Dansegarderoben Episode 4 - Kaas-kræs

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Dansegarderoben Episode 4 - Kaas-kræs

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00:00In the green Danvan, where energy is collected.
00:14And kernels crackle, birds sing, and high-cups are worth.
00:18We accumulate, we accumulate plutonium.
00:23Plutonium.
00:25Plutonium.
00:29What is it?
00:30Well, it's just the new sexy idea of Ekstrabladet.
00:33A naked woman on page 9.
00:34Is there also a naked man on page 10?
00:37Mixing news and porn, isn't that super weird?
00:41Yeah, hell yeah. I don't think it'll last long either, but...
00:43It's still on the list.
00:48Hold up, that's tough.
00:49She said that yesterday, too.
00:54It was just for fun.
00:56We've learned that there's zero tolerance for sexist whiteness.
00:59Cool.
01:01Cool with zero tolerance.
01:03Fucking great idea.
01:04Good.
01:04There.
01:09Good. We're going to have a look at the demos against sexist jobs
01:13that exploit their power position to make money off young women
01:16who don't make a damn and are just treated like sex objects.
01:19Here, here, here.
01:21Shut up.
01:22Yes. We're going to have a drive, and otherwise...
01:25Of course, Hanna, you're just taking the kids with you.
01:27Otherwise, we'll just take them one by one over the summer.
01:30After Miss Denmark, it's Circus Revue, Ekstrabladet, and Spisreiser.
01:35Lotte, talk to the previous Miss Denmark contestant
01:39and see if there's anything we don't know about.
01:42Yeah, Mikusine...
01:46Try to pronounce it a bit...
01:47So the cup in Chile could say it's avoided
01:49if a girl had stood together with the working class
01:51and lived with capitalism.
01:53But he didn't want a real socialist working class democracy.
01:57So the Chilean people demanded revolutionary solutions.
01:59The workers and the peasants would slaughter the trucks themselves,
02:03break into the supermarkets if the owners were also stricken with sympathy for the truck drivers,
02:06and actually throw the workers,
02:08the factory owners who tried to stop the machines,
02:11at the gate.
02:12The power was in the working class's bare hands.
02:19I haven't seen you in here before.
02:22I've been at Lotte and Tom's and the others.
02:27I'll get you a cup of coffee.
02:30It's exciting with the revolution and the supermarkets.
02:40I have a colleague who has fled Chile.
02:45Really?
02:46Yes.
02:47It's pretty close.
02:49Are you coming to our demo?
02:51Yes.
02:52Maybe you should go to Tauber's red-striped demo.
02:56Tauber? No.
02:57No.
02:59We're not...
03:04We are.
03:08We all are.
03:19TAUBER'S RED-STRIPED DEMO
03:25Okay, can we all meet up?
03:30Come here.
03:31Good.
03:32There's a team for the press conference with a lot of great journalists.
03:36We've made a photo list.
03:38We'll start with Jørn, then Lili, Lisbeth and Klaus.
03:41Isn't the list here?
03:42Yes.
03:43The list is on the blackboard.
03:46We're not ready before the premiere.
03:49We're not.
03:50No, we're not.
03:51Everything is as usual.
03:53But the journalists don't notice.
03:55Why don't they?
03:56Because we throw clothes!
03:58We've seen it a hundred times before.
04:00It was so beautiful.
04:01I think we'll be able to charm them.
04:03Exactly.
04:04We'll charm them with our great talents.
04:06Okay?
04:07Come on, people!
04:10Jørn, for God's sake.
04:12Why are you in the glitter suit?
04:14Should we make a tax return number?
04:17No, you have to make a real one.
04:19Go and change.
04:20Go and change.
04:21For God's sake.
04:22Claudia!
04:25Claudia!
04:26Yes, Flemming?
04:27Go and help Jørn change to a real one.
04:30Come with me.
04:31Is everything ready?
04:32Yes.
04:33Do we have Kringle?
04:34Yes.
04:35Journalists love Kringle.
04:44Come on!
05:08Are we going to have an interview?
05:10Willabette?
05:11Are we going to have an interview?
05:13For sure, Jørn.
05:14They want to know what you're eating for dinner.
05:16If you'll be able to keep up with EF.
05:18She's just asking.
05:19There's no reason to be sarcastic.
05:23Ouch, that didn't look nice, did it?
