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00:00:00I like you. I've liked you for a long time.
00:00:04I don't know if you feel the same, but I don't want to dance around anymore.
00:00:18That was nice.
00:00:19I'm good at this.
00:00:20I am too.
00:00:21Thanks.
00:00:22I guess it just comes naturally.
00:00:25Ow!
00:00:27Don't you knock?
00:00:30What the fuck are you doing?
00:00:31Nothing! I was popping a zit! Get out!
00:00:33Oh.
00:00:35For a second there I thought you might have been fucking the door.
00:00:37Can you leave?
00:00:38Mom wanted me to make sure you're up.
00:00:40Clearly you are.
00:00:41Get out!
00:00:44High school's gonna murder you.
00:00:52Benj! Breakfast!
00:00:56Alyssa, will you put that away?
00:00:58The whole point of getting the nose job was to fixate on it less than before.
00:01:02It's called confidence.
00:01:03You're so confident you changed your face.
00:01:05Well, I just didn't identify with my birth nose.
00:01:07And I had the courage to activate my true self.
00:01:10Wow. That's very brave.
00:01:12Yeah, that and your girlfriend dumped you for Joni Hudson.
00:01:15Do not speak that whore's name in my presence.
00:01:17Okay, let's all just take a big, deep breath.
00:01:20Good morning. Eat up.
00:01:25Yeah, I'm good.
00:01:26One blueberry does not make a meal.
00:01:28Bailey and I are getting smoothies.
00:01:29Bailey's coming over?
00:01:30Bailey's coming over?
00:01:31Yeah, in about 30 seconds.
00:01:32So, try not to blast her through the wall with a fire hose of cum.
00:01:35Jesus! Alyssa Gross.
00:01:37Can you not be disgusting, please?
00:01:40Good morning.
00:01:49What's up, Bailey?
00:01:50Hey, Benji boy.
00:01:52Good morning, Bailey. Happy first day of school.
00:01:54I don't understand why I can't just drive to school with you guys.
00:01:56We have first period free.
00:01:57Yeah, and, like, your whole vibe just, like, sucks.
00:01:59Don't listen to them. You and your carpool are going to have a great time.
00:02:02Is he going to bring you home after musical theater?
00:02:04I'm not doing that anymore. It's lame.
00:02:06What? Lame? What? No! You're so talented, you can't give that up.
00:02:10Oh, my God. Remember when you dressed up as Stevie Wonder and he would sing for us?
00:02:14I was 10. That was a million years ago.
00:02:16Oh, I remember. He was so good.
00:02:18Good? He was amazing.
00:02:20Wait, who's your carpool?
00:02:22Some senior that the school assigned to me. Adam Rubens or something?
00:02:28Ruben?
00:02:29What, is he, like, really cool?
00:02:30No. He's, like, the worst person in the entire school.
00:02:33Seriously?
00:02:34The kid's terrible.
00:02:35Okay, well, you know what that sounds like to me? That sounds like you could both use a friend.
00:02:39How serendipitous.
00:02:40Come on, Bailey. Let's go.
00:02:43Have a great day at school. I love you.
00:02:45See you at school.
00:02:46Love you, too, Mom.
00:02:48What? No goodbye?
00:02:51I love you.
00:02:52I love you, too.
00:02:53You have the best day, okay?
00:02:54Mm-hmm.
00:02:55The coolest thing you can do is be yourself.
00:02:56Mm-hmm.
00:02:57Trust me. You go up to some kid and you look him right in the eye and say,
00:03:00Hey, my name is Benj and I want to be your pal.
00:03:04Okay?
00:03:05Yeah.
00:03:06It's the eye contact that does it. That's confidence.
00:03:08I love you so much.
00:03:09Okay.
00:03:10Please release me.
00:03:11Have so much fun with your carpool.
00:03:13Wear your seatbelt.
00:03:14This day's for you. You make it yours.
00:03:22Who the hell is this guy?
00:03:35Hey, it's not Benj.
00:03:36Hurry up. We're late.
00:03:48Hold this.
00:03:52Don't eat it.
00:03:53I'm not going to eat it.
00:03:54I'm fucking ready to go.
00:03:56I'm not your fucking lunch cart, bro.
00:04:05Are you okay, man?
00:04:08Adam?
00:04:09Hello?
00:04:11Light screen.
00:04:12Dude, wake up. The light screen.
00:04:14Fucking idiot.
00:04:16Ruby!
00:04:21Did you take a bite of this?
00:04:22No.
00:04:30Freshman shit in the front.
00:04:32Who the fuck made that rule?
00:04:33Please, let it go. I already got the runs.
00:04:37Dude, don't tell me that's a lunch box.
00:04:40What's wrong with my lunch box?
00:04:42Are you trying to get us killed?
00:04:43Just get ready.
00:04:44Hold on.
00:04:45Let's see what we got.
00:04:47You know, my mom went all out on day one.
00:04:49Day one?
00:04:50What the...
00:04:53She ate my sandwich.
00:04:55Who?
00:04:56Dennis.
00:04:57Her stupid-ass boyfriend.
00:04:59Your mom's still with that scumbag?
00:05:01Yes, and he's ruining my life.
00:05:03The other night, he woke me up to ask if he could borrow a condom.
00:05:06Man, you put up with that shit.
00:05:08What am I supposed to do?
00:05:09I don't know.
00:05:10Slop it.
00:05:11Ask his toothbrush.
00:05:12Just do something.
00:05:13No, sometimes the best thing to do is nothing.
00:05:16When you get attacked by an animal,
00:05:18you play dead.
00:05:20I'm not wired that way.
00:05:21When someone disrespects me,
00:05:23I show them where the line is.
00:05:29Gang, gang, y'all.
00:05:30Happy first day of school.
00:05:32The sun is shining, the birds are chirping,
00:05:35and your boy Koosh has a breaking...
00:05:36The fuck you just say?
00:05:38Hi.
00:05:39You're not Koosh.
00:05:40That's my name.
00:05:41But both Kooshani's, though.
00:05:43Can't we share it?
00:05:44Bro, you want to rep the Koosh brand?
00:05:47You gotta live up to it.
00:05:49Until then, I hear anyone call you Koosh,
00:05:51I'm gonna throttle you.
00:05:53Okay.
00:05:54Jeez.
00:05:57Can I ask what the brand is?
00:06:02Fucking legendary king shit, dog.
00:06:05Sick.
00:06:06How'd you get that started?
00:06:07I ripped the senior's ear off before the first bell rang.
00:06:10Jesus.
00:06:11Can't you just tell people I'm their cool younger bro?
00:06:14Nah, homie.
00:06:15You gotta forge your own path.
00:06:17I'm trying to build your character.
00:06:19Oh.
00:06:22Thanks.
00:06:23But figure that shit out fast.
00:06:25Like, this week.
00:06:26All right?
00:06:27Before everyone realizes what a bitch you are.
00:06:40Out.
00:06:42Are we not driving you?
00:06:43I am.
00:06:44Not with some bitch-ass freshman in the car.
00:06:46I'm only doing this to get out of detention.
00:06:48Let's go, I'm late.
00:06:55Nice kid.
00:07:05Move, pussies!
00:07:06What the fuck, man?
00:07:09I have a bad feeling about this.
00:07:11Gentlemen.
00:07:12Ready for the best year of our lives?
00:07:14The best year of our lives?
00:07:15It was almost the last year of our lives.
00:07:16You fucking see that shit?
00:07:17Ancient history.
00:07:18Once that bell rings, we're in high school.
00:07:20You know what that means?
00:07:21New teachers?
00:07:22More pressure from our parents to succeed?
00:07:24Pubes?
00:07:25No, it means we have a fresh start.
00:07:26Anything is possible.
00:07:28Check it out.
00:07:29Here comes Goosh.
00:07:41Do I still have to hang out with him?
00:07:42Come on, he's our friend.
00:07:43He's an asshole.
00:07:44Well, well, if it isn't the dick and his two weird little balls.
00:07:47Hey, Goosh.
00:07:48Oh, Goosh.
00:07:49Don't forget, I'm serious.
00:07:53You guys can't call me Goosh anymore.
00:07:54My brother says I haven't earned that name yet.
00:07:56He's gonna pound me every time he hears it.
00:07:58What are we supposed to call you?
00:07:59My real name, I guess.
00:08:01Danga?
00:08:02It's Donna, ass.
00:08:06Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, fuckos.
00:08:08You can be chugging my hog when you hear what I have in store for you.
00:08:10My parents are going out of town this weekend.
00:08:12And yours truly is throwing a massive rager.
00:08:15Five kegs, sick-ass DJ, insane dong-to-puss ratio.
00:08:18Shit's gonna be fucking lit.
00:08:20How are you gonna pull that off?
00:08:22We're your only friends.
00:08:23My brother's helping.
00:08:24Oh, so K-von is throwing a party.
00:08:27We both are.
00:08:28That sounds terrifying.
00:08:30Are freshmen even allowed?
00:08:31Fuck no.
00:08:32But I'm VIP.
00:08:33You clits are my three plus ones.
00:08:35That's plus three, you fucking idiot.
00:08:37Two and a half.
00:08:38We count your shrimpy ass.
00:08:39Fuck you, man.
00:08:41Hey, it's perfect.
00:08:42That's where I'll make my move on Bailey.
00:08:44Oh, man.
00:08:46What happened to starting fresh?
00:08:47Yeah, Bailey's great, but she's a sophomore, man.
00:08:50It's never gonna happen.
00:08:51Something happened this summer, and I think I got a real shot.
00:08:56One night I couldn't sleep, so I went downstairs to make a snack.
00:09:00Hi there.
00:09:01You fucked her.
00:09:02What? No.
00:09:03Wanna hear the story or not?
00:09:04Sorry, I just got a little excited, okay?
00:09:07Go on.
00:09:08Okay, I was pretty surprised, but I played it cool.
00:09:10I played it cool.
00:09:13Bailey, hey, what are you doing up?
00:09:15Your sister snores like a Saint Bernard.
00:09:17She should really see her plastic surgeon.
00:09:20Totally.
00:09:21You know, I love dogs.
00:09:29You mind if I hang out?
00:09:32It's your house.
00:09:37So we start talking, and it's going great.
