me.

00:26:26You sure about that?

00:26:30Yeah. Wipes off, bro.

00:26:35You got fast hands.

00:26:36Well, I'm not looking for hand compliments right now.

00:26:38I want to know what the fuck is going on.

00:26:41And what am I threatening you with?

00:26:42Oh, that shoots enzyme protein peptide

00:26:44bioactive constituent rounds

00:26:45that cause temporary paralysis.

00:26:47What?

00:26:48Wasp venom.

00:26:49Lottery security requires a specialized set of tools.

00:26:52Yeah, you are holding that all wrong.

00:26:55No, I got my finger on it.

00:26:56It's me.

00:26:58I just want you to know that I'm not mad.

00:27:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:27:03What are you doing?

00:27:04You want them to choke on their tongues?

00:27:06Based upon the last four minutes with them?

00:27:08Yeah, a little bit.

00:27:09I would love that, actually.

00:27:10Hey, listen.

00:27:11The drone posts your location in 14 minutes.

00:27:13We are leaving.

00:27:14The drone?

00:27:15What drone?

00:27:18Okay, so the rules say

00:27:19your fans can't kill anyone else for your money.

00:27:21Just you.

00:27:22Also, your fans cannot use lethal ballistics.

00:27:24That means no guns.

00:27:25But anything throwable is legal,

00:27:26and trust me, they throw some nasty shit.

00:27:28Hold on. Fans?

00:27:29I don't have any fans.

00:27:30Hey!

00:27:31It's Katie Kim!

00:27:32It's Katie Kim!

00:27:36We should go.

00:27:37Car door's open.

00:27:42Hey, you really don't know what's going on?

00:27:44I know you're some sort of kung fu bodybuilder

00:27:46that cares about the tongues of people he beats up.

00:27:49I mean, that feels rude, but not inaccurate.

00:27:53I need a break!

00:27:54I live in that food truck!

00:28:03Oh, shit.

00:28:09Go!

00:28:17Go, go, go!

00:28:20Oh, wow.

00:28:21That nice girl from the bus.

00:28:23Good for her.

00:28:25Okay, Irene.

00:28:27Let's go get some.

00:28:32Only six hours to sundown, jackpot hunters.

00:28:34So if you want to find Katie Kim, you'd better move it.

00:28:38Katie, you've won the lottery.

00:28:40And now anyone with a losing ticket that kills you

00:28:42before sundown gets your money.

00:28:43Legally.

00:28:44Okay, that's murder.

00:28:45Oh, not in California.

00:28:46It's just a chance to bake time.

00:28:48Hey, when the fuck did this become a thing?

00:28:50I don't know, a few years ago?

00:28:52How did you not hear about this?

00:28:54Me and my mom just watched movies

00:28:55and emotionally neutral baking shows.

00:28:57We didn't watch the news.

00:28:58It's too depressing.

00:28:59Yeah.

00:29:00But you gotta keep up with what's going on in the world.

00:29:02That's our duty as a citizen of Earth.

00:29:04Hey, look.

00:29:05Shutterbug's in a poster location every 14 minutes,

00:29:07but your fans around here,

00:29:08they're just gonna see a tail on us.

00:29:15Oh, shit.

00:29:20I need you to put this on.

00:29:25I'm sorry it's a little matchy-matchy,

00:29:27but I need you to protect the head, okay?

00:29:30Oh, shit!

00:29:35Oh, my God.

00:29:41Helmet on, hold on tight, please.

00:29:45Shit!

00:29:46I'm out of these Clues tequila.

00:29:47I never got the tequila craze.

00:29:48I'm more of a gin guy.

00:29:49You ever try an orange sauce?

00:29:50I will buy you a fucking case of it

00:29:52if you let me out of this goddamn car!

00:30:01God!

00:30:02God, be careful!

00:30:06Fucker!

00:30:08Oh, shit!

00:30:16Knives! Knives! Knives!

00:30:22Um, this isn't mine!

00:30:24Did you thumbprint that?

00:30:26On accident!

00:30:31Cancel! Undo! Force quit!

00:30:33Delete!

00:30:34Get down!

00:30:41How do I cancel this?

00:30:42You really want to quit the lottery

00:30:43and miss out on all that money?

00:30:44Yes, I do.

00:30:48The only way to quit is...

00:30:53The only way to quit is...

00:30:58The only way to quit is...

00:31:00Shit!

00:31:03God damn it!

00:31:04I don't want to sound like a broken record,

00:31:05but I told you to protect it.

00:31:06I heard it.

00:31:10But the only way to quit is what?

00:31:11The only way to quit is if you leave the city.

00:31:15Okay, then let's leave the city, then.

00:31:17The closest quit line is just past

00:31:18the Blue Neon Cross and the Grapevine.

00:31:22Blue Neon Cross, Grapevine.

00:31:24Let's go before I fucking throw up in here.

00:31:27Come on.

00:31:28Nobody quits the lottery.

00:31:30Let's go!

00:31:39That way!

00:31:40Shithead, that way!

00:31:41Let's go!

00:31:51Hey, bootleg Captain America.

00:31:53I'm dead serious. I want to quit.

00:31:56Are you listening to me?

00:31:58I want to get out of the game. Now!

00:32:01Come on.

00:32:03You really mean that?

00:32:04How can someone whose face looks so much like a giant ear

00:32:07not hear what I'm saying?

00:32:09Okay, you're really bringing up some stuff for me there.

00:32:11Kids at school used to call me your face, okay?

00:32:13Get me out of the game!

00:32:18Okay, I will get you to the Grapevine.

00:32:20But after I do, you should seriously consider therapy.

00:32:23Thank you, and I will.

00:32:25But I...

00:32:29Wait a second.

00:32:31What's the catch?

00:32:38What is that?

00:32:40You know what you're doing right now?

00:32:42No, I don't.

00:32:43You are looking a gift horse in the mouth.

00:32:48Shit. Windows up.

00:32:49I thought you were having a stroke.

00:32:56Ow!

00:32:58Ow!

00:33:16Oh, shit!

00:33:18Oh, shit!

00:33:19Ah, there's swords!

00:33:21God damn it!

00:33:23You will not get my face!

00:33:27Ow!

00:33:28Ow!

00:33:29Oh, yeah, the wasp gun. That's a good idea.

00:33:31Ow!

00:33:32Ow!

00:33:33Ow!

00:33:34Ow!

00:33:36Bad! Bad biker! Bad biker!

00:33:38Dude, she's not a dog!

00:33:39You don't know that!

00:33:43Ow!

00:33:44You drive.

00:33:45I don't drive.

00:33:46I can't drive. I can't drive.

00:33:48Fuck, I'm driving.

00:33:53What are you guys doing back there?

00:33:54I'm a big man in a small backseat.

00:33:56I need some slack.

00:34:03Ow!

00:34:04Hey, could you pass me the helmet, please?

00:34:07Thank you.

00:34:09Passenger door open!

00:34:14What the hell was that?

00:34:15You think I'm gonna kick somebody out of a moving car without a helmet?

00:34:18I'm not a monster.

00:34:21Hey, be more careful. I just paid this thing off.

00:34:23If you're writing for an apology, you're gonna be an old fucking man by the time that comes.

00:34:28Katie, could you pop the trunk, please?

00:34:35Oh, my God!

00:34:41Don't slow down.

00:34:42It's a dead end!

00:34:43I've seen deader.

00:34:45Holy!

00:34:47Hit the brakes!

00:34:54Fuck!

00:34:57Protect the head, bitch!

00:35:01Good to see that you're coming around on helmets.

00:35:07Your car's all fucked up!

00:35:09It needs a tune.

00:35:10You know, it's not your fault. You're just driving wrong.

00:35:14Fuck!

00:35:22Ah, we lost them.

00:35:23Hey, what was your favorite part of the chase?

00:35:26For me, it was like a toss-up between the alley and the...

00:35:28Oh, balls.

00:35:33Okay, let's go. Let's go.

00:35:35One, two, what the...

00:35:38Fuck!

00:35:39Why?

00:35:40Hey!

00:35:42So you get ten percent if I keep going?

00:35:44Yeah.

00:35:45What do you get if I quit?

00:35:47Zero.

00:35:48But I'll still help you. Get up.

00:35:50Everybody wants a cut of me except you, huh?

00:35:52That's a golden rule.

00:35:53You treat people like you want to be treated, and then...

00:35:55Ah, you dirt-faced me!

00:36:00Put your hip into that one, didn't you?

00:36:03Really hit the target there. How's it look? Good?

00:36:05You little muppet just ran into a wall.

00:36:07Wow, this is wild.

00:36:08I can smell my own face. Good job.

00:36:11No problem. I'll just crack this guy back into place.

00:36:14He'll be back to normal. Easy peasy.

00:36:19Fuck!