05:27I'm getting blue marks so easily.
05:29It's incredible.
05:30You won't be able to see it in a disco costume.
05:32Maybe we won't even notice.
05:33Last year, Kodiak couldn't stop entertaining the journalists.
05:36So they dropped the dance number.
05:38Okay.
05:39No brown on the lips.
05:40Always red.
05:42The brown disappears completely in the light.
05:44Finally no brown on the lips, Joy.
05:46Because I think I've never been on a stage before.
05:49I heard that well.
05:51The lawyer for the party at Erik and Margit's?
05:54Who's him?
05:55I've studied all the great actors.
05:57Gitta, Lone Hart.
05:59On stage, it's always best with a...
06:02Hot red mouth.
06:06Do you have his number?
06:07What?
06:08No.
06:09He always says my lips are like cherries.
06:12Why?
06:13Because I have a cousin who needs a place to live.
06:17You said he could...
06:19He always says my lips are like cherries.
06:21Shut up, I'll break if we have to hear more about him.
06:25Why is she so angry?
06:26Because Mimi is having sex with her ex-boyfriend.
06:28God, yes.
06:30Isn't it weird that you're having sex with the same guy?
06:32I don't know, Mimi.
06:34Is it weird?
06:35He can't find the button.
06:38God damn it.
06:41Do you have his number?
06:42What?
06:43Keo Fisher?
06:44Yes, maybe.
06:45You can look for yourself.
06:46My address book is in my bag.
06:51I usually just do it when he's asleep.
06:53Now it's ready.
06:55Button.
06:56What button?
06:58Don't you know what a button is?
07:03Or a little man's canoe?
07:04A canoe?
07:05Honestly, is it a man or a button?
07:07Canoe.
07:08The little man in the canoe.
07:09Okay, I'll draw it for you.
07:11There's a canoe.
07:12And there's a little man sitting here.
07:14Yes.
07:15He's sitting there having a good time.
07:17Last year at this time, the tickets were sold out.
07:21I don't need that, Mona, right?
07:23It'll be fine.
07:26They usually do that.
07:30Usually?
07:33Oh.
07:37No, they have to be damn good.
07:38Because the corner...
07:39I mean, the corner is in top shape, right?
07:41It has to be really good.
07:43Yes.
07:47Showtime.
07:52Perfect.
07:53Yeah, yeah.
07:55Yeah, yeah.
07:56That's almost too much.
07:58Are we starting?
08:01Welcome to Ladder's Laugh-On-A-Temple Circus Rebuild.
08:07Damn, Kurt, I don't think I've heard you down there.
08:09No, but you can hear me, can't you?
08:11Welcome.
08:12Now, listen up.
08:13We'd like to show you a little selection of this year's numbers.
08:17Then you can take some beautiful pictures
08:21and then we can sell a lot of nice tickets.
08:24That's how it works, right?
08:26I can also say that this year
08:29we have my good old friend Jørn Ryh with us on stage.
08:32And he wants to put out a number that's really good.
08:35And it could well become this year's number.
08:38And you have to quote me for that.
08:42Let's do it!
08:43Clip-clop.
08:44I'll go get Jørn.
08:46Thank you, Bremen.
08:50Let me just show you.
08:51It's nice to see you.
08:53I'm going to tell Ole
08:56that you have to fix your socks when you go to the circus.
08:59You have to wear them all summer.
09:01Thank you, Claudia.
09:02You're welcome.
09:03It's a nice coat.
09:04Is it from Chile?
09:05No.
09:06It's a bestseller.
09:07Are you coming to the Chile demo tomorrow?
09:10You're the one we're demonstrating for.
09:12I don't want your shitty compassion.
09:15Shit.
09:18I think she was really happy about that.
09:20Are you ready?
09:21Are you ready, old man?
09:22I hate the pressure.
09:23No, you're not.
09:24You love it.
09:25And they love you.
09:26They want to talk to you afterwards.
09:28I can't remember the lyrics.
09:29You can.
09:30Otherwise, everyone will be in the box.
09:33It's going to be great.
09:34Year number, right?
09:35Year number.
09:36Yes.
09:37Good.
09:38Come on.
09:39Yes.
09:47Have you ever tried to peel twelve pounds of potatoes?
09:53With a fight.
09:55I have.
09:57I'm a decent father with two children.
10:01It's so modern to be a decent father.