00:09:39I mean, the conversation's flowing, we're giggling and shit.
00:09:43I don't even know what I said, but I was in the zone.
00:09:46You know, I don't completely hate hanging out with you.
00:09:50Wow, that's... thank you.
00:09:52I mean, let's not make a public display of it, like don't talk to me at school or anything.
00:09:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, I won't, for sure.
00:09:58I'm fucking with you.
00:09:59You can talk to me.
00:10:01We'll grab a beer sometime.
00:10:02We were firing on all cylinders.
00:10:06But then...
00:10:10Whoa!
00:10:12Okay, now we're getting somewhere.
00:10:14Yeah, this is where the story should have started.
00:10:16All right, so what happened next, man?
00:10:18Did you make a move? Did you touch it?
00:10:21I froze up.
00:10:22And she never noticed?
00:10:23She did eventually.
00:10:27Has my boob been out this whole time?
00:10:30Whose boob?
00:10:31My boob.
00:10:34I'm sorry, repeat the question.
00:10:35What the fuck? Why didn't you say anything?
00:10:36I'm sorry, I just didn't want the conversation to end.
00:10:40Nice recovery.
00:10:41Then what happened?
00:10:43Well, nothing.
00:10:45She went to bed.
00:10:47That's it?
00:10:48You're kidding me, right?
00:10:50Wait, I'm confused.
00:10:52How does that story make you think you have a chance?
00:10:55You had to be there.
00:10:57For the first time, she saw me as a man.
00:10:59An adult man.
00:11:01One to tend me on her nipple.
00:11:03Twelve.
00:11:04Twelve.
00:11:17Holy shit.
00:11:18Peep this one.
00:11:20Hey, you. Little man.
00:11:21Me?
00:11:22Bro, how old are you?
00:11:24Fifteen.
00:11:25Fuck off. Months or years.
00:11:27Bro, you are crazy looking.
00:11:29Your name is fetus now.
00:11:31Oh, I don't know about that.
00:11:32I do.
00:11:33Later, fetus.
00:11:38Mamma mia, that one looks like a meatball.
00:11:41Holy shit. You! You!
00:11:42Get over here.
00:11:43Fuck! Game over.
00:11:45I'm fetus for the next four years.
00:11:47I'm the oldest person in our grade
00:11:49and I look like fucking Thumbelina.
00:11:51To be fair, she was adorable.
00:11:52Whoa.
00:11:59What the fuck is that?
00:12:00That's Katrina Orellana.
00:12:02Dope as chicken school.
00:12:03Half a million followers.
00:12:04Max Solon's brother cheated on her
00:12:06and she iced him out so bad
00:12:08he had to transfer schools.
00:12:10I'm not ready for something like that.
00:12:12I am.
00:12:13She'll be at my party.
00:12:14Your brother's party.
00:12:16Fuck off, Eddie. It's mine, too.
00:12:18Okay, well, I'll see you guys later.
00:12:19I'm going to class.
00:12:26Planko!
00:12:27My brother from another mother.
00:12:29It's Studebaker.
00:12:31Yeah, listen.
00:12:32Last time you said it was late notice,
00:12:34so this time I'm getting in front of that bitch.
00:12:36Friday night, my place, poker with the boys.
00:12:38Are you in?
00:12:41I can pivot, bro.
00:12:42Saturday night.
00:12:43Let's do it Saturday night.
00:12:44Problem solved.
00:12:45I...
00:12:49Yeah, look, man, I'm going to level with you, okay?
00:12:51Allie and I, we broke up.
00:12:53No, it's okay.
00:12:54Don't apologize.
00:12:55It's all good, you know.
00:12:56It's better, actually.
00:12:57It's going to be better.
00:12:58All right.
00:12:59Be good, okay?
00:13:00Talk soon.
00:13:01All right, brother.
00:13:02Later.
00:13:11Muldoon!
00:13:12Your wife still got you by the balls?
00:13:15I'm sorry, buddy.
00:13:16I thought she was in remission.
00:13:27All right, people.
00:13:28Let's get after it.
00:13:30I'm Mr. Studebaker.
00:13:32Welcome to Intro to Chem.
00:13:33Chem is short for chemistry.
00:13:34Intro, short for introduction.
00:13:36If I've lost you already, well, then you're fucked.
00:13:40My dude.
00:13:42Tell me your name.
00:13:44Benj.
00:13:45Benj, with a J?
00:13:46All right, well, hit the J, bro.
00:13:47Let him know.
00:13:49Can you tell me what the chemical formula for water is, Benj?
00:13:52H2O.
00:13:53Whoa!
00:13:54Genius alert.
00:13:56Can anybody tell me what would happen if I took some of this H2O and mixed it with a
00:14:04little bit of hydrogen peroxide and some garden variety dish soap?
00:14:08Anybody?
00:14:09No?
00:14:10Well, I guess we're just going to have to find out.
00:14:12Look out!
00:14:16Huh.
00:14:17That's weird.
00:14:19Why don't we add a little potassium iodide, just to see what happens?
00:14:24Whoa!
00:14:27All right.
00:14:28Listen, all I ask is that you be on time, be engaged, and if the entire class can maintain
00:14:34a B average, I'll teach you how to make a nuclear bomb.
00:14:39All right, I'm kidding.
00:14:40But I will teach you how to make a Drano bomb.
00:14:42That way you can blow up mailboxes and, you know, shit like that.
00:14:54Whoa!
00:14:59Are we making a stop?
00:15:01I gotta do something.
00:15:04Dope.
00:15:07I just have a lot of homework to do, so...
00:15:09Well, the sooner you shut up, the sooner you'll get to your precious homework.
00:15:13I don't see how that makes sense.
00:15:16Just shut up.
00:15:17Okay.
00:15:20Hey, Ned.
00:15:21What's that?
00:15:22D&D.
00:15:23Selling it.
00:15:24Can't you buy that at, like, Whole Foods or something?
00:15:26Well, you could, but I tell people it's ecstasy, dummy.
00:15:29Let's roll.
00:15:30What?
00:15:31No, no, I'm not going.
00:15:32That's illegal.
00:15:33And that's okay, but I have a lot of homework to do.
00:15:35Bro, shut up about homework.
00:15:37Okay?
00:15:38I cannot give less of a fuck about homework.
00:15:40You know this.
00:15:41We're a carpool talk.
00:15:42I'm not trying to be difficult.
00:15:44I don't know if I can do this.
00:15:47Just calm down.
00:15:48Okay?
00:15:49All right?
00:15:50Just breathe.
00:15:51Everything will be fine.
00:15:52Are you calm?
00:15:54Yeah.
00:15:55Good.
00:15:56Well, check this out.
00:15:57What the fuck is that?
00:15:59Freaking cattle prod, bro.
00:16:01Amazon Prime.
00:16:02Anything goes wrong, I'm gonna light these fuckers up.
00:16:04Let's go.
00:16:05No, I'm not going.
00:16:10All right, listen, kid.
00:16:12Here's what's gonna happen.
00:16:13I'm gonna count to three, and if you're not out of this car by that time,
00:16:17I will zap you so hard you shit lightning.
00:16:20One.
00:16:31What, do these guys go to school?
00:16:32I don't even think they go to school.
00:16:34Okay, let's just make it quick, all right?
00:16:36Yeah, no shit.
00:16:37You think I want to be here all day?
00:16:41Yo.
00:16:43You got the shit?
00:16:44Asking you shall receive.
00:16:46Where should we do this?
00:16:47Right here, still.
00:16:48Someone said a scream.
00:16:49Said a scream.
00:16:55Dude, look, natural.
00:16:59All right.
00:17:0130 a pill, 10 pills, 300 bucks.
00:17:03That's kind of steep, no?
00:17:05Yeah, well, you pay for quality.
00:17:07The man here is the chef.
00:17:08Only uses the freshest ingredients.
00:17:10Word.
00:17:11Shit's clean?
00:17:12Uh, yep.
00:17:14Farm fresh.
00:17:19Dope.
00:17:21Just got to test them real quick.
00:17:24You better watch out for that fentanyl.
00:17:27It's a fucking epidemic, bro.
00:17:29I should take my cousin.
00:17:30Christina?
00:17:31Yeah, man.
00:17:32Man, she was thick.
00:17:33What?
00:17:39Yo, chill, chill.
00:17:41Cops.
00:17:42Fucking pigs.
00:17:44Yeah, fuck 12, yo.
00:17:47Yeah, totally.
00:17:48We should, like, defund their asses.
00:17:50Or at least, like, reallocate some budget or something.
00:17:56Nah, fuck it.
00:17:57We're good.
00:17:58Shit stank.
00:17:59We'll hit you up for more.
00:18:05Homework time!
00:18:17Thank you, Janet.
00:18:18Looking brighter since the divorce.
00:18:20Whatever you're doing, keep it up.
00:18:22Yo, Dom.
00:18:24I saw you follow me on Spotify.
00:18:25Keep an eye out for my next playlist, huh?
00:18:27It's going to be hot.
00:18:28Yo, Stokes.
00:18:29You coming to Kushner's party tonight?
00:18:30Why?
00:18:31So I can watch you get embarrassed in flip cup?
00:18:34No, seriously, though.
00:18:35You should come, all right?
00:18:36Everyone would be so stoked to see you there.
00:18:37I'll tell you what.
00:18:38Put me down as a never-going-to-happen.
00:18:39But be safe, okay?
00:18:42Gino.
00:18:43Where were you at lab today, my man?
00:18:44Just kidding.
00:18:45I'm sure you had a good excuse.
00:18:46Oh, Becca.
00:18:47Short hair don't care.
00:18:49What are you looking at?
00:18:50Nicole's Instagram?
00:18:51I can't believe she dumped me for this basic bitch.
00:18:53She's actually pretty nice.
00:18:54Okay, sorry.
00:18:55I didn't realize you guys were like scissor sisters.
00:18:57I'm just saying, I mean...
00:18:59Okay, be honest.
00:19:00Is everyone talking about my nose?
00:19:01Um, no one said anything to me.
00:19:04They definitely noticed.
00:19:05I can feel the attention.
00:19:06Damn, Alyssa.
00:19:08You're looking good.
00:19:09Don't look at me.
