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00:00:00I love this city, and I know we can make it better.
00:00:03Fox Tonight, it's the million-dollar season finale of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader.
00:00:08Then, it's a special encore of Glee.
00:00:11Fox Friday starts right now.
00:00:13Tonight on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader,
00:00:17we've had 14 people make it to the million-dollar level,
00:00:21but only one person walked away a winner.
00:00:25Tonight, we're making history again.
00:00:29Oh. He's smart.
00:00:31I won the Nobel Prize, and I'm here to win the million.
00:00:33Really smart.
00:00:34You got $25,000, $100,000, $300,000.
00:00:38But will he blow it?
00:00:40What are you doing to me?
00:00:42And become the laughingstock of Nobel Prize winners everywhere?
00:00:48Find out right now on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader.
00:00:53Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
00:00:56How can one be so clever?
00:01:00How can one be so clever than me?
00:01:02How can one be so clever than me?
00:01:11Hi, everybody. I am Jeff Foxworthy,
00:01:13and we are gonna try to give away $1 million tonight.
00:01:18All right, kids, you ready to meet your new classmates?
00:01:21Yeah.
00:01:22He is a Nobel Prize-winning scientist
00:01:24who helped prove the Big Bang Theory.
00:01:26He attended Palmer Elementary in Palmer, Alaska.
00:01:29Please welcome George Fitzgerald Smoot III.
00:01:38Welcome to the show.
00:01:40Nice to meet you, Jeff.
00:01:42So, what should I... I guess I should call you Professor, huh?
00:01:45Or George.
00:01:46Let's go with George. I like this.
00:01:47And, George, I guess this is you as a small child in Palmer, Alaska, huh?
00:01:51This is about 3 years old.
00:01:53Oh.
00:01:54That's me at 16.
00:01:55Yeah.
00:01:57There I look smart, right?
00:01:58Starting to look like a scientist there.
00:02:00And, well, I imagine in high school,
00:02:02you were in science fairs and things like that.
00:02:04I came in second in the science fair.
00:02:06No, you came in...
00:02:07The guy that wins the Nobel Prize came in second?
00:02:09I got better as time went on, right?
00:02:11So, how does a guy go about proving the Big Bang Theory?
00:02:15We figured out over the years
00:02:17a way to make a picture of the embryo universe.
00:02:20So, it's the very beginning of the universe,
00:02:22but it's got the blueprint for what's going to happen later.
00:02:24So, you found the infant universe.
00:02:26I can't even find my car keys half the time.
00:02:30Out of curiosity,
00:02:32do you happen to carry around the Nobel Prize?
00:02:34Yes, I do.
00:02:35You do, really?
00:02:36You want to see it?
00:02:37Oh, yeah.
00:02:38Trust me, I've never seen one.
00:02:41Oh, wow.
00:02:44Looks like a giant penny, kind of.
00:02:46That's awesome.
00:02:49That's very cool and probably the only chance
00:02:51I will ever have to see a Nobel Prize.
00:02:55This is very exciting.
00:02:57Well, welcome to our classroom.
00:03:00I know you've probably spent a lot of time in classrooms.
00:03:03Let me tell you how this one works.
00:03:05On the board, you're going to see ten subjects.
00:03:07You answer all these questions correctly,
00:03:09we're going to give you one more subject,
00:03:11and it will be worth $1 million.
00:03:13How about that, George?
00:03:19Here's the cool thing about this classroom.
00:03:21We're going to let you cheat,
00:03:23and you can do it off of these five fifth-graders.
00:03:25Let me introduce them real quick.
00:03:27Jonathan is here.
00:03:29Jenna.
00:03:31Olivia.
00:03:33Bryce.
00:03:35And Francesca.
00:03:39All right, professor, choose one of them.
00:03:41Let's get started.
00:03:43Let's start with Jenna.
00:03:45Jenna, come on up here.
00:03:47Yay!
00:03:51What are you an expert in?
00:03:53Um, probably seventh-grade spelling and spelling.
00:03:57I love it.
00:03:59The Nobel Prize winner is asking the fifth-grader
00:04:01what she's good at.
00:04:03I love that.
00:04:05I need help in spelling.
00:04:07So do I.
00:04:09Let's find out, ladies and gentlemen,
00:04:11if George Fitzgerald Smoot III
00:04:13is smarter than a fifth-grader.
00:04:16All right, George, pick a subject.
00:04:18Okay, let's start with
00:04:20first-grade earth science.
00:04:22First-grade earth science.
00:04:26George, I'm not a gambling man.
