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00:00Headbutt was an accident, but, oh my God.
00:02Well, Lita will soon become the WWE Women's Champion.
00:06She'll face Tiffany McMahon, and The Rock is the refereeing next.
00:11Look at those underwear!
00:13Well, that's what happened last night on Heat.
00:15You gotta wonder what kind of shape Lita's gonna be in.
00:18And look at this capacity crowd.
00:20They're on their feet in the Cajun Dome for the challenger, Lita!
00:25Oh, I think Lita's gonna be primed and ready to go,
00:29even after the steps of the table.
00:30The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it's for
00:33the World Wrestling Federation Women's Championship.
00:37Introducing the challenger, Lita!
00:40Uh-huh!
00:41Let's don't get premature with that now.
00:45Lita can go to SummerSlam as the WWE Women's Champion.
00:49And speaking of that, Jeff Boyardee presents SummerSlam Live in just six days,
00:53this Sunday from the sold-out Sports and Entertainment Complex in Raleigh, North Carolina.
00:58Jeff Boyardee, bigger for bigger appetite.
01:00You know, SummerSlam is exclusively on pay-per-view.
01:06Three big days next week in North Carolina.
01:08Here, huddling by Kurt Angle and dribbling,
01:11she is the World Wrestling Federation Women's Champion, Stephanie McMahon Helmsley.
01:18Well, ordinarily, I would have liked Lita's chances in this match, but, you know,
01:21since the crash course from two great champions that Stephanie just underwent,
01:26I'm thinking Stephanie's gonna wrestle the pants off of Lita.
01:29And that could literally happen.
01:30I don't mean to wrestle the pants off of her, but
01:33with Kurt Angle and the game at her side, how could you like Lita's chances?
01:37You gotta admit, Lita's pants are just barely open, anyway.
01:39Well, look at Triple H now.
01:41He's gonna be a tough guy trying to intimidate Lita.
01:43Lita's been screwed out of the Women's title at least once, maybe twice.
01:47Well, listen, if you're gonna be a worthy contender, a worthy champion,
01:51you gotta be ready for the intimidation factor.
01:53Look at Stephanie, how confident is she?
01:55Well, she should be confident.
01:56Now I don't know if she should.
02:00She may not be as confident now.
02:02Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your special guest referee,
02:06the World Wrestling Federation Champion, The Rock.
02:10The Rock says just bring it.
02:12He'll bring the WWE title to SummerSlam on Sunday at Pay-Per-View.
02:18And the three minutes to a great match are here.
02:21The champion, The Rock, the challengers, the game, and Kurt Angle.
02:27And look at this, The Rock is in charge.
02:29He's brought it out here and he's telling Kurt and Triple H to hit the road.
02:33I was thinking-
02:34Wait, he's not going to win it.
02:36They get to stay at ringside, don't they, Rock?
02:39I don't know if Rock used a candy ass in a sentence again to those two guys.
02:44Kurt Angle in the game.
02:45One of those men could very easily be the-
02:49All right, Stephanie, look out, Stephanie.
02:50Oh, here we go.
02:51The WNF champion and the women's title on the line.
02:54Oh, my gosh.
02:56Lita and Stephanie, folks, this one may not last long.
02:59I don't care how much training Stephanie has had.
03:01Lita's got a lot more experience and a hell of a lot of motivation.
03:04Yeah, but come on.
03:05Stephanie, remember that, remember that?
03:06Oh, my God.
03:08What a hard-
03:09What was that, Kurt?
03:09Was showing Stephanie a-
03:11Full Nelson, full Nelson.
03:13Stephanie's gonna need-
03:14Oh, nice move by Stephanie McMahon Helmsley.
03:16I think Triple H showed her that.
03:17Remember the Olympic full Nelson.
03:19And she's gonna-
03:20No!
03:20Nice hip lock takeover.
03:22A lot of elevation there by Lita.
03:24That could have bruised Stephanie.
03:25And-
03:26No, you're kidding me!
03:27Oh!
03:27A Hurricanrana.
03:29Lita, look at the Hurricanrana.
03:31It's gonna be over right there.
03:32Can't- Stephanie kicked out.
03:34Oh, I knew Stephanie had it in her.
03:36She's a gamer.
03:36Kurt Angle up on the apron.
03:37Remember, she's a gamer.
03:38Stephanie's a gamer.
03:39And look at Triple H.
03:40Triple H just took down Lita,
03:43and Lita got face first right off the canvas.
03:45I didn't see it.
03:46I missed it.
03:47Hey!
03:48And there's a Hardee's.
03:49Not Jeff Hardy.
03:51They're trying to protect Lita.
03:54Assaulting the game.
03:57Well, now the playing field,
03:58King is getting a little bit more level.
04:00Well, look at Kurt Angle coming to the aid of Triple H.
04:03That shows King, you know.
04:05Good.
04:07He's sensitive, Kurt Angle.
04:08That was integrity.
04:11Lita found nothing but turnbuckle on that exchange.
04:13Come on, Stephanie.
04:14And now Lita, after being taken down by the game.
04:17Look at those good high kicks.
04:19Ooh, look at those forearms.
04:21Here's why the Hardee's came down.
04:23The apron.
04:24Stephanie's a gamer.
04:25And look at Triple H.
04:26Triple H, did you see that?