00:36:20Oh, shit! It feels like my nose is tickling my dickhole!

00:36:24Shit in my sneaker!

00:36:28Fuck!

00:36:31Okay.

00:36:33That was good.

00:36:38Oh, shit.

00:36:39Finally. Some real help is here.

00:36:42They're gonna try to kill you, Katie.

00:36:44I am so happy to see you.

00:36:46Everybody has been trying to kill me.

00:36:58Sorry.

00:37:04You came to Hollywood to get recognized, Katie.

00:37:06Just embrace the irony.

00:37:15Pinky-poo-poo! I love you!

00:37:19All right, that'll be 20 bucks.

00:37:27Oh, no.

00:37:29Here! Here!

00:37:32Where is she? Where is she?

00:37:33There's nowhere to run, Katie!

00:37:35Oh, yeah!

00:37:38Excuse me. One ticket, please.

00:37:40Oh, sorry. We're closed for renovations till next week.

00:37:43God damn it.

00:37:45Oh.

00:37:46No, no, no, no, no. You're safe.

00:37:48Come on out. I'll just send him down the street to my favorite titty.

00:37:51My daughter's about your age, and I think this lottery is immoral.

00:37:56Thank you, and I totally agree.

00:37:58And I also love spaghetti squares.

00:38:01Oh, you recognize him?

00:38:02You recognize him?

00:38:04Cool. I am recognized.

00:38:08Hello, and welcome to the Fameline Wax Museum.

00:38:10Jenny from the blog says, have a great time.

00:38:13Is that supposed to be J-Lo?

00:38:14It looks like a statue of a woman asking to see the manager.

00:38:18Okay.

00:38:19All right.

00:38:20Where the fuck are we?

00:38:26Hello?

00:38:27Katie!

00:38:28Oh, my God, you poor thing.

00:38:30I just saw the news.

00:38:32Shadi?

00:38:33Yeah, girl. Are you okay?

00:38:36No, no, I'm not okay.

00:38:37I need to get to the grapevine to stop the game.

00:38:40Can I borrow your car?

00:38:41Anything for you. Like, where are you?

00:38:44I'm...

00:38:46hiding.

00:38:48Where are you?

00:38:49I'm at home.

00:38:51But, yeah, I think you should just tell me your address,

00:38:53and I'll be right there.

00:38:55Baby boo boo.

00:38:57I love you.

00:38:59You know what? I think I'm actually just gonna sit tight.

00:39:01Hello, and welcome to the Fameline Wax Museum.

00:39:04Okay, got it.

00:39:05Um, I'm coming. Just sit tight.

00:39:07Everything's gonna be fine.

00:39:08Okay.

00:39:09Love you.

00:39:13Yes! Yes!

00:39:14Yes, yes, yes, yes!

00:39:15You got him?

00:39:16She's walking in there.

00:39:17In the museum?

00:39:18In there!

00:39:19But we can't go into the museum, remember?

00:39:21We're banned?

00:39:22They're not gonna remember that we had sex with one of the wax figures.

00:39:24That was a long time ago.

00:39:26That was, like, three weeks ago.

00:39:27Come on, babe. Get with it.

00:39:28I'm with it. I'm with it. I'm with it.

00:39:30Go. Let. Go. Let. Go.

00:39:33Murder!

00:39:41Sorry, we're closed for renovations.

00:39:44Oh, you two are banned.

00:39:47What you two perverts did to the Tin Man keeps me up at night.

00:39:51Wait, that was the Tin Man?

00:39:52I thought we were fucking RoboCop.

00:39:54She in there.

00:39:55Who?

00:39:56Who?

00:39:57You're a shitty actor.

00:40:02Let's go.

00:40:03Let's go!

00:40:04Sorry about that, brother.

00:40:07None shall pass.

00:40:18Katie?

00:40:19None shall pass.

00:40:22Ugh, it's my mom again. I get it.

00:40:24Someone has to pick up your heart meds at the pharmacy.

00:40:26I'm busy.

00:40:30None shall pass.

00:40:32Man, this place is chatty as fuck, huh?

00:40:38Who's ready to go to the grapevine?

00:40:41I mean, you guys got here so fast.

00:40:43Yeah, well, what was so crazy about that is, like, I thought we were at home.

00:40:48And then I realized that we weren't.

00:40:52Not much of an improviser, are you?

00:40:53Fuck you. I'm great at improv. I just need time to prepare.

00:40:56Oh.

00:41:00How about you curl up with a good book, Katie?

00:41:02Nice one, babe.

00:41:03These are my props.

00:41:04Ow!

00:41:05How dare you hit a woman? I will kill you for that!

00:41:15I'm sorry. I'm sorry! Okay, hit her!

00:41:17Hit her!

00:41:22Wait, are you guys gonna kill me?

00:41:23Huh?

00:41:24What if I turn the tables on you? With my staff?

00:41:27Watch out. She's gonna use magic.

00:41:29Incoming.

00:41:30Staff memo!

00:41:31Staff!

00:41:36God, that was stupid.

00:41:42We are, like, so blessed.

00:41:45Wait, guys, come on. We're friends. We trade clothes.

00:41:48Yeah, now you're making me get your blood all over them.

00:42:04Stop being such a dick and just let us kill you!

00:42:07Well, here goes chair number one!

00:42:10Here goes chair number two!

00:42:14You're the Kardashians, you idiot!

00:42:16What? Really?

00:42:18Well, try keeping up with this Kardashian motherfucker!

00:42:21Who wants some head?

00:42:31I'm sexy.

00:42:33Welcome to the murder room.

00:42:36Wait, is that knife real?

00:42:38If it isn't, this is gonna take a while.

00:42:44Ow!

00:42:55Get her, babe! Get her, babe!

00:42:57Don't get her, babe! Don't get her, babe!

00:42:59Ow!

00:43:11Ow!

00:43:12I got her.

00:43:16We're rich, babe! We're rich! We're billionaires!

00:43:21Great.

00:43:22Now I'm the weirdo that cares about strangers' tongues.

00:43:25Get her! Come on! Get her!

00:43:27Okay.

00:43:29Oh, no, no, no, no!

00:43:31This is so cruel!

00:43:32We can't kill you from in here, Katie!

00:43:34That's not right! You cheated!

00:43:37Here at the Fame World Wax Museum, you can see celebrities like...

00:43:40Well, that looks like Katie Kim,

00:43:42but she's not dumb enough to walk around here like that.

00:43:45That's not Katie Kim.

00:43:46Oh, shit! That is Katie Kim!

00:43:52Holy crap! Did that look as cool as it felt?

00:43:56Watch your toes! I'm gonna peel out, okay?

00:44:00Get out of the way!

00:44:01Get out of the way!

00:44:02Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

00:44:03Hey, hey, hey!

00:44:04No shoving!

00:44:05Safety first when you're trying to kill somebody.

00:44:10You stole a cop car?

00:44:12Borrowed.

00:44:15Oh, you're hurt.

00:44:16Let's just get you to the graveyard.

00:44:18You get the money if I keep playing.

00:44:19If I quit, you get nothing.

00:44:21And if you kill me, you get it all.

00:44:23So why the hell would I trust you to help me quit?

00:44:26Why are you trying to convince me to kill you

00:44:28because you are making some solid points?

00:44:33Have you ever considered the possibility

00:44:34that I actually might be a nice person?

00:44:36Yeah, oh, yeah, sure.

00:44:37A nice person who, like, loves and wants a superyacht.

00:44:40I want a superyacht?

00:44:41You so want a superyacht!

00:44:43I don't want a superyacht.

00:44:44You do.

00:44:45I don't!

00:44:46Superyacht!

00:44:50Can you stop crashing?

00:44:52You don't get it, do you?

00:44:53They're gonna post your location in less than three minutes, right?

00:44:56That means every asshole in a 50-block radius

00:44:58is gonna know exactly where you are.

00:45:01Jesus Christ, we need a bomb shelter or something.

00:45:05Bomb shelter.

00:45:06Bomb shelter.

00:45:07I have an idea.

00:45:08I have an idea.

00:45:25What the fuck?

00:45:31Hello.

00:45:32Hey.

00:45:34You here to move something, or...?

00:45:36No.

00:45:37No.

00:45:38Oh, my God.

00:45:39Fuck, you're the catwalkers.

00:45:40Duh.

00:45:41You walk your cats.

00:45:42No, uh, catwalkers walk my cats.

00:45:44I'm not weird.

00:45:45Uh, no, actually, we, um...

00:45:47We are here for you.

00:45:50We are here for you.

00:45:51Mr. Gunn-Kelly.

00:45:53Mr. Gunn-Kelly?

00:45:54Why are you winking at me like that?

00:45:56Why are you winking at me?

00:46:01Oh, is this a sexual thing?

00:46:04Yeah.