00:04:28I'm going to bet on you on this one.
00:04:30All right, for $1,000,
00:04:32here is the first-grade earth science question.
00:04:36In the Northern Hemisphere,
00:04:38the month of April
00:04:40is in which of the four seasons?
00:04:42In the Northern Hemisphere,
00:04:44the month of April
00:04:46is in which of the four seasons?
00:04:48Your classmate, Jenna,
00:04:50has locked in her answer.
00:04:52Gotta figure you know a little bit
00:04:54about hemispheres, right?
00:04:56Right. I know the Northern Hemisphere.
00:04:58The month of April is in which of the four seasons?
00:05:00Well, it's spring.
00:05:02It's where the equinox is.
00:05:04You want to lock that in?
00:05:06Lock that in.
00:05:10We're off to a good start, professor.
00:05:13$1,000.
00:05:19She had spring as well.
00:05:21She could have bailed you out.
00:05:23She had spring as well.
00:05:25All right, you got $1,000.
00:05:27Let's go ahead and double it.
00:05:29You got nine subjects remaining.
00:05:31No. Second-grade spelling.
00:05:33Second-grade spelling.
00:05:35You like spelling, right?
00:05:37All right.
00:05:39The second-grade spelling question
00:05:42is
00:05:44which is the correct spelling
00:05:46of the word that means
00:05:48a person who runs a school?
00:05:50P-R-I-N-C-I-P-A-L,
00:05:52P-R-I-N-C-I-P-L-E,
00:05:54or
00:05:56P-R-I-N-C-E-P-A-L.
00:05:58Your classmate, Jenna,
00:06:00has locked in her answer.
00:06:02What is the correct spelling of the word
00:06:04that means a person who runs a school?
00:06:06I figured spelling was my worst subject
00:06:08and I would need Jenna's help,
00:06:10so I'm going to use a principle.
00:06:12And so I know the answer is A.
00:06:20All right, let's take a look at the board.
00:06:22Let's see what Jenna said.
00:06:26A, principle.
00:06:28You're both right.
00:06:30You got $2,000.
00:06:32Good job, Jenna.
00:06:36Off to a good start.
00:06:39What's the name of the classmate?
00:06:41Jonathan.
00:06:51What's your specialty?
00:06:53My specialty is math
00:06:55or any kind of science.
00:06:57Well, that makes two of you.
00:07:03Second grade science.
00:07:05Second grade animal science.
00:07:07Now, listen carefully.
00:07:09The question is worth $5,000.
00:07:11The second grade animal science
00:07:13question is this.
00:07:15True or false?
00:07:17The porcupine is a type of rodent.
00:07:21True or false?
00:07:23The porcupine is a type of rodent.
00:07:25Your classmate, Jonathan,
00:07:27has locked in his answer.
00:07:31Now, you said your mom was a principal.
00:07:33Did you ever get sent to the principal's office?
00:07:36Yes, I did.
00:07:38Did you really?
00:07:40Because that would be kind of weird.
00:07:42Yeah, it is.
00:07:44To be a good scientist,
00:07:46you've got to skirt the boundaries.
00:07:48You know what?
00:07:50To be a good comedian,
00:07:52you have to go to the principal's office
00:07:54a few times, too.
00:07:56Alright.
00:07:58I'm thinking hard on this question.
00:08:00I'd like to cheat.
00:08:02You'd like to cheat?
00:08:05I love it.
00:08:07I'd like to look at Jonathan's...
00:08:09You'd like to peek at his paper?
00:08:11Yep.
00:08:13True or false?
00:08:15The porcupine is a type of rodent.
00:08:17Your 10-year-old classmate, Jonathan,
00:08:19said...
00:08:21True.
00:08:23How's that ring?
00:08:25I don't know.
00:08:27I thought it was a marsupial.
00:08:29And so, I would go for false,
00:08:31and then he can save me.
00:08:33Alright, I like that.
00:08:35I'm going for false.
00:08:47Jonathan,
00:08:49for the rest of your life,
00:08:51you are going to be able
00:08:53to tell everybody you meet
00:08:55that you answered a question correctly
00:08:57that a Nobel Prize winner did not.
00:08:59You are right.
00:09:02Professor, you got $5,000.
00:09:10A porcupine is a rodent.
00:09:12Only problem with that,
00:09:14it costs you two cheats.
00:09:16It costs you your peek and your save.
00:09:18Oh, that's bad.
00:09:20We're about to play for $10,000.
00:09:22Alright, I guess we take Jonathan seriously.