04:27I saw it, Dan.
04:28I saw it, Dan.
04:28Look at monkey flip.
04:29Beautiful.
04:31That's an Olympic monkey flip.
04:32Very nice monkey flip.
04:33There's no monkey flips in the Olympics.
04:36There's not.
04:36No crying in baseball.
04:38Look at this.
04:39Downstairs goes DDT.
04:41Mid-time DDT by the women's champion.
04:44That's got to be all.
04:45The Rock is down.
04:46He got a near fall there.
04:48Boy, Stephanie is so impressive.
04:50Lita able to kick out.
04:51Lita wants this WWF women's title.
04:54Come on, now, Rock.
04:55So badly, she can taste it.
04:56I think Stephanie thinks that was a-
04:58Uh-oh.
04:59Pumped in her hand.
05:01He said that was a two count.
05:02That's all it was, but it was a little slow.
05:04Ooh.
05:05Slap right to the face.
05:06Lita not raised in the optimal lifestyle
05:09that Stephanie McMahon Helmsley was raised in.
05:11Lita comes from almost an impoverished background.
05:14Yeah, she was probably slapped as she was a child.
05:16But Stephanie certainly never was.
05:18Well, maybe that she should have been in the woods
05:20she had a time with.
05:21Look at this.
05:22Oh, look, Lita, my God.
05:23Run over to the counter.
05:24Stephanie, I can't believe it.
05:25The headscissors takeover by Lita
05:28taking down Stephanie McMahon.
05:30How tough is Stephanie?
05:31You got to give her all the credit in the world.
05:33What a great women's champion.
05:34Well, she is a McMahon.
05:35You got to give her that.
05:36Right, a fighting McMahon.
05:38Goal.
05:39What a knockdown by Lita.
05:41And the WWF women's champion is in trouble here.
05:44The Rock, the WWF champion, with his first ever
05:47referee assignment.
05:49What is this?
05:49Oh, no.
05:51Lita looking for that modified bulldog headlock.
05:53Stephanie, are you all right?
05:54Could be all right there.
05:55One.
05:57And Stephanie kicked out.
05:58I mean, barely.
05:59As the hand was coming down, Stephanie McMahon Helmsley's
06:02shoulders were coming up.
06:04I can't believe this.
06:05This is just, this is too much.
06:07It's more than my expectations from Stephanie.
06:10She's, oh.
06:11Suplex.
06:13Nicely done by Lita.
06:15She's just outpacing, but she's enjoying it a lot.
06:17But she's still in there.
06:18Could be the moonsault.
06:20And wait a minute.
06:21Kurt Angle.
06:21What?
06:22Kurt Angle just took Lita right off the turnbuckle.
06:24Hey, look at this.
06:25And now the Hardys come to get them some.
06:27Angle and Triple H on the outside.
06:29Calm down, you guys.
06:30It was a hellacious fight on the outside.
06:32We got a women's title match going on.
06:34Oh, look at Jeff Hart, Matt Hardy,
06:36face first into the ring steps.
06:38And Jeff Hardy hung out to dry by both Angle and Triple H.
06:41So much for the Hardys.
06:42Hey, look at Kurt.
06:44He's reminding Stephanie what this match is all about.
06:47It's this important.
06:48It's good for the title.
06:50Is this?
06:50Wait a minute, Rock.
06:51He's just trying to explain.
06:52I don't think.
06:53Wait a minute.
06:54Angle thrown in the ring by-
06:56What are you doing?
06:56The Rock.
06:57What's Rock doing?
06:58The Rock's laying the smack down on Kurt Angle.
07:00This is not right.
07:02And Triple H almost beheaded The Rock from behind.
07:07The gang not want a right hand.
07:09More right hands on The Rock, who's
07:12trying to referee this match.
07:13Rock, you never should have done that.
07:14Referee said that.
07:15What?
07:16And Triple H.
07:17Kurt, what have you done?
07:19Kurt Angle made a big mistake.
07:21He just filled the game with a title belt.
07:23No.
07:24Rock bottom.
07:24Rock bottom.
07:25Rock bottom.
07:26Triple H is out.
07:27So is Kurt.
07:28And then it's Stephanie.
07:29What are you doing?
07:30What's he thinking?
07:31No.
07:31Spine buster.
07:33Stephanie was going to hit The Rock.
07:35No, The Rock.
07:36He just told Angle to go upstairs.
07:38No, wait.
07:40The game is down.
07:42Angle is down.
07:43Stephanie is down.
07:44Lita is up.
07:45Brock did the damage.
07:46Oh, the moon's tall.
07:48The moon's tall.
07:49You can't be serious.
07:51No.
07:52Lita's done it.
07:54Lita has done it.
07:55Here's your winner, the new World Wrestling Federation
08:00Women's Champion, Lita.
08:02It's a pain in victory, JR.
08:05Lita has become the WWF Women's Champion.
08:08But it damn sure looks to me like Triple H and Kurt
08:13Angle are not on the same page.
08:15They're not even reading the same book.
08:17Oh, Kurt.
08:19I can't believe this has happened.
08:20Stephanie's lost her Women's Championship.
08:23The Rock and Lita have become the Women's Champions.
08:27But will The Rock be the champion at SummerSlam?
08:30SummerSlam.
08:31Certainly on pay-per-view.