00:19:10You heard about my party tonight?
00:19:12I heard about your brother's party.
00:19:13It's both of ours.
00:19:14Hey.
00:19:15Why don't you take my snap?
00:19:16In case you have any trouble at the door.
00:19:18I feel like I'm done with this conversation.
00:19:20Seriously, though.
00:19:21You should definitely come.
00:19:22It'd be cool to hang since we're all in high school now.
00:19:24Yeah.
00:19:25Maybe.
00:19:26Right on, right on.
00:19:27Very nice.
00:19:31Oh, my God.
00:19:32Get lost.
00:19:33Or I'll tell Bailey you don't have pubes.
00:19:34I have pubes.
00:19:35Gross.
00:19:37Anyway, I hope to see you later.
00:19:39Dude.
00:19:40You crushed that.
00:19:41You think?
00:19:42Definitely.
00:19:43She wants you.
00:19:45I am feeling really good about this party.
00:19:46I mean, it has all the ingredients of a classic meet-cute.
00:19:49What the fuck's a meet-cute?
00:19:50It's a movie thing.
00:19:51You know, when fate brings two people together
00:19:53in a charming and romantic way.
00:19:54But Bailey's already met you.
00:19:55She hasn't met the new me.
00:19:56All that singing and nerd shit I was into is history.
00:19:58Dude.
00:19:59Every one of us has a history.
00:20:01I don't care.
00:20:02I don't care.
00:20:03I don't care.
00:20:04I don't care.
00:20:05I don't care.
00:20:06I don't care.
00:20:07Dude.
00:20:08Everyone is talking about this party.
00:20:10I heard there might be a fight.
00:20:11I heard that too.
00:20:12Hang on.
00:20:13This is the first time I'm hearing of a fight.
00:20:14There's gonna be tons of fights.
00:20:15My brother's taping his hands.
00:20:16What for?
00:20:17I assume so we can punch harder?
00:20:18And longer.
00:20:20That's it.
00:20:21I'm out.
00:20:22What are you talking about?
00:20:23I'm talking about I'm not going.
00:20:25There's gonna be people fighting and fucking
00:20:27and all sorts of crazy shit.
00:20:29It's too risky.
00:20:30And I can't do it.
00:20:31I won't do it.
00:20:32Yeah, you know, I think I'm out too, man.
00:20:34I mean, I'm at a critical tipping point
00:20:36with this whole fetus thing.
00:20:37And I think I should just lay low
00:20:38until this all blows over.
00:20:39What up, fetus?
00:20:40Hey, fellas.
00:20:42Fuck!
00:20:43What the fuck, guys?
00:20:44You can't bail.
00:20:45He's right.
00:20:46We're the only freshmen invited.
00:20:48That type of publicity could carry us
00:20:49through the rest of the year.
00:20:50Maybe even through high school.
00:20:52And who you are in high school
00:20:53is basically who you'll be forever.
00:20:55We have one chance to make a first impression
00:20:57and tomorrow night is it.
00:20:58You're gonna lose that shitty nickname.
00:21:00You're gonna stop being scared.
00:21:02And you're gonna earn your brother's respect.
00:21:04This isn't just a party.
00:21:05This is our future.
00:21:07Do I have to get drunk on alcohol?
00:21:09Yes.
00:21:10You don't have to do anything you don't want to.
00:21:14All right.
00:21:15Fine, man, but...
00:21:17If anyone calls me fucking fetus,
00:21:19I'm walking.
00:21:20Chill out, fetus.
00:21:23Hey, guys.
00:21:24It's your boy Koush here.
00:21:25Just wanted to give you a quick update.
00:21:27Just wrapped week one of high school
00:21:28and I'm not gonna lie.
00:21:30It was tough.
00:21:31Luckily, I have the weekend
00:21:32to catch up on some sleep,
00:21:33get a head start on homework.
00:21:35And psych!
00:21:36Shit's going down tonight.
00:21:37Casa de Koush.
00:21:39Fuck school, fuck college.
00:21:40We're all about getting lit and making money.
00:21:43Come one, come all.
00:21:44Black, white, Asian, trans.
00:21:46We love all people.
00:21:48Unless you're ugly.
00:21:49Then keep your bum ass the fuck home.
00:21:51Peace!
00:21:53You sure we're not too early?
00:21:55Nah.
00:21:56Koush said come for the VIP pregame.
00:21:59Hello?
00:22:00Hey, Koush.
00:22:01Ow!
00:22:02Sorry.
00:22:04Donna?
00:22:05Come around the side.
00:22:21Hey, guys.
00:22:22Damn.
00:22:23Katrina Ariana's here?
00:22:24Jeez.
00:22:25She's like a wild animal.
00:22:28Bad news, guys.
00:22:29Kayvon says I can only have one plus one.
00:22:32You're kidding me, right?
00:22:34He says the party's gonna have enough pussy
00:22:36without you pussies.
00:22:38Is it done?
00:22:39I'm doing it.
00:22:41Sorry, guys.
00:22:42My bad.
00:22:43Your bad?
00:22:44All week it's been,
00:22:45my party, my party.
00:22:47You can't even get three fucking plus ones.
00:22:49Oh, fuck!
00:22:50Now I'm doing it.
00:22:51Guys, I don't mean to be dramatic, but
00:22:53if I don't get with Bailey tonight,
00:22:55I'll kill myself.
00:22:57Hey, hey, hey, come on.
00:22:58I need this plus one.
00:22:59This might be my only chance.
00:23:00Please, I'll do anything.
00:23:01It's yours, honestly.
00:23:03I'm relieved.
00:23:04Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:23:05Not so fast.
00:23:06Connor?
00:23:07What?
00:23:08Bench here says he'll do anything.
00:23:10Care to best that offer?
00:23:12Go fuck yourself.
00:23:13I hope someone drowns in the pool
00:23:15and they sue your family.
00:23:16Let's go, Eddie.
00:23:18Later, guys.
00:23:19Good luck.
00:23:20Hey.
00:23:22I'm glad it's you.
00:23:24Wanna see something cool?
00:23:26Sure.
00:23:27Let's go.
00:23:35What is this?
00:23:36Well, you know how Kayvon's been pushing me
00:23:38to realize my full potential.
00:23:39He abuses you.
00:23:40It's all love.
00:23:41I just need to do something legendary
00:23:42for him to respect me.
00:23:43So, I'm gonna hook up with a senior.
00:23:46No, you're not.
00:23:48Oh, but I am.
00:23:49See, your MeQ idea inspired me.
00:23:52But the only problem is,
00:23:53it leaves too much up to fate.
00:23:55I don't love where this is going.
00:23:56Think about it.
00:23:57Guys are always scheming to get girls in movies.
00:23:59They spy on them or dress up like chicks
00:24:01to steal their secrets.
00:24:02I saw, like, six different movies
00:24:04where a guy convinces a girl with amnesia
00:24:06she's his wife.
00:24:07Whatever.
00:24:09Explain this.
00:24:10Ah.
00:24:11That's how I remove fate from the equation.
00:24:13From here, I can zero in on a hot senior,
00:24:15pierce her with Cupid's arrow,
00:24:17and convince her to hook up with me.
00:24:19That sounds...
00:24:21very creepy.
00:24:23Creepy?
00:24:24It's the same thing you're doing, only better.
00:24:26Well, my thing with Bailey isn't the same at all.
00:24:28How is this different?
00:24:29Bailey's my soulmate.
00:24:30You don't even know your girl yet.
00:24:32Oh, I suppose it would be better
00:24:33if I stalked her for years.
00:24:35I don't stalk her.
00:24:36I love her.
00:24:37Such a fine line, isn't it?
00:24:38Okay, I'm out of here.
00:24:39I'm going to the party.
00:24:40I wouldn't do that if I were you.
00:24:42You only get one chance to make an entrance.
00:24:44And you want to waste it
00:24:45while there's barely anyone here?
00:24:50Fine.
00:24:51But I do not support this.
00:24:53I can live with that.
00:24:54Say cheese.
00:24:59This is such fucking bullshit.
00:25:02We should just call the cops
00:25:03and get that shit shut down.
00:25:05Why are you so mad?
00:25:06A few hours ago, you didn't even want to go.
00:25:08Yeah, but I decide.
00:25:10They don't tell me I can't go.
00:25:11That's my decision.
00:25:13Let's get wild tonight.
00:25:14Get wild?
00:25:15You know what I mean.
00:25:17Let's, uh, smoke cigarettes.
00:25:19I have allergies.
00:25:20Let's just do something.
00:25:21We are.
00:25:22We're going to play some Halo,
00:25:23crush some motherfucking meatloaf.
00:25:25Shit's going to be lit.
00:25:26Oh, there are my guys, huh?
00:25:29Yeah, staring down the barrel
00:25:31of another wild night, I see.
00:25:33Can I help you, Dennis?
00:25:34I doubt it.
00:25:35I'm just waiting for your mom to get ready.
00:25:37You know, it's her birthday,
00:25:38so I want to do something special to her.
00:25:40Hey, can I ask you guys a question?
00:25:42Obviously, you're not doing gangbusters
00:25:44in the real world, right?
00:25:45Which is fine.
00:25:46But you're at least getting some action
00:25:48in the metaverse or something, right?
00:25:51Wait, hold that thought, hold that thought.
00:25:53Yo.
00:25:55Oh, my man.
00:25:58No, I can't do that tonight.
00:26:02Take my lady out for her birthday.
00:26:04Yeah, the one with the kid.
00:26:07Mm-hmm.
00:26:09Trust me, he doesn't have that in him.
00:26:11Awesome, call me tomorrow.
00:26:12I want to hear about that.
00:26:14Peace.
00:26:16I'm a fucking douchebag.
00:26:17Hi, boys.
00:26:19Mama, looking good.
00:26:20Looking very good, my queen.
00:26:24Hey, Mrs. Young, happy birthday.
00:26:26Wait, wait, wait.
00:26:28Okay.
00:26:30Happy birthday.
00:26:31Thank you, Connor.
00:26:32Any big plans?
00:26:33Dennis is taking me out to dinner.
00:26:35No boo.
00:26:36Then we're getting a hotel for the night.
00:26:37Four seasons.