00:09:24Fourth grade math.
00:09:26Fourth grade math. You like math.
00:09:28Alright, Professor.
00:09:32The fourth grade math question
00:09:34worth $10,000 is this.
00:09:38How many degrees
00:09:40are there in each angle
00:09:42of an equilateral triangle?
00:09:44How many degrees
00:09:46are there in each angle
00:09:48of an equilateral triangle
00:09:50your classmate has locked in?
00:09:52Okay, so you want to know
00:09:54how many angles there are
00:09:56in an equilateral triangle
00:09:58which has three equal sides?
00:10:00You sound pretty sure.
00:10:02I'm sure.
00:10:04You're right.
00:10:06You got $10,000.
00:10:10Your buddy had you covered, too.
00:10:14Good job, Jonathan.
00:10:18Alright, Professor.
00:10:20We are down to six subjects.
00:10:22You have three classmates remaining.
00:10:24Pick one.
00:10:26Olivia.
00:10:29Olivia.
00:10:35Now, I got to ask you a question.
00:10:37It says on the card you grew up in Alaska and Florida.
00:10:39You left out Alabama, too.
00:10:41Alabama, too?
00:10:43You know what?
00:10:45The places that we've mentioned,
00:10:47and I say this with all honor,
00:10:49sport one or two rednecks.
00:10:51Yeah, one or two.
00:10:53Are you telling me that a Nobel Prize winner
00:10:55might come from a redneck family?
00:10:58Oh, that gives me hope.
00:11:00Like, how would you know
00:11:02somebody in your family would be a redneck?
00:11:04In many ways.
00:11:06You can tell you're a redneck
00:11:08when a family member has lost an extremity
00:11:10in a fireworks incident.
00:11:12I love it.
00:11:14Write that down.
00:11:16You and I might be related.
00:11:18Oh, that's beautiful.
00:11:20Alright, six subjects remain.
00:11:22Alright, we got to ask Olivia.
00:11:24What's her specialty?
00:11:26History or third-grade world geography.
00:11:28She picked world geography or history.
00:11:30Let's take world geography.
00:11:32World geography.
00:11:34Third-grade world geography.
00:11:36Whoo!
00:11:38We want to get this one.
00:11:40You get this one right,
00:11:42you're leaving here with no less than $25,000.
00:11:44Okay?
00:11:46Alright.
00:11:48Come on, Olivia.
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00:15:23Welcome back to
00:15:25Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
00:15:27Our contestant is none other
00:15:29than Nobel Prize winning scientist
00:15:31George Smooth III.
00:15:33He's got $10,000.
00:15:35We're about to play
00:15:37for $25,000.
00:15:39You selected third grade world geography.
00:15:41The third grade
00:15:44question is this.
00:15:48Scandinavia is located
00:15:50on what continent?
00:15:52Scandinavia
00:15:54is located on
00:15:56what continent?
00:15:58Classmate
00:16:00Olivia has locked in her answer.
00:16:02This is an advantage to winning
00:16:04the Nobel Prize,
00:16:06because you get to go to Scandinavia.
00:16:08So you know it's in Europe.
00:16:14You agreed?
00:16:20I'm going to take your word for it,
00:16:22because I've never been invited
00:16:24to the Nobel Prize ceremony.
00:16:26You're absolutely right, professor.
00:16:28You got $25,000.
00:16:30Thank you guys.
00:16:32You're halfway there, George.
00:16:34We're halfway there.
00:16:36You can take a nice trip with $25,000.
00:16:38Do you like to travel?
00:16:40Yeah, I like to travel.
00:16:42Is there money that goes with that?
00:16:44Yeah, I donated that to charity.
00:16:46All of it?
00:16:48Yeah, for scholarships and fellowships
00:16:50and general purposes.
00:16:52You are a real hero.
00:16:54I'm hoping one of these guys
00:16:56gets one of them.
00:16:58Did you hear what he said?
00:17:00He hopes one of you guys
00:17:02gets one of those scholarships.
00:17:04I think that would be awesome.
00:17:06Though today, we're trying to put a little money
00:17:08in the professor's pocket, right?
00:17:11All right.
00:17:13All right, professor.
00:17:15We have five subjects remaining.
00:17:17What do you think?
00:17:19Music or U.S. history.
00:17:21Okay, it's fourth grade history.
00:17:23Fourth grade history.
00:17:25All right.
00:17:27It's a classroom club question.
00:17:29This was sent in by an actual fourth grader.
00:17:31Listen carefully
00:17:33before you hit the buzzer.
