Pervanov Dnevnik RTL - S01E06

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Tomislav Mix
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Za izgradnju vlastitog stava svaki građanin nužno treba pravodobnu, ako je potrebito, čak i istinitu informaciju. RTL je angažirao svjetski ugledne novinarske tehničare, ing. Želimira Kučinu (Željko Pervan) i ing. Živojina Mirića (Mladen Horvat) da svojim briljantnim perom oslikaju hrvatsku regionalnu i globalnu stvarnost.

Legendarni "Pervanov dnevnik" evoluirao je od radijske uspješnice te će svojom prisutnošću kontaminirati i televizijski prostor. Zahvaljujući mreži jataka ...
Transcript
00:00RTE TV presents
00:02A special episode
00:16Dear viewers of RTL TV,
00:20I greet you in the Central Informative System.
00:25Colleague, journalist, technician Živojn Mirić.
00:29Good evening to everyone who knows me.
00:31In Istria, of course, in Istria, better known by the name of Vito Pače.
00:35And Želimir Kučina, also a technical journalist,
00:39otherwise, an engineer by profession, as well as a colleague Živojn.
00:43Here we are at the end of one day, on behalf of Tuesday.
00:48It's a nice name, really, for one day.
00:50It can't be nicer, I don't know if there's a nicer name than Tuesday.
00:53Wednesday is nicer to me, but okay, come on.
00:57You have to be special, don't you?
00:59No, no, we're already talking.
01:01Okay, the 13th, the 13th of Tuesday, 2014.
01:05What happened in the history of today, listen as follows.
01:10The editor of the newspaper Danasni Dan is my colleague Živojn Mirić.
01:14So, in 1961, the construction of the Berlin Wall began.
01:19We know that.
01:21In 1521, after several months of occupation,
01:25the Spaniards destroyed the main city of Aztec.
01:28You see, the Spaniards, like, you know...
01:31It's incredible what the Spaniards...
01:33Yes, sometimes, I mean, sometimes.
01:35Even today, when you look at the wars,
01:37today it's modern to destroy, I mean, modern.
01:40It's a habit to destroy some wars, I mean, I don't know.
01:43Yes, the Spaniards destroyed America there.
01:45There were cultural people there, Aztecs, Mayans, I don't know.
01:48Well, look, they were guilty of war, you know.
01:50They thought they would only find plants and animals.
01:53They found culture, civilization, better than them.
01:56The Spaniards are from Buch, you see,
01:58a Spaniard or a Portuguese.
02:01And in 1806, in battle,
02:05at Uzvisini Mishar, near Šabac,
02:08a dozen or so Serbs
02:11stabbed the Turks in the leg.
02:13Yes, yes.
02:15There were about 4,000 Serbs,
02:18and 40,000 Turks.
02:20And they still had cannons, look.
02:22At that time, the Turks already had artillery.
02:25Why this news?
02:27What does this news have to do with it?
02:29Look, I told you, the decision from the region...
02:32It can't be all from, I don't know, Croatia and so on.
02:35The region must be represented.
02:37You know that's according to the law, right?
02:39Okay, okay, okay.
02:41On the 27th, Fidel Castro was born.
02:44So let's say, happy birthday Fidel.
02:47Viva Fidel!
02:49Viva Fidel!
02:51What? What are you repeating, what am I saying?
02:54I said Viva Fidel first.
02:56Okay, and then Castro lived.
02:59I will say, Castro lived.
03:01Okay.
03:03So, here's the news from the world.
03:05A surgeon in Russia operated on a drug dealer
03:09and found 200 grams of heroin in his bag,
03:13and immediately, with a needle,
03:16he said, sister, needle,
03:18the sister gave the needle, filled it up and hid.
03:21The surgeon, during the operation,
03:23stole 200 grams of heroin from the dealer's stomach.
03:26Well, you can't operate anymore.
03:28Do you know what they call those who carry the drug in themselves?
03:32Brain, they call it.
03:34Brain or mule, it depends.
03:36Okay, but the surgeon is operating,
03:38and the surgeon can't operate anymore,
03:40he's not even sure he's operating.
03:42No, it's not true.
03:44The surgeon had a drug for himself,
03:46I mean, a drug for use,
03:48but who would steal a surgeon?