10:06But it's fucking difficult with me.
10:08Oh no.
10:09It's begun.
10:11Oh no.
10:12What is it?
10:13You can't drive a shit in the tent when it's raining.
10:23Fuck you.
10:27Come on.
10:28Come on.
10:30And a fight.
10:44Come on.
10:53Calm down.
11:01For fuck's sake.
11:02They can't hear a shit of what I'm saying.
11:04No, no, no.
11:05Help me.
11:07Help me.
11:10Well, then you got to visit the rain.
11:13And just like that, we get to visit you.
11:16No, no, it's great.
11:17It's just wonderful.
11:20There's no father like you.
11:23It's fucking great.
11:24I've never been so stupid in my entire career.
11:27It's got nothing to do with the sketch.
11:30The sketch is fucking funny.
11:32It's just because it's raining.
11:33I can't hear a shit.
11:34Not even Dirk would be able to.
11:38No, try it.
11:40You can hit me in the ass.
11:41No.
11:42You can hit me in the ass.
11:43No.
11:44I mean, it's not nice.
11:45Hit me.
11:46No.
11:47It's fucking great.
11:48Jimmy!
11:49Jimmy!
11:50Yes, boss?
11:51Jimmy, come on.
11:52Jørgen is going to give an interview.
11:53Go get him.
11:54Go get him.
11:55Come on, for fuck's sake.
11:56Yes, yes, yes.
11:57Lillie.
11:58Lillie, honey.
11:59Come on.
12:00Sit up, sit up, sit up.
12:01You're so close to the microphone.
12:02So they can hear you.
12:03Okay?
12:04It's raining.
12:05It's good.
12:06It ain't over until the fat lady sings.
12:07Exactly.
12:08It's going to be fine, honey.
12:09It's going to be great.
12:10It's fucking great.
12:13It's going to rain today.
12:14It's going to rain every day.
12:19It's raining.
12:20It's raining.
12:21It's raining.
12:22It's raining.
12:23It's raining.
12:24It's raining.
12:25It's raining.
12:26It's raining.
12:27It's raining.
12:28It's raining.
12:29It's raining.
12:30It's raining.
12:31It's raining.
12:32It's raining.
12:33It's raining.
12:34It's raining.
12:35It's raining.
12:36It's raining.
12:37It's raining.
12:38It's raining.
12:39It's raining.
12:40It's raining.
12:41It's raining.
12:42It's raining.
12:43It's raining.
12:44It's raining.
12:45It's raining.
12:46It's raining.
12:47It's raining.
12:50Jøren set fire to the wine cellar.
12:51I couldn't stop him.
12:56What the fuck should we do?
13:04I've got an idea.
13:05Get the beer.
13:06Give them some gold bars and some bread.
13:08Received.
13:14You girls should try now.
13:16Now!
13:17Now!
13:18Why the hell don't you have a lot of clothes on?
13:20Ole!
13:21Ole!
13:22You can't do that.
13:24You have to put on something smaller.
13:26Put on that...
13:27That reindeer costume.
13:29The door animal?
13:30Yes, exactly.
13:31We're going to dance disco, darling.
13:32It doesn't matter what you dance.
13:33As long as you have less clothes on.
13:34Ole!
13:35You have to move the time to the corner.
13:39Ole!
13:40Ole!
13:41Askepott.
13:42Askepott.
13:43Askepott.
13:45Go there.
13:46Go there.
13:47Completely impossible working conditions.
13:49Sick costume in two minutes.
13:54Are they done?
13:55They're not done yet.
13:57But then go away.
13:58Then go away.
13:59I can't look at it.
14:01Oh, shit.
14:03They don't mean that.
14:05They're almost covering your nose.
14:06Just do as you're told.
14:07Deanna, you're the dance captain.
14:09You'll be the last one.
14:10We won't find ourselves in this.
14:11Yes, I heard.
14:12Just put it on, Pia.
14:13Not so much mess.
14:14Look, they're breaking up.
14:15There's a hole.
14:16I'm in charge.
14:17You can see my leg in this.
14:18I have a tampon.
14:19No, I haven't tried.
14:20Now she's touching me and they're all waiting.
14:22Joy just has to be soft.
14:24Henny, you help Joy with a tampon.
14:26And Susie, I have a safety pin.
14:28So now we pull out the pad and make the bride proud.
