Incoming (2024)
يستعد أربعة طلاب جدد في المدرسة الثانوية لحفلتهم المدرسية الأولى، وهم يعدون أنفسهم لشيء غير مألوف ومرعب.
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00:00:00You
00:00:26Listen Bailey
00:00:27We've been friends for a long time
00:00:30Since we were kids
00:00:32But I'm in high school now, and there's something I need to tell you
00:00:37before you say anything, please just
00:00:39hear me out I
00:00:42Like you I've liked you for a long time. I don't know if you feel the same, but I don't want to dance around anymore
00:00:58I was nice good this I am too. Thanks. Guess it just comes naturally
00:01:08Don't you knock
00:01:11What the fuck are you doing nothing I was popping is it get out Oh
00:01:16For a second there. I thought you might have been fucking the door. Can you leave mom wanted me to make sure you're up
00:01:22Get out
00:01:25High school's gonna murder you
00:01:27I
00:01:37Listen will you put that away the whole point of getting the nose job was they fixate on it less than before
00:01:42It's called confidence. You're so confident. You changed your face
00:01:46Well, I just didn't identify with my birth nose and I had the courage to activate my true self
00:01:51Wow, it's very brave. Yeah, then your girlfriend dumped you for Joni Hudson
00:01:56Do not speak that whore's name in my presence. Okay, let's all just take a big deep breath. Good morning eat up
00:02:06Yeah, I'm good one blueberry does not make a meal Bailey and I are getting smoothies
00:02:11Who's coming over? Yeah in about 30 seconds
00:02:13So try not to blast her through the wall with a fire hose of cum Jesus Alyssa gross. Can you not be disgusting, please?
00:02:20Good morning
00:02:26I
00:02:30Said Bailey
00:02:33Good morning, Bailey. Happy first day of school. I don't understand why I can't just drive to school with you guys
00:02:37Yeah first period free. Yeah, and like your whole vibe just like sucks. Don't listen to them
00:02:42You and your carpool are gonna have a great time. Is he gonna bring you home after a musical theater? I
00:02:46I'm not doing anymore. So what?
00:02:49You're so talented you can't give that up. Oh my god
00:02:52Remember when you dressed up as Stevie Wonder and he would sing for us. I was 10. That was a million years ago
00:02:57Oh, I remember he was so good good. He was amazing. Wait, who's your carpool?
00:03:03Some senior that the school assigned to me Adam Rubin's or something
00:03:10What is he like really cool no, he's like the worst person in the entire school seriously kids terrible
00:03:16Okay. Well, you know what? That sounds like to me. That sounds like you could both use a friend's how serendipitous
00:03:21Come on, baby. Let's go
00:03:24Have a great day at school. I love you. It's cool. Love you, too. Mom
00:03:29What no, goodbye. I
00:03:32Love you
00:03:33You have the best day. Okay, the coolest thing you can do is be yourself
00:03:37Trust me you go up to some kid and you look him right in the eye and say hey, my name is Benj and I
00:03:42Want to be your pal?
00:03:44Okay
00:03:46Yeah, it's the eye contact that does it that's confidence. I love you so much. Okay, please release me
00:03:51You have so much fun with your carpool. Where are your seatbelts? This day's for you. You make it yours
00:04:03This guy
00:04:16Hey, hurry up away
00:04:21I
00:04:24Got a master plan
00:04:29Hold this
00:04:33Don't eat it. I'm not gonna fucking right fucking lunch car, bro
00:04:46Are you okay, man Adam? Hello?
00:04:52The light screen did wake up the light screen
00:04:57Ruby
00:05:02So take a bite of this
00:05:11Freshman sit in the front. Oh the fuck made that rule, please. Let it go. I already got the rights
00:05:16Dude
00:05:18Don't tell me that's a lunchbox. What's wrong with my lunchbox. Are you trying to get us killed? Just get ready. Hold on
00:05:24Let's see what we got
00:05:26You know, my mom went all out on day one
00:05:32Eat my sandwich
00:05:34Who did this?
00:05:36Her stupid ass boyfriend
00:05:38Your mom's still with that scumbag?
00:05:40Yes, and he's ruining my life
00:05:42The other night he woke me up to ask if he could borrow
00:05:44And you put up with that shit
00:05:46What am I supposed to do? I don't know sloppy. I asked his toothbrush. Just do something
00:05:51No, sometimes the best thing to do is nothing when you get attacked by an animal you play dead
00:05:57I'm not worried that way when someone disrespects me. I show him where the line is
00:06:06Gang gang y'all happy first day of school the sun is shining
00:06:11The birds are chirping and your boy kush is a breaking. Fuck you just say I
00:06:16You're not kush. That's my name
00:06:19But both kushanis can't be share it bro. You want to rep the kush brand you got to live up to it
00:06:26Until then I hear anyone call you kush. I'm a throttle you
00:06:30Okay
00:06:33Can I ask
00:06:35What the brand is?
00:06:37Can I ask what the brand is?
00:06:42Fucking legendary king shit dog sick
00:06:46How'd you get that started? I ripped the seniors ear off before the first bell rang Jesus
00:06:51Can't you just tell people I'm a cool younger, bro. Nah, homie. You got to forge your own path
00:06:57I'm trying to build your character
00:06:59Oh
00:07:02Thanks, but figure that shit out fast like this week. All right before everyone realizes what a bitch you are
00:07:20Out
00:07:22Are we not driving you I am
00:07:25Not with some bitch-ass freshman in the car, I'm only doing this to get out of detention. Let's go. I'm late
00:07:36Nice kid
00:07:38I
00:07:50Have a bad feeling about this gentleman
00:07:54Ready for the best year of our lives. It was almost the last year of our lives
00:07:57You can see that shit ancient history. What's that bell rings? We're in high school
00:08:01You know what? That means new teachers more pressure from our parents to succeed
00:08:05Pupes no, it means you have a fresh start anything is possible. Check it out. Here comes goose
00:08:22Still have to hang out with him. Come on. He's a friend. He's an asshole
00:08:25Well, well, this is the dick and his two weird little balls. Thank you. Oh cool. Ah, don't forget. I'm serious
00:08:33You guys can't call me Koosh anymore my brother says I haven't earned that name yet
00:08:37He's gonna tell me every time he hears it. What are just to call you my real name? I guess Danga. It's Donna ass
00:08:47Yeah, yeah laugh it up fuckos you can be chugging my hog gonna hear what I'm in store for you
00:08:51My parents are gonna town this weekend and yours truly is throwing a massive rager five kegs sick-ass DJ
00:08:58Insane dong the puss ratio. She's gonna be fucking lit. How are you gonna pull it off? We're your only friends
00:09:04My brother's helping. Oh
00:09:06So cave on is throwing a party. We both are that sounds
00:09:11Terrifying our freshmen even a laugh fuck no, but I'm VIP you clits are my three plus ones
00:09:16That's plus three you fucking idiot two and a half. We count your shrimpy ass
00:09:22It's perfect, that's all make my move on Bailey
00:09:26Oh
00:09:27What happened to starting fresh? Yeah, Bailey's great, but she's a sophomore man. It's never gonna happen
00:09:32Something happened this summer and I think I got a real shot
00:09:37One night I couldn't sleep so I went downstairs to make a snack
00:09:42You fucked her what no one either story or not. Sorry. I just got a little excited. Okay, go on
00:09:49Okay, I was pretty surprised but I played it cool
00:09:52I
00:09:54Bailey hey, what are you? What are you doing up?