00:46:06Yes.

00:46:07Okay.

00:46:08Yeah, okay, so, um...

00:46:10No.

00:46:11And you would turn my asshole into the eye of Sauron.

00:46:15So let's not go on that fellowship of my reign.

00:46:19Fare thee well, my little hobbits.

00:46:23Forget it.

00:46:24You're dead, you unattainable asshole!

00:46:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, shit!

00:46:27Hey, Seth Rogen's next door.

00:46:29He's definitely easier to rob than me.

00:46:31Hey, if you kill her,

00:46:32remember to tip your friendly tour guide a couple mil.

00:46:37Oh, shit, shit!

00:46:44Freeze!

00:46:47It's a panic room.

00:46:59Time to manifest, bitch.

00:47:06No, get in.

00:47:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on.

00:47:09You can't just steal people's panic rooms, dude.

00:47:10What are you, Jodie Foster?

00:47:11If he's gonna give everybody the code,

00:47:12they're gonna open the door.

00:47:13We're fucked.

00:47:14Not if he can't.

00:47:16I'm sorry, Mr. Gunn-Kelly, but you know too much.

00:47:19I really don't, though.

00:47:21Ow!

00:47:22You know, I'm more of a white wine guy,

00:47:24but this feels pretty good.

00:47:28Oh, oh, oh!

00:47:30Shit!

00:47:34Where are you?

00:47:36Back!

00:47:41Nice.

00:47:42Whoa!

00:47:43What the fuck, dude?

00:47:44I knew you were trying to kill me this entire time.

00:47:46Kill you?

00:47:47I was trying to save you.

00:47:48Your face was just in front of my gun.

00:47:50That is such a murdery thing to say.

00:47:52You just want my money.

00:47:54Really?

00:47:55Okay.

00:47:56You know, that hurt.

00:47:59So, Machine Gunn-Kelly has a panic room.

00:48:02What's that guy panic about?

00:48:03Running out of skin to tattoo?

00:48:05Am I right?

00:48:07Espresso?

00:48:08The, uh, machine matches your outfit.

00:48:13How'd you find out about this place?

00:48:15Lucky guess.

00:48:18God, there is no way out of here.

00:48:20Yeah, I see that.

00:48:21I don't think you'll need one,

00:48:22but I'm sure you'll find a way out.

00:48:24God, there is no way out of here.

00:48:26Yeah, I see that.

00:48:27I don't think you'll need one,

00:48:28but I'm sure you'll find a way out.

00:48:29I'll be out for hours.

00:48:30We can just wait the whole thing out in here.

00:48:32Oh.

00:48:33Well, what a surprise that you think that.

00:48:34Well, you want to open that door

00:48:36and make a sprint for the grapevine,

00:48:37be my guest, all right?

00:48:38Relax.

00:48:39We're a hermetically sealed box.

00:48:41As long as nothing unexpected consumes our oxygen reserves,

00:48:43we're going to be completely fine.

00:48:45Okay, can you stop reassuring me?

00:48:47I am allowed to panic in a panic room.

00:48:55We got some time to ourselves, so...

00:48:57Where are you from?

00:48:59Me?

00:49:00I'm a Massachusetts boy.

00:49:02Not the Ben Affleck part of Massachusetts,

00:49:04the part that smells like dead fish.

00:49:07Interesting things about me?

00:49:08I hold the world record

00:49:09for fastest ironing of a dress shirt.

00:49:1118 seconds.

00:49:12I'm proud of that one.

00:49:13I got two sisters, both in law enforcement.

00:49:15One on the good side, one on the bad side.

00:49:17Oh!

00:49:18I'm a Hufflepuff.

00:49:19Knew it right away when I read the book.

00:49:21I'm a Hufflepuff.

00:49:22Knew it right away when I read the book.

00:49:24Took the online test.

00:49:25Confirmed it.

00:49:26I have a single adult zoo membership.

00:49:28And yes, I do use it.

00:49:29And every week, I buy a bag of salad,

00:49:31I don't touch it, it turns to mush,

00:49:32and I throw it in the trash.

00:49:37Oh, hey.

00:49:38Heh.

00:49:39Lucky charm.

00:49:40Hey, man, don't touch that.

00:49:42Relax, I thought it was cool.

00:49:48Stupid.

00:49:52My mom gave it to me.

00:49:55She always loved movies and movie stars.

00:49:59So I decided to become an actor

00:50:01because I knew it would make her happy.

00:50:04She knew Hollywood was a hard place,

00:50:07so she gave me this to remind me

00:50:09that she'd be proud no matter what happened.

00:50:12I guess I still try to act

00:50:14because it makes me feel close to her.

00:50:18Did you do okay back then?

00:50:21Yeah.

00:50:22I was in a bunch of stuff.

00:50:24Mostly when I was a kid.

00:50:26Make good money being a kid actor?

00:50:28No?

00:50:30You'd have to ask my dad.

00:50:32Whatever he is.

00:50:38Uh, well, you know, hey, look at that.

00:50:41In a few hours, you'll never have to worry about money again

00:50:43for the rest of your life, so...

00:50:45If you don't kill me and take it all for yourself.

00:50:49Wow.

00:50:51Thanks.

00:50:52I tell you, I'm Hufflepuff,

00:50:54and still, still the suspicion.

00:50:57I don't deserve this negativity, you know,

00:51:00but I've always put up with it.

00:51:02That's what my therapist keeps trying to get me to recognize.

00:51:11Sorry.

00:51:13I want to trust you, just that, um...

00:51:17I've been driven wrong every other time in my life.

00:51:21Katie, let me tell you something.

00:51:27Once, there were four baby turtles.

00:51:30They were thrown into a sewer and covered in radioactive ooze.

00:51:32And what did they do?

00:51:34Did they spend their whole lives not trusting people?

00:51:36No. No.

00:51:39They spent their lives protecting New Yorkers

00:51:41and eating pizza.

00:51:43So?

00:51:45So, so?

00:51:47You, you gotta find your inner turtle power.

00:51:52Could I be Michelangelo?

00:51:57No. I'm always Michelangelo.

00:52:02Okay, so tell me, Noel.

00:52:04Why would you make me sign a contract

00:52:06giving you 10% of my jackpot,

00:52:08and then five minutes later,

00:52:10say that you'll help me quit?

00:52:12Because here's my list of priorities, okay?

00:52:14One, save people's lives.

00:52:16Two, make enough money to continue saving people's lives.

00:52:19I love what I do, and I'm good at it.

00:52:21But that doesn't mean I get the right

00:52:23to make you risk your life if you don't want to.

00:52:26Katie, you're a human being. You're not an ATM.

00:52:33Oh.

00:52:36Oh, what the fuck?

00:52:47Who's that?

00:52:49Some enemy from your past back for revenge?

00:52:51Worse. My Airbnb host.

00:52:56I got a bad feeling about this.

00:52:59Oh, my God!

00:53:01Wake up, Golden Bagel!

00:53:04What's the code?

00:53:08You beautiful scarecrow!

00:53:23What the fuck is she doing?

00:53:26Does this work for this shit?

00:53:35Wake your tattooed ass up!

00:53:49Did I fall asleep in the pool again?

00:53:51What's the code?

00:53:53Do you remember me?

00:53:55We hooked up in 2019, and it was crazy.

00:53:57Um...

00:53:59Fuck you! What's your code?

00:54:01Oh, 6969.

00:54:03That's so lame.

00:54:05Oh. Oh.

00:54:07Look, she has the code.

00:54:09She has the code!

00:54:11Fuck off.

00:54:13Fuck!

00:54:15Fuck! Fucking shit!

00:54:17God damn it!

00:54:19Chill!

00:54:21I'm getting us out of here.

00:54:23Noel Cassidy for Lewis Lewis.

00:54:25It's an emergency.

00:54:27Okay, then. Take the phone in the fucking bathroom!

00:54:29Motherfucker!

00:54:31Lewis. Hey. Noel.

00:54:33Yeah. Yeah, I know. I got a lot of nerve.

00:54:35That's why they call me a lot of nerve.

00:54:37I know. I know. Fuck me, right?

00:54:39I suck. Yeah.

00:54:41Can you stop catching up with your gym bros?

00:54:43They're gonna come through the door!

00:54:45Lewis, I'm with Jackpot, Katie Kemp.

00:54:47I don't know how either.

00:54:49Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

00:54:51Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, my friend. Thank you.

00:54:53Give me your phone. Give me your phone. Give me your fucking phone!

00:54:55What is a phone strike? I'm gonna find out.

00:55:01I got the code! I got the code!

00:55:036969.

00:55:05This ain't got you, my boy!

00:55:13Take that phone!

00:55:19Amber Alert. We're getting an Amber Alert.

00:55:21Hey, don't steal kids, y'all.

00:55:29Oh, shit!