03:50German Stern,
03:52it's a German newspaper,
03:54spitted Croatian in such a way
03:56that it was uncomfortable for me to read.
03:58So it's incredible how much the European newspapers
04:00are afraid to talk about Croatia at all,
04:03that it's too expensive,
04:05that there's some religious Iranian police,
04:07I don't know,
04:09that the tourists are being harassed,
04:11that they're being threatened,
04:13I mean, really.
04:15I don't know what it should look like.
04:17It's a rite of passage of the Immaculate Conception.
04:20Let me go back a few months to that time.
04:24Sunscreen with two pads,
04:2620 euros a day.
04:28What would you like?
04:30To read how much it costs in Montenegro.
04:33It's three times more expensive than here.
04:35Cappuccino, five euros.
04:37So what?
04:39Coffee in Venice, 10 euros.
04:41Nothing, nothing.
04:43Mineral water, four euros.
04:45It's water with bicarbonate.
04:47It's not ordinary water.
04:49Then, in addition to the news of the world,
04:52we have another news of the world,
04:54and that is,
04:56based on how the negative vibe spreads,
04:58based on the starvation of the prime minister in Knin,
05:02they started to spread it,
05:04it became fashionable, in a way.
05:06They started to spread it all over the world,
05:08you can't believe it.
05:10So, Obama, the president of the United States,
05:12was spreading it based on the behavior of Knin.
05:14It's incredible.
05:16Look at the picture,
05:18how it looks...
05:20Uncomfortable.
05:22Uncomfortable, indecent.
05:24Even worse than in Knin,
05:26because the space was closed,
05:28so there was a lot of noise.
05:30Let's look at how Obama
05:32started spreading it.
05:34Unlike our Mr. Milanovic,
05:36who ended up here,
05:38in the unknown direction.
05:40Goodbye, peasants.
05:42But Obama is a living man.
05:44Look at how he is.
05:46Yes, yes.
05:48Obama is a living man.
05:50Peasants are the most alive.
05:52Let's look at how Obama
05:54started spreading it.
05:56Uroš.
05:58Prilog.
06:00Uroš, Prilog.
06:02I'm just asking you
06:04not to whistle.
06:06Don't.
06:08When the president is speaking,
06:10I mean,
06:12don't, please,
06:14whistle,
06:16whistle,
06:18because when Obama speaks,
06:20he won't be whistled by anyone,
06:22because he has thin veins.
06:24And if you whistle,
06:26yes,
06:28don't, please,
06:30stop, stop.
06:32Come on, enough,
06:34what are you whistling for?
06:40Come on, sit down, sit down.
06:42What do you want?
06:44Let them whistle, what's the problem?
06:52When they were whistling to Milanovic,
06:54why not to me?
07:00Now, let's talk about
07:02who was the first
07:04to whistle to me when I came.
07:06Obama, who was the first?
07:08You, little one.
07:10I'll arrest you first
07:12and put you in jail.
07:14Because whoever whistles to me,
07:16that one doesn't whistle anymore.
07:18Get out!
07:20Get out!
07:22There you are.
07:24You see?
07:26When cultural people
07:28are provoked like this,
07:30when they lose their veins,
07:32everyone says,
07:34look at him, he's uncultured.
07:36Well, look,
07:38let's say,
07:40when I hold
07:42a press conference...
07:44You hold a press conference.
07:46I hold a press conference.
07:48The question is,
07:50if everything would end peacefully.
07:52The question is...
07:54What would you do
07:56if you were arrested?
07:58I don't know.
08:00I would call the police,
08:02the special police,
08:04to arrest you.
08:06Whistle,
08:08whistle,
08:10whistle,
08:12whistle,
08:14whistle.
08:16Today, thanks to democracy,
08:18everything...
08:20What does democracy mean? Anarchy?
08:22Almost.
08:24Everyone can spit on the president.
08:26I remember the times
08:28when it was not like this.
08:30And you stood still when someone spoke.
08:32A different Tito.
08:34The director of space,
08:36president of the presidency,
08:38you speak to him.
08:40How are you, Tito?
08:42Hey, only a naked man is waiting for you in Izmagljica, naked island.
