• 3 months ago
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00:00For the last two weeks, this new lame version of the Judgment Day tried to take us out.
00:15And for the last two weeks, the Terror Twins stood our ground in the middle of the ring while these clowns ran.
00:22Well, for Liv and Dom, your days are numbered because at Bash in Berlin, you two officially receive your punishment.
00:36At Bash in Berlin, there's nowhere to run and there's nowhere to hide.
00:43Dom, you're gonna find out real quick that it was Damien and myself that were keeping you safe this entire time.
00:51And as for Liv Morgan, you said that you've taken everything from me?
00:58You haven't taken everything. Actually, all that you've really done is become the one thing that you truly hate.
01:05A discount Rhea Ripley.
01:10And at Bash in Berlin, the Terror Twins are gonna put you two through the mat.
01:21What do you see?
01:51Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome CM Punk!
02:08Punk made headlines this past weekend at the Fanatic Fest in New York City.
02:15Talking a lot about the fact that people claim he will be in cancer returning to WWE and he has rebuffed those claims.
02:24Hey, he's become a leader. We're around WWE. Sold out everything at Fanatic Fest.
02:34I told him that it's your last night. He told me in the back that he was happy about that. More on that a little bit later on in the show.
02:40If you don't believe you, it's been an honor here to watch this man work.
02:47Live and in person.
03:10We got a lot to get to, but is it great to be alive in South Florida on a Monday night or what?
03:34Happy birthday!
03:39Before we get started, I just want to say congratulations to your Florida Panthers on winning the Stanley Cup Championship.
03:52I know Roberto Longo's in the house. It's good to see him.
03:57How do I look? My hair look okay? These bags under my eyes are getting a little bigger, right?
04:04Let him have it. Come on.
04:14Alright, alright, alright. Let's not get carried away.
04:16I didn't get a whole lot of sleep last night because I have very exciting news.
04:20And I lie awake in bed at night staring at the ceiling excited to come here and share this news with you.
04:27But before we get to the news, before we get down to business...
04:33Can I tell you a story?
04:38You all would have derailed this entire thing if you said no, so I appreciate you. Thank you very much.
04:44This weekend I spent some time in New York City at a little event called Fanatics Fest.
04:51Somebody in the green room in between signing and taking pictures with a lot of you lovely fans,
04:56they asked me about this hot streak WWE is on right now, selling out buildings all over the world.
05:04And they asked me, why do you, CM Punk, think you're on such a hot streak?
05:12And the answer is easy.
05:15It's you.
05:19Why are we on a hot streak? It's you.
05:23It's you animals up in the 300 level.
05:27Why are we on such a hot streak? It's all you freaks right here.
05:32Living and living color.
05:36And I met a lot of great fans.
05:39First person in line for pictures that day was this nice young lady and she was in a wheelchair.
05:45And she wheeled herself in and she got up out of the wheelchair and she walked up to me.
05:50And she told me with tears in her eyes that she just defeated cancer.
05:57And that somehow little old me was a source of strength for her during her battle.
06:05And it makes me think of my friend Chad Gilbert or Luke Kohler from Sick of it All, both currently fighting cancer of their own.
06:14And then I met a young lady from Taiwan, said she flew 15 hours just to take a picture with me.
06:2115 hours just for maybe 15 seconds with CM Punk.
06:27And then there was a young gentleman who had a sign that said I traveled 5,785 miles from Jordan just to see CM Punk.
06:39That means something to me.
06:43It means something to every single person in the back.
06:46But it really means something to me because I missed you guys for 10 years.
06:51So I get excited to come here to Florida for the first time in a very long time to share with you some news.
07:02It's fans like you that drive me.
07:07It's fans like you that take the time.
07:11Yeah, I'll take it.
07:14CM Punk! CM Punk! CM Punk! CM Punk!
07:18Why are we on such a hot streak?
07:20It's because of the love.
07:22It's because when fans hand me bracelets that they took the time to make
07:29maybe insignificant to other people, maybe a Taylor Swift thing but let's face it
07:34I'm Taylor Swift for men.
07:36And bracelets like these, made by fans like you, sharing the love, is exactly like a bracelet
07:47that Drew McIntyre took off my unconscious body when he jumped me in my hometown of Chicago,
07:56Illinois.
08:00So we've talked about the love, let's talk about the hate now.
08:02The flip side to the coin, Drew McIntyre.
08:11Well Drew says he hates me, wants nothing to do with me, got the victory at SummerSlam
08:16and wants to wash his hands and walk away.