00:55:31It's the phone! It's the phone!

00:55:33Baby, get rid of the phone!

00:55:39Ah, your face!

00:55:41You don't look good.

00:55:43You don't look good.

00:55:49Ah, shit!

00:55:51I know you're trying to murder me, but I'm not throwing dicks on fire!

00:55:53Go, go, go, go!

00:55:57Make it stop!

00:55:59I'm sorry. It's either a hurt dick or a burnt dick.

00:56:01Do it for your own health.

00:56:03It's not going anywhere.

00:56:05I'm helping you.

00:56:07I'm helping you!

00:56:09Let's put some cream on that.

00:56:11You'll still be able to procreate. I think.

00:56:13Babe! Babe, they're getting away, babe.

00:56:15They're getting away, babe.

00:56:17I'm outtie. What?

00:56:19I can't go on without you.

00:56:21Avenge me.

00:56:23My queen.

00:56:27Fuck.

00:56:33There's your ride.

00:56:35Thank you so much.

00:56:37This is Katie Kim? Yes.

00:56:39Yeah, you guys those mail shippers on the billboards?

00:56:41Oh, thank you.

00:56:43Oh, hey, fine.

00:56:45He's not on the list.

00:56:47He's on my list.

00:56:49Well, our orders are only to bring you.

00:56:51Okay, well, I'm the billionaire here.

00:56:53And I'm not getting in the car with you

00:56:55Jason Momoa-looking motherfuckers

00:56:57without him. Thank you, but we should go.

00:56:59Just get in.

00:57:01Okay.

00:57:13Switch it now.

00:57:17You're dead, Katie Kim.

00:57:27Bulletproof glass. New gear.

00:57:29You guys must be doing pretty good.

00:57:31So you work with these guys?

00:57:33Oh, no, I'm a freelancer.

00:57:35I called in a favor.

00:57:39How are you feeling?

00:57:41How am I feeling?

00:57:43Like I'm about to put some lucky therapist kids through college?

00:57:45How?

00:57:49Because I'm gonna need a lot of therapy after this.

00:57:51Oh, I got it in my head that you were gonna start

00:57:53some scholarship fund or something.

00:57:55Oh.

00:58:00How are you feeling?

00:58:02Oh, don't worry about me.

00:58:04I was severely traumatized long before today.

00:58:06Cool brag, weirdo.

00:58:10What happens now?

00:58:12We'll debrief you in Beverly Hills.

00:58:14Don't worry, you're safe.

00:58:16Actually safe.

00:58:18Yeah, cool brag.

00:58:20Weirdo.

00:58:22I couldn't think of anything,

00:58:24so I used yours, because I thought you'd

00:58:26have got me, so I went in with it.

00:58:28That was a good use.

00:58:30I think it worked.

00:58:32We'll work on it.

00:58:42We're here.

00:58:44You guys really upgraded the place.

00:58:46This must have cost a fortune.

00:58:48Did you save that many jackpots?

00:58:50We're the best, and we only want the best for our clients.

00:58:58I thought you said guns were illegal.

00:59:00We can use rubber bullets to incapacitate them.

00:59:02But kills have to be close quarters.

00:59:06Minimize this collateral damage.

00:59:10The creepy guy vibes aside,

00:59:12these guys are the real deal.

00:59:14I mean, look at this place.

00:59:16These guys could control Jurassic Park from here.

00:59:18Except this time the dinosaurs wouldn't get out.

00:59:20Katie, Kim, welcome to LPA.

00:59:22I'm Lewis. I'm a huge fan.

00:59:24Of Jurassic Park?

00:59:26I feel like a lot of people are.

00:59:28That's why they make hundreds of those movies.

00:59:30No, are you kidding me? Of you?

00:59:32I mean, most people don't last 15 minutes

00:59:34without representation.

00:59:36You've already made it several hours,

00:59:38pretty much completely alone.

00:59:40That makes you so proud to say, as an Asian man...

00:59:42Well, I wasn't alone.

00:59:44Of course not. You had all of our ancestors

00:59:46looking out for you.

00:59:48No, I was with him.

00:59:50Oh, you meant Noel.

00:59:52Honestly, Noel was lucky the wind was blowing

00:59:54all day. I mean, signing a rollover jackpot

00:59:56as important as you, that's not a job for a...

00:59:58No offense, Noel, but a hobbyist.

01:00:00Luckily he realized that

01:00:02and called us before it was too late.

01:00:04Listen, I just really want to get to the grapevine

01:00:06and finish this day.

01:00:08Totally hear you. Totally hear you.

01:00:10But...

01:00:12we are the biggest lottery protection agency

01:00:14in the city. Your life is about to change

01:00:16if you let us change it for you.

01:00:18Hey, that reminds me.

01:00:20Please accept a little welcome gift

01:00:22on our behalf. It's an official LPA phone.

01:00:24So sorry you lost yours in the strike.

01:00:26Noel, there's an Apple store across the street.

01:00:28I'm sure they got some cheap models left in stock.

01:00:30Come on.

01:00:32I'll show you around.

01:00:34More of a Motorola guy, but...

01:00:36fuck yourself.

01:00:40Attention.

01:00:42Lottery ends in four hours.

01:00:44Oh.

01:00:46This is where you keep all the good-looking people.

01:00:48Sure is. Not all the good-looking people.

01:00:50You're good-looking.

01:00:54Titty's shoulder pad. That is brutal.

01:00:56That is our wall of winners.

01:00:58In a few hours,

01:01:00your face is gonna go right there.

01:01:02It's been a while since the last one, huh?

01:01:04Yeah. Well, you know.

01:01:06Half the jackpots these days are so desperate,

01:01:08they decide to risk keeping the commission

01:01:10rather than letting us save their lives.

01:01:12Now, we charge 30% here,

01:01:14which sounds like a lot, I know,

01:01:16but we also have the highest rate of survival in the city.

01:01:18Sir.

01:01:20Thank you.

01:01:22So, what do you say, Katie Kim?

01:01:24Can we officially make you a billionaire?

01:01:28Without that phone strike, we'd be dead meat.

01:01:30So, they do deliver.

01:01:32What percentage does Noel get?

01:01:36Sorry, Noel?

01:01:38Yeah. He saved me way before you guys entered the picture.

01:01:40Yeah, I'll tell you what.

01:01:42We would be happy to give Noel

01:01:445% of our commission.

01:01:465%?

01:01:48Wow. Waiters must love you.

01:01:5050%.

01:01:52Katie, that's not...

01:01:5450%.

01:01:56Okay. I'll tell you what.

01:01:58I think it's only fair

01:02:00that Noel receive the same commission that we charge.

01:02:0230%.

01:02:04Say what?

01:02:06Say 30%. How's that sound?

01:02:08Okay.

01:02:14Excellent.

01:02:16Wonderful.

01:02:18You made the right choice today, Katie.

01:02:20I know that every single agent, myself especially,

01:02:22we're all here to kick butt on your behalf.

01:02:24Really?

01:02:26Because you look more ready to challenge Celine Dion

01:02:28to a sing-off.

01:02:30Well, I did always have trouble hitting the high note

01:02:32and all by myself, but I reckon

01:02:34I could blow her face off pretty good with these.

01:02:36Slimline grenades.

01:02:38You're safe with us. I guarantee it.

01:02:40Come on.

01:02:42You can come too, Noel.

01:02:46Come on, Noel.

01:02:48What are you doing?

01:02:50Your fans are very smart, Katie.

01:02:52They don't wait for your location

01:02:54to be posted. They just follow the drone.

01:02:56I feel like

01:02:58you might want to use a different word than fans.

01:03:00Well, they're rabid, I'll tell you that.

01:03:02And they want to get me almost as bad as they want to get you

01:03:04instead of standing in the way of their money.

01:03:06We could hold them off here for a while,

01:03:08but not indefinitely.

01:03:10What? What, do you build a bunker like this

01:03:12and you skimp on the windows?

01:03:14Well, when the pot is $3.6 billion, Noel,

01:03:16we don't take any chances. That's why we're the best.

01:03:18Makes sense.

01:03:20All right, so here's the deal.

01:03:22First, we'll dispatch a fleet of autonomous decoy vehicles.

01:03:24Most of your fans will follow those,

01:03:26thinking you're in one of them.

01:03:28Once they do, we'll exfiltrate you in a different vehicle

01:03:30to a hidden underground fortress,

01:03:32where Isabella's gonna take care of you.

01:03:34Miss Kim, follow me.

01:03:36Oh, and, uh, Isabella,

01:03:38why don't we make sure that Miss Kim gets an outfit

01:03:40that's, uh, not visible from space?

01:03:42I don't normally dress like this.

01:03:44We probably shop in the same store.

01:03:46My comfort zone is dressing like a husky tween.

01:03:48Uh...