00:26:39This guy gets it.
00:26:43Hey, we should go.
00:26:44The Uber's here.
00:26:45Dinner's in the oven.
00:26:46Call if you need us, and be careful.
00:26:48Make sure you blow on the food before you bite into it,
00:26:50because I really don't want you to burn your little tonguesies.
00:26:52Okay, okay.
00:26:53Good night, boys.
00:26:54Yeah, good night, boys.
00:27:00See, even your creepy-ass dad thinks we're pussies.
00:27:03He's not my dad.
00:27:04Well, he's definitely your daddy.
00:27:06I was going to go fuck your mom at some cheap motel.
00:27:08We're going to the Four Seasons.
00:27:09Whatever, dude.
00:27:11Everybody is partying and fucking except us.
00:27:14The fact that they're willing to leave you alone speaks volumes
00:27:16about how little respect they have for you.
00:27:18Actually, it means the opposite.
00:27:19Come on, man.
00:27:20Are we really just going to drift their life,
00:27:22getting disinvited from parties while guys like Dennis bang our moms?
00:27:27Okay, fine.
00:27:29What would you like to do?
00:27:40We can't.
00:27:41Dennis loves this car.
00:27:43You mean Dennis the literal motherfucker?
00:27:46Maybe we should circle back around to the cigarettes.
00:27:49That idea had legs.
00:27:51Great.
00:27:52We'll go by some.
00:27:53Get in.
00:27:54I'm driving.
00:27:58This is a bad idea.
00:28:00Relax.
00:28:01I have my permit.
00:28:02I run errands for my mom all the time.
00:28:05Dude, come check this out.
00:28:26Katrina is hammered.
00:28:28Suit yourself.
00:28:30It's pretty cool.
00:28:31It's not cool.
00:28:32It's the opposite of cool.
00:28:34Look, I know it's not easy living in Kayvon's shadow,
00:28:39but I honestly believe that if you just be yourself,
00:28:42people would see what an awesome guy you are.
00:28:46Be myself?
00:28:47Yes.
00:28:48Let them get to know the real me.
00:28:51Exactly.
00:28:53Nah, that'll never work.
00:28:54My plan's way better.
00:28:55Your plan is weird.
00:28:56And probably illegal.
00:28:57Oh, shit, go to camera three.
00:28:59Hey, now you're getting it.
00:29:01Bailey's here.
00:29:02Isn't she the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
00:29:04Nah, she's okay.
00:29:06Your sister, on the other hand, is looking fine as fuck.
00:29:09Whew.
00:29:10Moment of truth.
00:29:12You coming?
00:29:13I'm gonna give it another minute.
00:29:14Let the simmer rise to a boil.
00:29:17Good luck with that.
00:29:20Check it out.
00:29:21Check it, check it, check it out.
00:29:23Check it out.
00:29:25What is Nicole doing with that big-headed freak?
00:29:27Okay, you're being kind of scary.
00:29:29What?
00:29:30Her head is, like, huge, okay?
00:29:33It's just a fact.
00:29:35Not that it matters.
00:29:36You know I'm all about body positivity.
00:29:37Beauty's a mostly male construct anyways.
00:29:39Maybe it is actually a medical issue.
00:29:41What if there's something wrong and she's not just ugly?
00:29:43What the fuck is she wearing?
00:29:44Maybe someone should see something different.
00:29:46Maybe someone should see something different.
00:29:48Maybe someone should see something different.
00:29:50Maybe someone should see something different.
00:29:52Ooh!
00:29:53Ha-ha!
00:29:54Give me that.
00:29:55Ugh.
00:29:57You okay?
00:29:58Ah, just Ruby being...
00:30:01funny, you know?
00:30:02Carpool stuff.
00:30:04You look great, by the way.
00:30:05Thanks.
00:30:06So how was your first party?
00:30:08Everything you always dreamed of?
00:30:09So far, so good.
00:30:10I don't know a lot of people, so it's a little awkward.
00:30:12Well, it's about to get more awkward
00:30:13because you have no one to talk to.
00:30:15Good luck.
00:30:20I'm naked.
00:30:23What the shit?
00:30:25Christ, Mitch, just go home already.
00:30:28Go home, just throw in your sweats,
00:30:31order some Postmates, get a good night's sleep.
00:30:34Call your mom.
00:30:35You haven't called your mom in weeks.
00:30:37Just get the fuck out of here.
00:30:40Oh!
00:30:41Mr. Studebaker!
00:30:42Hey!
00:30:43Hello, Aaron, how are you?
00:30:44I thought that was you, man.
00:30:45Well, you know, I was just in the neighborhood and, uh...
00:30:47Yeah, that's awesome.
00:30:48...just taking off.
00:30:49Are you coming in?
00:30:50Ah, come on, let's go!
00:30:52Yep, okay.
00:30:53That's why I'm here, right?
00:30:54Yeah.
00:30:55Okay, let's do this.
00:30:56Let's do it.
00:30:57Jesus, shit.
00:30:58Check this shit out.
00:30:59It's fucking studes.
00:31:00Hey, you want a beer?
00:31:01No, no, no.
00:31:02I got a hard out.
00:31:24Oh, you have new friends.
00:31:27Check it out, I'm a mess with them.
00:31:47Hey, did you want me to come over?
00:31:49Yeah, uh...
00:31:52What's your deal?
00:31:54In, like, what sense?
00:31:55Like, personality-wise?
00:31:57Wait, aren't you Alyssa's brother?
00:31:58Yeah, I'm Benj.
00:32:00Me and your sister used to do gymnastics together.
00:32:02I'm Jessica.
00:32:03Oh, shit!
00:32:04You're Alyssa's bro?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Dude, what does your sister do to her face?
00:32:08Don't be an asshole, Jones.
00:32:10Hey, what?
00:32:11I like it.
00:32:12It looks way better.
00:32:13Yeah, I don't know, man.
00:32:14It's not really my place to say.
00:32:18I like this kid.
00:32:19He's loyal.
00:32:20Come here.
00:32:21Are we gonna fucking party tonight or what?
00:32:24I think so.
00:32:25Dude, don't give me that half-assed, one-foot-in bullshit.
00:32:28Come into me.
00:32:29Right now.
00:32:30Are you in?
00:32:36Okay, yeah, I'm in.
00:32:37Motherfucker, let's go!
00:32:39All right, get out of here.
00:32:40I'll let you know when it's time.
00:32:50I can't believe that dickhead wouldn't sell a cigarette.
00:32:52Let it go, man.
00:32:54How's that fluffernutter?
00:32:57Almost fucked.
00:32:58Oh, yeah?
00:32:59Don't tell me.
00:33:00Tell.
00:33:01The people.
00:33:03Come on, let me see you flex.
00:33:07You can do better than that one.
00:33:11Yeah!
00:33:12There it is!
00:33:13Come on, we out here riding electric, baby!
00:33:17Saving the planet, going green!
00:33:19Going green!
00:33:20That's all we see is green!
00:33:23Man, just say the word if you want to get up on this chocolate gooey-orey.
00:33:27Oh, shit!
00:33:42Okay, it's time to go home.
00:33:44No way, man, we just started.
00:33:47You know what we should do?
00:33:48We should cruise by Khrushchev's party.
00:33:50Oh, absolutely not.
00:33:52Come on, man, this way, when we do go to our first party, we'll know what to expect.
00:33:57Hell no.
00:33:58Think of it as a recon mission.
00:34:01Like in Halo.
00:34:06I do like recon.
00:34:09Oh, I know you do.
00:34:11Okay, fine.
00:34:12Just a quick drive-by, but be careful.
00:34:15Chill, man, I got this.
00:34:19Just the process, man.
00:34:36Buster.
00:34:40I'm just yanking your chain, playboy.
00:34:42Hey, you're in my class, right?
00:34:44Yeah, I'm Ben.
00:34:45Benj with a J, that's right.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48You want to hook me up with one of those?
00:34:50Thank you, sir.
00:34:51Hey, so how was your first week in high school?
00:34:53It was good.
00:34:54Yeah?
00:34:55I like my classes so far.
00:34:56Nice, nice.
00:34:58High school's the best, man.
00:35:00Enjoy it.
00:35:04Oh, fuck, it's good.
00:35:10Hey, Benj, is it weird that I'm here?
00:35:12Oh.
00:35:13Yo, Mr. Studebaker, come do a shot.
00:35:15No, no, thanks for asking, though, guys.
00:35:17I'm taking off in a few.
00:35:18Come on, one shot.
00:35:19One.
00:35:20All right, you know what?
00:35:21I'm just going to get this over with.
00:35:22You want to come?
00:35:23You go ahead.
00:35:24You sure?
00:35:25I got to find someone.
00:35:27Yeah, you do.
00:35:28Hey, go get her.
00:35:33Where'd they go?
00:35:36Look who's here.
00:35:37All right, all right.
00:35:38That's my teacher.
00:35:39All right, guys, listen up.
00:35:40I don't want to blur the lines too much.
00:35:42So I will make you a deal.
00:35:44I will do a shot.
00:35:46All right?
00:35:47All right.
00:35:49But you got to let me teach you something in the process, okay?
00:35:52Hey, come on, give me a break.
00:35:53I'm an educator.
00:35:54I got to educate, right?
00:35:55Good.
00:35:56Hannah, hand me that 151 and what is that?
00:36:01Is that amaretto?
00:36:02Yeah, that'll do.
00:36:03Okay.
00:36:05Who's ready for a science lesson?
00:36:07Who's ready for a science lesson?
00:36:22Oh, shit.
00:36:24Thank God we're not in there.
00:36:26No fucking way.
00:36:28Fetus can drive?
00:36:29Oh, crazy.
00:36:31Look, it's Katrina.
00:36:33I need my purse.
00:36:34Someone fucking stole it.
00:36:36It's on your shoulder, babe.
00:36:39Ow.
00:36:40Hey, where's your Uber?
00:36:42It's a Tesla.
00:36:44Woozy bitch.
00:36:45There it is.
00:36:49Hey, hey, don't wave back.
00:36:51I'm being polite.
00:36:52Look.
00:36:53Shit, they're coming this way.
00:36:54What do we do?
00:36:55Be cool.
00:36:56Peel out.