00:09:56Your sister snores like a st. Bernard. She's really super plastic surgeon
00:10:01Totally, you know, I I love dogs
00:10:10You mind if I hang out it's your house
00:10:14So
00:10:18We start talking and it's going great, I mean the conversations flowing we're giggling and shit
00:10:23I don't even know what I said, but I was in the zone
00:10:27You know, I don't completely hate hanging out with you. Wow, that's
00:10:32Thank you. I mean, let's not make a public display of it. Like don't talk to me at school or anything
00:10:36Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I won't for sure
00:10:39I'm fucking with you. You can talk to me
00:10:42We'll grab a beer sometime we were firing on all cylinders, but then
00:10:54Now we're getting somewhere
00:10:57Right, so what happened next man, did you make a move that did you touch it I
00:11:02Froze up and she never noticed she said eventually
00:11:06Has my boob been out this whole time who's boob my boob
00:11:13I'm sorry. Repeat the question. What the fuck? Why don't you say anything? I'm sorry. I just
00:11:17Didn't want the conversation and nice recovery. Then what happened? Well
00:11:23Nothing. She went to bed
00:11:27That's it. You're kidding me, right? I
00:11:30Wait, I'm confused. How does that story make you think you have a crush on me?
00:11:35Chance you had to be there
00:11:37For the first time he saw me as a man an adult man
00:11:42One to ten me on her nipple
00:11:4512
00:11:47Oh, yeah, see me better. Call me the king. Hey, just me
00:11:57Holy shit, keep this one. Hey you little man me, bro
00:12:03How old are you? I'm 15 fuck off months or years, bro. You are crazy looking
00:12:10Your name is fetus now. Oh, I I don't I don't know about that. I do later fetus
00:12:18Oh
00:12:20Mama Mia, that one looks like a meatball. Holy shit. You you get over here. Fuck game over
00:12:26I'm finished for the next four years
00:12:28I'm the oldest person in our grade and I look like fucking Thumbelina to be fair. She was adorable. Whoa
00:12:35Welcome to your destination
00:12:37Temperature is got you blazing and this
00:12:40Fuck is that?
00:12:42That's Katrina Oriana
00:12:44Don't miss chicken school half a million followers max Solon's brother Gina on her and she iced him out so bad here to transfer schools
00:12:52I'm not ready for something like that. I am she'll be at my party your brother's part. Fuck off Betty. It's mine, too
00:13:00Okay. Well, I'll see you guys later
00:13:05Oh
00:13:09My brother from another mother
00:13:13It's Studebaker, yeah, listen last time you said it was late notice
00:13:17So this time I'm getting in front of that bitch Friday night my place poker with the boys. Are you in I?
00:13:24Can pivot broke Saturday night, let's do it Saturday night problem solved. Hey
00:13:30Yeah, look man, I'm gonna level with you, okay at Ali and I we broke up no, it's okay don't apologize
00:13:36It's all good. You know, it's better. Actually, it's gonna be better. Alright, I'll be good. Okay. Talk soon
00:13:42All right, brother later
00:13:52Muldoon your wife still got you by the balls
00:13:54I'm sorry, buddy. I thought she was in remission
00:14:03All right people
00:14:05Let's get after it. I'm mr. Studebaker
00:14:08Welcome to intro to cam cam short for chemistry intro short for introduction if I've lost you already. Well, then you're fucked
00:14:17My dude tell me your name
00:14:20Benj with a J. All right, we'll hit the J bro. Let him know
00:14:24Can you tell me what the chemical formula for water is binge?
00:14:28H2o. Whoa
00:14:30Genius alert and anybody tell me what would happen if I took some of this h2o
00:14:38And mixed it a little bit of hydrogen peroxide and some garden variety dish. So anybody
00:14:44No, well, I guess we're just gonna have to find out look out
00:14:51Yeah, it's weird why don't we add a little potassium iodide just to see what happens
00:15:01All right
00:15:02Listen, all I ask is that you be on time be engaged
00:15:06And if the entire class is on time, I'll be on time
00:15:09All I ask is that you be on time be engaged and if the entire class can maintain a B average
00:15:16I'll teach you how to make a nuclear bomb
00:15:19All right, I'm kidding but I will teach you how to make a Drano bomb that way you can blow up mailboxes and you know
00:15:25shit like that
00:15:40Are we making a stop I gotta do something
00:15:45Joe I
00:15:48Just have a lot of homework to do so well the sooner you shut up the sooner you'll get to your precious homework
00:15:53I don't say that makes sense
00:15:57Just shut up
00:16:01What's that vitamin D
00:16:04Selling it by that like Whole Foods or something. Well, you could but I tell people it's ecstasy dummy. Let's roll. No
00:16:10No, I'm not going that's illegal and then that's okay, but I have a lot of homework to do bro
00:16:16Shut up about homework. Okay, I cannot give less of a fuck about homework. You know this we're a carpool dog
00:16:22I'm not trying to be difficult. I
00:16:25Don't know if I could do this
00:16:27Just calm down. Okay. All right, just breathe. Everything will be fine
00:16:33Are you calm?