00:17:35There are two U.S. presidents
00:17:37buried in Arlington National Cemetery.
00:17:39William Taft is one of them.
00:17:41Who's the other?
00:17:43There are two U.S. presidents
00:17:45buried in Arlington National Cemetery.
00:17:47William Taft is one of them.
00:17:49Who's the other?
00:17:55Olivia has locked in her answer.
00:17:57Have you ever been to Arlington National Cemetery?
00:17:59I have been to Arlington National Cemetery.
00:18:01I was just there.
00:18:03I chaperoned the seventh grade class
00:18:05on their trip to Washington.
00:18:08And I believe that John F. Kennedy
00:18:10is also buried there.
00:18:12So I lock in my answer.
00:18:24You know, Kennedy had a vice president
00:18:26named Johnson.
00:18:28Johnson drove a Lincoln.
00:18:32You know what?
00:18:34I'm not going to mesh with you.
00:18:37$50,000, George.
00:18:41Two U.S. presidents
00:18:43were buried in Arlington Cemetery.
00:18:45William Taft is one.
00:18:47John F. Kennedy is the other.
00:18:49She had the right answer, too.
00:18:53We are down to four subjects.
00:18:55We have two classmates remaining.
00:18:57I'm going to go for Bryce.
00:18:59Bryce, come on up here.
00:19:01Alright.
00:19:03Alright, now he said
00:19:05he's been to the principal's office.
00:19:07Have you ever been to the principal's office?
00:19:09Yeah, once in first grade.
00:19:11I'm a naughty little boy.
00:19:13What did you get sent to the principal's office for?
00:19:15Do I really have to tell?
00:19:17Yeah, you really have to tell.
00:19:19There's this boy.
00:19:21He called me small.
00:19:23I punched him.
00:19:25I didn't go all gangster on him.
00:19:27You didn't go gangster on him.
00:19:29I just punched him and went to the principal's office.
00:19:31I don't imagine you've ever gone gangster on anybody, have you?
00:19:34Oh, no.
00:19:36See, you learned your lesson.
00:19:38Alright, Bryce.
00:19:40Four subjects on the board.
00:19:42If you had to help the professor with two of them,
00:19:44what would you pick?
00:19:46Health and music.
00:19:48Health and music.
00:19:50The third grade and the first grade questions.
00:19:52Alright.
00:19:54Alright.
00:19:56Okay, let's start with first grade music.
00:19:58First grade music.
00:20:00Alright.
00:20:02You've done great so far,
00:20:04but I want you to listen carefully and think
00:20:06before you hit the buzzer
00:20:08because on the last question, if you'd missed it,
00:20:10you weren't really given any money back.
00:20:12You missed this one and you dropped down to $25,000.
00:20:14You have $50,000 right now.
00:20:16You get it right, you have $100,000.
00:20:18Okay?
00:20:20Here is the $100,000 question.
00:20:24True or false,
00:20:26a conga
00:20:28is a type of musical instrument
00:20:31in the percussion family.
00:20:33True or false,
00:20:35a conga
00:20:37is a type of musical instrument
00:20:39in the percussion family.
00:20:41Classmate Bryce
00:20:43has locked in his answer.
00:20:45Have you ever been to a percussion family reunion?
00:20:47Oh.
00:20:49Loud.
00:20:51Alright.
00:20:53So I know there's a conga line
00:20:55in dancing, but I also...
00:20:57You don't seem the type, professor.
00:21:00Only when I have to.
00:21:02However, I think there are conga drums
00:21:04and so I'm going
00:21:06that it is an instrument
00:21:08because I don't want to use my last cheat
00:21:10until I have to.
00:21:20The question, true or false,
00:21:22a conga is a type of musical instrument
00:21:24in the percussion family.
00:21:26You didn't want to use your cheat.
00:21:28You wanted to answer yourself.
00:21:30You said true.
00:21:32You're right.
00:21:34You got $100,000.
00:21:36There's a conga.
00:21:38I figured you'd get that right
00:21:40because the big bang theory
00:21:42sounds like it has to do with the percussion family.
00:21:44We are going to be playing
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00:26:01Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
00:26:03Our contestant, Professor George Smoot III,
00:26:05has got $100,000.
00:26:11Now, you said you wanted to travel.
00:26:13Anything else you want to do?
00:26:15Well, I need a little bit more.
00:26:17I want to buy an auto lube center in Vegas.
00:26:19An auto lube center in Vegas?
00:26:21Yeah, for the million dollars,
00:26:23that's a good down payment.