01:03:50Okay.

01:03:52Lewis, uh,

01:03:54I just wanted to say it was really decent

01:03:56what you did back there cutting me in.

01:03:58You did not have to do that.

01:04:00I, uh, hope the past

01:04:02is just water under the bridge.

01:04:04Hey, we're cool, all right?

01:04:06It's good to see you.

01:04:08Why don't you do me a favor

01:04:10and just pick yourself up a little bit?

01:04:12You look like Wreck-It Ralph

01:04:14after a 14-hour cocaine bender. Jeez.

01:04:16What'd you look like?

01:04:22Wow, this is how the other half lives, huh?

01:04:24My doctor's office is in a strip mall

01:04:26next to an El Pollo loco.

01:04:28Oh. I hope my health care pays for this.

01:04:30Just kidding, I don't have any.

01:04:32Um, can I ask you something?

01:04:34Shoot.

01:04:36You been doing this a long time?

01:04:38A while.

01:04:40You save a lot of people?

01:04:42A few.

01:04:44Then what do you spend your money on?

01:04:46Because, um, well, I can tell that

01:04:48you might not be spending it on yourself.

01:04:50Excuse me?

01:04:52For starters, you dress like a gym teacher at a funeral.

01:04:54I was voted best dressed my senior year.

01:04:56And you were homeschooled.

01:04:58And you clearly cut your own hair.

01:05:00My grandmother cuts my hair.

01:05:02I'm just saying, it's dangerous work.

01:05:04And anyone with their head screwed on right

01:05:06would make their money and stop.

01:05:08So, uh,

01:05:10well, why haven't you?

01:05:12Thanks.

01:05:14That's a fair question.

01:05:16Um,

01:05:18I used to be a mercenary, private sector,

01:05:20with Lewis.

01:05:22Our unit got sent all around the world

01:05:24to bad people.

01:05:26And we weren't paid to ask any questions.

01:05:28One day I did.

01:05:30And I found out some of those people

01:05:32weren't as bad as they say.

01:05:34Tried to convince Lewis.

01:05:36He wouldn't listen.

01:05:38So I just bailed.

01:05:40Right there in the middle of a job.

01:05:42Because I wasn't there,

01:05:44the mission went sideways.

01:05:46And, uh, my unit?

01:05:48Lewis and I

01:05:50are the only survivors.

01:05:53So the money I make,

01:05:55my 10%, uh, goes to their families.

01:05:57And their families are the good people we hurt.

01:05:59Oh.

01:06:01Well,

01:06:03that's heavy.

01:06:05You know what? Because of what you negotiated

01:06:07with Lewis, they are gonna be getting

01:06:09a whole lot more now, so...

01:06:11thank you.

01:06:16M-my dad was my manager.

01:06:18He had me working my ass off

01:06:20since I was eight years old.

01:06:22And then on my 18th birthday,

01:06:24I tell him

01:06:26I want to take charge of my own time

01:06:28and my own money.

01:06:32And he said,

01:06:34okay, sweetheart,

01:06:36I'll take care of you. Trust me.

01:06:40And the next morning, he's gone.

01:06:42He took every cent I ever earned,

01:06:44left me and my mom high and dry.

01:06:46Then my mom got sick,

01:06:48and I had to quit

01:06:50to take care of her because

01:06:52no one else would.

01:06:54She finally died a month ago.

01:06:56Left me with $600

01:06:58and a bus ticket to L.A., so...

01:07:00here I am now,

01:07:02trying to start over.

01:07:04Katie, I am.

01:07:06I-I'm not trying to compete with your story.

01:07:08I'm...

01:07:10I'm just explaining that

01:07:12my own father

01:07:14didn't hesitate for a second to choose money

01:07:16over me and my mom, so...

01:07:18how was I supposed to trust you?

01:07:22Sure.

01:07:24But I do trust you.

01:07:26No.

01:07:28For some weird reason, I-I do.

01:07:30I think it's

01:07:32because you look like a bulldog

01:07:34that, like, a witch casts a spell on

01:07:36and turn into a human, like, against his will.

01:07:38You ever get that?

01:07:40Yes.

01:07:42Miss Kim,

01:07:44please, put your face right here.

01:07:46This is a prosthetics machine.

01:07:48Go ahead and pick any face you'd like.

01:07:50Oh, cool.

01:07:52It's just an extra added layer of protection

01:07:54for when you're in transit.

01:07:56If people can't recognize you, you're a lot safer.

01:07:58Oh, my God, there's so many different faces.

01:08:00Cool, cool.

01:08:02Oh, I like this one.

01:08:04Ooh.

01:08:10Oh.

01:08:12Oh, it's weird in here.

01:08:14Anything?

01:08:16Um...

01:08:18Hey, Noel? Yeah.

01:08:20Why'd you get so upset earlier when you were asking

01:08:22Lewis for help in the panic room?

01:08:24Is it because you didn't want to lose out on commission?

01:08:26Come on, Noel. There's a lot of bad blood between us

01:08:28after what happened, okay? I hated that I needed him.

01:08:30But he seems to be past it,

01:08:32so I will suck it up

01:08:34as long as it helps you.

01:08:36He's definitely still a dick to you.

01:08:38Oh, yeah.

01:08:40That's Lewis.

01:08:42That's why I was so surprised when he came in on the 30%.

01:08:44Not like the old Lewis,

01:08:46but, I mean, people change, right?

01:08:48I found that not to be the case.

01:08:50And do you really trust him?

01:08:52Our lives are literally in his hands right now.

01:08:58Hey, girl, hi.

01:09:00What?

01:09:02Too sexy?

01:09:04Let's go pee standing up and make more money

01:09:06than our female counterparts, am I right?

01:09:10What's wrong?

01:09:12This, this equipment, staff,

01:09:14the facility, those are huge expenses.

01:09:16And moving you out of this bunker,

01:09:18it doesn't make sense. You saw how long it's been

01:09:20since they had a jackpot, and the ones they had before,

01:09:22they weren't that big, not big enough for all this.

01:09:24So you think it's a setup? I don't know.

01:09:26What don't you know, Noel?

01:09:28It's probably the muscle relaxants.

01:09:30I think it loosens the sphincter faster.

01:09:32And since I know what Noel usually eats,

01:09:34I'd say it's best we get the hell out of here ASAP.

01:09:36Shall we?

01:09:38Yes.

01:09:40As long as you're ready, Noel.

01:09:42Uh, yeah, yeah, we should go.

01:09:44That's a strong look, by the way, Katie.

01:09:46How many women can pull off a goatee like that?

01:09:48Oh.

01:09:50Dig it.

01:09:52Thank you.

01:09:54Hey, Lewis, uh,

01:09:56you sure it's a good idea to move her out of here?

01:09:58I mean, this place seems really secure.

01:10:00Well, if people know where she is, then it's not secure, is it, Noel?

01:10:02You're not questioning my expertise, are you?

01:10:04No, no, Lewis, uh, you know me,

01:10:06always looking for a way out.

01:10:08Ain't that the truth.

01:10:10Okay, we're in trouble, aren't we?

01:10:12Yes, we are.

01:10:14I can never figure out why more than half the players

01:10:16that killed jackpots this year requested anonymity.

01:10:18That would make sense.

01:10:20I think that Lewis has been murdering his clients.

01:10:22My clients? No.

01:10:24Why would he do all that?

01:10:26The decoy cars, the disguises?

01:10:28He patched up our wounds.

01:10:30I know he has to.

01:10:32He has to make it look like the agency is doing their job.

01:10:34That way the next jackpot is the same thing that we did.

01:10:36Walk right in here and look for his protection.

01:10:38Katie, we're in a honey trap.

01:10:40Oh, shit.

01:10:42What?

01:10:44Noel sharted.

01:10:46No, buddy, would you squeeze your asshole shut

01:10:48and hold it in like a fucking man?

01:10:50What do we do?

01:10:52I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Just give me a second.

01:10:56See that, Noel?

01:10:58Big, breachable door with a bloodthirsty mob behind it.

01:11:00Too risky.

01:11:02Told you I knew what I was talking about.

01:11:04Well, Katie Kim, your chariot awaits.

01:11:06Just hop on in and we'll dispatch the decoys

01:11:08from the main exit to clear the door

01:11:10and get you out of here to safety.

01:11:12This way, Miss Kim.

01:11:14Noel, you're gonna ride with us.

01:11:16Oh, no.

01:11:18Well, if that's cool.

01:11:20You're much safer with us.

01:11:22Sure, but it just...

01:11:24And I don't want to mansplain.

01:11:26It's just that he's saved my life

01:11:28four times today.

01:11:30And he's kind of a lucky rabbit's foot,

01:11:32except he's the size of 80 of them.