14:31Okay?
14:35Come on.
14:36You have to stand like this.
14:37No, you.
14:39What's that?
14:40It's my jacket.
14:41It went into the edge of my table yesterday.
14:43So stupid.
14:44Like a bug.
14:45It hurts so much.
14:47Listen, we can cover it.
14:48We can cover it.
14:49Do any of you have a green pen?
14:51Yes, there I am.
14:52Okay, give it to me.
14:53Now we can put the makeup on.
14:57There we go.
15:00Let me see.
15:03You have to have it like this.
15:07Now you're down, right?
15:08Can you see that button I'm talking about?
15:10Don't confuse me.
15:13Yes, you can still see it a little.
15:17Wait, do you know what?
15:19You'll get my socks.
15:21No.
15:22Two packs will probably cover it.
15:24And what are you doing?
15:25Well, I'm going natural.
15:26Haven't you seen my legs?
15:28Fucking beautiful.
15:34So, I'm going now.
15:35Yes, yes, yes.
15:37Has anyone seen Oskar?
15:39Ask her.
15:43There he is.
15:47Well, now I can't see anything.
15:49Nothing.
15:51Yes.
15:52Fucking little animals.
15:54So.
15:57Good.
18:07You were amazing.
18:10Girls. Girls. Gather up.
18:12Come, come.
18:14Move, move.
18:15Now you may turn around.
18:16And then buckler down.
18:18What does she say?
18:19Turn around
18:20and buckler down.
18:21She doesn't mean that.
18:23Just do it.
18:24Yes, yes.
18:26Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
18:27Yes, yes, yes.
18:31Further down.
18:33Further.
18:34Further down.
18:35There's a lot of people who are here.
18:47Yes, thank you. Thank you, girls.
18:52Damn, you have some nice girls.
18:54Yeah, they are nice.
18:56We call them the K-Circle.
18:58That's right.
19:00I'll get Jørn.
19:02Can we talk to the girls?
19:04Okay, listen up.
19:06Ladies, it's your turn.
19:08Talk to the girls, and of course Lillie,
19:10and then I'll get Jørn.
19:12Come on, girls.
19:14It's the K-Circle from BT.
19:16Come on, you two.
19:18Yes, yes, yes.
19:26Is this Joy?
19:28Come on, girls.
19:34Jenny, congratulations on a great performance.
19:38I'm excited to ask, what's your question?
19:40Uh...
19:42No, we're engaged, but we haven't found a date yet.
19:44Okay, I think you should hurry.
19:46I'll call you later.
19:48Yes.
19:50Do you want to hear my Kim Larsen parody?
19:52Me and my friend,
19:54we're going down to France to the church, right?
19:56Damn.
19:58I'm actually wondering if we could do it.
20:00I was the one who came up with this dodgy number.
20:02I'm excited to be out here, but...
20:04How do you manage to have so little clothes on,
20:06that you can barely breathe?
20:08Well, it's just so much fun.
20:10And what does your husband say,
20:12when you walk around without any clothes on?
20:14Oh, don't tell him.
20:16Do you want to go out into the woods and take some pictures?
20:18I don't think you should ask a lady about that.
20:20I've never been tired.
20:22Oh, she's tired, okay.
20:24We've known each other for a long time.
20:26Brother King was broke, as they say.
20:28But when do you leave?
20:30I don't think so.
20:32Then you have to help me.
20:34So he's a strong man, like you.
20:36Okay.
20:38Have you seen Jørn?
20:40No, I think he's gone.
20:42Damn.
20:44Jørn!
20:46Jørn.
20:48Damn.
20:50There's nothing to look at, Kim.
20:52Come on.
20:54Get some coffee.
20:56Come on, Jørn.
20:58We're all asking for you.
21:00All the journalists, right?
21:02And Jørn's a fan, right?
21:04So Jørn, why don't you switch seats
21:06and get some coffee?
21:08Me? They're laughing at me.
21:10Are you crazy?
21:12Stop patronizing me.
21:14Because you're running around
21:16with pre-bankers
21:18and playing boss
21:20and thinking, no, I'm smart, smart, you know what?
21:22You can't do a thing.
21:24I could think about that.
21:26But it's shit.
21:28And I could think about telling them all
21:30that you're out of your mind
21:32and you're talentless
21:34and it's a shit review
21:36when it's full of shit
21:38and piss-like
21:40pre-bankers
21:42and a real father.