00:26:25You know, when I was a kid, I was so skinny
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00:26:31You know, the back days when you had grease nipples
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00:26:42$100,000.
00:26:48There's not even a might be a redneck.
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00:27:08Three subjects remain.
00:27:10Third grade health.
00:27:12Third grade health.
00:27:14You like that, Bryce?
00:27:16Third grade health.
00:27:18And professor, listen carefully
00:27:20because you can drop out of school
00:27:22if you don't like the question with $100,000.
00:27:24Alright? Alright.
00:27:26The third grade health question
00:27:28worth $175,000 is this.
00:27:32In the human body,
00:27:34the optic nerve sends signals
00:27:36from the eye to what other organ?
00:27:40In the human body,
00:27:42the optic nerve sends signals
00:27:44from the eye to what other organ?
00:27:52Classmate Bryce has locked in
00:27:54his answer.
00:27:56Okay.
00:27:58Your eyes are up here.
00:28:00The optic nerves come out of the back of your eye
00:28:02and they go to the closest place,
00:28:04which is your brain for most people.
00:28:06By locking the brain.
00:28:10Alright.
00:28:12Is it just me
00:28:14or when he said the closest place
00:28:16to the brain for most people,
00:28:18was he looking at me when he said that?
00:28:20The question.
00:28:22In the human body,
00:28:24the optic nerve sends signals
00:28:26from the eye to what other organ?
00:28:28Francesca,
00:28:30what'd you say?
00:28:32I got brain.
00:28:34Jonathan?
00:28:36I got brain.
00:28:39What'd you say, Jenna?
00:28:41I said the old noggin.
00:28:43The noggin.
00:28:45What do you think, Olivia?
00:28:47I said brain.
00:28:49Brain?
00:28:51Brain.
00:28:53It's a clean sweep.
00:28:55You're absolutely right.
00:28:57You got $175,000.
00:28:59Good luck.
00:29:01Alright.
00:29:03There it is.
00:29:05The optic nerve
00:29:08You are down
00:29:10to your very last classmate,
00:29:12Francesca.
00:29:14Come on up here.
00:29:16Alright.
00:29:18I have a feeling
00:29:20that I know which of the two subjects
00:29:22you like the most.
00:29:24We're going to go to Francesca
00:29:26and see what she thinks.
00:29:28Out of the two,
00:29:30what do you think?
00:29:32I like vocabulary.
00:29:34You like vocabulary.
00:29:36It's like how the universe came into being.
00:29:38Seriously?
00:29:40Yeah, it's like how the universe came into existence.
00:29:42You must be really smart.
00:29:44My students say that I'm so old
00:29:46it's not so much that I discovered it
00:29:48but that I remembered it.
00:29:50You were there when it happened.
00:29:52Alright.
00:29:54Fifth grade vocabulary,
00:29:56fifth grade astronomy.
00:29:58Uh-huh.
00:30:00Which one?
00:30:02You know how embarrassing I'll be
00:30:05Alright, I'll do astronomy first.
00:30:07Fifth grade astronomy.
00:30:13Alright, I want to see you
00:30:15not only take your trip to Bali,
00:30:17I want to see you get your lube shop
00:30:19in Las Vegas.
00:30:21But, I want to see you be smart.
00:30:23You've proven in the past that you can do that.
00:30:25If you get this one right,
00:30:27you're going to get $300,000.
00:30:29Alright.
00:30:35But, if you miss it,
00:30:37you're going to drop down to $25,000.
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00:30:43is coming up
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00:34:51♪ Are you smarter than a fifth grader? ♪
00:34:53Welcome back to
00:34:55Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
00:34:57It is a very fun night in the classroom.
00:34:59Our contestant, Professor George Smoot III,
00:35:01who won the Nobel Prize,
00:35:03is about to play for $300,000.
00:35:05$300,000.
00:35:07$300,000.
00:35:09$300,000.
00:35:11$300,000.
00:35:13Now, you said earlier that if you won the million dollars,
00:35:15you would travel a little bit,
00:35:17but you would also open up a lube shop in Las Vegas.
00:35:19It's a moneymaker.
00:35:21And fun.
00:35:23And fun.
00:35:25You really know how to party, George.
00:35:27It's in Vegas.
00:35:29I personally would love nothing more
00:35:31than to have the guy
00:35:33that gave away all the money he won
00:35:35for winning the Nobel Prize
00:35:37actually walk out of here with a million dollars today.
00:35:39That's what I want to see.
00:35:45The subject is
00:35:47fifth-grade astronomy.