00:36:57Those are totally different things.
00:36:58Do one of them.
00:37:05Oh, shit.
00:37:07Oh, fuck.
00:37:08She's getting in.
00:37:09Oh, shit.
00:37:10Oh, shit.
00:37:11Bye, guys.
00:37:12Love you.
00:37:13I love them.
00:37:16Hey, you have an iPhone charger?
00:37:18We're not your Uber.
00:37:20Yeah, huh?
00:37:21For Katrina.
00:37:23Maybe we should just take her home.
00:37:25We have no idea where she lives.
00:37:27Where do you live?
00:37:28Taco Bell.
00:37:29You don't live at a Taco Bell.
00:37:30Yeah, I do.
00:37:31I've lived there for, like, ever.
00:37:33So, you all know me.
00:37:34So, how'd you even know?
00:37:36What?
00:37:37Just take me home, or I'll hit you with frickin' one star.
00:37:40Go for it.
00:37:41I'm not an Uber.
00:37:42Oh, I'm not your Uber.
00:37:44There goes star.
00:37:45Okay, no, Katrina.
00:37:46No more chit-chat.
00:37:47It's music time.
00:37:50Fuck, yes, bitch.
00:37:52Yo, film this shit.
00:37:53I'm about to set it off.
00:37:56Bling, bling, bitch.
00:37:57Do my own thing, bitch.
00:37:58Fuck a wedding ring.
00:37:59That ding-a-ling was just a fling, bitch.
00:38:01Wake up, lil' bitch.
00:38:02Let me show you how to live.
00:38:03Hair done, nails done, yeah, everything did.
00:38:07Drive!
00:38:13Lookin' a little lost there, pal.
00:38:16To your right.
00:38:18Look up.
00:38:19There you go.
00:38:21Who's?
00:38:22You fuckin' know it, dog.
00:38:23What are you creepin' around up here for?
00:38:25Says the guy watching on a spy cam.
00:38:26Touche.
00:38:27I thought you might be lookin' for Bailey, but never mind.
00:38:29Wait, you know where she is?
00:38:30Duh.
00:38:31I know everything.
00:38:32I'm like God, remember?
00:38:34Right, where is she?
00:38:35I can't tell you that.
00:38:36It would violate your moral code.
00:38:38Okay, don't be a dick.
00:38:39Fine.
00:38:40See the door on your left?
00:38:41Open it.
00:38:44Fuck off!
00:38:45I'm so sorry!
00:38:48Okay, you're an asshole.
00:38:49Do you even know where she is?
00:38:51She's just left.
00:38:52If you hustle, you can probably catch her.
00:39:01So the higher the proof of alcohol,
00:39:03the lower the density, right?
00:39:05Make sense?
00:39:06So the 151 just kind of floats on top.
00:39:09You know what else is pretty cool about 151?
00:39:13It is flammable as fuck.
00:39:17Hot coffee!
00:39:18Blow him out, throw him back.
00:39:24Damn!
00:39:26Woo!
00:39:28Okay, guys.
00:39:29I gotta go now, for real, okay?
00:39:31No, no, no, it's past this old man's bedtime.
00:39:33Have a good time, be safe.
00:39:35Studes out!
00:39:44Bailey, wait!
00:39:45What?
00:39:46You're leaving?
00:39:48Jesus Christ, dude.
00:39:49You scared me.
00:39:50Sorry, that was a little intense.
00:39:52But you can't leave.
00:39:54I can't?
00:39:55Well, you can.
00:39:56You can do whatever you want.
00:39:57It's just you shouldn't.
00:39:58And why is that?
00:39:59Because you promised we'd have a beer this summer.
00:40:01Remember?
00:40:02Right, and I suppose you can hold me to that.
00:40:05Well, I just figured you'd want to keep your word.
00:40:08Being an honorable person and all.
00:40:11I do value honor a great deal.
00:40:13I know.
00:40:14That's why I chased you down.
00:40:17All right, sure.
00:40:19I got one in me.
00:40:25Commence Operation Meet Cute.
00:40:28Which one of you lucky ladies will win the rose?
00:40:32Ooh, Michelle Polanski cleans up nice.
00:40:35But I think if Kayvon hooked up with her, he'd murder me.
00:40:38What up, butt?
00:40:40Who am I kidding?
00:40:41I want to know what to do with that.
00:40:43Hang on.
00:40:44What do we have here?
00:40:46Hello, future soulmate.
00:40:49Aw, hang on, who's this scumbag?
00:40:51Oh, no, baby, he's all wrong for you.
00:40:53I'll fix that.
00:40:57Ooh!
00:40:58Ha-ha!
00:40:59Meet Cute time.
00:41:04Nicole, hi!
00:41:05Oh, is one of these for me?
00:41:08Actually, it was for...
00:41:10Do you want to go somewhere and talk?
00:41:12I feel like we haven't hung out since the summer.
00:41:14Who wants to be friends?
00:41:15Actually, I can't.
00:41:18I told someone I'd get them a drink.
00:41:20Oh, who, Joanie?
00:41:21Well, yeah.
00:41:23Okay, look, I get it.
00:41:26This summer, I was, like, straight-up fucked.
00:41:29That's not true.
00:41:30Yeah, it is.
00:41:31But it's fine, because I fixed it,
00:41:33and now I'm more subjectively hotter than her, so...
00:41:35It's not about that.
00:41:37Okay, so what's it about, then?
00:41:40Can we not do this now?
00:41:41Come on, just fucking tell me.
00:41:43Fine.
00:41:44Honestly, you're mean.
00:41:45You make people feel bad about themselves,
00:41:47and, yeah, you look good,
00:41:49but your insides are gross.
00:41:54Bye, Alyssa.
00:42:01Sorry, I live here.
00:42:03Gotta check something real quick.
00:42:04For real?
00:42:05Seriously?
00:42:10Sorry, guys.
00:42:11Toilet's busted.
00:42:12Either use the guest house or piss in the bushes.
00:42:19Everything okay?
00:42:20I'm sorry?
00:42:21I couldn't help but notice you look distressed.
00:42:23I live here.
00:42:24This is my party.
00:42:25Oh, I thought it was Kayvon's.
00:42:27It's both of ours.
00:42:28Oh, yeah, no, I'm fine.
00:42:29I just need to use the bathroom.
00:42:31I suppose you can use the VIP.
00:42:34Oh, my God, I'll be so, so quick.
00:42:37Right this way.
00:42:45What a fucking animal.
00:42:48At least she isn't rapping anymore.
00:42:50Hey, hey, hey, what's the matter?
00:42:52Oh, I can't wait to shut up.
00:42:57Oh, this is making me sick.
00:43:00That's not a nap.
00:43:02What the fuck, man?
00:43:06I can't watch this anymore.
00:43:08Tell us where you live.
00:43:14Night, Nat.
00:43:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:16No, no, no.
00:43:17Katrina, wait.
00:43:18Don't do that.
00:43:19Katrina, wake up.
00:43:20You can't do that.
00:43:21Wake.
00:43:23What now?
00:43:24Hey, check her purse.
00:43:25What's her I.D. say?
00:43:291-6-2-1-1-a-boom.
00:43:31Let's roll.
00:43:38The name Gravity Bong is a bit misleading, right?
00:43:41Because what we're really dealing with here is pressure, okay?
00:43:45As I lift the container,
00:43:47I'm essentially creating a pressure vacuum, right?
00:43:50Filling the increasing surface area with smoke.
00:43:53You see how milky that is?
00:43:55Oh, look who's paying attention for once.
00:43:57Okay, so as I push down,
00:43:59what I'm doing is I'm rapidly increasing the internal pressure,
00:44:03expelling the smoke out of the chamber and into my lungs.
00:44:07Are we ready for that?
00:44:08Let me get a stoot, stoot, stoot, stoot, stoot, stoot.
00:44:12Here we go!
00:44:15Wow!
00:44:21Smooth.
00:44:23Okay, who's on deck?
00:44:25Hey, right here, I got this.
00:44:26All right, guys, see you Monday!
00:44:35Thank you so much.
00:44:37Sorry we had to come when we got here.
00:44:38Oh, that's okay.
00:44:39It's a nice basement.
00:44:41It's more than a basement, really.
00:44:43I mean, we have a screening room, an arcade.
00:44:45We even have a spa.
00:44:46Huh.
00:44:47Want to see?
00:44:48Uh, sure.
00:44:57Wow.
00:44:58You weren't lying.
00:44:59You have a spa in your home.
00:45:01Yeah, my family's big on mindfulness.
00:45:04I'm sure you picked up on it from my vibe.
00:45:06You seem chill.
00:45:07Thank you, I am.
00:45:08Anyways, should we get back?
00:45:10Yeah.
00:45:14That's weird.
00:45:15It's locked.
00:45:16You're kidding me, right?
00:45:18No worries.
00:45:19I'll call someone.
00:45:22Dang it, no service.
00:45:24You?
00:45:26Nothing.
00:45:27Shoot!
00:45:29Uh, okay, is there another way out?
00:45:31No.
00:45:32In one mile, turn left on Havenhurst Boulevard.
00:45:39Dude.
00:45:40What?
00:45:41You have some decency to crack a window in.
00:45:43What are you talking about?
00:45:44I don't even smell.
00:45:50What the fuck?
00:45:51I'm at my window.
00:45:58What is that?
00:45:59I don't know.
00:46:00I've never experienced that smell before.
00:46:02Fucking stop.
00:46:03No, stop.
00:46:04Hey, hey, hey, hey, lady.
00:46:06You gotta put a cork in it.
00:46:09Oh, shit.
00:46:11She's shit.
00:46:12What?
00:46:13Shit.
00:46:14She's fucking shit.
00:46:15Oh, shit.
00:46:16What do you mean she's shit?
00:46:17I mean shit is literally falling out of her butt right now.
00:46:21Oh, it's on my head.
00:46:23I got shit on my head.
00:46:26What?
00:46:27Don't put it on me.
00:46:39Oh, shit.
00:46:53Ew, get it off of me.
00:46:55It's in my mouth.
00:46:56I got shit in my mouth.
00:46:59Why would you do this?
00:47:02So, want the good news or bad news?
00:47:05More bad news.