00:16:35Yeah, good
00:16:40Frickin cattle prod bro Amazon Prime anything goes wrong. I'm gonna light these fuckers up. Let's go. No, I'm not going
00:16:50All right, listen kid
00:16:52Here's what's gonna happen
00:16:54I'm gonna count to three and if you're not out of this car by that time, I will zap you so hard you shit lightning
00:17:01one
00:17:03two
00:17:12What are these guys go to school I don't even think they'd go to school just make it quick. All right
00:17:16Yeah, no shit. I think I want to be here all day
00:17:21Yo
00:17:24You got shit asking you shall receive what should we do this right here? So I'm gonna set a screen set a screen
00:17:33I
00:17:36Do look natural
00:17:41All right
00:17:4230 a pill 10 pills
00:17:44That's kind of steep. No. Yeah. Well you pay for quality. My man. Here's the chef only uses the freshest ingredients
00:17:52Work, it's just clean. Hi. Yep
00:17:56farm fresh
00:18:00Dope
00:18:02Gotta test them real quick
00:18:05You better watch out for that fentanyl
00:18:08Fucking epidemic, bro. I should take my cousin Christina. Yeah, man. Yeah, she was thick
00:18:20Yo, chill chill cops
00:18:23fucking pigs
00:18:25Yeah, fuck 12. Yeah
00:18:27Yeah, totally we should like defund their asses or at least like reallocate some budget or something
00:18:37Fuck it. We good. She's stank. We'll hit you up for more
00:18:46Homework time
00:18:58Thank You Janet looking brighter since the divorce whatever you're doing keep it up
00:19:03Yo Dom, I saw you follow me on Spotify. Keep an eye out for my next playlist, huh?
00:19:08It's gonna be hot. Yo stooges you come to Cushman's Park tonight. Why so I could watch you get embarrassed and flip-cup government
00:19:15No, seriously, though. You should come. All right, everyone would be so stoked to see you there
00:19:18Tell you what put me down as it never gonna happen. Be safe. Okay
00:19:22Gino where were you at lab today? My man? Just kidding. I'm sure you had a good excuse. Oh
00:19:30What are you looking at Nicole's Instagram, I can't believe she dumped me for this basic bitch. She's actually pretty nice
00:19:36Okay, sorry didn't realize you guys were like scissor sisters. I'm just saying I mean, okay be honest
00:19:41Is everyone talking about my nose?
00:19:43No one said anything to me
00:19:45They definitely notice I can feel the attention damn Alyssa
00:19:49You're looking good don't look at me you heard about my party tonight. I heard about your brother's party
00:19:55It's both of us. Hey, why don't you take my snap? Okay, so you have any trouble at the door?
00:20:01I think I'm done with this conversation. Seriously, though. You should definitely come it'd be cool to hang since we're on high school now
00:20:07Yeah, maybe right on right on very nice. Oh
00:20:13My god get lost I'll tell Bailey you don't have pubes I have pubes gross
00:20:19Anyway, I hope to see you later
00:20:27Dude you crushed that you think definitely she wants you I
00:20:32Am feeling really good about this party. I mean it has all the ingredients of a classic me cute
00:20:37What the fuck's a meet cute? It's a movie thing
00:20:39You know when fate brings two people together in a charming and romantic way, but Bailey's already met you
00:20:44She hasn't met the new me all that singing and nerd shit. I was into his history, dude
00:20:48Everyone is talking about this party. I heard there might be a fight. I heard that too. Hang on
00:20:53This is the first I'm hearing of a fight. It's gonna be tons of fights
00:20:56My brother's taping his hands. What for as soon as we can punch harder and longer
00:21:01That's it. I'm out. What are you talking about? I'm talking about I'm not going there's gonna be people fighting and fucking and all
00:21:08Sorts of crazy shit. It's too risky and I can't do it. I won't do it. Yeah, you know, I think I'm out too, man
00:21:14I mean, I'm at a critical tipping point with this whole fetus thing and I think I should just lay low until this all blows
00:21:20Over what a fetus. Hey fellas
00:21:23Fuck
00:21:24Guys, you can't bail. He's right
00:21:26We're the only freshman invited that type of publicity could carry through the rest of the year
00:21:31Maybe even through high school and who you are in high school. It's basically who you'll be forever
00:21:36We have one chance to make a first impression and tomorrow night is it you're gonna lose that shitty nickname
00:21:41You're gonna stop being scared and you're gonna earn your brother's respect
00:21:45This isn't just a party. This is our future
00:21:48Don't have to get drunk on alcohol. Yes
00:21:51You don't have to do anything. You don't want to
00:21:55All right, fine man, but if anyone calls me fucking fetus I'm walking chill out fetus
00:22:04Hey guys, it's your boy kush here just want to give you a quick update
00:22:07Just wrap week one of high school and not gonna lie. It was tough
00:22:12Luckily, I have the weekend to catch up on some sleep get a head start on homework and psych shit going down tonight
00:22:18Casa de kush fuck school. Fuck college. We're all about getting lit and making money
00:22:23Come one come all black white Asian trans. We love all people unless you're ugly
00:22:29Then keep your bum ass the fuck home
00:22:31Oh
00:22:43Sorry
00:23:01Guys Katrina Arianna's here. She's just like a wild animal
00:23:08Bad news guys. Okay, Vaughn says I can only have one plus one
00:23:13You're kidding me, right? He says the party's gonna have enough pussy without you pussies. Is it done? I'm doing it
00:23:22Sorry guys, my bad you're bad all week. It's been my party my party. He can't even get three fucking plus ones
00:23:30Fuck now, I'm doing it guys. I don't mean to be dramatic. But if I don't do it Bailey tonight
00:23:36I'll kill myself. Hey, hey, come on. I need this plus one. This might be my only chance, please. I'll do anything
00:23:42It's yours. Honestly, I'm relieved. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, not so fast
00:23:47Connor
00:23:48What bench here says he'll do anything care to best that offer go fuck yourself
00:23:54I hope someone drowns in the pool and they see your family. Let's go Eddie
00:23:58Later guys, good luck. Hey
00:24:02I'm glad it's you
00:24:05Want to see something cool?
00:24:06Sure
00:24:15What is this well, you know, okay Vaughn's been pushing me to realize my full potential he abuses you it's all love
00:24:20I just need to do something legendary for him to respect me. So I'm gonna hook up with a senior
00:24:27No, you're not. Oh, but I am see your meet you idea inspired me
00:24:32But the only problem is it leaves too much up the fate. I don't love where this is going
00:24:36Think about it guys are always scheming to get girls in movies. They spy on them or dress up like chicks to steal their secrets
00:24:42I saw like six different movies where a guy convinces a girl with amnesia. She's his wife
00:24:48whatever
00:24:49Explain this. Ah
00:24:51That's how I remove fate from the equation from here I can zero in on a hot senior pierce through a cupid's arrow and
00:24:58Convince her to hook up with me. Yeah, that sounds
00:25:02very creepy
00:25:04Creepy it's the same thing you're doing only better. Well, my thing with Bailey isn't the same at all. How is this different?
00:25:09Bailey's my soulmate. You don't even know your girl yet. Oh, I suppose it'd be better if I stalked her for years
00:25:15I don't stalk her. I love her such a fine line, isn't it?