00:35:49You ready? I'm ready.
00:35:51The question
00:35:53worth $300,000
00:35:55is this.
00:35:59What country
00:36:01was the first to put a human
00:36:03in space?
00:36:05What country was the first
00:36:07to put a human
00:36:09in space?
00:36:11Your classmate
00:36:13Francesca has locked in
00:36:15her answer.
00:36:17Don't hit too quickly,
00:36:19because here recently, we have had
00:36:21a lot of people get to the top of the ladder
00:36:23and drop back down to $25,000.
00:36:25I know. It's not a lot of fun.
00:36:27It's like being in free fall.
00:36:29Yeah.
00:36:31Except the free fall doesn't really hurt.
00:36:33It's that part where you hit the ground
00:36:35that hurts.
00:36:37What are you thinking, Professor?
00:36:39I'm thinking
00:36:41it was the Soviet Union,
00:36:43now broken up to Russia,
00:36:45and it was Yuri Gagarin.
00:36:57Remember
00:36:59how you said it was going to be very embarrassing
00:37:01if you missed an astronomy question?
00:37:03Yeah, I know. You didn't miss it.
00:37:05You're absolutely right.
00:37:07You got $300,000.
00:37:11$300,000
00:37:15just for giggles.
00:37:17No money on it.
00:37:19Do you remember when it was?
00:37:21In the 50s.
00:37:23Late 50s. No.
00:37:251963?
00:37:27No.
00:37:29I give up. When was it?
00:37:31April 12th, 1961.
00:37:33Ah, okay.
00:37:35So I got the right decade.
00:37:37You got the right decade
00:37:39on your third guess.
00:37:41And I knew the answer
00:37:43because it's written on this card.
00:37:49You know, I can still mess up here.
00:37:51I don't want to see you mess up.
00:37:53I would love tonight
00:37:55to be the night.
00:37:57But I don't want to see you give back money.
00:37:59Let's review where we are. Right now,
00:38:01in your pocket, you have $300,000.
00:38:07The last question
00:38:09on the board,
00:38:11the fifth-grade vocabulary question,
00:38:13is worth $500,000.
00:38:15You get it right,
00:38:17we're on to the million-dollar question.
00:38:19You miss it,
00:38:21you drop down to $25,000.
00:38:23Okay?
00:38:25You have one sheet remaining,
00:38:27which is a copy,
00:38:29which means you have to take the answer
00:38:31your classmate has written,
00:38:33if you choose to go that way.
00:38:35And you can see the question
00:38:37and still drop out of school.
00:38:39So here we go.
00:38:41Here is the $500,000 question.
00:38:43What two-word phrase
00:38:45derived from Italian
00:38:47is a musical term
00:38:49meaning to sing without accompaniment?
00:38:53What two-word phrase
00:38:55derived from Italian
00:38:57is a musical term
00:38:59meaning to sing without accompaniment?
00:39:03Your classmate
00:39:05has locked in her answer.
00:39:07Do you sing much?
00:39:09Not so much.
00:39:11And not without accompaniment.
00:39:13That'll drown me out.
00:39:15I kind of know the answer,
00:39:17but I have to take it.
00:39:19If you take your copy,
00:39:21you must take the answer
00:39:23your classmate has written down.
00:39:25Or you could drop out of school
00:39:27with $300,000,
00:39:29which is a pretty good day's work.
00:39:31I think it'd be fun to cheat.
00:39:33And to copy.
00:39:37Whoo!
00:39:41Have you got this?
00:39:43I didn't see that coming.
00:39:45You need to be in Las Vegas.
00:39:47I trust my classmates.
00:39:53I really did not see that coming.
00:39:55And doing this week after week,
00:39:57I think I know by this point in the game
00:39:59which way somebody's gonna go.
00:40:01You didn't look like a gambler.
00:40:05You said you had an idea.
00:40:07What was your idea?
00:40:09A cappella.
00:40:11A cappella.
00:40:13Hmm.
00:40:15Let's see what the class said.
00:40:21Bryce said musical.
00:40:23Jonathan said monologue.
00:40:25Jenna said vocomalti,
00:40:27which means I have no idea in Italian.
00:40:31And Olivia said monosing.
00:40:35Does that make you feel better?
00:40:37No.
00:40:39That's why I said Francesca to last.
00:40:41Here's the deal.
00:40:43They all got it wrong.
00:40:45Yeah, I recognize that.
00:40:47This is the same class
00:40:49that she sits in every week.