00:47:06The bad news is that all we have to eat are these strawberries.
00:47:09Good news is that they look ripe and delicious.
00:47:12Also, I found this pretty nice bottle of champagne.
00:47:15I guess that makes two pieces of good news.
00:47:18So, do you, like, get lots of massages?
00:47:21Actually, I prefer to give.
00:47:23That's why I got certified.
00:47:24Hey, if you want, I could give you some light reflexology.
00:47:27Oh, you don't have to do that.
00:47:29Are you kidding?
00:47:30After all the trouble I've caused?
00:47:32Do you really know what you're doing?
00:47:34I know that spinal stenosis is no laughing matter.
00:47:37Come on.
00:47:38Alleviate my guilt.
00:47:41All right.
00:47:42Fuck it.
00:47:43I will take a free massage.
00:47:45That's the spirit.
00:47:46I'm gonna go wash up.
00:47:47We'll start face down.
00:48:02Here for you.
00:48:12I love this song.
00:48:13Oh, yeah?
00:48:14Wanna get on the mic?
00:48:16Very funny.
00:48:17Come on, share your gift.
00:48:19Excuse me, everyone.
00:48:20Can I have your attention?
00:48:21No, no, no, don't be a dick, please.
00:48:22All right, jeez.
00:48:24God forbid anyone meets the real you.
00:48:26I'm sorry.
00:48:27I just, I don't feel like singing right now.
00:48:30Copy that.
00:48:31Cool guys don't sing.
00:48:34How was your first week?
00:48:35Any ladies in the mix?
00:48:37Not yet.
00:48:38Really?
00:48:39Good-looking guy like you?
00:48:40What's taking so long?
00:48:42There's this girl I kind of like.
00:48:45Sounds serious.
00:48:46What's her deal?
00:48:47Well, she's really cool and smart.
00:48:50Cool and smart?
00:48:51Hard to believe, right?
00:48:54So what are you waiting for?
00:48:56Make a move?
00:48:59What if she's not into it?
00:49:02What if she is?
00:49:09It's all good, muchachos.
00:49:11It's just a chemical reaction.
00:49:12You know why?
00:49:13Because it's science!
00:49:20Step right up, boys and girls!
00:49:21Step right up and witness
00:49:23the incredible, fire-breathing
00:49:26Dragon Man!
00:49:32Oh, fuck!
00:49:34It's hot! It's getting hot!
00:49:36It's getting hot!
00:49:39It's okay! It's okay!
00:49:44Help me, please!
00:49:45Stop being a teacher, for fuck's sake!
00:50:01Yeah!
00:50:27Dennis is gonna kill me!
00:50:28Fuck Dennis! He's never gonna know.
00:50:31Are you crazy?
00:50:32It looks like Willy Wonka's
00:50:33diarrhea factory in there.
00:50:35Look, I say we go back to your house
00:50:38and get in bed.
00:50:39This never happened.
00:50:41What about the car?
00:50:42What car?
00:50:43I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:50:45And Katrina?
00:50:46We can't just leave her shitty ass
00:50:47on the side of the road.
00:50:48Why not?
00:50:49Because some psycho rapist could snatch her up.
00:50:51Dude, she's covered in poo.
00:50:53It's like a protective force field.
00:50:55Look, at some point,
00:50:57some cop is gonna cruise by
00:50:58and think she just stole a car
00:50:59and took a dump in it.
00:51:00And what happens when she wakes up
00:51:01and tells the truth?
00:51:02Shit!
00:51:05Hey, Katrina, wake up.
00:51:08Do you know us?
00:51:10I'm a fucking veg.
00:51:12I'm not exactly a star witness.
00:51:13It doesn't matter.
00:51:14They'll trace my credit card back to Taco Bell.
00:51:16They'll pull the security footage.
00:51:18What is this, CSI?
00:51:19Special vehicle unit?
00:51:20It's never gonna work.
00:51:25Fine.
00:51:27New plan.
00:51:38All right, nice work.
00:51:40That's boss.
00:51:43What's the matter?
00:51:45This feels fucked up.
00:51:47Yeah, well, karma's a stinky perfume.
00:51:49We can't just leave her here like this
00:51:51with her underpants filled to the brim with diarrhea.
00:51:54They're America's heroes.
00:51:55This is what they trained for.
00:51:57Her parents are gonna have to pick her up.
00:51:59Good.
00:52:00Maybe it'll finally motivate them to potty train her.
00:52:03Quit grubbing my ass.
00:52:04I just washed my hands.
00:52:05Well, just fucking do it.
00:52:20Close.
00:52:22So you're really done with singing?
00:52:25Yeah, I'm over it.
00:52:27Oh, that's too bad.
00:52:29For the record, I always thought you had a pretty nice voice.
00:52:32Gobi.
00:52:33Okay, how are you so good at this?
00:52:35How are you so bad at this?
00:52:36I don't know, I suck.
00:52:38Yo, there you are.
00:52:39Those guys from the skate park are here.
00:52:41They're here?
00:52:42Yeah, and they're probably gonna murder us,
00:52:43so we should go.
00:52:44Hey, how you doing?
00:52:45Told you this would happen.
00:52:46What's going on?
00:52:47Uh, we ripped off some guys earlier.
00:52:49You ripped them off?
00:52:50Bench.
00:52:51We're partners.
00:52:52We succeed and fail as a unit.
00:52:53There's those motherfuckers.
00:52:56Hey, what's up, fellas?
00:52:58How are ya?
00:52:59Shut the fuck up.
00:53:00Yep.
00:53:01Think you can sell us fake shit?
00:53:02What?
00:53:03Fake shit.
00:53:04There must be some kind of misunderstanding.
00:53:05Talk fast, bitch.
00:53:06I got it from Bench.
00:53:09I had nothing to do with this.
00:53:10Nah, he told me it was dank.
00:53:12Groovy, come on, man.
00:53:13Come to think of it,
00:53:15I popped mine like two hours ago,
00:53:17and, well, I don't feel shit either.
00:53:19Oh, come on.
00:53:20I tried to stay in the car.
00:53:21He forced me.
00:53:22He's lying.
00:53:23Come on, Benjamin.
00:53:24The chick is up.
00:53:26Give them their money back,
00:53:28take your beating,
00:53:29and learn from your mistakes.
00:53:31Go easy on him, guys.
00:53:33He's just a kid.
00:53:35Oh, my God.
00:53:41I don't know what the hell is going on,
00:53:42but I swear to God I'll pay you back.
00:53:44Nah, homie.
00:53:45It's too late for that.
00:53:46Please, man.
00:53:47I'm a good person.
00:53:48Oh, shit.
00:53:49Yo, is there a problem?
00:53:50Yeah, there's a fucking problem.
00:53:52Your boys here just ripped us off.
00:53:54This bitch?
00:53:56Oh!
00:53:58He's not my boy.
00:54:00Yeah, well,
00:54:02someone owes us $300.
00:54:04That's not my business, dog.
00:54:06My business is hosting this party
00:54:08and ensuring my guests have a good time.
00:54:10Now, you can either respect that,
00:54:12or I could fuck you up in the ass
00:54:14or I could fuck you up in front of all these people.
00:54:25Yeah.
00:54:26I respect that.
00:54:30I appreciate you being mature about it.
00:54:34That's mad big of you, dog.
00:54:35Thanks, dog.
00:54:36You know what?
00:54:37I like that.
00:54:38Why don't you guys grab yourself a drink, all right?
00:54:40Make yourself comfortable, okay?
00:54:41If you need anything at all, you come find me.
00:54:43Aah!
00:54:49Oh!
00:54:51Oh, no!
00:55:05Come on.
00:55:07Aah!
00:55:12You broke my fucking nose!
00:55:14Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
00:55:16Fuck you!
00:55:27Dude, what the fuck?
00:55:29What?
00:55:30What do you mean, what?
00:55:31I literally thought you were about to get murdered.
00:55:33Fucking Ruby.
00:55:36Oh.
00:55:38Wow.
00:55:39That's...
00:55:41Thank you?
00:55:42You're welcome.
00:55:43I mean, you were clearly never gonna make a move.
00:55:46Sorry about that.
00:55:47I just didn't really know how you felt.
00:55:49Well, now you know.
00:55:50So, next time, don't overthink it.
00:55:52Yeah, no, no, I won't.
00:55:57Like, now would be that time?
00:55:59Oh, yeah.
00:56:01Here I come.
00:56:05Is that okay?
00:56:07That was surprisingly good, actually.
00:56:13Don't tell your sister about this.
00:56:15I would never tell her anything.
00:56:16I'm serious.
00:56:17I'll fuck you up.
00:56:18This is not a good look for me.
00:56:20Wow, thanks.
00:56:21Don't get me wrong.
00:56:22I mean, you're super cute, but...
00:56:24You're a freshman, I'm a sophomore.
00:56:26Yeah.
00:56:27The gap isn't big.
00:56:28I know.
00:56:29I know.
00:56:30I know.
00:56:31I know.
00:56:32I know.
00:56:33I'm a freshman, I'm a sophomore.
00:56:34Yeah.
00:56:35The gap isn't bridgeable.
00:56:36Fine.
00:56:37But you have to promise not to tell anyone either.
00:56:39Oh, really?
00:56:40Why's that?
00:56:41Well, you know, because I'm a freshman.
00:56:42New kid.
00:56:43I want to keep my options open.
00:56:44Oh, you do, do you?
00:56:47No.
00:56:48Not really.
00:56:58Okay, I should probably get back
00:57:00before people think I'm, like, off somewhere blowing you.
00:57:05Not gonna happen.
00:57:06Yeah, no, I don't even want that.
00:57:08That's not what I'm...
00:57:09Obviously, if you wanted to,
00:57:11I would totally allow that.
00:57:13That came out wrong.
00:57:14I...
00:57:15You don't need my permission.
00:57:16You can do anything you want.
00:57:19I support women.
00:57:22Find me before you leave.
00:57:23Maybe I'll give you a ride.
00:57:26This was fun.
00:57:37Oh, shit!
00:57:38He's alive!
00:57:39Oh, my God!
00:57:40Yo, bro, thank you.
00:57:43I needed that.
00:57:44Look, I should have taped up.
00:57:46Oh, my God.