00:25:19I wouldn't do that. If I were you
00:25:22You only get one chance to make an entrance and you want to waste it while there's barely anyone here
00:25:30Fine but I do not support this I can live with that say cheese
00:25:40It's such fucking bullshit
00:25:43We should just call the cops and get that shit shut down. Why are you so mad a few hours ago?
00:25:48You didn't even want to go. Yeah, but I decide they don't tell me I can't go. That's my decision
00:25:54Let's get wild tonight get wowed. You know what? I mean? It's a
00:25:59Smoke cigarettes. I have allergies. Let's just do something. We are we're gonna play some Halo crush some motherfucking meatloaf
00:26:06She's gonna be lit. Oh
00:26:08They're my guys, huh?
00:26:10Yeah, staring down the barrel of another wild night. I see can I help you Dennis? I doubt it
00:26:16I'm just waiting for your mom to get ready. You know, it's her birthday. So I want to do something special to her
00:26:21Hey, can I ask you guys a question?
00:26:23Obviously, you're not doing gangbusters in the real world, right?
00:26:26Which is fine, but you're at least getting some action in the metaverse or something, right?
00:26:31Wait, hold hold that thought hold that thought
00:26:34Yo, oh
00:26:36my man
00:26:39No, I know I can't do that tonight take my lady out for a birthday
00:26:45Yeah, the one with the kid
00:26:49Trust me. He doesn't have that in him. Awesome. Call me tomorrow. I want to hear about that. Peace
00:26:56Fucking douchebag
00:26:59Hey, I'm looking good looking very good my queen
00:27:04I miss young
00:27:10Happy birthday. Oh, thank you. Connor any big plans. Dennis is taking me out to dinner
00:27:15No, boo, then we're getting a hotel for the night or seasons
00:27:20This guy gets it
00:27:23Hey, we should go the ubers here dinners in the oven call if you need us and be careful
00:27:28Oh and make sure you blow on the food before you bite into it
00:27:31Cuz I really don't want you to burn your little tongues eat. Okay. Okay. Good night boys. Good night boys
00:27:41See even your creepy-ass dad thinks we're pussies not my dad. Oh, he's definitely your daddy
00:27:46I was gonna go fuck your mama some cheap motel go into the four seasons. Whatever, dude
00:27:52Everybody is partying and fucking except eyes
00:27:55Fact that they're willing to leave you alone speaks volumes about how little respect they have for you
00:27:59Actually, it means the opposite. Come on, man
00:28:01Are we really just going to drift their life getting disinvited from parties while guys like Dennis bang our moms?
00:28:08Okay, fine. What would you like to do?
00:28:20We can't Dennis loves this car
00:28:24Dennis the literal motherfucker
00:28:27Maybe we should circle back around to the cigarettes that I'd be ahead legs
00:28:33Get in I'm driving
00:28:39This is a bad idea I have my permit I run errands with my mom all the time
00:28:56I
00:29:06Come check this out Katrina is hammered. No, thanks. See yourself. It's pretty cool. It's not cool
00:29:13See opposite of cool
00:29:15look, I
00:29:17Know it's not easy living in cave on shadow
00:29:20But I honestly believe that if you just be yourself people would see what an awesome guy you are
00:29:27Be myself. Yes
00:29:29Let them get to know the real me
00:29:32exactly
00:29:34Nah, don't never work. My plan is way better. Your plan is weird and probably illegal. Oh shit. Go to camera three
00:29:40Hey now you're getting it
00:29:42Bailey's here
00:29:43Isn't she the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? Yeah, she's okay sister. On the other hand is looking fine as fuck
00:29:51Moment of truth
00:29:53You coming I'm gonna give it another minute let the simmer rise to a boil good luck with that
00:30:06What is Nicole doing with that big-headed freak, okay, I'm being kind of scary what
00:30:11Her head is like huge. Okay, it's just a fact
00:30:16Not that it matters that you know, I'm all about body positivity. It is a mostly male construct
00:30:19Anyways, maybe it is actually a medical issue. What if there's something wrong? She's not just ugly
00:30:39Okay, yeah just Ruby being
00:30:42Funny, you know carpool stuff. You look great, by the way. Thanks
00:30:47So, how's your first party everything you always dreamed of so far so good
00:30:51I don't know a lot of people so it's a little awkward
00:30:53Well, it's about to get more awkward because you have no one to talk to. Good luck
00:31:05Shit
00:31:08Christ bitch just go home already
00:31:11go home just
00:31:13Throwing your sweats. So what are some postmates get a good night's sleep call your mom
00:31:24Mr. Studebaker
00:31:28You know, I was just in the neighborhood and yeah, that's awesome you coming in come on let's go. Yep. Okay. That's why I'm here
00:31:43Got a hard out
00:32:07Oh friends check it out, I'm a mess with
00:32:14You
00:32:29Hey, did you want me to come over yeah
00:32:34What's your deal and then like what sense like
00:32:37Personality why we aren't you Alyssa's brother? Yeah, I'm bench me and your sister used to do gymnastics together. I'm Jessica. Oh
00:32:45Shit, you're Alyssa's bro. Yeah, dude. What does your sister do to her face?
00:32:53Yeah, I don't know man it's not really my place to say I
00:32:59Like this kid he's loyal
00:33:01Where
00:33:03Fucking party tonight. I think so. Yeah, don't give me that half-ass one foot in bullshit. Come into me
00:33:17Okay, yeah, let's go I get out of here let you know
00:33:31I can't believe that dickhead wouldn't sell a cigarette. Let it go man. How's that fluff or nothing?
00:33:38Almost fuck don't tell me. Yeah the people come on. Let me see you flex
00:33:48You can do better than that
00:33:51Ah
00:33:55We out here riding baby in the planet going green going green
00:34:04Man just say the word if you want to get up on this chocolate gooey hurry. Oh shit
00:34:20Oh
00:34:24It's time to go home no way man, we just started
00:34:28You know what? We should do. We should cruise by crucial party. Oh
00:34:33Absolutely not. Come on man this way when we do go to our first party. We'll know what to expect
00:34:38Hell no, think of it as a recon mission
00:34:42like a halo I
00:34:47Do like recon
00:34:50I know you do
00:34:52Okay, fine. Just a quick drive by but be careful. Chill man. I got this
00:35:02Just a process man
00:35:04Oh
00:35:19Buster
00:35:22I'm just yanking your chain playboy
00:35:25You're in my class, right? Yeah, I'm Ben Ben's with a J. That's right. Yeah, you wanna hook me up with one of those
00:35:33Thank you, sir. Hey, so how was your first week in high school? It was it was good. Yeah
00:35:41High school is the best enjoy it. Oh
00:35:47Fuck it's good
00:35:53Hey bench, is it weird that I'm here? Oh, yo, mr. Studebaker
00:35:58Thanks for asking though guys. I'm taking off in a few. Come on one shot
00:36:03All right, you know what? I'm just gonna get this over with you want to come? Oh, you go ahead. You sure I gotta
00:36:09Yeah, you do hey go get her
00:36:15Where'd they go
00:36:22Listen up. I don't want to blur the lines too much. So I will make you a deal. I will do a shot
00:36:28But
00:36:32You gotta let me teach you something in the process, okay. Hey, come on give me a break. I'm an educator
00:36:37I gotta educate right good
00:36:39Hand me that
00:36:41151 and what is that? Yeah, that'll do. Okay
00:36:48Who's ready for a science lesson
00:36:51If that drive by
00:37:07No fucking way fetus can drive crazy look it's Katrina
00:37:20Oh
00:37:22Where's your uber it's a Tesla would you bitch there it is?
