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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, at this time would you please welcome our special guest ring announcer for the following match.
00:08She will be gracing the cover of Playboy next week, WWE Diva, Ashley!
00:17What a treat!
00:19A Friday night Smackdown!
00:22A beautiful, beautiful young woman!
00:25Young Ashley!
00:28She is all woman! And I like that in my women!
00:32Yes! The cover of Playboy!
00:35And not just the cover, JR!
00:37Ready to see the inside, I just happen to have an advanced copy of the Playboy that's gonna be coming.
00:42Don't look, don't look!
00:45Hey, hey, hey! Get back!
00:47This is for King's eyes only!
00:49Unbelievable!
00:52JR, he's got piercings all over the place!
00:55Oh my!
00:57The following is a Falls Count Anywhere match for the WWE Women's Championship!
01:04Introducing first, the challenger from Richmond, Virginia, Mickie James!
01:16Hang on a second, look at this picture, JR.
01:19I can't multitask that well.
01:22I want to focus on this Falls Count Anywhere, the first time ever in WWE history, the women's title decided in Falls Count Anywhere.
01:33I can't take my focus off this picture of Playboy.
01:37Folks, thinking back to last month here on Monday Night Raw, at that time, Mickie was the champion.
01:45A couple of weeks ago, and Mickie's head bounced off the canvas, and Melina seized the moment to become the women's champ.
01:56And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California, Melina!
02:07With the paparazzi in hand, I have the Playboy in hand.
02:15The women's champion, who is a real, oh my, barracuda.
02:26Well, right now, JR, I'm trading in the escort for a stretch limousine.
02:30That's a great magazine.
02:32We got a big match here, kid.
02:34That's a great article.
02:35You're right, John.
02:37Yes, you're right.
02:38Melina, the women's champion, this is a one-fall match for Falls Count Anywhere.
02:44And Melina, posing for the paparazzi.
02:48Now remember, there can be no disqualifications.
02:51There's a count, or count-outs.
02:54Mickie James didn't waste any time getting this action started.
02:57Oh, look out!
02:59Mickie Ram hit first into the security wall.
03:02And again, where the hell is Melina going?
03:05Well, it doesn't matter where she goes, as long as Mickie James chases her.
03:08Because, you know, JR, don't forget, first time in WWE history,
03:11the Falls in this match count anywhere in the arena.
03:14Well, Melina's got- Look out!
03:16Look out, Melina!
03:18Melina and Mickie are in a backstage area.
03:22Hey, there's a cover!
03:24That's Janet's makeup area back there.
03:28Melina trying to-
03:29She's- Melina's seen this, and she's simply running from Mickie James.
03:32Oh, yeah, watch the door!
03:34Man.
03:35Oh, good grief!
03:37A hard shot to the lower abdomen by the women's champion,
03:40who just went in that door, and it's-
03:42Hey!
03:44That's a-
03:46I think it's the diva's locker room!
03:48My God, you're in heaven.
03:49Get the cameras!
03:50Get more cameras in there!
03:51Good Lord.
03:53Mickie, woman handling.
03:55Melina in there, going for the cover.
03:57She's going for the cover.
03:58She is.
03:59On the carpet.
04:01Where are the other divas?
04:04Who's that?
04:06Is that Maria?
04:07I'm not sure.
04:08It's like Maria.
04:10They turned this into a battle royal.
04:12These two women, this is like a few Hellcats here.
04:16This is for the WWE-
04:17Who's that?
04:18Victoria!
04:19Victoria!
04:20She's having Melina!
04:21No disqualifications in this Falls Count Anywhere
04:24women's title match.
04:26And Tori Wilson-
04:27Hairspray in the eyes!
04:31Tori Wilson-
04:33Oh, my God.
04:34Candice!
04:36Candice, have they just-
04:37She just came out of the shower?
04:39Oh, good Lord!
04:40What in the world?
04:43The cameraman fainted!
04:51We're trying to get our video restored.
04:53Oh, here we are.
04:54And we're back live here in Phoenix, the home of the Phoenix Suns.
04:57This match is still going on!