01:11:34Look, I know we all love big, dumb animals,

01:11:36but as the guy who just saved you

01:11:38and that just a moment ago,

01:11:40I'm asking that you give us a shot.

01:11:42Um, I don't know.

01:11:44I think we should just stay here,

01:11:46I mean, like...

01:11:48Katie, I'm not gonna let anything bad

01:11:50happen to you, okay?

01:11:52I'll take care of you, sweetheart.

01:11:54Trust me.

01:12:02Okay, thanks.

01:12:04Dad?

01:12:06Oh!

01:12:08Come here!

01:12:10Dad!

01:12:16Oh, shit.

01:12:26Come on, Uncle Pete,

01:12:28this murder lottery is no place

01:12:30for an older gentleman like yourself.

01:12:32Kill Katie, kill! Kill Katie, kill!

01:12:34She's worth 3.6 million, y'all!

01:12:36Don't lose her!

01:12:40Hey, let's get you to the courtyard.

01:12:42Take Louis' Lambo. The security expert

01:12:44left his keys on the tire.

01:12:46What about you?

01:12:48I'm gonna buy you some time.

01:12:50I'll be fine. Now go, go, go, go!

01:12:54He's escaping!

01:13:00Oh, you gonna cry now?

01:13:02Fuck!

01:13:04My balls!

01:13:06Try jumping up and down.

01:13:10Let's go!

01:13:18Okay, no.

01:13:20I'm only gonna ask you this one time.

01:13:22Where the fuck is my jackpot?

01:13:24Oh, man, I would remember,

01:13:26but I just got kicked in the face.

01:13:28Now you think you're fucking funny, huh?

01:13:36Oh, no, she's escaping.

01:13:38That's not what you wanted to happen, is it?

01:13:40Those fucking decoys.

01:13:44She's in one of the cars.

01:13:46Which one?

01:13:48How the fuck would I know? Put a team on all four.

01:13:50One eyes on every single camera in a three-mile radius.

01:13:52Phones, CCTVs, ATMs.

01:13:54Go, go, run.

01:14:08Fuck.

01:14:14We're trying to track her phone,

01:14:16but she's deactivated the locator chip.

01:14:18Fuck!

01:14:20All right, what do we got from the cops?

01:14:22Still nothing.

01:14:24Okay. Autopilot off.

01:14:28One of the decoy cars just changed direction.

01:14:30Take the 210 north. Go!

01:14:32Take the five. Try to cut him off.

01:14:34What are you gonna do?

01:14:36Oh, my God, this is just in.

01:14:38Katie Kim has just lost the shutterbug drone,

01:14:40which means that her location will not broadcast again

01:14:42until the end of the game,

01:14:44which means that unless she makes a major mistake,

01:14:46most lottery players will be sitting around

01:14:48with the thumbs of their butts doing what we're doing,

01:14:50drinking and toasting

01:14:52to our new hero.

01:14:56Well played, Katie Kim,

01:14:58wherever you are.

01:15:06Hello?

01:15:08Turn the fucking car around now.

01:15:10Uh, no, I'm good,

01:15:12but fuck you very much.

01:15:14Let me tweak my pitch a little bit.

01:15:16Turn the car around, or I'll stick this

01:15:18in this oversized tunk of beef here.

01:15:20Here, why don't you, uh, go ahead

01:15:22and say something persuasive, Noah.

01:15:24Katie, get out. Get out, keep going.

01:15:26Don't worry about me. Go.

01:15:28Your altruism is getting a little excessive, Noah.

01:15:30You're gonna have to skip leg day tomorrow.

01:15:32Hey, leave him alone.

01:15:34Hey, leave him alone.

01:15:36It's me you want. Exactly.

01:15:38That's the idea.

01:15:40Stop!

01:15:42Next one's going in his brain.

01:15:44Don't stop. Don't turn around. Just keep going.

01:15:46Get to the grapevine. Fuck this guy.

01:15:48Yeah, fuck this guy. What's it gonna be, Katie?

01:15:50Huh?

01:15:54Okay, all right, I'll turn around.

01:15:56That's a good girl.

01:15:58Now show me. I wanna see you turn the car around.

01:16:00I'm doing it.

01:16:04Aah!

01:16:08All right, I'll drop you a pin.

01:16:10I know a nice, quiet place where your fans won't find you.

01:16:12If you're not there in 24 minutes,

01:16:14well, next time you see Noel's face

01:16:16will be when I mail you his fucking head!

01:16:18Okay, bye.

01:16:22Oh, man.

01:16:24Fucking Noel.

01:16:30You really think no one's gonna find her in a year?

01:16:32Of course not. No one gives a shit about theater in Los Angeles.

01:16:34I do. I saw her last performance here.

01:16:36Another space. The hip-hop musical.

01:16:38Vin Diesel was amazing.

01:16:40Fuck.

01:16:42She's smarter than you think, Lewis.

01:16:44Really? She's a wannabe actress who moved to L.A.

01:16:46expecting to have a good experience.

01:16:48Yeah, she's a real fucking genius.

01:16:50Okay, so you're gonna kill an innocent woman for what?

01:16:52Because you fucking bozo's bought too many cases of LaCroix

01:16:54for your executive lounge?

01:16:56Don't pretend like you don't like LaCroix.

01:16:58It tastes like a drawing of a coconut.

01:17:00It's based on coconut!

01:17:02It's a delicious, zero-calorie beverage.

01:17:04I'm tired of people shitting on LaCroix.

01:17:08See, this is exactly why no one wants to work with you, man.

01:17:10You talk about these jackpots

01:17:12like they're fucking people.

01:17:14They're big walking ATMs,

01:17:16and this one is the biggest fucking ATM of all time.

01:17:18You really are a reprehensible chunk

01:17:20of wet shit, Lewis.

01:17:22Oh, grow the fuck up, you dick stain.

01:17:24How do you think the world works? Huh?

01:17:26It runs on money!

01:17:28You know the mission that you bailed on?

01:17:30Now that?

01:17:32That was a fucking jackpot.

01:17:34That family was guarding millions of gold for those warlords.

01:17:36That money changed my life.

01:17:38You never should have gone in there knowing what we knew.

01:17:40You got all our men killed without me.

01:17:42We didn't need you.

01:17:44There was no danger in that raid, you dumb fuck.

01:17:46There were no fighters around for miles.

01:17:48No one in the house was even armed.

01:17:50It was the easiest fucking job of my life.

01:17:52Just walked in, took out the family,

01:17:54grabbed the jackpot.

01:17:56Are you terrified?

01:17:58Let's just say I don't like to share.

01:18:02You killed our team for gold?

01:18:04Yeah, I did, Noel.

01:18:06It's just business, okay?

01:18:08High-stakes business, winner-take-all.

01:18:10Welcome to the real world.

01:18:12You evil fucking son of a bitch.

01:18:14Compliments will get you nowhere with me.

01:18:18Yeah.

01:18:20Now the team rally in my position.

01:18:22It's time to close this account.

01:18:26Stupid Noel.

01:18:28Why couldn't you have just been a fucking asshole

01:18:30like everybody else?

01:18:34Watch the clock.

01:18:36You chill it one second after the bell,

01:18:38you get no money, and you get a murder charge.

01:18:40So we go fucking fast,

01:18:42and we go fucking hard.

01:18:48What are these guys keeping?

01:18:50Guns?

01:18:52Grenades?

01:18:54Bingo.

01:18:58It's a fucking SpongeBob gun.

01:19:14Katie Kim.

01:19:18Center stage.

01:19:20Center stage.

01:19:22It's a deadly-looking weapon you got there.

01:19:24What's the range on that thing?

01:19:26Like two inches?

01:19:28I'm shaking.

01:19:30Let him go.

01:19:32You literally have zero leverage here,

01:19:34so no.

01:19:38I don't know.

01:19:40I have a little.

01:19:42Oh, yeah?

01:19:44See, you get all the money if you kill me.

01:19:46But what happens if

01:19:48I do it myself?

01:19:50Katie.

01:19:52Let him go.

01:19:54You expect me to believe

01:19:56that you would kill yourself

01:19:58for this guy?

01:20:02You met him, what, four hours ago?

01:20:04I said let him go.

01:20:06Uh-uh. Nope.

01:20:08Not buying it. Bullshit.

01:20:10Bullshit?

01:20:12I'm gonna die anyway, right?

01:20:14So the only choice

01:20:16that I have left

01:20:18is whether or not I want you to be rich

01:20:20because of it.

01:20:22Let him

01:20:24go.

01:20:26Go ahead.

01:20:28No, go ahead. Pop your own skull.

01:20:30I'll just wipe your prints off the bolt gun

01:20:32and tell him I did it.

01:20:34Not with a million of my fans watching.

01:20:38Oh, shit.

01:20:40You're crazy, Katie Kim.

01:20:42What do I have to live for anyway?