00:57:47They got all messed up.
00:57:48Yeah, thank you.
00:57:49I love you, kid.
00:57:50It's all good.
00:57:51We're all friends now.
00:57:52Yeah!
00:57:53Yeah!
00:57:54Yeah!
00:57:55Yeah!
00:57:56Let's go.
00:57:57Let's go.
00:57:58Let's go.
00:58:04You ready?
00:58:12This is it now, can't quit now
00:58:14Feel the pressure, it's on the rise
00:58:16I'm burning inside, energy is high
00:58:18And I feel so alive
00:58:19Had to face up, so I prayed up
00:58:21I prayed up, put my head down, and I came up.
00:58:24So what you afraid of?
00:58:26This is what legends are made of.
00:58:27It's in the stage of a new wave of hustlers, ballers,
00:58:30and renegades.
00:58:31Every day stays dedicated on a mission.
00:58:33It's who we can say we made it.
00:58:35There's nothing that life would just hand you.
00:58:37Always did what they told me I can't do.
00:58:39And it's still all a gamble.
00:58:41Go and handle your handle.
00:58:43You ready?
00:58:44Keep your eyes peeled.
00:58:46You hear it coming.
00:58:48It's about to get real.
00:58:49Hey!
00:58:52Watch.
00:58:55It's about to get real.
00:59:01You know the deal.
00:59:02It's about to get real.
00:59:05This is high stakes, no off days.
00:59:07You cooked if you caught in the blaze.
00:59:09You either eating or you get ate.
00:59:10It's all part of the game we play.
00:59:12When I stand up, never jammed up.
00:59:14Can't go under.
00:59:15Do you overstand us?
00:59:16Don't take it for granted.
00:59:18It's bigger than life on this planet.
00:59:20Enough said, because I know the ledge.
00:59:22And I'm pushing it right to the edge.
00:59:24I'm praying with my real hands for the blood
00:59:26and the tears we shed.
00:59:27Impatient, we done waiting.
00:59:29So at the end of the day, you know the deal.
00:59:33It's about to get real.
00:59:36Ah.
00:59:37Ah.
00:59:38Ah.
00:59:39Ah.
00:59:40Ah.
00:59:41Ah.
00:59:42Ah.
00:59:43Ah.
00:59:44Ah.
00:59:45Ah.
00:59:46Ah.
00:59:47Ah.
00:59:48Ah.
00:59:49Ah.
00:59:50Ah.
00:59:51Ah.
00:59:52Ah.
00:59:53Ah.
00:59:54Ah.
00:59:55Ah.
00:59:56Ah.
00:59:57Ah.
00:59:58Ah.
00:59:59Ah.
01:00:00Ah.
01:00:01Ah.
01:00:02Ah.
01:00:03Hey, dude.
01:00:04See you, my Dane.
01:00:05OK, all done.
01:00:06You may feel a little sore tomorrow.
01:00:07Nothing to worry about.
01:00:08Just a toxin release.
01:00:09And if you want, a nice hot soak
01:00:11is always great for recovery.
01:00:13I didn't bring a suit, so.
01:00:15Oh, we have plenty of suits in the changing room.
01:00:17Are you going to get in?
01:00:20To the tub?
01:00:22I can't go alone, right?
01:00:24I mean, I guess I could.
01:00:26Why don't you go change? I'll get it all set up.
01:00:30Right back there. Take any suit you want.
01:00:33Okay.
01:00:35Yes! Yes! It's freaking on!
01:00:38There he is! Just the man I wanted to see! Come here!
01:00:57Come here, let me ask you something. You like jazz?
01:00:59Yeah, yeah, I like jazz.
01:01:01What's he doing, you bastard?
01:01:03I've got something for you.
01:01:06Oh, my God. What happened to you?
01:01:10Oh, I have an older brother.
01:01:13Oh.
01:01:15Oh, almost forgot the drinks.
01:01:20Some bubbles to go with these bubbles.
01:01:24Oh, shit! Are you okay?
01:01:27Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!
01:01:28Oh, my God! Oh, my God, your shoulder!
01:01:30Oh, what is that?
01:01:33Oh, God!
01:01:35Dude, just stand there and get help!
01:01:37How? We're locked in!
01:01:40I have a key.
01:01:42Oh!
01:01:43What?
01:01:44In my pants.
01:01:46Fuck!
01:01:50You have had a key this entire time?
01:01:52Who cares how long I had it? I'm fucking dying here!
01:01:55Fucking creep! What is wrong with you?
01:01:57No! I have low self-esteem.
01:02:00I'm trying to impress my brother.
01:02:02I know I'm a piece of shit, but I don't deserve to die!
01:02:07Please, call 911.
01:02:10Call yourself, asshole.
01:02:12Oh, God.
01:02:18Guess who the cat drugged us?
01:02:20Hey!
01:02:21Somebody cut up a little jazz for our guest of honor.
01:02:25Oh. Oh!
01:02:26Oh, no, no, I'm just sick of the beer. Thank you, though.
01:02:29What? What are you talking about?
01:02:31You gave me your word, man.
01:02:33What, are you not a man of your word?
01:02:35Come on. Come on.
01:02:36Just do it.
01:02:38Bench, bench, bench, bench, bench, bench!
01:02:41Fuck it, I'll do it.
01:02:42That a boy! You heard him!
01:02:44We'll master him!
01:02:46Oh, no, no, no, no, just one medium-sized real will be fine.
01:02:49Do I just sniff it?
01:02:51Wait a fucking minute, is this your first time?
01:02:53Oh, my God.
01:02:55All right, shit, we got to make this special.
01:02:58Uh, quick, somebody give me a $100 bill.
01:03:01Ooh, matter of fact, let me get a gold record or some shit.
01:03:04Who got that?
01:03:05He should do it on Jessica. She thinks he's cute.
01:03:08That is a great idea. Jessica, get your butt over here.
01:03:11No, Jessica, you don't have to do that.
01:03:13It's not a big deal.
01:03:15You can if you want.
01:03:17Time to make some dreams come true.
01:03:22Sweet.
01:03:24Oh, my God, that's so fun.
01:03:26Don't be shy.
01:03:28That a boy. You ain't no bitch baby no more.
01:03:31Get in there. Shit's clean.
01:03:36God, it burns.
01:03:38Wow.
01:03:39Bailey?
01:03:40Real nice.
01:03:42Wait!
01:03:43Oh, shit!
01:03:45Oh, fuck!
01:03:46That was really bad.
01:03:47Fuck, fuck, fuck!
01:03:48Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:03:49Easy, little fella, breathe.
01:03:51I'm sorry, I've never done coke before.
01:03:55Okay, you still have it.
01:03:57What?
01:03:59That was K, man.
01:04:00K?
01:04:01You kidding me? It's like the cats.
01:04:05I think it might be horseshit. I forget.
01:04:07Oh, God, I'm gonna die.
01:04:09Relax.
01:04:12Sit down.
01:04:13Let the wave wash you back to shore.
01:04:25Let's go.
01:04:47Let's go.
01:04:49Let's go.
01:04:50Let's move it.
01:04:51Run all out of here.
01:04:53Jesus Christ.
01:05:06Alyssa?
01:05:09Holy shit!
01:05:10I know! I'm a fucking monster!
01:05:14Inside and out.
01:05:24If it makes you feel any better, I broke my collarbone in two places.
01:05:29I'm sure you deserved it.
01:05:31Without a doubt. I got off easy.
01:05:37You want to talk about it?
01:05:40There's nothing to talk about.
01:05:44Nicole was right.
01:05:48It doesn't even fucking matter what I look like, because my soul is dog shit.
01:05:53That's not true. You're crazy hot, you smell great, and your butt's like a freaking walnut.
01:05:59What the fuck, dude? Who fucking talks like that?
01:06:03I'm sorry. I'm trying to change, but it's going to take some time.
01:06:08What I'm trying to say is, you're great the way you are.
01:06:13You don't think I'm, like, a huge bitch?
01:06:16Oh, you're a gigantic bitch. But that's what makes you so great.
01:06:22Look, I'm not stupid. I know I'm a douche.
01:06:27The only reason people tolerate me is because my parents are rich, and I throw sick parties.
01:06:33Your brother does.
01:06:35We both do. As a team.
01:06:38But you've always called into my shit, no matter what.
01:06:41You're raw, and real, and wild.
01:06:45And if Nicole can't handle that, she doesn't deserve you.
01:06:52Thanks.
01:06:55That's sweet.
01:06:57It's the truth.
01:07:00Wait. Is this a meet-cute?
01:07:03Not a fucking chance.
01:07:05Fair enough.
01:07:13I don't even know who you are.
01:07:16What the fuck even is ketamine?
01:07:20Don't know? Not sure?
01:07:22I think it's for cats or something.
01:07:23Speak up!
01:07:24I think it's for cats or something.
01:07:27It's for cats. Or something.
01:07:30Well, that's just fan-fucking-tastic.
01:07:32I hope you got a big ball of yarn in your bedroom,
01:07:35because that's going to be your only entertainment for the next year.
01:07:38What the fuck are you laughing at?
01:07:40I'm not laughing at you.
01:07:42I'm not laughing at you.
01:07:44I think that's going to be your only entertainment for the next year.
01:07:47What the fuck are you laughing at?
01:07:49What the fuck are you laughing at?
01:07:51Are you laughing at me?
01:07:52Because you're not getting another nose.
01:07:54Fine. I don't want one.
01:07:55Good!
01:07:56I certainly hope that you identify
01:07:58with whatever kind of mess is going on under that bandage.
01:08:01I said okay!
01:08:03I am the one who says when it is okay.
01:08:15Fun night?
01:08:17Did you talk to Bailey yet?
01:08:19No.
01:08:20Why? What happened?
01:08:23I messed everything up.
01:08:26Show my advice.
01:08:28Let me guess.
01:08:29Eat a dick.
01:08:31Actually, I was going to say just be yourself.
01:08:35I thought you hated myself.
01:08:37Look, Bailey likes you, dude.
01:08:39Not this new you, okay?
01:08:41The real you.
01:08:42The geek who blushes when she walks in the room
01:08:45and sings Stevie Wonder and fucks his bedroom mirror.
01:08:48I don't do that.
