Pervanov Dnevnik RTL - S01E11

Tomislav Mix
Tomislav Mix
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Za izgradnju vlastitog stava svaki građanin nužno treba pravodobnu, ako je potrebito, čak i istinitu informaciju. RTL je angažirao svjetski ugledne novinarske tehničare, ing. Želimira Kučinu (Željko Pervan) i ing. Živojina Mirića (Mladen Horvat) da svojim briljantnim perom oslikaju hrvatsku regionalnu i globalnu stvarnost.

Legendarni "Pervanov dnevnik" evoluirao je od radijske uspješnice te će svojom prisutnošću kontaminirati i televizijski prostor. Zahvaljujući mreži jataka ...
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00:0012, no, no, no, I'll just let it go a little bit, Mr. Buzda, just to let it go a little bit so that the clip that goes to the cylinder, well, it's drawing me, let's make it now.
00:17I have pasta, I have to do it with pasta.
00:20Dear viewers, good evening from Želimir Kučin, and of course from...
00:28From the beard and the head of my little animal, Miric.
00:32Your beard has shrunk a little bit.
00:34Yes, a little, yes, it's not good.
00:36Hey, you had a nice beard when I remember. Why don't you wear a beard anymore?
00:40Well, it's hot.
00:41It's hot.
00:42It's hot inside, but you have to keep it, you know, it's not comfortable.
00:46Your beard wasn't comfortable.
00:48It's not comfortable, it's ugly.
00:49I know.
00:50What do I know, men don't like you with a beard, but your beard stood like a uniform.
00:55You hear, how do you say, in a new wine, no, in a new environment, a new wine.
01:01Yes, exactly, exactly.
01:03The 21st of August, 2013, by the way, it's Wednesday, that's a day set somewhere in the golden environment.
01:11My favorite.
01:12My favorite day, if not my favorite Wednesday.
01:16It happened today, just a little bit, just a little bit, oops.
01:21And what is it, how do you say, what is it?
01:26What is it?
01:28What is it?
01:29What is it?
01:30What is it?
01:31It's my beard.
01:32And where am I?
01:34Excuse me?
01:35Where am I?
01:36I don't understand.
01:38I repeat, who are you?
01:39For me, Hartia.
01:41What do you want from me personally?
01:43I know, brother, but that's not it, as I said, that's not it.
01:46Alpari, we are no longer, you know, I have, I get messages from…
01:50We have never been to Alpari.
01:51On Kapaljka.
01:52We have never been to Alpari in any way.
01:54Okay, okay, just ask, I can ask.
01:56I took that bar from you, man, what do you want?
01:59And that one year, no meter watt, no meter watt.
02:02Do you know what that means?
02:03No meter, no.
02:04That's why I took it.
02:06So, you have a one-year warranty, no matter if he fell, drank, fell out on purpose, threw it,
02:12you bring it back a year later and you get a new one.
02:14And they…
02:15No meter watt, which means full helmet, plus drunk, maybe.
02:19Aha.
02:20Yes.
02:21What, a little tears in the eyes?
02:23A little teeth or a little…
02:24Teeth.
02:25Our day has come, arranged by a colleague, Živoj Mirić, or Vito Pače, in Istrian,
02:31in 1911, he stole a Mona Lisa, but returned it the next day.
02:36What's that?
02:38Someone stole a full one, but that's there.
02:40Well, no, they stole the original and brought it from Bobonjera.
02:43And now it's hanging there in Prada.
02:46In 1959, Hawaii became the 50th state of the USA.
02:51Of course, Hawaii, the 50th state of the USA, will not…
02:55Which I would not be ashamed of.
02:57Incredible.
02:59From the world…
03:01We came to the set of a film, which is…
03:05You know that Zastava film?
03:07You know that, of course…
03:08The promotional film.
03:09Educational.
03:10Educational.
03:11A promotional film from the era of imperial China.
03:14That's incredible, 20 years ago.
03:16Yes.
03:17So, the Imperial Ministry of Information of China,
03:23made a film where they promote taxation,
03:27so that those who sell and those who buy,
03:30have to take a tax account.
03:32Be careful, it was already in China.
03:34It was already then.
03:35And they made a film…
03:36What about China?
03:37How advanced was it?
03:39Well, that's why today the Chinese are the leading market in the world economy.
03:43Yes, yes, yes.
03:44They grow by 8%, I think, per year.
03:46You know, how do you know it's really a crisis?
03:49When you enter a Chinese department store,
03:51they ask you, what do you want to buy?
03:53No, no, thank you, I'm just looking.
03:55Then you know it's really a crisis, you know.
03:59Okay, now we're going to look at…
04:02I hope you translated that Chinese film.