01:20:44I got no friends.

01:20:46I got no family.

01:20:48Everybody fucking sucks.

01:20:50I came to this town

01:20:52chasing a stupid dream that deep down

01:20:54I know won't happen.

01:20:56Not for me.

01:20:58And you're right. I did meet him today.

01:21:00Today.

01:21:02And that's the best relationship I have

01:21:04in my life.

01:21:06Isn't that fucking pathetic?

01:21:10Aren't I fucking pathetic?

01:21:12Katie, don't do this.

01:21:14Please.

01:21:16Well, I keep pretending things are gonna go my way.

01:21:20So let's just fucking do this.

01:21:22Fuck you and fuck your money.

01:21:28No, no, no, no, no. Stop. Stop.

01:21:30Okay. Okay.

01:21:32I'll let him go.

01:21:34Okay.

01:21:40Okay.

01:21:42Now give me the gun.

01:21:48Hey.

01:21:50You win.

01:21:54That's a good girl.

01:21:56Push, kid!

01:22:00Acting, motherfucker.

01:22:05Bravo.

01:22:07Daniel Day-Lewis wishes he had your range.

01:22:12They know you're here. Run.

01:22:14Run!

01:22:16I think I'll go for a walk

01:22:18outside now

01:22:20Some sun knows me by name

01:22:22She's calling me

01:22:24I gotta get out, gotta get out

01:22:26Get away, gotta get away, get away

01:22:28Get away, get away, get away

01:22:30Everybody's smiling

01:22:32I'm not gonna miss this one.

01:22:34And it's time to level.

01:22:36Everybody's smiling

01:22:40Everybody's laughing

01:22:42Everybody's smiling

01:22:44Let's go.

01:22:46Katie!

01:22:48Honey, take the roast out of the oven in ten minutes.

01:22:50I gotta go kill this girl.

01:22:52Love ya.

01:22:54See you at the Hollywood Theater, bitch.

01:22:56It's sunshine day

01:23:02Oh, shit.

01:23:04Hey, good to see you again, not a cop.

01:23:06Oh, time to die.

01:23:10I love you.

01:23:12Oh, fuck.

01:23:18Cops!

01:23:20Get him!

01:23:30Where do you think you're going, you little shit?

01:23:36You're a loser with no friends.

01:23:38What do you even need that money for?

01:23:40What are you gonna do with the money?

01:23:42Buy more white suits, you fucking diva?

01:23:44Fucking die!

01:23:46Fuck.

01:23:48Fuck off, mall cop.

01:24:06Fuck this.

01:24:08It's turtle time, motherfuckers.

01:24:10On the half-shell.

01:24:12Ow.

01:24:26Turtle power!

01:24:32Stop being such a loser

01:24:34and let me kill you already.

01:24:38Fucking psycho!

01:24:42Ah!

01:24:44A little help, please?

01:24:46Ow!

01:24:48I'm on it.

01:24:50No!

01:24:52Finally.

01:24:54Where are you going, kid?

01:24:58Katie, run!

01:25:02My ticket.

01:25:04My jackpot.

01:25:06Well, I gave you one star on Airbnb.

01:25:08Now you'll never be a super host.

01:25:10Not cool.

01:25:12Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.

01:25:14No, I'm gonna enjoy this.

01:25:18Shit.

01:25:22You're fucking with my money, Noel.

01:25:24Bye!

01:25:28I'm sorry. No.

01:25:30Wait. Remember all the good times we've had?

01:25:32Like when my roof leaked human shit on you?

01:25:34That was hilarious.

01:25:36Call your fucking mom back.

01:25:38God.

01:25:40I should have just stabbed you.

01:26:00Katie, four minutes. Climb!

01:26:02Oh, God.

01:26:08Oh, fuck.

01:26:14Let me take that off your hands, Van Damme.

01:26:24Looks like it's showtime, motherfucker.

01:26:26Uh, excuse me. Can I borrow that?

01:26:28Maybe. Can I?

01:26:30Yes!

01:26:32Oh, shit.

01:26:34After this, does an oboe

01:26:36go right up your ass?

01:27:06Oh!

01:27:10Hi, Miss Kim.

01:27:12Good to see you again.

01:27:14What?

01:27:16Your watch keeps terrible time.

01:27:18Let me reset it for you.

01:27:20Oh!

01:27:26Good to see you're okay.

01:27:28Excuse me.

01:27:30Katie!

01:27:32Katie!

01:27:34Katie, two minutes!

01:27:46I can't get up there!

01:27:54Whoa!

01:28:00Oh!

01:28:02Oh!

01:28:04Oh!

01:28:06Oh!

01:28:08I'm coming, Katie!

01:28:10No!

01:28:16Where do you think you're going, Katie Kim?

01:28:18Shit.

01:28:26Take it, you guys!

01:28:28Come on!

01:28:38Katie, stay away from him!

01:28:48Ow!

01:28:50Where are you going?

01:28:58You're doing a terrible job of protecting me.

01:29:00I think I'm gonna have to let you go.

01:29:04Katie, 60 seconds!

01:29:06Shit.

01:29:10Keep going, spaghetti switch!

01:29:20That a say, Katie?

01:29:22Two people of proud Asian heritage

01:29:24trying to kill each other for money?

01:29:26Very inspiring.

01:29:32Leave her alone, Lewis!

01:29:42No!

01:29:48Oh, I'm sorry, Katie.

01:29:50Looks like you don't have what it takes to get out of this now.

01:29:52I do have one thing.

01:29:54What's that, your little lucky charm?

01:29:56Fast hands.

01:29:58Wait.

01:30:00Is that a grenade in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

01:30:02Fuck me!

01:30:24No!

01:30:54Five, four, three, two, one!

01:31:14You're off the clock, boys!

01:31:16Your boxes blew up!

01:31:18Sorry, sorry.

01:31:20You did it!

01:31:24You got a little bit of Lewis on you there.

01:31:26Yeah, I think his, like, tooth flew in my mouth.

01:31:30Hey, um,

01:31:32I don't know if you were still expecting that 30%.

01:31:34Come on.

01:31:36I'm a man of my word.

01:31:3810%.

01:31:40But I'm not a woman of my word,

01:31:42so I hope you'll be happy with 50%.

01:31:46Just so you know,

01:31:48I was gonna double-cross you.

01:31:50I just ran out of time.

01:31:52Because

01:31:54you really are a nice guy,

01:31:56and I trust you.

01:32:02ID, please.

01:32:04Oh. Not my real height.

01:32:06Hey.

01:32:08You saved me.

01:32:10You saved me.

01:32:12The people with the sheep, they helped a lot.

01:32:14Yeah, they helped.

01:32:16And hey, just so you know,

01:32:18I think my mom would have really liked you.

01:32:22Hey! All right.

01:32:28Congratulations, Katie Kim!

01:32:30I'm Johnny Grant,

01:32:32and you're our biggest jackpot winner yet!

01:32:36All right, so what are you gonna do

01:32:38now that you're a billionaire,

01:32:40Miss Kim?

01:32:42I'm gonna get the fuck out of Los Angeles.

01:32:44Hey, watch the language. Kids watch it.

01:32:46Sorry, children.

01:32:48All right, right this way for an interview.

01:32:50I've had enough publicity for today,

01:32:52but thank you.

01:32:54No, no, wait, wait. She said she's had enough publicity.

01:32:56She doesn't want publicity. That's her right.

01:32:58Hey, pal, it's live.

01:33:00I thought all actors wanted publicity.

01:33:02I don't think I want to be an actor anymore.

01:33:04Yeah?

01:33:06It's like, what's the point?

01:33:08Fucking wrestlers and YouTubers are movie stars now.

01:33:10Yeah, don't tell me about it.

01:33:12Sort of makes me feel like anybody can do it, right?

01:33:14Hey.

01:33:16My last ten bucks?

01:33:18Yeah.

01:33:20You want to split a hot dog?

01:33:22Ooh, lengthways or widthways?

01:33:24What?

01:33:26I might have a concussion.

01:33:28It's always hard to tell with you.

01:33:30Fuck you. Always with the quips.

01:33:36Oh.

01:33:38I got you, big guy.

01:33:42God, your hand is so big.

01:33:44It's like a whole-ass ham on my shoulder.

01:33:46Good thing my mom got me that bus ticket.

01:33:48What's the plan?

01:33:50Oh, I got a few ideas.

01:34:06Rick?

01:34:08Oh, shit.

01:34:10I'm sorry.

01:34:12Oh!

01:34:14Oh, my God!

01:34:34Boss, everybody's eating pizza

01:34:36out of trash cans.

01:34:38This is not gonna work.

01:34:40What's up?

01:34:42What's up?

01:34:46What the...?

01:34:48Oh, great.

01:34:50Hey, I'm being sued for copyright infringement.