00:37:31Hey, don't wait back
00:37:34Shit they're coming this way. What do we do? Uh, be cool fill out. Those are totally different things do one of them
00:37:47Oh
00:37:48Fuck she's getting in. Oh shit. Oh shit. Bye guys. Love you. I love them
00:37:57Hey, you have an iPhone charger, we're not your uber. Yeah, huh for Katrina
00:38:04Maybe we should just take her out. We have no idea where she lives. Where do you live?
00:38:09Taco Bell, you don't live at a Taco Bell. Yeah, I do
00:38:12I've lived there for like ever so y'all know me. So, how do you even know?
00:38:18Right, just take me home. I'll hit you with frickin one star go for it. I'm not an uber. Oh
00:38:25There goes star. Okay. No more chit-chat. It's music
00:38:31Fuck yes, bitch. Yo film this shit. I'm about to set it off
00:38:37Bling bling bitch do my own thing bitch. Fuck a wedding ring that thing a ling was just a fling bitch
00:38:42Wake up
00:38:48All right
00:38:55Looking a little lost there pal
00:38:57to your right
00:38:59Look up
00:39:00There you go
00:39:02Who's fucking Noah dog? What do you creep around up here for says the guy watching on a spy cam touche?
00:39:08That's not me looking for Bailey, but never mind. Wait, you know, she is. Uh, I know everything. I'm like God remember
00:39:15Right, where is she? I can't tell you that it would violate your moral code. Okay, don't be a dick fine
00:39:21The door on your left open
00:39:30Okay, you're an asshole do you know where she is she's just left if you hustling probably catch her
00:39:42So the higher the proof of alcohol
00:39:45Lower the density right make sense. So the 151 just kind of floats on top. You know, what else is pretty cool about
00:39:52151
00:39:54It is flammable as fuck
00:39:58Hot coffee blow them out thrown back
00:40:01Okay, guys, I gotta go now for real, okay, no, no, no, it's past this old man's bedtime. Have a good time. Be safe
00:40:07stooge out
00:40:17Bailey wait, what you're leaving Jesus Christ, dude, you scared the shit out of me. I'm not scared. I'm not scared
00:40:23I'm not scared. I'm not scared. I'm not scared. I'm not scared
00:40:25I'm not scared. I'm not scared. I'm not scared
00:40:27I'm not scared
00:40:29Jesus Christ, dude, you scared me. Sorry. That was a little intense
00:40:33But you can't leave I can't well, you can you can do it if you want
00:40:38It's just you shouldn't and why is that because you promised you had a beer this summer. Remember?
00:40:44Right, and I suppose you're gonna hold me to that. Well, I just figured you'd want to keep your word
00:40:50Being an honorable person and all I do value honor a great deal. I know that's why I chased you down
00:40:59Sure, I got one in me
00:41:07Commence operation meet cute which one of you lucky ladies will win the rose?
00:41:13Whoo, Michelle Polanski cleans up nice, but I think Kavon hooked up with her. He'd murder me
00:41:19What up, but oh?
00:41:21My kidding. I want to know what to do with that
00:41:24Hang on what do we have here?
00:41:28Hello future soulmate. Oh
00:41:31Hang on. Who's this scumbag? Oh, no, baby. He's all wrong for you. I'll fix that
00:41:41Meet cute time
00:41:46Hi, oh
00:41:48For me
00:41:50Actually, it was hurt do you want to go somewhere and talk I feel like we haven't hung out since summer
00:41:57Actually, I
00:41:58Can't I told someone I'd get them a drink. Oh who Joanie. Well, yeah, okay
00:42:05look, I
00:42:07Get it this summer. I was like straight-up plug. That's not true
00:42:11Yeah, it is but it's fine because I fixed it and now I'm like objectively hotter than her. So it's not about that
00:42:19Okay, so what's it about then can we not do this now come on just fucking tell me
00:42:24Fine, honestly, you're mean you make people feel bad about themselves. And yeah, you look good, but
00:42:31Your insides are gross
00:42:35Bye Alyssa
00:42:42Sorry, I live here check something real quick
00:42:49I
00:42:51Sorry guys toilets busted they use the guest house or piss in the bushes
00:43:01Everything okay. I'm sorry. I couldn't help but notice you look distressed. I live here. This is my party
00:43:06Oh, I thought it was cave-ins. It's both of ours. Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine. I just need to use the bathroom
00:43:12I suppose you can use the VIP. Oh my god. I'll be so so quick
00:43:18this way
00:43:27Fucking animal at least she isn't rapping anymore. Hey, what's the weather? Oh, I can't wait. Shut up. Oh
00:43:39This is making me sick, that's not a nap
00:43:48I can't watch this anymore. Tell us where you live
00:44:04What now hey check her purse, what's her ID say one six two one line app boom
00:44:19The name gravity bong is a bit misleading right because what we're really dealing with here is pressure
00:44:25Okay, as I lift the container
00:44:28I'm essentially creating a pressure vacuum right filling the increasing surface area with smoke
00:44:34See how milky that is. Oh look who's paying attention for once
00:44:38Okay, so as I push down what I'm doing is I'm rapidly increasing the internal pressure
00:44:44Expelling the smoke out of the chamber and into my lungs. Are we ready for that?
00:44:49Let me get a stooge stooge stooge stooge
00:45:05Okay, who's on deck all right guys see you Monday
00:45:15Thank
00:45:16You so much. Sorry. We have to come with me down here. Oh, that's okay. It's a nice basement
00:45:23More than a basement really. I mean we have a screening room an arcade. We even have a spa. Oh
00:45:28Wanna see?