00:40:55A cappella,
00:40:57if you had said it yourself,
00:40:59is the right answer.
00:41:01But you didn't.
00:41:03You chose to go with her answer.
00:41:05The only way
00:41:07you can stay in the game
00:41:09is if your classmate Francesca
00:41:11said a cappella.
00:41:15For $500,000,
00:41:19Francesca's answer
00:41:21is coming up
00:41:23right after this!
00:41:25What are you doing with me?
00:41:37Ha-ha-ha!
00:41:41But I don't want to use my hands!
00:41:51You are a toy!
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00:45:17Welcome back to
00:45:19Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
00:45:21Our contestant, George Smooth III,
00:45:23the Nobel Prize winner,
00:45:25is playing for $500,000.
00:45:31Before the break,
00:45:33you were asked this
00:45:35fifth grade vocabulary question.
00:45:37What two-word phrase
00:45:39derived from Italian
00:45:41is a musical term
00:45:43meaning to sing without accompaniment?
00:45:45You decided to use your last cheat
00:45:47and copy Francesca's paper
00:45:49even though you had
00:45:51the correct answer,
00:45:53which is a cappella.
00:45:55So, the only way
00:45:57you can stay in the game
00:45:59is if this nine-year-old
00:46:01said a cappella.
00:46:03How are you feeling, Professor?
00:46:05Well, I'm nervous.
00:46:09I'm preparing for free fall.
00:46:11See, this is why you shouldn't gamble.
00:46:13And you want to go to Las Vegas.
00:46:15You want to go to Las Vegas.
00:46:19Professor, take a look at the board.
00:46:23Francesca said...
00:46:31a cappella.
00:46:33That's the answer!
00:46:39Oh, my gosh!
00:46:45Francesca!
00:46:51I am proud of you!
00:46:53Good job!
00:46:55Whoo!
00:47:03Whoo!
00:47:07Professor, we are halfway
00:47:09to the Loop Shop.
00:47:11You have $500,000.
00:47:17I don't want to come visit.
00:47:19I want a free lube on my truck
00:47:21the rest of my life.
00:47:23We'll work something out.
00:47:25Work something out.
00:47:27You know that's going to be a discount.
00:47:29It's not going to be free.
00:47:31All right.
00:47:33Your heart's got to be pounding right now.
00:47:35A little bit.
00:47:37You almost just lost half a million dollars.
00:47:39Of course.
00:47:41George the third.
00:47:43I don't know.
00:47:45It sounds smarter the other way.
00:47:47George Smoot the third.
00:47:49We are at the million-dollar question.
00:47:57This doesn't happen often
00:47:59in this classroom,
00:48:01but we are about to see the subject
00:48:03for the million-dollar question.
00:48:05Let me tell you how it's different
00:48:07from the other questions.
00:48:09Whoever served you well today...
00:48:11They did great.
00:48:13...can help you out.
00:48:15It's just you, Professor.
00:48:19I'm going to show you the subject
00:48:21at which point you can choose
00:48:23whether you want to see the question or not.
00:48:25But once you elect to see the question,
00:48:27you have to answer.
00:48:29Answer correctly, and you walk out of here
00:48:31with $1 million
00:48:33and a Lube Shop.
00:48:35Answer incorrectly,
00:48:37you're going to give back
00:48:39$475,000, okay?
00:48:41That's not so cool.
00:48:43Not so cool.
00:48:45You ready to see the subject?
00:48:47Yes, I am.
00:48:49Do not hit the button too quickly.
00:48:51Alright.
00:48:53Is there any subject that if it was up there
00:48:55you know without a doubt you wouldn't go for?
00:48:57Clearly vocabulary.
00:48:59Vocabulary.
00:49:01Like I said, you and I could hang together.
00:49:03The subject of the million-dollar question
00:49:05is this.
00:49:09U.S. Geography.
00:49:15Well, I know a lot about geography.
00:49:17Right now you have half a million.
00:49:19I have half a million.
00:49:21You can walk out of here right now with half a million.
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:25You get it wrong, you're going to drop down to $25,000.
00:49:27It's just a question of
00:49:29do you want to risk
00:49:31the half a million or not?
00:49:33What are you thinking?
00:49:35I mean, how strong do you feel
00:49:37in U.S. Geography?
00:49:39I feel pretty good.
00:49:41I think I can probably get it.
00:49:47I'm trying to decide what the risk is about going forward.
00:49:49Because some of my friends said
00:49:51if you ever get this far, stop.
00:49:53Well, some of those friends must have been watching this show,
00:49:55George, because we have only had a handful
00:49:57of people make it to this point.