01:34:52Ha, ha, fuck it.

01:34:54Eat fast, I guess.

01:34:56I told you this would happen.

01:35:08It's really hard not to laugh.

01:35:10She kicked out of here.

01:35:14No, no, no, no.

01:35:16Oh!

01:35:18I didn't know that was gonna happen.

01:35:20Don't look a gift mom in the mouth.

01:35:22As they say.

01:35:24My mom's mouth is so disgusting.

01:35:28You ever notice that Los Angeles really looks like Atlanta sometimes?

01:35:30That's weird.

01:35:34I knew you wanted a super yacht.

01:35:36I did want a super yacht.

01:35:38Dude, of course you wanted a super yacht.

01:35:40Everyone wants a fucking super yacht.

01:35:42Greta Thunberg wants a fucking super yacht.

01:35:44Oh, cheers, bud.

01:35:50The money's changed us, hasn't it?

01:35:52Yeah.

01:35:54We're gigantic shitheads now.

01:35:56Hey, can I get my dolphin sandwich?

01:35:58Mommy's mad.

01:36:00You know what mommy does when she's mad?

01:36:02She spanks.

01:36:04I'm not giving you a chance.

01:36:06Ha, ha, ha.

01:36:10What you two perverts did to Laurel and Hardy

01:36:12keeps me up at night.

01:36:14What you two did to W.C. Fields

01:36:16was inhuman.

01:36:18You were banned.

01:36:20It took us weeks to clean up Tom Hanks.

01:36:22Hi, Uber for Katie?

01:36:24Come with me if you don't want to die.

01:36:26That's pretty good, huh?

01:36:28We should get to the chopper.

01:36:30I'll slap the tattoos right off your skinny man tits.

01:36:36Fuck!

01:36:38Thank you.

01:36:40Thank you.

01:36:42Oh, shit!

01:36:44How will I DJ? I can't push a button!

01:36:46Woo! Woo! Woo!

01:36:48Let it trickle! Woo!

01:36:50All right, so what are you gonna do

01:36:52now that you're a billionaire, Miss Kip?

01:36:54Well, I've been running for my life

01:36:56for the past ten hours, so I'll probably go home

01:36:58and take a massive shit.

01:37:00Lovely!

01:37:02Hey, Candace, my panic room got invaded,

01:37:04and I just don't feel safe in there anymore.

01:37:06Is there a way we could build a panic room

01:37:08inside the panic room that I could panic in?

01:37:10Okay, great.

01:37:12Hey, also, I just sent you a picture.

01:37:14Could you buy me these darts?

01:37:16They're fucking awesome.

01:37:18Poo-poo-poo-poo!

01:37:20I love you!

01:37:22I love you $3.6 billion more!

01:37:24This isn't the first time

01:37:26I've killed in this costume,

01:37:28and I never take it off, because I'm a freak!

01:37:30Don't forget to tag us when you post

01:37:32on Facebook with the button!

01:37:34He's fucking huge.

01:37:36He would turn my asshole into a sewer, so sewer hole.

01:37:38Sewage hole? Sewer hole.

01:37:40What do you call those things?

01:37:42Into a sewer hole.

01:37:44He would turn my butthole into the Lincoln Tunnel,

01:37:46so Lord have mercy on my butthole.

01:37:48We fucked right over

01:37:50on your cig-neck there.

01:37:52That is not an oil stain in your driveway.

01:37:54I have...

01:37:56It's actually just pee.

01:37:58He's a championship male squirter.

01:38:00And it goes, it's a splish-splash.

01:38:02It's a secret. It's just pee.

01:38:04I don't even know how that works.

01:38:06Yeah, guys, the, uh...

01:38:08It's from the back.

01:38:10Damn!

01:38:12Uh...

01:38:20Did it hurt when you stuck the can up?

01:38:22You don't have to have shame here.

01:38:24I've done some crazy stuff.

01:38:26Now I have a very tight butthole.

01:38:28What?

01:38:36Forehead and the tricep.

01:38:38I don't know how much a bigger steak we can cut for you, boss.

01:38:44Eat my box!

01:38:46Fuck that shit.

01:38:48What flavor is it?

01:38:50It's, uh, pussy flavor.

01:38:52Oh, I'm good. I haven't... I'm allergic.

01:38:54It started later in my life.

01:38:56Adult-onset pussy allergy.

01:38:58International Women's Day is very hard.

01:39:00Hey, break a leg at the audition.

01:39:02Bitch, you break a leg.

01:39:04Break your entire fucking body.

01:39:06No, it's not my... It's... Thank you. I will.

01:39:08Yeah.

01:39:10I'm sorry.

01:39:14I want to know if you're flexible.

01:39:16Are you flexible?

01:39:18I can blow myself comfortably.

01:39:20You can?

01:39:22And my dick isn't even that big.

01:39:24He just hooks in his studio apartment and eats canned beans.

01:39:26What's up, bro?

01:39:28Let's go take a dump standing up

01:39:30and make more money than our female counterparts.

01:39:32Am I right?

01:39:34This is a guy that takes a dump standing up.

01:39:42I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

01:39:44Oh, my God. That was really funny.

01:39:46Once played Tetris for about 65 hours straight.

01:39:48I speak fluent Dothraki.

01:39:50I don't know why I thought that'd be useful.

01:39:52I've been eating my thumb for way too long.

01:39:54And since my thumbs are three times normal size,

01:39:56my overbite was bananas.

01:39:58I believe that honeycomb is the best cereal.

01:40:00All other cereals are trash.

01:40:02Oh, I make my own socks.

01:40:04My calves are always bursting through the store-bought ones.

01:40:06I estimated that I've eaten about 8,000 chickens in my life.

01:40:08Oh, and I believe in aliens,

01:40:10but I'm not a weirdo about it.

01:40:12I once broke my femur.

01:40:14Still finish my shift at Baskin-Robbins.

01:40:1631 flavors ain't gonna scoop themselves.

01:40:18I nursed a baby squirrel back to life once.

01:40:20It was an eyedropper.

01:40:22It was jacked.

01:40:24What?!

01:40:26Oh, Jesus!

01:40:30You're not quite a comic-con.

01:40:32Why are you dressed like a British robot from Star Wars?

01:40:34No, I'm not C-3PO.

01:40:36That's not his name.

01:40:38Yeah. Yes, it's definitely C-3PO.

01:40:40No, it's definitely not, because I remember that.

01:40:42Yeah.

01:40:44It's like Todd Beasley.

01:40:46Hello, I'm Todd Beasley.

01:40:48Hey, you nearsighted scrap pile.

01:40:50Okay, so you remember that entire line,

01:40:52but you don't remember that his name was C-3PO.

01:40:54That's not his name.

01:40:56It's not his name.

01:40:58Yeah, that's it. That's what it is.

01:41:00Bitches.

01:41:02Okay, sorry, wait, one more time.

01:41:04One more time.

01:41:06Can we throw our axes now, please?

01:41:08Yeah, duh.

01:41:10You just go like this.

01:41:14And don't throw them at each other.

01:41:16Damn it, I hate the fucking theater!

01:41:20In the back!

01:41:22And one more, too!

01:41:24What are you doing?

01:41:26I'm fighting you.

01:41:28You ready for this Asian thunder, huh, fucker-ini?

01:41:30You fight like scrappy-doo.

01:41:32You know, when you fight someone,

01:41:34you've got to make contact with your hands and feet, right?

01:41:36Oh, I can hit him with my hands and feet.

01:41:38This, this, and I do the, ooh, the subway stop.

01:41:40I do the shopping cart, wow, into you.

01:41:42And then I do the...

01:41:44Driving.

01:41:46Into the, oh, punch!

01:41:48Earfold!

01:41:50Five years of stage fight in school,

01:41:52where I was number two in a class of two.

01:41:54But I prevailed.

01:41:58Okay.

01:42:00The wig's off.

01:42:02I love your perfume, by the way.

01:42:04What is that?

01:42:06E.O. in other people's blood, probably.

01:42:08Lady Speed's taken three hours of terror sweat.

01:42:10It's bullets.

01:42:12I'm fine.

01:42:14Now, hey, wait, I remember now.

01:42:16It was Colonel Mustard in the observatory with the rope.

01:42:18Oh, man, I think he stepped in dog shit.

01:42:20I no think good no more.

01:42:22See what happens when you kick somebody in the face?

01:42:24Hi, Miss Kim.

01:42:26Good to see you again.

01:42:28Your watch is a piece of shit.

01:42:30Lunch time.

01:42:32Uh-uh.

01:42:34It's punch time.

01:42:38You broke my favorite muff!

01:42:40This asshole.

01:42:42I love that muff.

01:42:44Oh, Mae West, Camel Toe.

01:42:46Oh, W.C. Fields, Penis.

01:42:58Oh, my God.

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