04:05I didn't…
04:07You know, the guy who translates Chinese is still on the agenda.
04:10How long is he still on the agenda?
04:12Conjunctivitis.
04:13You can't do anything to him legally, you can't do anything to him formally.
04:16Okay, because, dear viewers,
04:19because I personally speak Chinese,
04:24I will translate simultaneously what is being said in the video.
04:31So, now you're going to watch a Chinese promotional film for taxation,
04:35for the efficiency of the state, and the calculation is complete.
04:41Let's watch the Chinese commercial film together.
04:47Don't stand there.
04:49Oh, excuse me, tax inspectors.
04:52Excuse me.
04:55Excuse me, excuse me.
04:58Hey, kid, show the inspector where his seat is.
05:02I think he said, okay, it's not 100%, but…
05:05Here, excuse me, your seat is here,
05:07Mr. Tax Inspector.
05:11Here, here.
05:12Feel free to sit here.
05:15I'm coming, I'm coming.
05:16Okay, I can't talk to you right now.
05:18I'm coming, I'm coming, but you know I'm blind.
05:20I know, inspector, here, sit down.
05:22Watch out, the blind man is coming.
05:24Like the inspector, right?
05:25Yes, yes.
05:26Feel free to sit down slowly.
05:28Hey, what are we going to watch tonight?
05:31Lignya Saivar.
05:33Lignya Saivar, one, Lignya Saivar.
05:37It's coming now.
05:39It smells good.
05:40Are the movies good?
05:41Yes, yes, yes.
05:43You see, the inspector is watching.
05:45Look at this guy down there.
05:47You see, you see, you see.
05:49And the blind man is probably in a fight,
05:51a kung fu fight, and he lost his right arm.
05:53You see?
05:54Yes, yes, I see.
05:55But he's still a dangerous kung fu fighter, you know?
05:57Yes, yes, yes.
05:58It's not that he's only dangerous in his head,
06:00he's behind you.
06:01Ah, here, cooked chicken, good take.
06:05Aha, fair.
06:06Aha.
06:07You can see right away that he's not in a good physical condition.
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07:16Look at this guy.
07:29Stupid.
07:30Stupid.
07:32Stupid.
07:35I don't give a damn.
07:36You don't even know who you are dealing with.
07:37Where will you go to us? We will find a few million kuna in your pocket.
07:42It happened to me by chance.
07:45Come on, what's up with you?
07:47Have they not broken the ice at De La Rama yet?
07:50They haven't, yes, yes.
07:52Be careful.
07:53Short and friendly conversation.
07:55For how many months today?
07:56There is a message here.
07:58Just let it shine a little.
08:00What are you doing?
08:01Nothing, no, I'm not.
08:03A little tear in the eyes.
08:05You have to be careful with the map.
08:07Yes, yes.
08:08And the touch screen?
08:09Ah, boy, look at him.
08:10You have to have clean hands.
08:12You can't do it like this.
08:14On the golf, and then press the screen.
08:17You are in Shaolin.
08:19I heard about Shaolin.
08:20You are a monk in Shaolin.
08:22And that some chief director of space in Shaolin,
08:25that chief one,
08:26I found that he has three billion euros in banks,
08:29and a lot of stars around him.
08:30He buys cars and stuff.
08:31He hates material things.
08:34Why?
08:35I think it's a waste of money.
08:37Well, yes, of course.
08:38He needs some time to learn.
08:41Maybe it's all just, you know,
08:43in the function of learning,
08:45learning all the possible activities
08:48that he is engaged in, so you know.
08:50But is he really an OK guy for us?
08:52Well, he is.
08:53Then he has to earn some money somewhere.
08:55Our country is rotting.
08:57And what about these, I mean, as I said,
08:59maybe people give him some, you know.
09:01You can't, you have to.
09:02Only Rodbin.
09:03Only Rodbin.
09:04And there is no Rodbin.
09:05According to that, he pays, whatever you call it.
09:08Here, let's see,
09:09if the payment is solid,
09:12or if there is one more soft,
09:14one more soft touch towards Lama.
09:17Young girls are walking in a fine dress.
09:20They go to whom?
09:21And...
09:22At home, too?
09:23No, wait, wait, wait.
09:25And the young girl says,
09:27come to me tonight,
09:29there is no one home.
09:31She says,
09:32come to me tonight,
09:33there is no one home.
09:35What?
09:36And...
09:37What?
09:38What is it?
09:39What is it?
09:40And...
09:41She comes, rings the doorbell,
09:43there is really no one home.
09:45And what?
09:46Tell me.
09:47What do you mean?
09:49Well, no.
09:53Come to me, there is no one,
09:55there really is no one.
09:57Tell me.