00:45:31Sure
00:45:38Wow
00:45:40You weren't lying you have a spa in your home. Yeah, my family's big on mindfulness
00:45:45I'm sure you picked up on it for my vibe. You seem Jill. Thank you. I am anyways should we get back?
00:45:52Yeah
00:45:55That's weird, it's locked you're kidding me right no worries. I'll call someone
00:46:04Dang it no service you
00:46:07Nothing shoot
00:46:11Okay, is there another way out no in one mile turn left on Havenhurst Boulevard
00:46:20Do what have some decency to crack a window what are you talking about? I don't even smell
00:46:40I don't know
00:46:46Lady you gotta put a cork in it. Oh
00:46:52Shit shit what shit she's fucking shit. Oh
00:46:58I mean shit is literally falling out of her butt right now
00:47:10Oh
00:47:40Why would you do this?
00:47:43So
00:47:44What the good news or bad news more bad news bad news is that all we have to eat are these strawberries?
00:47:50Good news is that they look ripe and delicious. Also. I found this pretty nice bottle of champagne
00:47:55I guess that makes two pieces of good news
00:47:59So do you like get lots of massages actually I prefer to give that's why I got certified
00:48:05Hey, if you want I could give you some light reflexology. Oh, you don't have to do that
00:48:11Are you kidding after all the trouble I've caused?
00:48:13Do you really know what you're doing? I know that spinal stenosis is no laughing matter
00:48:19Come on
00:48:20alleviate my guilt
00:48:22All right, fuck it. I will take a free massage. That's the spirit. I'm gonna wash up. We'll start face down
00:48:35I
00:48:53Love this song. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get on the mic
00:48:57Very funny. Come on share your gift. Mm-hmm. Excuse me, everyone. Can I have your time? Don't be a dick, please?
00:49:05God forbid anyone needs the real you. I'm sorry. I just I don't feel like singing right now copy that
00:49:12Cool guys don't sing
00:49:15How was your first week any ladies in the mix? Not yet. Really good-looking guy like you what's taking so long?
00:49:23There's this girl. I kind of like
00:49:26Sounds serious. What's her deal? Well, she's really cool and smart cool and smart hard to believe, right?
00:49:35So, what are you waiting for?
00:49:40If she's not into it
00:49:43What if she is
00:49:52It's just a chemical reaction, you know, why because it's
00:49:55Sorry
00:50:01Step right up boys and girls step right up and witness the incredible fire-breathing dragon man
00:50:25Help me please
00:50:56Oh
00:51:08Dennis is gonna kill me. Fuck Dennis. He's never gonna know
00:51:12Are you crazy? It looks like Willy Wonka's diarrhea factory in there
00:51:16Look, I say you go back to your house and get in bed. This never happened
00:51:22What about the car what car I have no idea what you're talking about and Katrina
00:51:27We can't just leave her shitty ass on the side of the road
00:51:29Why not because some psycho rapist could snatch her up dude. She's covered in poo. It's like a protective force wheel
00:51:36look at some point some cop is gonna cruise by and think she just stole a car and took a dump in it and what
00:51:42Happens when she wakes up and tells the truth
00:51:46Hey
00:51:48Katrina wake up. Do you know us?
00:51:52Fucking bitch exactly a star witness. It doesn't matter though. They'll trace my credit card back to Taco Bell
00:51:58They'll they'll pull the security footage. What is this CSI special vehicle unit? It's never gonna work
00:52:07Fine new plan
00:52:21Hey nice work that's boss
00:52:25What's the matter
00:52:28This feels fucked up. Yeah. Well karma's a stinky perfume
00:52:32We can't just leave her here like this with her underpants filled to the brim with diarrhea. They're America's heroes
00:52:38This is what they trained for. Our parents are gonna have to pick her up good. Maybe it'll finally motivate them to potty-train her
00:52:48We'll just fucking do it
00:52:51I
00:53:06Really done the singing
00:53:09Yeah, I'm I'm over it. Oh, that's too bad for the record. I always thought you had a pretty nice voice
00:53:17Gobi
00:53:18Okay, how are you so good at this? How are you so bad? I don't know I suck
00:53:22Yo, there you are. Those guys from the skate park. Are you they're here? Yeah, and they're probably gonna murder us
00:53:27So we should go. Hey, how you doing told this would happen. What's going on?
00:53:30Oh, we ripped off some guys earlier. You ripped them off bitch. We're partners. We succeed and fail as a unit
00:53:39Hey, what's up fellas? How are you? Shut the fuck up. Yep. I think you can sell us fake shit
00:53:45Fake shit, there must be some kind of misunderstanding. Talk fast bitch. I got it from bench
00:53:52I've nothing to do with this. He told me it was dank Ruby. Come on, man
00:53:56Come to think of it. I popped mine like two hours ago and I don't feel shit either. Oh, come on
00:54:03I tried to stay in the car. He forced me. He's lying. Come on, Benjamin
00:54:07The chick is up give them their money back take your beating and learn from your mistakes
00:54:14Go easy on guys. He's just a kid. I
00:54:24Don't know what the hell is going on. I swear to God. I'll pay you back. Nah, homie. It's too late for that
00:54:30I'm a good person
00:54:32Yo, is there a problem? Yeah, there's a fucking problem your boys here just ripped us off
00:54:38this bitch
00:54:40Oh
00:54:41He's not my boy. Yeah, well
00:54:46Someone owes us $300. That's not my business dog
00:54:49My business is hosting this party and ensuring my guests have a good time now
00:54:53You can either respect that or I could fuck you up in front of all these people
00:55:07Yeah, I respect that
00:55:10I
00:55:12Appreciate you being mature about it
00:55:15That's mad big of you doc, you know what I like that why don't you guys grab yourself a drink?
00:55:21All right, make yourself comfortable. Okay, if you need anything at all
00:55:40Oh
00:55:46Come on
00:55:53You broke my fucking no, oh my god, I'm so sorry
00:55:57Oh
00:56:09Dude what the fuck what what do you mean what I literally thought you were about to get murdered fucking Ruby
00:56:19Wow, that's
00:56:22Thank you
00:56:26Never gonna make a move. Sorry about that. I didn't really know how you felt. I know so next time don't overthink it
00:56:33Yeah, no, no, I won't
00:56:38Like now Oh that time. Yeah here I come
00:56:44Hmm
00:56:55Okay, that was surprisingly good actually
00:57:03Don't tell your sister about this I would never tell her anything. I'm serious. I'll fuck you up. This is not a good look for me
00:57:09Wow, thanks
00:57:10Don't get me wrong. I mean you're super cute, but you're a freshman. I'm a sophomore. Yeah, the gap is unbridgeable fine
00:57:18But you have to promise not to tell anyone either. Oh, really? Why is that?