04:59The women's title is on the line.
05:01It is a Falls Count Anywhere match.
05:03Melina defeating the title.
05:05And Mickie James and Melina-
05:06They're rolling!
05:07They're locked up!
05:09And that steel rampway-
05:11Oh, no!
05:12Now, remember, no countouts or disqualifications
05:14in this Blunt Ball match.
05:16Now, remember, no countouts or disqualifications
05:18in this Blunt Ball match
05:20where balls count anywhere.
05:22And that means anywhere.
05:24We lost our video and audio.
05:26And they tell us now we are definitely back on the air.
05:29And these two young divas are back at it.
05:31And nothing has been settled.
05:36Man, I tell you what.
05:37This Melina is a hyper-aggressive.
05:40Dangerously aggressive.
05:42Well, both of these young ladies-
05:44Of course, Melina is the champion.
05:45And both of these young ladies
05:47have absolutely been taking it to each other
05:49all over this arena.
05:50And we've got to remind you
05:51that falls count absolutely anywhere
05:54in the arena here in this match.
05:55Every time we've seen these two women get together
05:57with a handful of hair by Mickie,
06:00they have become so physical,
06:01but very intense.
06:03And that's all because of the WWE women's title
06:06and Mickie James.
06:07Oh!
06:08Look at that nice Christmas Suplex!
06:10He's got the whole world free!
06:12How close was that?
06:13Mickie James came within an eyelash,
06:16it would seem, of becoming the champion again.
06:18And our special guest ring announcer for this match,
06:21Playboy cover girl Ashley,
06:23almost announced a new winner there.
06:26Ashley is still sitting at ringside, isn't she?
06:28Indeed.
06:29And Melina trying to create some distance
06:31between her and Mickie James.
06:33Oh!
06:34Oh, man.
06:35Ring post.
06:36Mickie just took Melina right to that ring post.
06:39That just shows you how bad Mickie James
06:41wants that title back.
06:42And Melina sprawled out there in that top turnbuckle
06:45in a very vulnerable position,
06:47receiving those right hands by Mickie James.
06:50And now Mickie's on the top rope.
06:52Mickie, that's not a good place to be.
06:54Oh, my goodness!
06:55Good God, Mickie James trying to hurricanrana.
06:58Melina blocks it.
06:59She may have...
07:00Mickie may have broken her neck right there.
07:02Melina's got the cover and the victory.
07:05Oh, that's bad.
07:06Mickie James may be injured and injured badly here.
07:09Here is your winner and still WWE Women's Champion,
07:14Melina!
07:17Well, indeed, as Ashley said,
07:21our guest ring announcer,
07:22Melina is still the Women's Champion.
07:26Our concern is certainly for Mickie James and...
07:30Wow.
07:31I'm gonna tell you something.
07:32Of course, Ashley at ringside here.
07:35I'll tell you that fall certainly didn't look great.
07:37Uh-oh, wait a minute.
07:38Maybe she didn't enough.
07:42Melina.
07:43What do you think you are?
07:44You're nothing but a plaything.
07:46Hey!
07:48Melina got in Ashley's face,
07:51and Ashley just shoved Melina back on her backside
07:55as Ashley going to check on Mickie James
07:58who fell on her head.
08:01I don't think Melina appreciated that whatsoever,
08:03but poor her.
08:05Poor Mickie James.
08:06That's right.
08:07She has no idea where she is right now.
08:09Hey, we got a hand for Mickie James.
08:11That's one tough young woman, ladies and gentlemen,
08:14to attempt that high-risk move
08:16and then land, crash, and burn as she did
08:19and still have the will to stand.
08:21She's a tough young woman, ladies and gentlemen.
08:24She's a tough young woman, ladies and gentlemen.
08:26She's a tough young woman, ladies and gentlemen.
08:29She has the will to stand,
08:32but the bottom line is that Melina,
08:35embarrassed by Ashley or not,
08:37is still the women's champion.
08:39Buddy!
08:41Look at that light!
08:44Well, a history-making match.
08:46It was great.
08:48Melina still the women's champion.
08:51And ladies and gentlemen...