08:19But he made it personal.
08:27Drew says he hates me, I think he loves me, but I know he's obsessed with me.
08:34Wants to stay connected to me, wears a bracelet with my beautiful wife's name on it.
08:49And that brings me to the news I have to share.
08:53Do you guys want to hear the news?
08:57My biggest hater is my biggest fan, so I went ahead and I made Drew a bracelet.
09:07And I talked to Adam Pearce, and unless Drew's chicken, Saturday, August 31st, Berlin, Germany,
09:14bash at Berlin, strap match.
09:24And for the uninitiated, that means I will be tethered to Drew like he wants so bad to
09:30be attached to me, wrist to wrist.
09:33And you have to carry your opponent's carcass to all four corners and touch each turnbuckle
09:39to win.
09:40But that's not why I want a strap match.
09:42I want a strap match so I can whip this bitch.
09:49And I can take my bracelet back.
09:51And I can leave Drew with lasting scars, which he will never forget the name, CM Punk.
10:01A strap match in Berlin.
10:08Oh, McIntyre has got himself in some hot water now.
10:14Adam Pearce making good decisions, color me shocked, and look at the Scotsman.
10:38I've been thinking all week about what I'm going to do to you.
10:59Last week, you embarrassed me.
11:01You whipped me like a petulant child, and I've been having all these fantasies of the
11:06violence that I'm going to bring upon you, and you challenged me to a strap match.
11:14I have a question.
11:15I'm 100% serious right now.
11:18Have you started drinking?
11:22Have you seen me?
11:24A strap match.
11:25I accept.
11:28But that's next week.
11:34I can't wait a whole week.
11:36I need a receipt for what happened to me last week, for the scars on my back.
11:42So Fort Lauderdale, you want a little teaser of McIntyre and Punk right now?
11:51You lose that strap, and let's give them a show.
12:01Lose the strap.
12:04We gave them a teaser last week.
12:06I say we give them the full motion picture this week.
12:09Or I'll tell you what, Drew, because I ain't afraid of you.
12:15I will give you this strap.
12:21You give me the bracelet.
12:24Is he going to give that bracelet back, Cole?
12:47No.
12:48You're a liar.
12:51Last week you lied so you could attack me from behind.
12:54You're a hypocrite.
12:55I give you the bracelet.
12:56Try to get in that ring.
12:57You'll whip me like a dog.
12:59Not a chance.
13:00And besides, April and Larry are much safer and happier at home with Drew McIntyre.
13:17Unlike you in Berlin, who won't be safe, because it's not me that's attached to you.
13:23It's you that's attached to me.
13:27Pat, it's going to happen a week from Saturday.
13:34Back in Berlin, those two men are going to be tied together with a leather strap.
13:42I'm going to cut all four curtain buckles.
13:45These two are going to beat the hell out of each other in Berlin.
13:54Rhea, Damien, if you two think you stand a chance against us at Fashion Berlin, you
14:00must be out of your minds, because we are the most dominant couple in the history of
14:07WWE.
14:09And besides, no one lays a finger on my daddy Dom and gets away with it.
14:14So at Fashion Berlin, it'll be us on top, which is exactly where we like it.
14:24And you know what, Damien?
14:25I don't want to wait for Fashion Berlin to get my hands on you.
14:29I want to go one-on-one with you tonight, because I'm not the same Dominic Mysterio
14:35that you used to boss around.
14:37So why don't you leave Rhea in the back, I'll leave Judgment Day behind.
14:42I won't even have Liv.
14:44You go one-on-one with me.
14:48That's if you're man enough.
15:07One-on-one?
15:08Okay.
15:09He's dumbed off.
15:12The following is a six-man tag team match scheduled for one fall.
15:17Introducing first, the team of Odyssey Jones and The New Day!
15:26Hey Pat, check out the newest WWE action figure collaboration with the Teenage Mutant Ninja
15:32Turtles.
15:33Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods in gear inspired by the Turtles, Michelangelo and Donatello,
15:37and Roman Reigns in an outfit inspired by Shredder.
15:40These figures are available now at Target.
15:42Make your collection elite with Turtle Power.
15:46Who is Odyssey Jones inspired by in his outfit?
15:50Well, I wish I could tell you.
15:53I know he looks good.
15:54I know he looks strong.
15:56And I know that New Day rocks.
15:59Six-man tag action, live next.
16:29The Street Profits get opportunity at Tag Gold.