09:58What do you mean?
09:59What do you mean?
10:00He forgot the key,
10:01so there is no key.
10:03There is no...
10:04Oh, God.
10:10Ocean?
10:11Jump!
10:12Find out more about the online journey
10:14at riomare.hr
10:16Which friends are really careful?
10:18Find out more about the online journey
10:20at riomare.hr
10:23There are things you click on first.
10:26Do you want to arrange a children's room for a new beginning?
10:29Just click and the room is here.
10:32Do you want to change Lime's favorite for a long time?
10:35Click is enough.
10:37Have you found a bicycle you have been looking for a long time?
10:39Simply click.
10:41Or have you wished for a new TV?
10:43Everything is so simple.
10:45Just click and in 30 minutes the loan is approved.
10:48Online Click Loan from OTP Bank.
10:50A ready-made loan for the wishes you click on first.
10:53OTP Bank justifies your trust.
10:56Maybe this year there is not much good news,
10:59but Tele2 allows you to share something good.
11:03Take the PS4 500 GB and the FIFA 21 game
11:07and for only one kuna in the Tuesday rate
11:10and the legendary mobile Internet,
11:12play with the whole world.
11:14That's why it's good to be in Tele2.
11:16How much fun is it?
11:18It's good fun.
11:19No, it's not for that.
11:20You have spent your whole life in this and that.
11:23There is a research that we will do now.
11:26I found it by surfing.
11:28There is a research where it is said
11:31what are the signs of a loss of connection.
11:34So it's better to stop before than to suffer without a connection.
11:37You have a lot of experience.
11:39How many connections do you have now?
11:41I don't count at all.
11:43Countless?
11:44Countless.
11:45I have a problem.
11:47Every day I eat two or three heads of garlic.
11:51Because of my health.
11:53And because of my blood.
11:55My blood is strong.
11:57It's rare for a woman to pick it up.
11:59Who? You or garlic?
12:01Garlic.
12:02Women are not good for you.
12:04Avoid marriage.
12:06Do you agree that you avoid marriage?
12:10Yes, yes.
12:12But it was mainly because of garlic.
12:16You are not happy anymore.
12:18Have you noticed that women are not happy when you talk to them?
12:22Yes, yes.
12:24You are looking for a reason to fight.
12:27Yes, it was the same.
12:30In the end, we didn't talk.
12:33We didn't feel it.
12:35You are eating garlic again.
12:38What can we do?
12:40Do you imagine life without her?
12:43Do you ever imagine life without her or her without you?
12:46I think she is without me.
12:49But women don't know that garlic is healthy.
12:53I was not sick.
12:55I told you that I don't repeat it ten times.
12:58I have never been to the doctor.
13:01Do you have your own doctor?
13:03No, I don't.
13:05I'm like a ghost.
13:08Do you get your pension in 1991?
13:12No, I didn't ask for it.
13:15What can I do?
13:17I'm not okay.
13:19Let's see how our most sympathetic person
13:22breaks up with women.
13:25What do I know?
13:27How did I break up with women?
13:31I broke up nicely.
13:33I just turn to the other side
13:36and just...
13:39I just...
13:41She sees me snoring.
13:44She wakes me up and says,
13:46I'm just sleeping.
13:48I'm just sleeping.
13:50A couple of days later, she goes away.
13:53She sees nothing of me.
13:55I just turn around, snore, snore.
13:58She cries and leaves.
14:0424 hours.
14:06She's nice.
14:08She plays with her...
14:11She's fashionable.
14:14You get all the information for that night.
14:17Fun and fashion.
14:19Yes.
14:21I'm surprised that they are the most ready.
14:24I still wear military style.
14:26Everything is masked.
14:28That's my favorite uniform.
14:30Everything is masked.
14:32I don't know why,
14:34but it's my favorite.
14:36I have a book for you.
14:38I recommend it.
14:40It's called
14:42A trip to the beach
14:44with friends.
14:46It's about income
14:48and income tax.
14:50When you want to learn something
14:52on the beach,
14:54this is a very interesting book.
14:56It's full of intrigues,
14:58love affairs,
15:00and so on.
15:02Maybe it doesn't look interesting,
15:04but income tax
15:06is a fantastic and interesting thing.
15:08Every housewife will be happy
15:10to read this book.
15:12I recommend it to everyone.
15:14Now let's watch an ad.
15:32Come and eat.
15:56It was a good time.
15:58It will be a good time.
16:00You will be surprised.
16:02We have a video
16:04from Hvar.
16:10Look at the clouds.
16:12You can't believe it.
16:16With this beautiful view
16:18of Hvar's clouds,
16:22we wish you all the best.
16:26Good night.
16:30Good night.