08:48Are you going to blow me? Who are you to blow? Who are you?
08:51You see, today people do everything they can.
08:53Incredible. This is already going to the anarchy.
08:56Then, here, from domestic news, just to say, at the pensioner, 70 years old,
09:01I would say, man, Dida, and a little, and a little in the camp fire, and we are 41st.
09:08Yes, yes, he is exaggerating.
09:09He is exaggerating.
09:10He lives in his time, I would say, man.
09:12Of course, but what?
09:14They found, the police found cocaine in him for 100,000 kunas.
09:19Cocaine at the pensioner for 70 years.
09:22And in this play, 5 soap boxes, as if he is looking for 5 packages.
09:27You know, when old people carry it, they pass by, and they sniff,
09:31and they sniff the envelope, and the cocaine is still a little bit, which is left from drinking.
09:36What does that mean that a gram is 500 kunas?
09:39Man, the pensioner is 70 years old.
09:41I still know from my grandmother that you are in an orphanage,
09:45that's what you do.
09:47When did you see an old man with a short arm?
09:49When did you see a grandmother with a short arm?
09:52Listen, everyone says, no, I can't go to the sun, you know, no ventilation.
09:57Yes, yes, so that the dots don't come out of Dida.
09:59Yes, yes, yes.
10:00My grandmother flew out to me, she said, what is it, grandma?
10:02Let me go, she says, son, I'm all on needles.
10:05Hey, grandma.
10:07Yes.
10:08Oh my.
10:09And the Gesovci were saving again from the hill, climbers, Czechs, lost.
10:16What is it?
10:17Well, I have to pay, I have to save, and then you say thank you.
10:20Yes.
10:21Have you seen the picture, some day, to the Czech Republic,
10:23I think the Slovaks went somewhere, to Biokovo, up, all the way to the top.
10:26Yes, yes.
10:27Shorts, short sleeves, you know, nothing.
10:29There is no bag, there is nothing.
10:31Nothing, nothing.
10:32I mean, you know what should have been done?
10:34Yes.
10:35It should be given on the road, so when people come to this.
10:39Climbing on their own.
10:40No, no, no.
10:41All.
10:42I had a girl who wrote, climb on your own.
10:44Okay, yes, yes.
10:45But I want to say, I should have a small block with instructions on how to behave on the beach,
10:52how to behave, how to climb on the hill, how to behave in Croatia at all.
10:57No, no, let go of Croatia, everyone.
10:59Yes.
11:00Tourists come to Croatia, whoever wants to.
11:03On the border, where are you going?
11:05To Belgrade.
11:06Come on, let me see.
11:07Give me the cards, cash, everything.
11:09You pay on the bonds, you give me the bonds to support.
11:11Or, you know what, I just remembered.
11:13What?
11:14You need to enter Croatia, okay, you can, but when you fill out the questionnaire,
11:19that questionnaire 1, so we can see if you know.
11:22When you return, if I have any money left, I have to give it to you.
11:25And that's the same, yes.
11:26You come with 1,000 euros, you come with 950.
11:28Yes, yes.
11:29And this gold, my dear.
11:30Young couple thrown out of their homes because they didn't want to order anything else.
11:34Well, of course.
11:35Of course.
11:36I mean, you sit there in the chair for three hours.
11:38Well, yes.
11:39And on the level.
11:40The man has three tables, you know, and two jobs all day.
11:42Eight hours of work.
11:43This smelly cow.
11:44Well, okay, we won't do it now.
11:47Come on.
11:48And of course, the seal is closed.
11:50Just seal, seal.
11:52That's fine, seal every night.
11:54And in the morning to see if you're real.
11:56And according to our taxes.
11:59Taxes.
12:00Taxes.
12:01These god inspectors.
12:02They started in the world.
12:03Also.
12:04So, in the temple complex in Nepal, there is a cafe near the Golden Buddha.
12:13Yes, yes.
12:14And of course, the tax inspection came in and found a pile of money in the cash register.
12:20Look at how Dalai Lama is trying to get out of an awkward situation.
12:25We are from the Tax Administration and we are filming you.
12:29From the Tax Administration, right?
12:31Well, what are you going to do there?
12:33In the temple complex, there is a cafe near the Golden Buddha.