21:44You know what? Sit down, Jørn.
21:46We need to know
21:48that this review is finished.
21:50It's a shit review.
21:52Do you understand?
21:54Jørn, do you hear me?
21:56No more alcohol.
21:58And get the fuck out of here.
22:00I can't hear you, Jørn.
22:08Lili!
22:10Go home, old fat lady.
22:12Piss.
22:14Piss off.
22:16What the hell?
22:24What?
22:32What the hell is going on?
22:34I don't know.
22:36What's going on?
22:44Thanks.
22:54Come in.
22:58Good day. This is Susie Larsen.
23:00Thank you for meeting me.
23:02Of course. What can I do for you?
23:04Well, you see,
23:06I really need a small apartment.
23:08Because we...
23:10I don't know how to explain.
23:12My husband and I...
23:14No, no, no. You don't have to explain.
23:16No.
23:18I'm in charge of a number of properties
23:20and the guy
23:22who lives with their friend.
23:24Yes. That's exactly what I'm looking for.
23:26Yes. There's a deposit of 3,000.
23:28I have that.
23:30I have money. Here.
23:32No, you don't need that.
23:34You don't need that yet.
23:36We'll sort that out later.
23:38But then I can get it on the waiting list.
23:42And if they're lucky,
23:44I think they'll be offered something this year.
23:46I can't wait that long.
23:48They have to.
23:50I don't think they understand.
23:52I really, really need that apartment.
23:54Yes, everyone on the waiting list has that.
23:56So, do you want to go for it or not?
23:58Yes, of course.
24:00Yes.
24:02Great.
24:04Just give my secretary your name and phone number
24:06and she'll take care of the rest.
24:20Good. Are you ready?
24:22Hey, Olav.
24:24Yes?
24:26Isn't this enough blood?
24:28No, a lot more. A lot more blood.
24:30Come on.
24:32Hi, sweetie.
24:34Hi.
24:36What are you doing?
24:38I thought you were going to the Red Stripes' demo.
24:40No, I think this case is a little more important
24:42than the Miss Denmark competition.
24:44If you really think it's so awful
24:46to be a woman in Denmark,
24:48you should have five kids.
24:50Can you hear me, everyone?
24:52Can you hear me?
24:54Good.
24:56A lot of people will come
24:58with information and information
25:00even if they can't hear the news.
25:02And then shout out loud
25:04so the judges can hear it.
25:06Can you hear me?
25:08Yes!
25:12Should I just lie down in the heat?
25:14Yes.
25:16When the information comes,
25:18you have to keep an eye on it.
25:20I will.
25:22Pass it on to me.
25:24When the people sleep,
25:26they blow all the parties apart
25:32and turn the last piece of paper
25:34to us.
25:42Don't you think it's because
25:44they have misunderstood the time?
25:46I'm so tired
25:48of living in a country where people
25:50don't get their asses on the couch
25:52because they think they're fascists.
25:54Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
25:56Self-recorded and uneducated.
25:58No!
26:00We're going to the Miss Denmark competition
26:02which is also guaranteed to be held in Denmark.
26:04You can't do that.
26:06I haven't even seen it.
26:08We don't need you.
26:10It's fine.
26:12I have to say thank you to the Chinese.
26:14Screw you!
26:18No!
26:20It's because they don't understand you.
26:22You're so ahead of your time.
26:24You also think some progressive thoughts.
26:28No one can keep up.
26:50Yes.
27:12Hi.
27:14Can we just say we're home?
27:16I put Rikke to work with the food.
27:18She's been to press conferences.
27:22Good evening, Mrs. Møller.
27:24No!
27:46Was it fun taking those pictures today?
27:48Yes.
27:52You know me.
27:54I'm always fascinated.
28:00Was it a man who took them?
28:10Was it a man who ran?
28:12I don't think it was very funny.
28:14I'm sorry.
28:18You're so boring in front of Rikke.
28:28Maybe it was actually a man.
28:32Really?
28:34It was a man who took the pictures.
28:36And it was pretty awful.
28:40Also because he couldn't
28:42really keep his eyes from me.
28:44There were actually more men
28:46who kept looking at me all the time.
28:50I understand that.
29:04Do you want to taste?
29:06Yes.
29:08Here.
29:16It's coq au vin.