00:57:21Well, you know cuz I'm a freshman new kid. I'll keep my options open. No, you do do you?
00:57:28Know not really
00:57:30Really
00:57:39Okay, I should probably get back before people think I'm like off somewhere blowing you
00:57:46Not gonna happen yeah, I know I don't even want that
00:57:49That's not what I'm obviously if you wanted to I would totally allow that
00:57:54That came out wrong. I you don't need my permission. You can do anything you want
00:58:00I support women
00:58:03Find me before you leave maybe I'll give you a ride
00:58:09This was fun
00:58:21Oh shit, he's alive. Oh my god. Yo, bro. Thank you. I needed that look
00:58:28You should have taped my god, they got all messed up. Yeah. Thank you. I love you kid. It's all good
00:58:53This is it now can't quit now
00:58:58Energy is high and I feel so alive at the face up
00:59:02So I prayed up put my head down and I came up so what you were afraid of this is what legends are made
00:59:08Of it's in the stage of a new wave of hustlers ballers and renegades
00:59:12Every day stays dedicated on a mission is to we can say we made it
00:59:16There's nothing that life would just hand you always did what they told me I can't do and it's still all a gamble
00:59:21Go ahead
00:59:29It's about to get real
00:59:43It's about to get real
00:59:46This is high stakes. No off days. You cooked a few caught in the blaze
00:59:50You either eat or you get a it's all part of the game
00:59:53We play when I stand up never jammed up can't go under do you overstand us?
00:59:58Don't take it for granted
01:00:14It's about to get real
01:00:27Oh
01:00:43Okay, all done you may feel a little sore tomorrow nothing to worry about just a toxin release and if you want a nice
01:00:51Hot soak is always great for recovery. I didn't bring a suit
01:00:55So, oh, we have plenty of suits in the changing room
01:01:00Are you gonna get in
01:01:02To the tub. I can't go alone. I mean, I guess I could
01:01:07Why don't you go change? I'll get it all set up
01:01:12Right back there any suit you want, okay
01:01:25Oh
01:01:35There is just the man I wanted to see come here come here, let me ask you something you like jazz
01:01:41Yeah. Yeah, I like that. What do you fast you?
01:01:45Got something. Oh
01:01:49My god
01:01:51What happened to you? Oh
01:01:53I have an older brother
01:01:56Oh
01:02:03Some bubbles to go with these bubbles
01:02:06Oh shit, are you okay? Oh my god. Oh my god
01:02:21I have a key. Oh what in my pants?
01:02:26Oh
01:02:32You have had a key this entire time cares how long I had a fucking dying here
01:02:39No, I have low self-esteem, I'm trying to impress my brother I know a piece of shit I don't deserve to die
01:02:52Call yourself asshole
01:02:56Oh
01:03:08No, no, I'm gonna stick with the beer thank you though what you talking about you you gave me a word man
01:03:15What are you not a man of your word?
01:03:17Come on
01:03:27Oh, no, no, no, just just one medium-sized real be fine. Do I just sniff it?
01:03:32Wait a fucking minute. It's your first time
01:03:40Quick somebody give me a $100 bill. Matter of fact, let me let me get a let me get a gold record some shit
01:03:46We've got that he should do it. I'm Jessica. She thinks he's cute
01:03:50That is a great idea Jessica get your butt over here Jessica
01:03:55It's not a big deal you can if you want
01:03:59Time to make some dreams
01:04:08Don't be shy boy ain't no bitch baby. No more get in there. She's clean
01:04:19Wow
01:04:22Bailey real nice
01:04:24Wait, oh shit. Oh fuck. That was really bad. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Hey, hey
01:04:33I'm sorry. I've never done coke before
01:04:41What
01:04:43That was K. Okay, get a me it's like
01:04:48Cats I think might be horses shit. Oh god. I'm gonna die
01:04:56Sit down
01:05:13Oh
01:05:43Oh
01:05:48Alyssa
01:05:51Holy shit, I know
01:05:54monster
01:05:56Inside and out
01:05:58It
01:06:07Makes you feeling it better. I broke my collarbone in two places. I'm sure you deserved it without a doubt. I got off easy
01:06:19You want to talk about it
01:06:22There's nothing to talk about
01:06:25I
01:06:26Think what was right?
01:06:29It doesn't even fucking matter what I look like my soul is
01:06:33dog shit
01:06:35That's not true. You're crazy hot. You smell great in your butts like a freaking walnut. What the fuck dude?
01:06:43Who fucking talks like that? I'm sorry. I'm trying to change but it's gonna take some time
01:06:50What I'm trying to say is you're great the way you are
01:06:55You
01:06:58Don't think I'm like a huge bitch. Oh, you're a gigantic bitch, but that's what makes you so great
01:07:06Look I'm not stupid. I know I'm a douche
01:07:12the only reason people tolerate me is because
01:07:15My parents are rich and I throw sick parties your brother does
01:07:20We both do as a team
01:07:23But you've always called you know my shit no matter what you're broad and real and wild
01:07:30Nicole can't handle that. She doesn't deserve you
01:07:37Thanks, that's sweet. It's the truth
01:07:44Wait, is this a meet-cute? Not a fucking chance. Fair enough
01:07:58I don't even know who you are. What the fuck even is ketamine?
01:08:07Don't know not sure I think it's for sure
01:08:10Don't know not sure I think it's for cats or something speak up. I think it's for cats or something
01:08:18It's for cats or
01:08:20Something well, that's just fan fucking tastic
01:08:23I hope you got a big ball yarn in your bedroom cuz that's gonna be your only entertainment for the next year
01:08:29What the fuck are you laughing at? What the fuck are you laughing at? Are you laughing at me because you're not getting
01:08:35Another nose fine. I don't want one good
01:08:38I certainly hope that you identify with whatever kind of mess is going on under that bandage. I said, okay, I
01:08:45Am the one who says when it is, okay
01:08:49Okay
01:09:00Fun night. Did you talk to Bailey yet? No, why what happened?