12:37And we found 120 rupees in cash in it.
12:43And we have to seal your...
12:45Well, what's the cash register?
12:46You're not...
12:47What do you want?
12:49It's almost gone.
12:5120 days sealed and a fine of a million rupees.
12:54Well, you...
12:56Who are you going to close?
12:58Well, don't worry.
13:02Don't worry, Grbav.
13:04We're going to fix everything.
13:09And that's the rest of the money.
13:11Here it is.
13:12Money.
13:13Here it is.
13:14Money.
13:16Yes.
13:17Money.
13:18You're doing great, Grbav.
13:19You're going to be sealed.
13:22You're going to be sealed.
13:23Like, you know, the rest of Konobarica.
13:25Aha.
13:26So it wouldn't be a coincidence.
13:27There are some in our country, too, who pretend to be rich.
13:30We had a chance to be rich.
13:32Brother, if you have everything in your baby, I'll seal you.
13:37I'll kill you, your family, your brother, your father.
13:41I'll kill them all, man.
13:43Hey, just come to me.
13:44Okay, okay.
13:45Okay.
13:46Here, let me recommend a book.
13:48Of course, we know who's going to read it.
13:51Here, it's from a Dostoyevsky idiot, but in short.
13:54Don't worry.
13:55Wait, how many pages are there?
13:56Two pages.
13:57There are four pages, exactly.
13:58You know, Grof Mishkin comes back from a meeting in Switzerland,
14:03goes to Jepacin, meets him there, and that's it.
14:06You have a picture.
14:07Give it to me.
14:08What are you talking about?
14:09You'll judge me, I didn't read it.
14:10Here, an idiot from Dostoyevsky, but for everyday use.
14:13For the beach.
14:14For the beach.
14:15For the beach.
14:16After one commercial message, we'll move on to the biometeorological forecast.
14:21We'll look at the EPP, and then just one commercial, right?
14:24And then, right?
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14:40That's why it's good to be in Tele2.
14:47Wake up,
14:50the best thing in you.
14:56Bring
15:00peace and joy to your home.
15:06Give love
15:08a smile.
15:11For happiness
15:14we need so little.
15:20Bring light to someone at least for a moment.
15:30This is a firework.
15:31Wake up, something is bright.
15:33Because it's the energy that moves Croatia.
15:36EPP. More than electricity.
16:06EPP is an online credit credit.
16:10It's a ready-made credit, with which you can click on EPP first.
16:14It justifies your trust.
16:16EPP.
16:18EPP.
16:20EPP.
16:22EPP.
16:24EPP.
16:26EPP.
16:29EPP.
16:31EPP.
16:33No, no, no, no, no!
16:34Optimas,
16:35Vodnica,
16:36Optimas!
16:38All, all, all, 31001,
16:40All, all, all, 3001,
16:44Vodnica!
16:48So, that's all,
16:50I read while the commercial was running,
16:53I read the whole book.
16:55Here, 24 hours long,
16:57it's about how the hydrometer was attacked,
17:00Hydrometeorologists, what are they called? Liars.
17:02Yes, hydrometeorologists.
17:04So, Fora, let him know.
17:06Let's say that he is a fortune teller.
17:08Let him know how the weather will be tomorrow, so it won't be raining all the time.
17:12Yes.
17:14So, don't believe the forecasts.
17:16It's like this.
17:18Once there was a meteorological forecast,
17:20that people will be abnormally tired,
17:22especially in the evenings,
17:24because the pressure is enormous.
17:26The pressure.
17:28The pressure, the pressure of the air.
17:30Yes. The pressure of the air is increasing.
17:32As the pressure of the air increases,
17:34so does the resistance to the air pressure in the body.
17:36Let me explain this in a scientific manner.
17:38Okay.
17:40Dear viewers, as the pressure of the air increases,
17:42so does the resistance to the air pressure in the body,
17:44and the resistance of the air pressure in the body
17:46causes headaches,
17:48dizziness...
17:50It's not about behavior.
17:52Behavior?
17:54Well, that's what I wanted to ask.
17:56Thank you for your attention, greetings from Zvojna Milić and I wish you good luck.
18:02Goodbye.
18:03Goodbye, dear viewers.