01:08:51Whatever.
01:08:54Honestly, I like him better, too.
01:08:58So quit feeling sorry for yourself.
01:09:00Wipe that shit off your face and go get her.
01:09:04Why are you being so nice to me?
01:09:06I don't know.
01:09:08Why are you being so nice to me?
01:09:10I don't know.
01:09:12I think I have a concussion.
01:09:17You got this.
01:09:35What the...
01:09:36Someone better tell me what the fuck is going on!
01:09:39Goddamn, woman, you broke my ear!
01:09:41Wrong answer!
01:09:43Please, please! Stop it! Stop it!
01:09:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:09:48How many?
01:09:50That's Connor.
01:09:52We go to your school. You're in my room.
01:09:55Where are my fucking clothes?
01:09:58In the wash.
01:09:59We took care of you last night.
01:10:00Please stop hurting us.
01:10:03Why are my clothes in the wash?
01:10:07Oh.
01:10:09Hey, listen.
01:10:11There was an incident.
01:10:13Ah!
01:10:15Are you not scared?
01:10:17Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
01:10:21No, no, no, it's not a big deal.
01:10:24It's okay.
01:10:26It's okay.
01:10:41Beats riding the bus, doesn't it?
01:10:46Hey, you know what? I've been thinking.
01:10:48If you want to tell people I'm your dad,
01:10:51I'm cool with that.
01:10:54I think I'm okay.
01:10:56If you need anything, give me a call.
01:10:58I'll be at home hanging out with your mom.
01:11:06You know what, Dennis?
01:11:08What's up?
01:11:09Shut the fuck up.
01:11:11I am not the guy you think I am, Dennis.
01:11:16Not anymore.
01:11:18I've changed. I've seen some shit.
01:11:21And not like a war vet has seen some shit.
01:11:23I'm talking actual shit
01:11:26dripping down the walls of this stupid-ass car
01:11:29you love so much.
01:11:33I don't know what any of that means.
01:11:35Let me break it down for you.
01:11:37The other night, I took your car out,
01:11:39and I had the hottest girl in school in the backseat.
01:11:42Fuck yeah.
01:11:44And then she sprayed dookie all over it.
01:11:46I cleaned it as best as I could,
01:11:48but I bet if you closed your eyes,
01:11:50you could still detect a hint.
01:11:57Eddie, if that's true,
01:12:00that is a serious betrayal of my trust.
01:12:03What, are you gonna tell on me?
01:12:05Yeah, actions have consequences.
01:12:08Okay, so I'm gonna have to tell your mom.
01:12:10Great. I'll come with you.
01:12:12Who do you think she's gonna side with?
01:12:14Her little angel?
01:12:16Or the most suspicious-looking motherfucker on Earth?
01:12:20The angel.
01:12:22What'd you say?
01:12:24The angel.
01:12:26That's what I thought.
01:12:28From now on, put some respect on my name.
01:12:33I respect you.
01:12:35I always have.
01:12:49I'm so sorry, but, um, I think the child lock is on.
01:12:53Can I get some help?
01:12:56Yeah.
01:13:04You talk to Ben?
01:13:06I called him yesterday, but his mom answered.
01:13:08She sounded pissed.
01:13:09Hey, guys.
01:13:11Damn, Koosh, what happened to you?
01:13:13Oh, what'd I tell you?
01:13:15Where does he come from?
01:13:18Don't call me Koosh anymore.
01:13:20Being a legend is exhausting.
01:13:22Also, I'm starting to think my brother might not be a great person.
01:13:26He's not.
01:13:27Yeah, he's a sociopath.
01:13:29From now on, just call me Donna.
01:13:31With pleasure, Donna.
01:13:35Don't say it like that.
01:13:38Hey, George.
01:13:40Hi.
01:13:43Hey.
01:13:44You guys gonna dance this weekend?
01:13:46Yeah.
01:13:47Pretty mellow.
01:13:48Yeah, super mellow.
01:13:49Oh, man.
01:13:50We got off our asses.
01:13:52You would've loved it.
01:13:53Sorry again about those plus ones.
01:13:55Next time, the lock.
01:13:56Connor!
01:13:57Eddie!
01:13:58Is Katrina or Rihanna waving at you?
01:14:02Huh.
01:14:03Weird.
01:14:04Yeah, I guess we better go check it out.
01:14:06Hang on.
01:14:07Should I roll with?
01:14:10Nah.
01:14:11You know, it looks pretty full up there.
01:14:13Well, hey.
01:14:14Next time, man, it's the lock.
01:14:20Alyssa!
01:14:21No.
01:14:26Whoa!
01:14:27Not so fast, fetus.
01:14:29Freshman sit on the floor.
01:14:31Yeah, back to the womb, fetus.
01:14:35Um, I'm sorry.
01:14:37Who the fuck are you?
01:14:38Me?
01:14:39Yeah, no one cares.
01:14:40And his name is Connor, not fetus, asshole.
01:14:43Now get up.
01:14:44My friends are sitting there.
01:14:48It's not a riddle, douchebag.
01:14:49Move.
01:14:51Let's go, boys.
01:14:52Chop, chop.
01:14:54Bye.
01:14:58I washed your clothes.
01:14:59Oh, you didn't have to.
01:15:00I also want to apologize.
01:15:02No, no, no.
01:15:03It's cool.
01:15:04Actually, it's pretty fucking far from cool,
01:15:06and I'm sorry you guys had to deal with that.
01:15:08Apology accepted.
01:15:10Don't even know what you're talking about.
01:15:12Thank you for being gentlemen.
01:15:14Come sit with us.
01:15:15Please.
01:15:19Um, guys, meet my friends.
01:15:22This is Connor and Eddie.
01:15:23Hey, Connor.
01:15:24Good to meet you.
01:15:25Yo, what's up, Eddie?
01:15:26All right, settle down.
01:15:28Settle down.
01:15:32Settle down.
01:15:33Okay, we got a lot to get through this morning.
01:15:36First up, Coach Barella.
01:15:39What's going on?
01:15:42Guys, we are a week into the school year,
01:15:45and we're missing an absurd amount of towels.
01:15:48This isn't a hotel, okay?
01:15:50Those aren't free.
01:15:51Unrelated note, our volleyball team is in desperate need
01:15:54of an outside hitter.
01:15:56So if you've gone through a growth spurt,
01:15:58I need to know about it.
01:15:59So if you have any jeans that don't fit anymore
01:16:03or that you don't love as much as you used to,
01:16:07we put them in one of our Jeans for Teens bins,
01:16:10and they'll be donated to underprivileged teens
01:16:13who can't afford jeans of their own.
01:16:16Everybody deserves jeans, guys.
01:16:21All right, that about does it for today.
01:16:24Oh, looks like we have one more announcement
01:16:27from Benjamin Nielsen.
01:16:38Hi, everyone.
01:16:41I'm Benj.
01:16:48I need to say something.
01:16:52I've been looking forward to high school forever.
01:17:00I know, right?
01:17:02But for whatever reason,
01:17:03I believed that's where I was going to become my best self.
01:17:06And I got off to a great start.
01:17:08I met some awesome people.
01:17:11But they didn't meet me.
01:17:13Not the real me.
01:17:15You see, I was so obsessed with winning everyone over
01:17:19that I lost sight of the one person
01:17:22that I truly care about.
01:17:24Bailey, this is for you.
01:17:28This is for you.
01:17:34Like a fool, I went and stayed too long
01:17:43Now I'm wondering if your love's still strong
01:17:47Ooh, baby, here I am
01:17:50Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
01:17:55Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap
01:18:00Then that time I went and said goodbye
01:18:05Now I'm back and not ashamed to cry
01:18:09Ooh, baby, here I am
01:18:12Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
01:18:17I've done a lot of foolish things
01:18:19That I really didn't mean
01:18:22Oh, baby, didn't I?
01:18:25Didn't I? Yeah
01:18:29Seen a lot of things in this old world
01:18:33When I touched them, they mean nothing, girl
01:18:37Ooh, baby, here I am
01:18:40Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
01:18:47Ooh wee, babe, you set my soul on fire
01:18:51That's why I know you're my heart's only desire
01:18:55Ooh, baby, here I am
01:18:58Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
01:19:01Everybody!
01:19:03Here I am, baby
01:19:06Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
01:19:11Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
01:19:15Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
01:19:22What do you say, Bailey?
01:19:24Will you be my girlfriend?
01:19:38No, dude. No, what are you doing?
01:19:42Oh, shit!
01:19:52Okay, okay!
01:19:54Fuck is wrong with you? Get back to class!
01:20:00Sorry, buddy
01:20:14You'll be okay
01:20:16Yeah, at least you tried, man
01:20:18Were you guys even watching?
01:20:20That was the most brutal thing I've seen in my life
01:20:23Shut up, Karush
01:20:24Watch it again if you don't believe me
01:20:26No way
01:20:27What the fuck, man? You were recording?
01:20:29What is wrong with you?
01:20:31Did you do something?
01:20:32You were just recording?
01:20:34It's really irresponsible
01:20:39Binge!
01:20:41You alright, buddy?
01:20:43Yeah
01:20:44Yeah, yeah, I'm good
01:20:46A lot of year left
01:21:46Well, I'm supposed to be this shit
01:21:52Now everything is going wrong
01:21:54I think I changed my mind again
01:21:56I'm not sure if this is a song
01:21:57I don't even know what I'm saying
01:21:59Everything is going wrong
01:22:00I think I changed my mind again
01:22:02I'm not sure if this is the kind of life
01:22:04That I saw myself living
01:22:05I don't need no dating app
01:22:06To tell me if I look like crap
01:22:08To tell me if I'm thin or fat
01:22:09To tell me should I shave my rat
01:22:12You wanted to see me?
01:22:13You wanted to see me
01:22:14Hi, Mitch
01:22:15Have a seat
01:22:29Uh, what's...
01:22:33Silence!
01:22:37You do understand
01:22:39We gonna have to let you go
01:22:40Yeah, totally
01:22:41Totally understand, yeah
01:22:55You want this open or...
01:22:57Closed
01:22:58Okay, you got it
01:22:59Hey, go Warriors
01:23:11Go Warriors
01:23:12Go Warriors
01:23:41Go Warriors