01:09:08Missed everything up
01:09:11So my advice let me guess eat a dick
01:09:16Actually, I was gonna say just be yourself
01:09:20I thought you hated myself. Look Bailey likes you dude, not this new you okay the real you
01:09:27The geek who blushes when she walks in the room and sings TV wonder and fucks his bedroom mirror. I don't do that
01:09:36Whatever
01:09:39Honestly, I like him better too
01:09:43So quit feeling sorry for yourself wipe that shit off your face and go get her
01:09:49Why are you being so nice to me, I don't know I think I have a concussion
01:09:59You got this
01:10:01I
01:10:18Better tell me what the fuck is going on
01:10:31How many that's that's Connor we go to your school
01:10:37Where are my fucking clothes in the wash? We took care of you last night, please stop hurting us
01:10:47Why are my clothes in the wash
01:10:54Listen there was an incident
01:11:01Oh
01:11:06It's not a big deal, it's okay
01:11:23Beats riding the bus down now
01:11:25I
01:11:28Been thinking if you want to tell people I'm your dad
01:11:33I'm cool with that. I
01:11:36Think I'm okay. I'll be near then. Give me a call. I'll be at home hanging out in your mom
01:11:48You know what Dennis what's that shut the fuck up I am not
01:11:55The guy you think I am Dennis
01:11:58Not anymore. I've changed
01:12:00I've seen some shit and not like a war vet has seen some shit. I'm talking actual
01:12:07Shit dripping down the walls of this stupid-ass car. You love so much. I
01:12:15Don't know what any of that means I mean break it down for you the other night
01:12:19I took your car out and I had the hottest girl in school in the backseat. Fuck. Yeah
01:12:25Then she sprayed dookie all over it
01:12:27I cleaned it as best as I could but I bet if you close your eyes you could still detect a hit
01:12:39Eddie
01:12:40If that's true
01:12:42That is a serious betrayal of my trust. What are you gonna tell on me? Yeah, I
01:12:48Actions have consequences
01:12:50Hey, so I'm gonna have to tell your mom great I'll come with you
01:12:54Who do you think she's gonna side with her little angel, but the most suspicious-looking motherfucker on earth
01:13:02The age what'd you say
01:13:06The angel
01:13:08It's what I thought
01:13:10From now on put some respect on my name. I
01:13:16Respect you I always
01:13:21I
01:13:31I'm so sorry, but um, I think the child lock is on. Can I get some help? Yeah
01:13:39You
01:13:46Talked to bench I called him yesterday, but it's mom answered she sounded piss. Hey guys
01:13:52Hey, I'm Koosh. What happened to you? Oh what I tell you
01:13:57Where does he come from
01:13:59Don't call me Koosh anymore being a legend is exhausting
01:14:04Also, I'm starting to think my brother might not be a great person he's not yeah, he's a sociopath
01:14:10From now on just call me Donna
01:14:13pleasure Donna
01:14:16Say it like that
01:14:24Hey
01:14:25You guys gonna do anything this weekend? Oh, yeah, pretty mellow. Yeah, super late. Oh, man
01:14:31We got off our asses
01:14:34Loved it. Sorry again about those plus ones next time. It's a lock Connor Eddie
01:14:39It's Katrina. Oriana waving at you. Ah
01:14:44Weird yeah, I guess we better go check it out. Hang on. Should I roll with?
01:14:51Nah, you know, it looks pretty full up there. Well, hey next time man, it's a lock
01:15:01Alyssa no
01:15:07Whoa, not so fast fetus freshmen sit on the floor. Yeah back to the womb fetus
01:15:16Um, I'm sorry, who the fuck are you
01:15:20Me. Yeah, no one cares and his name is Connor not fetus asshole. Now get up. My friends are sitting there
01:15:28It's not a riddle douchebag move, let's go boys chop-chop. Thank you. I
01:15:39Washed your clothes. Oh, you didn't have to I also want to apologize
01:15:45Actually, it's pretty fucking far from cool and I'm sorry you guys had to deal with that apology accepted
01:15:52Don't even know what you're talking about
01:15:54Thank you for being gentlemen
01:15:56Come sit with us, please
01:16:02Guys meet my friends
01:16:14Settle down. Okay. We got a lot to get through this morning. First up coach Barella
01:16:20Guys
01:16:25We are a week into the school year and we're missing an absurd amount of towels this isn't a hotel
01:16:30Okay, those aren't free
01:16:33Unrelated note. Our volleyball team is in desperate need of an outside hitter
01:16:37So if you've gone through a growth spurt, I need to know about it
01:16:40so if you have any jeans that don't fit anymore or
01:16:45That you don't love as much as you used to put them in one of our jeans for teen spins and they'll be donated to
01:16:53underprivileged teens who can't afford jeans of their own
01:16:58Everybody deserves jeans guys
01:17:03All right, that about does it for today, oh looks like we have one more announcement from
01:17:10Benjamin Nielsen
01:17:15Hi
01:17:22Hi everyone, I'm Ben I
01:17:31Need to say something I've been looking forward to high school forever
01:17:42And all right
01:17:45But for whatever reason I believe that's where I was gonna become my best self and I got off to a great start
01:17:50I met some awesome people
01:17:54But they didn't meet me
01:17:56Not the real me you see I was so obsessed with winning everyone over
01:18:02That I lost. I have the one person that I truly care about
01:18:07Bailey this is for you
01:18:10Oh
01:18:15Like a fool I went and stayed too long
01:18:24Now I'm wondering if your love still strong whoo, baby
01:18:30Here I am signed sealed delivered. I'm yours
01:18:41I
01:18:44Went and said goodbye
01:18:48Now I'm back you're not ashamed to cry. Oh, baby
01:18:53Here I am signed
01:18:56Delivered. I'm yours
01:19:02I really did me. Oh, baby. Did not did not yeah
01:19:11See a lot of things in this old world
01:19:15When I touch them, they mean nothing girl. Ooh, baby. Here I am signed sealed delivered
01:19:28Oh, we babe you set my soul on fire
01:19:32That's why I know you're my only desire
01:19:37She's insane here I am signed sealed delivered
01:19:43Everybody
01:19:45Here I am, baby
01:19:48Signs
01:19:51Oh
01:20:04What do you say Bailey will you be my girlfriend
01:20:07Oh
01:20:20No, dude, no, what are you doing?
01:20:37Get back to class
01:20:56Be okay. Yeah, at least you tried man
01:21:00Are you guys even watching? That was the most brutal thing I've seen in my life
01:21:05Shut up, watch it again
01:21:21Finch you all right, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm good a lot of your left
01:21:29I
01:21:59I
01:22:29I
01:22:36Think I changed my mind again, I'm not sure if this is a song
01:22:39I don't even know what I'm saying. Everything is going wrong. I think I changed my mind again
01:22:44I'm not sure if this is the kind of life that I saw myself living
01:22:47I don't need no dating app to tell me if I look like crap to tell me if I'm gonna
01:22:51That's how much I should I shave my rap?
01:22:54You wanted to see me? Hi Mitch. Have a seat
01:22:59Oh
01:23:11What's
01:23:18You do understand we gonna have to let you go yeah, totally totally I understand. Yeah
01:23:30Ah
01:23:37What this open or closed, okay, you got it. Hey go Warriors
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