29:18Coq?
29:20That means something else
29:22in another language.
29:24Pique.
29:26You're like a little
29:28lizard making leather.
29:30Yes, I am.
29:34Tell me.
29:38I'm a little lizard.
30:08I'm a little lizard.
30:10I'm my own favorite lover.
30:12You can try if you like.
30:16I'll keep my heart undercover.
30:18It's mine, it's mine, it's mine.
30:22I'm not looking for another.
30:24I'm gonna give you some time.
30:26I'll keep my heart undercover.
30:28It's mine, it's mine, it's mine.
30:34Good morning.
30:36Good morning.
30:38I'm Gitte.
30:40Hi.
30:42Flemming.
30:44We call him Fisen.
30:46Why?
30:48Have we met each other before?
30:50No, I don't think so.
30:54My name is Vibeke.
30:56You have my B.H.
30:58No, mine is yours.
31:00I promise.
31:02I'm looking forward to it.
31:04Why do you have a B.H.?
31:06If you're a feminist?
31:08Who says I'm a feminist?
31:10It's the best thing about being a woman.
31:12All those bare breasts for you.
31:18You're making me sick.
31:20Oh, I'm sorry.
31:22No.
31:28Holy shit, man.
31:30Is this yours?
31:32No, it's not mine.
31:34Let me see.
31:36It's not mine.
31:38It's so much of you.
31:40Vibeke is on there.
31:44Oh, yes, it is.
31:46It's actually mine.
31:48The circus ring?
31:50Yeah, I was going to tell you.
31:52Isn't it fucking creepy out there?
31:58On the other hand...
32:02...satire is important for democracy.
32:04Right?
32:06Some people have to...
32:08...go to the powerhouses and perform hypocrisy.
32:10Yeah, yeah.
32:12I've heard that Dirk Passer is voting for the constitution.
32:14Dirk Passer is not a member anymore.
32:18Why don't you just vote for the powerhouses instead of...
32:20...making a mess out of it?
32:22The other thing is, it's a bit crazy.
32:24Shut up.
32:26It's the workplace.
32:28The zoo and the park.
32:30It's not like Tivoli where you just have to sit there.
32:32Yeah, well, I could pee outside.
32:52I was thinking...
32:54...maybe you could let me tell some of the people...
32:56...that I'm dancing out there.
32:58Who are they?
33:00I don't know.
33:02Maybe it's just me...
33:04...thinking too much about it.
33:06Yeah, let's not do that.
33:16Hi!
33:18Alice! Alice!
33:22Aren't you going to try?
33:24I...
33:26I'm not going to try anymore.
33:30Can we all gather in the dressing room?
33:34Come on, in the dressing room.
33:36Yes, thank you.
33:38Is everyone here?
33:40Is everyone here?
33:42Good.
33:44I have an important announcement.
33:46You have to have this.
33:50And why do you have to have it?
33:52Because you are the hero of the day.
33:54Do you know that?
33:56You have...
33:58Sorry, my French.
34:00You have saved my ass with your ass.
34:02Yes, you have. I love you.
34:04You are above everything.
34:06Look at this. It's DT. It's Ekstrabladet.
34:08It's Berlingsetiden. It's Dagbladet.
34:10They are crazy about you.
34:12Look at this, Bjørn.
34:14It's sex.
34:16It's humor.
34:18You get interested. What the hell is that?
34:20And the humor is terrible.
34:22And the phones.
34:24They have been calling me all day.
34:26Oh, how nice to hear that.
34:28So that's why you need champagne.
34:30And I'll get it.
34:34Quiet, quiet.
34:36Lillie lives right next door.
34:38The actors are really mad about you running around with all the attention.
34:40It will be a little...
34:42Not so much. A little up again.
34:50Come on.
34:56What are you doing?
34:58I want a big picture too.
35:00Wow.
35:02Why don't you understand? I have said much more than this.
35:04Much more.
35:06We believe that.
35:08No. It says here that you are engaged, Diana.
35:10You didn't say that.
35:12Congratulations.
35:14All people get engaged. Isn't that a big thing?
35:16It is.
35:18When are we getting married?
35:20And are we going to be brides?
35:22No.
35:24What an idiot.
35:32The president of the dancers,
35:34Ulla Berge,
35:36claims that she is 30 years old,
35:38but it must be wrong.