00:49:59George, take a look at the board.
00:50:01You can figure the odds out yourself,
00:50:03gambling man.
00:50:05Only 14 contestants have made it this far.
00:50:07Ten of them
00:50:09dropped out and went home with $500,000.
00:50:13Four of them
00:50:15solved the million-dollar question.
00:50:17Three of those
00:50:19were wrong and lost
00:50:21$475,000.
00:50:25Only one person has made it
00:50:27to the million dollar.
00:50:33So figure the odds out yourself,
00:50:35Mr. Nobel Prize winner.
00:50:37What are you going to do,
00:50:39George Smoot III?
00:50:43Ask me.
00:50:45What do you think?
00:50:47Go for it.
00:50:49Go for it.
00:50:51Go for it.
00:50:53Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:50:57I love the fact
00:50:59that you're asking people who get $10 a week
00:51:01an allowance what they would do.
00:51:03And all of them are going,
00:51:05go for it, yeah.
00:51:09I have a feeling
00:51:11which way this is going to go.
00:51:13Let me ask the crowd, what do you think he ought to do?
00:51:15Go for it.
00:51:23I want everybody
00:51:25to put in money.
00:51:31So what are you thinking, George?
00:51:39A lucky medal.
00:51:41So what are you
00:51:43going to do, George Smoot III?
00:51:51All right, I'll go for it.
00:52:05Do you want to lock that in?
00:52:07Not really.
00:52:09All right.
00:52:13George Smoot is playing for a million dollars
00:52:15when we come back.
00:52:17Oh, yeah.
00:52:25Up next,
00:52:27it's Million Dollar Madness.
00:52:29See the question,
00:52:31see if you'd get it right.
00:52:33And more importantly...
00:52:35What are you thinking?
00:52:37George Smoot win the loot.
00:52:39Up next...
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00:55:41Welcome back.
00:55:43We are playing for $1 million.
00:55:49It is a wild night in the classroom.
00:55:51We have Nobel Prize winning
00:55:53scientist George Smoot III.
00:55:55He has $500,000 in his pocket.
00:55:57We are about to see the million-dollar question.
00:56:01All right, Professor.
00:56:03The subject of the million-dollar question
00:56:05is U.S. Geography.
00:56:09The one million-dollar question is...
00:56:15What U.S. state
00:56:17is home to Acadia National Park?
00:56:19What U.S. state
00:56:21is home to Acadia National Park?
00:56:25What U.S. state
00:56:27is home to Acadia National Park?
00:56:37I'm thinking it's either...
00:56:39It's on one of the coasts,
00:56:41and so it's either got to be Maine
00:56:43or California.
00:56:49Let me think.
00:57:01Why am I thinking about California?
00:57:03Maine sort of feels better,
00:57:05but I don't know.
00:57:07California keeps sticking in my mind.
00:57:09Acadia National Park.
00:57:11Ah.
00:57:17I'm going to go with Maine.
00:57:31How did you come to Maine?
00:57:33Tell me what you were thinking.
00:57:35Been everywhere, done everything.
00:57:37Been everywhere, done everything?
00:57:39I know I visited places like that.
00:57:41I just got to remember where it was.
00:57:43It's a memory search, you know?
00:57:47Professor,
00:57:49for one million dollars,
00:57:51the question was
00:57:53what U.S. state
00:57:55is home to Acadia National Park?
00:57:57You said Maine.
00:58:03Oh, man, I hate this part.
00:58:09You made history one time
00:58:11with the Big Bang Theory,
00:58:13but tonight,
00:58:15you made it again, you guys!
00:58:17You made it!
00:58:19You made it!
00:58:21You made it!
00:58:23You made it!
00:58:25You made it!
00:58:27You made it!
00:58:29You made it!
00:58:31Unbelievable!
00:58:33That is awesome!
00:58:35Congratulations!
00:58:37That is awesome!
00:58:41Oh, my gosh!
00:58:45How about that?
00:58:49Is that familiar?
00:58:51I got to be honest with you.
00:58:53I didn't see you answering that.
00:58:57All I'm thinking is
00:58:59the next time I go to Las Vegas,
00:59:01I'm going to the Big Bang Lube shop.
00:59:03Congratulations!
00:59:07That is so cool.
00:59:09You were only the second person
00:59:11and the first man
00:59:13that ever gets to say this.
00:59:15There's the camera.
00:59:17I am George Smoot,
00:59:19and I am smarter than a fifth grader.
00:59:23Goodbye, everybody.
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