35:40Her birth certificate says that she was born in 1940.
35:44Ouch!
35:46That hurts.
36:00Am I sad?
36:02No.
36:04I don't think you are at all.
36:06I'm sorry.
36:08I'm afraid of the future.
36:10What do you mean?
36:12I have to retire.
36:14You should have been fired from the Golden Arrow.
36:16It was so unfair.
36:18What did I expect?
36:20You are so good at this show.
36:24I have seen it so many times.
36:26You are really good.
36:28You are sweet.
36:30You are.
36:36You know that
36:40you are everything I want to be.
36:42A sign and a nanny
36:44without any money
36:46for the rent.
36:54You could get a tenant.
36:56I'll figure something out.
36:58I'll figure something out.
37:04We have to stick together.
37:06Right?
37:12Yes.
37:20Ulla.
37:22Yes.
37:28There is...
37:30There is something...
37:32Robot.
37:36It's because...
37:38Robot.
37:40What?
37:44Come on.
37:46It's crazy.
37:48What's going on?
37:50It's about Alice.
37:52Come on.
37:54Come on.
37:56It's crazy.
37:58It's Alice talking to the press.
38:00Read the headline.
38:02He hit when he was drunk.
38:04The headline.
38:06The Circus Review's
38:08journalist Alice Beckman
38:10confirms that she and the actor
38:12Werner Höfting had an affair
38:14the last year.
38:16The rumors were true.
38:18But what the public didn't know
38:20was that Höfting hit Alice
38:22on several occasions.
38:24He came to give me a few on the law.
38:26But only when he was drunk,
38:28Alice says.
38:30Yes.
38:32Wow.
38:34What some people don't do
38:36to get some attention.
38:38Amen.
38:40If you get hit,
38:42you say it to someone.
38:44What about his environment?
38:46He completely ruins his career.
38:48She was in love with him.
38:50In the ocean?
38:52She drinks too.
38:54She drinks a lot.
38:56You say it.
38:58It's Tony Pizza.
39:00Hello.
39:02We had an affair
39:04with Werner.
39:06In the morning.
39:08He never curled
39:10as much as a hair on my head.
39:12Of course he didn't.
39:14Was it only the laundry?
39:16You just found out.
39:18Okay.
39:20What if
39:22she's
39:24telling the truth?
39:26Don't be so naive, Mimi.
39:28I know my way around.
39:30What if she's
39:32a single, lonely,
39:34poor girl
39:36who just wants attention?
39:38There's a party.
39:40Look at this.
39:42Look at this.
39:46Have you read about Alice?
39:48We had to leave.
39:50I really like Alice.
39:52But we can't have
39:54anything like this out here.
39:56I'm not lying to you.
39:58Woo!
40:00Woo!
40:02Hip hip hurray!
40:04Hurray!
40:06Hurray!
40:08Cheers!
40:10Cheers!
40:12Cheers!
40:14Cheers!
40:16What did you want to tell me?
40:18What?
40:20Just before...
40:22No, forget it.
40:24Are you sure?
40:26Okay.
40:40Yeah?
40:44Good day.
40:46Well, it's them again.
40:48Yeah, that's their plan.
40:50Oh, come on.
40:52They came to the wedding, didn't they?
40:54Do they have a cigarette?
40:56Uh...
40:58Yes.
41:00Yes, they do.
41:08Here you go.
41:22Well...
41:24I was just wondering
41:26if there was anything I could do
41:28to get rid of
41:30that little stupid waiting list.
41:32That stupid waiting list?
41:40Well, if you're thinking about money under the table,
41:42then it's kind of illegal.
41:44No.
41:46It was something completely different,
41:48I thought.
41:50I could give them
41:52under the table.
41:56No, that's not possible.
41:58I'm married.
42:02No.
42:04No, that's...
42:06No one said anything.
42:18You're going to sleep at Grandma's today
42:20because Grandma is coming later, right?
42:22You're going to sit up there.
42:24Are you ready?
42:28Here it comes.
42:31Far out in the forest
42:33lay a little mountain.
42:46Riding on the bird,
42:48the bird with the bird,
42:50the bird with the bird,
42:52the bird with the bird,
42:54the bird with the bird,
42:56the bird with the bird,
42:58the bird with the bird.
43:28Skål!
43:31Vi är utrikarna!
43:37Skål!
43:58Hej då!